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dragoncatlilly · 2 months

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What if they had a slumber party bro..

In other words:

"they're having a slumby. you agree. you reblog"

(Thank you @zooterscooter )

#halo #charbiter #master chief #thel vadam / the arbiter #halo fanart #master chief / john 117 #the arbiter #:3 #gay #slumber party #fanart #need them #I'm still not used to this bro #making the art I wanna see #my art

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bluehairperson · 5 months

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I'm not immune to propaganda 😔

#5e strahd? I don't know that bitch that's not my man #sorry ireena he's my cringe fail homie he's my bro he's my middle aged riddled by syndromes fam #please read that damn book it's so good #it's so good in fact that I'm using that as tome of strahd in my campaign #with slight fixes obviously but still #a++ characterization #I would advise it to anyone even if you don't know anything about curse of strahd or dnd in general honestly #curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #my art #totally not have been obsessing over it since july or anything

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002yb · 5 months

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While Roy would argue that the leaky faucet in their apartment adds to its ramshackle, rustic charm, Jason doesn't share the sentiment. The persistent dripping is white noise to Roy, but for Jason it's an irritant. It's a reminder of home and a childhood Jason would rather forget - a too small apartment that was rundown and falling apart, all stained surfaces and broken fixtures because no one cared to take care of anything. Jason doesn't want to live like that again. It's why Jason does so much to keep the place up despite Roy's absence because it's not just a safe house - it's their home.

Which is why when Roy comes home and is greeted with that steady drip, he grimaces. The leaky faucet is something Roy promised to fix months ago and promptly forgets about between so many other responsibilities, but he resolves himself in that moment: today is the day.

Guilt and shame are strong motivators and Roy feels an ample amount of both if only because the place looks as good as it does. Everything is clean and smells fresh in a way that makes Roy feel at ease and yet here he's left Jason to suffer with a faulty sink.

The old saying of, 'happy wife, happy life,' crosses Roy's mind and while they're not married, Roy resolves that he needs to do better by his partner. If not out of love, then certainly because Roy isn't sure he could withstand being at the forefront of Jason's provoked ire.

It's not a hard task. Challenged as Roy likes to be, he finds enjoyment in the straightforward nature of the problem and the clear steps needed to resolve it. Compared to the other work he does, it's mindless and it's something of a relief.

That he's going to get brownie points with Jason is an added bonus.

Jason, who walks into their apartment that's been empty for months while Roy has been tied up with Justice League missions and bureaucracy to find his partner on his back, crowded into the cabinet beneath their sink finally making right on his promise to fix the damn plumbing. Jason, who sees Roy following through and preens about it because the poor kid is all crossed wires and fucked up associations about the men in his life taking care of shit like this. Jason, who comes home and straddles Roy's hips like he's done so often in the past, casual and alluring - the menace.

It takes all of Roy's willpower not to react. For as often as Jason tries to seduce Roy, Roy has been painstakingly mindful to not take advantage. Making Jason happy and flirting around is one thing; letting him believe he has to pay Roy back for fulfilling a promise Roy made months ago and forgot about is another.

"You gonna help?" Roy asks instead.

"Depends on the plumbing." Jason quips, grinding his ass back against Roy to tease him and-

Bang!

It feels good until it doesn't. Roy sees stars for too many reasons and all he can think is that this was karma coming to bite his ass for 1) not fixing the sink sooner and 2) being tempted by the vixen that is Jason Todd.

The weight on his pelvis is gone in an instant and Roy groans in disappointment. Just because he won't come on to Jason doesn't mean that he doesn't enjoy when Jason tries to seduce him. It's his guilty pleasure, fuck!

"Shit, are you okay?" Jason asks through an incredulous laugh, dragging Roy out from beneath the sink by his calves. Roy goes easy, one hand to the bump on his head from hitting the pipes beneath the sink. Jason looks both embarrassed and sheepish and Roy can't say the kid has ever looked more gorgeous than in that moment, hovering over Roy with cool fingers pressed to the swelling bump just beneath the edge of Roy's hat. "My bad," Jason snickers, knocking his knuckles just shy of the hurt.

