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scathing - colt kaneko x mc (rod)

author’s note: first ride or die one-shot featuring colt kaneko! i picked him in my second playthrough and GEEZ the route changes near the end caught me off-guard but did NOT disappoint 😂. includes tiny callout to red carpet diaries. also, i know nothing about cars.

copyright: all characters owned by pixelberry studios. series/pairing: ride or die – colt kaneko x mc (ellie wheeler) rating/warnings: 14+; swearing based on/prompt: title inspired by lyrics from “mad woman” by taylor swift word count: 3.8k summary: ellie drops in to surprise colt only to find that he is out with another woman.

scathing

ellie whacked colt with a large pillow with one hand while doing her best to punch his chest and stomach with the other to keep him from grabbing her, knowing she physically wouldn’t be able to do much to hurt him. colt tried to dodge as best as he could while looking for an opening that would let him stop ellie’s attacks without hurting her. he had to not only do this while half blinded by a giant pillow but while protecting his body – he had never seen ellie this mad before and did not want to find out if she was mad enough to knee him in the groin.

“you cheating motherfucker! how dare you, asshole!” ellie screamed, her face shifting between displays of rage and tears.

colt didn’t know which was worse. “god, ellie, stop! will you let me explain?!”

3 hours earlier

ellie weaved in and out of traffic seamlessly, her eyes trained on the inconspicuous white sedan two cars ahead. she had dropped in at the body shop to surprise colt a day early. she was able to convince her dad to let her leave her grandparents’ house early considering they had already spent the christmas holiday with them. she pulled up to the body shop and was told that colt had left for a job by himself, which ellie immediately knew was suspicious. colt was reckless, but he wasn’t stupid. he knew he should never work a job alone, which likely meant he thought this was one he could do in his sleep.

something didn’t sit right. ellie found out where colt was headed and got back in her car. she quickly got on the highway, heading toward the address of the downtown hotel colt was supposedly heading to, when she noticed the white sedan ahead of her. even though it was a completely standard white sedan, of which there were hundreds, if not thousands, in l.a., ellie knew it was colt’s. it was the car they had prepped for the upcoming koenigsegg job. this was even further proof that colt thought this job was brainless – he would never risk taking out their getaway car more than once.

ellie watched as the sedan pulled into the underground parking lot and she quickly found a spot on the street not far from the entrance to the hotel. it was definitely a high-end hotel and she would need to dress in something other than a tank top and sneakers if she was going to blend in. she quickly changed in the backseat into a glittery bodycon dress and flats, running her hands through her braid to loosen the curls to give it that “beachy” look. she swiped on pink lip gloss as a final touch and made her way inside the hotel.

she scanned the room and identified the parking garage elevators and ducked behind a pillar that gave her a good vantage point. she listened for the ding! that signaled the elevator doors opening and peeked carefully to see if it was colt. he was dressed in his crisp navy blue suit, with a white dress shirt but no tie. lucky for her, he didn’t seem to notice her as he walked across the room to the hotel bar. ellie darted over from the pillar to the other side of the doorway, relying on her peripheral vision to see where colt went. he was facing away from her, standing at the bar next to a tall, gorgeous redhead wearing a backless dark green halter dress that definitely showed off her assets.

ellie felt a little silly for spying on her boyfriend, especially when it was definitely clear he was working a job. this woman was not unlike others they had to deal with in the past but she was definitely the prettiest. she considered heading back to the shop when she noticed that they had switched positions – colt was sitting on a barstool with the woman between his legs. his hands were on her waist and she was gripping the collar of his shirt as they kissed passionately.

she felt her heart shatter and tears were quick to prick the back of her eyes as she ran as fast as she could out of the hotel. even through the tears, she pulled her car out of the street seamlessly and raced back to the shop. she let herself cry in the car, the sobs wracking her body. shoulders shaking, she grabbed her tank top from before and used it to blow her nose and dry her face. she was not going to let colt kaneko get away with this.

ellie told the rest of the crew to take off because she was going to need to talk to colt alone before she went upstairs and sat on the bed to wait.

colt sensed something was different when he got back to the body shop. he had been excited to see ellie’s car out front but noticed the backseat still had all her stuff. if she was back, she definitely would’ve brought her duffel bags up to his room. it was quiet in the shop, which was unusual, because he was expecting his crew to work at least a couple more hours. it wasn’t like them to take off without talking to him first.

“ellie! i didn’t know you were coming back early. i missed you, baby,” colt grinned, walking over to ellie to give her a kiss.

she stood up and grabbed one of his pillows. “oh, really? did you miss me while you were sucking face with that redhead? or are there other women i should know about?”

colt rolled his eyes. “don’t be so dramatic. it was for a job, it meant nothing. you know what it takes to get a job done.”

ellie felt her blood boil and started whacking him with the pillow. “no job is ever worth you cheating on me, asshole.”

colt’s eyes narrowed as if he was trying to calculate the likelihood that this was going to escalate. unfortunately, what he didn’t realize was that he was too late and his dismissive attitude already hit ellie’s escalate button.

“ellie, i know it looks bad but it was a job. i promise that’s all it was. i was playing a part and we got what we needed,” colt tried to appeal to ellie’s logical side.

“how stupid do you think i am? i saw you with my own eyes, colt. and even if i didn’t, you reek of chanel perfume, which only old women wear, and you have lipstick all over your face and your shirt.”

colt was starting to lose his patience but clenched his fists as a reminder to avoid saying anything that would nuclearize the conversation. “sweetheart, come on, we’re in this together. you know i only have eyes for you.”

“don’t you ‘sweetheart’ me. everything out of your mouth has been a lie,” ellie snapped. “tell me – was she good in bed? was it worth however much you got from the job?”

now this was getting ridiculous. “ellie, you know i would never sleep with anyone else. i would never cheat on you.”

“i clearly don’t know anything because you did cheat on me, asshole,” her voice dropped but retained the dangerously angry tone that kept colt from coming closer. “you know perfectly well how i feel about jobs that require you to hook up with someone else. clearly the only thing that matters to you is the job, even at the expense of our relationship.”

“el, come on –”

ellie shook her head and cut him off, “no, you’re not talking your way out of this. we’re done.” she bolted from the room and down the stairs toward the front door.

colt knew if he didn’t catch her before she got in her car, he’d never catch up to her. she was by far the fastest driver on the crew and if she left l.a., he might not be able to find her. he sprinted after her, jumping off the stairs recklessly and barely catching himself before he hit the wall, saving himself from a nasty concussion. he pushed himself up quickly and let the adrenaline propel him out the door just in time to see ellie slide into the driver’s seat.

the car squealed away from the garage and quickly out of sight and colt had no clue where she was headed. dammit, he cursed inwardly as he quickly grabbed his helmet and hopped on his bike to chase after her.

* * * * * ellie had managed to lose colt after half an hour, which she counted as a massive win given that he had the advantage with his bike in l.a. traffic. but she knew how to navigate every nook and cranny of l.a. having spent the better part of the last couple of years charting courses and back-up escape paths. she pulled into the underground parking lot near her destination, pulled on a blonde wig, fixed up her makeup, and changed into heels.

she stepped out of the car and took the parking elevator to the ground floor, walking as fast as she could in three-inch heels outside to flag down a cab. she gave the driver instructions and sat back, giving her appearance a once-over and spritzing a light perfume on her wrists and neck. she pulled up the discreet app on her phone, the one they used to message with their buyers and targets in a way that was untraceable, and texted her contact. he wanted to put a job before her? two could play this game.

when she arrived at the very expensive club, she gave her alias to the bouncer and was escorted quickly to the vip room, where her contact was waiting. aaron montmartre, the spoiled nephew of famed hollywood producer viktor montmartre, who was known for his extensive collection of expensive cars, spending sprees on viktor’s black card, and his weakness for young, attractive women. he was supposed to receive the newest koenigsegg model before it was even available to the public. and ellie was going to find out exactly when and where the drop would be.

* * * * * colt pulled up around the corner of the vip hot spot that was a known celebrity hangout. he knew ellie and knew she was pissed enough to want to teach him a lesson. he couldn’t help but be impressed with how seamlessly she drove through l.a. to get him off her tail and how she succeeded briefly. he prided himself on being able to handle any route with his bike and the fact that she was still able to lose him was beyond sexy. there was no one else that could compare to her.

although he didn’t know exactly what she was doing, he did know that he needed to be really careful not to give himself away too early. he shoved his hands in his pockets and walked casually up to the bouncer, giving him a curt nod. the bouncer gave him a long, scrutinizing look before letting him in. it took colt a few seconds to let his eyes adjust to the dark, hazy atmosphere of the pulsing nightclub.

he walked toward the bar – it would give him the most unassuming vantage point to observe the club and he could do with a drink – only to notice a blonde wig and curve-hugging dress that looked all too familiar. he approached the bar slowly, making sure there were enough people between them that he wouldn’t get noticed; even though her back was to him, all she would need to do was turn to the right and she’d spot him in her peripheral.

colt ordered a glass of whiskey neat so that he’d have something to keep him occupied as he watched ellie flirt openly with their target. colt knew what ellie was likely up to and he was both angry that she would jeopardize the job by potentially tipping their hand early and furious that she would openly flirt with another man. most people didn’t understand the difference, but a furious colt was a jealous colt; the concept of jealousy was something he kept out of his vocabulary.

ellie knew. she knew the moment colt walked into the room. after three years, five months, seventeen days, and twelve successful jobs together, she had learned a thing or two about him. she knew that he would eventually get back on her tail and actually, she was counting on it. it was what she was good at. reading people. learning him. studying the ins and outs of the road and the job. memorizing the ins and outs of him.

and one of the things ellie knew was that colt was a jealous man, although he would rather shoot himself in the foot than admit it out loud to anyone. but if he could use his raw magnetism to get a job done, then she could use her innocent appearance to disarm a target and gain intel. she had already spent the better half of the last 30 minutes pretending to be a tipsy flirt and encouraging aaron toward drunkenness, knowing he’d be more likely to spill details that way.

what she expected but still wasn’t prepared for was how handsy and charming aaron could be. she actually found herself enjoying their flirty banter and perhaps realized that she was a little tipsier than she should be. ellie turned to lean against the bar so she could subtly inch closer to aaron, placing a hand carefully on his bicep as though to steady herself. she immediately felt colt’s eyes staring at the back of her head and had to make a conscious effort not to shiver. she barely registered aaron placing his hand on her hip and leaning in far too close to ask her if she wanted to leave with him.

“i just got the newest koenigsegg model delivered to me. we could take it for a test drive,” he murmured in her ear.

it took every ounce of willpower ellie had not to tense at the situation. her mind was reeling with this new tidbit of information that would put a wrench in their plans; they had assumed the drop would happen in the next few days.

she knew what she had to do but she also knew colt would be pissed, even more than he already was. ellie pulled back slightly and smiled. “i would love that,” she said invitingly.

that was all it took. before ellie could say anything else, she felt colt’s presence appear behind her, his hand hovering by her right hip.

“if you know what’s good for you, you’ll back off,” colt said through gritted teeth. ellie could feel the tension radiating off him as he sidled up next to her. “we’re together.”

aaron stood up slowly, taking out a wad of bills from his pocket and leaving a generous tip on the bar counter without breaking eye contact with colt. ellie instinctively took a step back away from colt only to have the wooden bar press into her back.

“who the fuck are you?” aaron said, casually inching closer to ellie so his shoulder was angled in front of her.

colt’s hand clenched into a fist. “someone you don’t want to mess with. now back off.”

“i don’t think we should be speaking for the pretty lady. leah, you know this creep?”

ellie blinked, slightly startled before remembering that her alias was leah. she slowly turned to give colt a pointed glare, raising an eyebrow and hoping he’d get the hint.

she turned back to aaron and gave him her best impression of an innocent smile. “no, i don’t think i’ve seen him before in my life.”

aaron turned back to colt. “you heard the lady. now i think you better leave before i have security escort you out.”

colt unclenched and clenched his fist a few times as though he was stretching it. ellie knew where this was headed and inwardly sighed; she could countdown from five at this rate.

right on cue, colt’s fist flew at aaron’s face, hitting him square in the jaw and sending him backward into the bar seat he was occupying previously. to his credit and ellie’s surprise, aaron seemed unfazed, picking himself back up and massaging his jaw briefly.

“why don’t we take this outside and settle this like men?” aaron said, challenging colt with his glare.

ellie’s brow furrowed. normally, colt getting into a bar fight with someone who had been flirting with her wouldn’t faze her, but they did need to figure out how to lift aaron’s car without him suspecting them or getting caught. she wasn’t sure how beating the guy up would help with that. and now she was stuck pretending she didn’t know who colt was.

“fine. after you,” colt seethed, stepping to the side so ellie and aaron could move away from the bar. aaron was a good head taller than him and ellie didn’t think this would be that easy of a fight given how quickly aaron had bounced back before.

aaron reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a small black fob. “why don’t you go hang out in the car, leah? this shouldn’t take long. it’s in one of the reserved parking spots in the garage, closest to the elevator,” he said, grabbing her hand to place the fob in her palm and closing her fingers over it.

ellie’s eyebrows shot up in surprise as she looked at him. “oh-okay,” she said, turning away from aaron. she gave colt a pointed side-eye as she passed him.

well, that was a freebie, she thought to herself as she made her way down to the car. it was exactly where aaron said it would be. ellie slid into the driver’s seat and ran her hands over the steering wheel, relishing the feel of the cool leather underneath her fingers. she grabbed her sunglasses and put them on as she drove out of the garage, quickly dialing toby on speakerphone.

“toby, i need you to ready the drop site off exit 54. i’ll explain later. if colt calls, tell him to meet me at our spot,” ellie said quickly, as she navigated the local roads to the drop site, taking extra care to avoid intersections and neighborhoods with traffic cameras.

once she arrived at the drop site, she checked with toby that the car stayed off the radar before emptying the glovebox, wiping down her prints, and shoving her wig into her purse. being methodical was ellie’s forte, even with the adrenaline running through her body, she knew she did everything right.

the dryve back to her car was uneventful, which did little to ease ellie’s nerves. she wasn’t worried about the job in actuality, but about colt. she knew he could hold his own in a fight, but she also knew how stubborn he could be. and despite still being angry with him, she was admittedly worried for his safety.

ellie felt like she was holding her breath the entire drive over to the cliffside. it wasn’t until she saw the familiar motorcycle parked near the railing that she felt a sigh of relief escape her body. she parked and stepped out, her gaze falling on the back of colt’s head.

she walked slowly over to him with anxiety in her stomach at the thought of how bruised he might be. it wasn’t until she saw that he was mostly unscathed, other than a purple bruise forming on his cheekbone and his knuckles, that her shoulders finally sagged, the tension she held all evening releasing at once.

“colt… thank god, you’re okay,” she said softly as she looked up at him, raising her hand hesitantly toward his bruised cheek.

instead, she closed her hand into a fist and punched him in the shoulder.

“ow— ellie, i just got out of a fight, seriously?!” colt yelped, angling his shoulder away from her.

ellie stepped forward every time he stepped back so she could punch him again and again. “you asshole. don’t you dare do that again, i was seriously worried about you! and you almost cost us the job!”

“i’m sorry, ow— will you let me, augh!” colt said, finally managing to grab her wrist and hold it in place while grabbing her hip with his other hand and pulling her close.

she made a half-assed attempt at struggling, but she knew she wouldn’t be able to break away. ellie did her best to glare at him, but as she looked into his eyes, she felt her anger cracking. her eyes softened and she found herself subconsciously leaning in. in a split second, colt’s lips were on hers, hot and desperate.

ellie almost forgot why she was mad at him to begin with as he gently bit her lower lip, eliciting a contented sigh that gave his tongue entrance. he pulled her hips as close as possible to his and ellie wrapped her arms around his neck. she gave back just as desperately, fighting him for dominance as she traced her tongue around his bottom lip, sucking on it gently.

colt let out a ragged breath and finally pulled back. “i’m sorry, el,” he said quietly, punctuating her name with a tender kiss. “i’m sorry,” he said again, giving her another kiss.

“if you ever cheat on me again—” ellie threatened quietly before colt silenced her with another gentle kiss.

“believe me, i won’t do that again. i did not like seeing another man put his hands on you, even if it was for a job,” colt said sheepishly, avoiding her gaze.

ellie grinned. “at least we got the job done,” she said.

colt smirked at her. “good, so i didn’t take a beating for nothing. now i don’t know about you, but i could go for a swim.”

“pretty sure you’re not supposed to go in the ocean with open wounds,” ellie warned as she watched colt strip down to his underwear.

“i hear the salt water is great for cuts,” colt grinned cheekily. “you gonna join me, sweetheart?”

ellie rolled her eyes and smiled. “okay, but don’t say i didn’t warn you,” she said, taking off her dress and shoes.

“hey,” colt said with a sudden seriousness just as she was preparing to jump. she turned to look at him and he pulled her closer.

“thanks for having my back,” he murmured, leaning in to give her a deep kiss that took her breath away.

“i’m still your driver, aren’t i?” ellie said affectionately.

colt smirked and gave a nod in response. he held out his hand for her to grab and they turned to look at the glittering horizon before they jumped, together.

* * * * * mentions: @choicesficwriterscreations; @lovehugsandcandy; @kat-tia801 choices permatag: @withbeautyandrage; @agentnolastname; @freckles-spangledvampire

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nightowlfandom · 4 years

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PROMPT LIST PART 4 2021 EDITION (NON- X RATED)

It...had been a long time coming I said this was coming....last year and it just didn’t happen. Until now!

Rules- One, If a character you are asking for is depicted as high school age, then please be aware they will be written in a style that has them being 18 or older and most likely will not be written in a NSFW sense. I enforce this rule because while I do like writing for people, SFW or NSFW it’s just...what I like to do. I have every right to deny your request, please keep that in mind. Two....there is no rule two.

Here’s how you request- Choose 2- 5 prompts (No more than 5, no less than 2) and those will used to make a one-shot or two-shot depending on how long it gets. You need to tell me who you want me to write about (and if it’s an AU, then state that as well.) Then give me a short summary of what you want it to be about. (Example- You want a Vampire AU about Levi Ackerman with 2,5, 18, 27, and 45. Boom!) If you want smut, PLEASE SPECIFY! I won’t write smut if you don’t ask. Same with if you want a certain type of au or fluff/ angst. Just let me know.

Side note- I write a lot of AU’s and am pretty much open to whatever. Yandere, Tsundere, Office AU, Mafia AU, Vampire AU, Royal AU, Ghost AU, Magical AU -BItch I do everything. HOWEVER I WILL NOT WRITE non-consent, Incest (including step siblings), Underaged readers and anything along those lines.

I write for fluff, smut, AND angst. More fluff and smut but yeah. I also ask if you could say ‘please’ when you request because MANNERS PEOPLE!

Do I do ships- YES! Not often but if you ask I’ll do it.

Link to my masterlist here!

I write for various K-pop groups, animes, Voltage games/Otome Visual Novels, and Final Fantasy/Misc. If you need clarification on if I write for a certain character just go ahead and ask

By the way if you see some repeats from my last prompt list, just hushity hush! I liked them okay? It’s our little secret alright? I will NOT take requests from past prompt lists.

... (Actual prompts below the cut) ⬇️

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1- Have you ever just wanted to...run away from it all?

2- I’ve wanted to tell you this for a long time...

3- People like that are just jealous of you, you know that right?

4- Stop looking down, you’re too pretty to be that shy.

5- I know you’ve never done anything with anyone before…so I’m gonna make sure your first time is special!

6- You asked me to take care of it...so I’ll take care of it.

7- If anyone even THINKS about touching you, I’ll kick their asses!

8-Oh baby, I treat you like a maid because that’s basically all you are.

9- I love this new angry side of you, it’s so hot.

10- I think I’ll keep you as a pet! You’re fun to mess with.

11- Why can’t you just admit you have feelings for me?!

12- I love you. I-I said it! I just-...I love you so much Y/N

13- I’m not shy! I’m just not used to girls like you being so close to me.

14- Cute? Did you call me cute?!?

15- Come on! We have so much to do today!

16- Do you want me to sing a song for you to help you get to sleep? Okay then...

17- Well you just kissed me and I don’t even know your name...wanna fix that?

18- Alright, alright! I’ll stop making fun of you okay? Just don’t leave.

19- Hmm, who you tryna’ look sexy for babygirl?

20- Don’t finish that sentence darling...it won’t end well for you.

21- Let’s cuddle and I’ll stroke your hair, okay?

22- I dare you to finish that sentence...

23- Is that my shirt?

24- We can’t be just friends...I’m too in love with you.

25- What. Did. They. Say to you? I won’t ask again.

26- S-so, I guess this means we’re together now?

27- I couldn’t stop thinking about you all day.

28- Shhh, be quiet. We can’t be too loud, babe.

29- When are you going to realize that I can treat you better than he could?!

30- Dance for me. I’ll sit right here and you put on a show, okay?

