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#If you lie
rank-sentimentalist · 10 months
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If you lie to protect me, if you lie just once, if you lie just a little
LEO
What is it? [beat] Charlie, you can talk to me. What is it? [beat] Charlie...
CHARLIE
When Zoey and Ellie went to college... [beat] When they went to college they would've had to fill out a health form.
LEO
What are you...?
CHARLIE
On the form, they ask for a number of things, including a complete family medical history.
LEO
God. [beat] Charlie... [beat] How did you know he was sick? How did you know that the President was sick? [beat] Charlie...
CHARLIE
Leo... [beat] If you're under 18 when you start as a freshman... if you're under 18, you need a parent's signature.
LEO
[beat] Okay. [beat] Okay.
CHARLIE
I'm sorry, I know...
LEO
No, it's okay.
CHARLIE
I just thought it was...
LEO
You absolutely did the right thing. [beat] Okay. [beat] Okay. Go back to work.
Charlie exits.
LEO
Margaret?
Margaret enters.
LEO
I need to see all of Zoey Bartlet's Admissions paperwork for Georgetown.
MARGARET
I don't think they'll release that to me.
LEO
No, you call Pat Carr, the family lawyer and you tell him I want it.
MARGARET
Can I tell him why?
LEO
Margaret, just get it right now, would you?
Margaret exits.
FADE OUT.
END ACT THREE
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CUT TO: EXT. WHITE HOUSE PORTICO - NIGHT
Charlie is seated on a bench with his hands in his lap. Bartlet walks toward him, through pools of light, from the direction of the Residence. Charlie stands up.
BARTLET
Sit down. Don't be scared.
They both sit down on the bench. Charlie stares straight ahead without looking at Bartlet. Bartlet turns toward Charlie.
BARTLET
My youngest daughter's got a big mouth.
A lengthy silence falls between them. Bartlet looks uncomfortable.
CHARLIE
No, she doesn't, sir. She wanted me to be on the lookout for certain physical signs so I could tell the First Lady.
Several moments pass while Bartlet absorbs this information. He sighs.
BARTLET
We won't discuss this any more for the time being. It'll be public soon enough. And the more conversations you have with me, the more lawyers you're gonna have to talk to, and they bill in an hour what you take home in a week, so we won't discuss it except to say this you're gonna be subpoenaed. I'm confident in your loyalty to me. I'm confident in your love for me. If you lie to protect me, if you lie just once, if you lie just a little, if you lie 'cause you can't stand what's happening to me and the people making it happen, if you ever, ever lie...
Charlie finally looks over at Bartlet.
BARTLET
...you're finished with me, you understand?
CHARLIE
Yes, sir.
BARTLET
Say you understand.
CHARLIE
I understand, sir.
BARTLET
Go back to work.
CHARLIE
Yes, sir.
They both stand up. Bartlet walks toward the Oval Office.
CHARLIE
Is there anything you need?
BARTLET
(turns around) I need you to go to law school and graduate as soon as humanly possible.
CHARLIE
Yes, sir.
Charlie turns to go inside. Bartlet walks toward the entrance to the Oval Office.
THE WEST WING
"BAD MOON RISING"
SEASON 2, EPISODE 19 
TELEPLAY BY: AARON SORKIN
STORY BY: FELICIA WILLSON
DIRECTED BY: BILL JOHNSON
Whitehousetranscripts.com
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professorsta · 2 years
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I will Never get over five threatening to kill Viktor cus bruh my anger issues? Oh it would have been another stand off like in those corn fields
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lesbianralzarek · 4 months
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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Job interview tip I got from a tiktok but it's genius:
If you were unemployed for a while, they're going to ask if you can explain the gap in your resume. Unless you were actually doing something cool & relevant, this is hard to answer in a way that makes you sound like a good corporate cog. So here's the best and infallible answer -
No you cannot, because you signed an NDA.
You now sound mysterious, desirable, worldly, experienced. They can't even really ask you more about it! Perfect.
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stil-lindigo · 1 year
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hobie motherfuckin' brown!!!!!!
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feypact · 8 months
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public libraries in the usa offering free digital library cards to people not in their areas (as of october 2023):
brooklyn (13-21yo us residents)
seattle (13-26yo us residents)
boston (13-26yo us residents, EDIT: just commonly banned books)
los angeles (13-18yo california residents)
san diego (12-26yo us residents, not the whole collection just commonly banned books)
these books unbanned cards (unless otherwise stated) get you access to each library's complete libby/cloud library collection, no hoopla/kanopy/physical copies included.
ebook collections are expensive to maintain (many american libraries have annual fees for non-residents because of this) but because of an uptick in book banning (particularly brutal in mississippi last summer) larger libraries have opened their doors more, which is very kind of them!
i've used my seattle card for the last several months and their libby collection has about three times the books that my local library does, which is wonderful for accessing more niche titles or skipping a waiting list. would love to hear of similar ebook initiatives internationally!
i use library extension (firefox/chrome/edge compatible) to check all my collections (+ the internet archive) at once, works for several different countries highly recommend it.
spotify seems to be offering 15hrs/month of audiobook listening to premium subscribers and while that does seem useful if you're already paying and are after a new release with a long library waitlist, libraries are better for everything else.
