#LET S FUCKING GO OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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LETS FUCKING GO GLASS BEACH
#liliths mind#glass beach#LET S FUCKING GO OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!#AAAAAAAAA FIRST TIME CROWD SURFING OH MY GOD
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Oooooooo do you have any more headcanons for the Yandere! Listeners? That trope is so underrated😭
OH HO YES PLEASE!
Yandere Listeners HC:
Sugarboo:
At first they were obsessed with Alphonse but when Seth came in they almost killed him. But then they though of how sad Al would be and decided fuck it I'll be nice.
But then everything happened and Sugarboo got attached platonically. Can be turned Romantic if yall want bc why not?
This Sugarboo dosen't really like Jessie all that much and shows it. Like your one of the persons who hurt their romantic/platonic obsession how fucking dare you?
They also when Al gave Seth and them the talk before leaving gave them a serious stare and said "Alphonse, Seth, if it came to it I'll kill for you. I love you both and want both of you safe."
I think this tipped off Seth and Alphosne that you might be a yandere a but bc they would do the same for you.
When they did go with Derek in his car it took everything in them not to kill him right there. But once they did go back to where he took them they didn't just shoot him. They kept shooting, broke a glass and stabbed him some more since this pathetic pig caused so much hurt to their lover/s.
Casper:
They got lowkey obsessed with him in middle school but didn't realize till highschool. They tried giving lots of hints that they liked him but he didn't get it. Let's not even talk about the note.
Casper is more a lowkey yandere where they know Charlie would come to them eventually and if not they'd act.
Meeting an obsession young isn't fully helpful bc you would want to find them no matter what.
But when they had to move this fuled Casepr to make enough money to make Charlie and them live happily. That's why they know how to use a switch blade. They took on lots of different jobs, even assassination.
When Charlie said I did like you. It made Casper almost take him right there. Charlie most likely has a feeling but shrugs it off bc "My Casper? Naw." But Casper is behind him hiding a body that decided to fuck with him during his shift.
Star:
Starts of platonic bc they only just met him. They want to protect him from others to show him off bc he is a nice person. But they know he won't leave them for someone.
They also have special privileges since he considers them a friend right now. Like shopping, I feel like Star would be the one who would gift Faust many things to keep him with them. Like meaningful ones.
They don't talk about the stalker a lot bc they killed them. But the court ruled it as self defense bc the stalker had a weapon.
They have used their status as a big streamer to their advantage if someone got to ballsy with insulting Faust when he's trying to be nice to everyone...you don't even deserve his attention negative or not you fucking-
Sorry that this one dosen't have a lot the story isn't fully developed yet-
Rook:
Auron obviously knows. He likes it and is semi a yandere himself with how he told them he won't give up on them if they stayed.
Rook fell when they first saw him. So when he told them over that dinner date their obsession grew, at the first one they have they were trying to get more information without seeming obsessive since he's observant as well.
Rook has intimidated some people at the work place when they say they liked Auron or seem like getting too close.
They can be manipulative with their silver tongue, so it usually is them planting a thought that Auron would never look at them or Rook showing off how Much Auron tolerates them since he's never like that with anybody.
Trish does tell them a bit of things he likes (she definitely knows about their obsession) I feel like since Auron said something. About her intuition that she just knows they're a perfect match.
Angel:
Lucien know off the bat that Angel was a bit fucked in the had I Mena why keep a demon in your house? But he's chill with it.
Angel is a chill Yandere anyways I mean no one can know of Lucien. Sure Angel wants to brag but they won't ever let someone lay eyes on him.
I hc if Lucien ever needed to eat human flesh they would lure creeps and pesos to their apartment so that Lucien can feast. He's put up a sound barrier too so that the neighbors don't get suspicious.
Angel mostly keeps to themselves when outside of the apartment so no one thinks anything is going on with them.
And that's mostly what I think the boys would react with the listener being yandere and some hc sprinkled in.
#yuurivoice alphonse#yuurivoice auron#yuurivoice seth#yuurivoice charlie#yuurivoice faust#yuurivoice lucien#yuurivoice#red writes
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Demon Fanzo is sent flying
(Note: A Hazbin Hotel reference)
Demon Fanzo and his ship was being tossed around by SMG3 and SMG4's meme power.
Demon Fanzo: WOAH! WOAH! MAKE IT STOP!
SMG3: HAHAHAHA
SMG4: uhhhhh 3, don't you think we should stop? I think he had enough.
SMG3: Oh come on, it's fun watching him getting tossed around like a ragdoll.
Sick GF: I agree with him.
Noah Files: Me too
SMG4: *sighs* Well if you say so.
SMG3: *to Demon Fanzo* So, are you gonna tell us where Demon Lila Sky and Immortal Cherry Rose's castle and surrender or you wanna keep getting tossed around until you passed out?
Demon Fanzo: *gag* OKAY OKAY! FINE I'LL TELL YOU WHERE THE GIRLS'S CASTLE IS, IT'S AT DARK VALLEY!!!!!
SMG3: And do you surrender?
Demon Fanzo: YES! YES! I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER! JUST PUT ME DOWN!
SMG3: You sure? Cause I don't know if you're lying or no-
Demon Fanzo: I'M POSITIVILLY SURE!!!! NOW PLEASE PUT ME DOWN OR I'LL MIGHT PASS OUT!!!!
SMG3: Okay, if you say so....*puts the ship upside down to drag Demon Fanzo down*
Demon Fanzo: WAIT,WAIT,WAIT,WAIT NOT LIKE THAT! NOT LIKE THAT- AGHHHHHHH! *crashes to the ground* Oof! Ow......
SMG4: Oooooooo, That's gotta hurt!
Penelope: Now that's awesome!
Corey(Child BF): Do it again!
Sick GF: I think Demon Fanzo has had enough.
SMG3: *walks to Demon Fanzo who is defeated* Well I gotta say thank you for giving us the information we need so me and others will be on our wa-
Demon Fanzo: *weakly voice* W-wait!
SMG3: Huh?
Demon Fanzo: *weakly voice* I also wanna thank you....
SMG3: Uhhhhhh for what exactly?
Demon Fanzo: I also want to thank you.......FOR LETTING YOUR GUARD DOWN! *rips off a piece of SMG3's overall pants* HA! How do you like that?! HUH?!
SMG4: Hey! Why would you-*looks at SMG3 looking like he's about to commit murder* (mind) Oh fuck.....I know that look! Guys, we gotta back up!
Drugfriend: Huh?
Roxanne: Wait what, why?
SMG4: JUST DO IT! FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY, JUST BACK UP!
Everyone was confused but they moved back anyways.
Freund.XML: Uh Why do want us to back up?
SMG4: You'll see....
Demon Fanzo: HAHAHAHAH! NOT SO TOUGH NOW ARE YA-*gasps in terror*
SMG3 had a sinister look on his face and he was holding a giant bomb, to blow up Demon Fanzo to the air.
(And it was just then that Demon Fanzo knew.....he fucked up.)
Demon Fanzo: *gulp* Oh shit.....
*KA-BOOM*
Demon Fanzo: WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Demon Fanzo was sent flying to the air and never to be seen again.
Everybody's jaw dropped because of what they just witnessed.
Noah Files: Holy shit dude, did you just-
SMG3: Yes, Yes I did.
Drugfriend: I'm not gonna to question what just happened.....
SMG4: Wait, What about your overall pants?
SMG3: Eh, I'll get it fixed up later
Sick GF: Okay then let's go
Meanwhile, Demon Lila Sky is still waiting for Demon Fanzo to return with his mission successful.
Demon Lila Sky: Ugh! Where the hell is he?! He should be back here by now! I hope he doesn't fail me!
Evil Guard: uhhhhh M-Miss Lila Sky....
Demon Lila Sky: What is it? Did Fanzo came back?
Evil Guard: Uhhhh well.........he got blown up to space because of the heroes.....
Demon Lila Sky: He did......WHAT?! So he failed his mission?!
Evil Guard: Y-Yes.....
Demon Lila Sky: GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Evil Guard: Eep! I'm getting out of here! *flees out of the room*
Immortal Cherry Rose: Let me guess, Fanzo couldn't do defeat them?
Demon Lila Sky: YES! HE FAILED TO DEFEAT THEM! WHICH MEANS THAT THEY'RE ALMOST CLOSE TO GETTING TO OUR LOCATION!!!!!!
Immortal Cherry Rose: *sighs* I knew this would happen which is why I have a back-up plan.
Demon Lila Sky: And that is?
Immortal Cherry Rose: Getting Sick Daila here to get rid of them and then I also have another evil surprise for them.
Demon Lila Sky: And what would that be?
Immortal Cherry Rose: I managed to use dark magic to bring Exocrist leader Purity Senpai back to life from the land of the dead.
Demon Lila Sky: *gasps* Really?
Immortal Cherry Rose: Yep, I did.
Demon Lila Sky: See this is why you're my favorite person in the world, you're so smart!
Immortal Cherry Rose: I know I am.
Demon Lila Sky: Hehehehe, They won't know what's coming for them.....Hehehehehe~
#friday night funkin#fnf spongebob parodies#revenge arc#drugfriend#smg4#smg4 smg3#roxanne angel#lila sky#fanzo miller#cherry rose
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Putting the ocs into a nice situation for once, let's put them in Danganronpa S, who do you think they'd have some nice interactions with without all the killing game baggage.
