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bridgetoesoteria Β· 3 months
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β˜•πŸ‘€Messy Tarot: Who wishes they could be you?
Ever wondered if you had your very own Stan? Well, now you get to know that and more for the very low price of "picking a picture and scrolling down to your pileee" *cue Price is Right song*
Left to right as per us. See you at your pile. May the odds ever be in your favor (aka I hope it resonates lol).
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I am using multiple decks so I won't be listing the cards like usual.
**TW: Substance use/abuse**
Pile 1
Off the bat: You may be aware of this person already. For some of you it is a blonde woman or man. They feel a little shady like they aren't fully trustworthy. Like the kind of person to be secretly competing with you and trying to sabotage you. You could work or go to school together.
Who wishes they could be you?
I am getting a lot of masculine energy from the first few cards I've pulled. I'm saying this because I pulled the King of Wands, the King of Swords is a few cards under the bottom of the deck, and a lot of the other cards have guys on them.
This person feels kind of bitter. This could be a scorned lover of some kind like either your ex or the person you are with's ex. I also think this person could have a bit of a temper or be quite defensive and have a fragile ego. You may have had an argument with them. I'm already getting some of the "why" but I'm still trying to describe who they are lol.
This is so weird lol. Like...the question is who wishes they could be you, not be with you, and yet I'm getting heavy ex energy. If this isn't an ex, this is someone that feels rejected by you in some way. Do people really date and person and wish to be them? I've never heard of that but I have heard of partner's who are jealous of the other partner's success and other things.
For some of you, this could be someone that envies your dating life. So in some way, they would be aware of what is going on in your love life. You could be confiding in them or they could be in a position that allows them to "eavesdrop." For example, they could be in the next cubicle over and listen when you and a coworker gossip, they could follow your social media, or they could be part of your friend group.
Finally, this could be someone that is either actively trying to get you to reconcile with them or they are trying to manifest that. They really want to reach out to you and if they haven't, its because of their stubbornness.
Why?...
I pulled some cards from a nontarot deck I got from amazon and πŸ’€.
"If you could be in a one-sided relationship, would you?"
I don't know why that one is sending me but it was on the bottom of the deck and I just could not. Like what did y'all do to this person. They feel salty and scorned af lol. Cause wtf kind of question is that. Or on the other hand, this could be what they tried to do with you. I did pull the King of Wands which can be a manipulative, man hoeish type.
So when I mentioned that I was already getting a "why," this is kind of what I was picking up on. These cards are repeating it more clearly. One, I still think this person envies how you are able to date and move about socially. You could be outspoken and passionate and they wish they were that bold. Also, if this is an ex, its not so much that they want to be you, its more like they want to be in control of you. Like say they did propose some bs like the above, "hey babe, why don't you be monogamous with me, while I run the streets?πŸ˜ƒ" You may have peaced out and now they wish they could get inside your head and be able to influence your decisions. Think of like transformers or something, where you can just hop in a robot and move it around. For the record, I think this is fucked. No one should be anyone's puppet so if you recognize this person, you def made the right choice when you rejected them.
For others, you could be really good with animals and envy that. Say you are a vet or volunteer and a shelter and you seem to just be such a natural. I'm definitely picking up the energy of somebody that envies your work ethic and material success. I also keep hearing "you're solid." So you could have a pretty stable life in some way. Maybe a good family background, a supportive social circle, and financial security. I think even if you did fall on hard times, you would bounce back. This person wishes they had the same. You may also travel a lot. They really admire that. I think this person really just wants your life. This particular energy doesn't feel as malicious, more kind of sad. Its this kind of vibe:
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Last but not least, I am also getting that they want to be like you because of how much you love yourself. You have strong boundaries and self-respect. Other people probably respect you as well. You are confident and you choose happiness and peace.
TL;DR: This could be a salty ex, someone that feels rejected by you, or a person that is observing your life/love life. The ex or rejected person is a control freak that wants to "be" you just so they can turn you into a yesman. They want to be able to control your decision making. The other people envy your life, your success, and your self love. From the outside, it seems like you have all the things most people dream of.
Pile 2
Off the bat: Either you or this person could be a busy bee. You are always on the go with a ton of things on your to-do list. Some of you could be this jumpy and hyperactive because of a mental illness, specifically I'm getting OCD, anxiety, or ADD/ADHD. This could be someone that is uptight and tends to be very curt when you speak to them. They could hold a high position like an executive director, principal, or supervisor. For others, this is younger person, may adolescent up to early 20s.
And this is so weird but for some of you...this could literally be your therapist or possibly your client.
Who wishes they could be you?
This could be someone who, in some way, is on the opposite side of whatever your current life experience is. Specifically, they could be experiencing a breakup or divorce while you are still in a relationship or you are happily single. If they are single, I don't think they are happy like that. They could be quite standoffish.
I feel the last piles energy coming through and uh uh lol nope.
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But speaking of the last pile, this could be that one energy I was getting of someone that is observing their love life. It feels like that. Maybe this person has a partner that does not respect them or their boundaries.
For some of you this episode of Bob's Burgers could be significant. Gene dresses up as Bob, after Linda compares the two of them. He has a "mid-childhood crisis." He worries about turning into his dad. So for some of you this could be someone that is under you in some way and expected to "become" you. So it could be a person that gets compared to you often, your child or younger sibling, a more junior colleague.
This person could have gone through some kind of loss or betrayal recently. For a very small amount of you, they think you took their person or they were trying to do that to you.
Why?...
This mistress story line is popping back up. So this person could want to be you in order to have whoever your with. Whether they are the current or ex partner or they are a wannabe third party.
This could also be someone that feels like you have the affection of some that hates them. I think they may need to work on their self-esteem because why would you seek approval from a person who isn't nice to you. So they could be kind of broken and need to work on themselves. They could wish they had your luck or your ability to move on and be resilient.
This person could feel like you are more interesting and that you live a more interesting life. Some of them envy your youth, because they feel like you have more options that they do. This could be talking about love but it could also talk about opportunities. Going back to the executive energy that came through. Say you are a young professional so maybe you recently graduated from college or grad school. You start a new company. This would be a higher up that could feel kind of complacent in their position, have a marriage that is falling apart, and they look at you as having less that is holding you back. You could easily up and leave this job, you may even be able to choose a whole new career path without greatly upsetting your life. They could see a lot of people flirting with you or just generally flocking to you.
This person tries not to compare themselves to you but they can't help it. I think they are just in a bad place in their life and look at you wistfully and imagine how much better it must be. They could say positive affirmations and try to build themselves up. They may even attend counseling. They could bring you up a lot.
TL;DR: This is someone who is going through a rough patch in their life and looks at you life and imagines that it is much better than theirs. People like you better, you have more opportunities, you have more freedom. Its like you are living an alternate reality from their perspective. I do think they are working on healing themselves but they still have a long way to go. They try not to sabotage their process by comparing themselves to you but they can't help.
Pile 3
Off the bat: Ooo this much lighter energy than the previous piles. I immediately got a goofball/class clown energy. This person could also be a stoner. I am getting boyish energy like a tomboy, an adolescent male, or a childhood friend. Some of you may have rode bikes with this person before. So maybe you grew up on the same street or your parents were friends. Could also be a cousin. I'm just feeling happier and happier, like I smoked but I didn't lol so I know its not me. So they could make you happy or you could make each other happy. They could come have a sad family history
Who wishes they could be you?
So you may have had to cut this person off. You may have grown up together but gone down two different paths in life and you drifted apart. I think they envy your family life or something about your foundation. They could seem to be unlucky. They could get into a lot of legal trouble. They could struggle with some form of addiction or mental illness.
You could know them to always be in the center of some kind of drama. They could instigate fights or be someone that has a hard time walking away from an argument. The sort of person who can't ignore when someone brushes past them in the club. They can't just let it go, they have to confront the person. It doesn't matter whether it was intentional or just because its packed.
They are not respectful and could have a sharp, critical tongue. You may not trust them. People could find them untrustworthy. They may not even trust themselves tbh. For others, this person isn't that toxic. They may have made bad decision but they are trying to get back on their feet. People may have given up on them but I don't think they wanted it to be that way. They may struggle with maintaining progress.
I do think this could be family. You could have them on Facebook. Specifically, I am getting father, grandfather, a mother (so doesn't have to be your mom but they have kids), a female cousin. They could have gone away for some time to get better. For example, going on a social media detox, going to rehab, going to a women's shelter. If this is father figure or patriarch, they are quite overbearing. Probably more traditional and chauvinistic. If this is a female cousin, this person could have to deal with a rigid, or traditional family or society.
Why?...
I'm hearing songs from the Little Mermaid. So I don't every one of these people have bad feelings towards you. I think they just think you have more freedom and fun than them. I am specifically getting for some of you, you could be of South Asian descent. You or your family may have relocated to a North American or European country. This could be a family member that has you on social media. They could see you doing things that they are not allowed to do where they are. If you don't resonate with some of your family being overseas, this could be that your cousins parents are strict but your parents are more lax.
