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Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job #40: “Presidents” | March 23, 2009 - 12:30AM | S04E07

Happy New Years. It is 2024, and you know what that means. It’s a dang election year. What better way to kick it off than with an episode of a sketch comedy program titled “Presidents”, which references one of the sketches that’s in it.

The cold open is one of their most famous. It’s an ad intended for one person; Jim Boonie (whom they call back to in other sketches in the episode). The ad informs Jim that he’s to receive “Free Real Estate”, ending with a pretty funny line read for “It’s Free Real Estate” from Tim. This moment has been GIF’d into oblivion by net-crazy memesters, many of whom to this day will see Tim Heidecker in other projects and wonder aloud “Is that the guy from the Real Estate meme?”. This one advertises a website (freerealestateforjim.biz) but there ain’t nothing on there.

This one has a fairly low-effort/minimal framing device where Ben Hur is hosting the show. He is one of the nastiest men to ever live. He sits next to a small collection of hummel figurines and has video shoot out of his face, expressed with beams of light radiating outward, as a means for transition into new sketches. There’s not much to this one, but at least it’s specific.

Hey, it’s a Kid Break! They’ve yet to take this sketch to higher highs than the first installment, but you can’t blame them for trying. In this one, Tim’s character sings about having sensitive nipples that bleed when they rub up against his shirt. Eric is disgusted with him and plainly speaks his mind about it, suggesting that this is too specific of a problem to sing about. “This is a song about a woman’s problem and it’s disgusting”. This one has it’s moments and it's probably not the worst one of these, despite the in-universe objections being made about it.

Steve Brule gets an actual dang sketch and not just a Brules Rule or some kind of ass-slapping fest with the Married News Team. In this one Steve Brule is a Slim Goodbye type of figure, wearing layers of bodysuits that illustrate where bones, muscles, and organs are. There’s also a layer of disgusting man-skin. A small group of children look on, looking mildly disturbed. This one’s pretty okay, and also has some funny lines, like when he says the only part of your body that needs bones is the center part, and shows off a mysterious organ where teeth come from. Dang guy says “Muscles” wrong.

The episode is named after Tim and Eric doing a horse-around at a podium, announcing their candidacy for president. They bicker back and forth over who’s going to be the president and who’s going to be the vice president. This one feels slight, but they do have a way with words and the ways they try to diminish each other is funny. We got a joke about Jokerman font, which was probably more original back in 2009. This is reminiscent of the sketch where they run competing price stores, but about 70% as funny. I do like when Eric calls Tim a “‘Tute Man”, meaning prostitutes, and shames Tim into bringing them to even his parents house.

White Boyz is a weird one where the only idea they seemed to go into it with was the costume and make-up. This is sort of just an art video where they musically announce themselves and do strange motions to one another that involve feeding each other beams of energy, as if they are otherworldly creatures. There actually was more to this one; the DVD contains a deleted scene where they get little talking head segments where they just talk about having normal guy hobbies, insisting that they are normal boys who like a ton of sun. I get why they went a different way, even though some of it is funny; it just doesn't feel very original.

I am just going to link to this playlist, which seems to contain every season 4 DVD extra. It’s in there, along with other things I forgot to link to in other write-ups.

The next sketch is Michael Ian Black, playing himself (but in a wig), as the host of “focus on comedy”, a show where he interviews Tim and Eric and asks them leading questions about getting high to write comedy. Tim and Eric gleefully speak about doing “marijuanno” and they just go nuts. I don’t mind this one, but given how much respect I’ve lost for Michael Ian Black over the years, this one is at least repulsive on a shallow level. I do think the opening is a little funny, and I like the nonsensical “microscope” transition.

This one also features The Best of Pusswhip Banggang, a Cajun swamp rock band that sings improvised-sounding songs about Jambalaya and whatnot. This one has a full performance of said song on the DVD (or that playlist, if you’d rather). Drag City released a picture disc single of Jambalaya in 2014.

This one was a mixed bag, but so far this season matches my memory of being stronger than season three. Even episodes like this, which give plenty of breathing room to it’s imperfections, still feel like a marked improvement over all but the two great season three episodes (Chan/Jim and Derrck).

EPHEMERA CORNER:

The Venture Bros. Season 3 DVD (March 24, 2009)

The Venture Bros. Season three DVD is a fairly typical Venture Bros. release, with audio commentaries on every episode and deleted scenes and stuff. But, there were two notable things about this release: 1) it was the first Adult Swim release that was also issued on blu-ray! I forget and also I don’t care enough to find out if the blu-ray came out on the same day. At the time this came out, I did not have a blu-ray player, so I initially bought the DVD. I eventually got the blu-ray. How cool is it, owning the Venture Bros. on blu? It’s one of the best things about being alive, practically.