OOOOOOOO OMG you know i love throwing literally any two characters together into platonic relationships. gonna format this one a bit differently i think :]]
lets throw these guys on a vacation!!!!!!!! lets fucking RELAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
honestly i can imagine interactions between every single character ever so I TRIED REALLY REALLY HARD TO NARROW DOWN SOME SPECIFIC ONES BUT EVEN THEN ITS STILL SO LONG AND IM SORRY HDBFGHGD
ANDI (how did she get there and why, wears a one piece i guess???)
positive interactions: with OTHER OCS i think the most immediate positive interaction she could have is with billie, just because they are from the same universe and canonically have "grown up" together in a sense. could definitely see a heartfelt moment there on this vacation :] with other danganronpa characters.......... hm. chihiro is immediately coming to mind because she is polite and would likely be interested in what the hell is going on. KEEBO WOULD ALSO BE REALLY COOL I THINK two different forms of artificial life with very different views on how they see themselves and humanity. could be awesome.
negative interactions: extremely difficult to have a "negative" interaction with andi because she is literally siri however if any of my ocs were to reach that then ummmmmmmmm ryobe. ryobe and maybe naomi bc shes just soooooo uncomfortable with it hfbjdg. for other danganronpa characters i can see a similar chihiro situation with miu where shes really interested in what makes andi tick however ..................... shes miu . so it will not be appropriate. and this isnt exactly negative but i can see her and kirumi getting stuck in this endless loop of "no, let me take care of YOU".
BILLIE (hates wearing a swim suit and acts so out of place half of the time, long swim shirt and board shorts)
positive interactions: with my ocs hmmmmm i can really see sae acting in a big sister kinda sense!!! theyre both a bit more mellow as well lol so they'd get along, not to mention they have this back and forth and being the listener vs talking a lot. i could also see billie and naomi relating to each other-- they probably meet each other bc theyre both hiding in the restaurant trying to get away from the noise LMAO. and with other danganronpa characters hmmmmmmmmm anybody who is chill. RANTARO ACTUALLY WOULD BE REALLY GOOD she would love his style so bad. AND ALSO NEKOMARU. JESUS CHRIST I CAN REALLY SEE HER AND NEKOMARU
negative interactions: with my ocs MIKA LOL. two ultimate lucky students both insecure as hell and not super chatty, one of them would say something vaguely catty and theyd be so petty the rest of the time LMFAO. also pippy because she is super loud and in her face. billie would be overwhelmed by a LOT of the danganronpa characters so unless theyre really nice she'd probably not get along with a lot of them hbfdjgbjdsghdjf. she would hate kokichi because she keeps getting wrapped up in his tricks but she just ....... keeps falling for it.................
ERIN/PIPPY (very loud and bouncy, frilly one piece swimsuit!!)
positive interactions: she'd get along with anybody who has high energy!!!! ryobe and her would go off into a corner and film a bunch of tiktok videos or something LMFAOOOOO but they'd be chill. her and naomi also already strangely get along just because she's very optimistic and tries to get naomi to talk to more people!! ibuki is a SOLID interaction (ibuki teaches her how to play more songs that arent strictly on brand!!), and i can ALSO see pippy and angie getting along like a house on fire. ALSO NOT NECESSARILY POSITIVE but for some reason i can see her and yasuhiro fucking around LMAO
negative interactions: pippy is definitellyyyyy not for the faint of heart so i can see a few people getting pretty quickly annoyed!! ummmmm i think she'd see a little too much of herself in kokichi LMAO and that interaction would turn sour real fast. she'd really struggle to play off of teruteru because she's so kid friendly and theyd both leave with odd tastes in their mouths. fuyuhiko/byakuya/maki would HATE her ass. ESPECIALLY maki because she would have no clue who pippy was and pippy would immediately without hesitation go "yeah you're unlike ANY child caregiver ive ever seen lol!!!!!!!!!! its almost like youre lying or something"
MIKA (she's pretty chill most of the time, two piece swimsuit with wrap around skirt)
positive interactions: she's nice enough, just not particularly chatty with the ultimates! her and yoshito are the most obvious pairing here, but she would also be pretty into sae i reckon. i can weirdly see her and maki having a bit of a rapport............ she'd also be pretty chill with hajime. just hanging out lol
negative interactions: wouldn't get along with makoto despite him probably not feeling as negatively about her lmao, for the same reason her and billie don't really get along!! same with nagito but mika would probably find more reasons to dislike him than just "i am insecure about my talent and you are a projection of that" lol. anybody who approaches her way too quickly with a "YOU NEED TO JOIN IN NOW!!!!" attitude would also deter her, which probably means she doesnt like kaito, nekomaru, POSSIBLY kaede all too much. and i think that kaito one would LASTTTT theyd just get so petty for some reason LMFAOOSDO
NAOMI (wow there sure are a lot of people here huh!!!! full body swimsuit)
positive interactions: she's very wary about who shes with even when she is supposed to be relaxing on a beach, which means it'd be a bit more difficult for her to make a whole lot of friends!! people like sae and rie are good just bc theyre pretty damn patient lol! i can also see her getting along with aoi over their respective athleticism. hell probably even ryoma too, also because they both got pretty fucked over in the backstory department lmfao. nekomaru and akane would scare the absolute shit out of her but if they were persistent enough i could see them being friends!!! also strangely i can see her and korekiyo????
negative interactions: anybody too loud or abrasive would frighten her, and that applies to a lottttt of danganronpa characters lmao. she's also fairly standard in that anybody mean or harsh would pretty quickly throw her off, so people like byakuya or hiyoko would definitely not get along with her!! on the opposite end of that spectrum i think if you put naomi and mikan in the same room together they would just meekly stand there until one of them starts hyperventilating
RIE (glamorous bikini and hair accessories, does NOT go in the water ever because she can't ruin her hair lmao)
positive interactions: this is rie's MOMENT. people pleaser to the MAX. honestly she can get along with soooooo many of these people if only because she just agrees with whatever the hell they're telling her. her and sayaka could have some pretty serious conversations about getting to where they are + their families i reckon :) her and sonia could be cool (pageant royalty versus ACTUAL royalty). her and mikan could be cute if only because rie is very very nice to her lol. and im afraid tenko would actually fall in love with her
negative interactions: junko would get so sick of her whole shtick IMMEDIATELY. and also i do not know why i really really do not know why but for some reason i just think her and toko would not get along at all lmao???????????
RYOBE (bathing shorts and unbuttoned shirt)
positive interactions: he's just a fucking goofball .......... he's going around with a watergun and shooting at anybody he can find......... he's easy to make friends with in a scenario where there is no killing game!! billie would think he's really funny and him and sae could idk go smoke a blunt or smth. he'd LOVE ibuki (and ANY cheerful character frankly), he'd reach out to a lot of the meeker characters so i can see him and chihiro/shuichi/mikan developing a bit of a rapport. him and kokichi are a dangerous ass pairing LMAO
negative interactions: any "no-nonsense" character would pretty quickly get irritated with him, so taka immediately fjkdgfjg. byakuya also................... he'd probably get on fuyuhiko's nerves pretty quick
SAE (board shorts and sports bra, always in that damnnnn water)
positive interactions: she's pretty easy-going, so i can see a lot more positive interactions than negative! she's a great listener to anybody who likes to ramble (tenko immediately comes to mind, i think saes wisdom could really balance out that dynamic. same with gundham honestly lmao), but she also appreciates anybody willing to do the same in return :) honestly i can see her going on old man rambles to shuichi or kyoko a lot ahbjfdhg. also her and sakura would be instant best friends. like they would never leave that fucking dock they would just sit there and be all wise and shit
negative interactions: saes pretty damn patient so a lot of these are NEUTRAL at best-- making her upset at you is a taskkkk, especially in a non-killing game scenario. anybody purposefully trying to push her buttons (hiyoko, kokichi) would be irritating for sure!! and while she doesnt take an IMMEDIATE distaste to people quick to violence (more often she just kinda sighs and tries to deter them), immediate violence against HER ticks her off. while i can see them becoming friends in the future, i think akanes immediate response of going "hey YOU look strong FIGHT ME NOW!!" might raise a whole lot of alarms in saes brain fghdkjgh
YOSHITO (board shorts and a short-sleeve swim shirt!!)
positive interactions: he's pretty easy to get along with! a bit of a pushover lmfaoo. he ALSO has a whole complex about trying to help people, which means he will gravitate to anybody who looks really sad or upset. he definitely talks to billie and naomi lol, probably also shuichi and toko!! could see some funny interactions between him and kaito, just because they're both trying to be encouraging forces but have pretty different ideas of what "being a hero" might mean!!!
negative interactions: his "i can fix you" mentality surely does not work on EVERYBODY hgdkgfjkgfg. kazuichi tries to make a joke like "yeah hahah my dad sucks" and immediately yasuhiro goes "Kazuichi it is Okay to be Hurt." totally kills the mood
OKAY JESUS CHRIST CUTTING MYSELF OFF THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
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Vriska Serket, John Egbert
Act 5, page 2653
arachnidsGrip [AG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB]
AG: Joooooooo
AG: oooooooo
AG: oooooooo
AG: oooooooo
AG: oooooooo
AG: oooooooo
AG: oooooooo
AG: oooooooohn!
AG: W8ke up!!!!!!!!
EB: heheh. i am pronouncing that like a really long "june".
EB: that is so many o's.
AG: It is 8ight groups of 8ight. I specifically counted them.
AG: It's sort of a thing I do.
EB: you typed my name in 64 bit.
AG: Wow. What a nerd!
EB: have i talked to you before?
AG: Um, possi8ly? This is the first time I have contacted you that I am aware of.
EB: i'm pretty sure i remember you. you hassled me a long time ago.
EB: i think you threatened to kill me at some point.
AG: John, give me a 8r8k! That was o8viously just my way of getting to know you.
AG: Or it will 8e, whenever I get around to it.
EB: well, yeah, i know that about you guys by now.
EB: but also i know that it is probably not exactly an empty threat!
EB: since one of you already managed to trick me into getting myself killed.
EB: well, in another timeline at least.
AG: Man.
AG: That was pro8a8ly Terezi! I should have known she would pull something like that. What a meddler.
EB: terezi?
AG: Yes. The pesky 8lind troll who licks her monitor and smells words and stuff. The one who got you killed. I'm sure of it!
EB: huh. it never really occurred to me to ask what your names are.
EB: kinda rude of me!
EB: what is yours?
AG: Marquise Spinneret Mindfang. ::::)
EB: man, that sounds so made up!
EB: but if you say so, marquise.
AG: Spinneret! Marquise is a title, stupid.
EB: oh, ok.
AG: And you don't have to worry a8out me manipul8ting you to your death!
AG: It is completely 8eneath me. Unlike her, I plan on taking the high road.
AG: You see John, you and I actually have some things in common, 8ut you couldn't possi8ly understand why yet.
AG: So I'm planning on helping you!
EB: ok, i will be sure to let my guard down.
EB: psyche!!!!!!!!!
EB: oh damn, that was 9 !'s.
EB: !!!!!!!1
EB: shit!
EB: never mind.
AG: Hahahahahahahaha.
EB: anyway, nice meeting you spinneret.
EB: if you don't mind, i would like to try to go back to sleep.
EB: i was dreaming about something important.
AG: You can't sleep now, John!
AG: What a8out J8de????????
EB: oh god, i forgot!
EB: poor jade... :(
EB: i hope she is alright.
AG: She's fine. I can see her right now!
AG: 8ut she will not 8e for long if you don't get her into your session.
EB: yeah, you're right.
EB: i have to hurry and go save her!
EB: see ya!
AG: Wait!!!!!!!!
AG: Where the hell do you think you're going to go? You don't even have your copy of the game yet!
EB: oh yeah...
EB: duh, stupid stupid dumb.
EB: do you know where i am supposed to get it?
AG: Easy! Just w8 around for a few minutes.
EB: hmm...
EB: ok?
AG: See, John? You need me to advance.
AG: Even though you were going to do this stuff anyway, it turns out I am the reason you were going to do it anyway in the first place!
AG: Your timeline is my we8, and suddenly you are all tangled up in it, wriggling and helpless.
AG: Isn't that cooooooool????????
EB: meh.
EB: so, you seem to like 8's a whole bunch, and i guess you are like, kind of spidery themed or something?
AG: Yeah!
EB: haha, spiders are gross!
AG: Fuck you!!!!!!!!
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JRWI Apotheosis episode 1 commentary Part 4 (End)
Last part of episode 1 let's go!
Lol Hey Bizly.
Good luck Bizly.
Loones and tuneies?
Wait those are real?! I thought it was some sort of Looney Tunes joke
My bad. *Loonies and toonies*.
"I could defeat the bear."...."I could fight the bear.".
That's my favorite soda! No Name brand
G O D S L A Y E R S?!
Strict training. I understand Bizly's no laughing thing now.
Oh wait. His he one of the sons?
Champion's helmet.
His voice. 😮
Is that how that line goes?
Lol fair enough dude.
He just wants to read his magazines. Poor dude.
Oh dang. That's intense.
Oh. I've got some bad news about your guys' Dad in the very very near future.
Big words. ("I could take you right now actually.")
You'll see it soon my dude. Give it like a few hours.
Spicing?
"Spicing?" Lol that's what I said!
Forbidden room.
A natural 1 against a natural 20. Oof.
He's like, "Dang. I didn't think he would be so dumb and easy to trick 😂.".
So this isn't that family then?
Well.... that's unfortunate. I have a sneaking suspicion that things will go wrong today
Aw poor dude. 1
Oh. Adopted?
Canopy bed?
CANOPY BED!!
Their Dad is a cartoon character. Same clothes everyday.
Look? Look for what?
Oh. Is that the first time we've heard his name?
Contour. 💄
DIRTY ON THE DOWN LOW. 🤣
Secret passage?
Secret passage!
Like a Mom lol
Oh music.
Oh. Oh no. Medical table?
BRUH. WHAT?!
That's creepy.
Loudly.
Oh my gosh.
A little shocked?! I'm speechless. I know I'm typing but my mouth is shut and my eyes are wide.
Dad?
Project. Thanatos.
Oh. Oh no.
Oh no no no no no no no no no no NO!
😰
Evil Gods?
G O D S L A Y E R!
Aw. Poor Thanatos. 😢
Insert Vine here. 😏 (That Vine is so funny and for what)
Very valid Thanatos.
Does he stab his Dad?!
Soccer mom-ing it. ⚽️
Podium?
Bowling time. 👦 🎳
Oh no. He's like, "Time to try again." 🗡.
Oh dang.
I.AM.SHAKING.
Oh my gosh.
Oh my gosh. 😟
⚔
This is so sad.
Durian? Is it because he stinks? 😂
360 no scope.
His wires. 😦
Oh dang. ("I was never your son.".)
Mechanics whirring. 🥺
Lol. Got him.
Oooo stained glass.
Oooooooo. Symbolism. I hope someone has drawn that scene.
Oh two attacks!
Third imposter! 😂
"I'm used to Chip. Chip just kind of do shit."
Lol that's okay Bizly. I would probably do the same thing.
Oh dang Thantos. That's quite a line.
Yeah. He was unprepared for this.
Aw. Not his brothers. 😟
What was that Bizly? 😂
An opening to open him.
Dang.
BaAg. I love the way Canadians say bag. It makes the word sound cooler.
"If we're past that at this point." Ouch.
L
Aw. Ow. 💔 ("It was an honour to serve under who I thought you were.")
Aw. My heart.
"I'm gonna smite this Motherfucker! I'm pissed off! At the dice! In real life!"
10 robot damage.
"How do you wanna do this?" 😟
My jaw just dropped.
Aw dang.
The mechanics!!
Oof.
Oh my gosh.
Only 20 minutes ago.
My mouth is agape. I bet I look so dumb right now.
Religous deconstruction lol
Oh yeah. I forgot....again.
"I've said my piece." BIZLY!
I do feel bad for the brothers and sisters. At this point. Who knows lol
"That was metal as fuck man! And not just cause I'M metal! But holy shit that was cool!" I AGREE!!
That was a lot.
I am worried bit also super intrested and looking forward to this campaign.
I can't wait for them all to meet and see what kind of dynamics they have with each other!
Obviously Charlie, Grizzly and Bizly were great but I just want to give a round of applause to Condi real quick.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
That was amazing.
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Frosting
NAVIGATION
Pairing: Peter x Fem!Reader
Warnings: Boobs and alludes to sex, it's what I do best
Synopsis: You try to surprise Peter on his eighteenth birthday but it doesn't go as planned
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•So, you were currently laying on the counter in the kitchen at the compound, snacks and decor displayed around you
•It’s Peter birthday
•The other’s were currently on a mission and you invited Peter over so you’d be alone
•Perfect
•Too perfect
•You had a great idea: Make a cake
•Done…okay you had it made
•It said “Happy Birthday Pretty Boy”
•A favorite of yours to call Peter and he never objected to it
•You decorated the entrance and placed confetti on the floor leading to the oversized kitchen
•Streamers hung all over the place
•Frosting on your tits
•Done, messier than you thought, but done
•Red hot thong on and up your ass
•Done and your ass was freezing on the cold counter
•After dating for a year you wanted to make his birthday special
•You had a whole evening planned for the two of you
•Sex
•Cake
•OoOoooOo Sex
•Watch his favorite saga
•k, well…Sex
•Sleep
•….
•Morning s-
•SHHHHHH
•He texted you he’d be over to the compound in 10 minutes, which you took with a grain of salt because that boy has zero time management
•After a little while, you heard the front door open and waited patiently
•Voices filled the entrance and you realized: they were back early
•"They” being the several avengers about to walk in on your 18 y/o self naked on the kitchen counter, ready to surprise your boyfriend with birthday sex
•Fucking fuck
•You panicked, sitting up and looking around for an out
•You couldn’t tell them not to come in, then you’d have to explain
•Your dumb ass misjudged the width of the counter…
•Yep, you fell off
•Somehow, you didn’t cuss when you slammed onto the floor
•Now everyone had filed into the kitchen to get food after the mission
•"You think Lady y/n did this?” Thor asked the bunch.
•"She does love that boy,” Nat replied.
•You hoped and prayed they’d go back the way they came or they’d pass by the counter you were naked behind
•WHY TF DID THEY HAVE TO COME BACK EARLY!?!!?
•Oh wait I made that happen
•"Where is she anyway?” Tony asked and you heard him sigh.
•Probably because you put all that confetti out
•"Maybe she and Peter went out for his birthday,” Steve added.
•"Yeah the kid’s eighteen now,” Tony said and you heard the suspicion in his voice.
•As if you hadn’t done everything already with him
•Speaking of the devil
•Or angel when you guys-
•NEVERMIND
•You heard the others greet Peter when he walked into the kitchen
•Great timing Parker.
•"Hey have you seen y/n/n?” He asked and you heard his voice get closer to you.
•"Nope we thought she was with you,” Nat told him while picking up some pretzels from a bowl on the platter
•"She also did all of this for you,” Steve smiled at the consideration you had for Peter.
•Peters eyes widened when he saw the cake with his nickname given by you
•Yeah he’s in love with you
•He walked a little closer to see the cake, moving to the other side to get a 360 view of it
•That is until he saw his 99% nude girlfriend crouching on the other side
•His eyes looked like they were going to pop out of his head and he froze
•You looked up at him, all your dignity? Out the window.
•Frosting? On your tits.
•Peter Parker? Hard.
•"Uhhh…I think you guys should g- go see what’s in the living room!”
•Damnit Peter, that’s an awful way to create a diversion
•"What’s in the living room?” Steve raised an eyebrow at the nervous boy.
•"Maybe y/n put up more decorations there?”
•His cheeks were burning at the thought of sucking the frosting off of your tits
•Focus Peter
• "Okay…let’s check out the living room,” Tony walked closer to Peter making Peter’s palms sweaty
• "You okay, kid?” Tony asked, placing his hand on Peter’s shoulder.
•Your boyfriend nodded very aggressively like cool it bug boy you're too obvious
•Finally Tony left
•Peter took off his flannel and helped you put it on
•He might have given your tits a quick lick ONLY TO GET THE FROSTING OFF…right?
•The two of you quickly made your way to your room and I suppose I already gave you the nightly agenda
•You received many thank you's from Peter
•Audibly and physically
#spiderman homecoming#mcu imagine#mcu x reader#smut imagine#smut fanfiction#smut writing#smut headcanons#smut drabble#peter parker#tom holland#peter parker x reader#peter parker fanfiction#marvel#avengers#peter benjamin#peter parker fic#mcu#spiderman#peter#thor#black widow#birthday#headcanon#canon#cake#happybirthday#bday#birthday present#happy birthday
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X-Men Abridged: 1981
The X-Men, those back-to-the-future mutants that have sworn to protect a world that hates and fears them, are a cultural juggernaut with a long, tangled history. Want to unravel this tapestry? Then read the Abridged X-Men!