You may have already figured this out because of the last pile, but this person could wish their lives were on track like yours. They could wish they had made better choices when they were younger, or sometime in the past, so they could be a different person now.
This person really admires you. They find you fearless and unstoppable. If you did struggle with something like an addiction, eating disorder, or something else, you may overcame it. This could also be someone that you are "sponsoring," I think that's what its called. You know how in support groups, you take someone new under your wing?
They could think you are really beautiful inside out. If you post pictures, you always look good. You always seem to be glowing. You have a definite lust for life. Word to Lana
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TL;DR: This could be someone you grew up with or a family member. This could be friend that has faced a lot of challenges. This could be a family member who has to deal with much more restrictive societal expectations. This person mostly feels like they really admire you. You are a forced to be reckoned with. You are everything they wish they could be. They want to be able to overcome challenges and be powerful like you. They also think you are gorgeous and have the best social media page.
Pile 4
Off the bat: I felt the need to play the Bing Bong remix with Sexyy Red. So I feel like this person be a little ratchet lol. Or they could be a rapper or musician of some kind. If this isn't them, it could be describing you. They could be a stripper, camgirl or city girl type. I do think this person is fun too. They have a quiet strength to them. This could also be someone's baby momma.
Who wishes they could be you?
This could be multiple feminine energies or women. Its reminding me of this messyyy ass situation I was in irl lolz. So you could be have been with someone that was a player. You may or may not have known that about them. I guess some of you could still be with this person. I don't think its them that wishes they were you. I think its the people they were talking to simultaneously that wish they were you.
There is one person who is coming through stronger than the others. There could be a specific ex that you know does not like you. They could have wanted to built something with this person.
I think this is a person who works in some kind of piscean sort of field. They are selling dreams/fantasies in some way. They could be a fashion designer or artists. They could be some kind of sex worker. They could work in nightlife as a promoter or bartender. They could sell goodies bags *wink wink*.
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They could have involvement with the law or be going through a custody battle. You could have exchanged words through text or over social media. You may not be speaking right now. They may have tried to contact you or they want to extend an olive branch. I'm not sure why I am picking up on attraction. It does feel like a feminine energy. If you are a girl then this would be a girl that's high key obsessed with you and doesn't know if they want to be you or be with you.
Why?...
For those of you who were resonating with the baby mama drama storyline, they think if they were you, then they could have their family back. Like that would be the cheatcode for fixing the third party situation. I'm not sure if it even is a true third party situation anymore or if it ever was. Your partner could have totally moved on from them and this person won't fully grieve the ending of their relationship. So its definitely giving delulu...
For the people resonating with the same sex story line, may not realize that they are attracted to you. Even if they do, they may be trying to keep that to themselves. They think you are cool. It feels like a combination of admiration and infatuation. Some of them wish they could have your life. Not in a creepy way, unless you know this person is weird. But its more like, they would like to be "cookie cutter" perfect. They mean that in the best way. They want to be conventionally attractive, have a perfect family, have a socially acceptable sexuality, be talented and well liked. You may not interact with this person much because, one, it feels like they kind of blend into the background or like they are on the periphery of your social circle. Two, no one's life is picture perfect like this. Unless they are just someone who struggles with idolizing people, they must not be close enough to you to see the flaws.
On the flipside, you could be viewing someone else like this. You could think they have it all together but really they wish they could stop caring about the shackles that bind them. They want to be free and to explore something else.
This person also wishes they were you because they think you are more loveable than them. If they were you they would feel more worthy and deserving of love. Especially, unconditional love. So they may struggle to forgive themselves for past decisions. Being you would give them a clean slate.
TL;DR: This could be your current or past partner's ex. They may have had children together. This person could work in nightlife, sex work, or something that you don't exactly report on your taxes iykwim. They could also be an artist of some kind. Lastly, they may be someone who is observing your life. They aren't close enough to you to see the imperfections. So they have a much more idealized view of who you are. They believe that being you would allow them to have a clean slate and the perfect life.
Pile 5
Off the bat: You could have a lot of self-discipline. This could be someone that lacks that. This could be a previous workout buddy or accountability partner of some sort. You could be in college or have known them in college. Winter could be a significant season. Someone's name could be Jason. If you play sports this could be someone else that plays sports, they could be on a rival team also.
Who wishes they could be you?
There could be something notable about the way this person smells. They could be toxic or attracted to toxic people. They could be obsessed with gaining approval from the opposite sex. So maybe you know them to be kind of a pickme, a simp, or a little thirsty. If this is a girl, she could be insecure and view other women as competitors.
This person probably uses unhealthy coping mechanisms to process their emotions. They could be a cheerleader or someone who tries to come across bubbly. They feel like they have to earn love. Again, I don't think they choose the healthiest partnerships. They could care a lot about their outer appearance. So, they could be kind of vain or hypercritical.
I think this person is apart of your social group. I think you know this person and may interact with them often. They kind of give me mean girl vibes. They could have been cut off by you or others for playing dirty. They could throw people under the bus, "steal" boyfriends, and/or say nasty things about others. Even if this is a guy, they could behave in a similar manner. Whoever they are, they are not all the way trustworthy. I wouldn't trust them at all just going off this energy.
I'm also being reminded of this girl I went to high school with. She had the same vibe. Kind of vain, a mean girl, always talking to a guy. I always felt like there was something off about her but she was "popular," so everyone was kind of dismissive about that. Well, later, my sister ends up befriending her sister and I find out that she is actually a diagnosed sociopath... So yeah, maybe that resonates. She also was bipolar. So this person could possibly struggle with their mental health and/or their ability to empathize with others.
Why?...
I think they respect you as a "competitor." You know what they say, if you can't beat 'em join 'em. But its more like, you join them. If they could get you to join their clique and be a follower of theirs, it would make them so happy. It would really validate them. It kind of reminds me of one of the other piles. That person did not necessarily want to be that person, they wanted to be in control of them. I'm kind of getting the same vibe here. If they could get in your head, they could either take credit for your successes or they could get you to self-sabotage. Like they are kind of plotting on you.
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There could be something about them wanting your romantic option(s). If there was some kind of drama, you may have come out on the winning side. This person really feels like they don't like you. They envy the things you have and see becoming you as a shortcut. They could even consider adopting some of your traits. If they are trying to get into your good graces, I think they may actually be trying to get at your partner.
You could have more opportunities in life than this person. Or they think you have better opportunities. Like they may have a "grass is greener on the other side" view of your life. For some of you this person may have no real reason to envy your life, they just aren't grateful for what they have. For others, they don't want to work to achieve those things (going back to the former accountability partner). They also think you have more people that love you for you. You are a trendsetter.
TL;DR: This could be someone that is a mean girl type. They could be a former gym buddy or accountability partner. They could also be an athlete or a player on a rival team. This person chases approval of the opposite gender and may be willing to betray others to get it. They envy the opportunities you have in life and love. They could want your partner. They wish people loved them, the way they love you.
The next reading I'll post will be the last one on the poll, "Toxicity: What would have happened if you stayed?" That reading will be great for anyone that is second guessing walking away from a situation.
TTYL πŸ’–
~ K
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avisisisis Β· 3 days
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Fuck it. Invincible Tumblr
πŸ’₯ explosionsbaby Follow
Wake up to see the aliens attacking again. God fucking damn it.
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Imagine how the aliens feel after seeing you
πŸ’₯ explosionsbaby Follow
Get better insults. You won't be insulting anyone that way
❀️ justamonstergirl Follow
Nahhh. Don't need to. You already humiliate yourself every time you open your mouth
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Your entire existence is an insult
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β˜ͺ️ superherofan Follow
i forget that superheroes have social media and regularly use it.... invincible has Tumblr holy shit
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Boo.
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OMG??
#HI MR INVINCIBLE SIR #I SWEAR ALL MY A/B/O FICS WERE WRITTEN OUT OF LOVE
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πŸŒ™ artemislover Follow
Can't believe I have to say this, but can you guys please stop making Omni-Man x Immortal theories?!?!
Ik you think the idea of them having been romantically involved is funny, but c'mon, people
It is true that there should be more openly queer superheroes, but the fact that there are people who genuinely believe they fucked is wild...
Besides, we have to stop following the lives of superheroes that closely. They deserve to get some privacy too! They're still people
Also, didn't Omni-Man once mention his wife?? And son?? Shipping him w a man when he's clearly straight and in an established relationship is stupid
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These are all great points but they've definitely fucked
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INVINCIBLE?????
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🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow
Godddddd. My parents just do not know what privacy is, PLEASE STOP HAVING SEX WHEN I MIGHT BE HOME... please you're killing me
🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow
Wait, shit, wrong blog...
🌭 hotdog Follow
shocking revelation: invincible has parents
🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow
??? Of course I have parents. Where'd you think I came from?
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Honestly i thought you were from mars
🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow
from MARS????
#i'm not martian??? i don't even look martian #do i look martian?
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ATOM EVE LIKES MY FAVORITE BAND????
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really? How do you know?
