Back when I was 18 and thought I knew everything :)

Guys who thought they were swagged up as young adults because lesbians hung out with them a lot and sometimes kissed them.....

.......don't forget to take your hormones, sweetie <3

Once I made a whole Excel form that served as my timeline to my Haikyuu future au with all the kids and pairings and ocs that all made one big story. I still have it, it's not finished tho. I might finish it soon.

Yes this is just my excuse to say I am very not normal about this show. Special interest babeyyy

He he I’m asking 3 too

from my edgy 13 year old self

Throwback to when I was 19 and juggling two different guys (not committed), but I still had the common decency to drop one of them before pursuing the other one seriously.

Meanwhile the boy I chose was talking to like, every girl he saw in a ninety mile radius.

So in conclusion: I am a whole clown 🤡

I was tagged by the lovely @suchagallabitch ❤️

how old are you? 37

what do you do for a living? Inventory manager. I count things. A lot.

dream vacation destination? Iceland. I want to see the northern lights so friggen badly.

favorite color? Purple. But not like a light purple. A deep jewel tone shade.

last thing you drank? Water

last song you listened to?

relationship status? How long do you have to be single for your virginity to grow back? Because I’m pretty sure I’m there.

where are you from? Massachusetts. And no, not Boston.

biggest pet peeve? People who talk on their phones while at a check out counter. It’s beyond rude.

tell me a secret? I used to run a popular buffy fanficton hosting site that I built on angelfire when I was in high school. Spike/Xander my first love. That was like 20 years ago…..ugh I’m old.

Play if you want to! @stocious @grumble-fish @trashmartianx @badpunsandchill

Yall wanna hear a kinda funny, kinda sad story about my grandmother and hetero-normativity?

Ok, so... when my grandmother was in her 50s (I was an infant), she met a woman at the Unitarian Church. And, as can happen when you meet your soul mate, this event made it impossible for her to deny parts of herself that she had fiercely hidden her whole life.

All the drama- their affair being found out, the divorce with my grandfather, the court battle over who got the house, happened while I was a baby. Even in my earliest memories, it's just Mama Jo and Oma, and my grandfather lived elsewhere (first his own apartment, then a nursing home, then with us.)

But here's the thing- no one ever explained any of this to me. No one ever sat down and was like "hey, Rosie, so do you know what a lesbian is?" It was the 90s. It was Texas. I think my mom was still kinda processing all this, and just assumed that like... I was gonna figure it out. Don't mention it, let it just be normal. Like I think my mom thought that if she explained the situation, she would be making it weird? I dunno.

But like. In the 90s, in all the movies I had seen and books I had read, do you know how many same sex couples I had seen? Like. 0. Do you know how many "platonic best friend/roommates" I had seen? A lot. I had no context, is what I'm saying.

I literally thought this was a Golden Girls, roommates, besties situation until I was like...I dunno, 11? 12?

It was actually their parrot, an African Grey named Spike, imitating my grandmothers voice saying "Johanna, honey, it's getting late", that triggered the MIND BLOWN moment as I realized that *there's only one master bedroom and it only has 1 waterbed* when all the pieces finally clicked.

Anyway. I think it's a real important thing for kids to know queer people exist, for a lot of reasons, but also because kids can be clueless and it's embarrassing to have your grandmother be outted by a parrot because everyone just thought you'd figure it out on your own.

Anyway, here is my grandma and her wife, my Oma, after they moved to Albuquerque to be artsy gay cowboys and live their best life. They helped run a "Lesbian Dude Ranch" out there (basically just with funding and financial support. As Oma has explained "traditionally, most lesbians don't have a lot of money" so they wrote the checks and let the younger ladies actually run the ranch.)

a comic/zine about coyotes

but the show must go on

sometimes i miss who i was in 8th grade but then i see these drawings i submitted in art class

FNAF Vanny cooked too hard with M.X.E.S,,

adventure time lore is insane. it starts off just being a goofy kids show that has magic for no reason, but then you learn that all magic users are manic and/or depressed (what betty calls sadness and madness). because it turns out magic is actually a cosmic force beyond mortal comprehension, that itself was learned from cosmic entities that predated the existence of time itself inside a sea of monsters. and "magic" really is just understanding more about the nature of the universe than most people. that, in a way, reality isnt "real" and understanding that allows you to mold it. and thats magic. but that drives you to insanity and/or apathy. and there are beings who hold significant cosmic importance who are more prone to magic. and the reason magic became prevalent on earth is because of a nuclear war a thousand years ago, which released the entity that represents the destruction of all life onto the world. and after a nuclear apocalypse this gave way to a new earth, where magic could thrive. but a lot of the beings we see arent even magical, theyre just mutants from what happened 1000 years ago. and humanity as we know it has been all but wiped out. but everything stays the same because cycles of war and violence continue. and it doesnt matter if its nukes or magic. everything stays the same, but still changes.

Drew a bunch of Marinettes in a bunch of different artists styles it was a lot of fun!!

Artists who's styles I mimicked: @buggachat @hamsternamedmarinette @ladybeug @sabertoothwalrus and @anna-scribbles all epic artists 🤟😎

learned something about myself lately

Thinking about how Crowley thinks Aziraphale calls him when he’s bored (when nothing is happening) , when he’s “done something clever” (when something good happens), or when he needs help (when something bad happens) . Like. Crowley my beloved that’s all the times.

PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods