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varric: "how do you cope?"
dorian: "how can you look at me and think i'm coping?"
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Cullen holding his and Trevelyan's first born looking at them adoringly: "You're asleep in front of the Commander of the Inquisition...terrible lack of respect."
Trevelyan: "A certain insolence runs in the family, I'm afraid."
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Whoever did this, just confess! We promise we won’t be mad!
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Inquisitor: Cole, why didn't you tell us that Solas is the Dread Wolf?
Cole: You didn't know???
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*during In Hushed Whispers*
Companions: Didn't you die?!
The Inquisitor: That was weeks ago, dude. Things change.
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Bruce: Selina, do you think we could ever be together?
Selina: Stranger things have happened. It would take work.
Selina: And soap. Lots and lots of soap.
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dorian: "beautiful afternoons like this always remind me of the good old day!"
cullen: "... you mean the good old days, right?"
dorian: "no. i only had the one."
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Chidi: Hey, Michael? Would you mind not referring to me as your "pesky little nerd friend" to other people?
Michael: When have I ever done that?!
Chidi: To Shawn, to the Judge, to all the Bad Janets, to all the Neutral Janets, to Disco Janet, to Vicky, to the afterlife council, to all my Good Place lectures, to Jeff the Doorman who we passed two minutes ago.
Michael: Hmm...Well I guess that does sound like me...
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Varric: *Saves some random refugee from being robbed in broad daylight* "Hello, I'm your new best friend. No application needed."
Hawke: *Proceeds to have the wildest 9 years of his life, including but not limited to almost dying multiple times, losing his family, beating the shit out of an Arishok, and being (slightly) responsible for starting the mage rebellion*
Hawke: *Then proceeds to disappear because now everyone wants to kill/capture/question him - unless you're Casandra who wants to do 2/3 and make him the leader of said reformation*
Varric, now out of a job: "well, fuck."
The Inquisitor/Herald: *survives the conclave explosion*
Varric: "I know what I'm doing for the next 9 years."
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Inquisitior: We’re going to defeat them with the power of friendship!
Solas: We’re not friends.
Ironbull, holding axe: We’re going to defeat them with the power of incredible violence!
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