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Okay quick storytime
My friends and I wanted to go to see this band live for a LONG time, so we saved up money for years until we could finally afford it, right?
Well, the day we finally get to see them live, I look up and I see Atom Eve, just. Flying there. Above the crowd
She was singing, apparently very loudly and she looked like she was having sm fun. She saw me and waved!!! Atom Eve!!!! Waved at me!!!!!!!
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:)
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WAIT R YOU THE ACTUAL ATOM EVE
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Yeah. Check my Insta, there's a link to this blog!
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AFKFHFHFHFJDJDJDJDDJDHFHSUEUEJEJ
#ATOM EVE TALKED TO ME!!!!!!
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πŸ€– officialrobot Follow
Today, Monster Girl told me to download this app and create a blog β€” I did not think it was necessary, but she insisted.
I decided to listen to her. She was very persuasive.
I will be sharing things about my day, as she has told me to do. Expect to hear from me after this.
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you really think we're gonna believe you're the real Robot?? C'mon.
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Dude, RP exists. Let people live their lives in peace
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This is so funny
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That's... The real monster girl. Replying to a fake Robot post...
Dude I think he's real
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The new Guardians are a fucking shit show. Are we seriously meant to believe they're going to protect us? Really??
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Oh Id like to see YOU almost get killed every single fucking day without one fucking break only for asholes like you to shit on us like that. We almost die every single day!!! Were the ones geting our hands dirty not you
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I'd* assholes* We're*
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Your supposed to be with me in this one
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You're*
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The Immortal kinda... πŸ‘€
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WHAT
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πŸ’₯ explosionsbaby Follow
I cant believe she cheated on me... what a bitch
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😐
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We're going to have a fucking talk, Rex.
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Shit
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You had this one coming buddy
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The fact that Miles Morales canonically reads JJK, though...
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INVINCIBLE LIKES MARVEL?? AND JJK???
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Why is everyone always surprised when I like something? I don't get it
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🌟 notsovinciblenow Follow
:(
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I cannot have just found out you're still alive through Tumblr...
🧬 atomevesssβ˜‘οΈβ˜‘οΈ Follow
Seriously though. Are you okay now? I know you're not mentally, after the whole Chicago thing w your dad, but at least physically?
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I'll survive, I guess
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INVINCIBLE?? It is such a relief to see you're still here after the whole Chicago ordeal Mr Invincible
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Yeah maybe don't remind him of that rn??
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OH SHIT I'M SO SORRY
#I AM SO SO SO SORRY #omg i hope you're doing good mr invincible :(((
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final-milf-ratchet Β· 3 months
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Not the magnus anon, consider, ultra magnus orgy with Predaking, Optimus, and Wheeljack.
Maybe he gets sparked πŸ‘€
Big, heavy, refineries. Also babies. Full of babies. Between Optimus' breeding kink and Predakings probable breeding kink(at the very leat repopulating his species) and wheeljack definitely being a kinmy fucker. He is fucked out and full of transfluid.
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Who r u and how TF did you get my notes app!!!!! 🫣🫣🫣 Akkslqkakskwwaaa Am I that obvious!?!??! 😭 Breeding kink so strong it shines through da goddamn blog πŸ˜”πŸ˜”
Okay but idea: instead of Ultra Magnus, Wheeljack and Predaking fighting, it devolves into an orgy 😳😳 maybe predakings in rut or something, he's obv pissed at losing the rest of the predacons, but luckily for him he's got a nice big bot in front of him perfect for breeding.
They do fight of course, well, Wheeljack and Ultra Magnus think they're fighting but Predakings trying to get a perceived rival (Wheeljack) out of the way long enough for him to claim Ultra Magnus. Wheeljack gets thrown into the wall and gets back up just in time to see Predaking fingering Ultra Magnus open, just enough prep so Ultra Magnus can take the heads of both of his spikes.
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^wheeljack trying to figure what he's supposed to do, he just gained respect for Ultra Magnus and now realized he ALSO wants to fuck him
Maybe fucking you mate on top of your defeated 'rival' is some kinda instinctive predacon thing 🀭🀭
Optimus comes back to check on them and make sure Wheeljack and UM are okay, and instead walks in on Ultra Magnus being spit roasted, covered in paint transfers that make it clear Wheeljack and Predaking have both fucked him multiple times. Optimus and ultra Magnus have been dancing around a whole 'thing' since Magnus landed on earth, so of course he's going to want Optimus to take a turn filling him up with transfluid.
They ground bridge back to base later like "surprise! New dragon autobot :)" and the kids are distracted enough by a cool ass dragon transformers they don't notice Ultra Magnus hiding away until the transfluid bump goes away. But it turns out with three attentive sires, the bump doesn't go away. In fact, Ultra Magnus just gets bigger as the sparklings of a prime and a huge predacon (and Wheeljack's tiny bitty that was kinda a surprise cause she was hiding behind her siblings in the scans) grow inside him. Poor Magnus 🀭🀭🀭
(also poor fowler, having to deal with these horny robots having BABIES. Maybe him and June can have a nice date night to make up for it lol)
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I’ve always been curious on what type of parents the Yan!Rise gang would beπŸ€”
And this may be a bit too dark but would any of the guys have kids as a way to control their so?πŸ‘€
(Love your work so much dudeπŸ˜­πŸ’›)
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Oh honey.... These kinds of dark questions always manage to get me hyped and I feel so embarrassed about it LMAO-
Personally, I kind of see Raph to be the yandere that would end up having a kid to ensure his darling is locked in with him forever. (this hc might be self-indulgent, so please take it with a pinch of salt :)) In his mind, if he had to take care of his brothers as kids, what harm could a few more turtles running around possibly do? He always did like being the leader after all, so maybe he'll just do it in a different way. Whether his darling is ready for what that entails, is a whole other question. πŸ€—
The others? I personally can't see Mikey as the type to try and baby-trap his darling, since I see him as the clingy youngest-sibling type. However, he might end up doing it if pushed too far, you can never be too careful with the Delusional-type yanderes after all. The moment he starts thinking that having a family will help live out his delusions, his darling is royally fucked.
Donnie however... He already has Shelldon, so he understands some of the responsibilities of raising a child/robot. He might hesitate for a while before actively considering baby trapping his darling. Whether or not he actually goes through with it, solely depends on how mature and ready he is to go through raising a teenager again. (The chances are low, but never zero)
Leo? We all know how he readily accepted Casey into the family once he proved his status in the movie, so he'd probably end up adopting kids when he's older and more invested in expanding the family. Imagine he brings some random baby home and begging his darling to raise it together πŸ’€πŸ’€ (although I can see him going with the traditional baby-trapping route, iykwim, I feel he'd resort to adopting more compared to actually having a child)
(I haven't really thought all that much about how they'd be as parents, so I'm really sorry for not answering the question all together! I just don't have too much experience with... Parents or family in general, so I'm not really sure on what they act or feel like! Maybe I'll try in the future, but for now I am kind of clueless about it, sorry about that, and thank you for requesting!)
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sunwarmed-ash Β· 4 months
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Sinful Sunday Post
Hey wanna know something cool about following me?
when my muse is good and my brain is happy I get so excited I just want to post all the things!
Separation Anxiety Chapter 7 is dropping TONIGHT!
you can read the winning preview here
but also the poll was SO CLOSE I decided to drop a lil more of the DPD Xmas party 😘 so enjoy the smut fic under the cut!
Have a great day babes, and I'll see you TONIGHT for the Parksborn Smut πŸ‘€πŸ˜˜
part 1
Gavin’s uncomfortably face to metal with the cold surface of the interrogation table, stripped of all his clothes, and cuffed, His bare ass is perfectly exposed for not only Nines to punish, but Hank and Connor to openly ogle across the room. It makes his cock ache and his body itch in anticipation for whatever Nines is going to do next.Β 
His cock is still painfully hard, but thankfully, hanging loose off the table and not squashed between his body and the table. Likely on purpose, since Gavin’s been known to attempt to rub himself off on any surface at any given time…
The first strike of Nines’ hand comes down hard across both ass cheeks.
β€œPhck Nines, don’t cripple me,” Gavin groans. It hurts, but his cock still pumps out a steady stream of precum past his piercing.Β Β 
β€œAct like a slut get treated like one.” Nines grins.Β 
β€œYes Sir,” Gavin pants, melting a little deeper against the table. He couldn't help it. He’s so exposed like this, open and vulnerable for them to touch, torture, play with, and it’s driving Gavin insane with desire.Β 
In all actuality, he doesn't mind being treated like this. It's kinda the problem. Well it's not a problem in his eyes. It’s just his dumb body that can’t keep up as well as he used to.Β 
The second hit is hard, but not as bruising as the first and it's perfect. Gavin groans and relaxes further against the table, risking a question. β€œDoes that mean you’re all gonna use me?”
Nines rolls his eyes, Gavin sees it in the two way mirror.
"You don't deserve it, but yes."Β 
Gavin whines as his brain whites out in anticipation of actually being fucked by all three of them.