Roy makes a face at him and, just to tease, torments him with a lighthearted taunt: "Kiss it better?"

The mood has come and gone though, so all Jason gives Roy is a smirk and a pointed kiss to his own hand before he smacks it over Roy's head.

"Maybe after you finish with the sink." Jason says, gesturing to the broken pipe, courtesy of Roy's forehead. Roy turns his attention to it, lips pursed because wow, fuck. That's another trip to the store.

"Since it's your fault-" Roy says and Jason scoffs. Still, when Roy holds out his hand, Jason hoists him up. Roy smiles at him, easy as anything, "-come get the parts with me."

Roy loves the work he does. He's happy to do it, but he's missed this; he's glad to be home.

#royjay #jayroy #words #some sort of au where there's romantic tension but jason has a bit too much going on and roy is tries to be responsible but is also thirsty #and jason is aware of this and sometimes uses it but other times nah and other times still gets insecure about where the relationship stand #this gives big age difference vibes #and now all i'm thinking of is barely contained sleazy roy and small no lazarus jason #my new favorite trope:#is it bros being bros or a ship setting sail?

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uncanny-tranny · 1 year

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I totally get gendered petnames like dude, sis, bro, and whatever else, and I get why some people might be confused as to why some trans people might take issue with a petname you might think is neutral. However, I do want people to remember that trans people often have different relationships with those petnames because they're gendered, and they might be uncomfortable with those connotations. A trans woman who doesn't want you to call her "dude" is probably not doing it to anger or accuse you of anything, but she might just have a negative relationship with that word.

I get that it can be hard to change habits, but it is worth it to include trans people. If a trans person in your life asks you not to use certain words, I promise they aren't trying to fuck you over or make you feel like you're under attack. They are just expressing a boundary - one that cis people also express.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #the example i gave is again just one instance of what i'm talking about #i can get why it's hard like... i use 'bro' and shit like it's a filler word and it's a habit of mine #however it isn't anybody's fault that i'm like that and i'm more than willing to stop using it for somebody #because it's like... that word is just a word to me and that means i can abandon its use at any time #and if not using it means that somebody feels included then fuck yeah i'm going to not use it #i just hear people weirdly antagonizing trans people for setting these boundaries and it's like...#...have you MET a cis person because they do the same things as trans people (it's just seen as more acceptable ig)#it IS annoying that people want to have the same conversations again and again and again #because ngl i only made this post because of the antagonism these trans people face for... no reason???#they're literally going 'please don't call me [x]' and yet that is still too polarizing????????? HUH??????#you'd think that that trans person like... ran a car through a bank with how they're treated but no... they're just stating a preference #and it's crazy to me because it's EASY to not do... because it's a non-action. and if you fuck up all you have to do is apologize #the hardest thing to do would be to watch what you're saying a little more but that's like... not a big deal???????

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corallapis · 7 months

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We're opening up a rift in the Braccatolian space. Won't see us coming. Kind of scary. Then stop. Once the Empire is established, and there's a new Gallifrey in the heavens, maybe then it stops... the drumming, the never ending drumbeat. Ever since I was a child, I looked into the Vortex — that's when it chose me. The drumming, the call to war. Can't you hear it?

#tenth doctor #simm!master #doctor x master #dwedit #dw #*#i was gonna strategically crop lil guy out of that 3rd gif but you know what? i'm not a coward.#woe lil guy and his tiny custom-made pinstripe suit be upon ye #ANYWAY. why did the master say ''good'' here. hello. i'm rattling the bars of my fuckign cage why did he say that #is he glad the doctor is spared from it??????#also the doctor like. not listening. at all. not even trying to listen apparently #since all it took was one lil forced contact in eot #still giving him an absolute for an answer. ''it's only you.''#all the shit ten says throughout this oh we're the only ones left it's the two of us blah blah blah. but where it counts? IT'S ONLY YOU.#see obv i'm master biased but all this shit makes me crazy abt the stuff 12 said to missy. ''you never learned to hear the music''#bro you NEVER LISTENED to him. you're still not listening to her!!!!!#araghghagh. ok.

