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#Kyle Ellis talks!
Hi everyone!!! oh and charlie too i guess.
I hope everyone is well!!! :3
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[[Kayci is stunned that she is getting attention so quickly, and is a little afraid to respond]]
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“OUTTA MY WAY!” “ACK—”
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“Nice to see we got some fans already! My name is Kyle and I’m doing great. That was my girlfriend, Kayci. Damn she’s the best. Anyways it’s nice to meet’cha!”
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[[He’s just staring…]]
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dearinglovebot · 3 months
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if you think about it agent argylle is a canonical he/she pronoun user
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sadlynotthevoid · 1 year
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Dp x dc fic idea: Danny and Wes, who were dating/married, are reincarnated as Jason and Kyle. For some reason, though, Danny was born Jason, the detective-trained, intelligent one, and Wes is the space police, art kid. Some other characters also reincarnate but they and Ellie are the main ones, I think.
After Jason takes a swim in the pit pool, he starts having weird dreams where he was a couple of ghost hunters' son. He assumes it's some side effect of his childhood trauma mixed with magic green water. He supposes it will pass and shrugs it off.
He supposed bad.
As day pass and his head gets clearer his dreams get more and more vivid. And crazier. Apparently, his dream! him it's not only the town's ghost hunters' son, but also a half-ghost hero, the king of a whole dimension, and has a clone. A clone, who is a girl.
He tries not to think too much about it, but those dreams left him feeling so nostalgic. Like there was a time when his normality was fighting ghost with a vegan goth girl and a tech geek genius, occasionally ruining a billionaire's plan.
He tells himself it's nothing. That it's just a reflection of his traumas and desires.
It doesn't work.
Of course, it blows up on his face, as things tend to do.
He's walking through the league's passageways when he sees her. Dark hair, big eyes, tanned skin, brows furrowing— A kid.
A little girl, not arrives at his waist even, with short hair and a sword in hand, facing a trained assassin. An assassin who's about to stab her— or was, before something green and burning came out of his hand, knocking him down.
"What the fuck".
The girl is looking at him.
"Language". She seems to be fine but he's not sure, he'll ask Talia to check her later, but now— "I'm walking out and lighting up this place, wanna come?"
Her eyes wide up and shouts an incredulous look at him, then a contemplating one. Then at the corpse, then at him again. She does that three times more before she shrugs, "Sure".
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"I'm Jason, by the way".
"Mara".
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flamingpudding · 1 month
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I'm back with a part 4 if you want to do it it's kind of more of a crack write I just need Klarion trying to explain the family tree
But not explaining how he was made at all So Young Justice and the Justice League are now convinced that a the Ghost King was a teenage parent who is now 27 years old and just passed college with a degree in astronomy and machinery
Klarion's other parent is a a crazy fruit loop 64 year old millionaire who went to college with Klarion's Mom parents who had an emotionally unhealthy obsession with his mom's mother and then it passed on to his mom.
And he has an older sister who is technicality a clone of his mom but also has the bastards DNA so fundamentally making Ellie Vlad Master and Mom's first born kid but there's six other siblings that Klarion had that died back a while back but Mom got granddad who's apparently the time lord AKA Cronos which is a whole another long story to go back in time and save those kids get them fixed up and now Klarion technicality has seven older siblings which all do their own things
And then he starts mentioning his uncle who is a 9 ft yeti his technicality auntie who is a medieval ghost princess who can turn into a dragon his auntie Pandora and his his grandfather cronos
My names for the six other clone children are Donald (he/him), Cecelia (they/she), Bartholomew(Them/They), Kyle AKA Bite(He/It), Brutus(He/They), and then there's Danna (She/Her) who actually really like the name Dan and asked Klarion if could have it when Klarion changed his name
Sorry if this is a little bit too much I've just really been thinking about au for this after the last part you made I hope this helps you with your writing or at least makes you laugh but I really love the idea of Danny's AKA somewhat clone children and finding their own personalities and and fighting themselves out of just being failed clone of their mom also I love the idea of Danny going back in time to save the rest of the clone kids cuz now he's a mature adult who wants to save their lives and wants them to grow into their own people.
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I probably did way to much research into all the fandoms I am in to see what I could tie into this... And yet this feels shorter than it should but I also currently lack the time to add more. But for now I hope this will be satisfactorily.
Also this family tree idea especially the part of saving the melted clones. LOVE IT!
So even though it took me a while! here is Part 4 you inspired! Thanks so much for the ask!
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"Dude, you are making us only curious!" Impulse spoke up as he sat down next to Klarion who had his head in his hands. "Like you and your mom can't just drop your family lore like that!"
The witch boy on the other hand looked up with narrowed eyes at the speedster. "What lore?"
"Let's see, the part that apparently a Vlad tried to kill your Grandpa to make friends several time. That your mom is 'ghost' adopted by the lord of time Cronos and Pandora, which makes us family too by the way, and that you have a sister that apparently is even crazier than what we got to know of your family so far." Wonder Girl counted off her fingers next to him grinning as she mentioned the part of probably being a part of his 'crazy' family too. Which hell yea, that sounded like a lot of fun to be explored she would have to talk with Wonder Woman about that as soon as possible.
