Dessert!
(25 Days of Christmas Prompts)
Took a hot minute to think of an idea, but then I did, and now I can't stop cackling about it lmao. May I offer you all some fucking uh, Twin Princes in these trying times? >:).
And sorry for the delay! Got hit with probably strep and have been sprite sleeping all week, I shit you all not 😶
Enjoy!
Dessert
"What in the BLAZES do you THINK you are DOING."
"Apparently a sootier job at sneaking around the ballroom than I thought."
Blaise frowned, crossing his arms and glaring at his twin. He had done his mingling, he had said hi to Mother Nature and the Seasons and the other fancy Legends and Myths and Folktales and Magibeans that were visiting! He had done all the stupid prince soot and thought he had managed to blend into the crowd well enough. He was so close when he felt the magical pull in the air, was TRIPPED by it, and then dragged under the refreshment table really rudely, actually, he thought directly at his twin.
"HEY. It's not as rude as you sneaking around and causing trouble."
"I'm not causing trouble," Blaise insisted, still flat on the floor.
Pyros frowned. He was half sitting, half squatting under the table, his staff laying across his knees, the red gem suspended between the tips of the crescent moon still glowing. "Yes you are."
"No I'm not! You have literally zero proof, Pyros. ZERO."
"You're always causing trouble, and then you get me into trouble!" Pyros hissed. "Stupid. We're the Twin Princes. Whatever you do, I also get blamed for! We're supposed to be refined and charming and soot. Act like it!"
"Act like it," Blaise mocked, blowing a raspberry.
"Seriously?!" Pyros asked. "What is wrong with you."
"Me? What's wrong with me?! What's wrong with you?! You know, you used to be fun."
"Who says I'm not?"
"Me. You. Mom. Literally everyone. You're so serious these days."
Pyros sighed, sitting down with a huff. His staff dissipated. "You know, we're fifteen hundred and twenty-seven, oh brother of mine. Pretty sure that's old enough to smarten up and start getting serious. We're going to blink and Mom and Dad will have to pick one of us to be King next. It's coming up fast, you know."
Blaise wiggled his toes. Then his feet. Magic bindings gone, he sat up, bonking his head on the table.
"Ouch."
"Watch your head."
"Gee, thanks."
"Anytime."
Blaise rubbed his head, the lack of flames once more reminding him how tired he was of all the princely shenanigans. He sighed.
"Aren't you tired of it?" Blaise asked.
"Tired of what?"
"Everything. Tired of the lessons on lessons and the you must hone your warlock craft to be the most powerful rulers you can be and the etiquette and behave like princes and the EVERYTHING?!"
"The Warlock heritage is fascinating. I don't know why you don't like it."
"I am not a thinker, I am a doer."
"I've noticed," Pyros said dryly. "You know, a good King both thinks and does. You should really look into the thinking part."
"All we do is think!" Blaise exclaimed, pulling himself up against the table leg. "Do you know how much thinking I do on the daily to keep up the Prince stuff? SO much thinking. I'm tired of it. I just want to shut my brain off for a bit and do something I like."
"Like what?" Pyros asked, unsure why he was even entertaining his Twin. He slid over, joining his brother against the other table leg, just as hunched over as him. They were getting much too tall for this.
"I want to be able to have my hair lit when we're at these stupid things! I want to be able to use my staff the way I want to, not how Mother deems it appropriate. I want to talk to all of the magibeans in the kingdom, like we're just magibeans! I am tired of all the princely soot, Pyros. Aren't you?"
Pyros frowned, hugging his knees to his chest. "I'll tell you what I am tired of."
"My face? My attitude? My pants untucked from my boots?"
"No. I'm tired of this ball," he admitted, gesturing out beyond the white tablecloth hiding the two princes. "But you should tuck your pants back in, it looks bad."
"You're the one who tripped me," Blaise said, shoving the pants back into his boots and straightening his tunic. "So this is your fault."
