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yall would not Believe the level of 'just ate the floor' i achieved today
#so im packing right. and the room im storing the packed boxes in is at the end of the hall#so i just push the boxes down the hall at light speed and sprint over the threshold into the room#BUT. but.#i. forgot to tape the bottom of the box#the very heavy box. thankfully full of blankets#so im sprinting this box down the hall#it hits the threshold#And Stops In Place#so naturally i trip over the box - my knee goes through it#i kinda flip over it so that my upper half hits the floor#my hip is hooked over the side of the overturned box#my legs are up in the air like im doing a cartwheel#absolutely unprompted#IT WAS REALLY FUCKING FUNNY OKAY#it didnt hurt at all which is a huge plus - i didnt even get a bruise!#luckily im Very good at breaking my own falls on the very rare occasion they happen#but man. i just laid there laughing my ass off#total waste of a box but yk whatever#ill try to recreate it in Scribble Form later#had to do a lil somersault thing to get off the box i was lowkey stuck....#i mean i can only imagine what happened. i went down so quickly...
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Sorry Boys has the perfect setup for becoming an actual like. ARG or horror web series and I genuinely think its really funny that it's like. not. they have a website where if you input a code you get an ominous audio snippet in the zombie apocalypse videos they reference several other sorry boys videos implying that they're all somehow taking place in the same universe, weird cryptic things happening in some of the videos that just. never get explained. and they've all got experience with acting and horror (ranboo from genloss and the enderwalk arg, wilbur from his arg, charlie from genloss and jrwi, and all five of them have been on roleplay servers) and they've committed to being a fucking insane vlog channel. perfect keep up the good work guys
#sorry boys#the sorry boys#I am being so completely genuine this is not negative at all I do find this really funny.#though if they ever decide to do something more with it it would so fucking cool#slimecicle#ranboo#tommyinnit#okay imt oo fucking tired to tag the rest of them. Insert White Male Streamer Here
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I love forever and always, guys
#paulkins#paul matthews#emma perkins#forever and always#nmt#hatchetverse#starkid#tgwdlm#I love it probably for the wrong reasons?#I find the episode in theory really fucking funny#okay?#my art
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Fernando 2012 Chair Lore (source: me)
So I've been thinking a lot about Fernando sitting in this particular chair in the Ferrari garage in 2012 for [redacted] reasons:
Originally I just wanted to find more pictures of it for reference, and then went down a rabbit hole of 2012 pictures, trying to figure out when exactly the chair came to be. There's so many pictures of him in it, and it's so funny to me to imagine them hauling this super villain chair all around the world for him. And so now I'm obsessed with the evolution of it:
Pre-Chair - Australia to Bahrain:
He just had this little stool, well I should say big because it somehow still manages makes him look small. Clearly not comfortable; to paraphrase @sweatyflytrap, it's not conducive to his inner Shakespeare villain monologues
The Chair Appears - Spain
He suddenly now has this, aforementioned, super villain chair. Several things, why is it like this. It looks like a sim chair almost ngl. And then the weird plexiglass support is confusing me, like where did they get that. It furthers my narrative they just had this chair that they couldn't put in a car so they put that clear bottom on it. Anyways yes good, now he has somewhere to brood
The Chair Evolves - Silverstone
Look!! They gave him a booster seat!!!
The Chair is Now Here to Stay :)
I downloaded a truly horrible amount of pics him in this chair, so now you all must also look at them >:)
*he still had the chair in 2013, but I think they took it away from him in 2014 :( Is nothing sacred in this world??? I hope he got to take it home hahaha
#i now have a psychosexual relationship with this chair#and im also just obsessed with the range of it???#theres an equal amnt of pics where he looks like a hot evil villain and then also ones where hes all curled up on it cutely#the co-stars to this post are really all his different sunglasses and the sexy button up fireproofs#this was actually like a true derangment post#irdk what came over me and caused me to make this but it is very important lore actually and i care a lot about it#im just curious about the origins still#like theyre suddenly like in spain 'here is a present for your home race'#the upgrade in silverstone is still killing me. ik its to make it more comfy but like...its literally a booster seat im sorry#but yeah fernando is so real in these. i too would sit in this chair all the time#okay now stay with me bcs this is just vettonso pilled BUT#the difference btwn him and seb in their garages is so funny to me#seb was always sitting on the cabinets like curled up on them lounging on them kicking his legs over them like a kid on a counter etc etc#and then fernando just has a fucking bond villain chair#and you wonder why i ship them so heavily. scoff scoff#this is just a ref post to draw him and seb together on the cha- huh what wait who said that? what was that huh that was weird#fernando alonso#f1#formula 1#formula one#*would be so fucking funny to tag this as lore#fa14#we do a little bit of f1#catie.rambling.txt#normal posts that catie normally makes in a normal fashion
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would you like to be a god? take this uquiz to find out what sort of god you'd be