2) it was MISSING a PROMISED extra: the deleted, but fully-animated cold-open for two-part season finale, in which the Monarch seems to have broken into Venture compound and beheaded his enemies, but it turns out to be a holodeck-style battle simulation. This is just to set up the fact that the Monarch is on his way to ambush Dr. Venture. I think they released it online first, and said they’d put it on the DVD. THEY LIED!

My guess as to why it was fully animated (unlike other deleted scenes), was that they were probably thinking the two-part episode was going to air a full-hour special, and that probably afforded them a little extra running time. This missing cold open was released as an extra on the season four set.

MAIL BAG

From KON, mouthing off about me wondering if the "honorary black man" episode of Delocated was pulled from streaming:

All of them were pulled from streaming!!!!!!! As well as several dozen unrelated shows across various networks and blocks. Oh and HAPPY FREAKING NEW YEAR!

The worst thing about this is that Steamboat William entered the public domain, and will HBOMax ever put that up? They truly hate animation, which is what Delocated probably also is.

you said "im not telling on them" in like 3 of your last seven articles. it's time to admit it: you're a tattle tale. you're woke and you're broke. No amount of racist guys in your header are gonna disabuse me of this notion. you're acab. you're spun in and there are no survivors.

You are a bitch and I am a guy who likes to speak my mind. We are not the same, except I'm also a bitch.

Did you know: the original script for that M*A*S*H scene you referenced read "he flipped out" but Gary Burghoff objected to using the word "flipped"

happy new year

Thank you for saying this NICELY and not in some caustic Denis Leary style tone. Happy new year to you my friend

#adult swim #adultswim2021 #tim and eric awesome show great job

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wizardjpegs · 1 year

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#it came to me in a vision and i needed to make it a reality

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wilysigma · 8 months

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RUBBER UNDERTAKER PT.15

Jim has strapped the bodies inside,and heads back to find the Rubber Lady to finish this job,he gets close to the door and hears whistling from above,and sees the Shiny Lady from above,with a stern look to her eyes,saying here's our third party,load her up I'll be down shortly secure her and start the van and pull around..........Jim side eyeing her but he complies, thinking to himself who the hell does she think she is,but he must focus on the job at hand........Jim waits out front for her,after taking 10 mins on the phone outside the door of the vehicle,she hops in and says we have to deliver them to another facility as ordered by the boss......Jim asking why and where?She says just drive to this location and I will give your our instructions.......After an hour drive way out to the boonies,they arrive by a building off the water with boats ready to transport to wherever...............

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ana-logical · 6 years

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the following shitpost is intended for jim boonie only

two bedrooms, no rugs

#it's free real estate #tim and eric #jim boonie

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ifwebefriends · 4 years

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#again #no caption #minimal effort #im pretty sure ive seen something just like this before but i can’t find it so here you go #jim boonie #free real estate #tim and eric #please interact #jim boonie please interact

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tragedyposting · 3 years

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Oh to be Jim Boonie

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only20seconds · 3 years

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Well. I have had a doggie door in my back door for like 7 years with no issues (it is 10 acres in the boonies). Except for Lucy who decided she lived here with her heartworm ass. It is her house now.

4am, yes I am up, I hear not a dog and not a cat coming thru the doggie door so I get up and I have a raccoon looking at me eating cat food.

Lucy freaks out, the racoon freaks out, I freak out and now I have a raccoon hunkered down above a cabinet by the washer and dryer. Yes I keep my laundry detergent in a Jim Beam bottle.

I am trying to keep Lucy calm so it can go out the way it came in. Not working so well. It hasn't moved a muscle. Wish me luck.

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gullethead · 3 years

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the following advertisement is intended for jim boonie only.

its free! real estate! we're giving you land. its free. we're giving you a house. it's real estate, free. its a FREE HOUSE for you, jim. this is free real estate! wellyagottabring FURniture, but the house is free! two bedrooms, no rugs. it's free! you unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate! it's a two-bedroom house, it's free, it's got a pool in the baaaaa... i'm not carrying this around all day, IT'S FOR YOUR HOUSE! free, real estate i'll pee my pants. jim, come get your damn land. IT'S A FREE HOUSE!!! jim, i got real estate. jim, d'it get better than this? jim! THE HOUSE IS FREE!!! jim! THE HOUSE IS FREE!!! it's a free fuckin house!