31- I know it seems like we’re moving too fast but I haven’t felt this way about someone in a long time...I think I’m in love with you

32- Do we have too!? I wore my comfy pants today!

33- If I cared enough to give that asshole the time of day I’d probably be in jail Y/N...

34- Do you think trying to make me jealous is a smart move sweetheart?

35- You’ve been avoiding me...why?

36- I got into a fight, not like I killed someone. Geez Y/N...

37- I didn’t know what kind of flowers you liked...so I got everything they had!

38- I bought takeout! It’s time for me to cheer you up, babe

39- I’d much rather hang out with you than those jerks, what do ya say?

40- *Trips and falls* Oh I’m sorry, I was just making sure I wasn’t dreaming. *flirty smile*

41- I’ll be the best boyfriend you’ve ever had! i promise.

42- How dare you say things about me that are 100% true! I am offended!

43- You know I can tell when you’re lying, right?

44- You know that feeling when it seems like you two are the only people in a room?...That’s how I feel right now.

45- It’s you and me, not us and them. Fuck what they think.

46- You never told me you were in a band!!

47- You’re too cheeky for you own good, kid.

48- Stay a little longer?

49- Say you’re mine! Say it, say it, say it! *Insert giggle here*

50- I think you’ve lost your mind, but okay!

51- Damn, you look good in that dress.

52- Hi, I’m your next best mistake, what’s your name?

53- It breaks my heart to see you so sad.

54- You can lay on my chest if it makes you feel better.

55- Damnit Y/N! I’m trying to confess my feelings to you!

56- I had a dream about you.

57- I know you’re shy around my friends, but they love you!

58- I hate when we fight...let’s just calm down for a second.

59- I didn’t know you liked playing Cat and Mouse.

60- I may or may not have peeked in your diary...

61- Normal? Baby we’re the farthest from it.

62- Avoiding me won’t fix your undying love for me, many have tried but all have failed.

63- Just admit you’re in love with me Y/N...maybe we can have some fun later.

64- Of all the days to be stuck with someone, it’s you...ugh

65- Please never give up for me...or us.

66- Look at me when I fuck you...(I have a feeling this is gonna be a favorite)

67- Aww! Let me play a tune for you on the world’s smallest violin!! (I love spongebob lol)

68- You never told me you could sing!!

69- Bend over this counter. I need to fill you up.

70- Babe...Lets just calm down. You’re making that face you make when you’re about to-

71- Let’s prepare a Hot Pot today! That always makes us feel better, right? (Hot Pot on a cold rainy day...YESSSS)

72- Me? You...want to be my girlfriend. You sure? Because I am a huge handful.

73- I want you to have my children...I want to be with you forever.

74- Come here girl, let me show you how much I love you.

75- I’ll give you a second chance to fix what you just said babygirl.

76- Everytime I leave you alone, you always make a mess.

78- What’s that thing you do with your neck when you’re mad? Yeah that neck roll thing! Teach me how to do that!

79- Let’s just relax and sleep in all day.

80- You sounded very serious on the phone. What’s up?

81- Yes, I am very awkward and yes I’m probably making this ten times worse than it already is....but

82- You’re gonna make beg for forgiveness aren’t you.

83- How are we gonna fix this? Because breaking up isn’t an option Y/N.

84- I didn’t think you’d ever love me back...I’m so happy.

85- I wanna meet your parents!

86- Looks like someone could use a visit from the tickle monster!

87- I’d rather die than admit I have feelings for you! You’re disgusting and....perfect in every way,

88- Y/N, Y/N GET IN HERE! WE’RE ON TV!!!

89- Be mine?...I’m gonna keep asking until you say yes!

90- Okay stop it already! People are gonna think I’m bullying you if you keep sobbing like that.

91- I can’t help you if you don’t tell me what’s wrong!

92- You’re acting like a four year old right now!

93- Calm down, I’m just giving you a massage.

94- It’s been awhile since...all that happened.

95- Sending memes at three in the morning is NOT productive!

96- Okay...before you get mad, just know I did it because I love you!

97- How many times can I make you blush today, I’m curious to know.

98- Sometimes it’s nice to just stargaze. It calms me down a lot.

99- I suppose this is a good time to mention that I can’t cook!

100- So...about that picture you sent me today....

101- Hm...why don’t you sit on my lap and tell me what you want.

102- I don’t have anything to hide. I’m an open book.

103- Ah! Don’t look at me! I’m not decent! No! Aaah!

104- I mean you could...come to my place! We could have a little date y’know.

105- Snail, Mouse, Pet, Underling, pick a name, Babes.

106- Y/N, I think we’re drunk. And as responsible adults, we should take our clothes off so we don’t suffocate!

107- Okay babe! Tell me all about your day....Your coworker did what?!!

108- I know you’re not asleep, Y/N.

109 - Are you crying because of me? Hm...I didn’t realize I have that effect on you.

110- That’s daddy to you, sweetheart.

ALRIGHT! THOSE ARE THE PROMPTS. GO CRAZY!

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theydontknowaboutusimagines · 4 years

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Hey Angel, It’s Mother’s Day - Harry Styles Blurb

A companion to my series Hey Angel!

Styles Kids: Jackson 16, Ella 14, Willow & Wylie 11, Carter 8, Poppy 3

Harry and Y/N - Mid 30′s

“Oh my god, will you stop making a mess,” Willow groaned to her twin brother.

“I’m not making a mess! I’m just mixing like Ella said, sheesh,” Wylie said.

“I wanna help,” Carter stomped.

“You are helping,” Ella smiled. “You’re setting the table and watching Poppy.”

He rolled his eyes, “Why do I always get baby duty?”

“I no baby,” Poppy whined. “I free!” She said holding up three fingers.

Harry shook his head at the commotion coming from the kitchen as he watched his army of children attempting to cook a Mother’s Day breakfast for you. Jackson was spending the weekend with Abby and Hunter, but he would be back before the end of the day.

“Need any help?” Harry yawned scratching his stomach.

“Oh, morning, Dad,” Ella smiled. “We’ve got everything under control.”

“Actually, you could take over Poppy duty,” Carter perks up.

Harry laughed, “I can do that,” he said picking up his youngest.

She giggled cuddling into his neck while he kissed her head.

“Mom still sleeping?” Willow asked.

“She’s actually taking a bubble bath,” he said. “She’ll be down in a bit.”

Ella nodded flipping the pancakes on the griddle, “Everything should be ready soon.”

“Thank you for doing this,” Harry smiled. “Your mum’s gonna love it.”

“She better!” Willow said.

Harry laughed shaking his head while stealing a piece of fruit and popping it into his mouth.

“Hey! I wan,” Poppy whined holding her hand out.

He laughed taking another one and handing it to her. She giggled putting it her mouth. A few minutes later, Ella is placing everything on plates, while the three younger kids take everything to the table. All was set and ready to go just in tim for you to come downstairs.

“HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!” They all shouted.

“MOFERS DAY!” Poppy giggled a few seconds behind everyone.

You gasped with a huge smile on your face, “My beautiful babies! Did you all make this?”

“Nope, I did,” Harry joked.

“Liar!” Willow scoffs. “Dad was sleeping until about five minutes ago.”

“It’s not like you did much anyway,” Wylie mutters.

“At least I didn’t make a mess!” Willow smirked.

“Okay, you two, that’s enough,” Harry said sternly. “Let’s all sit down before the food gets cold.”

“This all smells amazing,” you smiled. “Thank you.”

“Welcome Mommy!” Carter smiled. “We made your favorites.”

“Yes, you did,” you smiled.

Breakfast was amazing and you ate way too much. After, everyone got dressed and ready to go out for a hike, something you loved doing as a family. You were missing Jackson, but you understood why he was celebrating with Abby. When you got to the trail, everyone buddied up. Ella and Willow, Wylie and Carter, and you and Harry with Poppy.

The kids were up a few feet in front of you three. Poppy giggled as she rode on Harry’s back and you smiled.

“Someone loves their Daddy very much,” you smiled.

He smirked at you, “And I love her very much.”

Poppy giggled gripping around his neck. You smiled taking his hand as you watched all the kids up ahead of you.

“When we first met, did you think we’d have this life? With all these kids?” You joked.

“Hell no,” he joked. “But you couldn’t stay off of me.”

“Oh whatever,” you laughed. “You’re so full of it.”

“But no, I knew we would have something along the lines of this,” he smiled. “At least I hoped.”

“Me too,” you smiled.

“Geez, will you two hurry up. I know you’re old, but still,” Willow groaned at the top of the hill.

“Why do we keep her around again?” Harry joked.

“I heard that!” She stomped.

“She’s so your child,” both you and Harry said at the same time.

Later that night, after dinner, it was time for ice cream sundaes. Everyone sitting in the backyard and Jackson had joined the party now. Carter and Harry were entertaining everyone with a few songs. You all sang along and danced around having a really good time.

“So, how was your mom’s?” You asked Jackson.

“It was fun,” he smiled. “I had a great time and I didn’t have to deal with a bunch of little minions.”

“Hey!” Everyone but Ella and Poppy said.

“Yeah, sorry,” you joked.

“No, it’s all good. I love them all even if they are chaotic, “ he laughed. “It never gets boring.”

“That’s true,” you nodded.

“Mum, can I tell you something?” He asked looking over at you.

“Of course, baby,” you smiled. “You can tell me anything.”

“I just... I want you to know that I love you and I love that you’re my Mum. I know you’re not my bio mom, but I’ve always felt like you were my Mum since the beginning,” he said. “So, I uh, I wanted to give you something.”

“Jackson, sweetie, you didn’t have to get me anything,” you said.

“Don’t worry I’m not dad, it’s nothing expensive,” he laughed.

You giggled taking the gift bag from him. You take out the tissue paper and pull out a picture frame. It was a picture of you and Jackson from the magazine photo shoot you had done all those years ago and a letter written by Jackson. Basically it said how much he loved you and how he couldn’t imagine his life without you being his bonus mom and that he wants to thank you for letting him be your son. Tears ran down your cheeks as you read the words and hugged the photo to your chest.

“Thank you,” you sniffled. “Jackson, this is... thank you.”

You wrapped your arms around him and hugged him tightly, “You’re welcome, Mum,” he smiled.

“And you’re welcome, too,” you smiled.

“Hey, what’s going on over here?” Harry asked walking over.

You quickly wiped your eyes before handing him the photo. Harry smiled with a few tears in his eyes before hugging Jackson as well.

“Hey! Jackson’s trying to be the favorite with his gift!” Willow stomped.

“No, I love all the gifts,” you said. “Just like I love all my babies.”

“Except we all know I’m the favorite,” Wylie smirked.

“You wish!” Willow scoffed.

“No, I’m the favorite! I’m cuter than all of you!” Carter smirked.

“We all look the same, “ Willow rolled her eyes.

“You wish!” Carter said sticking his tongue out.

“Okay, okay, I think it’s time we called it night,” Harry laughed. “Before you all kill each other.”

“Hey, Jackson, next time I’m coming with you because our siblings our crazy,” Ella giggled.

“I’ll sneak you out,” Jackson joked.

“You love us and you know it!” Wylie said.

“Ya!” Carter nodded.

“Yeah, we do,” Ella laughed ruffing his hair.

“Hey! Don’t touch the hair!” Carter said.

“You all have five minutes to get ready for bed and your teeth brushed before lights out,” Harry said.

“Dad when have you ever known us to actually get anything finished in five minutes?” Jackson asked.

“True,” Harry said. “But there’s always a time for everything, now go. Mum and I will be up to tuck in the littles in a bit.”

“Yeah, Willow, but hurry.” Wylie smirked.

“Oh I’m gonna kick your ass!” she said.

“Language!” Harry said.

“Says you, Dad,” Jackson laughed.

“Hey, I watch my tongue,” he said.

“Yeah, not so much,” you laughed.

“Whatever,” he said. “Now, move!”

You laughed as everyone headed inside to get ready for bed. You and Harry said outside for a bit.

“You know I feel like I should thank you,” you smiled.

“For what?” He asked.

“Well,” you smiled sitting on his lap. “You are the reason I’m a mother. If it wasn’t for you, I would have the amazing, crazy, yet lovable kids that we have.”

“So, basically, you’re thinking me for fucking you and knocking you up?” He smirked.

“Don’t say it like that!” You laughed. “But yeah.”

“Well, you are very welcome,” he smirked.

You giggled laying your head on his shoulder.

“I take it you had a great mother’s day?” He asked.

“I always do,” you smiled. “Thanks to our kids.”

“They are pretty amazing,” he nodded. “Because they’re just like their mother.”

“Yeah, they are,” you smirked.

He laughed kissing your head, “We should probably get inside for bedtime duty. Then we can climb into bed and get some beauty sleep.”

“Yeah, I guess we should,” you said. “They’re probably trying to kill each other right now.”

He laughed nodding as the two of you got up. “I love you, Y/N,” he whispered.

“I love you, too,” you smiled.

You gave him a quick kiss before heading up to say goodnight to all of your children. You knew you were the luckiest person in the world having your crazy bunch of kids, but that Mother’s Day gave you another reminder and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

#One Direction Imagines #Harry Styles Imagines #Hey Angel

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yourstarringrole · 4 years

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𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝕺𝖋 𝕼𝖚𝖊𝖊𝖓𝖘 (𝕻𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝕴𝕴𝕴)

－－ＫｉｎｇｓＯｆＱｕｅｅｎｓ（ＰａｒｔＩＩＩ）－－

Hello. It’s me. Anyway, this took me so fricjing long to write. I have another AU idea for Leo so this series might go on hold. Who knows? Let me know by liking this post if you want this to come sooner than the Leo AU. Also, if you’re new, be sure to read the first two parts of this story or you wouldn’t understand. Bye, love you! Muah! -Venus

Previously...

「The ball was in full swing by the rise of the crescent moon and her army of a million diamonds and pearls. Faces of every shade swirl past each other, giggly and bubbly as they waltz across the ballroom floor. Floral perfume intertwined with the sweet and spicy spike of champagne, elegant and intoxicating. The cellos hummed in unison with the violins and violas, spinning a tune of vivid dreams and grand adventures as the couples glide along the smooth marble floor effortlessly, heels and boots clicking in unison to the rhythm.

A masked man dressed in all black snuck through the joyous crowd, dodging and ducking ever step of the way to avoid bumping into the unsuspecting members of the ensemble. The man looked up, the soft lights of the great glass chandeliers enveloping him like the wings of a fallen angel. A mischievous glint flashed through his solemn green eyes and he smiled. This is going to be one hell of a night.」

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“May I have this dance?” A silky, masculine voice whispered into Reina’s ear, shocking her out of her trance. She whipped around, hoping to catch the mysterious speaker, but instead coming face to face with her 14 year old sister Annabeth Chase.

“What ‘chu looking for?” Annabeth’s stormy-grey eyes glistened under the light of a thousand stars and chandeliers, wondrous and shining like a diamond in the rough. “Or rather, who?” Her eyebrows raised cheekily, daring her older sister to say no.

Reina raised her eyebrow, unamused, and shrugged. “Meh. Just thought I heard a voice whispering in my ear.” Almost immediately, Reina could see the gears in her sister’s head start to turn in an unbelievable speed as she surveyed the ballroom like a crime scene. Her grey ball gown hung onto her shoulders for dear life as she spun around, the diamonds and pearls catching the lights of the warm candle light and glittering like a disco ball. Her rosy lips curved into a pout, silver eyes unsatisfied with a unsolved case and an unanswered question, before finally giving up and looking at Reina, eyes narrowed.

“You’re not lying, right?” She questioned, unconvinced by her sister’s calm behaviour. It’s not every day you have a stalker. In a frickin’ masquerade ball. “Perhaps” was she only reaction she got from her sister before she walked towards a waiter and asked for a drink. How does she know, you ask? Easy. Every time Reina asks for a drink, her face flushes for no reason at all, even if the waiter is female.

“What did you ask for?” Annabeth questioned unsurely, eyeing the thick, dripping liquid gold sloshing in her narrow glass. “It’s just champagne, Anna. Geez, calm down, it’s not like I’m going to drink something that’s going to make me immediately pass out.” Reina laughed, a beautiful yet unruly sound to the symphony against the orderly glamour of music and ball gowns. A sound that made Annabeth’s heart flutter like a ecstatic butterfly in the morning sunshine.

It didn’t take Annabeth a second to finally understand why she fell in love with her older sister at first sight.

“Now, baby girl, if you would excuse me for a second, I will go chat with those gentlemen over there. Try to have some fun, love, and be sure to find a boy to dance with on our song!” Reina winked subtly at her sister before sashaying over to the gentlemen by the drinks table, who are killing it in their ridiculous frocks and the pathetic excuse of a mask.

Excitement flourished in the eighteen-year-old’s stomach as she openly flirts with the men, laughing and smiling at their lame jokes and stupid conversations on hot women and croquet. By 10pm, Reina was having the time of her life, swaying gently to the beat and mindlessly stepping on toes with her golden heels. It is no question that she had doused herself in alcohol and was floating in the sea of liquid gold and roses.

“May I have this dance?” Soft lips brushed against Reina’s ear, jerking her awake, heightening her senses. The adrenaline pumped through her veins as she scanned the room, careful eyes scanning and skipping over every guest, or rather, every mask, but with no avail.

“I’m right behind you, princess.” The same voice, silky as velvet, whispered into her ear, making her blush uncontrollably. She whipped around, expecting to find another one of those stupid dukes who are drunk, fat, and hungry for hot girls, but instead came face to face with a man in all black, staring at her with his intent stormy-green eyes.

“May I have this dance?” He extend your left hand, palm up, smiling seductively as he flexed his calloused fingers, tempting Reina to grab hold of his hand and whisk him to the dance floors. Reina shyly extended her jewel-decked hand and laid it gently on his rough hand, nodding her head with a delighted, yet slightly tipsy smile.

The crowd went silent as they approached the dance floor. The whole world stood still, holding their breath as the orchestra plays, filling the chamber with a beautiful and mysterious melody. All eyes were on the couple as they took a breath and started swaying to the beat.

His touch was soft, light as a feather. As if he would slip away like a dream if Reina didn’t hold on tight enough. They twirled around the ballroom slowly, locking eyes on each other only as the world around them spins out of control. The beating of their hearts synchronised, pounding as one as the music brings them to a whole new world of fantasies and dreams. They didn’t speak, nor did they laugh. They had their eyes on each other, and each other only.

Reina’s bubbly smile secretly lit the man’s heart on fire as he led Reina gently and softly, never pulling her along, never leaving her behind. Reina followed close behind, confident as she took her every step, never second-guessing herself, never letting her partner down. The man never tries to push her too hard, nor does he try to force himself on her, only to savour every movement they make as they glide across the floor.

In that second, even if the universe comes crashing down among them, it didn’t matter. Nothing else mattered.

#pjo #hoo #Percy Jackson and the Olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percy x annabeth #medieval #anne boleyn #henry viii #Henry Tudor #kings of queens #Heroes of Olympus #The Heroes of Olympus #with great queue comes great need to take a nap‚ wake me up later.

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acespacecadet · 5 years

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These are questions from the Sweetheart ask! Thank you for the ask! (sorry its taken so long for me to answer) I do not mind that you asked a lot of questions, it will give me something to do!

2. What’s the most beautiful song you’ve ever heard in your opinion?

This is so hard to answer! My mind goes to Rainbow by Kesha first so thats what I'm going to say.

3. Hows your heart feeling right now?

It feels fuzzy, like static on a tv. Its the feeling I get whenever I share.

4. What kind of self care is your favorite to do?

I make time for myself and do things like shower, bake, listen to music, watch a movie/binge a show, read a book, do a face mask, and sleep.

5. What’s your skincare routine?

I have pills I take everyday for my acne and then I have two different face washes, one is for the shower the other is for when I wash my face at the sink, then I have two creams I put on my face after I wash it and then I have moisturizer to make sure my skin doesn’t get too dry. So I guess the routine is pill, wash face, use face creams, and moisturize. Sometimes I get lazy and just do a face mask and moisturize.

7. Do you have any stuffed animals?

Yes, I have a lot of them too. I love stuffed animals.

8. Best trip you’ve ever been on?

I got to go to France and England a few years ago and it was such an awesome experience.

9. Favorite thing about your room?

The walls because 12 year old me wanted my mom to try and paint my walls tie dye with blue, green, and purple and it still looks amazing.

10. Opinion on love

Love is good, and I think that love comes about in many different ways through family and friends and pets and all the relationships we have in our lives are important, even if people grow apart.

11. Are you affectionate?

I like to think I am! Once I’m comfortable around someone I become a pretty open book because that’s my way of letting that person know I like them.

12. Who do you look up to?

Oh geez it sounds weird to say Weird Al but I think he is great at what he does and he truly is living his best life and doing what he wants to to and he works hard for it. I look up to Rebecca Sugar because she has created this massive story line with characters that are complex and deep and even though Steven Universe is 5 seasons in it has a story to tell that isn’t over and it still feels fresh to me.