#yeah okay let's address it i already made a quiz with this exact premise#and sequels are gross and uncreative#have you considered that i am feeling kind of gross and uncreative at the moment#also this is more like a part of the original#as many of these results come from the first round i literally just did not have the will to assign any more personalities at the time#anyway#have fun#tag yourself#etc#there ARE some really good ones here i think#new rooms might be my fav#quiz#uquiz#callisteios#personality quiz#i am NOT trying to be funny but wow i did not expect googling 'wound' to be so graphic. the things i do for you people#by the way ABBIE#i spent like an hour making that damn awful photoshop of the fucking saw bathroom i hate that you made that a thing#i don't think you understand how much basic photo editing knowledge i lack#how do get the images transparaent#how move#layers?#awful#im sleepy therea re like 10 more to add in the morning
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#I've played with irl atheists and catholics and everything in between#but it rarely feels like faith is a real factor for anyone-- DM or player#outside of‚ again‚ divine spellcasters and Big Epic Plot Things#I mean there are a couple of 'RAAAHGH FUCK THE GODS >:C' edgy backstory types but#no one is just Normally Culturally Religious and it's WEIRD#like it's not even a matter of faith in dnd! the gods are LITERALLY OBJECTIVELY PROVABLY REAL#so what does that MEAN for the average person! how does it shape language? business? culture?#where are the people wearing holy symbols like amulets-- or the way modern christians very casually wear crosses?#blessings over meals? prayers before bed? burnt offerings?#and like I enjoy thinking about world and culture building but I know that's A Whole Thing but even just like...#it doesn't feel like anyone believes in gods at all except clerics and paladins#like they DO because they factually exist but in the same way I 'believe in' like. the president of france.#like yeah he exists and is important to some people but has no bearing on my life whatsoever#that's such a fucking weird approach to the DIVINE in a polytheist world where those gods are YOUR CULTURE'S GODS??#I am bad at this myself but I'm not religious so it's harder for me to remember what Being Religious All The Time Casually is like lol#funny enough my character with the most intentionally religious background in this sense#is one of my ones who's ended up wrapped up in Big Plot God Things lmao#'aubree starts the campaign with a holy symbol of yondalla because of course she does why wouldn't she'#'oh okay well she's gonna get deeply and personally entangled with a bunch of death gods immediately' fdkjghkdf oh!! welp#you don't really pray to urogalan unless you're breaking ground for a new building or someone just died so it's STILL weird for her lol#but at least I had the framework there of 'oh yeah the gods exist and matter to me and my everyday life and culture' in general#about me#posts from twitter
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hear me out, post-divorce girl!Dad Crowley
im not even kidding you guys, the best thing for Crowley after all this is just for him to be a girl Dad. Go find himself the weirdest most unhinged least likely up for adoption daughter to dump all his love onto. One who thinks snakes are awesome and who screeches happily when Crowley drives too fast and who thinks her Dad's the absolute coolest person on or off earth. She'll constantly be stealing his sunglasses or demanding her own pair so they match. No doubt she's obsessed with fungus and she probably draws the most fucked up stuff that Crowley then hangs around the flat, and she'll yell at the plants too with her hands on her hips. On nights after goofy dinners, Crowley will hoist her up on his shoulders and help her accurately place the glow-in-the-dark stars on her ceiling and softly answer every question she ever has. And it won't even phase her when sometimes her Dad is her Mom or her Parent for a while or vice versa.
And she'll be ready to full on throw hands with anyone who gives her Dad sad-face. She probably ends up biting Aziraphale when he eventually staggers back into the picture, and the Angel will have to contend with the fury of a real hellion for a while before she trusts him enough to let him anywhere near Crowley. Also i think her name should be Hanna.
#good omens#good omens spoilers#anthony j crowley#he would just be the BEST unhinged single parent okay#with several full lifetimes of love to give if someone would just TAKE it#i mean look how he looks at job's weird little girl that was a show stealer#hanna would ask him if she could be a snake too for an afternoon and it would make his chest ache but he'd do it bc hes mr. Acts of Service#and then he and his unhinged kid could go terrorize their rude neighbors or something. a little serpentine family bonding#crowley has to leave hanna with muriel and its not hanna he's worried about its what trouble hanna will get MURIEL into#i think crowley's rules about cussing are its 100% fine so long as the context is REALLY funny#so while metatron or shax or god or whoever the big bad of s3 is is giving their big villain monologue#a tiny sweet little voice yells “hey” and after everyone goes quiet and turns to look at her a secondary “shut the fuck up! 😀”#dense's ramblings#sorry im going to be feral about this for a while#might do some art#hanna crowley
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READ SECRET ROOMMATE BY @stunkers RIGHT FUCKIGN NOW 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
#gordon freeman#half life au#half life#freehoun borrowers au#its really fukign good okay#little freak#i think he should be fed a single drop of lemon juice#for enrichment#cant wait for him to be anticitizen one because that mental image is so fucking funny to m#MOST WANTED: guy who is two inches tall and eats bugs
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I feel like im gonna get burnt on the stake for even daring to propose such a thing but once canto 6 is out I think it’d be really fucking funny if the heathmael artists did one singular art of Catherine and Queequeg together romantically in the afterlife. I am not personally the biggest heathmael fan but my god I think this would just be funny as fuck.