…ⁱᵗ'ˢ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵉˢᵗᵃᵗᵉ

#this video has dug itself into the folds of my brain

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haojun · 3 years

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Teehee im SO LATE with this but i was tagged by @leeyubinz (tysm my queen ily <3)

Last song listened to: doctor by chanmina just ended now Q&A by cherry bullet is on <3

Last movie watched: Brain on Fire (my gf is IN LOVE with chloe grace mortez so ofc we watched one of her movies for movie night ghhgghsfdl)

Currently watching: My Mister (will i ever finish this drama? Teehee nobody knows!!! i've been watching since OCTOBER!!!! THIS IS A 16 EPISODE DRAMA GSDHFKSDDFS ITS GOING ON SIX MONTHS NOW)

Currently reading: the study material for the SIE exam i have to take to keep my job

Currently craving: some goddamn cherry chip cake mix cookies PLEASE STOCK THE CHERRY CHIP CAKE MIX JUNGLE JIMS I AM *BEGGING*

Current project: tyring to plan fic for @kaptain-k-pop and I's MASSIVE The Untamed but make it pop-punk band AU (ok its Much More than a pop-punk band AU at this point who am i kidding)

Current mood: stressed <see 'currently reading' answer>

Current wish: to pass this goddamn exam and the next 2 i have to take after

Currently learning: SIE BULLSHIT and mandarin (teehee mr duolingo owl pls dont come kill me in the night for slacking on my mandarin practice <3)

Something that makes you proud: I moved almost four hours from all of my family and friends all on my own and have only cried about it Once :'-))) (why did I do that tho... I miss the boonies of Indiana *sigh*)

TAGGING: @kaptain-k-pop @moonrock @i-like-to-think-that-im-cool @only-aroha-would-know <3 have fun lovelies

#mentions #lee tysm for the mention this was fun!#mutuals #damis wife #NOOOOO IM NOT ON MOBILE I CANT GET THE PANDA EMOJI THIS IS TRAGIC #im deadass about to go on mobile as soon as this is posted and add ur proper tag lee sohglsadjflsdjfs #danny rambles #🐼 damis wife #THERE WE GO

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fapangel · 4 years

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Leftist Militia here. Going after rural conservatives is retard-tier; From a revolutionary standpoint, there is literally nothing to gain going after Jim Bob out in Bumfuq, MI. If SHTF, we're going to be active in large urban areas where we can effectively seize useful infrastructure, control media and leadership resources, as well as have a large pool of urban workers that we can form Revolutionary Guard units out of. Harder nut to crack because of 12, but actually worth the fucking effort.

inorite? Advancing into the boonies is to attack directly into what’s effectively enemy territory instead of maximizing your own home-field advantage. Even if one is to contemplate the unlikely scenario of open warfare between factions, rather than low-scale and constant violence, it’s still dumb.

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improvidence318 · 5 years

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This is definitely a mob real estate scam, but exactly what they’re planning, I have no clue

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Transcript under the cut

(The following advertisement is intended for Jim Boonie only)

S: It's free! Real Estate!

P: We're giving you land

S: It's free!

P: We're giving you a house

S: It's real estate. Free.

P: Its a free house for you, Jim.

S: This is free real estate!

P: You gotta bring furniture, but the house is free!

S: Two bedrooms, no rugs. It's free!

P: You unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate!

S: It's a two bedroom house, its free, its got a pool in the back.

P: I'm not carrying this around all day! It's for your house!

S: Free real estate i'll pee my pants.

P: Jim, come get your damn land.

S: It's a free house!

P: Jim, I got real estate.

S: Jim, does it get better than this?

P: Jim!

S: The house is free!

P: Jim!

S: The house is free!

P: Its a free f**king house.

S: It's free real estate.

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laneofpennies · 4 years

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getting a new villager to move to your island basically turns you into the jim boonie free real estate meme and no i don’t take constructive criticism

#COME GET UR DAMN HOUSE BOB #animal crossing: new horizons #animal crossing #its free real estate #free real estate

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asexualchad · 4 years

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makeup exchanges are all very.... resale oriented, and “giveaway” is always some sort of contest, i literally feel like tim and eric trying to give free real estate to jim boonie

#i'm only an anarchoprimitivist when it comes to exchanging goods over the internet #we should all be low maintenance and trusting and never demand payment because i personally do not have any sort of paypal

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pomegranate-boy · 5 years

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@slutforsupercorp asked for Peter teaching the Avengers about vine and shit, which this kinda is? it sorta escaped me... it’s under the cut!

"I just got a bust of energy and I think it's my body's last hurrah before it completely shuts now."

That's what Peter greeted him with as he walked into the lab for the weekend.

"Hey Pete, what the fuck?"

"Oh, hey Mr. Stark! I got a perfect score on my AP chem test."

"I'm proud of you bud, but what in the world did you just say?"

"I said I got a perfect score on my AP chem test?" He said it like it was more question than an answer.

"No, before that. Your body's last hurrah?"

"Oh, that? That was just a vine."

"The fuck is a vine?"

Peter snorted, "You don't know what vine is? But I thought you were hip with the times."

Tony looked suspicious, "Kids don't actually say that, right?"

Peter laughed again and Tony was getting frustrated. "No, Mr. Stark, kids don't actually say that."