"Also..." Red Robin added as he flipped through the photo album that apparently no one remembered he had. He was turning it around and pointed at a particular photo with a wild bunch of people in it that varied between more human and well... less humanoid people. One of them definitely was a Yeti and there was also what looked like living armor as well as Teekly (they knew that demon cat at least), a giant green dog and for some reasons there was a green aggressive looking Octopus in the background too. "...how are you related to a Yeti?"
"Hey that man there and those other teens in the picture actually have some resembles with you! Do you have older brothers too?" Superboy additionally asked as he moved around Red Robin to see the photo better pointing at a man that appeared to be in this late twenties, blue eyed, black haired and a little on the buffer side. If he didn't know any better and the fact that he should keep his mouth shut about their actual identities he would have jokingly asked Red Robin if his family would like to add more kids considering Klarions family apparently had a bunch of black haired blue eyed members too, judging by the photo at least.
"What are you talking about. That man is my mom and yes the others are actually my older brothers and that Yeti is uncle Frostbite who also happens to be the best medic in the Infinite Realms" The four teen heroes looked stunned at the picture and then back at the Ghost King that was smiling at them, still seated by the dinner table with their mentors. Who by the way were now perking up at the change of topic and the information they could gain with it, well Wonder Woman was more interested in the apparently extended family she had.
"Oh I remember we took this photo last year, it was such a hassle to get everyone into one place with them all being busy doing their own things." Danny mused for a moment, remembering fondly how he had to literally drag some of the kids home through a portal.
"It was more annoying than anything too since I was declared to be the youngest...." Klarion muttered also remembering that day not as fondly as his mother.
"Wait, wait, wait! That is a picture of your family? I need an explanation buddy!" Impulse cut in without shame, quickly removing the picture from the photo album to get a better look at it before holding it out to Klarion so he could explain all the individuals. "Plus why does your mom look soooo.... human?"
The witch boy on the other hand stared at him for a couple of seconds before looking over towards his mother as if waiting for something. After a moment the teen heroes as well as their mentors saw Danny nod with a little smile. "This dimension doesn't have the GIW so its fine, the Justice League Dark won't be a problem either, right?." Constantine flinched at the smile the Ghost King was giving him, muttering something under his breath as he had hoped his presence had been forgotten.
"Since mom is giving his okay...." Klarion mutter sitting crosslegged on the ground as he snatched the photo album from Red Robin and flipped through it. "Lets start with the easiest stuff to explain."
Danny chuckled noticing that not only the teen heroes but their mentors as well showed an interest. He choose to stay quiet letting the adults listen in on the kids, and if things went bad he would just ask Clockwork if they could revert time back to this moment and he would change his nod of permission to a shake of denial.
"Okay first of, this is my mom and his sister Jasmine, this is Danielle my older sister and that hulk with flaming white hair and blueish skin is me. That was before I got deaged because of destabilising." Klarion explained flipping to a photo of him, Danny, Jazz and Danielle. "Mom was around fifteen, Aunt Jazz about seventeen and Ellie should have been about a year old but she was aged up to twelve. They look human in this one because well they are. Mom was originally human and became what you call in this dimension a Meta through an accident."
"Wait... that would mean your mom... How could he have two kids at that age of fourteen? You look like an adult and your sister was aged up?" Wonder Girl couldn't help but ask as she looked from the photo and back to Danny at the dinner table again.
"That's cause Vlad was a fu-"
"Language Klarion!"
"Vlad was a fruitloop. That photo was taken shortly after Vlad and I sort of redeemed our selfs. Plus, mom didn't really have my sister and me willingly.... we were kind of forced upon him in a way." Klarion explained shrugging. "Old Man Vlad had an obsession with his mom that then turned on mom, which resulted in my oldest sister Danielle first. Actually, a lot of my elder siblings resulted from that, but they didn't survive it the first time, Mom got Old Man Clocks help to save them once he got used to being the Ghost King. I got added to the mix shortly after my sister, but... i wasn't in the best state of mind at first, kind of went through a redemption phase in which mom had to fix the timeline of our original home dimension, too."
Danny chuckled again at the disturbed looks the teens were giving his son as well as the looks their mentors sent him. He probably should correct Klarion's wording... but being one of the gremlins of his family he just smiled on, not commenting. He really understands now why Pops Clockwork liked watching the chaos he used to cause as teen, and still sometimes causes as adult.
"Klarion... how old is this Old Man Vlad?" Red Robin asked grimacing as his eyes under the mask flicked up to the Ghost King and then back to the witch boy both seemingly unbothered by the disturbing information they were sharing.
"In human years... probably around 67? You stop counting age at some point if your a halfa." Klarion shrugged, not noticing the grimaces of the teens around him. "Anyway, Ellie is sort of the first born. I came in after that, with my core being a mix of Mom and Vlad. Not DNA wise though since I came to be because of their ghost cores. That's why I look like that in this photo. Though human DNA wise I am probably now mostly Moms, we never bothered to ask the old man."
Danny muffled another chuckle, coughing as Superman sent him an incredulous look of shook while he felt Batmans burning gaze on him.
"You... mentioned more siblings?" Red Robin asked carefully sharing a look with his team, feeling like there was a whole lot of trauma in Klarions family he wasn't sure they should address or not. So asking after his siblings was probably, hopefully the safest option. They didn't know that while there was trauma in the witch boy's family it was not the kind they were imagining.