(Uncanny X-Men 141 - 152) - by Chris Claremont and John Byrne, Brent Anderson, Dave Cockrum, Jim Sherman, Bob McLeod and Josef Rubinstein
While I also committed various fashion atrocities at the age of 14 (tye-die and fauxhawks, oh my), even Liberace would find Kitty’s outfits too much. (Uncanny X-Men 149; Uncanny X-Men Annual ‘81)
We dial back from the v. epic scope of the last few arcs. Instead, 1981 is just a lot of fun! We get:
Storm and Emma doing a Freaky Friday!
the X-Men vs. Magneto (again!)
A surprisingly effective Alien rip-off
An dystopian future! (OoOoOoOo)
Last year was the year of the Dark Phoenix, this is the year of Kitty Pryde. That’s not to say Jean’s death is swept under the rug: all throughout, we see her friends mourning her loss or remembering her fondly. (Scott even gets to have a demonic adventure about it.) But in general, Claremont puts Kitty in the forefront, fleshing out his YA-addition to the team. And what would a YA heroine be without a grim dystopia? Roll out the iconic Days of Future Past!
To be fair, 2013 was a dark time for all of us: What Does the Fox Say somehow got to the top of the charts and I was still watching Glee. (Uncanny X-Men 141)
How cool would it have been to see a name like Jonothon Starsmore or Eva Bell on those tombstones?
Anyway, that’s Kate. Kate’s had it rough. Mutants are at the bottom of the foodchain, most X-Men are dead and only a small cadre of resistance fighters remain, Sentinels dominate, and while she is married to Piotr, her children have been murdered. Bleak. Luckily, the rebellion has concocted the plan to shunt Kate’s spirit back in time to prevent this awful future from happening. (You’ve seen Days of Future Past, the last passably good X-Men film, you know what’s up.)
Let’s do the time warp again! 1981!Kitty’s mind gets taken over by 2013!Kitty, who promptly tries to convince the X-Men that a new Brotherhood of v. Evil Mutants will try to kill Senator Kelly, a presidential candidate who tries to put the mutant menace on the agenda. (Mutants tend to blow stuff up when he’s around.) Since the X-Men recently took a literal trip to Dante’s Infero and also befriended a cosmic world-ending entity, they basically shrug and go: “Yeah, this checks out.”
Off to Washington they go (zoommm) and there, they happen upon the Baddest Bitches in Herstory:
“How dare you hate mutants, senator Kelly! We’ll fix that by killing you!” (Uncanny X-Men 141)
This All-New, All-Different Brotherhood consists out of:
Destiny, a blind woman who can see the future. Definitely the eeriest member of this group. Badass lesbian, though that won´t be canon for years.
Avalanche. Greek who makes things shake. Is a long-standing member of the X-Men Rogue’s gallery, but rarely features in the spotlight. I think he got more characterization in four years of X-Men Evolution than he ever did in the comics.
Mystique. Shapeshifter. Ruthless and unhinged, the Cersei Lannister of the X-Men universe. Absolute legend, secretly the wife of Destiny, currently not as unhinged as she’ll be later. Immediately implied to be related to Nightcrawler: it’s the yellow-eyes-blue-skin-combo.
Pyro. Can manipulate fire, not create it. Absolute pillock, in all the best ways of the word. Originally intended as gay, but they decided to make him Australian instead. (?!)
Blob. Big, strong, immovable. We’ve seen him before.
One of the details in this fight I enjoy is that Storm is still struggling with her leadership, although she has a better grip on things than Cyclops:
Wolverine then proceeds to use those iconic but deadly claws about twice per issue for the next, oh, forty years. (Uncanny X-Men 142)
While the X-Men fight the Brotherhood in the present, we cut back and forth to the future. There, the X-Men consist out of some familiar faces - Storm, Colossus, Wolverine - and some surprises: Magneto (in a wheelchair), Franklin Richards (son of) and an unfamiliar ginger girl called Rachel. (She’ll be important later.) We even learn (one of) Magneto’s names: this is the first time he’s canonically called Magnus.
One of the strengths of Days of Future Past lies in its brevity, the way it tantalizingly taunts us with a brutal but familiar future without giving away too much. It’s single-handedly responsible for all those dark future timelines the X-lines are so fond of which will eventually culminate in time-displaced grandsons from alternative dimensions and the impossibility of a succinct answer to the question: “Who’s Cable?” Too much of a good thing and all that.
Still, what Days of Future Past does so successfully is:
Put the idea of the mutant menace back at the forefront, hammering home the metaphor of mutants being a minority. Mutants being put in camps and being forbidden to breed should - regretfully - make us think of all too many real life equivalents. (Specifically, all of the imagery harkens back to the Holocaust.)
It starkly shows what happens should the X-Men lose, reminding everyone of the stakes. The X-Men are here for a reason: bridging the gap between mutants and humankind. If they fuck up, we end up with mutant concentration camps.
It helps that the X-Men in the future almost all die horribly: Franklin is incinerated, Storm is impaled… It's brutal stuff. The only one to survive is Rachel, who wonders if their plan actually changed the future or if they created an alternative timeline. (It did the latter, sorry ‘bout it, Rachel.)
In the present, Kate chases after Destiny, who trains a gun on senator Kelly. I always wondered how this works: if Destiny saw the future, she knew that killing Kelly would trigger a terrifying future. What in the current Marvel timeline made her decide that the Days of Future Past was better? Did she see her own death? Did she see the Onslaught-crossover coming? The Chuck Austen run? What was it?
In any case, time-anomalous Kate stops Destiny from killing Kelly and the future is safe! For now. Kate disappears, Kitty returns to her body and some of the Brotherhood are apprehended. All is well, for now.
After being a key figure in DoFP, Kitty is also the main character in the Christmas special, which is basically a straight up horror and a pastiche of the Alien-movie.
Seriously, John Byrne still isn’t sure why he wasn’t sued by Ridley Scott for this. (Uncanny X-Men 143)
If you love Kitty Pryde? Read this issue. If you’re not convinced you like 80’s Kitty? Read this issue. It’s not continuity relevant and it’s basically Kitty playing the part of a Final Girl in a horror where she’s being chased by a demon, but it’s so good. It showcases all her strengths and her foibles. Kitty’s intelligent, cute (sometimes preciously so) and brave, but she’s also young, self-conscious and hot-headed. And it's not as if the other X-Men automatically adore her: Storm berates her all the time, she’s afraid of Kurt because of the way he looks (though she grows out of that) and she fights with Professor Xavier a lot. Moreover, she has a clever power-set for a young superhero who faces menaces on a daily basis: a thirteen year old who can go intangible is far less likely to have reality ensue on her and be dramatically offed because she's better at protecting herself.
I’m sure there are people who thought Sprite was hogging the spotlight, but I, for one, say she brings more to the table than, say, Angel. She’s not the Dawn Summers of this franchise.
Scott also gets a side quest. Poor guy can’t catch a break: first the love of his life dies, so he quits the X-Men, then he realizes he can’t do much else than be a superhero. He becomes a sailor on the ship of spunky captain Lee Forrester, is drawn into the sadistic plans of a demon unironically named D’Spayre and then shipwrecks in Bermuda with Lee.
The X-Men, meanwhile, are tormented by a team-up of Doom (who’s currently Latverialess and working on a comeback) and Arcade, that annoying crony. Locke, Arcade’s dom, has kidnapped the loved ones of the X-Men (Moira MacTaggart, Jean Grey’s parents, Illyana Rasputin and Amanda Sefton) in order to blackmail them into getting Doom to free Arcade. Apparently, Arcade accidentally insulted Doom and DOOM DOES NOT FORGIVE THAT FOLLY.
While the B-Squad (Polaris, Havok, Banshee and Iceman) goes to save Arcade’s hostages, the X-Men sneak into Doom’s castle. Well, except for Storm, who doesn’t give a single fuck and simply flies up to Doom, demanding an audience. Doom likes the cut of her jib and invites her to have dinner. (This is pre-Tinder, so this is a legit way of scoring a date.)
If Storm has a flaw (I said if!), it’s got to be her atrocious taste in men. (Uncanny X-Men 145)
The X-Men find Arcade’s cell empty, while Arcade casually saunters up to Storm and says hi. Storm realizes too late that this is a trap: while the X-Men are all trapped in Saw-like traps, Storm is encased in ‘living chrome’.
If you remember she’s claustrophobic, you know why this is a bad move.
While the X-Men free themselves from their traps - Polaris hilariously has to deal with a murderous merry-go-round - Storm is slowly driven mad in her prison, triggering a worldwide tempest. (She causes Lee and Scott to shipwreck.) Under the threat of Wolverine’s claws, Doom releases Storm - or rather, unleashes her.
“Instead of a Dark Lord, you would have a queen, not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Tempestuous as the sea, and stronger than the foundations of the earth! All shall love me and despair!” (Uncanny X-Men 147)
The memory of Jean brings Ororo back to herself and she starts undoing the superstorm she created. (If only climate change were reversed that easily.) Their confrontation ends by Storm easily forgiving Doom, because she apparently trespassed on his grounds without adequate cause.
Mkay.
All of Arcade’s hostages return to their homesteads, except for Illyana Rasputin, Piotr’s sister: she’s staying at the mansion for a while. Angel, who’s sort of been a part of the team since the Phoenix thing, has had it with Wolverine and his ‘tude, and decides to quit the X-Men : he doesn’t want to be a part of an outfit that has a killer like Wolverine on it. (Or maybe he’s just mad Claremont didn’t give him any storylines: his presence has been mostly pointless.) It’s too bad he left before Kitty started experimenting with her outfits: I bet he would have loved her ugly-ass costumes.
