this is literally my favorite video

you've heard of her right? the whole town's talking about her. the girl who turned kinda weird through the intersection. we all saw and we're mad at her.

frog chair

gordan ramsey said this on kitchen nightmares and it blew me away so i took a screenshot but amazon prime app censored me and handed me this work of art

stop holding ya pee for so damn long

i know that "unalive" is part of larger worrying trend of self censorship but if you really are in a situtation where you have to avoid the words "die" or "kill" the english language already has centuries worth of much better euphemisms. the iconic and perennial "six feet under"? the lovely imagery of "pushing up daisies"? "shuffle off this mortal coil"????? literally anything from the monty python dead parrot bit???? you have so many options. please try to be more creative at least

the champion

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

today you have to draw the tgirl without birthing hips

These fake tetris ads are driving me fucking insane not because they're shitty mobile games but it seems like blocks only fall down the hole randomly like why doesn't it fill itself in there's no rhyme or reason as to what makes a block fill the hole up

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors