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bylrlvr · 2 years

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maybe i need help

#i swear i search up the homophobic dog meme every day #i blame all of you for this #byler #ronance #stranger things

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nuwildcat · 2 years

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Surprise Snippet

Heyyo! So during productivity corner this week I got cracking on another installment of the Vampire!Kinn Werewolf!Porsche series inspired by @moerusai‘s amazing gif edit. If you haven’t seen it you should check it out here!

I’m working my way through the next installment after Scotch and Blood and I’ve decided to treat you all to a little sampling of the next one!

Enjoy!

Last Wednesday, during a particularly slow shift at the bar, he decided to look into Kinn. Big mistake. Now, Porsche is all too aware of how much he has stepped in it by sleeping with that particular vampire.

The earful that he had gotten from Yok when she caught sight of who he was googling , literally twisted his ear till he confessed like a pup, was loud, lengthy, and slightly scarring. There were allusions to the only functioning part of his body being between his legs and the fact that she could solve that problem for him. Porsche had made himself scarce for a while after that conversation.

Still, two weeks later, after spending the previous night snuggling with Chay on the couch watching trashy television, Porsche is in a particularly good mood. This is, of course, when the universe decides to dump a whole lot of drama in his lap.

The man who comes into Hum Bar is rather unassuming. He’s well dressed in a nice emerald sweater and grey slacks, with a benevolent smile on his face. The three men who enter after him, do not share his disposition, with their stone-cold looks, and eerily familiar uniforms.

The man comes right up to the bar after surveying the rest of the room and perches on one of the stools. There’s only one other small group in the bar. Interns from the dodgy law office down the street who are desperately trying to drink away their shitty work schedule are hiding in a booth in the back. Porsche approaches his newest customer with caution and his most courteous service worker smile.

“What can I do for you, sir?”

The man eyes the bottles behind him with a piercing gaze before settling on Porsche. He smiles, but it doesn’t reach his eyes. “What are your best scotches?”

Porsche just manages to control his eyebrows before they can display how ridiculous he finds that question. Besides walking into a cocktail bar, the man is asking for a liquor, that when done really well, comes from the opposite side of the world from Bangkok. He has a decent selection, but probably nothing this man usually drinks.

“What do you look for in a scotch?”

This surprises the other man enough for him show it on his face. The smile that follows is a lot more genuine. “Something smokey but with notes of spice.”

That narrows the field a lot, they don’t have a lot of peated scotches. “More cinnamon and clove or something complex like licorice?” Porsche has two options in mind.

“Hmm,” the man pauses and considers for a moment. “For today, let's go with the cinnamon and clove notes.”

Porsche nods in response and immediately turns to grab the bottle of 14-year-old Oban, on their top shelf. He brings it to the man to show him the bottle.

“It’s a peated single malt scotch from the highlands. It’s distilled in copper and then aged in oak barrels,” he explains.

The man nods, “Yes, that will do.”

“Neat?”

Again a sharp nod. Porsche turns to grab a tulip glass.

“Not a snifter?” the stranger inquires. Porsche can’t tell if he’s testing him or genuinely doesn’t know.

“No, sir. Snifters have too small of a rim for their body and tend to release more of the ethanol aromas that will overpower the flavor of the scotch.”

Porsche takes his job seriously. He isn’t just a prime bartender because of his looks, he’s good at this. The super nose helps, he picks up on smells humans won’t ever get, but even without that, he likes it. It’s interesting to learn the different mixology theories and understand the way that alcohol and flavors blend and can be enhanced.

The man swirls the scotch in the glass before taking a sniff and finally sipping. Porsche watches him swirl the alcohol in his mouth to get the flavors hidden in the scotch. This man is not an occasional drinker.

“Quite nice,” it’s not a raving review, but then again something tells Porsche he’s used to much higher-end stuff. And if he is who Porsche suspects he is, this kind of scotch wouldn’t make the cut. “What’s your name, young man?”

“Porsche,” He replies, there isn’t much else he can do.

“Ah, so you are who I’m looking for.” A sense of dread washes over Porsche, likely stealing some of the color from his cheeks. “It’s come to my attention that you know my son, Anakinn.”

#fics #kinnporsche #kinnporche the series #vampire!Kinn #werewolf!Porsche #look now its a series #I blame all of you for this #snippet

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michelada12 · 2 years

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Batman (2022) || The Riddler

#batman 2022 #the riddler #edward nashton #my art #fan art #he so silly #I been obsessed with this man for months #i blame all of you for this #riddler fanart #paul dano riddler

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emmaswcns · 2 years

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eddie munson really just crawled right into my mind and decided to live there now

#tumblr made me love him more than i needed to #i blame all of you for this #and i just love him sm okay #eddie munson #stranger things

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 9 months

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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:

15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)

1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.