Equally inconsequential is the introduction of a brand new character, who then proceeds to disappear from the narrative for the rest of the year:
Black Tom has tried to kill you at least twice, but him sending you a long-lost daughter doesn’t give you pause? Ugh, Sean, you deserve Moira. (Uncanny X-Men 148)
Intrigued by Theresa? TOO BAD, WON’T SEE HER AGAIN ANYTIME SOON.
Another new character is the lonely, decidedly mutant looking Caliban, who can sense “people like him” and is on the lookout for companions. Like many lonely people who try and grasp at friendship, he decides to overshoot his shot and ruin the night of Storm, Kitty and Jessica Drew at a Dazzler concert. Because he tries to kidnap Kitty, the girls react a trifle aggressively. When they realize their mistake - the eerily pale Caliban is a simpleton rather than a menace - he’s already fled. No mention is made of the Morlocks yet!
There’s also another dull annual where the X-Men team up with the Fantastic Four to save Arkon’s dimension from the Badoon and yaaaaawn. Far more interesting is the landmark issue #150. Slowly, through the adventures of Scott and Lee Forrester, Claremont has been setting things up for the return of a favorite villain. While the X-Men investigate Magneto’s old base in Antarctica on a hunch of Professor X and tangle with Garruk, Scott and Lee survive Storm’s tempest, only to wake up next to a strange island that seems to have been raised from the ocean.
It’s apparently some ancient citadel from a long forgotten civilization with a fondness for squid statues. (I don’t know man, I’ve never been to the Bermuda Triangle, maybe this is just super-accurate.)The tentacles make Lee Forrester feel very amorous, but before Scott can tell her he is way too repressed to just have sex with an attractive someone he’s known intimately for a month or two, Magneto saves his ass by revealing he, in fact, raised this island from the seafloor.
Oh, Magneto. So extra.
My ambitious little mutant demagogue then proceeds to take the entire world hostage, showing how much he’s grown from the pompous, raving madman from the sixties. (Sure, Magneto is still a bit of a madman, but increasingly, he starts being on the right side of history.)
“I’m trying to make Magneto more sympathetic.”
“Just put him on a page with some bigger villains who are less noble, like the Vanisher, Count Nefaria, or…”
“Reagan, Thatcher and Brezhnov?”
“Er.” (Uncanny X-Men 150)
It’s obvious Magneto is being pivoted as a more noble villain, codified into the well-intentioned extremist we know and love today. Not only do we get the first hints at his past, fleshing out his motivations, he’s also not wrong. Humans are historically not great at taking care of the planet or each other.
When the Russians call his bluff and launch nukes at Magneto’s new island, he quickly disarms them. His retribution is swift and ferocious: the entire citadel is a machine that massively amplifies his powers. He sinks the submarine that launched the missiles, condemning the entire crew to death, and he casually erects a vulcano in a Russian city in Siberia.
Damn. Not messing around this time.
Despite his good intentions, Magneto is still definitely in the wrong: not only because of his methods, but as Scott points out: if Magneto unifies the world under his kind of benevolent dictatorship, all of that will simply fall apart as soon as Magnus dies.
In a way, Magneto is just as big a dreamer as Charles is: Charles believes in peace and integration, whereas Magneto believes his iron fist will be enough to make a perfect world happen. Both of them ignore the reality that acceptance is difficult and messy, because you’re trying to change essential human nature: the fear of the other. Magneto believes in big, sweeping gestures that will fix the world in move, while changing the world is also boring, hard work. One step forward, two steps back. Magneto just wants to leapfrog to his ultimate goal.
The X-Men fly over the citadel, returning from Antarctica, and their plane crashes into the ocean. (Magneto does not brook planes over his territory, humans!) The Professor is also nearby, looking for Scott with Moira, Peter Corbeau and Carol Danvers. The X-Men sneak onto the island, but to their horror, their powers are nullified by some machine of Magneto. They reunite with Scott, who formulates a plan to thwart the would-be ruler of the world.
While the rest of the X-Men go to trash the machine, Storm, Kitty and Lee infiltrate the control chamber where Storm finds a sleeping, shirtless Magneto. Once again showing her terrible taste in men, she is not weak in the knees at the sight of a sleeping Magnus: instead, she contemplates killing him.
Storm knows how dangerous he is, but she also knows that he’s a great man who’s fighting for ideals, no matter how misguided. She hesitates too long: Magneto stirs, suspects an attack and tosses her out of the window, to her death.
Magneto quickly undoes the sabotage the other X-Men have wrought to his machine. A fight erupts. Storm, meanwhile, has managed to grab hold of a ledge. She crawls back up and smashes an important-looking computer, restoring everyone’s powers.
The battle turns grim, but Scott sends Kitty away to wreck Magneto’s machinery. She sneaks off, following Scott’s orders and destroying both Magneto's power-up device and all of his plans by phasing though the computer circuitry. Magneto senses this and furiously gives chase. Overcome by rage, he attacks Kitty and disrupts her phasing power with a magnetic bolt, seemingly killing her?
Everything about this story beat is great: mama bear!Ororo, mournful Magnus and even the fact that Kitty’s godawful outfit serves a narrative function: highlighting to us (and Magneto) just how young she is. The fact that Kitty’s Jewish is just icing on the cake. (Uncanny X-Men 150)
And thus, the softening of Magneto commences. 1981 might be a year with wildly varying narratives, but it has given us at least three enduring legacies to the X-Mythos: a new kind of Magneto, a fondness for dystopian futures and the character of Kitty Pryde, who's really come into her own this year.
Ugliest Costume: Kitty! Purposefully, but still. Best costume, by the way, goes to Destiny, with her creepy, creepy golden mask. Just imagine this lady casually strolling across a battlefield, eerily calm and collected, dodging everything you throw at her. Awesome design.
Best new character: I usually pick one character - what good is having a shared award when declaring the best of anything? - but this year, it’s going to one of my favorite couples: Mystique and Destiny. Can’t wait to see more of them.
Most audacious retcon: Blob somehow retroactively becomes a member of the original Brotherhood, which is not what happened. Ever weirder is Xavier pondering that he never met Magneto before his attack in X-Men #1, while their cordially adversarial relationship rooted in a youthful friendship would soon become a cornerstone of the X-Men.
What to read: Uncanny X-Men 141 - 143 and 150 - 152
#x-men abridged#abridged x-men#uncanny x-men#professor x#cyclops#storm#nightcrawler#colossus#kitty pryde#wolverine#magneto#days of future past#dr doom#arcade#chris claremont#john byrne#dave cockrum#angel#syrin#banshee
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happy fic writer ask game 2 & 11!
2. Talk about a favorite comment you received.
oh man. i've got such a bad memory lmao. anything i've received from phight has been my favorite. swords' comments??? fucking god tier.
oh, and the fact that i have comments from lex and rivers???? about kills me everytime i remember it
also, luna's heart comments make my day EVERY TIME even though they're just three little hearts
11. Who is your favorite character(s) to write about and why?
oooooooo let's go. i love beaten and bruised characters, first of all, because i love that angst. if you look at my wips tag game post, you'll see what i mean lmao
a few years ago, it was was harry potter, but i got burnt out on this huge story i was working on (it was almost 50k and i was still in school) and i havent gone back to the fandom.
mae borowski and other characters from night in the woods because there's SO MUCH there to play with because the game is loose and open ended
i haven't gotten to write much for these fandoms but wynonna earp and piper halliwell are SO much fun. i have a thing for fiery angry brunettes, sue me
and for danny phantom, danny, obvs, wes has been fun, lancer is always fun, ellie is gonna be a blast in you better promise me i'll be back in time, and ofc all my ocs, i love them so much. DAN. HOW COULD I FORGET DAN. i love my stinky bastard soup can man. he means the world to me.
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techno liveblog w timestamps lets go for ‘a new home (dream SMP)’ stream
good laugh times: 00:13:50, 00:14:55, 1:38:45, ik it doesnt look like a lot but like u should watch the stream anyway bc philzas there and his laugh is amazing and they just go so well together
times techno calls phil his friend: 00:6:00 00:37:00, 00:45:17, 0:1:09:30, 01:11:15, 01:26:35, 01:50:05, 2:35:00
FSDJKFAF;LS HE KEPT THE MUTED INTRO IN JHKADFLS (ends at 00:1:25)
i like how, when faced with Leaving Youtube, techno would choose to be an author. i want a book by techno. reblog this if u want a book by techno (with an audiobook by him as well) /hj. 00:1:33
i love how he says ehhhhhh so much lskjhdfas (abt 2 mins in)
who the FUCK just remembers that the word fortuitous exists wtf 00:5:17
00:7:45 PHILZA TIME PHILZA TIME LETS GO
00:8:55 tommy time :/
0:14:10 rANBOO JUST WALKS IN, LOOKS AROUN ,AND LEA VE SIM CRYING
i love how much philza laughs at technos jokes bc pretty much everything he says IS a joke he just says it in such a serious voice that p much everyone else is like,,,yeah,,,,yup,,,,and phil just knows when hes joking and his laugh is so good with technos voice. sbi? whos that? i only know philza and technoblade
00:19:30 ghostbur joins! this is my first time hearin ghostbur btw
00:19:40 haha string axe technos so bad at crafting what a fool /j
00:21:07 ghostbur: “Even I remember how to make a fishing rod!” ghostbur u just MURDERED technoblade oh my god im gonna scream hgjdfksla i love ghostbur so much
00:23:55: GHOSTBUR NO!! DON’T DIE YOU’LL BECOME A DOUBLE GHOST!!!! -technoblade 2020
00:24:55 technoblade neva lies -guys he almost did the technoblade neva dies ahh!!!!!
i havent heard anyone talk about this but techno has a dedicated roleplay voice. like listen to him talk to tommy at 00:25:08. his voice gets more even, he uses names a lot more often (seriously, listen to his theseus speech. he says tommy so often, its incredible.), and his voice gets,,,,deeper? not deeper but smoother, in a way, and he repeats what he says for emphasis instead of humor. and his voice is louder, and he seems more assertive.