"Yea I got a bunch more brothers, Vlad was a evil crazy fuitloop, before he redeemed himself. They all kind of melted in one timeline but mom and Grandpa Clock found a way to save them." Klarion nodded flipping to another photo containing him, as he looked now, and all his siblings.
"So, Ellie you know about already. The one with the sunglasses and died hair is Bartholomew, second oldest. They made themselves a home in other dimension, barely at home cause he has to much fun messing with something called a 'Starstream' by being a 'Constellation' and throwing gold coins at 'Incarnations'. Don't ask me what that means, I barely pay attention when he gushes about his favorit 'Incarnation'. They spent like all their money and pocket money there. Aunt Jazz thinks he might develop a gambling addiction if we don't stop his spendings." The teen heroes eyed the teen that looked like a young adult grinning in the photo as the witch boy pointed at the one next to them. "The one with the vile is my elder brother Bite, most responsible one of this bunch. Mom even allowed him to take care of a couple of dimensions by taking the role of being their God of Death. I think he messed them up more than helped but he is doing a somewhat good job, even if he is sort of obsessed with making some red head his saint or something..."
"One of your sibs is a God?" Impulse gabbed and Klarion just blinked at him with a shrug. "My Grandfather is the ruler of Time, your point is? Wonder Girl is also related to a God of your dimension."
"Never mind him, moving on." A yelp resounded as Superboy pushed Impulse head down leaning in more to see the photo better. "You got one emo looking brother there!"
"Oh that's Yamikumo, he is like a year or two older than me right now, in human years. He barely got any of mom's powers so he choose to try to life a somewhat normal life but weirdly enough he choose a dimension that is ruled by people who have powers and abilities, you know like the Meta Humans of this dimension. Now that I think about it, he is also the only one who actually is studying on how to be a Hero."
"Do you end up fighting with him if he studies to be a hero?" Wonder Girl whisper asked him with a quick glance towards their mentors, to which Klarion shook his head. "As long as we leave the dimensions one of us choose to live in alone we usually don't fight about stuff like that, aside from the usual sibling fights that is. Then again I do have some siblings that like to make bets like who is better at ruling as demon lord, or who can safe a dying timeline quicker."
Danny chuckled again as he watched the kids, Klarion had definitely caused some misunderstandings with his wording. Then again it wasn't like Klarion said anything that wasn't true, but then again his son loved chaos. So there was a suspicion that Klarion intentionally choose the way he worded the explanation about how he and Ellie came to be as well as the rest of siblings.
"So....." Superman slowly started wondering how he should bring up the topic. "...you became a mom at 14?"
"Say Danny is there a way for me to meet this Vlad? You know since we are family." Wonder Woman also asked smiling in a certain way that reminded Danny of Valerie when she was mad but didn't want to show right away how mad she was, to which the Ghost King on reflex could do nothing but gulp for a moment. Not noticing that a green post it note appeared on the table before him.
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puppetmaster13u · 1 month
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Prompt 263
Once More, we return to Tiamat prompts. 
It was a wonderful idea, really! If one of them couldn’t break the barrier, then surely their combined might would do it! And it had! It had worked, even if their remaining humanity was sacrificed. They’d done it, they’d made it where everyone could escape, could leave!
… Except for them. Someone had to close the portal. And it all would have been fine, if not for the remnants of the GIW. One last hail mary from the imbeciles, they all supposed. Trapping them here within the Zone. 
Separated from their families, from the pair of children they had agreed to raise. At least their siblings would watch over Ellie and Jordan. Kyle could hide them, make sure they were safe. Jazz… Jazz was gone, the final straw in this plan. 
They screamed, they raged, they destroyed in grief for those that didn’t make it, and for those who had but had nowhere to go. No portals opened, even as they tore at the green around them. They fought, any that thought they were weak, that they were merely a beast, an abomination trapped in chains of science and gold. 
There was nothing that could be done, Frostbite had said, sympathy in his voice. No way to turn back the clock with how entwined they had become, Clockwork had explained. The only thing they could do was wait, Pandora had tried to sooth, despite it doing nothing. 
They wrenched open the coffin in a hazy fury, tearing apart armies like it was blades of grass. Their maws devoured dead who had lost themselves and become mere husks and thralls, lashing tails ripping through armour like it was nothing. 
And then as titans, they clashed with the one who had once stolen the city here. There was no desperation from them this time, no armor besides scales unbreakable as flames and storms and ice and thorns ripped islands apart. There was no desperation besides that of their opponent’s. 
There was a pleasure in their victory, before it was wrenched away. What use was a crown when their family wasn’t there? When their daughter, their son, their children were not there by their side? 
Paulina laughed, hysterical as ectoplasm dripped from her maw as Kwan howled. Their body was covered in it, their rampage that had no use, no reason leaving a trail of destruction behind them. Is this what they wanted? 
No. 
Danny raised his head from the dissolving corpses to look towards the obliterated roof of the Keep, once so terrifying now turning to dust like the crown. The crown reforming above their heads, heavy and almost choking. 
They would carry this weight together. Would restructure things, would do what they had wanted to do for Amity before the Barriers. They’d work together to rebuild the Realms, make it safer, make it safe for those newly dead. 
