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skyriderwednesday · 8 months

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Abbreviating Discworld books like Sherlock Holmes stories is a TERRIBLE idea and nobody would should do it, but taking the most cursed route possible it could look something like...

Rincewind/Wizards: COLO/LIGH/SOUR/ERIC/MOVI/INTE/CONT/UNSE

Witches: EQUA/WYRD/WITC/LORD/MASK/CARP

Death: MORT/REAP/SOUL/HOGF/THIE

Watch: GUAR/ARMS/FEET/JING/FIFT/NIGH/THUD/SNUF

Tiffany: WEEF/HATF/WINT/SHAL/SHEP

Moist: GOIN/MAKI/RAIS

Standalone: PYRA/SMAL/TRUT/LAST/MAUR/MONS

#discworld #sherlock holmes #i told you it was cursed #the first person to figure out the deliberate wtf abbreviation does not get a prize but does reserve the right to yell in replies #(personally i count moving pictures as a wizards book but i know a lot of people call it a standalone)#(but like. it's where ridcully comes from. so.)

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diari0deglierrori · 3 months

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Can I say something cursed? Ok I’ll do it:

Rose Vilaine, Dieudonné, Alexandre Mahmoud, SouteQuaranteQuatre, Saint-Jean, Claire, NoirAmer, Alexandra Aimant, Les Kouleurs, Fred(Éric) De Palme, Fleurette, Saints Français, Emma Marron, Lauraine, Grande Maman, François et Philippe, Philippe Marie Fantassins, Angeline Mangue, Geôlier, Petites mains (with a bit of fantasy daje), Cher, Annelise, Gazelle, Le Vol, Alfa, D’argent D’amis, La Triste, Le Trois, Monsieur Pluie, Riches et Pauvres

#I told you it was cursed #ok goodnight before I get booed or worse #sanremo #sanremo 2024 #I admit I cheated for a few I used their real names and no stage names #and took some last names as well because I didn’t know what to put #the order is how they arrived on the carpet #ahhh forgot the kolors I just added them in a random order sorry

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butchfalin · 5 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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fox-guardian · 13 days

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i think colin is the kinda guy who is cis for convenience. not in a societal way, but in a "i don't have time to think about anything but these fucking computers" way. also i think whatever gender he is is some niche shit probably themed around wanting to be a computer that actually wORKED-

#ramblings with major #the magnus protocol #tmagp #colin becher #cursing #colin gazing longingly at animated movies with big ol computer rooms full of wires and several screens: god i wish that were me #alice nudging sam: told you he was an egg #sam: ????

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swampthingking · 20 days

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andrew’s definitely gotten in trouble with his pr manager for tweeting things along the lines of:

“no mania inducing medication will compare to the euphoria i will feel the day donald trump drops dead”

#pr manager is like: andrew… this is the last time i’m gonna tell you #andrew: whats the point of democracy if i can’t exercise freedom of speech #pr manager: andrew it’s no longer about your image #at this point we are concerned the fbi is going to show up #andrew: neil has connections. i’m fine #they thought marketing andrew on social media would be good #they were sooooo wrong #because now andrew has a place to share every insane thing he’s ever thought #for instance—a tweet that just says ‘an alien googling: human clothes’#he’s on there advocating for lgbtq+ youth you KNOW HE IS #he’s cursing and mildly threatening members of congress for imposing these disgusting bills #one day he tweeted ‘does mitch mcconnell know he’s dead yet’#when mitch mcconnell stepped down from senate andrew tweeted ‘hopefully next he steps down from life’#unsurprisingly: this endears him to some people and makes others fucking hate him #and he’s such a shit. he does not care either way #he’s kind of just like: pr manager. you gave me a twitter and told me to tweet. i’m just doing what you asked me #they’ve threatened to change his password so many times #they actually did once but andrew reported the account so many times for defamation and fraud that it got suspended #and he made a new account out of pure spite #his pr manager is like: andrew nobody is going to want to sign you because of your public image #and andrew is like: ?? ok. they can lose every game then #(he knows he’s the best goalie)#ok i think that’s enough for now. however i will probably be back #andrew minyard #aftg #tfc #trk #tkm #the foxhole court #all for the game

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cozystars · 10 months

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the bros now have a new passion to share :)

bonus!

