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do you ever eat bugs on purpose
#they’re so yummy#I can’t help it#I love bugs but they’re so tasty#crunch crunch crunch#munch munch munch munch munch#fire ants are spicy btw#they’re Ok#little black ants taste like dirt#anyways bye#have fun eating bugs
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Tried to reblog something and couldn’t. Went to check the op’s blog (I was reblogging it from someone else’s blog) and they have me blocked. I know it isn’t my business and they have every right to block me but GOD I so desperately want to know why. And also to reblog the post because I agreed with it :(
#i’m a little nosy okay#i can’t help it#and like i said in the post i made earlier#i have to know how people perceive me at all times#but it’s whatever. i won’t ever know unless they unblock me for whatever reason
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📂 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐌𝐲 𝐍𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐛𝐨𝐫.𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞
𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐬
♥︎: 𝐑𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩
♡: 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐑𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩
♦︎: 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟
♣︎: 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐭
♠︎: 𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭
𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠...
↳ 📂 𝐅𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐢𝐬 𝐌𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐬.𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞
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Food for thot ♠︎
Infidelity ♠︎♣︎
{{One-shots}}
Prolactin ♥︎♠︎ (coming soon…)
𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: After the weight from the day, you help your husband relax and end his day with a strong finish.
#★— ayrus writes#I can’t help it#he has successfully had me on a chokehold:((#that’s not my neighbor#tnmn#francis mosses#francis mosses smut#francis mosses x reader#the milkman#milkman#tnmn milkman#Francis mosses milkman
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I often say maybe but I say it à la Elijah wood will you wear wigs clip and I think it’s hilarious, my mum however, does not understand this reference and has no fucking clue why I say it over and over and thinks I am just a strange dude
#I can’t help it#I say it once but then it feels so good as a vocal stim so I gotta keep going#I’m sure I’ve shown her the clip but she didn’t find it that funny so doesn’t really remember it
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i’m becoming unhinged over an old man again
#fangirl#fangirl will fangirl#silver fox#he’s so pretty#i can’t help it#hot daddy#daddy's good girl#daddy k!nk#older daddy
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How i feel after telling my friends who I have no romantic interest in whatsoever that we should make out sloppy style
#I can’t help it#I’m a simple person#I get happy. I don’t know how to express my emotions normally. I tell them to make out with me#easy as that#<someone who hasn’t had their first kiss and is scared of it#moomins yapping<3
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Wait a month I guess and see how you feel then. But if desperation is what you’re seeking, just have a look around you or better yet inside you.
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happy birthday to david tennant, whose birthday it still is for 61 more minutes in my time zone 🥳
I’m sorry that i was aware of what day it was all day but waited til just now to post about it, pretending at nonchalance. I am extremely chalant about david tennant.
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now that my first hockey season as a dedicated fan is almost over, i need the sharks / cuda to keep valtteri pulli or i will simply pass away
#i can’t help it#tall men are my weakness#add in the accent AND his beauty and i cease to exist#if hes back next year i’m buying a season ticket just for him
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Fine, I guess I will reread the long fucking m-preg Lucifer whump that is so heartbreaking it made me puke.
I GUESS I WILL.
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just a totally normal day or doodling and watching con o’neill clips on yt because i’m bored
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How my friend looks at me everytime i start talking about Soap from cod:
#They are tired of my bs#i can’t help it#he’s so pookie#cod#cod mw2#cod mwii#soap cod#john soap mactavish#he’s so fine
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wind breaker has me obsessed
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I don’t think we talk enough about Dick’s parentification trauma.
like yeah he’s the eldest daughter and definitely takes care of his siblings more like a parent than a brother but also.
he basically had to raise himself. like Bruce was more his partner in crimefighting than his father (closer to a brother than a parent) and while Alfred definitely raised him more, Dick was still largely operating like an adult while Robin.
no wonder he became desperate for independence. he already felt like an adult. being treated like a kid when you’ve been taking care of yourself for years can feel infuriating. (I should know.)
I’m aware in most canons he is an adult when he becomes Nightwing, but that’s still at 18/19 and doesn’t change my point.
#I tried to keep this post largely canon inspired but I’m sure headcanons snuck in#I can’t help it#I’ve projected so much onto this man#and god do I relate to multiple people saying they’re like your father but none of them actually stepping up to the role fully#don’t get me wrong#I think Alfred did the best he could#but it wasn’t really his job to raise Dick#he still did but Dick was Bruce’s ward#his responsibility#dick grayson#richard grayson#bruce wayne#batman#batfam#alfred pennyworth#nightwing
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how long do y’all think Ashe had to sleep in Mark’s bed with him after what happened to her mom. How often do you think Mark would try to put Ashe to bed and she’d run to him minutes after he leaves her room and begged him not to leave her. How often do you think Mark would hold her while she slept, staying awake for nights on end so that when she woke up screaming and sobbing from nightmares he could be awake to comfort her.
Do you think she moved back to her own room on her own or that she got to an age where Mark slowly started making her go back to her room instead. Do you think he’d sit in there and wait until she fell asleep or with his work one day he just stopped letting her crawl into bed with him. Do you think there were nights where when she could only fall asleep in his bed he’d carry her back to her room and she’d wake up, alone, in the room that damn book was in, do you think she’d just scream until Mark ran in to check on her?
#Ashe headcanons should probably be ripped away from me and I should be sent to go sit in timeout until I learn to not think about her#I can’t help it#her stories so fucking tragic i have to talk about my hcs on it as often as I can#also this hurts my mutuals as well and it’s pretty funny to see reblogs threatening my life#I feel like she’d also sleep in his bed the nights he had to stay out for work#like just being where she knew he could easily find her would help calm her down#even if realistically he could and probably would even easier find her in her own room#sighs and stares out a window#I’m supposed yo be doing schoolwork rn btw#jrwi#jrwi pd#prime defenders#ashe winters#jrwi prime defenders#jrwi ashe winters#jrwi hc#jrwi mark#mark winters#jrwi mark winters#moomins yapping<3
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