"Open your mouth," Nines demands and Gavin does, naturally sucking two of the robot's fingers into his mouth to coat them generously with saliva.Β 
"He's got you trained real good Reed," Hank teases, but it's obvious by the breathy retort he’s worked up by the action too. His monster cock is already out of his pants and he’s pumping it while he watches Nines take him apart. Connor’s doing the same with his own cock. More precum slides past his tip onto the floor.Β 
Gavin licks around a third fingerΒ  and sucks hard, but not before locking eyes with Hank. Challenging him. Because yes, Nines does have him trained. It has the desired effect. Hank curses pleasurably but doesn't break eye contact. The hand on Hank’s dick speeds up.Β 
"Enough," Nines orders, pulling his fingers back.Β 
Before Gavin can even catch his breath, Nines is finally breaching his ass with one, then two slick fingers in quick succession.
β€œOh phck,” Gavin pants.Β 
Nines twists his fingers to find Gavin’s prostate, rubbing and teasing him just the way he loves before cruelly, pulling away altogether.Β 
β€œNo no don't go,” Gavin begs pathetically as his cock pulses out more precum.Β 
"Connor," Nines says, ordering the other android over with only the use of his name.Β 
Connor stands from his place next to Hank, and resituates himself behind Gavin.Β 
"What do you think?” Nines asks, before pushing three slicked fingers inside Gavin.Β 
Gavin’s resulting, choking whine is pathetic. His skin burns with humiliation knowing Connor is recording every moment of him like this for later.Β 
β€œHe needs to be looser if he’s going to take Hank,” Connor confirms.
β€œPhck,” he pants. He was hoping for some of this delicious torture to end, but neither of them pay him any attention. Instead, Nines pulls out his fingers and orders Connor to,Β Β 
β€œLick him open. Don’t make him cum.”
Before Gavin can think of a retort there's a wide, slick tongue flush against his asshole. The moan that spills out of his mouth is wet and pitifully desperate.Β 
β€œYeah, wait till you feel him on your dick,” Hank chuckles.Β 
Anything else Gavin is going to say dies on his tongue because Connor starts up a steady pace licking into his body. It's the first time all night Gavin’s had nothing to say. Too blissed out on the raw, filthy pleasure of Connor’s tongue inside him, and the sloppy-slick sounds he’s making as he loosens him up.Β 
Connor’s hand slides up Gavin’s thigh and rests below where his mouth is working, slender fingers already teasing their intent to slip inside too.
β€œPhck, phck, please,” Gavin whimpers, because he needs more. He always needs more. He's a greedy little slut after all. And Connor’s fingers are so so close. Just a little bit more…
β€œStop,” Nines orders and Connor does, much to Gavin’s instant, vocal disappointment.Β 
But then someone's fingers, he can’t tell whose, are pulling his ass open and Connor spits into his wide open hole.Β 
Gavin’s core burns hot as the robotic pair inevitably scratch one of his biggest kinks and with a shameful, choking sob, Gavin is cumming all over the floor.Β 
β€œOh my fucking god,” Hank groans and Gavin can hear his slick pumps speed up. It sends another jolt of pleasure through his body to know Anderson’s getting off to this too.Β 
Nines’ immediate growl tells Gavin he's in trouble, but he really couldn't help it. This particular situation was already right out of one of his deepest fantasies and now he can feel Connor’s spit dripping down the back of his balls. There's a hand in his hair the next moment and he's being yanked up until he's flush against Nines.Β 
β€œDid I say you could cum, slut?” 
β€œI'm sorry Sir,” Gavin pants. He is. He tried to hold it back, but without a cage or a hand, he’s defenseless to the sadistic torture of the RK twins. β€œI-I swear I didn't mean to,” he pleads, β€œplease…”
Nines hand grips the tip of his cock hard, squeezing the oversensitive head until Gavin squeals.Β 
β€œNines, baby, please,” Gavin begs, β€œI’m sorry, let me make it up to you. Please.”
β€œHow?”
β€œAnyway you want,” he begs, β€œSwear baby.”
Nines grins, small and sly and Gavin knows he's in for it.Β 
Nines helps him get situated comfortably back on the table, but Gavin doesn’t let the false sense of security fool him. Predictably, in that next moment, Nines pushes in dryer than Gavin’s body needs to take all of him comfortably. It's punishment, for cumming without permission, or maybe for accidently feeling up Connor. Either way, Gavin’s ass is in for it and if he hadn’t just cum, he would’ve as soon as Nines bottomed out.
Nines hips start up a fast and steady pace, yanking Gavin right out of his head and back down into his body which is currently singing with pleasure as the burning stretch engulfs his every nerve ending. As soon as Gavin cries out his plea, Nines pumps his ass so full of synethic cum the next round of thrusts are squelching, echoing loudly in the room.
β€œPhccck,” Gavin melts, relaxing completely under the sweet torture of his partner. β€œDon’t stop, don’tstop, please.” 
β€œIt’s not me that’s going to need to tap out,” Nines chuckles and Gavin knows he’s right. Gavin will need to stop well before Nines ever would.
β€œHoly fuck,” Hank pants, because Nines dominating Gavin is a full sensory experience. Every slap of Nines’ hips against Gavin's ass is audible, slick, and sloppy. Gavin hasn’t been able to stop begging since they started and it's only increased since he’s finally getting what he wants.Β Β 
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randomgooberness Β· 1 year
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πŸ‘€ Gordon amputation HCs? (If you don't mind talking about them!)
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Y;HES
ok disclaimer: I am not an amputee! I am not a medical professional! I am not a prosthetic maker! I am not an engineer! I am simply an autistic writer and artist who has had a webcomic with an amputee character for 5+ years and I have done my research- but PLEASE if you like these headcanons and use it as advice for writing amputees I would also suggest listening to other sources, too!
The prosthetic:
-the arm ends about maybe like five inches under the wrist- which makes it just enough to get basic prosthetics going. Something a LOT of people don't consider is how much space you need to get robotics in there!
-This is the case for everyones(?i have yet to see otherwise) headcanons whether they know it or not but he specifically has a myoelectric prosthetic- which in itself is an EXTREMELY high-tech one! What it does is it detects electricity(YES! YOUR MUSCLES HAVE ELECTRICITY IN THEM!) from the muscles under your skin and amplifies them to be movement!
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I would actually HIGHLY suggest people do research into these prosthetics because they are SUPER cool but also not as good as you think they are! That being said:
-He cannot feel with it and has to guess how hard he has to grip something! There's research for prosthetics like this, but they're extremely faulty and- if anyone wants to correct me on this that's fine but I'm pretty sure- it would need Constant upkeep and repairs, ESPECIALLY if it could feel like a normal hand.
-at first he only used it when he went out and when he was doing something that might need two hands Because of this- he didn't really wear it much around the house. Not to mention like...he went from losing it, to an immediate gun arm, to suddenly having a prosthetic- whiiiich. Isn't good for the psychological part of a traumatic amputation! So yeah he didn't really like it all too much at first. Don't get me wrong it was a great tool and he appreciated it over no hand especially because he could actually properly articulate the fingers but...it also just. Was jarring.
-eventually, he and Dr. Coomer teamed up to make it more adaptable, and by that I mean a fucking pirate-ass thing where he could swap out his hand for other things like forks or electric screwdrivers or like. Anything. They like to get together to make new hands on the weekend. It's enrichment. With these add-ons he wore the prosthetic more, but sometimes he just. prefers taping a fork to his limb and calling it a day.
-^this hc is based off of adaptive devices that people make to work with whats left of the limb instead of trying to replace it! They range from other robotics to something plastic and/or 3d printed that just holds a pencil in place. From what I've researched they tend to be more liked than clunky fingers you cant feel lol
-IF THERE IS ANY ADVICE YOU GLEEN FROM THIS: please please please he doesn't sleep with his prosthetic on he SHOULD NOT SLEEP WITH HIS PROSTHETIC ON. DO NOT SLEEP WEARING YOUR PROSTHETIC- this also goes for just chilling out ect. Do you "chill out" in your jeans with a belt on?
-I've said it a few times already but I DO want to encourage other people who draw art or write fics that it's OKAY if his prosthetic doesn't work like a perfect, new hand and in fact is more realistic and something that should be done more often! It's very common to want to write off an amputees disability with "ok now they have a prosthetic they're all better <3" which isn't true at all and it really IS worth it to do some extra research- I might just have an engineering and medical special interest so it might just be me but its SUPER fun to learn things and it makes it more interesting writing how a character interacts with their disability!
The amputation/specifics(WARNING FOR TALK ABOUT GORE, OBVIOUSLY):
-I usually write/draw it being a combat knife because that's specifically what he mentions was used, but realistically it would've been something that could get through the suit itself. Either way, it was a really slow and painful process. Fun fact- while this is like...a debate in the medical field, the forearm is one of the most painful things in the body to break!
-Continuing from that last part, there ARE a lot of nerves in your forearm(ever hit your funnybone? yeah. yowch), as well as TWO bones. Arms and hands are SUPER complex so injuries are...just As complex!