None of the hijackers were from Iraq.

None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.

None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.

#9/11 #serious post #not a shitpost #this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks #politics #this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it #i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed #because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries #we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government #but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support #so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains #and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel #truth is irrelevant #worse: to the people in charge #truth is a HINDRANCE #'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase #facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations

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inkskinned · 1 year

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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

#this was much longer i had to cut it down for legibility #but i do want to say i am aware this post doesnt touch on human rights violations as a result of fast fashion #that is because it deserves its own post with a completely different tone #i am an environmental educator #so that's what i know the most about. it wouldn't be appropriate of me to mention off-hand the real and legitimate suffering #that people are going through #without doing my research and providing real ways to help #this is a vent post about a thing i'm watching happen; not a call to action. it would be INCREDIBLY demeaning #to all those affected by the fast fashion industry to pretend that a post like this could speak to their suffering #unfortunately one of the horrible things about latestage capitalism as an activist is that SO many things are linked to this #and i WANT to talk about all of them but it would be a book in its own right. in fact there ARE books about each level of this #and i encourage you to seek them out and read them!!! i am not an expert on that i am just a person on tumblr doing my favorite activity #(complaining)#and it's like - this is the individual versus the industry problem again right because im blaming myself #for being an expert on environmental disaster (which is fucking important) but not knowing EVERYTHING about fast fashion #i'm blaming myself for not covering the many layers of this incredibly complicated problem im pointing out #rather than being like. yeah so actually the fault here lies with the billion dollar industries actually.#my failure to be able to condense an incredibly immense problem that is BOOK-LENGTH into a single text post that i post for free #is not in ANY fucking way the same amount of harm as. you know. the ACTUAL COMPANIES doing this ACTUAL THING for ACTUAL MONEY.#anyway im gonna go donate money while i'm thinking about it. maybe you can too. we can both just agree - well i fuckin tried didn't i #which is more than their CEOs can say

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demaparbat-hp · 10 months

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Little Zuzu for an incoming project 🔥

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mintybagels · 3 months

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ahahahah yea i got that real podcast brainrot now folks

#this one and malevolent and wolf 359 and all the ones i listened to in middle school like penumbra and taz #sorry if i start spamming jmart lol #lucy i blame you for this #tma #the magnus archives #magpod #magnus archives #jonathan sims #tw bodyhorror #the archivist

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beadyeyes · 5 months

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#one million #you can blame all the wannabe survivalist fash in the notes for no rbs #just repost it I don't care

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sualne · 11 months

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father.

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#one piece #crocodile one piece #monkey d. luffy #crocodad au #my art #my comic #described in alt text #wanted to show the mortifying ordeal of coming out. especially to tiny kids who dont know too much if at all about transphobia and therefor #have the power to unknowingly obliterate you. some people noticed the 'i killed her' '''joke''' croc did in a previous comic was a ref to #parents who blame their trans kid for 'killing' their real children by being trans. in this au one of the reasons why croc is so #distrustful of others is because he was outed and his family wasnt too epic about it.

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mikonez · 1 month

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going places, doing things, pining on the passenger seat

#listen look at arthur can you blame oscar #hey! 👉🏻👈🏻 whomsoever reads this do you want to mayhaps write some more blindfaith fics?#because I am struggling with the 26 existing ones (ive read them all)#malevolent #malevolent podcast #my art #arthur lester #oscar #blind faith #fanart #art #animation

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taxinealkaloids · 2 years

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i love the tower princes. i love that there’s absolutely no way in hell that this friendship is even remotely good for either of them. love that they assuredly are making each other SO much worse with every second they spend together.

#tlt #the locked tomb #ntn spoilers #my art #anyway ever think about how the empire of the nine houses is pretty much singlehandedly being run by ianthe #and not only are the 2 people who are supposed to outrank her no help at all #they're actually actively detrimental to the empire's functioning as they are both deep in their depression spirals #and won't stop trying to start the apocalypse like they wanna start the apocalypse so BAD!! and ianthe doesn't even want to #be saving the world. girl wants to be villainous. she's stopping the apocalypse with an air of 'UGH i have to do EVERYTHING around here'#you really can't blame her for needing a chew toy. luckily kiriona is right there and she's basically a professional chew toy.#she's used to it. who knows what she'd even do with herself if no one was chomping on her. so it works out!! (not)