"No it's not! It's yours for sneaking around the ballroom like that! What even were you doing?!"
Blaise flushed.
"Oh."
"She was the last person I had to talk to. I save the best for last," Blaise admitted, running his hand through his messy orange hair. "We got to talking about dessert."
"Do you mean like, dessert dessert or like, you know..." Pyros puckered his lips, making horrible smooching sounds.
"Stop it!" Blaise hissed, whacking Pyros's stomach. His twin let out a whoosh, the kissy face smacked right off of him, much to Blaise's delight.
"What, do you not kiss and tell?"
Blaise flushed even more.
"Goddess of the springs, you don't even kiss!"
"Pyros, I will frost you up. Don't test me." Blaise sighed. "Besides. She's one of the SEASONS! I can't just waltz up to her and smooch her. But I want to. Really bad."
"Disgusting."
"Hey. You asked."
"You know, if you were King, you could totally just walk up to her and pucker up."
"That would be an abuse of power if there ever was one. Besides, I think if I even tried to make a move she'd freeze me solid."
"Oh, that'd be nice."
"You are my meanest sibling."
"I am your only sibling."
"And thank the GODS for that."
"Well now you're being rude."
The Twin Princes sat in silence for a bit, listening to the idle chatter around them.
"So. Dessert?"
"Yeah. We were talking about how good it all looked and Winter—"
"—her snowiness."
"Right. Well. She mentioned how good the cupcakes looked. And she's right! They look delicious."
"Right? The icing is sparkling in the light!"
"I know! And they smell tantalizing."
"That's a big word for you, brother," Pyros teased.
"I know some words," Blaise teased back with a sideways smirk.
Pyros chuckled. "You decided, then, 'frost proper protocols, I am going to go over there and steal a cupcake for the lovely snowy season, and I am going to ogle her the entire way so that Pyros notices and stops me before I ruin the banquet for the both of us and get us into trouble, once again'?"
"That is a sooty Blaise impersonation."
"I thought it was rather good, personally."
"No. It sucked."
"You suck."
"YOU suck!" Blaise replied fiercely, his hair briefly lighting up. He sighed, composing himself, the tiny flames going out, his hair smoking. "But yeah, no, that was my plan. Except for that last bit. And I was not ogling her!"
"Yes you were."
Blaise huffed, turning his face away from his brother. "I was not. Eat soot and die, Pyros."
"I hope my pile of ashes trips you," Pyros replied in kind.
"I have decided that if I become King, I am going to change up banquets SO bad," Blaise said, slicing a hand through the air. "None of this 'no eating until specific times' soot, or 'desserts are for decoration' crap. I am going to make it like. Like cocktail hour. Wine AND dine, and if you want to eat a cupcake, you can just EAT IT. No need to wait for the next meal or the masters of the house to go first!"
"That sounds chaotic."
"It sounds ideal. And we would be eating cupcakes right now instead of waiting for the dessert bell, assuming we're even going to get to eat those delectable looking sweets today." Blaise sighed. "What about you?"
"What about me?"
"What would you do?"
"If we weren't royalty?"
"Yeah! If you didn't have the royalty thing to think about, and could just Pyros it up, what would you want to do? What would you do?"
Pyros thought for a moment. "I'd become the greatest Warlock there ever was. I'd learn it ALL. And I'd do it my way. And I'd also light up my hair in the banquet hall, too, I think. I mean, I'm not fond of it but my ponytail would look good on fire. But just that."
"It would look good," Blaise agreed.
"And I'd probably allow free reign of the desserts, too. I'm starving." Pyros frowned thoughtfully in the direction of the desserts. "Tell you what, Blaise."
"What."
"I'll cover for you if and ONLY if you get me a cupcake, too."
Blaise brightened, quite literally. "Really?"