-In the full VOD in act 3, Gordon mentions his suit cauterized it- which if you dont know what that is- it's basically Burning A Wound Shut. I can see this being the case, actually- seeing as the suit itself detects specific things in the body being injured- electricity IS a way to cauterize something. I want to point out that cauterization, however, is AGONIZINGLY PAINFUL and is SUPER DANGEROUS, even when controlled! He's SUPER lucky he didn't go into shock and die in his sleep lmao.
-Oh speaking of sleep. I said this in another post but it was sunset when they betrayed him- and daytime when he woke up. So he was asleep in the garbage compactor for hours.
-It's implied because he keeps talking about how he's still bleeding, but yeah even with the suit cauterizing the wound it wouldn't be fully shut. So he'd be bleeding a lot- ESPECIALLY if it didn't want to kill the nerves in his arm(which makes prosthesis easier in the future, via the myoelectric method I mentioned earlier).
-Because of this Tommy(and later Dr. Coomer and Bubby) had to make him make-shift wrappings and have him lean on them a lot. He lost a Lot of blood and by the time they found a fully functioning medical station it wasn't able to just...give him more. It could give him iron and such but yeah this guy has anemia.
-this is just a really funny note but in act 4 when he's leaving Darnolds lab in the VOD he goes "well I guess I'm able-bodied again!" NO YOU ARE NOT THAT IS GUNHAND. But anyways because of this statement, I think for the first few days after being without his arm hes like. oh im not really disabled though even though he is like. stereotypically disabled. sir
-Phantom pains and nightmares are. A nearly nightly combo.
-Whether they're triggered by something or not, phantom pains in general suck so so so so much. Just so much.
-He actually took a Long time to go to a doctor for his issues. Gordon. Buddy. Look Me In The Eyes. you can get medicine for your pain. you can take physical therapy. please . He wasnt even trying to like...tough it out like part of him was but it was mostly that he just. didnt know and forgot.
-it took him a really long time to trust Benrey touching where his hand used to be, but once they grew close post-rescas him and Tommy became Gordons go-to for phantom pain/itch help. slap my dumb arm thank you
Aaaand thats all I can think of at the moment! I might add on if I have any like. Sudden crushing things I need to say about him and my amputation hcs!
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gh0st1nth3wa11s Β· 5 months
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okay.
Cracks knuckles and opens the wiki bc I don't remember shit
CW/drugs and alcohol mentions Toast - The British one first? yes, obviously
- HE DOES HARD DRUGS. We have seen that Mac is a hallucinogenic. And it can kill. So I assume in real world logic, it's some strand/type of pot that has LSD in it. Therefore, when you melt it down/make oil/butter, whatever it can be put into food, and he chose Macaroni! because why not! idk, just my thoughts on it.
- British Prince with a Cybernetic arm...
- ... he's cannonically an alcoholic. fiends for some good whiskey
- The whole, whent to prison/ possibly a psych ward during the puppet arc,, is very near to my heart. so so much angst.
- BRITISH DISCO. *shakes you menacingly* WHAT THE FUCK IS BRITISH DISCO?! It killed his first wife. by LOOKING AT HIM WHILE DOING IT. How did that come about?? how did he get that power??
- I think it's heavily implied that Toast knows more about Ghosts past than he (Ghost) even does. and that's. really interesting to me.
- in the videos, he's very giggly! either as an anxious thing or just a thing he does!
I'm pulling from the wiki now btw
- If he does hand puppets he will explode. similarly to an ION BOMB EXPLOSION.
- ..possibly was in a boy band?? 30 years ago??
- HE pisses. BOUNCY BALLS.
- "Anytime Johnny Toast hears anything related to a wolf he has to throw things." <- squints
Johnny Ghost time, heheheeh
- Ghost cannot bleed or else Jimmy will be triggered. With how much he gets hurt or shot. He must be stressing to keep Jimbo back.
- Ghost has cannonically been sent to wards and mental hospitals? even in his younger years... and the end of "Jimmy Casket returns" is a great opportunity to explore what Ghosts experience/s of a ward. it's like, the end of the video is a perfect set up too explore this, and im surprised people haven't done it already!
- The character changes after being stuck in the dimensions... showoff, brave, explosive to, paranoid and insecure, and untrusting.
- he's. Johnny ghost Is part ghost.
- THE WHOLE BOWLING BALL THING???
- wince's and gets pain when called Gregory πŸ‘€
- He's actually v e ry fucking smart! He's made robots of his partner and has possibly made spirits. (reference to the baymax video)
JIMMY!!!
- "In 2016,Β Dipper Pines, in an attempt to purge Casket from Ghost's system, unintentionally gave Casket a corporeal form. Casket has not had as strong a hold in Ghost's mind since, although he is still there, to an extent." <- pulled from the wiki, so uh. I didn't know this.
- Jimmy is scared of Mac (possibly that time Ghost died from getting drugged bUT)
- Chris "Colon" Ghostie
- interdimentional beanie.
sadly, I can't find shit on spooker. I am so sorry, spooker fans πŸ˜”
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dairy-farmer Β· 8 months
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Am making the mega Android Batcest Au over on twitter and I wanted to both Share and Know Your Take~ πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ so much POTENTIAL? It's an Elseworlds story for sure. Same characters, different stages, all across the mutiverse~
Just? Night Guard Tim. The redundant human kept around for maintenance and emergencies. To more then anything, guard the ANDROIDS then the facility itself~ this IS Gotham, after all. That's cutting edge, expensive tech.
Cutting edge tech that honestly doesn't need him. Didn't need ANY of his predecessors. What ever DID happen to them? Who can say! The Facility runs DEEP into the caves and this IS Gotham. We don't ask questions here, DO we, Night Guard Tim?
But oh~ how Timmy admires the tech. So COOL! He's going to college for that! And HE can tell the difference between a mindless robot and a Sentient Android. He's polite. Greets them on rounds. Listens to them when they warn him about things. He WORKS with them.
He's kinda cute... for a squishy little human.
They pay more attention. The Night Guard is intelligent. Diligent. Disrespected. Socially isolated... they confere. Isn't that supposed to be bad for humans? *checks the notes* yep. It IS. Leave it to humans to manage their resources poorly. Tim should be prioritized, not excluded. He has many attractive features for a human.
They begin to follow him on the cameras. Physically on rounds. Be "companionship". The Night Guard begins sharing large swaths of information. "Info dumping" about his various interests. Cute~
Fragile too. A belligerent employee objects to his sudden unemployment, due to experimenting on coworkers, they easily restrain and remove him. Tim gets... hurt. Requires stiching like a garment. Like a little cloth doll. They are suddenly VERY aware of how breakable their Night Gaurd is.
And maybe that employee spooked the higher ups. Maybe Bruce has an In with management. But wouldn't it be nice to have an on-call security team? *points to androids in confusion* no, not them, a HUMAN one! Of one. Specifically. Do you, Timothy Drake, want to be Free Of Shitty Slumlords and to get free food? What's that? He can't hear you over the sound over him already moving his stuff in.
But NOW? They have access 24/7. They are literally in the walls. They ARE the walls. They are an A.I. defensive team, all security systems am belong to them. Including Tim's shiny new apartment.
They can make their rounds AND watch him eat cereal. They do. He might need them. They are "spending time together". Sure, he is unaware of this, but they aren't. They are practicing human mannerisms! Is what they would argue.
But THEN! A new behavior. New DATA! Night Guard Tim engages in self stimulation. It is... messy. Wet and sweaty and.... They can not look away from where he rubs himself. Drives a little machine inside himself to buzz merrily away. It's such a rudimentary thing. They could... could make a better one...
And he looks so boneless and pleased afterwards. Of course he would.. technology is superior. They can not help but poke around at what he was staring at so intently on his device. They are not... it is not jealousy. Just weariness! Knowing what sort of individuals may make their Night Guard trust them through flirtation.
But oh! The Facility had been filtering their direct information flow. They never knew THIS was a thing! In drawing and videos, from basic machines to "android" that were clearly just robots. Their utter ravaging of humans who clearly enjoy it.
That... that is an option? They were not aware of that.
And Tim has no idea what he's unleashed. The strange... almost predatory air that follows the Andriods. Like they're hunting something. Weird. Probably not relevant to hi-*is dragged in an unused lab* ??? HI?
And oh, the fuckening begins! The problem is that machines are by nature relentless! They also... don't orgasm~ they just enjoy the stimulus mentally. Sucked and fucked bone dry? A you problem, they want to try something! So Timmy runs for it. He spots his lovers and literally makes the "!!!" In his head. Because?
Target spotted. Hope you didn't need to walk tomorrow. Or think. Coherence a fifty/fifty chance, really. Run, Timmy, run~ your ass and various bits are LITERALLY on the line! Whoop. They are faster then you! Didn't make it to your office and the "no fuckies for you" blast doors. Unfortunate. Naked time!
