Krolia: Alright everyone, settle down! If we don't get to sleep soon we're going to hate ourselves in the morning
Kolivan and Antok: *in sync* I already hate myself
Krolia: *concerned* We're definitely talking about that tomorrow…
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[What I think would happen if Keith was raise the the BOM and later went to Earth]
Regris: The Desert! Count how many sand there is here Keith! That's your first Earth mission.
Keith: Okay. One...two...three...
Acxa: Why the *Galra Cuss* would you make him do that?!
Regris: It passes the time.
Acxa: It's going to take so long!
Keith: ....9...10...11...
Acxa: Regis; It's going to be so annoying!
Regis: I'm curious what the biggest number is.
Acxa: No he's just gonna be counting forever!
Keith: ...27...28...
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Incorrect quotes — Voltron
Kolivan : You look good in that hoodie.
Ghost galra!reader : You know where else I'd look good?
Kolivan, zero hesitation : My bed.
Ghost galra!reader, at the same time : By you're side- wait, what?
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List of requests (21)
This is the list of pending requests I've accepted to make but haven't posted yet, if you want to request one feel free to ask!
- #1 Punk edit (anonymous request)
- #2 Kidge/Shatt based on a fic or a favorite moment from a story featuring either ship (anonymous request)
- #3 Lotor as a Blade of Marmora edit (anonymous request)
- #4 Plance with Pidge visiting Lance's farm in Post-Canon (anonymous request)
- #5 Punk with Pidge wearing Hunk's bandana (anonymous request)
- #6 Adam edit (anonymous request)
- #7 Kidge hug for @ladieboog
- #8 Kidge future kiss (anonymous request)
- #9 Lotura as Katara and Aang from Avatar: The Last Airbender (anonymous request)
- #10 Kidge with Galra Pidge (anonymous request)
- #11 Three Kidge children for @annoyinglyjovialbird
- #12 Kidge with Keith in a suit and tie and Pidge in a dress (anonymous request)
- #13 Keith with a black acoustic guitar for @incorrect-kidge-quotes
- #14 Lotura VLD/Pokémon edit with Gengar and Jigglypuff (anonymous request)
- #15 Adam with Mexican flag (anonymous request)
- #16 Kacxa sunset scene (anonymous request)
- #17 Group Season 7 ending with Romelle, Pidge, Krolia, Kosmo, and Acxa waiting for Keith to wake up (anonymous request)
- #18 Lotura as Chloé/Queen Bee and Luka/Viperion from Miraculous Ladybug (anonymous request)
- #19 Plance first date after canon (anonymous request)
- #20 Kidge future (anonymous request)
- #21 Post-Season 8 Kidge wedding for @kidge-planet
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lance in middle of an existential crisis : can't believe that the universe is currently losing to purple space cats and that my boyfriend is a hybrid between human and said space cats.
keith: what the hell?? galrans aren't space ca-
lance : [points red laser dot towards the wall]
keith:
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Keith: Puns are the lowest form of humor.
Keith: Actually, they’re not even funny.
Corrin: This relationship is a nightmare.
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Keith (drunk): Hey Lance, stars are really pretty tonight. I really like them. You know what I also like? Boys.
Lance: Keith-
Keith: In a matter of fact, you are a boy yourself. Wanna makeout?
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Kolivan: Regris, and Keith. Your mission is to find out what's happening and resolve the issue as swiftly as possible. If you don't succeed-
Kolivan: *pauses for dramatic effect*
Kolivan: You'll get no more snacks
Regris and Keith:...
Kolivan: That was a joke, I promise you can have snacks. Please just laugh
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Veronica: And, um Abuelita, this is my girlfriend, Axca.
Axca: *waving shyly* Greetings.
Abuelita: Oh well, your kids sure like going gay for those purple aliens.
Mrs. McClain: MOTHER!
Lance and Veronica: ABUELITA!
Keith and Axca: She is right, tho-
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[In an AU where Keith is one of Lotor's Generals]
Lotor: Look, let's just cut right to the chase here Paladins of Voltron. What's it gonna take for you guys to say 'yes'? Money? Weapons?... Keith?
Keith: Excuse me?!
Lotor: What? It's a compliment!
Keith: Wow, Your Highness, I thought you didn't have magic, but look at you, turning people into trophies!
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Incorrect quotes — Voltron
Ghost Galra!reader : Do you have a self-care routine?
Kolivan : "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.
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