"Really. But it has to be one of the fruity ones. No chocolate or vanilla and if I even see a marble cupcake come my way. I'll loose it. I mean it. I'll blow this banquet hall to smithereens. I'm already this close," he said, pinching his thumb and finger together with barely any space between them.
"You got yourself a deal," Blaise said with a grin, sticking out his hand.
"Good," Pyros said, leaving Blaise hanging as he whipped around. "Now then. Let's go, shall we? We're too old to be crawling under tables," he said, crawling towards the ballroom side.
"Says the guy who pulled ME under the table," Blaise scoffed, following Pyros's lead.
The twins poked their heads out from under the table. Everyone seemed occupied; The Queen was deep in conversation with Mother Nature. The Seasons were close by her, talking amongst themselves. The other Important Magibeans were occupied as well, the King making his rounds with each group. Presently he was with the Queen of the Fairies, the pair laughing up a storm.
"Looks like we're clear," Blaise said, poking back under the table cloth, Pyros following. The pair poked out from the other side of the table, rushing behind one of the exuberant stone pillars and plastering themselves against it.
"So, what's the plan, genius?"
"Illusions," Pyros replied, clapping his hands together and pulling them apart, his staff reappearing.
"Hang on, don't start casting yet. Let me clean us up," Blaise said, twirling his hand and summoning his own staff. He gently tapped the floor, the small blue gem at the centre of the carved flames glowing.
With a WHOOSH, both princes outfits were tidied up. Wrinkles disappeared, dust flying away in the magic gust. Pants were tucked into boots; boots were suddenly looking extra shiny. Tippets were straightened, tunics smoothed out, even their hair was tidied up!
"Nice one," Pyros said.
"I clean up well," Blaise replied with a grin. "Now you can cast! But I'm helping. I'm not having illusion Blaise act the way you did with that bad bad BAD impersonation."
"Like you could do better," Pyros said, standing straight, putting his staff on the ground and eyeing the doors.
"Of course I could, I am me," Blaise replied, mirroring Pyros's stance and ignoring his eyeroll. "And, I can do a much better Pyros impersonation than you can Blaise."
"Oh really?"
"You are being very immature right now, you know. Of course I can. It's not hard," Blaise said with a sniff.
"...okay, that was pretty good."
"I know," Blaise said with a grin. "Ready for dessert?"
"Of course I am," Pyros replied, and with two stony SMACKS, both staffs lit up, and a pair of Twin Princes—looking as regal as can be—came in through the main doors.
"Alright, let's go," Blaise said, shoving his staff behind him, tucked into his belt.
"That's poor staff practise," Pyros said, holding on tightly to his as he sprinted after his brother.
They plastered themselves to the next pillar, the desserts one more pillar away. "You're poor staff practise."
"That doesn't even make sense."
Off to the next one they went, the desserts right in sight.
"Okay, if I sprint, I don't think anyone will see me. I can duck under the table and just—"
"Blaise. Just turn invisible," Pyros said, looking at Blaise like he was the dumbest person alive (which probably he was, Pyros often thought).
"Oh! Oh, I forgot all about that."
"HOW?!" Pyros asked, exasperated. "You literally do it all the time!"
"I don't know! I was so distracted by how I was going to do it that I very briefly lived in a world where we could not do that. Also, you pulled me under a table!"
"That has nothing to do with anything!"
"But I'm still mad about it," Blaise said with a frown, disappearing. "What flavour do you want?"
"Strawberry," Pyros decided. "And make it fast. Mother's looking right at the illusions. Suspiciously."
"Got it," Blaise said, heading towards the dessert table. Invisibly.
Pyros kept his staff tight in his hands, using as much concentration as possible to keep up the illusion twins. He glanced over at the dessert table. A few cupcakes were floating in the air.
"Stupid," Pyros mumbled to himself, tapping the side of his staff. The cupcakes disappeared from view. He glanced back over at the illusion twins. Queen Frost was making her way towards them, all business.
"Frostbite," Pyros hissed. He glanced around, thinking towards Blaise. Mother is heading towards our illusions, move it or loose it Blaise!