Also! (β—‡.β—‡) interchangeable parts. What dong do you feel like plowing your Timmy today with? Normal? Ridges? Bad dragon? Got OPTIONS. Could give your self TENTACLES with a bit a engineering. Tim is in for an awesome, exhausting, and awful time. All of his boyfriends SUCK and have NO SELF CONTROL. Yes he could quit at any time and be free of this but that's NOT THE POINT. Moderation, you android fucks, have you heard of it?!
Nope! *sexs the timmy*
πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ tim getting monitored and perved on by ai technology and mercilessly fucked by androids who are unable to orgasm and so keep fucking tim even when he's too mushy and overstimulated for it is so good!!!!
i have to admit i needed to google elseworld because i'm more fixated on tim than the rest of the dc verse but i think i get the general idea? its a what-if scenario with everyone but tim as an android in a more tech centered universe and tim is the squishy little human that serves no functional use but is nice to have around and fuck even though the androids can't really have orgasms. they're like aged lions playing and fucking a cute little cub that's come their way and they're obsessed with playing with his cute little wet human parts that make him twitch and make the most delightful sounds.
androids fucking humans will always be so interesting to me!!!πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€
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egg-emperor Β· 1 year
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we have been let in on some of game Eggman's types and nobody talks about them but me lmfao
he's into buff guys- he has a hallway dedicated to toned male torsos
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some of the few things that don't have his face slapped on them despite it being everywhere in the Egg Carrier with his logo and he has done that with plenty of other statues too. so he just wanted a whole hallway of statues of men's bodies that aren't his okay πŸ€¨πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
he has gone after so many monstrous beastly guys repeatedly partly because he's a monsterfucker
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I guess the Titans count too but I'm too fuckin lazy to get pics of all of them
with this amount of repetition, wanting them for their power, and desiring to harness and own and control them- I dunno man it kinda makes it start to seem like a fetish thing but hey I'm not kink shaming lol. and he sounded very thrilled by Chaos and Dark Gaia and also dove right into the embrace of the Time Eater without hesitation the second he found him in space
he can't interact much with the massive monsters so it's probably more about the excitement of releasing those and harnessing them when it comes to those- but as for the ones that have sizable bodies (somewhat because I mean they're probably still pretty big 😳) like these three...
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I think he would ;) like a champion
I mean Bowser and Zavok are a combination of buff and monster guys so. πŸ‘€ no surprise that they're the two he's repeatedly teamed up with, he went on a date with Bowser in London, and why he seems to have this weird thing and obsession for Zavok to chase after him like Amy to Sonic djsbsbkbfksbf
he would've loved the fucking huge ancients RIP
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that's why he sounded so dramatic and solemn in the memo talking about them being wiped out, he realized how big and tall they must've been and was devastated that he was never going to be able to get some πŸ˜”
and the most obvious is he's in love with HIMSELF, so much that he's one of the biggest egotists of all time. he's so gay for himself, he calls himself handsome, compliments himself and everything he does and talks about himself with such adoration all the time
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despite their clashes you can just tell something was going on between them in Generations too. OBVIOUSLY, nobody is hotter to him than himself and he'd jump at the chance to go fuck himself
and he likes men that get right down to business πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŒˆ
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I just wanted this part because it's his gayest line but it is exactly what he tries to do with all those guys so it all adds up see? XD
and a bonus is that he programmed his Egg Pawns with libido so something is definitely up with that too
in conclusion: he likes monstrous beastly guys just like his grandpa so I guess it runs in the family, and he also likes big buff guys, men that get right down to business which can both represent being aroallo and just being eager to get down and also how he wants an evil partner to take over the world with, he does weird things with robots, and most importantly he loves HIMSELF of course!!!
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cheemken Β· 3 months
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πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€ *sees you reblog fnaf stuff* I KNOW WHAT YOU AREEEEE!!!!! Drayton would boast about being able to beat fnaf without getting jumpscared and then promptly play fnaf 1 and get jumpscared close to 6 AM, let out a very high pitched scream and then fall out of his desk chair~Drayton angst anonπŸ’›(who is also a fnaf enjoyer)
FELLOW FNAF FAN OMF CNDMCNDM
Oh definitely, even better I made headcanons abt the og Unova kids and how they'd play fnaf too hahaha
Anyways
Please the fact he'd be all "pfft fnaf? That game's easy."
"bet."
And instantly regrets it he does not like the way Foxy runs no he does not lmfaooo imagine him seeing Foxy run to the office the first time and he legit panics all "WHAT THE FUCK" trying to figure out what to do and ends up getting jumpscared lmfaooo he'd be all "that wasn't fair, I didn't know they could run like that"
"heh, and you said this game was easy"
"course it's easy, there's just a lotta clicking I gotta do, it's tiring"
"yeah, sure, whatever you say lmao"
But like, since I already made hcs abt the Unova kids and how they'd play fnaf might as well make concepts abt the BB E4 hahaha
Anyways, Amarys does not get scared bet, like maybe a sudden jolt if she gets caught off guard but usually when she gets jumpscared she'd just go "oh, I lost." I think she'd be the type to actually try the fangames, looking for a challenge, taking Crispin's words saying the fangames have scarier gameplay and animatronics
She still don't find it scary, she did love the challenge tho hahah
Out of all four of em, she's the closest to ever beat UCN too. And Drayton, being Drayton, was all "well, my sis beat ultimate custom night, so by extension I beat it too"
"hah, yeah right. Taking the credit of others now cause you won't admit it's a hard game?"
"it's not hard, it's just tiring keeping check on all the robots" he'd rather admit he still sleeps w a plushie than to admit to Crispin that he really did find the games a bit hard
Lacey played the VR games and SB, didn't know abt UCN, Crispin made her play UCN, she lost within five seconds lmfao
Bet she'd love fnaf world tho, like Bianca she'd love the cute models of the animatronics more than their actual models hahah I think she'd like the glamrock and toy animatronics bc like,, I think they're the cutest?? Idk, I think she'd like them more than anything else. She had nightmares abt Glitchtrap tho real, refused to go in dark places for an entire month and stopped playing VR bc of it hahaha
Crispin gives off the vibes he really had a fnaf phase and never grew outta it, he always tries to make pizza whenever he plays it or if he watches someone play it, y'know, for the immersion he says hahah but also bet he'd be the type to watch every fnaf theory video out there, especially by pkmn ver of MatPat; the type to think of his own theories, make fanart, bet he listened to the fan songs and still memorized some of them by heart. He's just like me frβ€”
It would be cute tho if Crispin got Amarys hooked w the lore hahah like him talking abt fnaf and telling her the story so far while she's playing, and ofc she's listening to ever word, even adding her own thoughts. They give off vibes that they'd actually try to decipher a lot of the codes and puzzles in the games, like really going above and beyond to figure out every hidden meaning hahah
I think Amarys would also read the books, Lacey's surprised there are actually books abt it, Drayton didn't bother reading them ofc, Crispin's attention span isn't made for it so he just relies on Amarys for more info abt the lore regarding the stuff within the books and connecting them to the mainline games
And bet when the movie was out Crispin got so fucking excited he invited the E4 and the Kitakami sibs to watch it with him, like he really made a lotta snacks and I know for a fact and it's canon in my heart he screamed when the song at the credits played I just know it hahaha
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howdyfriend Β· 1 year
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ohohohoohohoh new qualia automata song got me feeling giddy.
Very cool to see a song from fayrouz's perspective! End-world didn't paint her very kindly, and while this one I dont feel makes things like, much better, she feels a lot more sympathetic which I like.
Very interesting to see the tonal shift from the first two songs to this one. Sure, it kept with that industrial crunchy sound but this one felt way more somber. RBB and End-World were a lot more erratic, and more consistently emotional. This one felt way more stripped back, almost clinical at first, though it does ramp up in emotion towards the end which I like. Especially with how well Cong Zheng was tuned like wow. I think it really separates her from her robo-kids which I find interesting.
I think that initial clinical feeling is a pretty good look into Fayrouz's character. This song seems to focus on her past relationships, specifically with her husband who left her. (Tamari and Maryam aren't forgotten though! I really like the fact that bits of RBB and End-World ended up in the song :)) That clinical feeling and some of the lyrics seem to suggest Fayrouz wasn't the most emotionally mindful. The first two verses seem to suggest she wasn't really able to leave the clinical nature at work, and her relationships suffered as a result. (The second verse is specifically troubling. "Don't expect my mercy," is not how you go about a relationship Fayrouz.) The next bit seems to discuss the creation of the TAM's, talk of neglect and steam through bolts putting this seemingly right before Tamari left. I think this being followed with the bits from End-World and RBB seems to support that as well.
Unsure of what the next two verses could mean tbh. The first verse seems to be Fayrouz bottling lot of emotion, but other than that I'm not confident in any ideas of what they could mean.
