family is not always by blood, it is by heart

I hung out with my friends tonight and I didn't even finish telling them the rules of No More Jockeys before they jumped in and started playing lmao

AAA THEY'RE SO GOOFY SILLY🖤❤️😍😍

Hello, so I didn’t see anything in you rules about like pregnancy/parenting so just sharing my brain rot, but feel free to delete this ask if it makes you uncomfortable!!

But, Smooches, as a little guy obsessed with genetics and science (planning on getting a degree in biology and other human sciences!!!ヽ(•̀ω•́ )ゝ✧ (my love for dottore has made me more and more of a deranged scientist…)) I’m just thinking about the Harbingers and how strong/dominant their genes might be…

We’ve only seen one of Childe’s siblings (Teucer) but I imagine in genes are STRONG cause his brother is almost the same as him 😭😭 Like you guys have a kid and they have the same blue eyes and ginger hair as Childe!

I also think it would be funny to have a kid with Dottore. I personally believe his genes are actually pretty recessive, but it’s funny to imagine having a kid with him and they look so similar to him everyone thinks it’s another one of his clones! It’s not until they get older or maybe call Dottore ‘father’ or something that it clicks in everyone’s mind that they’re not a clone!

Also, so many of the Fatui Harbingers have multi-colored hair (Arlecchino, Pantalone, Pierrio, Childe and Scaramouche all having a lighter or darker streak. I assume Columbina’s is dyed?) Just imagine their kid inheriting that!!

Oughh… i know all the harbingers would probably be terrible parents but I wanna be all domestic and lovey with them so bad 😭😭 [📺]

UGH YES THIS IS VERY CUTE,,, I TOO AM THINKING ABOUT THIS NOW! But yeah, I guess I never really thought about it but, you are right they look super alike 😭. (But honestly, I wouldn't be surprised when we meet the rest of Childe's family in Snezhnaya, they all look the same purely because that's what is easiest for HYV 😭)

Having a kid with Childe would be like having a mini him around and he absolutely adores it. It would be funny if you two kept trying to have a mini you, but instead all you got was mini Childes running around the place. 😭 AND DOTTORE 😭 I love that no one realizes it's his actual kid because 1. he's not going out of his way to explain the whole situation and 2. no one is questioning the existence of another blue-haired red-eye rascal. (Though when some people *cough those three particular annoying Harbingers* start to get too close to his kid, his irritation is noticeable.)

I imagine their kid does inherit the hairstreak, but in a different part of their hair 🥹 (Also, Pantalone's and Childe's hair streaks make me WDBAHDABWDW i love it sm. But then again the angst hcs of Pantalone getting the gray streak from using his Delusion make me🥲)

Okay but just hear me out on them being parents!! 😤 Well it's obvious Dottore is... Dottore. He struggles to even be a good husband sometimes, so being a parent is... territory none of us can fathom. But, you know I like to think at the very least, he'll remember how he was treated as a kid when he looks at his child,,, especially if his child looks similar to him. Honestly, he leaves a lot of the actual early parenting to you because well,,, he is Dottore, he does not know how to do these kinds of things, his hands are not meant to raise and love. A lot of the time you have to force him to, and well a lot of the time he spends with his kid is them sitting on his lap while he dumps a lot of scientific facts on his child (trying his best to avoid any unethical ones) Really,, he does love his kid, but the way he shows it well,, will need a lot of work (he has a lot of time to improve though because he'll expand the life span of them as well 😅)

Childe, most obviously, would be a very good father if you ask me. He is a family man, he's taken care of his siblings for a long time, he knows exactly what to do not just for his kid but for you too. Despite how his job may keep him away for periods of time, he spends every ounce of free time that he can give away with his kid!! Pantalone too I think would be good, a lot of it stems from how he struggled a lot as a child and he can never imagine his own child ever going through the same as him,, so i can see him as a pretty good parent :3

See, Pierro has the potential to be a very good parent, however, his job literally consumes all of his time,,, like of course he wants to spend time with his kid! He wants to tell them all about his old home and teach them the history and all! But the Fatui, the Celestia, all of it is far too important for him to spend extended amounts of time with his kid. 💔 And he refuses to let his kid mess up their sleep schedule to spend them with him at ungodly hours of the night... 😭 Capitano, another one who has potential! Unfortunately, as much as you taught him how to be more human and how to love, dealing with a kid is a whole other situation that he has no clue how to navigate,, by all means, he wants to learn, he wants to be a good dad, but it's,, a lot for him. Also scared of hurting his kid because of how tiny they are compared to him,, 😭 When the kid gets older though he starts to settle more in though!