#limbus company#limbus posting#sorry I had to get this out of my system#don’t make fun of me or tie me to the stake and set me on fire#I just think it would be really fucking funny#if Heathcliff and Ishmael are allowed to project then why can’t their dead lovers (because there’s no way Cathy is surviving canto 6)#yeah okay I know Catherine married someone else instead of Heathcliff but shhhhhhhhhhhh
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Macaque: "I know your latest discovery has thrown you for a loop, between that and Azure and the Lady Bone Demon trying to get inside your head..."
Macaque: "You know what! Just play the game—that'll teach you everything you need to know, for once."
(4x10 The Jade Emperor)
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Yeah Macaque. Just Azure and the Lady Bone Demon trying to get inside MK's head. Those are the only two people, there's no one else. Just Azure and LBD.
#it's sooo funny to me that he just glosses over the things he's done/said to MK#You maybe feeling guilty that you used this kid in your Wukong revenge schemes there Macaque#Like okay. Look at me#look at me#What Azure did to MK in s4 is what Macaque did to MK in s1#'That's what you were pretending to be right? To be my friend—to care about me? When really you were just using me to get what you wanted!'#'To turn me against my own mentor. Well—put your hand in the monkey cage and expect to get bit son!''#LIKE. IS THAT NOT 1x09. IS THAT NOT.#SO. MK breakdown in s5#Waiting for him to throw shit back at EVERYONE#Everyone is in danger no one is safe (expect the main gang they're probably okay. probably- ACTUALLY WAIT NO THEY'RE NOT)#(''They will destroy you harbinger of chaos'' AWWWW BEANS. MK'S ABANDONMENT ISSUES STRIKES AGAIN)#(Yeah sorry we're just fucked next season. sad.)#(no safety net just pain)#lmk#lmk parallels#lego monkie kid#monkie kid#lmk MK#lmk Macaque
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Qalaari is Going Through It... this dungeon/campaign is, so far, really challenging her beliefs and making it hard for her to avoid using violence / finding a peaceful solution to things ;;;;;;;; It's taking its toll on her.
#yeah she's a barbarian but she really dislikes violence I love her okay#giant killing machine actually hates this and WANTS TO AVOID HURTING PEOPLE AND THINGS#the group dynamic is so fucking funny for this like everyone looks at Qalaa 'welp here she goes again trying sth useless'#but she believes !!!!#she'll never stop trying#qalaari#qalaa#qalaari croquelune#zellk#dnd#minotaur#dnd barbarian#barbarian#path of the beast barbarian#dungeons and dragons#dnd 5e#dnd 5e character#oc#ocs#beary sketch#sketch#rkgk#doodle#in another lifetime (a better one) she'd be a druid
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It's eternally a little funny whenever I see someone say something along the lines of 'everyone in Strive is so happy now! Everyone's stories are getting resolved! It'll be hard to make a new game when everyone's retired and living peacefully and resolved their problems' and then there's a haunted semi-sentient mecha corpse in the corner constantly screaming from being trapped in limbo
#nothing against the character reworking it's just funny in a fucked up way#everyone get a happy ending!*#*(except for you Romeo)#when I go back and rewatch Xrd vs Strive it's kinda jarring since you have a whole fleshed out character and now he's just kinda conceptual#like sure obviously he's dead but he himself is just sorta mentioned in passing by a couple of people#they didn't even go with the interpretation of 'oh his spirit passed on in AS/story mode'#and based on the character theme it really just reads as 'I'm trapped in neverending hell and my sister's presence is the only distraction'#half the cast is retiring and Romeo is reenacting I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream#idk I could be overthinking it but that whole segment of plotline bugs me in the weirdest way#wish it was more conclusive. wish it had more continuity from xrd. wish more than like two people in universe acknowledged it#how it's presented and how it's treated feels like it has a schism where things don't quite match up#bleh. at the very least there could have been a special intro with Axl#the ending of arcade mode is so abrupt it's almost a little silly#'ahh okay your brother's ghost/a lingering fragment of his soul is desperate to kill himself let's not touch on that much further'#maybe it'd be better if everyone had outtro dialogue like in xrd...?#guilty gear#bedman#delilah#op back on her bullshit
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Well. He wasted no time