14. Song that makes you happy? How about one that calms you when you’re in a bad place?

So this isn't just one song but listening to light hearted musicals or Weird Al helps me feel happy or at least make me laugh when I'm feeling down.

15. Do you play an instrument?

Not anymore but I did play the clarinet for just a few years.

16. Do you do art? Using what?

I just took a drawing class last semester and I used a pencil for the most part and I think that is my favorite kind of art to do for now.

17. Do you dance? What style of dance?

I love dancing but I wouldn’t say I have a style unless ‘white woman with no sense of rhythm’ is a style of dance. I just dance however I feel like dancing!

20. What’s your hairstyle?

Idk what style you would consider this but I usually wear my hair down like this or in a ponytail. (Face reveal kinda? I put up a selfie once but no one liked it so I deleted lol. Also that’s what I meant by tie dye walls)

21. What weather is most beautiful, in your opinion?

I love warmer days when the sun is out, I think that a clear blue sky is so pretty! And I love when flowers are are in full bloom.

25. Do you have pets? Talk about something sweet about them!

This is Tatters and she just loves taking naps and its so cute when she wants attention because she shoves her head under your hand until you pet her!

30. What’s the most beautiful thing in life, in your opinion?

Even though I think there are a lot of beautiful things in life, friendship is probably one of the most beautiful. I think that being able to have a strong relationship with someone else is great.

32. What instrumental sound is your favorite?

I guess I’d have to say the piano because I think that is sounds so graceful and can make a song sound very moving by just being apart of it.

33. Do you like the sound of wind? What about the sound of rain?

Yes to both but I like the sounds of the real wind and rain, not the digital recreation of wind and rain you can get in an app. Fake rain sounds like tv static to me.

35. What makes you happy?

A lot of things, food, family, pets, music, movies/shows, books, writing, and anything that I think is funny makes me very happy. Honestly sometimes all I need is some alone time, a shower, and sleep to make me happy.

36. Imagine your ideal life, the life you wish to make, what will it look like?

I imagine this everyday. I’m in my 30′s and I live in California in a 5 bedroom, 2 bathroom house that has two floors, the first floor has an open floor plan. One of the bedrooms is on the first floor and I have turned into my creative room where I can write, make art, sew, and make jewelry. The second floor has the other bathroom and 4 bedrooms, one of them is mine, the rest are guest rooms. Outside I have a large yard with a privacy fence and garden where I grow vegetables. I have a job I actually like doing and have enough time to myself to do whatever I want. I eat healthy, work out, and try to get the most out of everyday.

37. Do you wear makeup? If so, what’s your favorite type of makeup or specific makeup product? Favorite store to buy makeup?

I wear makeup sometimes and eye shadow , highlighter, and lipstick are my favorites to wear and I really like Maybelline’s lipsticks. I haven’t figured out what my favorites in the others are. I usually buy stuff from Walmart.

38. Do you wear dresses? If so, what is your favorite dress you own?

Yes I do wear dresses and this-

Is my favorite dress! This is my Belle inspired dress that my mom made for me!

39. Have you ever been heart broken? How do you deal with it?

I haven’t really been heart broken but I know that when I’m down about someone I miss I think of all the good times I had with that person.

40. Who is your closest friend? What do you love about them?

Some of my closest friends are here on tumblr! One is my friend Josh @meadowbro who has a great sense of humor and another is my friend Eileen @calavicciis who has great taste in style.

44. What’s the best song a friend has ever introduced to you?

House of Gold by Twenty One Pilots is a great song a friend introduced to me.

51. Do you feel loved?

Yes, and of course sometimes I feel as though I’m annoying but then I remember that I am annoying but my friends like me despite that.

52. How do you express love to those you care about?

I try to be kind to others and I like to listen when my friends and family talk to me.

55. When is the happiest you’ve ever been?

I was pretty happy as a kid before I had anything to worry about.

58. Do you laugh a lot?

Yes! I love to laugh, almost anything I watch or read should make me laugh at some point.

59. What’s your favorite kind of aesthetic?

I love pastel colors but I also love galaxy things.

65. How kind do you think you are? Is kindness important to you?

I think I'm fairly kind and I think its important to be kind because everyone deserves to be treated in a kind way.

73. Do you like hugs?

Kind of? I don't dislike hugs but I don't hug people super often unless its my family.

79. Have you ever lived in a different country than you currently live in?

Nope! I haven't even lived in a different state before.

87. What did you like most about your childhood, if anything?

Either hanging out with my friends or going to my grandparents house.

88. Do you read a lot? What’s your favorite book?

I used to read a lot but college has sucked the zest out of reading for me. My favorite book is The Knife of Never Letting Go.

89. What are you most nostalgic for at the moment?

Shows I used to watch on PBS like Clifford or Arthur.

90. What’s your favorite personality trait you have?

I think I am patient and I think that being patient with yourself and others is important.

92. When was the last time you truly felt calm, without much of anything to worry about?

Probably when I was in elementary school.

93. Do you worry a lot?

Yes, I tend to stress and worry a lot.

#ellie no stop #ask game #thank you!!!

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rainbowglittr · 3 years

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Love and Marriage - Chapter 14 (Mature, Minors DNI)

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After a loss in the family uncovers a family secret, Jaleia and her husband Jesse are forced to balance one family crisis after another along with their budding careers and their plans to expand their family. Will the pressure to keep everyone else together ruin their own relationship? Can ruined relationships be fixed before it’s too late?

Chapter 14:

I stared at the closet. Which shoes, the rose gold pumps or the beige heels? I looked back at the mirror. My dress was a peachy color and both pairs could go with it. I could ask Jesse but he probably doesn't care. If I wrote the rose gold I would have to sit most of the time or my feet would kill me, but the beige ones where a little more busted up. I couldn't make up my mind.

"Di!" I yelled. She was probably in her room. Sure enough, two seconds later she appeared. Grabbing both pairs of shoes. I turned and faced her.

"Which ones?" I said. She looked at both, circled me once and said,

"The beige, rose gold ones are nice but they are too fancy and clash with your jacket."

"Thanks, beige heels it is." I said. I sat down on the edge of the bed and started putting the beige ones on.

"Where are you going?" Di asked.

"I'm going to my friend Monique's birthday brunch. It's in the city, I don't feel like using public transpo, so your bro is going to drive. Did you want to spend the day in the city?" I looked up at her.

"No thanks mom said she was going to take me to see our potential next house."

"That's nice. The one around the block?"

"Yeah."

"I hope you like it. How are you feeling about selling the house?" I asked as I checked to make sure I had all my things.

"I wish we didn't have to but now all I can think about when I go there is dad dying."

"I'm sorry Di, but you're going to make a lot of new happy memories in the new house. And maybe it will help you remember all of the good ones."

"Yeah I guess." She said. Seeing that I was done she started to walk downstairs with me right behind her.

"Alright Jess, I'm ready!" I yelled. He walked over to me putting his hands on my waist.

"You look beautiful." He said. He took my hand to spin me around. Being in heels I was almost his height. I stood on my toes and kissed his nose.

"You're so cute." He said. He picked up his his keys.

"Di, you going to be alright? We won't be back until like eight." He said as we walked towards the door.

"I'll be with mom, stupid." She said laying on the couch.

"Oh, guess what? We've definitely had sex there. Right where your head is. See you later!" Jesse said. Diana jumped up and screamed while we rushed out the door. I slapped his arm.

"Would you stop terrorizing your sister?" I said as he opened the car door for me. Funnily enough it was a good sign that they were both doing better. If they weren't constantly bothering each other, like all siblings do, it would be extremely concerning.

The car was so hot that I started sweating immediately and was suddenly grateful that Jesse had covers on his leather seats or ny legs would've been on fire.

"She called me stupid."He said sitting down in the driver's seat. I rolled my eyes. I was so glad Jesse didn't mind driving to the City today. I am NOT a New York driver. I can drive just over the border but once you get to Manhattan, that is a completely different beast. But Jesse, having attended NYU for four years, could drive comfortably around the city while I freaked out. He pulled out of the driveway and his hand slipped into mine. We enjoyed the silence for a while, as the air conditioning brought the car to a livable temperature.

Once I got bored of looking out the window, I looked at Jesse. J. Cole blasted through the speakers of the car. He way he would mouth the words to his favorite J. Cole song made me giggle. His face would get serious, his eyebrows crinkling, as he bounced to the beat.

"Stop laughing, this my shit." He said not missing a beat. I laughed harder.

"You rapping is the funniest thing ever!" I said.

"Not as funny as your singing." He said. I gasped.

"Rude! Not everyone was born with an amazing voice. It's not my fault I can't sing. " I said. I crossed my arms.

"I like when you sing."

"Yeah sure."

"I do. "

"You like the sound of animals fighting?"

"That's not what you sound like. "

"Whatever. You should sing more. You used to sing all the time but now I barely ever hear you sing."

"Just haven't been in the mood lately." He said. He looked at little uncomfortable.

"Didn't your dad sing?"

"Yeah, he loved music, I got that from him." A sad smile spread across his face.

"Is that why you haven't felt like singing?" I asked.

"I don't know, Jay, damn!" He snapped, causing me to jump. He sighed and we sat in the awkward silence for a moment, before he took my hand and kissed it.

"I'm sorry, love. I didn't mean to snap at you." He said, squeezing my hand. He glanced at me and then back at the road. I reached across the armrest and kissed his shoulder.

"I know. I know you're still dealing with a lot."

"I still shouldn't snap at you." He said.

"Well, if you wanna make it up to me, there's something you can do."

"What's that?"

"Let's do something crazy tonight, we're in new york, we're young, lets have a little fun."

"Like what?"

"Let's go somewhere after you get out the studio." I said. He chuckled.

"Ugh, really, why don't we just go partying with the twenty-one year olds?"

"What's wrong with a Karaoke bar? It's fun, it's the city that never sleeps, come on lets do it."

"Ugh, there's noting else in this city that you would rather do?"

"Look you're the one that went here for college, what do you think we should do tonight?"

"Go home."

"You are so boring, how is it that you are soo boring sometimes. This is my favorite city and you want to go home? There's so many things we can do. And I know what I want to do, I want to go to a karaoke bar in New York City. Plus you owe me."

"How do I owe you?"

"Oh Imani" I moaned. Making sure I burned a hole in the side of his head. He suddenly shifted in his seat, and after taking a quick, uncomfortable glance at me, said

"You know what? Maybe a Karaoke bar isn't the worst idea."

"Oh, all of a sudden? But I'm serious I want to do something fun. We never do anything spontaneous. Let's go to a karaoke bar after you're done at the studio. You don't have to sing I promise."

"Fine. Are you ever going to let that go?"

"Not even after we're both dead. It's going to be fun, Jess. where's your sense of adventure?"

"You're all the adventure I need."

"Oh Really?"

"Jay, just one day with you is an adveture."

"Well I tire quickly of the same old stuff."

"I know, I love that about you."

"I'm glad, cause I am who I am and I ain't gonna change."

"Well if we're going to a bar, we should just get hella drunk tonight, in the spirit of spotineitity."

"You know I can't drink right now while we're trying to get pregant."

"I'm trying to get you pregnant, I'm not trying to get pregnant."

"Shut up, dumbass."

"You can't drink for just one night?"

"Well, I didn't want to tell you yet but,"

"But what?" He said looking at me. We were in the tunnel and even on a Sunday, the traffic was still bumper to bumper. It wouldn't stay like that for long. I hope.

"But I took a pregnancy test about a week ago and, it was positive, so I took another one, and another one, and another one. And they were all positive and I didn't want to tell you yet cause I didn't want to get you all excited and I didn't want to get too excited because, well you know what happened last time and I just-" Jesse kissed me quickly, he was quiet for a second with a dumbfounded look on his face. I really wasn't going to tell him about it until I had confirmed with the doctor that I was pregnant. I wanted to make sure that I was definitely pregnant before I told him. I also didn't want to get excited and it didn't work out. I just looked at Jesse but I didn't know how to judge his reaction. Finally he turned to face me and took my hand.

"How the HELL did you keep this a secret fom me! You usually cave within in three days!"

"I just really didn't want to get you all excited for nothing."

"Baby, I don't know which is more shocking, you being pregnant or you keeping that from me for a week."

"Well still don't get too excited, I haven't been to the doctor yet to confirm, so it could be a false alarm."

"I don't even care Jay, this is great!" He pulled me close to him and kissed me. I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed him back.

"This is fun and all babe but you better pull up before someone's road rage kicks in. Also, this is the one time I'm not late and I don't want to fuck that up." I said agaisnt his lips. The cars in front of us were pulling off.

"I can't believe you're pregnant." He said, shaking his head, a goofy smile on his face.

"I know. I'm sorry for not telling you but I just wanted to be sure."

"I'm not mad at you for that. I love you!"

"Love you too."

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"Do you need me to pick you up after your brunch?" Jeese asked me as he helped me out the car.

"No, I'm going to need a new outit for tonight."

"Oh God, pease go easy on your credit card." He rolled his eyes. He was leaning against the side of the car as I stood in front of him.

"I will geez, you think after one little out of control shopping incident I don't know how to be responsible with money?" I grabbed my purse from him and put my hand on my hip.

Giving me a look he said, "One, you spent over a thousand dollars in two hours. And two, just ONE incident?"

"Can you let me live, Jess?"

"Fine, are you meeting me at the studio?"

"Yeah, and don't come out looking like a bum, I want to have a fun evening.."

"Baby, it's a Sunday night. How wild can this night get? And what's wrong with what I'm wearing? I look fly as hell. "

"Okay. A Sunday in New York City! Did you even freaking live here Jess? Or maybe you spent too many college years in a buzz to remember."

"I wasn't a big pot smoker." He said. I pretended to take shots.

"Okay, that's enough. You good?" He said.

"Yeah, I'll see you later, love you." I kissed him before walking through the door of the restuarant. I looked aroung the room, searching for the girls. Mo's birthday brunch was at a cute spot, just a few blocks away from Times Square. The restaurant was crazy busy. But I could see in the back corner of the restuarant a group of fabulous chocolate women in pastel. Her theme for her birthday brunch was summer pastels. I didn't know why at the time but looking around, it started to make more sense.

The restaurant itself was beautiful, it had a lot of wooden tables and chairs with gold trim, giving it a very sophisticated yet earthy vibe. All of the napkins and silverware were pastel colors along with the walls. I walked over to the long table where Monique, Mariah, Kiara, Daija, and another one of Mo's friends, Tyra sat. I mentally threw a fit because I was determined not to be the last one to get here. I got halfway to the table before I suddenly realized that I left her birthday present in the car. I didn't think that anybody saw me yet so I turned around, hopefully I could catch Jesse before he was too far away. I was almost at the door when he came rushing in with the gft bag in his hand.

"Jess! Thanks, I forgot."

"Yeah, I was just about to pull off when I saw it in the backseat."

"You are so amazing." I said kissing him on the lips. I took the bag from him.

"See you later."

"See you later, Love." he said walking out the door.

This time I walked straight to the table.

"Happy Birthday Mo" I said. I gave her a hug and handed her the present.

"Thanks, girl!" she said. I went around the table greeting everyone until I took my place next to Kiara. The cool thing about this particular place was that they did brunch family style. Huge bowls of fluffy and cheesy eggs, grits, bacon, waffles, pancakes, fruit and just about every other breakfast food you can think of was placed on the table. A huge pan of fried to perfection chicken was placed in front of us. The waitress walked up to our table to take our drink orders. Everybody except me and Mo ordered some sort of mojito or mimosa drink.

"Wait, girl it's your birthday, you not tryin get a lil' buzz going?" Tyra asked Mo.

"Well, I was waiting for the best time to tell y'all this but," she paused looking around the table as we all got quiet. "I'm pregnant."

"What?"

"Congrats!" we all screamed.

"You know I just wanted to wait a while in case anything happened. We weren't even planning though, I wasn't really thinking about becoming a mom but I guess I got blessed. But I'm two months today. And you know since my mom passed, I really just have you ladies, cause I don't have any siblings and my dad wasn't in my life so it's nice to be able to share with you girls, cause you all are literally all I got. You my fam, I don't have no one else." she said as tears formed in her eyes.

"Aww, we love you, Mo. But absolutely no crying on your birthday" I said, handing her a tissue.

After a few hugs, we started to eat and talk.

"So after this little brunch what's the plan, girl." Daija asked Mo.

"Well me and bae will being doin something later but I don't know what cause he said it was a surprise. But after that Imma just chill I guess"

"Okay, she bouta have some one on one wit her man."

"It aint even like that, though we had to chill out with the freaky deaky stuff."

"Oooooooooh, girl!"

"Oh stop. What's been going on with y'all? and pass them pancakes yo girl eating for two now." Mo said.

"Well, that crazy divorce case I told you about?" Kiara said.

"They finally settled?" Mariah asked.

"No, they need criminal laywers now, they started leaking each others nudes on the internet. They are forty-five years old. " Kiara said.

"Damn. Bitter."

"But real talk he cute or nah?" Daija asked.

"Nah, trust me, I will never unsee that."

"How's it been going with you, Jay?" Mo asked.

"Well I just found out that my monster in law may actually be moving like around the block from us cause she's not keeping the house and she has to have the one that's like five minutes away from us. So." I said.

"Damn she is always going to be at your house." Kiara said.

"I know I can't deal with the amount that I see her now much less when she's going to be a few minutes away from us."

"I've seen a lot of mother in laws with difficult relationships but she hates you."

"Why?"

"I don't know, the day she met me she really didn't like me but to be fair I didn't give off the best impression cause I was so tired from like med school. But everytime after that she really didn't say much to me. It really wasn't until we were engaged that she actually showed me how much she didn't like me."

"That's rough, I would've smacked her by now."

The converstion shifted to Eva and I started thinking. I could not believe that me and Mo were pregnant at the same time. I wanted to say something but because not only did I want her to have her moment, but I wasn't so sure about whether or not this pregnancy would last. But I was excited to have someone going through it with me even though she didn't know it yet.

"Jay, JAY!" Kiara said snapping me back to realtity.

"Oh, sorry what did I miss?" I said.

"We're doing the gifts now, you gonna join us?" Mariah said.

"Sorry, how we doing this?" I asked, I'm sure I did not even hear the last two minutes of conversation.

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After the gift exchange we danced to the live band that had been setting up while we were talking. It was great seeing everyone and just having a good time. It was a really great black owned restaurant that we all agreed we would be coming back to real soon.

"I'll see you girl!" I said to everyone's they left. It was only Mo, and Kiara left at the table now. We were helping Mo take all of her new birthday gifts to her car once her husband got here.

"Did you have a good birthday? I think this one went much better than last year's" I said.

"Yeah just this part alone was great. Last year we really tried to stick it out at that concert but it was horrible. The torrential rain? My hair has never been the same. That is why I chose something INDOORS this year." Mo said, we laughed.

"That was a mess, but we stuck it out. Looking back it wasn't that bad." Kiara said.

"Yeah looking back, but would you want to do that agin?" I said

"Hell no." They both said.

Mo's phone rang. and she answered me and Kiara started talking.

"So, sis what you doing after this?"

"Me and Jess are going to go out after this, so of course I'm going to go shopping. I finally convinced him to go to a karaoke bar. What you getting into?"

"That sounds fun, I gotta head back but I wish I could stay. I know better to leave you shopping by yourself."

"Will no one let that go, it was one time! You should stay, it would be fun for you and Mike to come to the karaoke bar with us."

"It would be fun to make him go...but his mom has babysat the entire week for us, she deserves a break."

"Why does everyone else have normal mother in laws but I have to have the one from hell?"

She laughed.

"He's here guys, thanks for helping me and coming." Mo said, giving us both a hug as best she could with all of the things in our hands.

"Sis, it is no problem at all. And congrats! You going to be the best mama ever."

"Thanks, I'm so nervous about it. I never really wanted kids, I wasn't against it, I just never considered it, really. This was such a surprise, a good one but a real surprise." She said as we walked out the door.

"You're going to be fabulous, girl. Now explain to me how in the world did Jamal manage to find parking in NYC?"

"He didn't, so we kind of have to hurry up." She said.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I walked around Forever21 in Times Square. I had walked here from the brunch place which was only a couple of blocks away. Jesse's studio wasn't far from here either. I had a short black dress in my hand and a longer blue dress and was trying to decide between the two. I went with the blue one and went to the shoe section to find some pumps that would match. I knew it was a little ridiculous to buy a whole new outfit just to go to a bar but I wasnt going to walk around New York at night in peachy colors looking a damn fool. So here I was trying to find something cheap and cute.

It was about six in the evening at this point as I walked around the store. I promised Jesse that I wouldn't go overboard with shopping. I grabbed a few more things and a few for Jesse and I headed to the checkout.

Everytime I came to the city I stopped by the spot where in the middle of Times Square Jesse proposed to me. I loved this city before that, the busy-ness of it all, hustle and bustle, the lights. It was always exciting and there's always something going on in this city. I loved that. Everytime I passed that spot I couldn't help but smile at the memory of him getting down on one knee in the middle of the craziness of the city. So many people find peace in the quiet and in stillness but I've never been that way. I find peace in the loud, the busy, movement, I find peace in the noise. Luckily I married someone who for the most part could understand that.