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synthshenanigans · 4 months

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new jash twitter photo :0

[photo for ones who do not have the app]

#cant believe bro is flexing the he's going into 2024 before most of us smh/j #also i love the lil smiley #just a :)#jokes aside this has been a wild year for me both positively & negatively but these songs have help so so much on both ends #an I'm glad dudes having fun still makin em #cant believe he blinked for the photo tho like wow. NO effort into this[/j ofc]#this is how i compliment people okay #if im confident enough to “insult” you that means i think you're a neat swell person :}#chonny jash #moss post #im far into the tags now so like #again i mean this in the MOST aroace way possible but man he's so pretty dude #also gender envious a bit #bro is very pretty & i wanna look that pretty #okay im shush now but #wild year for me & music is very helpful for mental stuff #i say this knowing his minecraft sheesh cover exists but like #it was a very emotional piece okay ❤/j

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mattodore · 4 months

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whose dog is this?

#bro he's barking at me where's his nametag at i don't see it like he doesn't even have a collar.......... anybody got a leash #river dipping #ts4 #ts4 edit #matthias evanoff #<- just started tagging theo and he isn't even here #echthroi #my game finally loaded up however long ago but i didn't even notice bc i was staring at a wall bored out of my mind #but anyway #now that it's loaded i'm just spinning matthias around in his muzzle <3 #i wanna try out some skin overlays i downloaded the other day on him and....... well. i'm probably gonna end up playing dress up with theo #again..................... bc. well. theo <3 #i SHOULD get in game and take the updated screenshots i want to maybe use for this pose i made but.#theo... in cas....................................#it's like i'm kendall roy and you just put stewy in front of me with pancakes waffles and molly #like. yeah i'm gonna get me some of that #still here actually bc my game crashed 😞 so i edited this a bit

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palskippah · 5 months

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Relationships: Bowser/Luigi (Nintendo), Mario/Princess Peach (Nintendo) Additional Tags: Based over that scene in the new super mario bros. end, Mario and Peach are pining in the background while Bowser and Luigi speed-run a relationship, Bowser (Nintendo) is the Koopalings' (Super Mario) Parent, Good Parent Bowser (Nintendo), mario is a good brother, he's just a bit stupid sometimes jiji, Semi-verbal Mario, will add more tags as I think of them Summary:

After Luigi is accidentally left behind by Mario and Princess Peach after rescuing her from Bowser's castle, he unknowingly bonds with the koopa king's youngest son.

The koopaling is set on having the nice Green Mario to become his new mama! And Bowser's not very sure what's so charming about the lamest of the Mario brothers, but maybe - maybe - he's willing to give it a chance, if that means Junior will be happy.

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Hi! I'm writing another fic jijd ✌️😔

This one's focus is bowuigi tho and Luigi being Junior's new mama too bc shdkdh :'''v

#super mario bros #bowuigi #mareach #my fics #SEE NOW I CAN USE THE TAG WEEE #I'm still writing the next chapt for the preg Mareach fic #just that I'm kinda less excited bc I feel the fics bad HDJDHD idk #doubts doubts #That's why I'm practicing with this one too!#Junior's a baby and he's my beloved

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polarpanda73 · 3 months

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howdy y'all i. ended up making a. flowey oc?? flowey...sona??? idk i'm attached to him now and you get to see him (sprites by toby ofc i just edited them)

#myart #flowey #flowey undertale #undertale flowey #flowey the flower #flowey oc #he was originally like me but for an UT AU with friends where i Was him but #now hes just kinda like a #kinsona? i guess???#his name is salvey (the salvia)#didnt originally base him on any specific flower but thats the closest in color i could find #also even though bros kinda me i'm still using he/him despite the fact i dont use it?? dont look into it <3

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coldcanadianwinters · 6 months

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I just like the fact that Simon apparently has about a million of the exact same polaroid of Betty smiling at the camera. This man must have told her to hold still and keep that smile on her face for like 2 hours as he just snapped shot after shot so he could guarantee that he'd always have her by his side (and also always be able to make rituals ifg HFGDHS)

#adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #betty grof #fionna and cake spoilers #like seriously this man pulls out a picture of betty for the first ritual #and then another during the Lich ritual #he had like 2 or 3 amongst his shit he brought to Marceline's place in I Remember You when he asks her to sing with him #There's the one he pulls out at Root Beer Guy's bar (though admittedly that could be the same one he uses in the first ritual)#He's got a picture of her on the desk behind him in Holly Jolly Secrets before the war #(againt admittedly that's not the same pic BUT STILL I'M COUNTING IT ANYWAYS hgdsh)#like bro polaroid film isn't cheap fhdgsh why'd you take so many of the same picture #at least from different angles my guy #anyways I find it as hilarious as it is sad bc he's clearly now holding every picture of Betty he has so so dearly #</3 ough

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aromantic-diaries · 8 months

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You don't even know how great it is that I don't have to use a proper name here. I have a weird thing about names

#off-topic #personal ramblings #i can't stand my deadname and i've tried several new ones but none of them felt right after a while #also i barely ever call anyone by their name and always use their nickname if they have one #like bob and jimmy. their names are not bob or jimmy. and like bob's only known as bob in choir. but i still call him bob #and my best friend. i only refer to them by their name when i'm talking about them. not when i'm talking to them. i just call them bro

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bluescribble · 8 months

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Dave Today part 1

(Based from Andrew Hussie's and Hanni Brosh's Quality Time comic on Paradox Space)

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aviscranio · 11 months

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The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)

#the super mario bros movie #super mario brothers #mario mario #luigi mario #uncle tony #mario and luigi's family #nintendoedit #animationedit #filmedit #my gif #/gifset #last photosetpost bc I now have to use the new one ugh #/and I had this in my drafts before everything changed so quality might be different I guess #but whatever it's still my bday so I'm posting anything I want

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bylertruther · 1 year

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y'all moved on but i literally still can't believe this is real life. what the fuck. spread ur wings, mr schnapp... sniffling, crying, weeping bc i am so full of Joy... not 2 be corny but it's always a lovely thing when someone steps into the light n lives their truth... when they feel safe and loved enough by those in their life that they feel they can and genuinely want to share this part of themselves with the world... mr schnapp who has played will byers for such a big part of his life and explored his own self and come to terms with who he is at the same time that will has... will, who means so much to so many and has such a realistic journey that we seldom get to see, especially in such mainstream media, literally the biggest show in the world... just so moved that he went from being scared in the closet to feeling so loved and at peace that he would share this part of himself with the world in such a silly, light-hearted, and entirely noah way, always so true to himself and full of light... i just. 🥺 a lot of feelings are being felt rn. good for him!! GOOD FOR HIM!!!!! 💗🏳️‍🌈🫂

#like. he's gay 🥺!! tears in ym eyes lol the reality hit me like. omg. he's gay.... noah schnapp... gay... revealed it in a silly funny #little tiktok.. with a smile on his face :) <3 it just makes my heart so happy!!! i love when anyone feels safe enough to come out!!#i wish we didn't have to i wish that we could just exist and have it not be a big deal but we aren't there yet and for now i just.#i just !!!!! feel so happy!!! for him and those who felt inspired by his courage and told their loved ones about themselves too!#and for those of you that can't do that just know that you are still loved and seen and you are not less than or any less valid!#peace and love on planet earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥺😭🤧💓#scared in the closet to being out and proud and smiling about it.... bro i'm really crying rn like . love is so real... it's out there...#staring up at my ceiling thinking abt how none of us are ever alone... wauw life is um . well. life sure is something sometimes huh

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s-creations · 10 months

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💞 for the prompt. I'd love to see it with Mario and Peach.

💞 Post-nightmare cuddles (Oooh, first Mario/Peach story prompt! No complaints, I need to practice my pairing writing.) @bowlboi

Peach was used to waking up at a moment’s notice that any ‘new’ noise bought her out of her dreams. It unfortunately came with the territory of ruling a kingdom and getting kidnapped far more than what she was comfortable with. But it was useful, especially in moments like this.

