Idk what the f**k is going on

Yes, Im free! Feels good to be able to move again. Thanks Crumpet

Now, someone said something about preening bird wings?

@crumpet-doodles @im-tired-and-depressed

@ Magical Penguin Anon

who was whos date on prom???? beside veronica's and ashley's, they're obvious

(Assuming the player didn't go to Prom with the person listed):

Hex and Juno went as friends, Tate went alone (obv :( ), Sawyer went alone (also obv :( ), Melyssa and Horsemike actually technically went together but only as a favor for a friend because she's pledging DIK (he ignored her most of the time b/c he's a huge jackass, but Melyssa doesn't seem to mind. :(?), Kennedy went alone (b/c she chickened out on asking the person she wanted to), and Cliff & Stitcherella went as dates (even though their sprites aren't in the map yet. erg.) Jennykind missed Prom much to Veronika's chagrin >:( Laila REJECTED several people and ended up going on her own, so the player's lucky ;)

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.

Knowledge Revenge.

i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

Using a fear of Palestinian revenge as justification for the occupation is both wild and familiar

Aint nobody thinking about vengeance after getting freedom 😭 all we wanna do on this planet is drink chilled juice and not die

if you donate one single us dollar to the unrwa, you will have donated more money than you would have by clicking that stupid arab.orb link every day for four and a half years. yes, they do actually donate money to the unrwa, but even with tens of thousands of clicks, most of that money is the baseline $90 they send every quarter. from 2023 quarter 4, half a million clicks turned into $380.57. maths out to six hundreths of one cent per click. just donate to unrwa.

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

i think if i focused really really hard i could grow a leaf

guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.