I sat at one of the little red tables, that I was actually lucky to get in the middle of Times Square. Breathing in all of the fumes, I looked around at all of the lights and people. I loved it here. My phone suddenly started buzzing. Jesse's face lit up the screen.

"Hey Jess," I answered.

"Hey, when you coming by the studio? Do you need me to come pick you up?" He said.

"Nah, These heels are comfortable. I'll just walk."

"No baby don't walk, I'll just come and pick you up."

"It's fine Jess, I'm in Times Square now, it's just like what, 3 blocks aways if I remember correctly."

"Try thirteen blocks away, Love, thirteen."

"Ooohh, I think you might wanna pick me up." I said.

"I think you're thinking of the other studio I used to be at Jay. You've probably only been to this one a few times. I switch between them sometines." I could hear a song playing loudly in the background.

"I really wouldve went to the wrong place. When you coming?"

"I'll leave now, I need a break, are you done shopping?"

"Yeah, I'm just sitting at the place where you proposed to me."

He laughed, I could tell even over the phone that he was smiling. "Okay, what's the damage?"

"I didn't do that bad, Jess I only bought one outfit."

"Annddd?"

"And a couple of other things but seriously its not that bad, you're lucky I only stayed in Sephora for like ten minutes."

"I know what kind of damage you can do in ten minutes Jaleia, and we're talking hundreds of dollars worth. Especially in that store."

"That was one time, Jess, let it go." I could tell he was smirking.

"Whatever, I guess stay there, I'll text you when I'm close but you know the traffic is going to be awful so it'll take me a while, you might want to get something to eat. I'll be at the studio for a while."

"Kay, you want me to get you somehing?"

"Do you have to ask?"

"I know, that was more of a what are you in the mood for question than a do you want something question."

"I could go for chinese."

"We're in New York and all you can think of to eat is chienese food? I dont believe you."

"Well you asked what I wanted. You're acting like I'm not here every day. There's not much I haven't eaten."

"Well your taste is trash."

"Can you just get something to eat? I'm hungry."

"Fine."

"I have a surprise for you."

"What's the surprise?"

"I told you it wouldn't be a surprise. Get the food, I'll pick you up and then we'll talk about the surprise, love you."

"Love you too Jess, even if you're such a tease."

"I'm a tease?" He said sarcastically.

"You're the one who decided it was a great idea to start sexting me during a very important meeting you knew I was in."

"Yeah, that was one of my finest moments."

"Bye."

I hung up the phone. As much as I loved this city the one thing I didn't know was good chinese food here, time to go to google.

>>>>>>>>

"How the hell are baby back ribs, chinese food?"

"You said you wanted it, I didn't say I was going to get it. That's not even your food."

"Let me guess you went to like eight different places and ordered from each place."

"Yeah, I tried not to but it just smelled so good." I said. Jesse gave me a blank look.

"I don't blame you so much for doing it as I blame myself for not preventing it." He said.

I was sitting on the sofa in Jesse's studio. We were eating a combination of everything I managed to order in one hour, which was a lot, we'll have leftovers for the next week for sure. Everything just smelled so good I couldn't make up my mind so I just got everything.

It was now night time and Jesse was finishing up a few tracks that he needed to submit to the label. They didn't have a designated artist at this point. It was just us, because Dre had just left. Jesse hadn't made any mention of the surprise he talked about so I just sat patiently as I could. Which really didn't mean much.

"So Jess, what's the surprise? I've been waiting, you've said nothing, and I can't take it." I said, he turned around his chair and took off his headphones.

"Well in about two weeks I'm going to have a meeting with some of the execs from the label about making my own album."

"What?" I said in disbelief.

"I wanted to know what you think about that."

"Babe are you serious? Of course you should do it, I always thought you should be in front of the mic instead of behind the soundboard or whatever you call it. I thought you weren't in to that sort of thing, did you change your mind?" I said.

"Well it just happened that our conversation in the car did. One of my dad's biggest regrets was never chasing his dreams in music, I was always more comfortable being behind the scenes, you know I don't really like that kind of attention on me. But I thought about it, and I think I'm ready to take the next step to something bigger, like my dad always wanted to but never got the chance."

"I'm excited for you, Jess. They would be crazy not to choose you. I'll support you 100% if this is really what you want to do. If this is your dream I want you to chase it. I told you how many times that you should be on the stage."

"Thanks, but nothing is set in stone yet. and I just want you to know that if I do this I'll be away in L.A. a lot more, I'll be traveling to other places a lot more. I won't be home as much. Are you cool with that?"

"Jess is this something you really want to do?"

"Yeah." He said looking at me.

"Are you sure? Is this something you're willing to do whatever it takes for? Is this something you really want or is it something you just want to try?"

"This is what I really want Jay, it's my time." He said.

I put down my food on the coffee table in front of me. I walked over to Jesse and sat in his lap, facing him, my thighs on top of his. I held his face with my hands.

"Then I want or expect you to go for it. Whatever happens, we'll figure it out. When I went to med school and residency and even now, you never tried to stop me or convince me to do something else with my career because you knew this was my dream. You gave up a lot for our relationship to work while I was in training and I'll never take that for granted. It meant so much to me that you were willing to give up so much for me so that I could succeed. Now it's your turn to shine, and I want you to whatever it takes to make your dreams to come true, even if that means we have to spend a lot more time apart, that's temporary. Do what you need to do, I'll be here. If this is going to make you happy, you better do it. You'll regret the for the rest of your life if you don't." I said.

"I love you." He said, moving his hands behind my back. We kissed and I moved my arms around his neck. I didn't know how sturdy this chair was but I guess were about to find out. I felt his tongue swipe against my lips, I opened my mouth, getting lost in the feeling of our bodies being pressed together, our tongues dancing with each other. Taking a second to breathe in each others mouth I said,

"You taste like chinese food."

"I swear, only you."

"You know who you married." I said as I kissed him again, he leaned back but he must have leaned back a little too far in the chair because we went tumbling out of the chair in a loud crash. I landed on top of him and not even understanding the physics of what just happened, we just laughed.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

We didn't end up going to a karaoke bar that night, by the time Jesse was done with what he was working on we were too tired to go, well he was but I wasn't. It was entirely too late and we had to head back to Jersey. We got home at three in the morning and for some unknown reason, Jesse's mom was waiting in OUR house for us. We walked through the door and saw her alseep on the couch. She woke up as soon as we closed the door.

"Oh, there you guys are." She said as she rubbed her eyes.

"Mom what are you doing here?" Jesse said.

"I was waiting for you guys to get back."

"Why? I think diana could've stayed alone tonight she's sixteen, she's old enough." I said.

"That's not it, Stupid. I wanted to tell you, I'll be your neightbor! That house that I was looking at that was around the corner, rejected my offer for someone who offered more money. But the unlisted house that's just as nice, across the street and down a couple houses was perfect, and they accepted my offer. I'm your new neighbor!"

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something something question meme i picked up from old blog

tagged by: me tagging: whomst ever...

1. What is your name?

“Zelda! Just Zelda! … it’s a bit odd how I don’t have a last name, huh? It’s common where I’m from though certain islands do have people who use last names.”

2. What is your real name?

“… ah? Real name? Heh~? What do you mean by that? I’m still me after all, I’m still Zelda.”

3. Do you know why you were called that?

“My father told that mother loved this name after reading it in a book and wanted to name me that once I was born. He respected her wishes and gave me that name. I can see why she loved it though, I feel pretty attached to this name myself. I don’t see that changing any time soon. Zelda… has a nice, friendly ring to it! Wouldn’t you say so?”

4. Are you single or taken?

“That answer should be clear, no? I’m single! I never really had the chance to even consider dating. I was always looking after Link and focusing on my studies when I lived in the skies. Then… I arrived to the surface and… hm, that doesn’t matter. Right now, I’m adjusting to life here and protecting the Triforce. I don’t mind being single because I feel satisfied enough with this.”

5. Have any abilities or powers?

”Yes! I’m somewhat handing with using a sword! I may not be as good as Link or the other knights but I’d like to think I’m ok enough with sword play! My stamina is nearly endless and I can lift people like Link very easily! Aside from that? That’s pretty much it! None whatsoever. Huh? How am I protecting the power of the gods? … er… best to not think about that one too hard!”

6. Stop being a Mary Sue.

“Huh? A what? Isn’t that a name? Didn’t I just say what my name was? Oh, never mind.”

7. What’s your eye color?

“Not a special color, it’s just blue! It’s a bit on the common side but it varies from island to island.”

8. How about your hair color?

“A total blondie hee hee! I don’t mind being called that it sounds pretty cute to me! Plus, it’s a warm enough color, how can I not like it? Father says that my mother had the same color… it kinda makes me wonder what his hair color was before it became all grey…”

9. Have you any family members?

“Father! My mother passed a long time ago and while there are other family members, I feel like my only family is father. And that’s ok!”

10. Oh? What about pets?

“Hmmm, I think? I’d consider Mia one but she’s more like my father’s remlit. She’s super sweet and very loving!♥ I can’t imagine her being anything otherwise!”

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.

“Just one? That’s a bit hard because we have so many things we don’t like. I’ll give it shot and name at least one thing. Erm, gods, there’s a lot, this is harder than I thought it would be. I guess the number one thing that comes to mind are people who don’t believe in themselves and give up rather than trying their best. Everyone has the potential to do something. Just have faith in yourself. And things will turn out fine!”

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?

“Tons!! Knitting is very relaxing! Not to brag but I can knit some nice sweaters! And I can’t wait once winter comes around because then it means I can finally bundle up with the heavier sweaters I don’t really have too much confidence in this one but I think I’m ok with cooking! I picked up a thing or two whenever I offered to make lunch for Link! It’s relaxing enough and I enjoy it whenever I can cook. Reading will always be my favorite activity! My nose is always in a book and it wouldn’t be farfetched to call me a bookworm. My friends already do, ahaha!! Let’s see… what else… oh! Flying, of course! There’s no better feeling then having your head high up in the clouds and looking down at the world below. I love the skies, I love it more than anything! Though I’ll always prefer to be on the earth looking up to the skies. I do have more but gosh, we’ll be here the whole day if I list all of them!”

13. Ever hurt anyone before?

“A few times, by accident that is! I would never want to hurt anyone intentionally. It’s something I can’t stomach very well just thinking about it. During my adventure down here, I had no choice but to run away from the monsters. I couldn’t hurt any one of them, not because I didn’t want to, but because I couldn’t. I was without a weapon, they’d capture me in an instant if I so much as glance at them. That’s where running comes in handy, hee hee!”

14. Ever….killed anyone before?

“… next question! By the gods that’s such a dreary question! Let’s change the subject, hm?”

15. What kind of animal are you?

“Ah? That was a pretty quick change, though I did ask to change the subject. A bird! I feel like a bird would be the sort of animal that represents me best!”

16. Name your worst habits.

“Hee hee.. well, it’s a little embarrassing to admit to any bad habits but some consider me to bit on the… stubborn side. Once my mind’s made up, it’s almost impossible for me to stop it. I like to see things through the very end, or at least try. Whenever I want to do something that’s a bit more on the risky side there have been people who would stop me. N-not that I’m reckless! I just… wanna protect people I care for. I’d do anything to keep them safe!”

17. Do you look up to anyone at all?

“Mmhmm!! Of course! Impa!! She was an amazing teacher throughout my journey, so wise and imparting a lot of helpful advice. When I first started out, I was a little naive. Now, thanks to her, I feel a bit more mature. Hmm… but considering my last answer, sometimes I do find myself wondering about that.”

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?

“That’s something I never really thought about before. I was too focused on so many things, I rarely gave any attention to romance. I don’t really know but maybe someday I might! And then, I can answer this question as honestly as I can!” (Demisexual for those wondering at home)

19. Do you go to school?

“I was in my last year! I don’t see myself going back anytime soon, however.”

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?

“Would you believe me if I said yes? Not right now, there’s too much for me to do to even consider dating let alone marriage! Who knows what the future will bring me. Having a family of my own though… it sounds nice! Comforting! And it makes me want to work extra hard to make these lands safer for the future generation!”

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?

“Hee hee!! That’s more Karane’s department than mine! She even gets a ton of love letters, it’s always so funny to tease her about this! On the other hand, I don’t think I had any fans, I can’t really imagine I did. See, I was as ordinary as you can get back then. Karane, is an amazing knight and super beautiful. How could she not have a fan club of her own?!”

22. What are you most afraid of?

“Losing my friends. Hurting any more people I care about. Whether or not certain decisions are for the good of others, it still doesn’t make it right or lessen the pain someone might go through when using them for your plans. I can’t do that. Not again. Not ever.”

23. What do you usually wear?

“I don’t mind pants but I prefer skirts and dresses! There’s no reason why aside from me liking how cute they make me feel! I love wearing bright, soft colors like pink or light blue! Colors that feel warm and refreshing to me, you know? Sometimes I do change things up a bit and wear darker colors. Ah! I also love wearing bracelets or necklaces, I don’t like going overboard with jewelry.”

24. Do you love someone?

“What a funny question, of course I do! Some might even say I’m too loving to everyone around me. And I guess myself too! There’s nothing wrong with self-love, be kind to yourself!!”

25. When was the last time you wet yourself?

“Eh? What…? What’s with this question?! That’s not very nice to ask you know.”

26. Well, it’s not over yet!

“Huh… it isn’t? Whew, this is getting long, don’t you think?”

27. What class are you?(High class, middle class, low class)

“Middle class. Sheesh… high class? That’s something I don’t think will ever happen to me. Hopefully to my family ages from now. Oh, but I’m getting ahead of myself there hee hee!”

28. How many friends do you have?

“A ton? I can’t really give you a good enough answer for this one, or a certain number. Aside from that: a ton!”

29. What are your thoughts on pie?

“I love it! All the better if it’s pumpkin pie!”

30. Favorite drink?

“I like sweet things, mostly! Tea with cubes of sugar! Fruit juices! Of course, nothing beats water!”

31. What’s your favorite place?

“That’s a no brainer! Every inch of the surface, I adore! Wherever my feet takes me will always be my favorite place! With how big this place is, there’s no way I can just pick one spot and leave it at that. I love this land, all of it.”

32. Are you interested in someone~

“Hmmmm? Why~? Are you asking for some reason I don’t know about? Oh, don’t tell me! You’re interested in me?! …Ha, I’m kidding of course! There’s no one that comes to mind.”

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?

“Hey, hey, hey!! This question is not very appropriate to ask! Do you know how rude it is to ask someone this?! It’s too personal for many and they don’t owe you an answer to this one! Much like how I don’t owe you an answer! Hmph!!”

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

“I’d like to say lake, I’ve seen a lot around here and on Skyloft. I haven’t seen the ocean yet, I want to! Maybe I’ll like the ocean better than the lake!”

35. What’s your type?

“My type? That’s tricky. Hm… persistent kind of people? I think…? What I’m trying to say here is that I like people who have a lot of courage! Believing that everything will be alright in the end! I think…”

36. Any fetishes?

“… moving on…”

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or Submissive?

“Didn’t you listen to a word I said? Do I have to give you another lecture?! Do you actually enjoy getting scolded by people?! Geez, you remind me a little too much of another certain someone who doesn’t listen to my scoldings.”

38. Camping or indoors?

“I don’t want to answer after your last questions but to make things end quick: both.”

39. Are you wanting the quiz to end?

“Yes!! Hmph!!”

40. Now it’s over! Tag five people: take it... pls..

#this bitch is 39 questions i can't just put this big ass post on dash #something ic to get warmed up for later writings ;v;#dash games.#about.#ic.#god... writing zel is fun as always.... love this funk hylian....

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Psycho-pass Movie Novel Chapter 4 - Final Part

Sorry, sorry, sorry for making you wait for so long, it may take me some time but I’ve not stopped working on Psycho-pass novels at all. Two jobs and a family are not easy to handle. Anyway, here we are with the final part of chapter 4.

As always, the sentences in italics are the characters thoughts.

The line of vehicles had been arranged in a huge elevator as it was. It didn’t give the sense of being on the top of a building, that huge elevator. Large as a soccer ground, it was climbing steeply the city tower, heart of Shambala Float. When the elevator came to a stop with a loud sound, the top floors of the city tower opened up to the eye with their magnificent view. The sky gardens of Krita Yuga. A lot of green — not artificial, but real plants growing everywhere. One could tell at first sight they were real because of the taste of the refreshing air.

In the pictures: the huge elevator and the sky gardens of Krita Yuga.

The rest after the cut…

Positioned across the large courtyard, the Chairman’s official residence was a compromise between the colonial style and a medieval palace. Got off the car, Tsunemori’s group stepped into the Chairman’s official residence. Rather than human soldiers, security drones made in Japan were overwhelmingly larger in number. Under Nicholas’ guidance, she advanced all the way to a special parlor.

“Excuse me”

Walking through a thick door made of the best mahogany wood, she stepped firmly onto a luxury carpet.

Chuan Han, the SEAUn’s Chairman, was already sitting at the head of the table far from the entrance.

“I am Tsunemori Akane, Inspector at the Japanese Ministry of Welfare’s Public Safety Bureau”

“I am Chuan Han”

Han went to offer his hand to Tsunemori who was standing up. She answered with a rather unconvinced smile.

“Surely I didn’t think that the Chairman would have met me personally”

“The thing is that I am very interested in you”

“Ah…”

Han sat down. Then, he invited Tsunemori to take a sit too.

A dictator, leader of the military clan — . Though she had been told so, she hadn’t realized straight away*. An intelligent elderly man, well-trained for his age and dressed in a custom-made suit that really suited him.

“Our Shambala Float. How is it? I would really like to hear your impressions as an inspector from Japan, birthplace of the Sibyl System”

“I think that even with limited machineries and materials, you’re searching for the best way. However, you still have many things left to do…”

“Ah ah ah, this is harsh”

Han laughed in a businesslike manner.

“…this time, I’ve been told I can receive your help in the international investigation?”

“The man you’re after, I heard he’s a terrorist who’s supporting the guerrilla, isn’t it?”

— the fugitive Kougami Shinya.

“…we have such a suspicion but…”

“About the measures against guerrilla in this country, I simply want to repress it. I don’t call that an investigation”

Even while laughing, Han was intimidating her with an inner glow in his eyes.

However, Tsunemori also stared back at him without flinching.

“Won’t I receive help?”

“…of course you will, you’ll receive unstinting aid. Only, the situation of this country and even its foundation are different with the ones of your country. I hope I can get your understanding at least on that”

“…I understand”

“In case you go out of this special district of Shambala and visit the key facilities, always act together with the guard that’s been arranged here”

“Together…with the guard?”

“Is it a nuisance?”

“No…”

Han looked towards Nicholas,

“I’m counting on you. Treat her right”

“Leave it to me”

It had been arranged that Tsunemori would stay in the residence for foreign important guests located in a corner of Krita Yuga’s sky gardens. Despite its name of vip guest house, hers wasn’t a place where people with a status of heads of state or ministers stayed for the night, but a relatively modest sleeping quarters for the retinue. RELATIVELY MODEST* — . And yet, it was doubtlessly the same class one could find in the suites of first category hotels. A loft structure built in a cottage-style mainly made of grained wood. She could enjoy the city view from the big windows.

The self-moving suitcase had reached the room first.

“Open case”

At Tsunemori’s words, the suitcase opened on its own.

The contents were scarce, the bare minimum. However, Tsunemori noticed a pouch she didn’t remember placing inside that case and let out a doubtful “mm?”. When she picked it up to examine it, she saw it was accompanied by a card with Karanomori Shion’s kiss mark.

On the card, the sentence “open it if you’re in trouble”.

“Geez, Shion-san…”

She appropriately took off her shoes and clothes and lied down on the bed.

“Ha…”

Tsunemori opened the documents she had previously prepared in Japan on her portable terminal. Visual and written data got displayed one by one on the holographic monitor.

— Chuan Han. Former General of the Army. The Shogun leading the military which has fought for the hegemony on the union.

He gained the support of Japanese Government on condition that he created a special district governed by Sibyl within SEAUn’s territory and overwhelmed the rival powers. He founded the newborn Parliament.

However, the voice opposing to the political power obtained through the military force hasn’t stopped, and the situation within the territory is unstable as ever. Even in the special district of the maritime Shambala Float, the arrangements for a strict defense are ongoing by means of a collection of unmanned weapons…

The terrorist group who entered Japan illegally…after all, I guess they are members of the antigovernment guerrilla. Han’s power base lies just in the Japanese Government’s support. The distant Sibyl System is the one supporting Shambala Float. Military drones. So, has Tōkyō become a target of retaliation terrorism…?

At that moment, the room interphone announced a visitor.

“Excuse me, may I come in?”

