yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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A woman's place is on the battlefield
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Amazing
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good morning everyone!!! Guess what day it is
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I should punch a mirror. i bet that would look cool
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met a new kinda guy on twitter today
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Every summer I forget how much I fucking love spiders I’ve drunk one every day this week
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Breaking News Alert: our gracious prince has found the beautiful young woman who came thrice to his ball—once in a dress shimmering like starlight, once in a dress luminous as the moon, and once in a dress as golden and radiant as the sun on a summer day—only to discover that she was a scullery maid working in his own kitchen! needless to say she has been executed
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everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit
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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation
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He!!!
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do you want to see the best trail cam photo ever
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Reblog if you want one of these in your ask box:
•A compliment
•A story
•Why you follow me
•A cute message
•One thing you want to tell me
•One thing you want to know about me
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