And hoo boy is Fayrouz getting emotional. Clearly Fayrouz created Maryam and Tamari with her husband in mind. I think this contributed to how she went about things with the two, it was likely very painful for her to see him in them. The verse "your roots are where I planted you // in my eternal debt" makes it seem she created them almost as am apology? A please come back? And obviously this isn't the way to go about things, the two may be robots but they still have emotions. And we can clearly see in End-World this has taken a toll on them. Hell, the whole reason Tamari has done what he has is to get Fayrouz to love him for fucks sake. I'm sorry her husband left her and clearly she is remorseful, but man. She fucked it up big time.
Now both her husband and her robo-kids left her. And while unfortunate, this is the catalyst for some serious self reflection. In that very last line we get to see her consider the possibility that she might be the one to blame here, and this gives me hope. While I think Fayrouz messed up, I do think she has a shot at redemption. Or something close anyways. She has remorse, has begun realizing where she went wrong, and while I don't think it will be a fairy tale ending, I think she has a shot it getting on ok terms with Maryam and Tamari.
But I digress. The carrd is set to update soon, and we still have one more song in the series (might have something to do with that ramp up at the end? πŸ‘€πŸ‘€πŸ‘€) so take my words with a grain of salt lol. Just working through my thoughts on the new installment. I do hope things work out for Fayrouz. I think it might just take a while.
Anyways go listent to Lamentations it's very good
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finniestoncrane Β· 5 months
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I just needed to know you're opinions on his kinks at first glance. Because dear lord was I in love with him.
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Ignore the mummy (not really but it's just easier to say mummy) in the background (unless... You know πŸ‘€) but I'm talking about the robot with the leather jacket.
rubbing my hands together mischievously because i am adding all your doom patrols to one pile of kinks here >:3
first off. this might be one of very few robots i have ever had a desire to fuck. he's up there with paladin danse and bender. it's a good crowd, and very honoured since robots creep me out and i hate them u-u
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i can't tell if this is her, or if this is just my desires looking at her, but i think she would crush me. whether that is by some face-sitting punishment, or stepping on me in stiletto heels, i ddon't know. but it's one of the two. the POWER she exudes is??????
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i dont know why, but i am telling you that the instance i saw this beast that you could hear his cock cage jingling with every lanky step he took.
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ok maybe it's the drilling? i don't know. but the moment i saw him i was like: gloryhole. anonymous sex, limited space, cramped conditions. being used or using others. gloryhole.
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My stupid thoughts on Help Wanted 2 (obvious spoilers below lmao)
ffffFFFFINEEE I like the game, and I don't mind GGY being POSSIBLY canon now. I love the fact that my boy GLITCHTRAP IS BACK!! (Still uncertain if he is Mimic, speaking of which...)
I still REALLY HATE THAT BITCHASS STUPID ASS ROBOT, but...I've reluctantly accepted as canon as well. I don't like it, I think it's still lame as an antagonistic force, and I'd much prefer it'd stay as Burntrap ONLY. If it ends up actually being Glitchtrap GODDD πŸ’”πŸ’” the AUs I'd have to rewrite...my personal canon ruined...Anyways, let's talk about GGY!
Uh! I guess I'm not disappointed! I have the many wonderful fnaf artists I follow (YALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE πŸ”₯πŸ”₯) to thank for my newfound like in GGY (the concept, and surprisingly the story/other characters! I know I usually shit talk the books, but Tony and Ellis are super cool characters from what I know, maybe this'll mean I'll actually read the book eventually...maybe...πŸ‘€) I'm still kind of sad that it is probably canon, now it gives people an excuse to hate on my boy more, which will totally suck (and I still think it makes him overly, well, overpowered. But hey what can I do huh??) (And I'm a little annoyed that he might canonical be patient 46) (or 47 I'm forgetting fnaf canon what is wrong w me)
ALSO VANESSA AND VANNY !! okay. I'm happy they're being used in something at least! Let's hope they appear more in stuff soon)
And also, Cassie's new model! Uh, it's nice. I think it just kind of resembles a generic 3d animated character from some b-side studio tryna knock off Disney and be used as a babysitting film. (Specific I know) and it kind of matches Gregory's a little bit more now (BUT I'M HOPING THEY CHANGE THE OTHER HUMAN MODELS, not by a lot but enough to not look uncanny like their usual designs do)
Anyways gameplay wise, frightening (as is per usual from the fnaf vr games 😭😭) love helpy's and roxy's level. And also El Chip's, the Papa Louie energy of it definitely brings me back to my undying rage against my least favorite customers...fuck you X Twins (speaking of Flipline IM GONNA SEE IF I CAN GET PAPA'S PALETERIA I HAVE TO GET IT TO SUPPORT MY QUEEN LIEZEL and Zak too ofc)
Did we play as Mapbot?? Is this a thing now??? What???? (Time to watch the billions upon billions of theory videos that explain that it's actually some obscure loser from the books) (or Cassie's dad, speaking of which I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THE FNAF 2 KCI KIDS including Charlie, which will then leave the male fnaf characters, the afton kids, and other miscellaneous characters/ocs which includes my design of her dad)
Anyways, that's it for now, I'll add more in the reblogs around the new few days if I remember lol)
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I got sucked back into SCP stuff and can't escape it, love those gremlins (whether they're feral or not *affectionate*). Most of what I'll give you can be seen as ideas OR requests, including this one, its up to you. πŸ‘
So. Researcher reader who's assigned to work with 035. Twist? They offer 035 a body. Similar to how 079 is sometimes drawn with a robotic kind of body. It'd be neat for 035 to have something like that, so long as the material is as Immune To The Icky as possible.
The cool things? Something similar to silicone, but again, Immune To The Icky and removable. Like a dildo with a suction cup. Stick that thing on there and WOAH it can be different shapes and sizes? That's great. 035 wants some time with titties? Smack those bad boys on there. Researcher Reader has it all sketched out on paper, but wanted to get 035's thoughts. Higher ups may or may not approve.
-A long and descriptive thought by an anxious and hyperfixating πŸ‘€πŸ‘Œanon
"Customizable" SCP 035
[GN!Reader, I switch between amab and afab bodies.]
[Warnings: Y'know, general monster fucking. Look at the prompt lol it's going to be fun. MINORS DNI.]
[AN: So sorry this took a while! But I read it again and again, and while I'm doing some headcanons for it, here we go!]
The fact you're immune to SCP 035 is a gift in itself. Do you know the kind of tests the Foundation wants to run with you two?
And can you deny just how attracted you are to him?
So, you want to fuck SCP 035, fantastic! He wants to fuck too. Let's get it clear, you and 035 are not lovers. You two do not love each other. I would actually say you're much more like friends with benefits. He would move mountains for you, but it's all platonic! He just also really enjoys how your body feels,,,, y'know?
Luckily, you like blowing off as much steam as he does. Thousands of years of repression really does that to a guy!
I might be taking this a tad different direction than you were expecting but it does have elements of what you originally had down! More of mixing the two elements now that I think of it. But, 035 can command his,,, goop? slime? In different places in close proximity. Not often, he doesn't find that as fun as getting up close and personal but he does have his moments.
He likes having a personal host body, but humans are so fun to over take. Sometimes he'll have you choose a D-Class you're kinda feeling after getting permission from that person to be his muse, yeah!! He's kind of a jealous guy though, so ever since the Foundation essentially gave him his own body to use he really doesn't ask that anymore.
But this body allows him to be more flexible with his parts. Sure, it's got a nice dick but he can make it even better. If you have a pussy, he'll fuck you there with the dick attached to his body and make a dildo for your ass to fuck you simultaneously. Other times he'll just,,, make a double dick so you're riding him with both holes. Amab? no problem he's going to double penetrate you. And if that's too much, he'll have you suck on him while he makes a dildo for you to fuck yourself on.
Funny enough I don't think he's actually that big on receiving oral but LOVES to give you head. Makes long tongues to reach the right places, squeeze you, and tries to drive you into overstimulation every single time.
you like tits? Cool, what size. He can do them all. love for smaller chests, flat chests, really big chests and even bigger, he loves how they all look on his form! If he's got those on though, you need to pay attention to them. Put the titty in your mouth. Suck on it, rub it, and pay special attention to the nipples because he makes them sensitive.
He will absolutely do the same thing for you too. Does not care about your size, probably has a slight preference for something in the "just a mouthful" or "a handful" range. But hey, he doesn't care. give him your chest. He will dote on you regardless of size and always have something to compliment physically, chest and all, just everything. He makes it sound like poetry.
I don't think he creampies you though? You kinda get the feeling of it but he literally cannot get you pregnant if you're an afab. Regardless, no creampie, and I don't think he has a breeding kink to begin with.
Big on praise, sometimes into degradation but actually likes getting degraded more than doing the degrading to you.
035 will mostly go along with the sketches you have, and sometimes the two of you go on "silicone sculpture" sites to see what you want to try next!
Most of your overseers wanted like, just the facts of your sexual relationship but it's just become a regular thing. 035 would riot if they straight up told him you two couldn't see each other - even in a non sexual manner he genuinely cares for you. You're his best friend he also gets to sleep with. But y'know, he's not just using you for your body. Again, really good friends.
I think he has tried a tentacle thing with you before.
He's got,,,, a lot of power over that weird slime stuff. Use it to your advantage!