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#cosmo creates #doodles #comics #super mario bros #super Mario #jp&e #I’m glad I drew this for my own enjoyment (and others) cause I’m starting to see more people #see elephant Mario as cursed #shut up.. thanks #anyways #maybe I’ll draw a full on illustration with Mario painting with peach! the two of them bonding as artists makes me very happy #I stg I’ll get to bowser. some time.#also since this has only come to my attention now!! maybe I’ll draw fox Luigi too #no one told me…until now ig lol #mario being the most likey to be the furry of the cast came to me first cause well #he is the main man #also be weird on this piece and i will kill you!!! lol

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jupiter-descending · 4 months

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one time my sibling and i were talking about kinning (in the tiktok sense) and our dad was like “what are you talking about” and to my dismay my sibling explained what kinning was to our middle aged father

and then to my absolute horror my dad said “oh okay then i kin bob from bobs burgers”

#sentences that give you 5 d12 psychic damage #i told the groupchat this and it feels cursed enough to make a post #jupiter speaks

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gingerhastoomanyobsessions · 9 months

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when I was a wee bapy theater kid I used to think that you couldn’t say m*cbeth in a theater because it would summon the ghost of king macbeth himself like a beetlejuice and you’d just have this weird long dead scottish guy trying to ruin your show because you woke him up

#Macbeth #shakespeare #in my defense this was when I was like. 9. doing community theater #someone told me ‘NEVER say that word in a theater it’s cursed. it’s a play about a murderous king’#and so my baby brain naturally made the leap to ‘said murder king gets summoned when you say the name. of course’

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bonefall · 5 months

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Does leopard still have 3 lives in her final battle? Or was that changed?

Yep. I think she drowned her once, then Leopardstar lunges up refreshed, and she gets the upper paw on Mistyfoot with 2 lives to go.

(MAYBE tw gore, but I really did try to be tasteful about a head being smashed on a rock.)

On her back, splashing and thrashing furiously against Leopardstar's claws dunking her head under, Mistyfoot glimpses a wave breaking just over the tip of a stone-blue rock. Her only chance.

With a surge of power, her claws sink into her leader's golden shoulder and they tumble and roll to the right. Before the tyrant even realizes what's happening, she's yanked up, and then whipped backwards with a wet CRUNCH

And then again

And again

And again, until Mistyfoot can't even make out what's left of her leader anymore. All she can see is that it's a red, brown, and yellow blur, because her eyes burning with salty tears and her whole body is trembling.

She drops the corpse onto the stone and it slides into the water, lifelessly. After a moment it spasms aimlessly one last time, like an insect does after its head is bitten off, unlike the deliberate, agonized throes of Tigerstar suffering through his doomed lives. And then it's still.

There's only the tranquil sound of bubbling water, and Mistyfoot's frenzied panting. Her pounding heart makes it hard to hear either.

The blood is carried off by the shallow water in scarlet swirls, but the lake runs pale red as if it's washing it away. Some were aware of this prophecy, but Mistyfoot was not.

It isn't closure to her, or a fulfillment of divine decree. It's just blood that should be on her paws, slicked away by the complicit river. She wished it could feel like it's over, but she's smart enough to know the truth. Has been through enough terrible events like this to understand what comes next.

Her body will move foward. Her mind will need to consider her deputy. Her paw will come down on code-defying cats like Blackclaw and Greenflower. But her heart will stay here, next to the remains of Leopardstar, the same way another piece of it remains at Stonefur's side across space and time.