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myfootyrthroat · 6 months
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School: Teaches you something for a week with historical background, context, effects, and outcomes.
One TikToker: Tells you it's fake while doing a bad contour.
Some of y'all: SCHOOL LIED?!
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buggachat · 6 months
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something so fucked up about Chat Noir’s whole deal is that he is in a lot of ways Adrien playing a character. Like Adrien picked up his miraculous and was told he’d be a superhero so he was like “ok, time to act like a superhero!” and he lets himself have fun w it and play up the role and let loose and kind of just allow himself to be silly and goofy and have fun and for once in his life not care about performing Perfection™.
But. But none of the other characters KNOW THAT. So everyone just sees Chat Noir and is like “look at this guy’s ego. He’s so full of himself. Surely it’d be fair to knock him down a few pegs” without being aware of how few pegs he actually HAS. He’s like the “insecure character who overcompensates in ego” trope except he’s really not doing it unironically, he’s just having a fun LARP pretending to have self worth in his off-hours but nobody else is on the same page about it being a game and he refuses to tell them. He just dramatically pouts about it and lets them laugh and pretends like he’s not internalizing it and it is almost 3 am and my brain forced me to write this instead of sleeping I’m gonna take a melatonin
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froody · 1 year
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notthemindprobe · 27 days
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"why did I run? I never run." bestie this is the characters running down corridors show
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renecdote · 1 year
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Favourite genres of media include ‘makes me want to lie on the floor’ and ‘have to stop and stare into space about it for a while’ and sometimes both of those as well as ‘has rewired my brain so completely I will think about it every day forever’
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anniilaugh · 2 months
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”When we’re together, we have no weakness. No vulnerability. We perfect each other.”
aka @wellship 's ”20 Year Waltz” and their ”The God with no back” concept lives in my head rent free and forever loved💚
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sefif · 1 month
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"I'm not online enough" Joe Hills you are on tumblr
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bigfatbreak · 2 months
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Birds of a Feather previous / next
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#my art#feralnette au#birds of a feather#long tags#sorry I went apeshit in the tags#LETS SAY IT ALL TOGETHER NOW#I - M - A - G - OOOOOOOOO#its fun drawing marinette's back to Alya and having her appear stout and unstoppable and totally logical#and then you see her face and she's like two seconds from completely snapping and is keeping it together by a thread#as a note just because mari feels very certainly abt smth doesnt mean she's right. feelings can be valid and also irrational#in the throes of grief she decided it was better to be alone than to lose someone again so she started pulling away#and lila made pulling away very very very easy to do#shes also vaguely aware she's being unfair in pinning this on alya which is why she started spinning the drain on cockmoth again#legitimately all the shit that's happened to her wouldn't have been so catastrophic if he was never in the picture and she knows it#but the bitterness of her bestie choosing a fantastic liar over her at the worst of times stiiiiiings#alya's personal timing was bad but lila really took advantage of the fact that marinette had been acting off and weird#she basically clocked marinette as being unstable from SOMETHING and made up a lie about her#knowing she wouldn't have the strength to defend herself#between her social life going tachy bc of lila and losing fu in a way that felt like personhood death marinette was really put on the spot#and alya doing her thing of busting in there and assuming her bias is correct was a terrible combo#essentially marinette is highly unstable and alya is just realizing that#busting in and giving her a lecture when she's slightly hysterical and definitely delirious from exhaustion is NOT the way#to show her she's self sabotaging#cuz thats just gonna make her double down on self sabotaging. bc marinette will not accept that she is also a CHIIIIILD
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kelkilou · 1 month
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Okay no seriously send help
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damianbugs · 4 months
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i got an ao3 comment a while ago saying how it was "uncomfortable" and "out of character" for bruce to use terms of endearment and nicknames towards his kids in fics. which proves to me that some people have truly rotted minds, but also that you've never picked up a batman comic. so, here are some nice panels that show it is very much in character.
sweetheart:
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Batman (1940) #452
honey:
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Batman (1940) #318 & Batman/Grendel (1993) #2
little one:
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Batman and Robin (2011) #22
lad:
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Detective Comics (1937) #573 & #574
chum:
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Detective Comics (1937) #570 & Superman Annual (1985) #11
good boy:
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Robin & Batman (2021) #3
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