Peter spent the next hour introducing Tony to the bizarre and wonderful world of modern memes. By the end, Tony felt like an expert. He never intended to actually quote those dumb vines in his real life.

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"Wanna see how fast I can eat these pancakes?" Clint asked to nobody in particular, not waiting for anyone to answer before going to town on the chocolate chip pancakes.

Tony, who hadn't had his coffee yet, and had just walked in, laughed. "Can you eat pussy like that?"

Everyone in the room froze and stared at Tony, who didn't notice the attention shift. He finally turned around a minute later and noticed, "Why is everyone staring at me? Did I- damn it Parker!"

Tony stalked out of the room, leaving confused teammates behind.

It happened again a couple days later.

They had just gotten back from a mission that was hand on all of them. Tony’s eyes were drooping and even Steve looked like shit. Suddenly, Tony started talking.

“We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed,” he started moving his arms slowly like he was dancing, “What you gonna do? What you gonna do?”

Bucky scooted next to the sleep deprived man. “Tony, are you alright?”

Tony fell asleep against Bucky’s arm before he could respond.

When Tony woke up and remembered what he did, he swore that it would never happen again. His promise lasted a whole two days.

Natasha and Steve were sparring as a demonstration for some new SHIELD recruits. It wasn’t real sparring, and it wasn’t very interesting to watch, but the recruits were riveted. Tony was working on some new gear for Bucky.

Suddenly, the fake sparring turned to real sparring, and Steve was down in maybe 30 seconds.

“Woah! How did you take down Captain America!”

It was Tony who replied, in a terrible German accent, “We shot him in ze legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate, and he’s an idiot.”

Tony looked up when the kids started laughing and Steve made an indignant sound. Tony sighed when he realized what he had done. “Damn it, Parker!”

It happened again, and again, and again. Tony would say ‘yeet’ any time he threw anything, when baddies would start running, he would ask them why they were running in some African accent, at one point Natasha scared him while he was in the kitchen and he yelled at her about dropping his croissant.

The other Avengers were getting more and more confused, especially when Tony would talk about tea. He didn’t even like tea.

Then they met Peter Parker.

“Guys, I wanted to introduce you to my intern, Peter. Peter, you know who why are.”

Peter was practically vibrating as he shook their hands, “Wig, it’s so nice to meet all of you. I’m a huge fan.”

“Wig? What wig?” Steve asked, confused.

Peter and Tony laughed, “Oh my god, not an actual wig, it’s just a saying.”

“I don’t understand that, but I never seem to understand anything about you midgardians.” Thor said, flopping down on the couch.

“Oh big mood, Mr. Thor.”

“What the fuck is a big mood?”

Peter and Tony laughed again, turning to each other and having a fast paced conversation that nobody in the room would understand.

“Engorged emotion, Mr. Stark.”

“Worm. Okay, concept.”

“Spill.”

“Avengers, but they’re all just facets of Shaggy.”

“Mr. Stark, we are all Shaggy. He is all.”

“Valid, but also are we iconic enough to hold even a small percent of The Shaggy?”

“No, but that didn’t stop Beto O’Rourke.”

“Hzzuhk! Next presidential election belongs to Jim Boonie.”

“Free real estate.”

“Michelle Obama 2020.”

“Bruh sound bite number three.”

“I speak 13 languages and this is none of them.” Bucky finally said, interrupting the geniuses.

Tony shrugged, “Get with the times, Bucky-Bear.”

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claycaduceus · 6 years

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The following advertisement is intended for Jim Boonie only.

It's free. Real Estate! We're giving you land! (It's free) We're giving you a house. It's real estate..free. Its a frEE HOUse for you, Jim. 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮! You gotta bring furniture, but the house is free. Two bedrooms. No rugs. (It's free!) You unlock the door to your free house, we ɢOT YOᴜ the real estate! It's a two bedroom house, its free... its got a pool in the back... I'm not carrying this around aLL DAY! IT’S FOR YOUR HOUSE! Free real estate I'llpeemypants. Ｊｉｍｃｏｍｅｇｅｔｙｏｕｒｄａｍｎｌａｎｄ. 𝕀𝕋𝕊 𝔸 𝔽ℝ𝔼𝔼 ℍ𝕆𝕌𝕊𝔼! Jim, I got real estate. Jim, doesitgetbetterthanthis? Jim! 🆃🅷🅴 🅷🅾🆄🆂🅴 🅸🆂 🅵🆁🅴🅴! Jim! 🆃🅷🅴 🅷🅾🆄🆂🅴 🅸🆂 🅵🆁🅴🅴! Its a free f**king house.

................. ᴵᵗ'ˢ ᶠʳᵉᵉ ʳᵉᵃᶫ ᵉˢᵗᵃᵗᵉ⋅

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