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blujayonthewing · 4 months

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#crossposting cause I'm feeling this strongly #I haven't even caught my breath from Being Bad At Christmas which is a month-long fulltime job are you kidding me #I should be ASLEEP I should be IN A LITTLE BURROW I should have been born A HOBBIT or A DORMOUSE PERHAPS #not that I'm ever especially keen to tally my yearly Achievements (few) or Set Goals (largely destined to fail)#but at least in the summer I'd be like... alive #about me #posts from twitter

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jesseevelann · 2 years

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Sasuke and Sakura

#posts from twitter #sakura uchiha #uchiha sakura #sakura haruno #haruno sakura #sasuke uchiha #uchiha sasuke #sakura x sasuke #sakusasu #sasusaku #naruto #naruto shippuden #boruto the next generation

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myupostsheadcanons · 9 months

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#one piece #x drake #twitterX #one piece memes #posts from twitter #myu thinks they are funny

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thatonefurryartist · 1 year

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#posts from Twitter

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girl-with-the-most-cake · 2 years

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#uvalde #cw: school shooting #cw: violence #colossal fuckups #posts from twitter

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remanedur · 7 months

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#crossposting/reposting from twitter cuz i had to #original post was by catgirlanarcho on twittr

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suiheisen · 9 months

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forget about elon musk vs mark zuckerberg. i need to see yoshiki fight elon musk.

update: x japan has released its first single in eight years. to further shade elon musk. this is a thing that happened.

#this is SO ENTERTAINING ;_____;#the most fun japanese twitter has had in a while asdgajajak #VISUAL KEI FANDOM IT’S OUR TIME 🌹#57-year-old yoshiki turning up in leather pants with a silk shirt undone to his navel and a red rose held in his teeth #disarming musk with a kiss #love yoshiki hashtagging his tweets yoshiki. so true king #also gackt waking up from his cryosleep to defend yoshiki’s honour……….. peak old man yaoi #long post #twitter #x japan #elon musk #yoshiki #gackt

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nerdpoe · 8 days

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Danny, due to his biology of being half dead, can eat very questionable things and not die. He decides to start a youtube channel with this.

He buys obvious shitty supplements online, clear and obvious scams, and takes them as directed for a month.

Then he reports what they did to him, and sends the samples to get tested. He's gotten more than a few scammers arrested by providing solid evidence that they used hazardous materials to make their product.

He gets away with this by claiming to have the power of abnormal metabolism, or an "iron stomach", so toxins aren't as likely to hurt him.

One of his viewers sends him an unmarked bottle of pills, saying that if he doesn't take the entire bottle on a livestream, they'll blow up a city.

Danny does his livestream, and goes out of his way to use the entire bottle of pills in extravagant recipes. By the end of it he's created a five course meal, all with the pills cooked/melted in, and it's become a mukbang.

The villain who sent it is watching the livestream pissed off, because they didn't specify how to take the pills, so this technically counts. The heroes they have trapped are losing their minds with concern.