#IT'S JUST REALLY FUNNY TO ME. OKAY#in my first playthrough he took his fuckign time#bc ok. I was playing as the same character. but also it was the 1rst playthrough#so I ended up juggling between playing the character and doing whatever I wanted to do bc. well I wanted to be niceys#but now that I'm roleplaying her consistently he's going bananas dlkfhdlf#like 4 long rests in#I haven't even made it to the goblin camp yet#and hes like oohh I know you've felt it I felt it too 💅🏻#and like in my first playthrough I had the impression they had this like slow burn sort of romance#like butting heads a lot at the start but then slowly growing on each other#but it's not like that at all now. they actually like. get along like a house on fire#this woman used to date nwn2 bishop back in the day tho this shouldn't have come as a surprise#I've changed her quite a bit since that game yk. but still. the parts of her that attract toxic men remain <3#oc.nawen#bg3#sleep.txt#you should've seen it I started a durge playthrough with pepper on impulse just for funsies#he fucking hated her#just like. not on board. calling her hard headed and boring#it was brutal#PEPPER IS LOVELY OK you don't deserve her#I wasn't happy w how she ended up looking tho 😔 gotta get some better face/hair mods and try again sometime#ship: narion
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#mlp#spacie spoinks#bruisecrew parent is me btw skjfskjdfsdf#the mwahster is dool my good friend dool#anyways this was really funny 2 me okay bye school and this epic fucking bunger awaitss#im so hunfry#I LUAGHED OUT LOUD#AJKFSHJFHKSJDF
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If Charles doesn’t get another appearance soon I’m going to start emailing finknor videos of me sobbing
#If it wasn’t clear don’t fucking harass creators. I’m just really funny okay#wtnv#wtdb#charles the theologist#please. please he’s been in 3.are you kidding me#I think about him every day and he’s been in 3.#put him BACK#PLEASE#IN TEARS#welcome to night vale#you should all see this#frequencies
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Warrior Nun truly is the most fucked up fucking show in the whole fucking world isn't it
Thecla (Ancient Greek: Θέκλα, Thékla; Greek: Θέκλα; Turkish: Tekla) was a saint of the early Christian Church, and a reported follower of Paul the Apostle. The earliest record of her life comes from the ancient apocryphal Acts of Paul and Thecla.
In one scene, female beasts, particularly lionesses, protected her against her male aggressors.
It is also said that Thecla spent the rest of her life in Maaloula, a village in Syria. There, she became a healer and performed many miracles...
...but remained constantly persecuted.
In one instance, as her persecutors were about to get to her, she called out to God, a new passage was opened in the cave she was in, and the stones closed behind her.
Around AD 280, Thecla features as one of the characters in Methodius of Olympus' Symposium, in which she displays considerable knowledge of profane philosophy, various branches of literature, and eloquent yet modest discourse. Methodius states that she received her instruction in divine and evangelical knowledge from Paul, and was eminent for her skill in sacred science ("Logos 8").
According to some scholars, Thecla's story inspired many later stories of women saints who dressed as men
All of these women were empowered by Thecla, a woman who did things that not many women would ever dare to do
In Spanish-speaking countries, she is also facetiously counted as the patron saint of computers and Internet, from the homophony with the Spanish and Catalan word tecla ("key").[citation needed]
(text on Thecla of Iconium taken from Wikipedia)
#jillian salvius#warrior nun#thekla reuten#I'M NOT SAYING THIS MEANS ANYTHING I'M JUST SAYING#[insert i'm not saying it's aliens but it's aliens meme here lol]#the craziest thing about it is that i wasn't looking for it. i was reading on tiepolo#as in yes art history. then a painting about a st thecla showed up in the text and it all snowballed from there#you have to admit that some of these parallels (or quasi-parallels anyway) between jillian and st thecla are... uncanny#funny and or misc#no i am not putting this in my analysis tags because this is for the lols (or is it)#editing this to add in the tags that sylvia de fanti is a leo#so a lioness in her own right so to speak. when lionesses were the ones to protect st thecla#i mean if you really want to fuck it up... thekla is a virgo. jillian as a VIRGIN MARY figure anyone...?#if we're gonna mix up real life and fiction might as well do it in style huh#this fucking show sdkljfghsdkjghkjsg#OKAY FINE I AM PUTTING IT IN MY PERSONAL ANALYSIS TAG#exercises in observation
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