No matter how long it took, no matter how hard it would be to fix the destruction they had wrought in this meaningless battle. (“Danny, you’re the spokesperson,” Sam spoke up, thorn-like scales ruffling. “You’re most familiar with the realms thanks to the Infinimap.” Fair. “We’ll need allies, we’re only nine people.”)
(“Let me talk to the egyptian afterlife,” Tucker sounded exhausted, hood folding back. “I’m most familiar with them… Star, Paulina, you’re both Princess Dora’s favorites-”)
(“We can do it. Just give us time.” “Maybe a to-do list.” “Clockwork. We need to talk to Clockwork, he’d be most familiar with this.” “Rest first, nerds. We’re all… exhausted.”)
(Valerie laughed tiredly, blades melting to heal a broken horn. “Time isn’t linear here Dash. You know that. I know that. For once we’re the ones with time to spare.” It would take years to get things up to snuff. Make things Safe for when they could bring their families here.)
Their eyes opened as the now flimsy chains shattered, a smile stretching across the shared face of their humanoid form. Soon. They could return to the mortal realm soon. Just a little more, and they could see their little ones.  They'd waited a thousand years, they could wait a few days more.
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@fairy-lights-and-blobs @radiance1 You both seem to enjoy my Tiamat prompts/Aus lol
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simmyfrobby · 1 month
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fayoftheforest · 8 months
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human kite & antisemitism
In the notes of my recent meta on Vampire Kyle AUs, a user reflected on how similar antisemitic stereotypes might overlap with his TFBW character as well. Since I also have some thoughts on this and enjoyed putting together the last lil post I thought I’d do another on this subject too :) 
South Park Fandom Wiki states that Human Kite is heavily inspired by Superman, “being a faraway alien with the ability to fly and to shoot lasers out of his eyes, even wearing a costume with the color red, yellow, and blue and a symbol in his chest to match.”  I think this is pretty cool! Superman was created by Jewish immigrants and is very Jewish-coded in his origin story, being “a refugee with the Hebrew-inspired name ‘Kal-El’ who escaped a dying world and fought Nazis during World War II” (JewishUnpacked). I don’t know if Tratt were aware of these roots, but either way, I think it’s pretty neat :)
South Park Fandom Wiki also claims that Kyle playing an alien character “may be a reference to how Adolf Hitler did not consider Jews ‘human.’" This is. Uh. Less neat.
Similarly upsetting is the name itself, Human Kite, which is a play on words with the horrific ethnic slur “kike.” American Jewish Committee posits that the term “is derived from the Yiddish word for circle, ‘kikel,’ a reference to how Jewish immigrants at Ellis Island signed their entry forms: a circle as opposed to an X, which Jews associated with the cross of Christianity. Immigration officers described those who signed forms with a circle as ‘kikel,’ eventually being shortened to ‘kike.’”
Did Matt and Trey really create his entire character just so that Cartman could call him Human Kike that one time? I can’t say for certain, just in the same way I don’t have a direct quote from them confirming the reasoning behind their selections of names for Kyle and Ike. But I can tell you that if you put ‘em together and you get… yeah. Yep. “Kike” again. Thank you, Tratt, very cool 👍Get a new joke maybe :/
Now, let’s talk specifically about his laser powers. Up until researching for this meta, I had presumed that Kyle’s ability to shoot lasers from his eyes was a direct reference to the Jewish Space Laser conspiracy popularised to the public by terrifyingly influential political figure Marjorie Taylor Greene. In 2018, Greene wrote a Facebook rant speculating that the California wildfires were caused by a giant laser floating in space, owned by the Jews. Very normal thing to believe :|
However, during my research, I realised that these timelines did not match up. As mentioned, Greene’s rant was shared in 2018, but didn’t go viral until 2021. Meanwhile, South Park’s The Fractured But Whole was released way back in 2017! What I had initially assumed was another antisemitic reference is in fact just a dreadful and ridiculous coincidence. Nonetheless, It’s still a commonality that’s worth pointing out, I think.
Just as an aside, I’d like to take this opportunity to give a shoutout to cousin Kyle’s version of Human Kite. Everything about him is an egregious Jewish caricature, from his irritating, snivelling voice to his long list of health issues. It’s not my fault that the limited Jewish gene pool has fucked me over, Tratt! Leave me alone! A meta about antisemitism within Cousin’s Kyle characterisation would be a mile long, so I’ll spare you that for now.
Anyway, what does this all mean when we’re creating fan content around TFBW? Must we just chuck the Human Kite persona into a blender and never speak of it again? Not necessarily. Speaking as a Jewish fandom member, I quite enjoy reading and writing Human Kite. It��s a fun character to play around with! Despite his unfortunate roots, I don’t believe including him is innately antisemitic. It just depends on how you go about doing it! If he’s not secretly running the world, controlling the banks and Hollywood, or consuming the blood of innocent Christians, you’re on the right track. 
You could even go for a little meta-commentary and acknowledge the antisemitic coding within the text! Here’s an example of how I did that in my upcoming TFBW reality swap fic (don’t question why there’s two of everyone, it makes sense within the text lmao)
“Wait, you’re telling me in an alternate reality we’re all aliens?” Kyle gawks at this funhouse-mirror version of himself, who’s busy gawking right back. “No, Kyle, just—just you,” Kenny says. “Oh.” Kyle narrows his eyes. “You know, it’s difficult not to interpret this with antisemitic undertones.” “What, like the Jewish Space Laser conspiracy?” Cartman asks. Mysterion frowns. “Jewish people have space lasers in your universe?” “No,” Cartman sighs and shakes his head forlornly, before muttering, “it’s a made-up rumour to perpetuate mistrust and hatred towards the Jewish community.” “Alright, don’t sound so disappointed,” Kyle huffs. “Guys!” Stan says. “Can we not start this argument again?” “I never said it was a cool rumour, Kyle!” Cartman snaps defensively. “Obviously it’s super harmful and whatever. All I meant was that it would have been cool if it were real. Because, like, space lasers are awesome! Right?” He looks to Kite, apparently presuming that they’re an authority on the matter. “Um.” Kite blinks, then says hesitantly, “I can shoot lasers… from my eyes. And once I did sort of fly up into space and magnify the lasers to destroy Chaos’s tin foil factory. So, uh. Does that help?” Cartman’s face lights up and is split in half by an enthusiastic grin. “It helps a lot, actually.” Kyle groans and pinches his nose. “You have no idea how much education you’ve just undone, dude.” He opens his eyes to glower at Kite. Kenny glances at Chaos. “Tin foil factory?” Chaos waves a hand dismissively. “Outsourcing proved more efficient.”
There we go! A lighthearted little nod, which acknowledges potential antisemitic readings of Human Kite, without justifying or excusing it. It’s not at all necessary when creating fan content around Human Kite, but just know that that’s an option to you, if you so choose. Just make sure antisemites are the butt of your joke, and not Jewish people, lmao.
I’ll finish up by returning to my general sentiment that I held in my Vamp!Kyle post. If you conduct your creations with a basic level of awareness and self-reflection, you’ll probably be alright. Just stay in the know, and you’re all good to go 😎
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These are one of the few Slenderverse ive watched that no one really talks about or have zero content 
Posting this mostly cause 
1. I wanna see more content about them and more people talking about them
2. To feed the starved people like me for new Slenderverse content 
(Series like MH, EMH, T12 etc will be tagged but only so more people can see this)
Hollowhemlocks
It follows our protagonist named Jesse, who started at first as a hiking tips channel. After the unexpected death of his friend, Adam, things take a spiral for the worst.
I fucking love this series so much and it's still ongoing so if you wanna feel the thrill of keeping up with a Slenderverse this it.
ICANSEETHEGIANT
To be honest I do find it kinda hard to explain but basically. The Teacher is a mysterious entity that runs the channel with the purpose of giving riddles to its students and teaching them Aesop's fables. As the series progresses though we get a more prominent protagonist named Mitchell. 
That's all I'm sharing, go watch it. It's good and the Teacher is such a criminally underrated character. Also it is connected to Stan Frederick. Plan to rewatch it soon.
One Hundred Yard Stare
Young girl named Ellie and her friends start getting stalked by Slenderman, yet it seems like it's not her first rodeo. They are also stalked by a guy with a gas mask that does not have nice intentions.
One of the few Slenderverses with female protagonists, I absolutely loved the direction they went with it. The few twists there somehow caught me on rewatch since i watched it in 2020.
Afraidathome
A young man named Kyle starts hearing weird noises in his walls as he tries to figure out why this happens.
I loved this series as i recently finished it but it can get a bit confusing. I recommend checking the Tumblr and Twitter for better context but trust me it's sure to be a ride.
Stateofamadman
Guy named Cole starts hearing weird knocking at his door so he makes a channel to record whatever the fuck is going on when an unknown J.W. walks in. 
Another ongoing one from what I know. I honestly don't have much else to say. I just like Cole as a character really.
There is more but i will probably make a part 2 once I'm done rewatching them or finishing them so yeah that's all for now lolz
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Welcome to my shithole ask blog for my DSAF ocs. Enjoy your stay or smth idk.
Asks are: Open!
Rules for the blog:
Please be respect the character’s boundaries!
Be as mean as you want to charlie.
Nothing too Nsfw please!
I fucking hate charlie
Other things
If you color the names of the characters, here’s a reference to how I’d like them to be colored:
Kayci Smith |—| Kyle Ellis |—| Aaron Williams |—| charlie
Character reference sheet!!!
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And then there’s charlie. They use They/It, and are a fucking parasite. They have no physical form, so no reference sheet. They are a bitch. Pure evil. I hate them.
Extra information!!
They all know Tomas, my other Oc. Go check out his personal Ask blog!
I draw most responses to asks, so be patient if you send one in.
Ah. That’s all. Okay fun. Whee!!!! Bye bye!!!
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starlightshore · 1 year
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my AU's take on the school crowd!
story takes place modern day
Jazz takes after her father -always felt it weird neither kid looked like Jack much. So Jazz inherited his bulk.