“Ah, yes”

A young girl dressed in modest maid clothing stepped into the room. She must have been around 14 years old, right? A healthy brown skin and lovely round eyes. She was wearing that collar showing she was a latent criminal.

“I am honored to look after you. My name is Nyan Yō. If you need anything, I’m at your service”

“I am glad to meet you too”

“I can surely arrange your meal immediately. I don’t have to care about access restriction so, if you let me link to your portable terminal, I also shall be able to receive your order through that. Even late at night me or my coworkers will meet your requests. Besides, I was told by Nicholas-sama that in case you go out, as long as it’s a building classified as restricted or ‘the other side of the bridge’, there is no problem even if you move by yourself, Tsunemori-sama”

“I see”

“As the restriction on buying and selling of alcoholic products is going to start in a week thanks to the System’s influence, if you want to try some this is the right time. For the time being, you can control entirely the room features with the touch panel on your bedside table. If you need a holo avatar…”

“Well…”

“Yes?”

“It’s a personal question so, is it right for you?”

“If I can answer…”

“This…life you’re leading at ‘Shambala’, is it happy?”

After smiling in a slight melancholic way, Yō answered.

“…of course”

“But, that collar… it must be a menace for you. In the worst case it could even take away your life*”

“If I can keep my psycho-pass stable enough I will be safe, isn’t it so?”

“…I’m sorry. Manners here are different from Japan’s, I can’t get used to it no matter what…”

“No, don’t apologize like this…”

“Does it mean that you approve a domination by means of Sibyl System? Even if it was that collar?”

“The inhabitants of this island, every one of them is really thankful to Chairman Han who introduced the Sibyl System”

“…”

“…not so long ago, there were no safe places everywhere in this country”

Night came on. The real investigation activity would have been tomorrow. Tsunemori had decided to eat dinner in the busy quarters of Dvapara Yuga lower stories. The bustling streets extended outwards from the base of the city tower. That was the place for middle class citizens with good hue and psycho-pass rather that for the wealthy class. It wasn’t as much a mess as the ‘outside’ of the city on the water but it was rather disorderly.

Tsunemori let her guard down if only just a little at the night view of the new refreshing country. Even the huge images casted by the Japan-made hologram devices had a rich exotic charm and the religious mood was quite strong. A combined atmosphere of labyrinths and a lot of towers — the lower story was like encircled by walls. Even though it should have been a cramped space, the view of the holograms was open and distorted the sense of distance.

She roamed absent-mindedly around the bustling streets.

What a hot country — .

The hot air of the daytime still remained on the floor surface of the mega-float. She wiped lightly the sweat formed on her forehead and entered a street with stalls all lined up. There were some stalls selling food and others selling small furniture and accessories.

Tsunemori didn’t enter a restaurant but an eatery with a cheap appearance. She mingled with the local people and ate South-eastern Asia’s typical dishes. A Vietnamese spring roll* made of shrimps and vegetables. A salad with coriander and an acidic dressing. Curry with chicken and potatoes. The curry had a taste different from the Japanese one, the red pepper paste and coconut milk had been dosed with just the right balance. Even if she was tired, that dish tasted like she could eat as much as she liked.

— this heat makes me thirsty.

The sweaty shirt was sticking to Tsunemori’s skin. As in the upper stories the air conditioning was impeccable, it was not probable that this sensation could be tasted there.

Tsunemori, who had finished her meal, bought a bottled beer at a stall. She was slightly surprised because the old man of the stall used an anachronistic unfamiliar utensil called ‘bottle opener’. There was a small park on an elevated ground that allowed to look down on the bustling streets, Tsunemori leaned against a railing there and drank directly from the bottle. A cold beer. The carbon dioxide fizzed in her throat and a refreshing taste popped inside the chest.

“…”

May I have gotten drunk — ? Tsunemori looked at the ghosts*.

Kagari Shusei, Masaoka Tomomi, Funehara Yuki had gathered around her before she could notice it. Everyone sent to Tsunemori an affectionate glance that seemed to ask her ‘Are you well?’ ‘Are you happy?’

If Kougami Shinya was here, things would be completely like in the past— .

(ah…that’s right)

— maybe in my subconscious I was comparing the Division 1 I had been initially assigned to with the present Division 1.

A good team. The Division 1 from the times Tsunemori was still a newbie. Even now, somewhere deep in her heart, the feeling that they were the best team at those days was still remaining. Even after the Makishima case had been solved, she couldn’t get rid of that feeling. If Kougami, Kagari or Masaoka teamed up with the present Ginoza become an enforcer, what kind of job would have they done?

“That’s not good…isn’t it?”

Unintentionally, I can’t but think about things fallen apart.

Livening up, she swallowed the remained beer.

NOTES TO TRANSLATION:

*Though she had been told so, she hadn’t realized straight away: a little explanation of this sentence cause it may sound not clear. In Akane’s mind, Han’s interest for her doesn’t make sense. Why should a politician, leader of the country, dictator, etc., be interested in a common woman like her? At that moment, she doesn’t understand the reason and smiles unconvinced. Then Has tells her that he wanna hear her opinion about Shambala…well, there may be other reasons to be interested in her. After all he is one of the brains of Sibyl, but we can only make suppositions about it.

*RELATIVELY MODEST: I guess that after 4 chapters you already know why it’s written in capital letters. Same reason of all the other parts: in the book this sentence is written with dots above the kanjis.

*it could even take away your life: I’d like to point out this sentence in the text. Instead of using the verb 殺す (to kill), the author used the verb 命を奪うtake away your life (literally to steal your life). I like to think (but it’s just my personal thought) that it is a way to underline how Akane is always attentive to life and how she keeps it as precious, as her grandma used to say to her.

*Vietnamese spring roll: in Japanese namaharumaki (生春巻き), in Vietnamite it’s called Ram. Ram is always made from whole shell-on shrimp or chopped deshelled shrimp and some green onion, wrapped in rice paper and deep fried. Ram, like most specialty food items from central Vietnam, are not widely available in Vietnamese restaurant overseas. (from Wikipedia).

* ghosts: the word used in the Japanese text is 幻 (まぼろし) that means both ghost/ phantom and illusion/vision/dream. Both of the meaning are really fit for the situation.

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Here’s the 3rd Ch of this AU. This chapter came little bit late because of my job. Thank you for checking it out~ Link of Fanfiction.net

Nick : Previously on Zoomorphia!

Judy : Zootopia, a modern civilized city populated by all kinds of mammals, is threatened by mysterious mammal-like monsters, Savage; therefore, Savage Control Unit or SCU was formed in order to exterminate those monsters, still... the team alone isn’t enough if you ask me.

Nick : When wild Savages appeared, we changed into Hybrid to save the day. Last time, we even got a chance to use Police form which has a pistol to shoot down the monsters and a vehicle for chasing.

Judy : Currently, there are new missing mammal cases and night howler cases. Oh! Besides, it seems we’re lucky that we weren’t punished anymore.

Nick : If you called a light duty a punishment, I would be glad to receive it.

Judy : Don’t be down in the dumps, Nick. You look cool when you’re in action.

Nick : If so, I don’t mind get some action, Carrots.

Judy : That’s a spirit! Wait, what!?

Nick : Now the Chapter 3!

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“-You’re under arrest for Midnicampum holicithias trafficking.” In the night, Senior officer Judy Hopps locked a gray fox tod’s arm behind his back, pressing him against a wall of alley. “You should dub it ‘Night howler’, Carrots. It’d save us time.” Her partner, Senior officer Nick Wilde, advised. They were capturing an illicit night howler dealer.

The criminal fox in denim clothes was alarmed by a smaller mammal. He could not escape bunny cop’s grasp no matter how hard he struggled. “How can you betray your own kind? Aren’t you a fox too?” He asked the fox cop. “And a real handsome one” Nick, smirking, self praised. The trafficker’s face flamed with anger as he insulted the red fox. “You filthy son of a-Ouch!!”

“Don’t you dare address my partner like that!” Doe squeezed the speckled coated fox’s wrist. Nick stuck his tongue out at the grey tod.

The partner thought this week would be simple, just handling illegal night howler trade which occurred sporadically. However, they were wrong...

“Now… not only mammals in nearby towns went missing but also citizens of Zootopia...” Chief Bogo the Cape buffalo informed sternly at the podium. He pointed at a push pin-pocked Zootopia map that was covered in photos of missing mammals. “There’re 8 missing mammal cases so far. This must be some gangs’ doing, yet nothing can be concluded. Today, we have victims’ family or associates here in ZPD. They’re willing to give us info which can be useful for cases. I will arrange interviews. Meanwhile, whoever doesn’t have an urgent matter, look up the overall cases.” He exited the bullpen.

Every officer seemed serious in equal manner. Some left the room to perform their tasks. Fox and rabbit cops got off a chair, walking up to the map. “This moose… have I met him before?” Judy was staring at a picture of a dark brown slim bull. “Yeah! I definitely have seen him before! At the diner in Savanna Central!” She remembered the moose she saw few days ago when she had a lunch with Clawhauser, Fangmeyer and Nick. “Civilian has gone missing right under our noses… scary...” Tod remarked.

The other officer came to scrutinize the map. “Can it be…?” The male bengal tiger scowled. His expression concerned doe. “What’s wrong, Jackson?” She inquired. “Na- na- Nothing-” Jackson Rajah, the bengal tiger ZPD officer, stuttered. “By the way, how is Fangmeyer?” He changed the subject, talking about Jasmine Fangmeyer the bengal tigress transferred to special unit, SCU . “Jasmine? Little bit tired from Savage hunt but she’s fine. She’s just visited ZPD recently. Didn’t you meet her?” Bunny’s question caused tiger speechless. He mumbled something and before she could catch anything-

“Hopps, Wilde, follow me. One of the victims’ family is ready for interview.” Bogo opened a door and called for the duo. “Let’s go, Carrots.” Said Nick, buttoning his uniform collar for neatness. “See ya later, Jackson.” Judy bid farewell. “Take care.” Rajah waved his paw goodbye. The partner walked out the room.

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“Tadashi Hamada, 21-year old raccoon dog, a student at Zootopia Institute of Technology, has been missing for a week. Last time you saw him, he was working on his project at his campus, correct, Ms. Hamada?” Nick, holding a report, reviewed the case to two tanukis sitting opposite to the duo in an interview room.

“Yes” Cass Hamada, tanuki in mid-thirties, dressing in a short sleeved v-neck and a pair of capris, topped off with a silver-turquoise necklace, confirmed. “Please officers… My nephew is a good kit, an honor student. He would never just disappear.” Her voice quavered a moment.

“Tadashi’s bike was left nearby his lab! He absolutely didn’t run away!” Hiro Hamada, a 14-year old tanuki, wearing casual clothes and blue hoodie, spoke up.

“We believe you, Hiro.” Judy ambled towards civilians. “We will find him. I promise.” She clasped both tanukis’ one paw. Nick, pursing his lips, knew well… Again... She didn’t make a promise just to soothe the family but she genuinely believed they will find Tadashi and bring him home . In the past three years, notwithstanding how remarkable the doe is, the tod had witnessed she got hurt because she believed too much… The moment one’s hope crumbles is undeniably painful…

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A wolf security guard was stationed at the gate of Cliffside Asylum, being on the lookout. Ever since a group of juveniles annoyed the canine and Savage appeared there, the place had been peaceful and calm.

“Good afternoon~ How’re ya doing?” A jolly male voice broke the silence. The guard’s jaw dropped once seeing who was the voice owner. “O-O-Officer N-Ni-Nick Wilde!?” Wolf stammered from excitement of meeting a semi-celebrity, Nick Wilde, the first and only one ZPD officer.

“Am I bothering you?” Fox approached the other canine. “No! O-Of course not, sir! Wh-What brings you here?” The guard was still nervous. “I just happen to be around here, so I pay a visit.” Nick behaved friendly in order to put the wolf at ease. Nonetheless, his words increased the wolf’s agitation. “You… come to see me?” Stunned, wolf wondered.

“Thanks for cooperation last week~ Y’know, contacting SCU when Savage showed up~” The fox gesticulated, attempting to elucidate his appreciation. “My great pleasure to help, sir.” Wolf smiled slightly. “Sorry that you had to experience a mess.” Tod expressed sympathy. “It’s okay, sir. Actually, nothing has happened much around here, so a little bit excitement is kinda nice.” Guard giggled.

As wolf’s guard was lowered down, a raccoon ran past the gate. “What?” Wolf took time to register what had just passed the gate. “Oh no! Halt!” Wolf guard snapped out, about to follow the intruder. “I’ll chase him. You stay here.” Fox officer touched wolf’s elbow softly to detain the guard then he dashed off. “You’re sure? I gonna call reinforcement!” Wolf held a phone, pressing the number. Tod about-turned, ran backward and yelled. “No! Stay there! Don’t let anyone else come in! And better not tell anybody cuz if they learn how you let a lad passing through, you’ll be in trouble!” He made the guard realize that the intruder was able to pass through the gate because the wolf solely focused on the fox celebrity, thereby neglecting guard’s duty. Wolf guard nodded, putting down the phone. Nick gave the thumbs up then turned back, speeding up towards a building.

Inside the Cliffside Asylum building, Jim Tuck the teenage raccoon in black jacket and yellow t-shirt began to explore a ruined story, sneaking around mutely not to draw anything’s attention to himself. However, something patted his shoulder, startling the raccoon. He stepped away hastily.

“Cool down kid~ Don’t start treasure hunting without me.” Nick raised both paws, gesturing he meant no harm. “Geez… Do you really have to tail along?” Jim’s heart still beat fast. He was losing patience with the fox police officer’s waggishness.

“I thought we’ve approved this plan. If you leave here alone, guard will at the very least try to capture you. I guarantee it won’t end pretty~” Nick emphasized on the ‘at the very least’ part. He continued explaining. “But if you walk out with me, pretending you get caught by police...” Tod quieted down, wanting Jim to say how situation would play out. “I will obtain flash drive and simply get away. Okay, fine, argh.” The raccoon grunted. “Exactly~ Let’s roll~” Fox clapped his paws.

Since the only legit entrance of Cliffside Asylum is through the front gate, Nick had done his homework, studying each guard’s behavior and their shifts; thus, he came up with the plan to enter the building during a shift of one particular guard who is a wolf and a sucker for bigwigs. Fox plotted to distract the guard while Jim trespassing on property and then Nick would go after. When the raccoon achieved the goal, the fox would lead him out and lie to the guard that he arrested the teen and took him to ZPD but actually would drop Jim off somewhere else. This is the plan Nick and Jim agreed upon.

Whilst Jim flashed the light in left paw and rifled through a crumbled laboratory, desk to desk, Nick investigated deftly in a dim area owing to his night vision. He came across the wreckage of devices scattering all over the floor, broken black metal pieces , maroon handle-like sticks, sliver syringes and purple half spheres. He immediately recognized the parts… MidniDriver… but in various sizes, from large enough for bear to small enough for tiny otter. Furthermore, he discovered a burnt paper sheet, picking it up to read.

MidniDriver project It seemed to be a hard copy about MidniDriver. Nick skimmed through it. The main idea was...

Binary bridge system is developed for connecting two users’ belts. MidniDriver requires apperception, instinct and blood of predators but the main body must be preys. MidniDriver application purely on predators can cause critical side-effects because the core of device is-

This was as far as tod can read. The rest was gone. He interpreted that basically MidniDriver places the predator’s software in the prey’s hardware, yet Nick pondered. But back then... Carrots and I transformed into- His recall was interfered when Jim appealed for assistance.

“Wilde. Little help here.” The raccoon strove to pull out a jammed desk drawer. Fox folded the paper and kept it in his pocket. He neared Jim, assisting him. “On the count of three. One, two, three!” They tugged the drawer open together under Nick’s signal. Fox slipped, bumping his button against the floor full of concrete fragments. “Ow~” He, gazing down, touched his bum gently.

“Found it.” Jim whisper-shouted, lifting a thumb-sized flash drive from the drawer. “So this is what you’ve been searching for.” Nick arose then snatched the flash drive from Jim’s paw. “Hey! Give it back!” Jim reached to retrieve flash drive but Nick dodged before the raccoon could lay a finger on the object. “Gimme dang thing!” Jim repeatedly attempted to regain possession as Nick could dodge every time. Fox’s ears flicked, responding to a noise from the hallway. Jim flashed the light at Nick’s face, intending to catch him off guard. Tod threw the flash drive away, which raccoon did not predict. Jim released the grip, going after the thrown object flying to the hallway.

“Nice throw, Slick~” Rabbit police officer caught the flash drive, shocking the raccoon who froze still. “Nice catch, Carrots~” Fox officer strutted past the raccoon. “How can you get in?” He advanced towards his partner. “Well, I deceived a guard that you contacted me for support, so I can enter here, no sweat.” Judy answered, tossing the flash drive up and seized it when it fell down. “Sly bunny~” He opined. “Clever fox~” She complimented, inserting the object into trousers’ back pocket.

“What’s the meaning of this!? Did you trick me!?” Jim bellowed, ignoring the circumstance he might disturb the threats in this place. He connected the dots, comprehending that Fox offered to assist just for learning what he schemed to steal and confiscating it in the process.

The duo’s eyes met. Both thereupon laughed. “It’s called a hustle, sweetheart.” They stated simultaneously, smirking at Jim, making him retort. “You dirty-”

The roar drowned out other noises. Three mammals were able to identify the source of horrendous cry. “Time’s up! We must leave now!” Nick told Jim. Although the pair should skedaddle right away, citizen’s safety is priority. They had to make sure Jim fled securely. Besides, the raccoon was a minor. It would be too cruel to abandon him. “My flash drive!” The teen persisted in reclaiming. “Beat it!” Judy commanded. Tod dragged raccoon, saving him from an ambush. Couples of orbs glowed in the dark...

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“Are they alright?” The wolf guard worried about two officers who accessed Cliffside Asylum to pursue the criminal. Next, he felt déjà vu, ears perking up to catch the scream from the building, rotating to glance at mammals running. The guard did not even behold what they were escaping from but wolf had scrammed.

Three of them managed to get out of the asylum. Nevertheless, the trio of little Savages kept chasing them. “That way!” Judy directed Jim to the other way. “Noted” This time, he consented to follow her order readily, veering off, departing the place.

“That was rather easy.” Nick raised eyebrows. He assumed it should be harder to cast the young raccoon out. The duo slackened their pace to a stop, swiveling to face the monsters, a scurry of purple flying squirrels which possessed 2 compound eyes, insect mandibles for mouth and feet resembling beetle claws. “Ready, partner?�� Judy brought out MidniDriver, an arm-sized black morpher with silver syringe on the left and maroon motorcycle handle on the right. “Hang on!" Nick endeavored to draw out the device hidden in his pants. “Quick!” She rushed him. “This thing’s so big! How can you carry it with ya like all the time!?” Tod finally drew out the morpher successfully. “I have my own method.” Doe replied sincerely.

Bunny and fox put on MidniDriver . He pulled the syringe that was retracted mechanically. “ DRAW BLOOD ” Blood flowed into his syringe then it teleported into the syringe of Judy’s device. She pressed the syringe which sprang out on its own, “ INJECT ” injecting fox blood to herself. Nick flopped standing up, lying unconsciously on the ground.

“Transform!” Judy sprinted forth, twisting the handle anticlockwise. “ IGNITE ” Device’s handle whirled back after she let it go. MidniDriver released purple steam, followed by the scorching purple mist explosion. A flamingo red bio-armored blend of rabbit and fox, Hybrid, emerged from a haze.

The lustrous metallic doe, added fox’s tail and fang pattern on muzzle part of helmet, in Nick’s casual clothes color scheme barreled towards the monsters. They leapt, spread their patagia and soared into the air. Hybrid halted, watching out for Savages’ next move, seeing that they were gliding around the twosome. Nick and Judy perceived well that they can only combat at close range in a current form, Hustler form; hence he proposed. “Shall we shoot ‘em with a bow?”

“Great idea.” Judy was going to grasp the maroon handle. One Savage dove to pounce on Hybrid ’s right shoulder joint. Slipping, the doe swept a squirrel off. It flew away while others swooped on Hybrid from behind, causing the pair to stumble.

“These little fella are fast!” Tod exclaimed. He swing a fist. However, the monsters took flight before the fist hit them. One ascended, nibbling rabbit ear. Hybrid was not hurt. The ears appear soft and flexible, yet hard and strong like steel. Doe shook the small monster off. The rest of scurry crashed into flamingo occiput. Hybrid almost tumbled.

Albeit squirrel Savage s barely did any damages, their celerity really irritate the duo. Protracting claws, Hybrid gyrated to scratch the monsters. They missed. Judy’s eyes locked at one Savage which glided towards insensible fox officer. “Carrots!” Nick alerted. Judy pushed the syringe. “ ACTIVATE ” Hybrid hared off, overtaking the squirrel. She crouched down over tod’s body to protect him. “Eek! Feral bun bun gonna eat me!!” Nick imitated girl voice poorly. “Hush!” The doe concentrated on the monsters wheeling around above the pair. Both bid their time patiently.