00:27:30 philza: where we goin, by the way? techno: to our- to my new home.
techno cmon let phil live w u wed get so much more content cmonn
00:28:50 the fact that he calls the manhunt theme “dream music” makes me laugh so hard. and then his version of it,,,,,m love he (also he sings it here and at 01:14:20)
00:35:10 why is ranboo so cryptic im-
why does he just casually know the word sentry wh at i hate him 00:39:45
this is the worst sentence (structurally) ive ever heard techno say im gonna cry 00:49:33 ‘im too busy thinkin of new ideas to sleep so i could actually execute them’ and tubbos *oh?* after is just hdsfgkjlka
LKSJDHFJK 00:51:49
00:54:30
techno: thats one of dreams powers, he can just stop the rain
tubbo, quietly: like jesus!
i love them sm dsfhkjla they kept going but i jus gdfhjksa jesus has op
techno @ being the second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans: haha funnie!!
techno @ having fun w religious stuff: i wILL BE CANCELLED NO-
00:58:10 “hey if ur [ghostbur] a ghost, do instant damage potions heal you now?” “...no,, they hurt me still :(” DSIULZKJHFSLKFJH
01:04:00 his brother named the cow bob im- aww
also he has a fanart wall again!!!
01:09:30 “phil, you’re the only friend i have left in this world.” aWWWWW HE GAVE HIM THE COMPASS
“dont smoke, it’s a joke” -technoblade 01:14:15
ROLEPLAY SPEECH VOICE IS BACK AT 1:16:10 “they pillage my base for everything i’m worth, they use me for the revolution, but oooOOOoo i took a pickaxe with his consent? oOOOooOo i’m a thief!”
holy shit 01:17:15 “you know what, phil? for you, the world, alright? it’s fine.” oH MY GOD HHHHGHG (context, right before they were arguing bc phil took some blocks from his base and techno thought that when he said phil could take anything he meant from the chests)
the COMIDY of that villager coming in and sleeping while techno was readin donos at 01:22:05 RIGHT AFTER phil freaked out abt inturruptin his dono readin im SFDHKJLA:
techno talkin bout the winstreak and how he wont be able to live up to that sort of playin at 01:22:30ish is super important and ill transcribe it tomorrow, but if u can id highly rec watchin it.
01:24:20 “[readin dono] what’s your favorite movie? uh, the princess bride is pretty good” techno ily that movie rocks also he said it so fast like hes ashamed of it noo
techno says no to canon ranboo son btw! 01:25:30
01:25:55 “i wasnt in that story, therefore it doesnt matter” all of technoblr be like
01:37:49 is great lemmie transcribe
“how have you still not gotten a second monitor?? holy shit.”
“let me tell you something. and im only telling you this because i know that so many people in the chat are gonna be furious. so i recently realized- i think the second monitor can just be any ol’ monitor, right? you literally just plug it in, and its set up? well i mean you have to turn on some settings, but like, thats it, or something?”
“yeah,,,,, uh techno you fuckin destroyed my chat, by the way, oh my god, [earlier techno told his viewers to twitch prime philza] there has been like 40 primes just flying through”
“yeahhh twitch prime!!! twitch prime philza yeahh!!! so anyways the other day, i like, i looked to my left, and realized that my old monitor has been like, five feet away from where i sit and stream for the last three years?”
“oh my god...”
“so i- i literally do not have to leave my room to set up a second monitor and i havent. and i’m still usin my laptop for this stream.
“is this gonna be one of those situations where you like, you have a thing, you just refuse to do the thing?”
“listen, my desk is-
“yOU STILL HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE!!!”
“AHHHH I HAVENT OPENED UP THE HYPIXEL PACKAGE! I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY MCC COIN! DUDE I HAVENT EVEN OPENED UP MY ONE MILLION SUBSCRIBER PLAQUE! ITS STILL THERE RIGHT BEHIND ME! ITs sTILL IN THE BOX! i never made a video on it....”
“bruhhhhh [philza laughs] thats FREE VIEWS what are you doing??”
“ill open it at 8 mil :/.”
“you could LITERALLY make a video of you just like, throwing it off a wall, and then thumbing up, like doing a thumbs up, and then that would be it. 10 seconds. ten seconds. thumb and elbow in shot. [laughs]”
techno is such a disaster i love him
01:34:18 the way techno says “tommy, that statement has NEVER been true” i dont like sayin i simp for block men but GOD sometimes his voice is nicer than usual hhhgn
“man i sure wish tommyinnit was in this stream” -nobody ever (just after previous timestamp)
01:40:15 is fuckin hilarious and im actually crying oh my god techno just says things and says them well with a completely straight face how does he do it
i cannot WAIT until theres a president w the last/first name andy so we can say president andy and think abt technoblade
IM CRIASDNGUSFHD 01:44:38 PHILZA LOOK OUT LOOK OUT PHILZA LSKJDAFJASD;LKF
i love when techno talks abt his vids. like u can tell he puts a lot of thought into the vids (esp these ones) and like at 01:47:00 he talks abt the “I DIDNT PUT DEAPTH STRIDER ON THOSE BOOTS, FUNDY!” and how its just that creepin realization that you were doomed from the start and how he made the armor, he isnt intimidated by the netherite bc he didnt enchant it all the way and only he knows that,,, and i just,,,hgg he
he reveals that hes writin the next arc at 01:48:00: “oh, speakin of arcs, chat, i’m writing the next arc. so, you know. hope nothin bad happens in two weeks, chat!” IM SO EXCITED like he clearly has his character fleshed out and is SO good at writing and retellin history im so so excited to see where he takes it AHHHH and also taht means he might stream more bc he might make his character more important (keep in mind this is the guy who wrote self insert hypixel fanfics. he has no shame in puttin himself first and i respect him so much for it)
01:51:20 “they’re tryin to get a second customer but they’re riskin their first” is lowkey a good line
has anyone else noticed that techno says wise a lot? like at 01:55:10 he literally says “wise dragon armor” as a joke but like i think he says wise so much BECAUSE of skyblock like hjkfdsla
01:57:30 techno plea se eat
ok 1:58:45 is hilarious and all but at the end of his ramble he says “come back, i miss you” and lowkey im crying
techno needs to stop knowing his audience more than we know ourselves im hsfkjda 02:05:25 “the chat’s spammin ‘eat technoblade, eat!’ like they’re not gonna start, like, theyre not gonna get super sad if i ended the stream right now, like theyre not gonna all cry ‘i miss technoblade *sniffs* why- whyd he leave to eat food, why did he listen to our advice noooo’”
02:14:50 NEW VIDEO POGGGG CARL THE HORSE POGGGGGG NOT A STREAM HIGHLIGHT POGGGGG
02:17:40 “i could start a potato farm out here to show how much ive changed” techno last time u made a potato farm u started an entire war that lasted a year that does NOT say calm and retired to me lskgdfjagsldj
02:23:00 why does techno just reference greek mythology so much. makin me scared for his arc.
also he talks abt smp earth a lot in this stream i love it so much
i also just. love?? how much sbi respect tommy like they bully him but when talkin bout him they just have so much respect for how much work he puts into youtube and i just,,,,hgnn they r friends
02:33:13 sbi streamer house lets go cmon
02:34:15 “i think if i streamed every day i could keep up” on one hand YE S but on the ohter oh god techno no we have to keep up tho
hearing techno say “violence isnt the answer” is so scary 02:35:40
02:37:30 technosneeze
hiS BROTHER SENT HIM 46 DISCORD MESSAGES SFKDJLFLKASF 2:49:25 i love his end screen so much hes just sadness,,,,retirement,,,t,echnoblade,,,the government is going to fall on its own due to lack of organization and ideals,,,,,,subscribe,,,,,sadness,,,,,also 2:50:45 is making me laugh so hard its just sad music and technos like??? whys phil in my house drinking milk?????
overall, fantastic stream, if ya want some chill techno philza content i highly recommend.
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do you have any thoughts on the love interests as different monsters? like mermaids, werewolves, vampires, etc. I feel like there’s not enough monsterfucker arcana content, ya know? also I love your work so so much!! you’ve got a fantastic writing style and sense of humor!!
Now I say this all as a sort of... Part-time monsterfucker? Monsterfucker Jr? Idk. It doesn't always check the boxes for me. So I can't say any of these are terribly creative takes lmfao, I'm a pretty basic bitch in that category. But this is the result of banging one out in under five minutes in the grocery store parking lot, so 'ave at it, luv 😁😘
I mean let's be honest here, let's not lie, Lucio and Julian are definitely on some homoerotic Anne Rice type shit, they're Interview With A Vampire all over again and I LOVE that for them. Aesthetically, it just works, they both already love ridiculous frilly outfits, and vampire lore is already so chock full of natural angst and self-loathing and manipulation of others that it's perfect for them. Just two dumb immortal idiots trapped in love/hate till the end of time, throwing lavish parties and fucking their human partners to death. Ideal, really.
This may be controversial, but I actually love the idea of a darker—intentionally darker, more malicious—side of Nadia. Less of the "live long enough to see yourself become the villain" and more "do anything and everything to win." Something in the vein of AHS: Coven would be hot for Nadia, somewhere between Fiona Goode and Marie Laveau, you feel me? But if we're talking much more mythical, Nadia is a siren, for sure. Oooooooo or a succubus 😳 can you fucking imagine? OOF. I just live for evil Nadia. It's so dope.
Asra, Muri, and Portia all have very fae vibes to me, obviously, but let's go beyond that.
Mermaid Asra literally owns my whole pussy and both ovaries, so jot that down. When I think of Mer!Asra, firstly I think of my beloved @stealthbaguette's hot as fuck Mer!Asra fic, le oof it's spicy, but secondly I think of a little creature called the Flamboyant Cuttlefish. Fascinating creatures, really, and beautiful. I highly recommend doing a quick google. They posed a very intriguing conundrum to researchers for many years, as they are incredibly tiny, completely defenseless, and not terribly mobile, yet they use their tentacles like legs to fearlessly walk along the open ocean floor. How could such an easy meal survive, even with its astounding intelligence? It was discovered only a few years ago that just as their brilliant purple, black, and yellow coloring would suggest, they are strikingly, terrifyingly poisonous. I think Mer!Asra would be much like that. Gorgeous, tropical, brilliantly intelligent, cunning, beguiling, and deadlier than sin. Conversely, Asra would be stunning in any role like that of Facilier, the Shadow Man. But that doesn't really count since that's not a mythical creature.