Sam is nonbinary and uses they/she
Tucker is a semi-popular twitch streamer (as in, popular for Casper High, not as in, internet famous)
Danny is the shortest cause i like having short protagonists. still has his lighting scar and electric powers
Wes. So tall that he's a lil intimidating to the other kids. That, and he's a bit stand offish and mutters a lot to himself. He's actually not outcasted for his outlandish theories -he'd rather play vigilante/ private investigator on his own, sharing his theories to the school's facebook group or whatever
Kyle goes to school in PJs. got senioritis so bad.
i've talked about Dani/Ellie in my AU before -short story is she's an alternative timeline version of Danny who's taken refuge in this universe. Her timeline is VASTLY different and therfore has little to do with Danny past DNA (including the Dumbass Teenager gene)
nothing really to add onto the popular kids, i made star chubby because we need more body diversity
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boredwrites · 9 months
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Hi! So I saw your post where you said to just message you but the message thing wasn’t there so I hope it’s okay I’m doing it this way. Anyway. I was wondering if you could write a Kyle Crane x reader fluff? I don’t have any qualifications or desires other than it be fluff and romantic. If not don’t feel pressured I’ve just noticed crane x reader fics are minimal to none lmao
Kyle Crane fluff hcs
Thanks for requesting! Very rare to get Dying Light x reader content. Since there's no plot idea, these will just be general fluff hcs.
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First of all, Kyle is a gentleman. I'm talking about opening doors for you, pulling your chair out and pushing it in, etc. Even if you're a runner, desensitized to gore and nasty stuff, he'll keep treating you like royalty (to the best of his abilities).
When he can find the time, Kyle loves slow dancing. When you're both in a safe zone and a nice song comes on the small radio, he always takes you by the hand and pulls you into a dance.
He is very protective over you. He doesn't like it if/when you go outside. Not because he doesn't trust you. It's other people he doesn't trust. And zombies. So he insists he comes with you every time.
If you two come across any of Rais's thugs or any other thieves, Kyle will insist you stay behind him and let him take care of them. He loves being the protector. If any of the men lay a hand on you, he's going feral. He knows you can take care of yourself, he just can't stand the thought of you getting hurt.
This man? This man right here? He's a cuddler. He looooves cuddles. He loves to lay on his back with your head on his chest and body between his legs. He loves running his hand through your hair. He feels so proud of himself if you fall asleep on him. He's so happy you trust him enough.
When he's out, Kyle keeps an eye out for anything you'd like. A certain flower, clothing, cigarettes (if you smoke), anything. He loves your reactions to all his gifts.
If you get bit, this man will not hesitate to give you a dose of Antizin before himself. Don’t argue with him, it’ll make him upset.
Sooooo good with kids. If you have a kid or a kid sibling, he will be their best friend forever. I’m not kidding, this guy loves kids. If you don’t, he totally understands and won’t be upset by that. But good lord he wants one.
If you have plushies, please tell him their names. If they don't have any, he'll give them names. Like genuine names like Ellie, Thomas, Sam. But of course he'll make an exception for some like Sir Buttons, Son of Knight Stuffins the Fourth.
Kyle is a dog person and will bring home a dog if he finds one. Don't worry, the virus only affects people, not animals. He and the dog will both give you puppy dog eyes to convince you to let him keep it. No point in telling him no. All he'll hear is yes.
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guiltygearconfessions · 3 months
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(I am in shock at the insane Robo Ky post, so have this promotion talking about our survivor, Robert Kyle. I love how all I did was make him Ellis.) (Yes that's his actual name) (Yes, this is a L4D2 crossover) (He will love to share his stories with you all)
(Anyways, yes, I now only play Guilty Gear because of Robo Ky)
'insane Robo-Ky post' do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
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sillyunknownkitkat · 5 months
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Hey !
Now, I know this account had other names and did other things in the past but this time I'll use it to write headcanons, oneshots, series,... about characters and self insert (so reader's) and character ×/+ character
So please send ask but be mindful of the rules that are under the cut :)
ABSOLUTE NO'S :
Anything with poop
Pee if it's sexual (but it can be a little reader having a accident for example)
Pedophilia (the best I'll do is 16 and 18 but if one of the characters is older then they have to at least be 18)
Extreme NSFW (if it's in your ask I'll explain)
Poly releshionship with more than 4 people
Anything with actual rape (cnc might be okay)
Racism coming from the reader or the characters (But can be a headcanons if you got harassed by someone for exemple)
Death (like suicide or someone graphically killing another [for the last of us and resident evil "zombies" dying ate okay]
Sexual Assault (once again if it's too graphic)
SUBJECT YOU CAN ASK :
Any hardcore kink (if you're not sure you can message me and we'll talk about it)
worms, maggots, ...
Fluff, angst, nsfw, ...
LGTBQIIA+
Self insert or a ship
Headcanons, oneshots, ...
Self harm (not too graphic)
Eating disorders (again not too graphic)
Mental illnesses
Hybrid characters (like puppy!Chris, bunny!Izuku, ...)
Pretty much anything actually as long as it's no from the list above
FANDOMS AND CHARACTERS :
UNDERTALE : Sans, Papyrus, Asgore, Toriel, Alphys, Undyne, Mettaton, Grillby, Muffet, Frisk, Chara, Asriel, Astel (I don't remember for wich au or wich au but it's a new Dreemurr basically), Gaster => and their Au's such as
-Undertale, Underswap, Underfell, Swapfell, story shift, horrortale, echotale, gastergang, dreamtale, Ink, Error, Fresh, aftertale, reaper, ... all of the basics
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RESIDENT EVIL : Chris Redfield, Leon S. Kennedy, Carlos Oliveira, Ethan Winters, Rose winters, Zoé Baker, Lucas Baker, Karl Heisenberg, Dona Beneviento ,... No big Au's but might change from which game they're in and I can "change what happens"
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THE LAST OF US (1 AND 2) : Ellie Williams, Joel Miller, Dina Woodward, Jesse, Tommy Miller, Abby Anderson, Many/Mani, Owen, ... the games, not the series, tho
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SALLY FACE : Sal Fisher, Larry Johnson, Lisa Johnson, Ashley Campbell, ...