Savage s charged at Hybrid . At that instant they sensed monsters’ presence close by, Hybrid bounced up, spinning in mid-air, stretching out to clutch two squirrels with both paws and stab another squirrel with sharp left toenails. Two Savages deceased as soon as the claws impaled them, force crushing their bones. Duo landed on feet next to fox body. Left foot scraped against the floor, injuring the last squirrel monster worse. They all vaporized, ceasing to exist.

“Yet another victory~” Nick announced delightedly but Judy asserted differently. “Not yet… The roar we heard previously doesn’t belong to any of these-” The same roar as before interrupted the doe.

Savage , four-eyed purple kangaroo with an extra pair of folded limbs at flanks, came out of the building. It bounded ahead as Hybrid strode over fox’s body then approached a huge marsupial determinedly. Judy hopped and kicked the monster whilst it stood on tail to shove its opponent away with feet. Both sides moved back, still Savage moved farther than Hybrid did. The pair backflipped before landing safely. Kangaroo overleapt. Hybrid jumped to the monster, aiming to strike it in mid-air.

However, Savage extended its extra arms, flapping membrane wings. “What!” Fox and bunny cried out. Their punch failed to hit because kangaroo shifted upward. The four-eyed monster drop-kicked Hybrid. The duo descended to the ground.

“Ouchies, I call in sick tomorrow.” Nick whined. “It’s my body that got attacked, plus this doesn’t even hurt. It’ll scarcely affect ya.” Judy countered. They observed kangaroo beating its wings, rising higher and higher, beyond 6 stories.

“You know what they say. The higher they rise~” Tod uttered “The harder they fall.” Doe completed the clause. Hybrid performed a kip-up, stooping down, twisting Midnidriver ’s handle anticlockwise. “ CRITICAL BREAK ” Hybrid skied aloft, reaching Savage instantaneously at 75 feet above ground. “Did you know? Rabbits can jump as high as the moon.” The united twosome quizzed. Hybrid span from left to right, body in a horizontal position. Leg shin smote the monster. Kangaroo plummeted to earth.

Hybrid plunged to the floor majestically, standing upright, viewing Savage vaporizing. “Mission accomplished!” Nick lifted a closed left paw. “Mission accomplished” Judy tapped the left fist with the right, sort of like Hybrid fist-bumped oneself

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Jim Tuck managed to withdraw from Cliffside Asylum. “I understand! I messed up.” He was later arguing with an eurasian brown bear who had a prosthetic right arm. They were surrounded by intimidating mammals in a gloomy room. “Darn right, Jimmy. The flash drive is now in the police paw. Slim chance we gonna acquire it.” The bear signaled his underling. Full grown opossum seized raccoon’s wrist. “Wait, John!” Jim hollered the bear’s name. “It’s Mr. Silver to you!” Opossum shouted at raccoon.

“Mr. Silver. Yes, you may be right but I have something you might want more.” What Jim said interested John Silver the bear. He waved his paw, telling opossum to unpaw the teen, which opossum did so. Jim rubbed his own wrist, discerning no injury; therefore, he moved on, bringing out something underneath his hoodie jacket. He laid it on nearby table. Other mammals ,including John, goggled at it, a sealed test tube of purple liquid. Jim stole the chemicals secretly from the same drawer before he found the flash drive.

“Deal’s done. Let my brothers go.” Raccoon demanded. Bear gave his underlings a look. They nodded. A few mammals grabbed hold of raccoon. “Hey! Let go of me!” Jim wriggled, yet it was futile. “The thing is… I’m thinking about extending our contract.” John Silver the bear grinned.

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#zootopia #zootopia au #zootopia tokusatsu au #fiction #zoomorphia

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pavanblazze · 4 years

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Chapter 3: Sabrina Heather

The alarm beeped at 7 am in the morning and I was still curled up within the sheets with all my pillows sorting themselves out around the contours of my body. “Mmmm...ughhh... I hate Humpday mornings.”, I stretched out my arms and legs kicking out the tiny pillows below my feet. The light was trying to get to me slipping through the blinds illuminating the most unladylike apartment in the neighborhood. I step out of the bed and the floor was littered with cashmere and Kashmere. Oh, Kashmere is the name of my cat, a stubby block spotted white Persian cat. It was shorter for its breed, but I named him when I found him at a cat shelter while I wore a white sweater. I moved him out of the way with my foot elegantly like the lady I am and finally head in front of the sink in my pink silky pajamas with flamingos on them. I grab my neon orange toothbrush and start to brush my teeth and my eyes gradually open finally able to perceive the surroundings.

“Oh my god, its 7:30 already?!!” I run into the bathroom for a quick shower and finally put on my work attire and drive to work on the snowy road. I switch on the radio and it tells me about the parade for Christmas in the city and that the roads are blocked. “Great,” I said to myself and taking a turn from a detour board on my usual route and use my fighter pilot like videogame skills to keep my tires from skidding off the snowy road. I park the car at the corner of the road and run into the second floor of the building why, because the goddamn elevator is always out of order. I barely made it to work at 8:29 am and walk to my cubicle taking a deep sigh while I take my seat. I have a small cubicle with a small computer and a desk phone with a microphone that I use to take the requests from the technology services. There are a few photos pinned to the wall of my cubicle. The one on top is me and my mom when we went to a fishing trip last summer! It was funny that we were the only mother and daughter combo at the lake that day. Had to keep my mom safe from all those old men who wanted her number, geez. Below that is the picture of me and my grandparents when I was 14. Though they passed away a few years ago, I cherish the memories I spent with them. And below that, is a picture that was taken with him 3 years ago, when I got my first job and he was a driver there. We were good friends and I thought of inviting him over many times but before I could muster up the courage, he left the job and couldn’t be reached on his phone number registered with the company. I regret missing out on him for all these years, but I guess it can’t be helped.

“Hey there Sabby, you look good today, the grey turtle-neck definitely suits you,” said Frank, my next cubicle neighbor. Frank was the perfect embodiment of a middle-aged father struggling to make ends meet. He was a bit stout for his build and often wore suspenders to hold his pants up. He had this thick brown mustache that complimented his double chin which nicely wrapped around his neck like a natural scarf. I don’t mind talking to him at breaks but, I do often feel uncomfortable when he makes remarks at my appearance and criticize my dressing style. I would not go as far as saying he creeps me out, but I’d rather get to work than make eye contact and engage in conversation at this point. I did go as far as lodge a complaint on him that he is often making it difficult for me to focus on work, but then again I remember his wife Clara who I met during the last office party and their two daughters Rachel and Sarah. “Hey Frank, morning. Thanks. It was just an old turtleneck I had lying around collecting dust in my cabinet. So, I thought I put it on as it’s a bit chilly today. Now if you’ll excuse me, I better get back to my work.” I tried to keep my words short and cut him off quick. But if only he was so easy to deal with.

“Oh, cold as ever Sabby. Always thinking about work. You should be given employee of the month!”, Frank said, holding his steaming coffee mug resting his elbow on top of the wall that separates our cubicle. I gave him my best customer service smile and tried to show a bit of my teeth. One of these days I will break if he keeps nudging his way into my cubicle space. “Well Frank, if I don’t focus on work, I can’t win the employee of the month now, can I?” I avert my gaze and look at the screen, put my headphones on and start my first request for the day. My usual day goes on about flicking through several spreadsheets and forwarding requests to higher ups that can solve them through. It was something I was used to, given my experience. After about three jobs, it was already lunch time and I turned back responding to a tap on my shoulder.

“Time for lunch! You gotta taste my lasagna, it turned out so good!!” It was Emma, my office colleague and sort of my work friend. She was african-american and about 29, quite smart for her age and often had an optimistic view of the world. I sighed and took out my sad box of frozen stir fry I made over the weekend and packed away. “Stir fry again? You need to treat yourself more often” Emma said, while holding my hand and trying to walk me to the lunch area in the office. I already knew why she was excited today to share this lunch with me. We made our way to the cafeteria and I took a seat and opened my lunch box. “So, how did it go…?” Emma was being very nosey today. You see, Emma set me up on a date with one of her ex-colleagues, with a guy called Jason. He was in his late thirties, only slightly older than I was and didn’t really seem to have his things in life together. He got off a divorce and had been living on his own, which I could see from the amount of effort in putting together his outfit. Yeah, I’m one of those people that really cares about the little details. “He was alright, but I didn’t really feel a connection with him. Was just a plain simple dinner and then we went our separate ways.” I started to eat my stir fry with rice. It tasted like it always did, for years now. “Aww I thought you would have hit it off girl! Too bad, I thought he had a shot. Let me guess, did he get drunk and cry about his divorce again?” she asked as she held a piece of her lasagna, with her fork. “Well, he didn’t but I know now that he does that. Thanks for the tip.” I sigh again and eat another spoonful.

“You know what? We should hangout and go to the Parade! That is the exact spot where you could meet someone nice! We could just dress up nicely and have our pick in the crowd...” Emma smirked hiding her lips behind her fingers. I hate to be persuaded like this. “The Parade would be so busy we can’t even grab a bite while waiting for it to happen. Maybe I can just watch it on the TV or something” I wasn’t a big fan of these things. I’m not a huge extrovert like Emma either. I love to stay cozy indoor with a mug of hot chocolate or a glass of red wine and snuggle up with Kashmere in my lap. But Emma seemed determined, “If grabbing a bite is what you’re worried about, my dad works in a diner not too far from the square. We could get dinner there and go out when it starts!”, her eyes were already gleaming in my direction. I guess I am a pushover after all. I made a soft sigh, “Alright, I will try to make it. Now, let me have some of that lasagna! I’m getting tired of this stir fry already.” Emma giggled and fist bumped me and gave me a little bit of her lunch. And that’s how I got roped into attending the parade where I finally saw him.

#amateur writing #short novel #chapter 3

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theinsanecrayonbox · 7 years

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the great FOP review mega dump

ok so apparently the rest of s10 was aired at the end of June through July of this year. now granted, i do not get NickToons and used a friend’s DVR to record it, so there’s a margin for error, but i don’t recall any of these episodes ever getting recorded. i could be wrong, my memory sucks, BUT TVGuide is stupid and has a habit of putting the wrong names/numbers on things and if the guide doesn’t list the episode as new because half of it already aired, then it wouldn’t get recorded. so again, huge margin for error.

basically, i hadn’t posted these yet because i didn’t realize they’d aired; i was trying to avoid spoiling anything for people. Nick sucks at their programming schedule. these first viewing reviews are nearly a year old in some cases, since it was about a year ago that i was given links to watch some of these online after they’d aired in other countries. so yeah, probably a little dated, might not hold up, but here they are so we can be done with this.

Which is Wish:

Chloe is a vegetarian??? Has this been said before??

I feel like everything in the garage there was in the attic when Dad made Timmy clean that out before…not that that isn’t plausible, since that’d be one way to “clean” the attic lol. Just thought it was a neat commentary.

But yes Chloe, unleash your organizational skills. Color coded labels are awesome! Cleaning sucks, but labels lol

And yes, switching bodies always works so well doesn’t it Timmy…but heehee he called Chloe pretty XD though in fairness…doesn’t this mean Chloe is still eating the meat, because Tim’s in her body…or do they just *look* like one another? See, that’s the gray area…

Ok I do not like all these moments of Dad seeing Cosmo and Wanda; they’re glossed over yes, but still. That should break Da Rules though, because they’ve been revealed (not to mention Crocker knows about them a million times over I know). it just seems like a cheap gag that they don’t need, and it’s annoying.

“Chlimmy Turnermicheal” lol, I need to draw a fusion of my Opals now XD;;;

Ok yes, they’ve body swapped, not glamoured, so Chloe *did* eat the meat after all, thank you for explaining that

Seriously, it’s Cosmo loosing the wands (for the umpteenth time) that is going to cause the problems here -.-

Yay more Chloe parents! They aren’t 1 or 2 offs! Though…why were they absent up until this point? Did they decide to take a sabbatical from work after the booby incident? That’d be nice

OMR Danny, Vlad (wait nasty Dan? Hu oh well), and Dudley puppets. That is too cute for words!!

And a Little Shop joke. Eeeeeeee!!! I know they’ve done man-eating plants before, but still!

Chloe’s dad faints at failure? Hm, that could be useful.

Tim admitting he’d miss Chloe is sweet, especially since it wasn’t with any mention of loosing his fairies

Hahahaha dressing up as each other/themselves, that’s great. Cosmo’s head blowing up is getting old though.

All in all I give this episode a huge A+. It is a cliché trope of a plot, but I feel it was executed really really well!! Nice balance of magical aspects with non-magical ones I thought, and gave development to both kids and their families.

Fairy Con:

Ok first of all, I thought Fairy conventions were held every thousand years or so, and was actually just for the fairies. Granted, this “Fairy con” could be a different event OR they changed the event after Timmy’s bathroom one, since that could’ve been the first time a godchild was involved? Also, Timmy is you go “every year” that shows that this is at least 2 years after you got your fairies (because you had Cosmo Con, then assume one after that, then at minimum this one), so why are you still 10?????? (and don’t go saying “the time stopping wish in secret wish” because uhg)

Crocker in the fridge….ok…but adding in Crocker to crash the Con…yeah this is a complete plot reusing of Cosmo Con, just updating it a bit

Look Girlfriend the cat isn’t dead!!

If you’ve had their hair samples for that long why haven’t you cloned them before?? But “off brand cloning machine” is sorta funny. Also, Kenny G? that a Spongebob shout out or not?

Ok if it merged the cat DNA with the fairy why didn’t it merge the fairy DNA together too? Also, missed your mark to have a real “fairy cat” show up (though no Sparky so we don’t need it anymore I guess)

Oh but Chloe’s enthusiasm over her first con, I am so happy at that ^^ I just had my first comic con, and I was spazzing like that too when I wasn’t freaking out over being ditched and lost.

Ok that is yet ANOTHER unique birthday for Timmy. He’s up to what, 5 now since the series started? (Boys in the Band, Birthday Bashed, Birthday Battle, the one mentioned in Birthday Battle about the dinosaurs) the kid is at least 14 now, he has to be!

I like all the backgrounders. Some look super squashed, but still neat.

Tooth fairy returns! Yay! We had mentions of Cupid and Mother Nature before, so it’s nice to see the magical celebrities are still around and not forgotten.

Ahhh! The return of the Crocker Pot which captures fairies!! Ok I am giving this writing team an A- on doing their lore homework because they are getting so many things right (though the Fairy Con being thrown off is still deducting points sorry)

There was a blonde fairy that looked like Samantha in the background O.o

“Chloe Carmichael, any normal person would give up right now. But you are NOT normal!” - omr Chloe I love you and your “never quit” song was good and humorous, I still love you

Timmy how can you not know what Crocker is up to? He’s always up to the same exact thing. If he’s in Fairy World, I’m fairly sure there is a 1000% chance he’s there to capture fairies. Geeze.

OMR Princess Morebucks was in the seats at Cosmo’s panel, I’m not joking.

All in all, it wasn’t a giant impacting story, but it was a good one, even though it was a total reusing of a plot. I feel like the writing team did their homework pretty decently (for the most part). Plus, the magic of cons ^^

The Hungry Games:

This is the B-Story to Fairy Con…interesting choice…more fangirl!Chloe…

I love her “Katniss hair”, heck I just love seeing alternate hair on her

Heh “Ketchup Everdream”, wow, ok, sure

That might be the wrong movie, but it sounds interesting. What movie was that Cosmo?

Aw Chloe lost…but yay call back to screaming in her closet

Lol Crocker is once again, king of dystopian world. That is perfect. This is all perfect. Maybe it’s because I liked the Hunger Games movie that I can thoroughly enjoy this parody, idk. But this is great. I am loving this episode.

And cue the pointless Dad part…wait Mr Bickles?? Where have you been?? Why are you here???

I like the blonde/pink haired backgrounder

I really loved this episode! It was so nice how Timmy did this for Chloe and stuck with it even when it was bad for him, then she turns around and does something nice for him at the end. It let Chloe fly her freaky fangirl flag on so many levels. Like I said, I liked Hunger Games, so this was a great parody that was loads of fun. I really really enjoyed all of it.

As a whole episode, these two really show us what a geeky girl Chloe is I think. She’s not just the over achieving little Ms Perfect she was at first, she’s got her weird hobbies and obsessions too. And the fact that she was so into Fair Bears AND dystopian doomy future really says a lot about her, and really speaks to me on many levels. It’s just solidified my love of Chloe even more.

Dimmsdale Daze:

And we start off with jokes about barfing…well it is a roller coaster so I can let it slide…just don’t spiral out of control with them…

Heehee “vines” joke, that’s great. Because it highlights their age AND that they are more naturalist

Oooo Connie said “shyster”, that’s pretty borderline…

Chaining yourself to the tree in town…wouldn’t that be the same tree that Tootie did the same thing to in the first live action movie? I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing…

Did Chloe’s middle name change? O.o but lol to the “when you’re a parent you can make the decisions” because I head canon them meddling after Chloe’s divorce, but I know that line is the plot fodder, so I’ll just push the head canons away for now

Lookit that adult!Chloe though!! I’m not that far off the mark with my design (plus you know, there are several older!Timmy designs and none are more true than the other, so my older!Chloe being short and bustier is still plausible). And hey lookit! Cameo of the adult!Timmy from Big Problem AND confirmation that if one of the godkids breaks Da Rules they both loose the fairies TOGETHER

Neither Clark nor Connie really look too much like Chloe as children (ok Connie *does* but when you consider they made child Dad look exactly like Timmy before, it’s not quite enough)…just another tick in my adopted column, just saying…

Why did that child in the bounce house have lipstick O.o

Chloe’s earring is like, in the wrong place and it’s bothering me…

“But I have the mind if a child” “It’s true, he’s been tested” – I…wow, just…yes?

And of course Connie and Clark get assigned Cosmo and Wanda, I don’t know why I didn’t see that coming honestly ^^;;

You know, even though this is sort of a rehash of Big Problem and The Switch Glitch I thoroughly enjoyed this one! Single mom!Chloe was great, it feeds my future headcanons. It proved that Tim and Chloe do share the negative effects of the fairies. And it was just a really good Chloe episode that Timmy was just a supporting character in. I really did like it. A+

As a whole, I think both parts (this is meant to be paired with Spring Breakup) work nicely together. It’s a lot of Chloe and her family, so if you want some serious Carmichael development, do for this set most definitely.

Chip off the Old Crock:

Ok before getting into this one, I just gotta state that since I read the description for it, I’ve been ITCHING to see this. How does Crocker have a nephew if he has no siblings? (*current thoughts: i’ve since this review come up with a plausible scenario*) What would this child be like? How could I use him for Superverse conveniently?? And then I saw screencaps and saw that he was a mini Crocker and got disappointed…

But now we are to watch so let us see how that unfolds…

What’s with that redheaded backgrounder?? He looks like a Lebowitz!! *files that away for layer usage*

Still laughing that he’s named Kevin since that is a “name of evil” in our games and what not ever since my brother used it as a placeholder name for a badguy in a storyline; ever since then “Kevin” had been the badguys who are sorta pointless lol

But still…”study abroad” um…you still could’ve used that since Crocker obviously has family in Canada; studying in California would then be considered “abroad” if he was Canadian. And that way, he wouldn’t have to be his literal nephew, but his 2nd cousin, but they just call each other uncle/nephew because it’s easier. That might sound confusing, but at least it makes more sense then just randomly implying he has siblings when he never has. I’m gonna headcanon this from now on, and no one can convince me otherwise. (*current thoughts: again, i’ve figured it out since writing this; i’ve left the original thoughts though to prove my though process from point A to point B*) Plus you miss out on Canada jokes this way…

Awww Kevin, I’m starting to love you…that’s weird…

Everyone pick a partner-no one pick Kevin, classic. However…redhead boy had 2 partners, why didn’t Crocker notice and stop that? There’s no reason why Chloe and Tim needed to pair up with him aside from plot relevance…

Ah sweet Chloe, standing up for the misunderstood and outcast, trying to find the good in them and make others see it too. I love you sweetheart ^^ go make friends with Francis now please

Why isn’t Dolores fawning over Kevin? You’d think she wouldn’t let her *grandson* out of her sight, considering the coddling we’ve seen her give Denzel at times. Unless she’s busy with her *other child* I guess…but in that case why isn’t she belittling Denzel for not being like *his sibling* and having kids and not living in her basement? I’d love to see Denzel look like a looser compared to this *sibling* he suddenly has, and it suits the family dynamic as we know it. Or perhaps the *sibling* is more of a looser, but Dolores still sings their praises because they did move out and have a kid, unlike Denzel who has a steady job and whatnot because *sibling* is a total bum. I mean, I get that it would only slow down the storyline, but it just feels out of character, plus the sudden introduction of a *sibling* just is wrong too…I should stop analyzing the Crocker family and just go back to the actual plot

Kevin wants to be a dentist??? O.o are you related to Dr Bender??? That…would explain nothing honestly, idk why I went there

“Sorry I’m too busy being a loner” haha that’s a good one

Hey callback to Crocker wearing ladies clothes. Nice.