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nibeul · 1 year

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jamie lee curtis winning best supporting actress over stephanie hsu for a movie that centered an asian american family and explored familiar ties through that specific lens... ohhh oscars committee when I get my hands on you

#oscars #broke my Oscar hate to reblog ke huy quan back to hating them again #for all u crackers reading this and deciding I'm blaming jlc I wasn't but now I am!!#accidentally deleted the original tag but it said something about not being able to stand jlc now #that's not blaming her that's disliking her you moron. get it through your damn head

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rottmnt-residuum · 8 months

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Part 6 of Arc II (Part 32)

the elevator music is kokomo btw sksksk

⇇ | ⇽ | index | ⇾ (censored) | ⇾ (gore)

#rottmnt #rottmnt leonardo #residuum #rottmnt residuum comic #c #g #tw ptsd #me. naively: this sequence will only take four parts at most! easy #wrong #characters actually have to react to things and you know #have character #i blame my drafting process #also i realized that my natural dry wit and sarcasm a leo joke does not make #this boy is all puns and wordplay #and i am not naturally punny #...is my wordplay too subtle?

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shroomthedecayedfox · 8 months

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Warmth 💤

#fe3h #edelgard #byleth #edeleth #kept seeing this idea on my dash a while back #so i blame this on all of you who gave me brain worms

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buggachat · 7 months

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seeing a lot of talk of the season 5 finale, which is fun, i get that it was controversial (honestly the fact it was really risky is kind of one of the things i like about it lol) and wanting to add my two cents but can't think of much i haven't already said before

but something i do want to emphasize is that season 5 ending on Marinette telling the biggest, boldest faced lie she's ever told (that goes far beyond "protecting her identity") to kick off the Lila arc is by far the coolest thing they could've done imo, because I was not at all excited for the Lila arc before but now I'm totally invested. Now Lila isn't the Evil Liar to be taken down by Good Marinette. Marinette is the liar to be taken down by the very liar that she took down. It's not a story of "defeat that freakishly evil girl" anymore, but instead a story of "Marinette's own actions and decisions coming back to bite her". And the lie itself (WHICH LILA KNOWS IS A LIE!!) only exists because, and is most impactful towards, her relationship with Adrien, which is the core of the series!! I CARE about their relationship, and that's the stakes!!!

I just cannot get over how cool that is, and how much I didn't expect it. I know we all were expecting a big fight with Ladybug and Chat Noir just defeating Gabriel and then watching Chat Noir cry or whatever in the few remaining minutes of screen-time and then it's all over and done with, but that's a series finale. This was a season finale. And they did something really unique and unexpected with it, while making sure it's a juicy season-finale conflict that leaves me actually excited about season 6

also, a side note— I think the framing of the finale made this confusing so I totally get why discussions about it are kind of all over the place, but... 90% of the post-wish stuff we saw had nothing to do with Gabriel at all. It was all Mayor Bustier, who was already running for mayor and wanted to enact green laws and projected to win (she was up against D'Argencourt, the character whose schtick is that nobody ever votes for him in elections). I don't think Gabriel's wish included "Please, Gimmi, I want my son's school teacher to win the mayoral election this year" lol. So a lot of talk of "why is Gabriel's World presented in such a positive light?" is kind of weird to me. That's not Gabriel's World. That's Caline Bustier's. All we know so far about Gabriel's World is that Nathalie is in it and he is not. And frankly, the fact everyone is so happy and cheerful and living it up after his death is more a roast than anything

( also, just a reminder that the presentation of Gabriel's statue— the only scene discussing Gabriel in a positive light by someone In The Know— was done by Tomoe Tsurugi, a series antagonist, vowing to continue his work, with a song in minor key playing in the background. i feel like the question of "was this meant to be unsettling or triumphant?" is pretty obvious. just wanted to remind everyone. also by definition characters cannot celebrate gabriel as a "hero" without in the same breath celebrating monarch's, aka gabriel's, death. yknow? )

#ml s5 spoilers #re-creation spoilers #ml re-creation #recreation spoilers #ml recreation #as w all my posts this really isnt meant to be an invitation for you to tell me what you didnt like about it #i do GET IT because i think this finale was very risky and intentionally controversial so im not surprised/dont blame you if you hate it bu #i've heard a lot of arguments against it and tbh none have been able to change the fact that I actually like it a lot so #idk would probably be more productive to make your own post about it haha #also side note: WOOOOOOO THE MYSTERIOUS WOMAN CONFIRMED TO BE AMELIE WOOOO #me hearing that it was confirmed like ''why am I gasping? i already knew that''

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