Same as above, no Au's, but changes in the game are okay
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MY HERO ACADEMIA : Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugou, Eijirou Kirishima, Shoto Todoroki, Kaminari Denki, Mina Ashido, Hanta Sero, Hitoshi Shinsou,Tokoyami Fumikage, Tenya Iida, Mirio Togata, Tamaki Amajiki, Nejire Hadou, Shouta Aizawa, Hizashi Yamada, Toshinori Yagi, Keigo Takami, Rumi Usagiyama, Tenko Shimura, Touya Todoroki, Himiko Toga, Jin Bubaigawara, Shuichi Iguchi, Kai Chisaki, Hari Kurono, Kendo Rappa, Shin Nemoto, Toya Setsuno, ...
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CALL OF DUTY : John "Bravo 6" Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, John(ny) "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garick, Alex Keller, Nikolai Badanov, Kate Laswell, Alejandro Vargas, Valeria Garza, Keegan Russ, Konig, Phillips Graves, Kim Horangi, ...
That's all for now :) Don't be shy and ask
Hope you have a good day/night and be safe everyone <3
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leonscape · 20 days
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reacting to all the villains as someone who likes charismatic heroes. these are my initial thoughts after reading the prologue
-william rex
ok vlad i mean william whatever you say mate. the reddest flag is when he made us walk to him with his special powers like damn bro chill we can talk this out. we didn’t even show any intention of running. actually im not sure what would be worse, him forcing us to do something against our will with his powers or him chasing and grabbing us also forcing us against our will. 6/10 he distracted us from that weird magic show lowkey i wish we were paying attention tho. he does seem a little nice tho
-harrison gray
i like how his last name is spelt with an a instead of an e despite him being british or whatever. anyways he’s normal i keep forgetting him tho but maybe he’s my type. i think everyone thinks harrison is my type. not much else to say he doesn’t really stand out among the others. 6.5/10 tho i think he’s ok but he gives me nokto vibes and im not vibing with that right now.
-liam evans
oh dear i saw the content warning and i scrolled away so fast i don’t want to touch it he must get up to a lot of bad things because he’s curious. i also don’t like cat like characters. but i have to be fair to him. 3/10 he didn’t do anything wrong but i already don’t like his type.
-elbert greetia
he comes from a long line of kingsley-michel’s. why did he ask if we’re beautiful like don’t you decide that for yourself? he’s a little weird and i’m not really a fan of any blue eyed blond guys so yeah sorry bro 4/10 maybe it’ll change when i get to know him.
-alfons sylvatica
i like his name. that’s about it. kinda like harrison, he didn’t stand out to me he’s ok not really raising a red flag for me right now. i feel like someone will respond with all the horrible things alfons has done. 5/10 you’re ok bud
-roger barel
why he kinda look like jin tho. is it his size or is it the haircut? idk but im also in the middle about him too 5/10 he does stand out and i like him but at the same time i don’t like him? he’s giving very much faust vibes and that’s not my vibe but i hope he’s more like kyle?
-jude jazza
rude mf 4/10 although he is right for being cautious of telling us everything. oh also i like how they write his speech
-ellis twilight
haha i have an oc named ellis. i like his name although it does make me think of the twilight saga. anyways i actually kinda really like him i thought he was being very real but also pretty kind. suggesting to kill us is a little too much but he is happiness obsessed so im interested. he speaks in a soft way and maybe that is lowering my guard. 7/10 i do like tall guys too
-victor
bro just has no last name? he’s like if clavis and sariel got stuck in the same body and learned how to get along. i actually really liked him as well. he was quite friendly and i liked how cheerful he sounded and he was willing to give us a job and spare our lives 7/10 im curious about him but i fell like i won’t like him in the future
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straightbait tournament F.A.Q.
where can i find the current polls?
all polls will be tagged as #straightbait tournament round (numeral), so you should be able to find them there.
however, if the tags are fucked, here:
kurosaki ichigo and kuchiki rukia VS gregory house and lisa cuddy
himmel and frieren VS abbie mills and ichabod crane
jeff winger and britta perry VS ochako uraraka and izuku midoriya
asuka tenjoin and yuki judai VS mako mori and raleigh becket
bow and glimmer VS galo and aina
keiichi maebara and rena ryugu VS hardwon surefoot and moonshine cybin
edward elric and winry rockbell but SPECIFCIALLY from fma 2003 VS maka albarn and soul evans
cali and flynn VS akko kagari and andrew hanbridge
steve harrington and robin buckley VS roy mustang and riza hawkeye
fox mulder and dana scully VS clara oswald and the twelfth doctor
tatiana slohzno and curt mega VS mako, korra, and asami
eva garvey and gabriel VS tyler rake and nik khan
alec hardy and ellie miller VS oscar francois de jarjayes and andre grenadier
ash ketchum and misty VS hikaru hitachiin and haruhi fujioka
matthew and mary crawley VS willow park and hunter
ava silva and michael salvius VS nina zenik and matthias helvar
kipo oak and benson mekler VS chrissie cunningham and eddie munson
ted lasso and rebecca welton VS luke skywalker and leia organa
the twelfth doctor and missy VS roman roy and gerri kellman
sam winchester and rowena macleod VS bruce wayne and selina kyle
bellamy blake and clarke griffin VS kathryn janeway and chakotay
livvy blackthorn and kit herondale VS tim drake and stephanie brown
brienne of tarth and jaime lannister VS merlin and morgana
jason grace and piper mclean VS peggy carter and daniel sousa
you can find the round one bracket here.
what tags do you use?
