i just screamed like a fuckin banshee i just broke the goddamn sound barrier i just shattered my voice box i felt real serotonin for the first time since s3 ended

gggooooodddddd~🎃

casting the shark boy and lava girl movie as lotf characters:

shark boy: jack

lava girl: ralph

max: simon

MR ELECTRIC SEND THIS BITCH STRAIGHT TO HELL: roger

mr electric: naval officer

the ice princess: piggy

It’s the fact that Kane reverted after his mask was removed that fucks with me the most. At his peak of being most confident, talking, Being himself and shit, being comfortable as much as he could, he was forced. To take off the part he was still not ready to show of himself and because of that he reverted back to a violent, angry, shut off boy.

“Vicky….”

:.) hello friends it’s me, sea, chicken, Lee, whatever. I accidentally deleted my blog when I wanted to get rid of a side blog. Yes I’m a huge idiot. I’m still trying to get staff to Please give my account back but I haven’t gotten a response, I’m probably either going to have to give up, wait a bit longer, or be annoying and keep sending emails.

Still trying to follow everyone I used to follow, if I didn’t follow you then please follow me! I didn’t mean to and probably just missed you!

GUESS WHO GOT HARRASSED AT WORK TODAY

every night i smoke my lil slutweed and expect a different outcome.

NOBODY MOVE NOBODY BREATHE ITS EARLY THIS IS HAPPENING THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

WHY DO WE COOOOOOOOOMPLIIICAAAAATE IT! WHY DO WE GET SO JADED!! CAN WE JUST GO BACK! GO BACK! TO 2011!!!!! (Can we go baaaaack!!!!) WHY DO WE RUUUUUIIIIIIN OOOUR DREAMS! WHY DO WE SAAAAAABOTAGE THINGS!! CAN WE JUST GO BACK!! GO BACK!! TO 2011!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to say “built like a dorito chip” (in reference to fit ppl with rlly broad shoulders and rlly thin waists) but ended up saying “like a potato chip” and I think I just came up with the new phrase for my body type

Please be normal

“lmao imagine liking men” OK!!! ON IT BOSS 🫡🫡🫡 it’s beautiful here

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

People against piracy fail to realize that no, I can’t just ‘buy it.’ They stopped making DVDs and Blu-Rays. They’re barely offering digital copies for download. I am not spending money I could use for food or bills to pay for a subscription service just so I can always have access to a beloved piece of media. Especially not when the service will remove media on a whim without concern for how the loss of access to that piece will make its artistic conservation nigh impossible.

For example, I recently learned that Disney+ had an original film called Crater. It’s scifi, family friendly, and seems cool - I would love to buy it as a holiday gift for my little brother! But: it’s exclusive to D+ and THEY REMOVED IT LITERALLY MONTHS AFTER ITS RELEASE.

The ONLY way I can directly access this film is through piracy. The ONLY available ‘copies’ of this film are hosted on piracy websites. Disney will NEVER release it in theaters, or as something to buy, and it may NEVER return to the streaming service. It will be LOST because we aren’t allowed to purchase it for personal viewing. If I can’t pay to own it, I won’t pay for the privilege of losing it when corporate decides to put it in a vault.

So yes, I’m going to pirate and support piracy.