DC x DP Prompt *30*

If anyone would ask Bruce how he could have known, he would tell them that it is obvious. Phantom - the new part-time member of the Young Justice - who seemed to be forever young and their new engineer Danny Fenton who is in his early twenties have perfectly fitting schedules. When Fenton is working in the Watchtower, Phantom will be unavailable for the Young Justice and vice versa. Also, the pranks started after both of these figures appeared. Of course one could argue that they could just be related or somehow knew each other otherwise, but the pranks that were pulled on all of the mentors of the Young Justice were only possible with Phantom Powers. And because of the new Ghost Shield the young hero wouldn't be able to just fly into the Watchtower and had to use the Zeta-Tube, what would mean that they should be able to look at the logs. But Phantom never entered the Watchtower while the pranks were under way. And as soon as his team really needed him, Fenton would make an excuse to leave work early.

What he wouldn't tell anyone, is that he saw how Fenton had transformed himself into Phantom, shortly before the Flash got up to run for a snack, just to fall down because his ankles had been cuffed together.

And maybe he helped him from time to time, with a well timed question to distract his fellow heros. Because the motive became clear really fast. Everytime someone got pranked, that someone had done something to ignite the wrath of the younger heros.

All of that also meant two things.

First of all, as soon as Danny was at work, Batman would be extra aware of his surroundings. The pranks never worked on him, which meant he had to dodge more attempts for the rest of the day.

And secondly: He should talk to Tim, after he found out how he had put his foot in his mouth this time, since he just saw his spoon move in his coffee mug without anyone's involvement. He just let his (probably salty) coffee go cold, brooding. Maybe he should go home early today and spend some quality time with his son...

i’ve been at the emergency vet for 3hrs and it’s a 1hr drive here and back and it’s 5am now and i’m so fucking tired omfg there’s no way i’m gonna be able to sleep for work today 😭

trying not to cry at the vet 😵‍💫

Me, bringing my car to the dealership: Hi, I just need a full oil change and a tire rotation!

The dealership: WARNING MA'AM YOUR CAR IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE YOU NEED A FULL OIL CHANGE 20 NEW TIRES YOUR ENGINE IS FALLING OUT YOUR WINDSHIELD WIPERS ARE STREAKY YOUR AC IS CONTAMINATED YOUR BRAKES NO LONGER WORK YOUR SPARK PLUGS AREN'T SPARKING CAR IS CRYING PLEASE GIVE US $2000 MORE TO FIX THESE ISSUES!!!!

What are your plans for your next pup? I see you talking about it every once in a while and I was interested! I actually just got my first puppy, she's a yellow lab and her name is Cleo!

Ideally I would like my next dog to be a Beauceron, but I'm thinking more likely is that I will get another GSD. I already have a name picked out and everything. I've been looking at Beaus since like 2014 when I got Kaine, but there's a lot that will go into that. I'll get one eventually, but like I said I think I'll end up with another GSD when Kaine is gone.

EDIT: Tell Cleo I say Hi!!!! Congrats on your new baby!

All of my planning and worrying didn't matter because he went on his own last night at home and it was traumatic as fuck for me and Selene both.

For some reason I was thinking about BC’s Fuck marry kill and how everyone else joked around but Joel was all serious about his ”I’d fuck Olli because he’s the most handsome” -answer 😭 like yes we been knew you’re sexually attracted to him (him filming him half naked doing yoga and all that) but. really?? 😭

(and for legal reasons this is a joke)

Joeeeeeellll your bisexuality is showing agaaiiinn 🙄

I mean, I'm convinced the whole fucking band is sexually attracted to Olli (who's completely oblivious to it and think the others are just messing with him) because who woudn't be, honestly?

Tommi commenting how Olli always looks good?

Niko saying Olli is the most handsome in the band?

Joonas having a whole-ass sexual awakening watching Olli paint a broccoli shamrock on his chest? (Yes, I may have stared at a gif of this for unreasonably long yesterday)

To conlcude, they all a little gay for Olli 💕

I dont think he's gonna make it through the night

RANSOM WITH A CAT that's all have a nice day

My cat Maglor is coming home from the vet today, I’ve been so worried and I’ve missed him aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

how to cope with your partners parents being spineless, pathetic pieces of shit who bow down to the every whim of their 19 year old princess who never mentally left middle school

A little win for today. The past month Grisly has been very picky about eating to the point where it turned into he would only eat things he shouldn’t (like cat food, cheese, human food in general, treats) We finally got to speak to the vet and she suggested getting some nausea medicine and it worked! He ate his first whole meal in one sitting and with no assistance tonight! I’m so happy, I just hope it continues to help :’)

the lead veterinarian has made four out of our ten employees working today cry, myself included, so it's safe to say that i cannot fucking wait for tomorrow when he is not fucking here 😭👍🏻

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