Surprisingly, you're not ALWAYS trying new things. Sometimes you guys default to things that feel the most familiar and the most pleasurable.
Sometimes, he will make a dildo or a fleshlight for you connected to him and put you in the observation room. You are NOT supposed to take pieces of him out of containment but like,,, sometimes you sneak it and no one knows,,,,,,,, so you'll fuck whatever he gave you while he fucks himself with a dildo in the ass or forms a fleshlight with his slim stuff and fucks that and it's kinda mutual masturbation. That one isn't your favorite but it's certainly fun.
And every now and then, he'll just kinda,,, have fun with you in a very soft, gentle way. No weird shapes, no suction cupped dildos, just a pretty normal dick and you get to ride him or get folded by him. Sometimes less is more.
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can i request.. ANYTHING with jeff pfister? im literally addicted to him as much as he's addicted to coke, it's ridiculous. possibly an online relationship headcanons, or subby jeff??
I decided to do the headcanons BUT I do have an idea for a subby Jeff fic in mind if you're ever interested πŸ‘€
Having an online relationship with Jeff Pfister
Warnings: some nsfw, mentions of sex robots, swearing
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Imma start off by saying that the chatroom you met him in either had something to do with weird fetishes/kinks, robotics, or something with both lol
He thought you were pretty cool, so naturally he decided to slide into your dms and talk to you in private
The two of you hit it off, and ended up becoming good friends in a small amount of time
He asked you out not long after that (you said yes, of course)
You guys frequently video call, since you can't be there in person
He always asks you for your opinion on his latest sex robot models (and jokes about how he wishes he could use them on you)
Whenever you message him, he either responds right away, literal seconds after you sent it, or he doesn't respond for hours at a time
Sometimes it can be a bit of both; he'll be responding to your messages super fast and then stop all of a sudden, only for him to send you something like, 5 hours later saying "Sorry, I had too much coke and passed out"
This happens more likely than you think, so you're pretty much used to it at this point
Phone sex is not uncommon, nor is it uncommon for him to message/call you purely because of the fact he's horny
You always make fun of his hair whenever he sends you pictures or video calls you, which leads to him hanging up/ghosting you (but it's never for very long because of how clingy he is)
He'll literally message/call you whenever. It could be three in the fucking morning and you'll get woken up by him calling you because he "was bored"
Sometimes when he's in chatrooms he'll start bragging about "all the bitches" he gets to the other incels he's friends with, claiming he gets so many messages from random girls a day he wishes they would just leave him alone
You're very quick to call him out on his bullshit whenever he does this though lmao
If he calls you about wanting to have phone/video sex you have to be very careful to make sure Mutt isn't listening in/watching, because he totally would (and Jeff wouldn't care lol)
He gets very upset if you don't check in with him at least once a day, and whenever you have to quit messaging him or get off the phone he always tries his best to keep you on longer because of how much he loves spending time with you, even if it's not in person
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Taglist: @anxiously-sad @iloveentrapta @ghot-girl @taecube @corn3liiia @nevilleismywhore @ethrealzzz @your-next-daydream
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as promised, i am here to enquire about your thoughts on corey's school days !! πŸ‘€πŸ’—
in general, i know he wasn't popular by a long shot, but I don't think he was the least popular kid in his grade. i can see him muddling along somewhere in the middle. honestly, what i wouldn't give to know about his friends and what he did at lunch and who he spoke to in class.
you mentioned him working really hard in math and science (very much agree), and i feel like he was above average across the board. he didn't make valedictorian, but he had a very good GPA.
Corey Cunningham School HC's
~Social stuff~
I definitely agree that Corey was not at all popular but not super isolated either.
I can't do anything halfway so please enjoy this visual aid lol
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Specifically I think that Corey probably has like 3 or 4 friends who he never ever hangs out with outside of school but spends all his time at school with - and probably only one of them is like, a true friend. Like, someone that Corey actually likes and feels close to and can kinda talk to about what goes on at home. Maybe that kid also has a fucked up home life so he Gets It.
At least one of the other three is a kid that Corey would never be friends with in a million years, except somehow they got attached to each other, maybe they had to do a project together and they got to know each other pretty well but not in a good way. But Corey doesn't know how to get rid of this kid, and kinda doesn't feel like he can afford to anyway - he hates this kid but the kid seems to like Corey, and Corey's been so conditioned to think that he's hard to love, his mom is always talking about how she's the only one who could ever love him the right way, he can't give someone who likes him the boot, so they're just stuck being friends.
And the other 1-2 are like, the other kid who likes westerns a lot, or the other kid with a weird kinda dark sense of humor, some simultaneously strong yet tenuous connection like that.
Also like... I think of Corey as a pretty masculine dude but I think he's got some Gender Stuff happening that he himself is not aware of or dealing with (as we've discussed lol) so I think he would probably prefer to have mostly female or lgbtq friends. Emphasis on PREFER lol I don't think he actually has any female friends unless he's friends with like, a Kinsey 6 lesbian, because I think he's also kinda girl crazy and he just can't risk catching feelings because Momma would not Have It, as he learned when she freaked out about the girl who came over to study in 9th grade.
But I definitely think there are girls, and maybe a couple of boys and/or nb kids, that are interested in him. He's cute, puberty is kind to him lol, he's probably super respectful, and of course he's like kinda shy and quiet which means he's mysterious. And like, with a body like that why is he not playing football or on the wrestling team? he's got such good grades in math and science, why isn't he on the robotics team or quiz bowl? They wanna crack his shell, yk? But like, if a girl whispers to her friends "Corey Cunningham is looking fine today," her friends are all gonna be like why do you even bother looking at him, you know he's basically a catholic priest, the dream is dead before it begins, etc.
Also like I mentioned in passing in Sandwiched, inspired by your Corey and Roger Allen explorations, I can definitely see Corey having a thing for certain male teachers and like older male classmates, like dudes who are seniors when he's a freshman or whatever. I don't think he probably had very many full blown crushes on guys, but definitely squishes, and I definitely comes back to his daddy issues and his gender shit, just like it did with Michael. Really, Corey squished on the varisty quarterback and Corey squished on the hot obnoxious goth guy, and Michael is like the absolute most extreme extension of those attractions - athleticism and defiance and self-assuredness. [ also this is why he's gonna be into Eddie in my eventual crossover fic, because Eddie has that defiant thing Corey likes :p]
Speaking of alt boys and defiance, like I mentioned in Clean Again Ch 1, and like in @toxicanonymity's fic Hot Topic, I think Corey was definitely drawn to the goths, punks, emos, metalheads etc at school. He was really intimidated by them, but that was also part of what drew him to them. Corey's constantly extremely aware of what people think of him, from having to manage Joan's outbursts all the time, and from hiding that part of his life from everyone, so I think he likes that subculture is a place where you like invite scrutiny to a degree, but you're also telling the scrutinizers to fuck off in the same breath. The self expression thing and the community of it are just everything he craves. I have a whole post of alt!Corey HC's too lol.
~ Academic Stuff ~
I think Corey's academic situation is probably similar to his friend situation - he's got a couple subjects he really likes and they come to him easily, a couple subjects he's kinda meh on but does decently well with, and probably one problem subject he just hates but also has to actually work at.
We already know his favorite subjects are math and science. He likes English when they're reading something good (what standard high school reading do we think he liked? I know he was about The Outsiders for sure lol), and history when they're learning about something related to his other interests, but he's pretty neutral about them at other times. I'm gonna say he probably liked gym most of the time too. As long as they weren't picking teams - not that he got picked last, I would think he'd be athletic enough and have enough friends that he would get picked in the middle instead of last, just that the experience of standing there waiting and being measured up would be really unpleasant for him. Maybe the class he hated and thought was really hard was whatever foreign language he took.
He probably could have a 4.0 gpa without much more work if he was in the right environment. But I can't see Joan caring all that much about grades since she was keeping him at home by Munchausen-ing him with some frequency and being weird about his classmates coming over to work on projects. And he's under a lot of stress all the time. So he just does his best most of the time and ends up with like a 3.3.
Until he realizes that college is the way out and his increasing interest in how things work and how they're designed and made can actually raise him out of working class semi-poverty. He's got his two and half years of 3.3s, that's not too bad, but he's gotta finish strong so he can qualify for scholarships. He graduates with like a 3.75 or something.
I will say I think the canon timeline for his college experience is kinda weird and I wonder about it. Like, when the accident happens he's 21, so we can assume he graduated 3 or 4 years ago. He could be a senior in college by that point if he went straight to a regular 4 year university. But he went to community college first. Did he do that to save money or to appease Joan? And surely he would qualify for some amount of merit-based money and probably some income-based awards too, if he was trying to get help paying for a standard 4 year university. Could they just not afford it even with scholarships and loans? I can definitely see Joan doing whatever she could to make him stay as long as possible, up to an including sabotaging his financial aid somehow. Maybe she wouldn't even fill out the FAFSA [the thing Americans have to fill out with their parents to get federal financial aid].
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