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papertowness · 4 months

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most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell

#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint #and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘#or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘#when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘#when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like #‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth )#when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭#please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out #motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits #house #house md #james wilson #houseposting #lgbtq #lgbt

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feralfishcake · 9 months

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Oh my god???

Ground control (1998)

#i want to eat him alive #james wilson #wilson #robert sean leonard #rsl #housemd #hate crimes md #hilson #house #house md #ground control #movies

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representative-democracy · 7 months

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Happy to let you all know I will be visiting Lt. John Irving's grave in the coming days - I'll give him a smooch for all of yall

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+ just a little Fitzier

#being in Britian means that I'm like 10 minutes away from one of the Lads Lads Lads at any point #also I refuse to apologize for using that Jopson eating from a can screen cap for the 40th time #if he didn't want me to laugh about it he shouldn't of eaten like that #the terror #the terror amc #francis crozier #james fitzjames #fitzier #thomas jopson #john irving #cornelius hickey #harry goodsir #solomon tozer #thomas armitage #stephen stanley #george hodgson #silna #the terror shitposting

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purrvaire · 13 days

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black sails + tumblr text posts I have on my phone

#well hello there #im really sorry for all of this (im not)#i need to be silly otherwise there's the horrors #this kind of meme is like my brand at this point #i really really like something? chances are i'll take screencaps and slap funny shit on them #i want y'all know that i have a story of insanity with the first picture #changed the chemistry of my brain and gave me the crazies #i see john with his hands on his hips and i have to fight the urge to eat him #its a disease #also #if i had a nickel for every time i used that joke on a pirate named israel hands i would have two nickels #ill stop rambling and ill go to work now #black sails #tumblr text meme #black sails meme #long john silver #james flint #anne bonny #jack rackham #charles vane #i need to make more just bc its a travesty i didnt make something with max and madi #user purrvaire

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bloodbruise · 25 days

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messy jegulus period sex ? curious about your thoughts 🤲

lets be so real a little blood is not stopping james from having his way with regulus

#he's asking to eat reg out and reg is like “cant. on my period”#and james is like “is this a personal preference or because you think i wont want to? cause a lil blood wont scare me baby”#reg def feels a bit nervous that james is gonna get grossed out or smtg but he gets over that real quick when james gets his mouth on him #jegulus #regulus black #james potter #mail

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agdab · 3 months

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why did they removed all his cuteness

#i eat bees.#silent hill #silent hill 2 #silent hill 2 remake #james sunderland #like....................#yeah i want to run this man over with my car and all but #he was cute:(#and yeah id call the police if i was alone in the same room with him but thats neither here nor there #they just made blonder leon kennedy in resident evil remake here. like #and his hair just looks so weird #he just looks so weird.#they took his patches they took his swaggy gay ass biker boots #they gave him a FULL BUTTON UP SHIRT #this man wouldnt be able to handle a full button up shirt he would quit halfway thru #they literally gentrified him. they fucking gentrified him

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leadandblood · 4 days

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Thing that absolutely makes me feral:

Gore looking to Fitzjames for reassurance/opinion. I saw one post about the winking after the ice report, but he also does it at the meeting after Collins clears the ice. Crozier asks him about the sun dogs and before answering, he looks to Fitzjames like a kid looks at the teacher before doing a show and tell, waits for him to nod and then answers. I just- asjkfbdhbfvcdj

#graham gore #it's absolutely adorable #i want to eat him #james fitzjames #the terror #the terror amc

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bythehearts · 2 years

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plot bunny of the day…

Jegulus breaks up after Reg gets the mark, but ends up having sex one time that James is at Hogwarts for Order stuff at the end of Regulus’ last year at Hogwarts, which leaves Reg pregnant (yes, Reg is trans in this). Regulus then proceeds to tell absolutely no one about this kid, not sure even Barty or Pandora and just tells everyone he has to go to Paris for some potion training for a year (which he actually does) and disappears from public life for a year.

When he comes back, he buys an apartment for himself and his son (let’s call him Leo, I’ll come up with something better later) where no one is ever allowed except for Kreacher and Leo’s tutors. Now, this kid isn’t secluded from public life, he has a very normal life actually, just he’s never seen in public with Regulus. Why? Well, initially it was just because he didn’t want his family to know about how the kid came to be, but he also wasn’t willing to abandon the last gift James ever gave to him, as he’ll later refer to his son.

Then, however, the fact that our Regulus is still planning Voldemort’s downfall with Pandora also came into the picture, so he’s afraid that if they get discovered little Leo might be in danger. After that the story goes pretty much as we know it, except Reg doesn’t die in the cave since he tells Pandora that he’s going because this time he’s not taking chances, he has to go back to Leo. He also doesn’t leave a note for obvious reasons.

