when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance
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for the ask game: ridiculous, leaf (or leaves), cup, tremble
Tommy watches Cars but he can’t really hear anything, because whenever a song starts playing or the characters raise their voices he turns the volume a little lower, until there basically isn't any sound at all. Cars is a weird movie. Cars that talk. Ridiculous. How are baby cars born? It’s utterly ridiculous, the whole lot of it. The director was probably on drugs, or really in love with a deceitful woman who wronged him. So ridiculous.
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A dead leaf blows in, pulled by the wind, and Ghostbur watches as it skids to a stop on the ground in front of Schlatt’s picture.
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“What, outside?” Tommy retorts, fighting back a chuckle. “You were gonna go lick a leaf again, weren’t you? ‘Oh look at me, I’m Wilbur Soot and I’m not like other men, I drink from leaves’!”
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Upon reaching the sink, Wilbur lifts up his hand, pulling open a cabinet and reaching inside for a cup. There’s a lot of bloody cups for some reason, and all different types too; Wilbur doesn't think there’s a single pair that matches out of the many dozens. There’s glass cups, and plastic cups, and plain cups, and cups with designs—flowers or clouds or frogs—and clear cups, and colored cups, and tall cups and short cups, and a handful of mugs as well.
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Phil takes another loud and shaky breath. His legs begin to tremble. "Niki... stars, I didn't- I didn't want you to..."
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very specific moments from “dan and phil compliment each other for 25 minutes” that i would like to highlight:
-“i think you know how to dress now. i think you’ve got a phil style”
-“i’m feeling a lot more comfortable in my own skin recently”
-dan pulling out phil’s chair for him and then holding it in place to make sure it didn’t roll away while phil sat down after getting the cardboard cutout
-“philly!”
-“it’s one of my favorite things you own” (in reference to the lace shirt)
-“you’ve got blue eyes, you’ve got that shirt, it was cute”
-“you look good there. you look strong. you look powerful”
-“i think i just like you in color. whenever dan wears color i’m like ‘aw you look nice today’”
-“you looked great though. that’s a good look”
-“matching boys”
-“give this man some curls”
-“look at how nice phil looked ACTUALLY. he had a lovely day”
-“but you look lovely” “thank you”
-“but YOU look lovely” (he had to emphasize it again)
please add any of your favorites that i didn’t mention :)
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did you know that in this scene Phil Dunster actually in real life made the goal from the halfway line!!! and all the guys jumping on him celebrating was their genuine reaction 🥺 (x)
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a24 should just say “hey amazingphil. make a movie about anything. go wild.” and i think we would get an absolute masterpiece
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