"𝐓𝐞 𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐨 𝐝𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐬 𝐚𝐧̃𝐨𝐬, 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐳𝐚́ 𝐬𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞 𝐧𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞"

𝐈'𝐦 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐎𝐧𝐞- 𝐒𝐚𝐦 𝐒𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐡

-𝒔𝒏𝒉𝒏𝒌𝒌𝒎𝒏

i was wondering if i was the only one that felt like this january is extremely long

I want to put christian borle in my mouth and eat him.

OK yall ever say something about the media you're viewing and turn dramatically to your left or right (slightly above yourself) in a way you're addressing someone?

But it's just you imagining there's someone there. And you have a full giddy over it w/ the nothing you're talking to.

Like "WOWWW am I right, imaginary companion??!"

Or pog and point but there's literally only you in the room.

-It's probably called something idk

I have loved you for many years Maybe I am just not enough.

I’m not the only one, Sam Smith

Admit it.

We all cried at the end of season 2.

the doctor

Okey I cant be the only person on this planet that gets hiccups sometimes when I eat spicy things or raw carrots.

Istg evertime I see him

All i hear is HIM.

Hey. Anyone else unreasonably angry with YouTube's app update and how they handle playlists now (by not loading the whole thing and now adding recommendations in place :] )

(via Sam Smith - too good at goodbyes T-shirt - 100% cotton - light blue (Unisex) Active T-Shirt by Teesummer75)

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AND DUOLINGO FUCKING NERFED MY STREAK WHAT THE FUCCKKK

i want to be included in the fruit asks but :amlookingaway: those sure are some options. ummmmm cherry kiwi grapes tangerine /platonic :) !!! i just think ur super cool

Cherry - I love you.

Kiwi- You’re pretty

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

HELP THIS IS SO SWEET AND SO CUTE I LITCHERALLY WENT :D !!! u think im pretty... snff. ilu are you kiddink me

Send me a fruit!

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

tragedy enjoyers when a character perpetuates the cycle of violence they themselves were a victim of

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one