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indigo-mayhem · 2 years

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Genshin Characters as Brooklyn 99 Quotes

I just started rewatching B99 and goddamn are there some great quotes...

Eula is so incredibly Rosa Diaz it's insane (yes her first quote is from Gina shhhh)

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Eula: I was just thinking about how I would make the perfect archon based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust.

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Yae Miko: Would you tell the sky to stop being so blue?

Raiden: Yes. I wish it were tan.

Yae Miko: What?

Raiden: It's my favorite color. It's no-nonsense.

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Kaeya: Wait a minute, I think I just figured something out. I got to go.

Diluc: Aren't you forgetting a little something?

Kaeya: *kisses Diluc on the forehead*

Diluc: Uh, no, pay your bill!

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Chongyun: I wasn't hurt that badly. The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be!

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Fischl: All men are at least 30% attracted to me. My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.

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Venti: I'm not going to sit here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did!

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Childe: How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Zhongli: Couple weeks.

Traveler: six months.

Scaramouche: Jury's still out.

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Beidou: I've only had Kazuha for a day and a half, but if anything bad happened to him I would kill everyone on this ship and then myself.

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Hu Tao eating Xiangling's cooking: I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. That was it for me.

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Itto: Sticks and stones, Sara.

Sara: Describing your breakfast?

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Amber: Talk to him, that's what friends do!

Eula: Nope. I'm going to wait until I'm on my death bed, get in the last word, and then die immediately.

Amber: That's your plan for dealing with this?

Eula: That's my plan for dealing with everything. I have seventy seven arguments that I'm going to win that way.

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Gorou: I did a little sleuthing on the enemy. Want me to spill the beans?

Kokomi: Why would you ever intentionally spill beans? They're one of nature's most densely packed protein sources, and they remain unsullied by flavor.

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