“It’s a blueprint so shouldn’t it be blue?” hahaha that was funny

Chloe how did you get to the top of the rock wall without a rope?? Did you boulder your way yup there?? And Tim! You should never rock climb without a belier(sp?) geeze, rock climbing 101 there dude

And toilet joke…but I will let it slide because I am actually enjoying Kevin

“Unleash your inner looser” omr yes best line

Ah the build up to the betrayal “aw you guys actually like me” “well yeah you’re not evil” *does the evil thing* “we hate you now because you are evil after all”

Unsuspecting Van is back whoot!

Ninja!Chloe and Tim with a light saber; nice, but what a missed opportunity…also Chloe has a ninja suit…she really is replacing Tootie isn’t she…

And Kevin saves the day by wishing none of this ever happened…just like Chester did in Fairy Idol hm…

But at the end of it, I’m actually very surprised how much I liked this despite all its flaws. It’s riddled with clichés and huge plot holes/continuity errors, but I genuinely liked Kevin (and whole heartedly look forward to writing him into Superverse…also would it be too weird if he was Kyler’s father? I think it’d be weird…). I think it’s a nice B-story to Cat and Mouse and together they make a pretty good episode.

Space Ca-Dad:

Off topic a moment here; rewatching the theme and it just dawned on me…maybe there’s a “fairy shortage” because no one’s enforcing the rules over fairies being revealed/discovered. I mean, if everyone Timmy knows knows about his fairies and yet he keeps them, then other kids must be doing that too you know. Just saying Jorgen, you caused this problem yourself man…and honestly, why not outsource the fairy jobs then to other magical creatures, since Fairy Idol proved any magical creature can be converted to a fairy godparent. It’d be a great way to bring Norm back if you stop and think about it, or a way to get the Pixies back in there too. I’m just saying, the “fairy shortage” story is pretty weak…still think Jorgen just did this to them because they’re good for each other…

Ok back to the episode itself

Yay Chloe is still a Squirrely Scout, good for continuity! And you love food puns? i love you more Chloe, you so are a Catman related heroine aren’t you ^^;

Did he say “Mrs Lipshitz” or “Mrs Libwitz”? it was really hard to tell, so idk if that’s a Rugrats shout out or someone I have to add to my Lebowitz family tree (cause slurred sound…and the witch/mental thing does suit the family…)

Dad you had the rank of “flying squirrel” why is this confusing??

Ok there are “Pickles” living on the street, I’m going with Lipshitz. So many Rurgrats shout outs.

Whinny kid, Kid with issues (aren’t you Kevin?), and Stuart…so we are going with the latest (and suckier) Squirrel Scout troop line up. Kay.

Chloe as a jr. astronaut though and knowing how to fly space ships ^^

Heehee “Space Jam” how many more thinly veiled references can we have XD;;

(maybe Squirrely Kevin is Kyler’s father…that’s doable…)

Ah yes, Dad throwing the fairies out just when the kid/s need them. Yup, never seen that plot device used before nope. And how can rocket fuel destroy magical wands? They’re fairy magic, why are they so easy to ruin??

How did you find a planetoid when you were heading towards the sun??? I don’t…right, why put logic into things, my bad

The Glorg. Florgatron-5. Hm…*files that way for layer usage* Bakersfield???

I loved all the aliens at the restaurant though.

Over all, this episode was…meh. I didn’t dislike it, but it was a very pointless Dad episode. Seriously, you could’ve had them go to the Planet of the Dads and do pretty much the same thing, but at least keep that storyline going (since I think it’s the longest running one now). I’m unimpressed, but I’m not disappointed. So lets see if the B-story can save the episode as a whole.

Summer Bummer:

“The looks of psychotic anticipation” lol, well we’re starting off with some good

Also it’s summer vacation yet again. Mk…this makes it at least the 4th summer vacation Tim’s had, what with School’s Out, Shelf Life, and Microphony being the others I can easily site off the top of my head. So again, these children should be like 14-16 now

It’s the return of Dad in short-shorts. Oh man, run and hide now.

Chloe getting a summer internship/scientific program is very her. Must always be learn…wait did she say the corner of a basement?? O.o that’s concerning child…

Oh hey that pink clad teacher is from s1 I think. Wasn’t she in Timvisible at the water cooler?? That is a very nice and wow throwback guys. Major points to you.

Chloe is 10 and a half???? So she actually IS a year younger than Timmy, since he was already 10 when he had his birthday (and we ignore the previous like 5 birthdays he’s had >>) and they share a birthday…but wait, your birthday is in March…summer vacation starts in June/July, that isn’t 6 months later…ok so on the one hand, your math is all wrong, but on the other my headcanon that Chloe is a year younger seems to be proven fact. I don’t know what to do with this information!!

Oh this is the sleep wishing episode I heard about! Wow took a while for the plot to show up…but you know, even though this has been used before, I feel like this is being used in a different context and for a different character, so I’m allowing the reuse of the plot idea. Let’s see how twisted up Chloe’s subconscious is…

“Gender neutral Jesse” is sorta weird…I like the fact that Chloe did play with baby dolls though…

Timmy you can’t unwish Chloe’s wish! We’ve been over this-we had a whole episode dedicated to it!! URG!! Did they just throw that out because it’s easier for them to just fix each other’s mistakes that way? I mean, if this was the only time, I could buy that since she didn’t *consciously* make this wish, it could be undone by Tim, but the other times they’ve pulled this she’s been in her full faculties. So uhg! You can’t even keep your own continuity you establish in the same season >> (but…you guys have been doing better than expected, so…it’s not *as* negative points as I’d usually give…or maybe it is but you’ve just racked up enough positive ones to be at the standard by now I guess)

Hey Dr Rip Studwell, long time no see XD and…you made a manscaping joke…wow, I…wow

And a poop joke…but you have a pirate ship…but still…

“Took one to the crow’s nest” is that a crotch shot joke? Wow this episode is just…wow

Omr the mini shoulder Chloes are adorable! I love valley girl!Chloe and german science!Chloe. Didn’t like the second poop joke in a minute, especially since Dad really *shouldn’t* have heard science!Chloe say that…

She wished the doll big again…I think Chloe’s repressed feelings are about not wanting to grow up

And look Da Rules FINALLY decide to kick…oh no, Chloe wished it to be unwishable...yeah, because that’s the only way to stop Tim from fixing it >> and yet at the same time, he did wish the monster to stay until he stopped lying about who set Chompy free, so…formula…

“There’s free ice cream all over the street! It’s like delicious roadkill!” ok that is the best line ever

Wait, you’re wishing yourself into Chloe’s mind?? Because that worked so well when you went into your own…and why does it remind me of Mabel’s dreamworld/mind? I expected less pink, more purple honestly. Preschool!Chloe is so adorable!! Totally called the plot though, not that it’s hard.

Cosmo confirmed as queer, because even when he thought Wanda was “Weird Dude” he still had a crush on him. Wow, I am floored they did that, good for you

And we end it by promoting cannibalism? Oh wait no; we scratch the 4th wall instead. Ahha. Yeah. You totally missed the opportunity to have “Kids just being Kids” playing somewhere-possibly remixed-because I feel the message suited Chloe’s mentality too right now.

Over all, I’m glad it was Chloe centric but…I feel like this could’be been done in half the time maybe? They ignore their own continuity, but they do tackle real stuff in a minimal magical way. I guess like the A-story, I’m unimpressed but not disappointed. I feel like both of these should not have been paired together because as a whole the entire episode is lacking; they both needed a stronger story to counter balance them. It’s a good watch once through, but I doubt it’s an episode you’ll want to rewatch.

Dimmsdale’s Got Tallent:

Ok…I feel like this plot has been used before…and not necessarily thinking Fairy Idol either, but I just can’t place which episode I’m thin king of…

TOOTIE!!!! THEY DIDN’T SHIP YOU OFF TO BOARDING SCHOOL OR WHATEVER!! OMR!!! Sadly you were just a backgrounder cameo, but still…now I just need to find Francis then my main favs will have all appeared to be not dead (*spoiler: Francis does not appear anywhere*)

More Bickles…huh…

Mom’s stage name is “Madame Sasha”…is that a hint that her first name is Sasha?? Most times when you make up “magic names” they’re either your real name in between “the” and “magnificent” or they’re some super exotic/fake/fantastical sounding thing like how Dad was “Dadracadabra”

And more about Chloe’s one-woman show. That’s so neat that this is something that they’re developing for her, instead of using as a toss away one shot gag.

Kevin!! Dressed as a dummy for a comedy act lol. It’s an old and over used plot idea, but I’ll run with it. I like it. Cause Crocker now has 24 hour access to a child, he of course has to think of other ways to use it. “I’m telling my mom you made me do this” because that is Denzel’s sister so it is a legitimate threat…though you’d think Dolores would object to this too…why have we not had any interaction of Kevin with his grandmother yet??? I’d love to see Denzel get jealous over the attention his mother is giving Kevin that he never received

Haha Dad stealing Chloe’s idea, and still breaking the gender norms, nice. Where did Bickles get the coconut bikini top and grass skirt though?

Oh baaaaaad lesson to be teaching kids there guys. If the authority figure won’t give you want you want, you shouldn’t do them favors to try to bribe them into giving it to. Especially in the entertainment industry. That’s how bad situations happen….

Um those remote control tap shoes shouldn’t work because they would be helping Tim to win a competition, which is against Da Rules…not that Da Rules seem to matter anymore…

Ok Mom, you claimed to be a “Pet Psycho” yet you’re using only wild/non-pet animals. I think that’s probably the easiest way to point out that you’re doing this wrong

“I love me some snake and mongoose” ok…lets go see if that’s a euphemism on google…hm, nope, just a drag racing movie. That’s nice…wasn’t Bickles a race car driver at some point??

Doug Dimmadome returns! And “curious life partner”??? the Mayor and Chompy are a thing??? O.o???

Good boy Kevin, stand up to Crocker ^^

“That was a Dimma-dud” so simple and stupid, but probably the most fulfilling line thus far ^^;

love Chloe’s gold gown

ok I lied, “Dimma-dope” is now the most fulfilling line in this

heehee Dudley Puppy and Crimson Chin balloons in the parade. So headcanoning that TUFF Puppy was a show on tv in FOPverse

so this episode was….well just really pointless filler too. We got like minimal focus on any of our main characters. Have they forgotten how to write Timmy and Chloe?

Together these two (this was paired with Knitt-witts) were not a good match. Both were pointless filler with not a strong plot in either of them. Too many guest cameos, no character development. It was just barely enjoyable enough to not hate it, but just barely honestly. Weak episode all around.

Goldie Crocks and the three Fair Bears:

Ok I’ve been looking forward to the return of the Fair Bears since the episode titles were released.

Interesting to see the Squirrely Scout troop back again, still the same B-team line up including Chloe. Thought you already had that patch…but then again that could’ve been with the A-team troop lineup, so…the records were all destroyed when it was disbanded maybe?

Thanks Tim, we all were asking that. But how does using Mom’s shampoo make your hair blonde? Luscious and even longer I could buy without complaint, but blonde??

More over achieving Chloe lol (poor girl is gonna crash when she burns out). But wow, she fought King Neptuna…so why didn’t he remember her? Is Supergal now enemy to the merfolk??? Though that plays into the Merfolk vs Glamazons wouldn’t it…

And now we turn into the clichéd camping storyline where Character A decides to go use non-wilderness to camp in luxury. But Tim, you used to like camping??? Also, still not seeing how the episode title plays into this plot yet…

Cosmo has been right/made sense on more than one occasion though, why is it that surprising?

Ok now we get the title…Crocker’s mother has a cabin in the woods? Buyable, sure. Crocker somehow brought the Fair Bears back into reality??? Uh…what now? Wait, they weren’t sent back to TVLand?? And Crocker knows all about their origin?? HOW does that not break Da Rules huh? Is it because he doesn’t know who wished them up, so it’s not against Da Rules?? Why wouldn’t they tell him that; wouldn’t that be a fair thing to do?? He’s in a blonde wig because they’re going to be Goldielocks at a theme park, yeah sure, ok I can buy that. But HOW did he get the bears in the first place???

And Dad is blonde to be Goldielocks…wow…

Chloe breaking the 4th wall a little there

Gah even more middle names! Chloe how many do you even have????

NO! YOU CAN’T UNDO THE OTHER’S WISHES! URGH!!! You established this rule right off the bat, yet you keep breaking it and they let you keep breaking it. Timmy wished for the camping stuff-Chloe should not be able to wish it away. Yes the plot is stalled, but really, what is the plot at this point??? If you’re only going to enforce the rules when it suits you, well, anarchy for all then please

And you wished away the magic…yeah, that’s going to go super well

“Mr Crocker’s unsightly twin sister” ok on the one hand, that works because of Kevin granted (even though she’s not a twin persay, but he has suddenly got a sister), but on the other…this is all saying that guys can’t have long hair and I don’t like that. I love guys with long hair. Between that comment on Crocker, and the comments earlier about Dad, why is long hair automatically girl now?

Dolores dated Shaggy??? O.o i…I am very unnerved by that…wasn’t she already a full blown adult with a 10 year old child when Shaggy was a teenager roaming in the van with the Mystery Inc crew?? O.o

Omr yes. Referencing the “original German version” as a darker one. Talking about basting and eating people. This turned dark super fast and I love that. why TrollLOL’s face is on the oven idk, but I’m rolling with it because I love this part.

“I’ve already got 2 strikes from the school board” uh…yeah that’s the wrong side of dark I think…but it’s Crocker, it was probably the fork in Waxelplax’s fanny, and the flour incident or something fairly similar.

Yes Tim, yell at Chloe that this is all her fault. We know it is, but pointing it out won’t help. But it totally is; you wished for no magic and you got into trouble-not surprising.

HOW is it nearly midnight??? It was like, what, noon at the latest when this started?? You have not been out in the woods-in the daylight-for 12 hours-of daylight. Chloe hunny, you’re the smart one, why are you failing telling time??? I know its dark outside the house now, but it wasn’t in the scene before. Cosmo I think your clock is right. And how is “poof us out of here” bring you to a spot where it is, once again daylight; that seemed to suggest instant teleporting so you’re at the same time. Unless this next scene is a cut away to hours later BUT STILL! It should not be midnight.

Oh Dad, yes, I’m sure no one cares about your troop anymore.

“let’s send the Fair Bears back” uh you should have done that the first time and this whole mess would have been avoided. It’s like leaving the door to the comic book world open all over again.

And yes, cause unnecessary harm to Crocker, why not. Not to mention all the innocent patrons at the theme park…

Also why has no one mentioned Dimmsdale had a theme park before now?

All in all, not a good episode. I was looking forward to the return of the Fair Bears, and it felt like they weren’t even in half of the episode. The rest was another boring camping storyline, which these two seem to do a lot of huh?

Paired with Fancy Schmancy, as the production order says, I think the whole 30 min episode is completely weak and not great. This one was bad, the other was filler, so together they are just not meshing well at all.

#Fairly Odd Parents #Fairly Oddparents #fop #kp talks fop #review #mega dump

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granular-experience · 7 years

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I Mean This. Forever. 62

I drapped my arm over my eyes when my phone rang again. “Hello?”

“Am I speaking with Mr. Jared Leto?”

“Yes, who’s this?”

“Agent Lithgow with Child Protective Services. Do you know a Catherine Heady?”

“The names sound vaguely familiar.” No it doesn't.

“Well she has passed due to a drug overdose and is survived by one son. You are listed as the father on his birth certificate. When things like this happen we try to connect with family members before putting the child in a foster home.” At that moment I think I heard the world come to a physical halt. Slamming my insides against the walls of my body. “Mr. Leto?”

“Yes, sorry I’m here. This is just somewhat of a shock. Can we, uh, do a DNA test first?” “Yes of course. When would be the best time for you. Preferably today. The boy is terribly shaken.”

“Whenever it’s convenient for you.”

“Ok, then, in 45 minutes?”

“Ok.” I disconnected the call and got in the shower. The hot water did nothing to ease my tense muscles. Could this day get any worse? A kid? A fucking kid? Who was Catherine?I thought long and hard and got nothing. I finished washing and got dressed.

When I reached the kitchen Dimitri handed me a cup of tea. “Have a seat.” I sat at the island and looked down at my tea. “Rhiannon had to rob Peter to pay Paul, because some of her grandfather's associates made some bad deals with the family and James sent Rhiannon to fix it. The only way she could fix it was to steal some guns from the Irish to cover the Irish’s debit with said associates. It was shady business. I advised her against it, but she makes the final decision.”

“The Irish?”

“Yeah the IRA.”

“Shit.” the door bell rang. I stood to answer the door but Dimitri stopped me. “No, it’s just CPS.”

“Child protective service?”

“Yeah, to do a DNA test.”

“Shit, alright still let me answer the door.” a short time later Dimitri returned with a dumpy old man.

“Mr. Leto it’s nice to meet you. Agent Lithgow.”

I smiled and shook his hand offering him tea. He declined, and took a seat, “All we need is a quick blood sample for the DNA test and we should know in fifteen minutes.” he pricked my finger and took a sample and put it in a device he had.

“How old is the kid?”

“We can’t discuss that until we know for sure. I’m sorry. Is everything ok? You seem a bit out of it.”

Oh for the love of god, “Yeah I’m fine. Just a lot of things going on at the moment.”

“Oh, I see. Do you think it would interfere with raising a child?”

“No, no, not at all.” this was going to through my entire life on its back. I needed to leave for Bangladesh in a month. Shit.

The timer dinging and Agt. Lithgow checked the results, “Well, Mr. Leto, you are in fact the father. Congratulations. Now the next question is will you be willing to take care of this child?”

“I’m all he’s got?”

“I’m afraid so, his grandparents are both elderly, in a home, and there are no aunts or uncles on his mother side.”

I can’t let him get thrown into the system. “Yeah, I will.” I’m a dad.

“Wonderful, here’s the last school picture that was taken. This is Isaac Francis, he is 14 years old.” He looked exactly like me with jet black hair, and sharp green eyes.

“Well there's no doubt he's mine, geez.”

“Now here are the custody papers. You'll need to sign here, here, and here.” He pointed to lines as I read through what I was signing. I'm going to be completely responsible for another human being. I can hardly take care of myself. I don't know what the fuck to do. What does a 14 year old do? Panic started to rise in my gut as I put my signature down.

As if on cue Shannon walked in. He looked over my shoulder at the papers. “Took long enough.”

I introduced him to Agt. Lithgow with a scowl. “What do you mean by that?” the agent looked between me and my brother.

“Jared was a little promiscuous when he was younger.” Shannon smiled. I rolled my eyes and finished reading and signing the papers.

“Ah, I see. Well, Isaac is in New York right now, but he and my partner will be on a plane shortly I'll give you a call when he's in town.” He stood and shook my hand before being led out by Dimitri.

“What's going on, man?” Shannon took a seat next to me. “Where's Rhi?”

I ran my hand over my face letting out a long sigh, “Not here. She had to leave because of some bad business with the Irish.”

“Like leave, leave? Going into hiding and shit? When will she be back?”

“I don't know. She was talking like she might not. Someone took a hit out on her in New York. Tried blowing up her car and almost killed Jewels. Now she's been rushed of to god knows where and who the fuck knows when I'll get to see her again! Now I have a fucking kid, and no one to help me. I don't know what I'm doing.”

“What do you mean you have no one to help you? You have all of us!”

“I need to go clear my head.”

I pulled my shoes on and took off into the canyon. What the fuck happened today?

Rhiannon’s pov

“You think I tried killing Jewels?! You're fucking kidding me right? Why in the fuck would I kill my mom?! Yeah sure she fucking lied to me about mother being dead, but Jesus fuck!”

“Watch your mouth. Don't take the lord's name in vain. I'm not saying you did it. I'm just making sure. You two haven't been the best of friends as of late.”

“No, it wasn't me. It was those fucking Irish you made me steal those fucking guns from. You made this happen.” My nonno let out a deep sigh. “You knew this would happen didn't you? You fucking set me up!”

“No, now sit down.”

“Fuck you! You did know this would happen!”

“You did this. Maybe you shouldn't have been so brazen about it.”

I was quickly losing my shit. This man, my familia, set me up! “BRAZEN?!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I expect you to fix this as soon as possible.”

“You are in no position to make demands of me. You are simply my errand boy. You hold no seat and it's time you learned that.”

“You did this on purpose?!”

“No I didn't, but you got cocky and this is what happened. You made your bed and now you lie in it. Now if you excuse me I have other matters to attend.” with that he had me escorted out to a waiting car.

Dimitri and I sat next to each other in the car in silence. “What now, boss?”

Before I could respond the driver interjected, “Mr. Morello has asked me to transport you to the airport where there is a plane waiting to take you out of the country.”

“I guess that's what.”

