“Mean Girls (2024) isn’t even that good of a movie—” I DONT CARE. I went to stare at Reneé Rapp being hot and hear a couple of bops and ya know what, goal achieved!

the sillies :3

At the risk of sticking my head into the lion’s mouth, I don’t get a gay vibe from Trent so much as I do an ace vibe. To me he absolutely has the effortless swagger of someone who respects sexual/romantic attraction in others but has never had to worry about it himself.

Remus: So what evil are we doing today?

Janus: Today we are doing the most EVIL thing yet! We are going to decide how we want our coffees this morning, tell Patton how we would like them made, and patiently wait for him to make them for us! mwaha!

Remus: OOH! I gotcha! And THEN we tell him to throw them both away because he put the wrong kind of milk in them! HaHA!

Janus: No, wait, no. That’s too evil.

Remus:

Remus: Who even are you anymore?

Started a new play through of BG3 last night with a friend. She has no context for the game besides the fact it’s D&D and I play it. Upon meeting Astarion she goes, “Is he a vampire?”, and I lost it.

Not five minutes later she let her brain get munched on by a mind flayer though. So you win some, you lose some, you know?

I can’t believe y’all are really posting spoiler warnings for Percy Jackson like the lightning thief hasn’t been out since 2005😭

shen jiu is a man who is a woman.

There is a grim humor in corporations trying to erode New Deal labor protections, when they were specifically put in place to protect American capitalism from communist uprisings.

what are your thoughts on shrimp

my sister had a baby and i took it over because she passed away and then the baby lost all its legs and it's arms and now its nothing but a stump, but i still take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I've been working the second shift at the factory to put food on the table but all the love that i see in that little guy's face makes it worth it in the end... true story

“Stop giving your characers a tragic backstory, it’s overdone!”

Well, then can you go give reality a call and ask it to stop giving REAL people tragic backstories so we can stop projecting our demons onto fiction to help cope? And please ask it to get rid of mental illness while you’re at it.

Cheers~

thinking about the time someone sent me a weird anon that was like “why are you so annoying about gucci, clem, and brnine they’re horrible awful people >:(“ and I still wonder to this day what their life is like

I miss the oughts when everything was easier and hipsters were it and everyone wore quirky clothes and life felt soft and normal

Still? Yes, still.

i saw someone saying that wednesday (the series) is cringey because “there are too many one-liners” and i’m like… have you seen the iconic addams family films. half of the dialogue is one-liners

It’s funny because I have some couples and/or ships I almost can’t bear to read sex scenes of in fanfiction because they’re so precious.

And then with Wangxian I’m like; they are so precious and they love each other so much and are married together for all eternity and they have to have hot, kinky sex at least once a day and I could read that all day every day.

Everybody hating on Buck’s little coma dream outfit, and I agree the tan trousers were awful, but I actually loved his little green jumper and shirt combo.