I'm moving it! Reconvene where Mom just was?
Sure, Pyros replied mentally, rushing over to the other side of the ball room. Queen Frost had made her way towards the illusions.
They stared at her.
She stared back.
Blaise!
I'm here, I'm here, he replied, becoming visible again. "Just let me do the talking," Blaise said, pulling his staff out from his belt.
"Oh no."
The Blaise illusion grinned, saying something.
Queen Frost's lips met in a tight line. With a wave, she dissipated the illusions. The crowd around them gasped, looking around.
"Boys," Queen Frost said, unamused. "What are you up to?"
Blaise pipped up now, his staff in his hand, just like Pyros's. "Ta-da!" he said loudly, everyone turning to look at the Twin Princes. "Just practising our casting, Mother."
"What a remarkable display of magic! How very well done," Winter said, nudging her sisters.
"Yeah! That was amazing! You can make copies of yourselves? Dang! Nice!" Summer said.
"And handy," Autumn chipped in.
"Bravo!" Spring said, clapping.
Soon enough, the entire hall was clapping, Blaise taking a bow, nudging his twin to do the same.
"Thank you, thank you," Blaise said with a cheeky grin. "We're here all night!"
The crowd disengaged, turning back to their private conversations. Blaise breathed a sigh of relief.
"That was far too close," Pyros said. "Pay up."
Blaise waved his staff. A pink cupcake floated out from behind his back. "As promised, and not marble. So please don't blow us up. And if you do, wait until I finish, please. Now, if you'll excuse me," he said, dissipating his staff in favour of the two remaining cupcakes, and rushing off towards Winter, pulling her aside.
"Gross," Pyros said out loud, peeling the wrapper and taking a bite. He glanced up; the other three seasons were grinning at him, Summer right in front, Autumn and Spring on either side.
"SO," Summer said. "Where's our reward for covering for you two, your royal majesty?"
Pyros sighed. I am going to kill that brother of mine, he thought, as he summoned his staff for round two of operation: dessert.
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"Um,Ryo,wh-whats this exactly?"
When Sukuna places an odd looking mug of dark red liquid in front of you,you feel yourself sweating slightly.
Sukuna merely groans, "right,i forgot."
And then drops three marshmallows in your mug,just the way you like it. You dont know to be touched by how he remembers the way you like your hot chocolate,or be scared of what the suspicious red liquid is made of.
"no i-" you smile awkwardly, "thank you,but that wasn't what i meant."
"you want more?"
"no!" You sniff the mug slightly and frown, "what is this,Ryo?"
Sukuna sips his own drink without much care in the world,and takes a sit across yours.
"blood,what else?"
When he sees the color drain from your face, suddenly,he starts cackling like a maniac.
"oh shit- you should see the look on your face!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS IN THIS DRINK RYO!?"
He doesnt stop his cackling,only wiping tears away from his eyes as he looks at you with mirth.
"taste it, you'll figure it out."
You give him a face, "heck no!"
"babe,its not blood-"
"how the fucking can i trust you!!!"
Sukuna just laughs and drinks his streaming, whatever,and shrugs.
"then you'll never know."
When you watch the small marshmallows starting to melt in your own drink,you give it one more sniff before taking the smallest sip you could.
And when the sweet taste of chocolate burst on your tongue,you let out a surprised sound and glare at Sukuna.
"Red velvet chocolate? seriously?"
"what?you expected it to really be blood? seriously?what am i,a demon or something?"
You snort and drink your hot chocolate happily.
"nah, you're a curse. The king of them actually."
"yeah yeah,funny."
And when you watch the snow fall from outside your window,you smile and turn toward your boyfriend with an innocent grin.
"so,can i have another mug?"
And when Sukuna places your second mug in front of you with four marshmallows on top this time,you cant help but to think that its the best hot chocolate you've ever drank in your entire life.
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