#straightbait tournament round (numeral) - for polls from a specific round of the straightbait tournament.
#straightbait tournament - any post generally about the straightbait tournament.
#singles tournament round (numeral) - for polls from a specific round of the singles tournament.
#singles tournament - any post generally about the singles tournament.
#honor the fallen - posts announcing the eliminated baits from completed rounds.
#announcements - important announcements such as start and end dates for each round and other information directly related to the tournaments.
#mod talks - casual posts and most asks. if you only want to see info that is prescient to the tournament, you can block this tag.
#(ship or character names) propaganda - propaganda for individual straightbaits.
#basics - posts concerning "vital" information, like rules and faqs, although i'm pretty sure that tag is busted atm, so this faq is kind of taking the place of those posts. you can find the original rules post here.
#other tournaments - posts promoting other tournaments, in which this blog has been tagged. there are some pretty cool ones in there!
what's your policy on ties?
only a perfect 50/50 counts as a tie. if one bait is even .1% higher than another, they win. i did this because i thought it would be funny and i also want to avoid tiebreaker rounds as much as possible
do you reblog propaganda?
yes! you are free to tag me in propaganda or to send it as an ask, although i will probably not reblog/respond to anti-propaganda. (you're free to make it or tag me though, it'll probably make me laugh)
what are you counting as straightbait?
the definition of straightbait in this tournament is intentionally very loose, and the poll question is also vague on purpose (is it celebratory or derogatory? who knows). i've accepted submissions with more obvious examples of "straightbait", such as cases where m/f couples are teased but never get together or are revealed to be queer. however, i've also accepted couples where they have some kind of weird fucking thing going on that could be interpreted a number of ways but isn't straightforward canonical m/f romance, "buried straights" who die after romance is confirmed, and a number of other things. i go more into this tournament's definition of straightbait here and here.
why is this couple in the tournament if they get together canonically?
see above. in most cases where this question comes up, we're talking about buried straights. if the characters in question are queer, it is straightbait at least partially by virtue of those characters not being straight. and if neither of the above, the answer you are looking for will be in the propaganda.
you're free to argue about the validity of a straightbait in the tags, amongst yourselves, or in propaganda, but please don't come to me about whether a bait should or shouldn't be in the tournament. their inclusion on this blog + submitted propaganda speaks for itself
for more on queer characters being submitted to this tournament see this post and the tags of this post
what is The Policy?
sometimes i rb propaganda posts that i tag with #as per The Policy. the policy says that any time i encounter a post on my dash that is related to one of the pairs in this tournament such that it could be used as propaganda, i have to reblog it.
how were the matchups decided?
i sorted all my submissions into popularity tiers, then randomized matchups within each tier, so characters were matched up with others with equal or similar popularity to the best of my ability. tiers were based on how many submissions a pair received and how well they did in the singles tournament. there were five or six tiers in total, although it's been long enough since i made the bracket that i do not remember the exact number
what is the singles tournament?
the singles tournament was a preliminary tournament that i ran for every pairing or character that was only submitted once, hence "singles". i only automatically qualified straightbaits with more than one submission, so i did this to allow more submissions to enter the main tournament. also a chance to see your blorbo in a poll at least once, even if they didn't qualify
what should i do if you've gotten something wrong?
send me an ask or a message, or leave me a comment! if you send an ask, please specify if you want me to answer it privately, as i will answer publicly by default. although be advised if i've made a typo in a poll option or poll title, i cannot edit it
what should i call you?
i've been referring to myself as straightmod/mod, but you can also call me karinyo! i use they/them, he/him, and ze/hir
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have fun and enjoy your time here <3
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rainy-cweepyradi0 · 3 months
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RANT 2
second one cuz I feel like it
Kyle is really an a-hole. I know in the Sam's story he's like the second villain of some sorts but like this kid didn't even try to have a decent conversation with eteled. With all this time to think about it he chose to be ignorant and a jerk.
I think eteled has potential to be actually terrifying and dangerous (Go watch vibing leafs retake, it's really good. It's just me talking about the original story). In the creepypasta he isn't very menacing or dangerous besides to mii's and possibly The corrupted mii, I think that he could do so much more if we explored what supernatural possibilities a possessed mii with a blood lust can do. He could enter the real world through the TV, possess people,cause hallucinations or what not.
Some of the side characters need more attention. They feel so flat and uninteresting to me that just makes me wanna rethink my life choices. I know they're just side characters but I think Sam's mom, Ellie, Jane, Faith, Cooper and Dan, Jimmy (the guy would packed the Wii with eteled in it and just put it with the other boxes) and will could be so much more. I'm willing to see just a 5-8 minute long animation just about the side characters life tbh
End of rant. These are justy opinions so feel free to disagree.
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