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thehargreevesfamily · 5 months

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thebeesareback · 6 months

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Every "Title of your sex tape" joke in Brooklyn Nine-Nine

"Kind, sober and fully dressed", Jake to Amy

"I'm sorry about tonight", Jake to Amy

"It's not your fault, I was terrible", Jake to Amy

"I'm horrible at this, when can we stop", Jake to Amy

"Ah, well done", Jake to himself

"I'm with someone and nothing is going to happen", Jake to Amy

"This better not bite me in the ass", Jake to Amy

"Uh oh, hope it doesn't get too sexual", Jake to Amy

"Blast of cold air coming out of that box", Jake to Amy

"Why doesn't your mouth work", Jake to Amy

"I hope it wasn't a mistake", Jake to Amy (right after they fuck for the first time)

"I just got it out of the vent to rub it in your faces", Jake to Amy

"One more 'but' and you're in contempt", Jake to the judge at his trial

"I'm so confused, I don't know what's happening right now", Jake to Amy

"I'm shaking right now, I'm definitely going to cry" Amy to Jake

"Seriously, what is taking so long?" Jake to Amy

"My mother has a fantastic basement", Jake to Holt

"I came alone", Jake to Jimmy Figis

"That's not how holes work", Jake to Boyle

"Why don't we take this map and this sextant and chart a course to the restaurant", Holt to Boyle

"Did not work at all but I love that you attempted it" Jake to Holt

"Jake and Amy are getting married tonight", Boyle to himself

"Sorry, that came out weird", Jake to Holt

"It's hard for some people", Jake to a therapist

"It just slipped out", Rosa to Boyle

"I came as fast as I could ", Jake to Amy

"There's not even any soft parts in the middle we could pull out", Jake to Hitchcock and Scully

"Grabbed whatever and yanked", Boyle to Dr Oliver Cox

"Just show me the tip", Jake to Holt

"She's coming, hide!" Jake to Holt

"Quite hard upon me", Jake to himeself

"Demon in your jeans", Jake to his father

"Cockpit Larry and the mile-high stewardi", Jake's dad's actual sex tape

Weird that Doug Judy and Gina aren't on the list 🤔 🤔

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astreinomane · 28 days

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These two himbos right here...

These two himbos right here should have been both part of the main cast of B99.

Reblog if you agree.

#brooklyn 99 #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #adrian pimento #jason mantzoukas #doug judy #craig robinson #jake peralta #andy samberg #charles boyle #joe lo truglio #gina linetti #chelsea peretti

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renegadesstuff · 8 months

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- 10 years of Brooklyn 99 - 🤍

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nightskyfoxyy · 9 months

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Late nights on the Marauder

(idea from a chat with the lovely @niobiumao3 )

#what do you mean plan 99 what even is that #last i heard they were all good and dating and all adorable n stuff #no fr if season 3 doesnt end happy so will I #lo rambles #fanart #star wars #the bad batch #phee genoa #tech bad batch #techphee #tech x phee

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creamyberries-lovely · 5 months

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#i literally think about this every time i salt my cooking #b99 quotes #b99 #b99edit #source: b99 #charles boyle #raymond holt #captain holt #andre braugher #joe lo truglio #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #we need a charles boyle cooking spin off show

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grandmoments · 1 year

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine

#b99 #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #charles boyle #joe lo truglio #fax machine #unprotected sex #letter and phone #funny #comedy #hilarious #humor #gif #gifset #television #tv #tv show #tv series

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incorrect-b99 · 1 year

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Amy: You should always say “Please” and “Thank you”.

Rosa,to Charles: Please shut the fuck up. Thank you.

Amy: Not exactly what I had in mind, but you can’t deny progress.

#source: tumblr #b99 #brooklyn 99 #b99 incorrect quotes #incorrect b99 quotes #brooklyn nine nine #incorrect brooklyn 99 #incorrect brooklyn nine nine quotes #incorrect quotes #amy santiago #melissa fumero #stephanie beatriz #rosa diaz #charles boyle #joe lo truglio #rosa x amy #amy x rosa

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queen-rndmchick · 1 year

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Stephanie Beatriz @ The Little Mermaid World Premiere 🧜‍♀️

#stephanie beatriz #the little mermaid #disney #world premiere #hollywood #celebrity #fashion #red carpet #los angeles #brooklyn 99 #rosa diaz #encanto

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dorothy16 · 2 months

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behind the scenes from brooklyn 99 via melissa fumero’s instagram 🚨

#brooklyn 99 #joe lo truglio #andy samberg #melissa fumero #stephanie beatriz #rick page #dirk blocker #joel mckinnon miller #andre braugher #terry crews #chelsea peretti #melissa fumero ig #netflix #me edits

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mannyblacque · 2 months

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via Joe Lo Truglio

Just his way of announcing Brooklyn Nine Nine is now on Netflix.

#brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #joe lo truglio #netflix #bts #behind the scenes #b99 #charles boyle #andre braugher #captain raymond holt #amy santiago #jake peralta #terry jeffords #rosa diaz #gina linetti #hitchcock and scully

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minthe-lover · 1 year

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Like 80% of the comments on this chapter are terrible.. mostly cause it's just the whiplash of going from worrying over hera being sexually assaulted to freaken out over a dumb rushed wedding... But then I saw this comment and just fucking lost it.

Like... Buddy... How.. how can you even compare violet evergrarden to lore.olympus. violet evergarden is one of the most beautifully animated series that I have seen in my entire life, and it's about overcoming PTSD and physical and mental disabilities. Lore Olympus has arts that... Nice.. and colourful but not the perfected beauty of violet evergarden and it's about dumb romance plots and "feminist" plots that aren't actually dealt with.

This just ughhhhhh-

#this is my reaction like 99% of the time fans compare lore olympus to anything else #like ywah whatever floats your boat... but holy shit these two are on such drastically different levels #but anyway Imma watch Violet evergarden again and cry my ass off #anti lo #lo critical #anti lore olympus #lore olympus critical

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latinotiktok · 1 year

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amo influenciar las elecciones, es mi nueva forma de cometer fraude electoral

#.txt #misha #estoy 99% seguro que jose carioca gano porque lo pusimos acá sino ganaba manolo por goleada

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lighteyed · 2 months

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everything wrong with me is intrinsically connected to my pcos and i think that’s insane

#99% of the time if i’m having an issue i look up the issue + pcos and lo and behold #just looked up pcos + headaches if anyone is curious