However, he knows that he’s still very much in danger of one day never coming home to Leo, so as soon as Leo turns 5-years-old he gives him a letter and a jar of chocolates that he’ll refill periodically, then he tells him to eat one and only one (he charms the jar) every day and that if the chocolates ever run out he has to take the letter and find James Potter.

A few days after Leo Black’s 8th birthday, the chocolates run out, and an 8-year-old shows up on James’ doorstep with a letter from a long lost lover that goes:

James, my dear angel,

if you’re reading this, I’m probably dead or worse. I will never be able to thank you for everything you have given me, and I’m so incredibly sorry to have to place this on you, but I have one last miracle to ask you…

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agentark · 1 year

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whatever you do, don't imagine a young J Corvin waiting every day at the end of their drive, hoping today is the day the mail carrier finally brings a letter from their very best friend

#i'm personally about to start sobbing #how many letters do they try sending #how long does that sweet gentle soul wait - I actually don't want to know #little too close to home frankly lmao #grandpa i don't CARE that something evil lives in fernweh and wants to eat me or control me or whatever - that's my bestie!!#I just did James's route and this part hurt so much worse #fernweh saga #like J is SO scared to ask MC if they can write this time & they're trying to be SO supportive--#--of the fact that the last time they tried MC was going through an incredibly difficult time in their life #but that doesn't mean it didn't hurt so badly #and like it's obviously not MC's fault bc they never even got the letters in the first place #but now I want to cry thinking about how my MC hugs James at the police station when they meet again and how he's probably like ???#my MC missed him and James is like 'weird reaction for someone who couldn't be bothered to write back'#'and shattered my little fifteen year old heart into pieces'#i'm making wild assumptions about the inner workings of J's mind here but anyway #j corvin #all i'm saying is if my best friend was ripped out of my life and I tried writing them I would be religiously checking the mailbox #probably far longer than I should but still trying to hold out hope

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coentinim · 5 months

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JPM's cute little slit throat

I wanna lick it and and and and feel his windpipe move as he talks and kiss the most monstrous part of him to show my undying love and appreciation for his disgusting being.

Gif from @taintandviolent

#i might also be into gore idk #i want to eat him out but i mean the cursed wound #ahs #ahs hotel #tw gore #evan peters #james patrick march

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jimmyspades · 4 months

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I'm a criminal, criminals are notorious liars. Everything about me is a lie. THE BLACKLIST 1.01

#television peaked.#james spader #raymond reddington #the blacklist #WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL ENDGAME!!!!!!! JON BOKENKAMP TELL ME #he's looking at her like he wants to EAT her likeee #(however. to be fair. I am aware that is the typical result when jimmy looks at just about *anyone*)

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bawltongue · 10 months

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#jonathan davis #jon davis #brian head welch #james munky shaffer #david silveria #korn #nu metal #metal #90s #four girlfriends and the ugly step sister in the red hat #they look so pretty though fr #jons expression yk he was feeling this look as he should #i litwrally want to eat him like a little candy

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widevibratobitch · 6 months

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happy fuck that old man friday. you know im right.

#i love the terror fandom in general but the one thing i find really fucking disappointing you guys #is that everyone is thirsting for crozier or bridgens or blanky. but no one wants to fuck sir john #i say you are COWARDS #sir john is INSANELY fuckable #and if you want fitzjimbles to fuck crozier then you must also accept #that he would smack that old racist coloniser boot-eating ass without thinking twice #search your hearts. you know it to be true.#happy fuck that old man friday #commit yall. just. commit to it.#leave no old man pussy wanting #anyway yeah. this is the hill im dying on peace and love.#the terror #amc the terror #james fitzjames #sir john franklin #look! jesus said this himself. are you gonna contradict jesus? yeah didnt think so

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konigceo · 2 months

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william and his fish pie

#lala ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖#he's so cute #i want to eat him #affectionate #not vore #william james moriarty #moriarty the patriot #yuukoku no moriarty #yuumori

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heronchildlove · 1 year

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JAMES DIDN'T PULL AN EMMA CARSTAIRS IN FREAKING EDOM - A DEMON LAND WHERE RUNES DON'T EVEN WORK!!! - FOR THESE TWO TO BE SEPARATED AT THE END OF THE BOOK

#i want reparation for damages #I dont even mean them not becoming a couple tho yeah that too but also why are they spending one year apart???#matthew can just as well go eat pray love in timbuktu with his bf and gf #i mean with james and cordelia #i was robbed i tell you #heronchild #james herondale #Matthew fairchild #tlh #the last hours #chot #chain of thorns #chot spoilers #tsc #the shadowhunter chronicles #canon

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kwiwrites · 6 months

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feeling silly might early drop a chapter of my new jegulus fic

#do ppl genuinely want this?#idc tbh #this fic has been eating at me for ages #i need to convince myself that I'm not going insane and that this actually IS a good idea #jegulus #marauders #regulus black #james potter #fic: fbawtft

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