#Tw gore #Juuuust in case but I did try to stay tasteful #While also trying to write it as gut-wrenchingly violent as I imagine in my head #Because it's important that it haunts her #The kill wasn't pretty and clean. It was awful. She didn't want this. It wasn't heroic #'Why did you do this to me? Why did you make this so cruel?'#'Why was the last thing you ever did to me such a horrible command as a leader?'#'And why did I obey your orders until the bitter bitter end?'#'How could you turn my defiance into a new kind of cruel obediance? Did I not suffer ENOUGH for you?'#'And now there is no head to bury with your body. I am cursed with the last memory of your face. I alone will know how you looked at me'#'That the last expression on your face wasn't pain or confusion or realization.'#'It was all fury. For me.'#OF COURSE tho I will continue to make funny rock jokes until the day I die lmaoo #Duality of Bones #Hmm maybe when I get to this in BB!TNP I'll be quick and objective about it and save the Misty Emotions for like...#I miss how the field guides used to have stories told in 1st person.#It would be fun to have a BB!Mistystar Speaks #Because I do LOVE writing Misty's verbose and philosophical speeches.#As you can see from the tags lmao #BB!Mistystar #Better bones au

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imminent-danger-came · 6 months

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#MAKING MEMES TO COPE #I am just so fucking excited about Nuwa #*grabs Nuwa* WHY DID YOU MAKE MK #You sealed him I know you did #you sealed him in the fucking stone #And you told Wukong to watch over that stone #I KNOW YOU FUCKING DID #EAMK EAMK EAMK EAMK EAMK EAMK EAMK EAMK EAMK-#NUWA WHY IS MK CONNECTED TO THE FUCKING CURSE #TELL ME #YOU TELL ME RIGHT NOW #*ahem* anyways #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk meme #lmk nuwa

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mixtercandy · 1 year

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dont look at me im cringe

#this is the only submas thing ill ever draw btw #also these two r besties i said so and also they told me #cand posts #cand arts #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run ovenbreak #tiramisu cookie #milky way cookie #havent drawn tiramisu in like a year i love you little dude #submas #<- ig?? idk lol sorry for cursing ur tag like this

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visenyaism · 8 months

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yeah baelor+ daeron+ the maidenvault inmates + aegon aemon and naerys are fascinating because they clearly are just like the biomagnification of the daemon and rhaenyra classique targaryen gothic house of horrors emotional and literal incest bloodcurse doomrot. except they never even met them.

like there is blood running dripping from the ceiling and every day something is shaping your bones just a bit more into the shape of your long-dead bloodthirsty volatile grandfather or your usurped autocrat grandmother and there’s something in the walls and you don’t know what’s happening or why. you’re hungry for something. but you don’t know what and you never will. there’s no way out whether it’s dying young in a war you started or living your entire life as a self-flagellating religious martyr while still inflicting harm on others or leaning full on into hedonism you are still wanting for something. you’re still hungry

#asoiaf #aemon targaryen voice. something terrible is happening inside me and i don’t know why #like. experiencing targ doomrot as the first gen without dragons and the least connected to their ancestors.#overlaps with the classique experience of getting the hereditary mental illness no one told you about. inarticulable fmaily curse

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kraviolis · 10 months

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no one has explored the idea of darius and camila co-parenting hunter enough. like where the hell are the fics about darius calling camila asking if hunter left his derby uniform at her house or camila personally going to drop off hunter at his dad's house and sharing a cup of tea with him while she asks about hunter's grades at hexside and darius asks about hunter's sleeping habits and if she had any human alternatives to sleeping nettles that might help him sleep without the dream-enhancing side effect.

what about camila inviting darius to stay for dinner when he comes to drop off hunter at his mom's house and darius asking for the recipe and then asking the kids what ingredients he could substitute and which ones have to stay the same. or camila specifically adding three more lines to her phone plan-- one for vee, one for hunter, and one for darius so that they can keep in contact more easily. or hunter getting in trouble at school for picking a fight with boscha but when principal bump calls, darius is extremely busy with work so he calls camila and asks her to handle it.