Scaramouche, well, it's canon he's fond of kids! He'll be yelling and insulting everyone else but the minute his kid stumbles into his office all of a sudden he's calm! But with all of his trauma and other stuff going on, he doesn't become a better parent until he becomes Wanderer,, it's then when he really devotes more attention to raising his kid. Also is unconsciously overprotective of his kid because of how he lost the little boy centuries ago, so at least they'll never be in harm's way!

Arlecchino already has experience parenting, though she has work to do in like... the emotional and bonding section. Though she holds her children in the orphanage in a fond light, she still keeps them at arm's length because they are her soldiers... but she loves her kid very much!! Columbina is like, the fun parent, you're the one doing the discipline,, She is the one who loves to dress up your kid,, the one who probably lets them get away not eating their veggies 😭 But she is very very scary when she's mad so your kid knows not to get on her bad side!! Also good at putting the kid to sleep with her singing! Sandrone- well... kind of similar to Dottore. You and her child are the only two people she likes. But she also struggles a lot, and leaves a lot of parenting up to you,, though she and her robots keep a very watchful eye on the kid, she does not want them getting hurt with all the things around her lab! She ends up gaining more confidence when she finds out her kid likes to be in her lab during robot rides 🥹 Signora, I can also see being a pretty good parent! She just gives that vibe! I like to think she also has somewhat of a soft spot for kids! She loves taking care of her kid and watching them grow up :3

(Good luck with pursuing your degree btw! All of that sounds quite cool and I wish you all the best :3)

Catz :} 🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈🐈

I love this unit, the name is so stupid but so badass at the same time /pos 😭

Anyways they have actual names now‼️‼️‼️ (Names may be in the wrong order)

Hare Kanda is potrayed by Sakura Yoshida

Mikumo Ichinohashi is potrayed by Miu Koshiba

Raika Shiodome is potrayed by Momoka Udagawa

Jiu Tanimachi is potrayed by Mio Aoi

UPDATE (THE 2ND GIRL IS ACTUALLY JIU TANIMACHI WHILST THE 4TH GIRL IS MIKUMO ICHINOHASHI)

IM CRYING

KetoSota on TV Guide dan feat. LDH 🐸🐶

SCREAMING. CRYING.

Sentinekka and Judy trying to candle run in the Golden Wasteland means only this.

Without texts ⬇️

THE WAY KAI PUT HIMSELF IN LIKE A WINDOW AA I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE SQUEALING GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET RN.😭😭❤️🖤

your art is so gorgeous i cannot BELIEVE it hope you are having a wonderful new year

Ahahajjjjhsjs thank you so much!!!!!

Minty + looking to a peaceful future

Here are my interpretations of Johan's parents side by side!! And they were very much in love with one another,,, 🥺💕

(Click for better quality)

These two happened to meet each other when they were in their teens, Madame Soliana being 12 and Sir Martín being 16. Madame Soliana happened to be picking flowers in a valley in France to deliver to an alchemist, and Sir Martín happened to be in that same valley in his travels as a knight in training. When they noticed each other for the first time, they smiled shyly at each other. Soliana muttered "H-hello there! Are you here to pick flowers too?" Martín chuckled, "Oh no no no, not at all. I just happen to be here to practice combat. But that is utterly adorable that you pick flowers." And from that moment on, the two fell deeply in love with each other. They would go on dates in valleys, lakes, forests, every scenic place you could think of! In fact, Martín loved Soliana so much that he would even take her out to eat in separate countries, mostly Spain! He would do absolutely anything for her, they were the ultimate couple. After dating for 3 years, the two decided to get married and have 2 children together. Johan and Jandira were then born (separately) <333 However, Soliana was 15 when Johan was born. She had complications when giving birth and was in labor for 3 days straight (because she was so young). But Martín never left her side and he was very overjoyed to become a father at 19 years old!! When she was 17 years old, she gave birth to Jandira without any complications luckily. As the years passed on, Sir Martín was eventually stationed in Portugal and unfortunately had to stay there permanently to serve his kingdom. Soliana was devastated to hear this news and always hoped that Martín would visit her often, as they were practically inseparable. Soliana missed him so much every day and always thought about him, and Martín does the same to this day. ☁️🌈💖

have I ever talked about my little creepypasta universe where Jack, Jeff and Ben are undead teens who live in slenderman’s mansion and he acts like their nice dad? EHEHE