Thank you @teggles07 for helping me make up my mind.

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#i mean this forever jl #Jared Leto Fanfic #fanfiction

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Week One - Tuesday

{5:19am KST} – Text Message

Seokmin: Good morning beautiful. Ready for another day of work?

Rei: Good morning! It should be around 12pm there right? So, good afternoon to you. But yeah, I'm getting ready as we speak. Just got out of the shower.

Seokmin: Yeah, it's 12:20pm right now. You've gotten good at telling the time difference.

Rei: Well, we have been pen pals for about... 14 years now? But it did take me a while to get used to me being in Korea and you in America.

Seokmin: F O U R T E E N YEARS?!! Damn that's long! That's longer than I've known anyone else in my life, besides my parents and sister of course.

Rei: Hah, yeah, I know. Hella long time. I can't believe I'm not tired of you yet. XD

Seokmin: I'm going to ignore your snarky comment but mention one thing...

Rei: What is that?

Seokmin: I know that we've known each other for 14 years but must you really tell me things that I shouldn't know?

Rei: What are you talking about?

Seokmin: "Just got out of the shower." I may be your best friend, but I am still a man, so please try not to say stuff like that to me... Thank you!

Rei: Lolol. You? A man?! No way! I thought you made your voice that deep on purpose!

Seokmin: Ha. Ha. Shut up. Never mind that then. It's almost 6am, have you had breakfast yet?

Rei: lolol. No sir. I haven't had breakfast yet, but I've had coffee. I'll get something from the convenience store before heading to the office.

Seokmin: Okay, that sounds good. Get something remotely healthy please. Take care of yourself!

Rei: Yes oppa, I will.

Seokmin: Ew, don't call me that. It's weird.

Rei: hah. What about you oppa? Have you had lunch yet?

Seokmin: Rei stop. I'm only a month older than you.. And yes, I have, made myself pork chop for lunch and dinner.

Rei: Lolol, okay I'll stop. And that's good, but next time make sure to eat a fruit or vegetables with that meal. You need your greens!

Seokmin: Yes ma'am.

Rei: Good.. Okay, it's 6:15 now. I need to go if I'm going to the convenience store before work. Also, Yani won't stop calling me, so I have to go. Good bye! Until later, my Prince.

Seokmin: Alright. Have fun at work my Princess. And I hope you like your gift! Goodnight :)

Rei: Gift?! What gift?

Rei: DK!! D WHAT GIFT?!

Rei: Seokmin, god dammit. What gIFT?!

Seokmin: ;)

~ * ~

{6:45am KST} – Text Message

Yani: Hoe! I've been trying to call you! Pick your phone up!

Rei: Well good morning to you too (:

Yani: Shut up -_- I'm not feeling well and won't be coming into work today. I've called it in already.

Rei: Aww. Then I guess I'll be having lunch alone since Paul isn't back from vacation yet.

Yani: "Get better Yani. I'll bring you medicine after work." Aww thanks Rei! You're the best! .-.

Rei: hahhah. I'm at our floor now. I'll call or text you during lunch break. Love you lots, feel better hoe!

Yani: Have fun! :*

~ * ~

{7:16am KST} – Text Messages

Rei: D! What the fuck? Is this from you? Is this snoopy doll what you were talking about?

Seokmin: I see you're at work. :D

Seokmin: Do you like it?

Rei: Yes.. but I thought we were done sending each other gifts after junior year of college. :/

Seokmin: Speak for yourself. YOU were done but I was still sending you declarations of my love, which by the way, you never got back to me about... DX

Rei: Shut up. All those were, were paper hearts stuffed in a box. I never understood why you sent those...

Seokmin: That was my way of expressing how "you have my heart." ;)

Rei: lolol staahhhppp

Seokmin: Am I making you blush Rei? ;)

Rei: ....... Nooo..

Seokmin: I think I did. Mission accomplished. I feel good!

Rei: Hah. Whatever, I need to get to work. Byeeeee.

Seokmin: Goodbye my Princess. Have fun!

Rei: :P

~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~ * ~

{12:07pm KST} – Text Message

Rei: IT'S LUNCH TIME!

Yani: I know. I live in Korea too smart ass.

Rei: Yani. I will never understand why you're so mean to me. I am an angel to you! )X

Yani: Oh shut up. What are you having for lunch?

Rei: Packed myself a Hawaiian delicacy.. ^^

Yani: Oooooh, what is it?

Rei: Spam Musubis. I made extra last night because I thought you'd be at work, but apparently not. Sooooo, more for me.

Yani: ugh. You bitch, I want some! Save me at least two please? And bring it to me after your shift is over?

Yani: I'll love you forever. ^__^

Rei: Lolol, I suppose I could do that..

Yani: Good, I will be holding you to your word.

Rei: Yani.. Has there ever been a man with purple/pinkish hair working on our floor before?

Yani: Not that I can think of.. why?

Rei: Nothing.. It's just that, there are two men seated a couple of seats away from me..

Rei: One has his back to me, he has black hair and is wearing a cap right now.. Odd coz that's against dress code. But the other.. The other has pink hair and wearing a regular hoodie.. Isn't that against dress code too?

Yani: When I think of it, yeah.. Maybe they're big bosses?

Rei: I think they are, people have been bowing to them as they pass.

Yani: That answers your question then.

Rei: Yeah. But it's just weird coz you'd think big bosses wear professional outfits like blazers and shit like that.. Like how we're supposed to dress. But neither of them are.

Yani: Maybe they had a – rough night.. ;)

Rei: Oh my god, shut up XD. I just finished eating lunch.

Yani: Oh please, you can be worst than me sometimes.

Rei: Very true.

Rei: OH SHIT! I JUST SHARED EYE CONTACT WITH PINK HAIRED BIG BOSS! WHAT DO I DO?!

Yani: Bow stupid!

Rei: Okay okay. I did it.. He nodded and smiled. *sigh* I panicked..

Yani: I could tell, you texted me first before doing anything.

Rei: I know.. I think he's talking about me with the other guy. 0_0

Rei: Shit.. They're laughing.. I'm so embarrassed. I'm gonna leave now. I'll call you when I'm outside your house.

Yani: Hahahah! Okay okay. Have fun at work hoe. Don't be the laughing stock of our floor. I can't be best friends with the floor's "foreign new weirdo". XP

Rei: Ha. Ha. Very funny. Okay, I'm leaving now.. Bye!

Yani: Don't forget my spam musubi! Byeeee

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{5:32pm KST} – Text Message

Rei: HOME SWEET HOME!!!

Seokmin: Home at last then?

Rei: Yessss, feels so good to lie down.

Seokmin: Haha. That's good.

Rei: It's midnight there right? Are you sleepy? Should I say goodnight?

Seokmin: Yeah it's midnight, but no I'm okay. You know how I can't sleep without hearing your voice. ^^

Rei: Did you want me to call you then?

Seokmin: I would love that, yes.

Rei: Alright.

{5:39pm KST} – Phone Call

Rei: Wow, one ring. I'm intrigued at how eager you are to talk to me.

[Seokmin chuckles tiredly]

Seokmin: Hah, shut up.

Rei: You sure you don't want to go to bed? You sound sleepy..

[He yawns]

Seokmin: No. I wanna talk for a bit, then I'll go to bed, I swear.

Rei: Okay, whatever you say boss.

Seokmin: So.. How was work? Did you like my gift to you?

Rei: Oh right! I almost forgot about it. Thank you for reminding me.

[Rei pulls out a box and opens it up to find a stuffed snoopy doll and a note]

Rei: "Confide in me with anything. I will listen, even if I cannot reply. I am here." Aww, thanks D. I love your hand writing by the way.

Seokmin: Thanks. And you're very welcome. Anything for my Princess.

[Rei blushes and bites her lip, butterflies in her stomach going crazy]

Rei: Shut up. Stop calling me that.

Seokmin: Why? You call me your Prince, so I think it's fair that I call you my Princess.

Rei: Okay... whatever.

[She squeezes Snoopy's stomach]

Rei: He has a battery inside of him?

Seokmin: Yeah, squeeze his nose.

[Rei squeezes Snoopy's nose]

Snoopy: Let me comfort you.

Rei: Aw. He's adorable, I love him. Thank you Seokmin.

[Seokmin smiles, happy]

Seokmin: You're welcome Princess. So even when you can't get a hold of me, you'll have Snoopy. He'll always listen to your problems or anything in that matter.

Rei: hah, I don't think he'll have a choice. But thank you again.

[There's a pause from her side of the line]

Rei: D..

Seokmin: Mmm?

Rei: I just... I think it's weird that we've never seen each other's faces since middle school.. I mean, I've sent you photos of me, but you never sent any back. Why not?

Seokmin: I want to wait till we see each other face to face. I know that's weird but do bear with me? Please?

Rei: But what if it never happens? I'll never know what you look like after puberty. What if you're a major babe, and look so good that I can't keep my hands off you when we meet!

[Seokmin laughs heartedly, his heart fluttering in his chest]

Seokmin: Rei! Are you confessing your love for me?!

Rei: Oh shut up. That was meant to be somewhat serious.

[Rei can't seem to contain her smile as she squeezes snoopy]

Seokmin: Well, I'm not going to tell you if I'm a "major babe" or not. One, I'll sound like a total narcissist if I told you how good looking I am.

[Seokmin chuckles at his own words]

Seokmin: And two, we will meet. Don't doubt it. Just believe in it, and it'll happen one day.

Rei: But what if I've met you already and didn't even know it was you. I only know your voice now.. Your image from the 6th grade was drowned in all our old emails to one another.

Seokmin: Rei, just trust me okay? I'm sorry but it will happen. Have faith in your Prince.. Please?

[Rei sighs, feeling slightly defeated]

Rei: I'm not one to let a Prince save "his Princess", you know.

Seokmin: I know.

[He laughs lightly, finding her completely amusing]

Seokmin: Geez, can't you let me be romantic just once?

[Rei blushes]

Rei: Maybe one day.. But I want it in person. Not your voiced lies. You can't see me, but I'm sticking my tongue out at you right now.

Seokmin: Hah. Alright. One day. When we finally meet, I'll sweep you off your feet. I guarantee it.

Rei: I guess I'll just have to wait for that day then.

Seokmin: Yes, please wait. Please wait for me Rei. I meant it when I said I have feelings for you, so please wait...

[Rei chuckles softly, hiding the sound of glee in her voice at his words]

Rei: I think you're exhausted. Go to bed now D. I'll talk to you in the morning. Bye.

[Seokmin sighs, slightly upset]

Seokmin: Alright. I'll talk to you in the morning. Good night beautiful.

Rei: Goodnight my Prince. Sleep well.

~ end call ~

~ * ~ * ~

{7:50pm} – Self Convo

Rei: Okay.. So, he said to share my emotions with snoopy.. I wonder if there's a recorder or something..

[shuffles with snoopy, over looking him thoroughly]

Rei: I don't see one...

[sighs and brings snoopy on top of knees]

Rei: This is so weird.. But okay. Day one, I suppose

[clears throat]

Rei: Snoopy... I think..

[takes a deep breath and smiles, biting her lip]

Rei: I'm in love with Seokmin.. What do I do..

[exhales sharply before wrapping snoopy in her arms, a warm smile on her face]

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piracytheorist · 7 years

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I decided to take a question meme and just answer all of the questions for myself and anyone who might be interested to learn more about me :) Long so under a cut.

1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?

Uh... you mean my wardrobe doors? Closed, If you mean bathroom, also closed. If you mean my room's door, open.

2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

If they're in a pretty package, sure. If not, I may not take them.

3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?

Out. If I do try to tuck them in, I'll kick them out without realizing it so it'll be a waste of time to tuck them in.

4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?

Nope. But I've taken posters from events that have already taken place, because those are thrown away afterwards.

5: Do you like to use post-it notes?

Yes but I'm way too unorganized to actually use them, I always forget.

6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?

I... never get coupons?

7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?

I know that to escape a bear you have to pretend you're dead. In the same article I read that it also showed how to survive a swarm of bees attack but I don't remember how that one went, so I guess a bear? At least it will probably kill you fast if it gets you...

8: Do you have freckles?

Yep, lots! And I'm proud of them :D

9: Do you always smile for pictures?

Yes, fully, with my cheekbones going up. Unless it's just a random photo a friend may take as I'm doing something random.

10: What is your biggest pet peeve?

Cars that ride by and have awful music at full volume.

11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk?

No, but most of the time I try to step on the tiles.

12: Have you ever peed in the woods?

We are a six-member family that used to do long-hour car rides, and I'm the youngest. OF COURSE I've peed in the woods. However, it's been almost ten years since the last time I had to do this.

13: What about pooping in the woods?

I think I remember doing it only once, and I must have been younger than 8.

14: Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?

Yep.

15: Do you chew your pens and pencils?

I used to. Now I sometimes let a pencil rest between my teeth, if I'm bored, but I'm not actually chewing them much.

16: How many people have you slept with this week?

LOOOL the only people I've EVER slept with are: my mother, my sisters, and two or three friends, in a complete platonic manner.

17: What size is your bed?

Single.

18: What is your Song of the week?

Sweet Child o' Mine by Guns n' Roses.

19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink?

It's okay for everyone to wear anything they want. Sometimes I may be judging inside but that's my problem I need to solve.

20: Do you still watch cartoons?

I did binge-watch Avatar: the Last Airbender and Legend of Korra, if that's what that's about, and I recently watched Moana.

21: Whats your least favorite movie?

Twilight - I literally cannot watch this thing, the whole filming is so repulsive to me.

22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?

If it's small and light, inside my pad packages - I've actually hid some banknotes in there once. If it's not, probably in my dirty laundry basket.

23: If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?

80D in European system. If I'm correct, that's 36D in UK, USA and Canada. Yep, I have big boobs.

24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in?

Geez, we rarely even eat chicken nuggets - I prefer whole schnitzel pieces baked in the oven. But usually it's either ketchup or yogurt.

25: What is your favorite food?

Lol, lots. For now I'll go with pita gyro.

26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love?

Chocolat, Finding Nemo, Treasure Planet, The CS movie except from the nonCS parts, Shrek, Corpse Bride... I'm sure I'm missing a few.

27: Last person you kissed/kissed you?

Look, you're dealing with a grey asexual here, ok? I think it was my mother when she was going back home from visiting me at the beginning of this month.

28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

No, though I wished my parents had sent me :(

29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

Nope.

30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?

About a month ago while playing D&D. My character was supposed to tell another character something but because it was personal and he didn't want the other characters to know, I slipped a letter to the player playing the character I wanted an interaction with, containing what my character would have told her.

31: Can you change the oil on a car?

Nope.

32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket?

No, I don't drive. Though once I called the police to give someone a ticket for parking on the sidewalk repeatedly.

33: Ever ran out of gas?

No, but once while I was with my father and we were going to Athens, the car stopped for some reason I can't recall and we had to wait for the track to mow us somewhere where it could be fixed.

34: Favorite kind of sandwich?

Sweet Onion Chicken Terriyaki from Subway.

35: Best thing to eat for breakfast?

Pizza, cold from the previous night.

36: What is your usual bedtime?

Lol. That's not even a thing for me anymore.

37: Are you lazy?

Yeah but I think my psychology issues are making it way worse.

38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?

We don't have Halloween here, but we do celebrate Carnival. So off the top of my mind, I've dressed up as Snow White (reaaaaaly young), witch, hippie, cat, and then there was that time that I wore everything (shirt, trousers, coat, bag) with the back going on the front. I even brushed my hair to fall onto my face and wore a mask at the back side of my head. The only problem were the shoes -_- I also have a cheap pirate hat that I wear for fun, without a full costume.

39: What is your Chinese astrological sign?

Dog.

40: Are you horny?

Right now? No.

41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions?

No.

42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs?

What the hell are lincoln logs?

43: Are you stubborn?

Yeah but most of the time I keep it all in.

44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman?

What?

45: Ever watch soap operas?

Nah. Though OUAT has turned into a soap opera, hasn't it? To be honest I did watch Days of Our Lives at some point. And then sometimes my grandmother has Bold and the Beautiful, or The Young and the Restless, or maybe some Greek soap operas on when I visit.

46: Are you afraid of heights?

No, but it's not that I've tested it fully. I'd like to try bangee-jumping but I don't know how I may react.

47: Do you sing in the car?

I don't drive, but if I did I would sing.

48: Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes.

49: Do you dance in the car?

If I did drive, I would only dance while waiting for the light to go green.

50: Ever used a gun?

Only airguns while training shooting, but yes, lots of times.

51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

Two years ago, for my passport.

52: Do you think musicals are cheesy?

Yes. Most of them. But then there is that fine line that I can't describe that if not crossed, the musical can be amazing for me. Galavant is an example.

53: Is Christmas stressful?

A little but because I'm around so many people and I need to spend some time alone to recharge my extroversion but I feel bad doing it when the time I have to spend with them is limited in the first place.

54: Ever eat a pierogi?

I don't even know what this is, so no.

55: Favorite type of fruit pie?

I think I'd go with peach. Though this kind of confectionary is not my favourite.

56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

Teacher, massage therapist, psychologist, architect...

57: Do you believe in ghosts?

No.

58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

So many times I think I should start writing down whenever I feel them so that I can see if the circumstances are ever the same.

59: Take a vitamin daily?

I try to remember to take a Vitamin C supplement ever day.

60: Wear slippers?

Yep.

61: Wear a bath robe?

No because the climate here is humid af and the robe will never dry out. Otherwise I love them, sometimes even in summer.

62: What do you wear to bed?

Simple cotton pyjamas, and currently leg warmers as well because it's COLD. Never socks, though. My toes need to breathe.

63: First concert?

For non-wide known musicians, it must have been when I was 9, for two Cypriot singers who are very well known and loved in Greece. Widely known, Scorpions in 2009.

64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

I think I did shop once from Wal-Mart when I was in NY, but I'm not sure. I've never been in any of the others.

65: Nike or Adidas?

Don't care. My requirements are that they're affordable and anatomical.

66: Cheetos Or Fritos?

*regrets choosing this meme* Only Cheetos are available in Greece, so...

67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Peanuts! Though sunflower seeds are great to pass your time nibbling on something cheap with very few calories.

68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?

Nope.

69: Ever take dance lessons?

I took a few months worth of argentine tango.

70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Do I even picture a future spouse, is the question! Though I'd love for them to be into music and all.

71: Can you curl your tongue?

Yep.

72: Ever won a spelling bee?

No.

73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

I was touched by Inside Out and Tangled, but I guess this isn't happy exactly... I've also cried from laughter... but I don't think I've ever cried for pure happiness, like meeting relatives or friends I haven't seen in a while.

74: Own any record albums?

No but my mon has some old ones her late father had bought. One of them is Let it Be. We put it on the record player with my sister and danced around as if we were living back when it was first released.

75: Own a record player?

No, but I'd love to.

76: Regularly burn incense?

No.

77: Ever been in love?

I've been infatuated, but it never progressed much (first time the dude wasn't interested, second time he had a girlfriend) so I didn't even get to know them well and I can't call what I had love.

78: Who would you like to see in concert?

Colin O'Donoghue. 😍

79: What was the last concert you saw?

Muse in Athens last July. But after that I was in various other concerts of choirs and little bands here that you probably don't know of.

80: Hot tea or cold tea?

Hot tea.

81: Tea or coffee?

Tea. Coffee causes me to tremble.

82: Sugar or snickerdoodles?

What the hell is a snickerdoodle? *Googles it* A biscuit? Why is it that against sugar... oh. Biscuits, then.

Wow this meme is very American isn't it.

83: Can you swim well?

I can float, move around and sink a little if I want to, but I'm not that good with it. I learnt swimming when I was 11 and I've only practiced about a few weeks per year, some years I didn't even practice at all.

84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Yes.

85: Are you patient?

I wouldn't say so.

86: DJ or band, at a wedding?

Anything as long as it's not something I hate with the power of a thousand suns and it's not in super ultra full volume. Unfortunately for me, that's how Greek weddings almost always go.

87: Ever won a contest?

There was one singing contest I won when I was in a children's camp some 10 years ago, though not first place.

88: Ever have plastic surgery?

No, though if I ever did, I would do something to raise my upper eyelids.

89: Which are better black or green olives?

I'd say both. We have a black olive tree in our garden back in my hometown though, so I've eaten way more black than green olives.

90: Can you knit or crochet?

My grandma taught me knitting when I was little but I never bothered practicing. Now it's weird because it's such a trend even guys knit.

91: Best room for a fireplace?

In the center of a room, with a circular sofa around it.

92: Do you want to get married?

..... Eh.

93: If married, how long have you been married?

94: Who was your HS crush?

Who was my what?

95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?

... No, I'm not five anymore.

96: Do you have kids?

No.

97: Do you want kids?

.... Eh.

98: What's your favorite color?

I like most colours, but I'd say my favourite hues are blue and purple.

99: Do you miss anyone right now?

My family, but mostly my sister and my baby nephew.

#me for ts #meme #long post for ts

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