She’d been awoken by a sharp gasp sounding next to her. Peach quickly sat up and scanned the room. The library was dark, save for the crackling fire burning in the fireplace. Wide windows showing the night sky filled with stars. Peach realizes that she must have fallen asleep while reading. But what had…

Looking over to her right found Mario sitting next to her. Looking pale with his eyes darting around, as if trying to find something lurking in the darkness.

“Mario?” Peach said softly. Worry growing when she didn’t receive a reply.

The hero jerked back feeling a hand being placed on his shoulder. Turning to see a clearly worried Peach sitting next to him.

“P-Princess? …S-Sorry, I don’t know what that was,” Mario gave a weak laugh, “More tired than I thought. I should probably-”

“This is…normal?” Peach asked, worry clear in her voice.

“What? I- no, I mean…”

Peach frowned watching as Mario’s resolved drop. The hero leaned back into the plush couch, wrapping his arms around himself. Eyes pointed downwards away from the princess.

“How long has this been happening?”

“...A while.”

“Are they nightmares?”

Mario sighed, “I guess? I’m not sure how else to put it. I’m not seeing anything, it’s more of a…a feeling. That there’s danger’s close and I need to wake up now…”

“Does Luigi-”

“No, he doesn’t know. You…You weren’t supposed to know either.”

Peach didn’t want to show how much that hurt to hear, because in some way she understood. After all, she had a kingdom to worry about. Some things she dealt with weren’t those that her citizens needed to worry about. Didn’t mean that she liked the idea that Mario was hiding so much from her and, even more so, Luigi.

Saying nothing more, Peach inched closer to Mario and placed an arm around him. Who looked up in both surprise and a little fear. Soon leaning against the princess, cheeks turning a soft pink.

On her part, Peach shifted so that one arm could keep Mario close while another reached up to easily run a hand through his rather messy hair. She felt him immediately relax into the touch. His own arms twitching as if to reach out as well, but fearful to do so. Peach merely smiled softly, helping Mario position his arms around her.

The brief spike of embarrassment Mario had disappeared with the fingers returned. Running through his hair and scratching at his scalp. Peach leaning down to rest a cheek against the top of his head, eyes closing.

“I’m here for you…”

#mario #princess peach #mareach #mario x peach #s-creations #super mario bros movie #super mario bros #smb #i'm still very much not used to writing this pairing!#you can take it from movie-verse or game-verse #up to you #i just wanted to give softness #hurt/comfort

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h0estar · 6 months

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dawg, one thing abt me is that i've always been an advocate for yukine and yato's happiness.... so i'm just curious.... WHEN EXACTLY WILL ADATCHITOKA PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES AGAINST THIS KID AND HIS SILLY SELF-PROCLAIMED DAD 😭 LET MY BOYS REST MAN DAMN

#NO BC THIS ABSOLUTELY WRECKED ME #YUKINE HOLDING ONTO YATO AFYER HE SAW HIM FADING AWAY I CANT DO THIS #BRO HAS JUST BEEN THROUGH IT AND NOW HE'S GONNA LOSE BOTH YATO AND HIYORI AT THE SAME TIME ATCYALLY GONNS #naw i gave up on the direction of this manga ever since father decided to create his lil nation #i ABSOLUTELY DISLIKE THE DIRECTION THEY WENT FOR #and SEKKI SHOULD'VE FINISHED OFF FATHER NOT HAKKI I SAID WHAT I SAID #but anw LET MY BOY REST FR HE'S BEEN THROUGH SM SHIT ADATCHITOKA U CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY W THIS #i'm actually sobbing this part hurt me sm 😭#noragami #yato #yukine #noragami spoilers #i still love noragami despite the writing. i've just been way too emotionally invested in the story and characters for years #save my boys bro #they've had enough fr #no bc wHAT HAPPENED TO YATO 😭#ion even wana think abt it bro. i see nothing but tragedy and absolute pain in the next & last chapter #adatchitoka is so gracious giving us a whole month to prepare for what's to come 🥰#man i hope yato is okay 😭 i doubt it tho 😭😭😭😭😭#mine

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