and by this I mean do the groceries, go to the park, go to the café, etc

extra points if you say your country in the tags

Damn, If These Walls Could Talk. | A KinnPorsche: the Series FanFic.

Hello all, Vegas scares the jesus out of me, so I thought I'd write this to terrify myself some more. I initially wanted to write this as smut because I love wall sex, but again, Vegas really does scare me, so I encourage anyone to take this idea and run with it.

All feedback/criticism is always appreciated!

Plot Summary:

“How are you, Pete?” Vegas asks. “Seems like all I see lately is you right within my reach.” He stares into Pete’s eyes before slowly moving his hand down his face, to his chin. “Why is that?”

(Or: At the end of episode seven, Vegas puts Pete against a wall and teases the hell out of him.) 

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To the people saying "Jason wouldn't have jumped into tartarus for Piper, like Percy did for Annabeth" as a way to demean him. Jason, plunged into the sky from the grand canyon to catch Piper in the first few pages of the lost hero without even knowing who she was, and without the knowledge that he could fly. so he basically jumped to his death attempting to catch her. In the first few pages of his journey, he didn't mind dying to save Piper, and ironically, that's also what he did in the last few pages of his journey. Y'all just be making the most out of pocket claims abt jason fr

Wearing me panda dunks tonight (yes I'm basic) and a T-shirt with white writing. Me da turns around saying "ye a Maggie now" fumin

Love Hannibal's thought process of "I'm going to lie and manipulate him into thinking he's hallucinating a person and not show any emotion while he stands there having a seizure and that's totally okay and acceptable" but as soon as Gideon goes "that doesn't seem to bother you" he's like HOW DARE YOU I SAID IT WAS A MILD SEIZURE A MILD, M-I-L-D.

#confusion #sass #disgust

i have this headcanon that percy and rachel reconnect after his first year at new rome. he visits camp half-blood and runs into her. they talk for a few minutes and agree to see a movie together as friends. and within a week. they're back to finding comfort in each other's presence. having inside jokes. and bi-weekly painting sessions. and late might conversations about their hopes and dreams for the future. just a really healthy friendship that they've needed since they were fifteen.

hat evolution

Nothing gave me more whiplash IN MY LIFE than going from acowar to acofas.

Remember when Feyre closed the chapter on her relationship with Tamlin and wished him well? Coz the Inner Circle sure keeps forgetting.

I'm gonna say it. Pierluigi is family already. He knows when to bring Carlos back. And the way he was protecting him the whole time in the paddock.

lazy sunday afternoon

BIRBS! 

I was working on this one drawing but got confused with costumes, so I decided to quickly draw some references for myself.

✨So please, welcome to the ball✨:

Princess Shrek🍃

and Princess Charming🌹

Here's what I'm thinking: both Princesses came to the ball in their best historically inspired dresses with their grand skirts and everything, but the rest of the time they are rocking their casual outfits: Princess Charming wearing her mini-skirt-like tunic, and Princess Shrek wearing her little pants and a shirt with a vest over it.

More Princess Shrek and Princess Charming here

Would parents shave him bald if he dyed his fur black?

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iwa being oikawa's self-appointed guard dog is everything to me because clearly oikawa doesn't need one. he fights with cutting words and a sharp tongue than with anything else. but iwa has been protecting oikawa since they've been kids. and its became a habit. its just second nature to him.

and of course oikawa teases him about it, how protective iwa is, how he'd snap his jaws at anyone who pokes at oikawa in the wrong way. when teasing goes a little too far for iwa's liking.

oikawa fondly says "iwa-chan, my knight", anytime it happens. and iwa grumbles about the nickname right up until oikawa leans forward and gives his a sweet rewarding peck on the lips. to show him how appreciative he is of his guard dog.

its an immediate reaction. iwa's face blooming bright red. a deep scarlet flush to staining his cheeks as oikawa laughs, walking away leaving behind his flustered knight.

This smug little shit!!! I gasped so loud people around me got scared