I'll be honest with you, kittycat, I'm hesitant to propose any ideas for Muriel. The fandom at large has a real hard-on for policing content concerning him, and I just don't feel like walking the tightrope between saying something glaringly obvious, and trying to be creative and thus getting called problematic. No judgment to Muri stans, I just can't hack that conversation today.
Although I think Portia could easily embody all the best (and most evil heheh) traits of many mythical monsters, but there's something about her that just makes me think she and Calcifer are kindred spirits. Tell me you can't picture his little, "I am a great and powerful fire demon! Blehbleheheh" coming from Portia, you'd be lying! I love the idea of all her moxy and charisma housed in an equally small and adorable package in mythical form. But she's versatile. She's a little bit Alice Cullen, little bit lady werewolf, little bit seamonster, little bit fire demon. Y'know? Give Portia a sort of Spirited Away arc, make her a dragon, that shit would be TIGHT. I'd actually lose my mind for that. All opalescent scales and fiery red mane and tail? Yessum, that's it for me.
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reaction post typed while watching SPN 15x17 “Unity”
i’m a whole entire emotion
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07:40pm
did i forget about this for two days? you bet
in my defense i was busy planning and hosting an online dance party for the sid city social club and had a very good time but was then entirely exhausted
still haven’t cleaned the craft table i used to make my costume wings but it’s on my to do list for this evening~ (my costume for the second of two parties: https://photos.app.goo.gl/NJYSa8CuKT7eywD88)
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07:46pm
HOKAY LET’S GO
i did read some spoilers, so i know a few things but not all
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07:50
i really enjoyed this opening scene with the falling stars!
especially that shot of amara’s eye
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07:52
SAM DO NOT LICK YOUR HAND
clearly this was still filmed pre-plague
jesus christ
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amara: “my brother has returned”
jack: “that means it’s time”
somehow i just realised this show is ending and whatever happens next is the last big thing that’s gonna go down
i’d bet anything part of the reason i’m watching these episodes late is because i have this personal habit of stopping watching shows a few episodes before the end so they never end
i have no idea how the original x files ended, for one thing
do i think this show needs to end? yeah. do i want it to? not really
i’m just afraid of disappointment and if i never watch it then it doesn’t happen
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07:57
amara vanishes like cas used to, the shots are similar, and i can’t help but think it’s intentional
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07:59
dean: jack’s not family
EX C U S E ME
????
i mean i know the spoiler so i knew this was coming and why. but Y I K E
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08:01
i love the soft guitar music over this scene where cas shows up and picks up a book
making me emotional
nice cas-is-family feeling at last, even if it’s painful
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ooo are we gonna have an alternate perspective thing
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08:08
i really enjoy amara and how she’s written here
brb gonna go eat
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08:52
i have consumed nourishment AND cleaned up the craft table
success
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08:54
oooooooo i like the storefront design for jim’s gems
omg tumblr hasn’t let me add screenshots to my posts in well over a year
THANK U TUMBLR
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09:00
i was just thinking “huh... these characters are interesting.............. i wonder who wrote this one”
of COURSE it was meredith glynn
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“their existence makes them divine, because god is in everything”
that might be the single most beautiful thing ever said on this show
i’m a sucker for stories of fate and everything leading to one moment the whole time. (tis why good omens is my favourite novel)
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09:06
adam’s rib? which i assume means something about eve, right?
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09:13
BUNKER TREASURE HUNT TIME
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09:16
i’m really glad we get some sam and cas interaction here
i know jared and misha are a nightmare together but still
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09:30
sam: “my entire life, you’ve protected me”
i am going to cry
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09:34
nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUU WHY DID IT END THERE
god this episode was so fucking well written
meredith glynn why are you so amazing??
i’m AAAAAA
hey maybe i’ll actually remember to watch next week’s episode
10/10
good shit
still enjoying the fact billie is just SO NEUTRAL and set on restoring order, even though technically that makes her a villain in the storyline. the most true neutral character i’ve ever seen
i hope amara overpowers chuck. i’m rooting for her
I LOVE THAT EVERYTHING’S KINDA COMING FULL CIRCLE. NOTHING I LOVE MORE IN A STORY THAN THAT except maybe destiel
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15, 31, 32, 40, 44 for my this or that asks :3
trust @agentfreckles to ask me to make difficult choices. 😌
answering questions from this list! ask away!
15. Have you and your LI’s first ‘I love you’ take place during a quiet moment or an emotionally tense moment (ex: in the middle of a high-stakes mission)?
AW YISSSSS. okay, so i've already made an elaborate post about the LIs saying their first 'i love you' but i never stopped thinking about it, so here goes :3
i want N's 'i love you' to come in a quiet moment so badly. N just letting it out with meaning in the most unexpected, quiet moment – like they said, "Your laugh is...perfect" at the carnival – will have me mentally screaming for DAYS, tbh.
i want F's 'i love you' to come from a casual moment too. in my mind, they're definitely doing something fun with the detective. or just lazily making out. and they just say it so easily, it knocks the wind out of you as you read it,,,,uggggggghhhhhh my wholeass hEART.
as much as i would like to have M say it in an emotionally tense moment, the thought of M saying their first (ever!) ‘i love you’ in one of the quiet moments between just them and the detective makes my heart soar, man. like, them realising they're in love when they look at the detective closely – say, while the detective's resting in their arms early in the morning and the detective just opens their eyes to look at them – and M just letting it slip before they can stop themself...ugh, i'm a sucker for an emotionally inept person becoming all soft.
A's 'i love you' must come from a tense moment, i shall take no other option at all. them being all frustrated and saying it in the most exasperated, hands-cupping-your-cheeks, "BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE YOU, YOU FOOL"-fashion will add years to my life.
31. LT route with A and M, F and N, M and N, F and M, or F and A?
i'm so tempted to say M and N because i love their friendship so much, and i want to see how the LT would affect it. BUT nothing sounds like a sizeable section of my personal hell as an LT route involving two emotionally inept people pining after the same person and so i choose the A and M LT route option.
32. Get gentle advice from N or brutally honest advice from M?
look, i might just be too sensitive for M's brutal honesty, my dude.
but then again, it really depends on the situation. if i'm really confused and just cannot make up my mind, i think getting M's brutally honest advice might work better than N's gentle advice. because i'm pretty sure N tends to be kinda indirect and push you to take the final call, which might be helpful in matters of something like self-discovery but in other situations? i'm not too sure. 😬
40. Rogue!UB AU or Villain!Detective AU?
oooooooo, villain!detective AU sounds inchresting. but imma have to go with rogue!UB because i like the angst potential i can see in it AND i don't have to die on the inside as i sabotage UB (and also, i get to sleep better because stuff like that keeps me up at night sometimes).
44. Take a group photo with UB to frame and put on your desk at the station or take a romantic photo of you and your LI to place in your apartment?
WHY WOULD YOU– omg. personally speaking, this is so tough. ugh, y’know what, i would go for the group photo with UB on the desk over a romantic photo in the apartment. i think all my detectives would too - with my A and N route detectives spending the most amount of time first questioning the idea of having to make the choice and then trying to find a way around this, though. :3
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you get many tropes: enemies to lovers, fake dating, soulmate au, coffeeshop au
um teehee
enemies to lovers
how likely I am to write it: this is what yakuza is based upon. i think enemies to lovers is only done well if it’s a mutual rivalry and both parties have like a friendship phase after lovers. i dont like it if its like some villain preying on someone to fall in love with them. that shit is fucking wack!
what character(s) or pairing I’d most likely write it for: ive written nine kazumaji fics so :)
fake dating
how likely I am to write it: OOOOOOOO YEAH YEAH [STARTS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH] I LOVE IT. i like fake dating ESPECIALLY if it always leads to one of them going ‘what....what if this was real dating...’ and then they both start going ‘well lets kiss more you know for practice! haha’ ‘lets hug! just to keep up dating!’ and they start real dating and its [STARTS BARKING]
what character(s) or pairing I’d most likely write it for: im writing it with nickles right fucking NOW
soulmate au
how likely I am to write it: probably. i like soulmate aus a lot but a lot are weirdly written and end up with miscommunication and its :(. ideally i want it to be a slow burn pining and then ending up with them going ‘oh youre my soulmate’ and then they kiss. also love at first sight can fit in with soulmate au and its’ >:)c
what character(s) or pairing I’d most likely write it for: this is just canon nickles
coffeeshop au
how likely I am to write it: maybe? i can never do aus like that on their own. maybe if it was in another au (like a college au) i could do it, but on it’s own? nah. i can read a fic like that though, but not write it, which is weird but whatever
what character(s) or pairing I’d most likely write it for: narles, cause that white bread motherfucker would get coffee everyday
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title: a step in the right direction
pairings: pre-romantic logince
summary: logan goes to a pool party, which is just a bad freaking idea
warnings: unwanted outing (as a mermaid), mermaids, some pain, embarrassment, mild bullying, being thrown in pools, remus makes an appearance and is an asshole, arguing, one word of caps, swearing, bad ways of handling emotions, one half-sexual joke, and possibly something else
a/n: the prompt is from hiddendreamer67‘s october prompt list! october 11th’s word was “underwater.”
a/n 2: for logan’s birthday!!! happy birthday to the biggest nerd on the planet, whom i love very much! also do not handle crushes like roman! he is an idiot and should not be taken as a role model!!!
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Logan wasn’t sure why he’d even gone to the party in the first place. It was a pool party, which meant that he would be spending all of his time around a pool. Full of water. Which he could not get in if he didn’t want everyone to know just how much of an outsider he really was.