maybe darius gets in an argument with hunter and he cant tell where he went wrong and calls camila and she listens and gives him her advice as someone whose been a parent for fourteen years vs. his own eight months. or camila opens up to darius about her own struggles with losing her husband and he opens up with his own grief over losing his mentor. or they talk on the phone for hours and gossip with each other. maybe darius comes over to hang out with camila and binge watch a new show with her while the kids are at school

#krav talks #toh #darius deamonne #camila noceda #average camila and darius phone conversation:#“dont take this the wrong way.” “naturally.” “i think eda and raine are moving too fast.”#“absolutely. its only been what. two months?”#“two months! and theyre already moving in together!”#“this is not going to go well. ive known raine for years and they havent had a long term relationship since they first broke up with eda.”#“oh noooo... thats even worse than i thought...”#“it gets even worse! raine just spoke to me the other day and complained about eda not letting them help her with the curse again!"#“ah... saw that coming. not that i think eda is bad--”#“no of course not! we love eda.”#“we love eda! but that witch has a serious amount of baggage she needs to sort through before rushing into a relationship.”#“oh you have no idea how right you are. have i told you about what she'd tried to do when i was still pretending to be loyal to belos?”#“oh? im listening...”

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willyhoos · 2 months

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a very self indulgent twipri au i made... vampire!zelda x vampire hunter!link..

in which a rancher from ordon is suddenly afflicted with lycanthropy, and hunts down the cursed hylian queen who is absolutely, DEFINITELY responsible for it...

(spoilers: he's Mega Wrong)

a bit more info about the au below the cut!

"Link, go assassinate the Hylian queen so we can go back to living normally." instructions unclear i have fallen in love with her

midna is somewhere probably maybe once i figure out what to do with her .

#tloz #zelda #loz #link loz #zelda loz #my nyart #so .#my first au huh #poor zelda isnt evil btw . much like in twipri shes kind of Stuck in a very very cursed kingdom with not much she can do #she was probably very confused when meeting the ~hero of legend~ and he says hes here to kill her #she was like WE ARE SUPPOSED 2 BE BESTIES!! AND ALSO SOULMATES. why are u calling me ebil :(#especially because she feels horrifically guilty about not only the state of her kingdom #but also like. shes a vampire. She Eats People #so for link to call her a monster... she kind of agrees i guess #but no she had nothing to do with links curse lol.#he just assumed she did... and she politely told him otherwise #he does not believe her #and of course #when he DOES fall in love with her #he assumes hes being enthralled or something and is like YOU CANT FOOL ME !!!! YOURE INTENTIONALLY POISONING MY MIND......#he just outs himself like a giant doof lolololol #anyway #also. ik. the elephant in the room.#i have no idea how midna plays into this... she'll find her time... maybe

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feelingtheaster99 · 15 days

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Haha Gilear being SO UPSET about lucky 🤣

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nejackdaw · 6 months

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Me @ Wulbren after the way he talked to my man Barcus in Last Light

#bg3 #talking mad shit for a fucking GNOME #should have called him a prick but my tav is a nobleman so he just barely held himself back #bro the TONE when barcus said hes 'a patient man' cause i told him to wait to leave bc of the shadow curse #WULBREN YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE #barcus is just a lil guy in love and i will PUNT THAT FUCKING GNOME #JUST WAIT WULBREN. ACT 3. INTO THE FUCKING HARBOR #THOSE WAVE BITCHES WILL PUT IN A WORD FOR ME WITH THE SEA QUEEN FUCKING FIND OUT WULBREN #barcus overhearing: [barcus disapproves]#sorry man do i look like a redemption paladin to you #hated his ass even when you didnt survive my first run to make it to act 3 its just worse now #guess i should tag #bg3 barcus #bg3 barcus wroot #barcus wroot #idk i dont go in his tag #or wulbrens. as you could guess

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