But he had gone, and he regretted it the second he stepped onto the patio. Right there was Roman freaking Prince, who was arguably the most frustrating individual on the whole planet. His hair was perfect, and his skin was perfect, and his entire everything was perfect except for his idiotic, rude personality. Logan hated him and hated that he was attracted to him.
“Logan Sanders? Finally got over your fear of water?” Roman goaded as Logan took a seat in one of the chairs at the side of the pool.
Just ignore him. He’ll stop eventually.
It wasn’t like there was an intense anti-mermaid rhetoric in current society that would have made Logan afraid to show his tail, but the fact that all of his friends were human solidified the point that he was weird, and Logan craved to be taken seriously.
“Oooooooo! Nerdy Wolverine is here! Let’s throw him into the fun!” Remus Duke--Roman’s cousin and the resident mega-asshole--giggled and scooped Logan up into his arms without warning. Not a second later, Logan felt his body careen through the air and sink underwater as he was thrown into the pool against his will.
He let out a silent scream as his gills flared open and his legs melded together into a gorgeous, shimmering tail of deep blue scales. As soon as it was fully formed, he flicked himself above water in horror, clawing his way out. His long fingernails scraped against the concrete as he grappled onto the patio. Logan huffed as he made it, knowing full well that he wouldn’t be able to go anywhere for at least an hour, and he would be at the full whim of his peers.
However, for the second time that day, Logan was taken into someone’s arms and carted to an unknown destination. He tried to look at who his captor/savior was, but he’d been wrapped in a towel that blocked his view. He heard hushed voices around him, leading him to believe he was being kidnapped to be sold on the black market.
He didn’t even bother to thrash. It wouldn’t make a difference now.
Suddenly, he was dumped onto a soft bed and unwrapped. He blinked up at his captors, realizing he’d lost his glasses in the pool, and slowly made out that he was staring at Roman and two of Roman’s friends--Virgil and Patton. Logan had thought that Virgil and Patton were at least decent, but inferences weren’t always correct. He just wished that the consequence wasn’t his painful death.
“I am so sorry about Remus, oh my god,” Roman rushed at a million miles per hour. “He’s such a dick, but I didn’t think he’d do anything to you! I mean, I’m at fault too ‘cause I made fun of you, but I wasn’t going to throw you in, oh my god!”
“Y’know, Princey,” growled Virgil, “maybe if you were a bit nicer sometimes, you wouldn’t be in messes like this!”
“I know! I’m trying to work on it, Sir Snarks-A-Lot!”
Patton gave him a Look, and Roman buried his face in his hands. “God, I’m so sorry. This is so stressful.”
Logan furrowed his brows. “I’m sorry, but I’m very confused. Are you going to kill me?”
“WHAT?!” Patton cried. “No! We were trying to get you the heck out of there as fast as we could so people wouldn’t try anything fishy.”
“But... Roman hates me?”
Virgil snorted. “Yeah, right. More like the dude’s intimidated by you and doesn’t know how to deal with his raging bo--”
“Okay! Enough of that!” Roman interrupted with a bright red flush to his cheeks. “I’m bad at emotions, and you’re really hot, and I’m so fucking sorry for everything I’ve ever said or done to you. It was really uncool to play with your feelings.”
“I... Roman, I accept your apology. We can work towards bettering our relationship as soon as I... lose my tail,” Logan laughed sheepishly, realizing that he was currently in his mermaid form in front of his crush.
Well... As unfortunate as the situation was, at least it led to a step in the right direction.
#sanders sides fic#logince#logan sanders#roman sanders#ts remus#patton sanders#virgil sanders#m writes logince#m writes things
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Inu X Boku SS
Title: Inu X Boku SS
Media: Manga, Written by Cocoa Fujiwara
Yandere(s): Soushi Miketsukami
Yandere Scale: 5/5
Criticism written by: Kai
Editor: Julie
The Review:
Hey there everyone! Kai here with a review that I’m sure everyone was waiting for. Sorry for taking so long. I really tried finishing the story but… god damn was it boring and convoluted. I ended up calling it after reaching chapter 31(?) out of 45. Reading the wiki was a million times easier than the actual story lmao. But I’ll get into this whole nonsense in the review. Let’s begin.
To summarize Inu X Boku in a nutshell… well, uh… that’s kinda hard to do since it’s kinda wild. But to break it down, Ririchiyo (our protagonist) one day decided to live on her own and moved into an apartment complex. This apartment complex is known to only house the rich and each resident is assigned a bodyguard. But!!! The apartment complex and all the residents aren’t normal people but half yokai!!! OooOoOoO~
But anyways, Ririchiyo’s bodyguard is Mr. Yandere here, Soushi. Since Ririchiyo moved to this building to be independent, she wasn’t cool with having a bodyguard. But after some shoujo bullshit, Ririchiyo warmed up to the idea of having a bodyguard and they hook up. Bunch of dicking around from the characters but then suddenly DRAMA~!!! A bad guy comes around to turn the half yokai into full yokais or whatever and kills the heroes!!! Oh no!!! 23 years passed, and everyone reincarnated because that’s the logic of the world. Don’t question it. Anyways, history repeats itself and so the gang decides to prevent it by sending a time capsule backwards in time (don’t you dare question story logic!!!) to warn their previous lives of the bad guy. It worked. They killed the bad guy but wait! The bad guy was just a deeply flawed person who went down the wrong path :’( And everyone had a happy ending, the end :)
As you can see, the story is wack. But before I get into my rant, let me talk about Soushi here, since that’s what everyone wants (not my amazing opinion on writing :( ). What can I say about Soushi besides being a hot piece of ass… like hot damn, the man is hot. And as a yandere, he’s even hotter. Lots of creeper actions like preserving Ririchiyo’s gifts for him, having a room full of her pictures, literally loyal to her like a dog, and doesn’t take Ririchiyo’s no’s seriously. Soushi whole life purpose is to protect Ririchiyo and he has a solid background on why he loves her. Soushi is much more of a sweet type of yandere and the best term to call him is a “good yandere” since he doesn’t really do anything bad towards Ririchiyo or any “love rivals”. Soushi is just a chill yandere overall and a well developed character! I wish more yanderes are like him tbh. I should mention that there is a case of alternate timelines and what have you. I’m sure some smart ass would point out how Julie and I gripe about alternate universes and multiple endings. Yes, this is usually detrimental to the yandere sometimes but that’s only if they aren’t consistent with their yandere character. It doesn’t even knock them out of the running either if they fail that point. But here, Soushi was consistent in all timelines. He loves Ririchiyo and was a yandere for her in each timeline. See, is that so hard to ask when tossing in an alternate universe? Anyways, is Soushi enough incentive to read this god-awful story? Well, let me make a list here on what I thought of the manga.
Pros:
All the characters are fantastic. They’re all well developed and they’re all likeable. You’ll most likely like all the characters, if not, at least one. Just… the characters are so well written. What the fuck happened with the story?
Great art. The manga art is pretty good. What else to say?
Cons:
Oh boy… lots of cons. The first one to point out is obviously the story. It’s so wild and convoluted. I can really sense the writer's scattered thoughts throughout the story. The best way to describe the plot is: “A whole lot of ‘something’ when there’s literally nothing.” Reading the story, you know for a fact that there’s a major conflict going on within the story but there was no real sense of urgency since the characters were dicking around so much. I can really tell the writer just wanted to do… ‘everything’ with their story. They want a complex plot yet slice of life. They wanted to do a 4koma comedy, yet they want to have a telenovela. They wanted the characters to be ‘human’ with human problems yet they’re also half monsters because that’s #cool. The writer was just all over the place and had no focus. There are just parts where you feel like the writer just went “Oh shit!!! This is supposed to be a fantasy action story!!!” It’s just… bad. The first arc was the only good part of the entire manga. It focused only on the main characters and side characters with no fantasy bs nonsense. And it was rather disappointing once Ririchiyo and Soushi got together since it was rather rushed for the #plot. Really, what the writer should have done was A) just kept the manga a slice of life, shoujo story. No need for the stupid half yokai and bad guy bullshit. Literally the writer forgets that shit half the time except for gags. There’s really no point and you can just fix the rich half yokai background with just rich people problems. The fuck. B) just focus on character relationships and expand on it. Take that first arc and just… stretch it out bro. Let Ririchiyo and Soushi interact more and grow together before dumping their tragic backstory. C) stop with those chapters dedicated to 4koma comedy strips. Yes, they’re fun and it’s cute to play with your characters like that. But it’s defeats the purpose of a “serious” story if there these comedy chapters… BETWEEN EACH PLOT IMPORTANT CHAPTER. WHY??? SAVE THAT FOR THE END OF THE MANGA OR MAKE A MINI SPIN OFF MANGAS FOR THEM. DON’T TOSS THEM IN THE MANGA AT RANDOM?!?!?!
Next on the chopping block is the weird fucking loli thing going on here. Is no one weirded out that Ririchiyo and this other side character are straight up lolis and are sexualized??? It’s really really disturbing. Why does Ririchiyo sleep nearly nude? Why is there a female pervert character who leers on these two child looking characters and want to put her hand between their thighs? Is the fact that the female pervert is a female supposed to make it better? How old is Ririchiyo??? She doesn’t look like a high school student even though everyone claim she is. It’s fucked to see Ririchiyo standing next to Soushi… especially once they’re dating. She looks like an actual child next to Soushi… either Soushi is freakishly tall or Ririchiyo is freakishly short (which I’m sure that’s the case). Just… why the lolis????????
Story logic = fucked
Pointless bad guy. Literally, the second and third arc are so bad and boring. What’s the point in having him around.
Repeat: the story is just… so boring. I can’t get this off my chest any other way.
Now back to my original point: is reading Inu X Boku SS worth it just for the yandere? My personal opinion: No. It really isn’t. Just read the first arc then from there read fanfics or doujinshi (there’s so many). Far better reward and you can focus on the characters. But if you can sit this manga through, more power to you.
Overall Score: 6/10
Now please enjoy this collage of pictures of Soushi while I read some Soushi X Reader fanfics. The man is hot and I think he’s my confirmed favorite yandere <3
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