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before we even started we argued if spaghetti are a dish or the noodle. send ask to chara and frisk blog please xD

last time, wheatley shared feelings and senna didnt handle it well!

android 'well that went well' thanks buddy. wheatley is making pathetic noises behind a tree hes so upset. 'you'll just make fun of me!' 'your not wrong, but tell me anyway.' 'i told them how i feel please dont make fun of me right now do that later.'

zen sighs and goes after senna. parsley and teya are still blue screening lol. he barely finds her curled under a tree, head in lap. he tries to get her attention. 'you good dog?' she muffled tells him to leave her alone.

zen sits by her patiently. sennas crying slowly dies down, lots of sniffling. she rubs her eyes and apologizes for running off. he says its fine and it was a lot from wheatley.

meanwhile parsley goes to talk to wheatley. 'you alright?' 'i feel better now that-' he points to android lol. parsley squints at android 'you feel better because android talked to you?' wheatley nods lol. parsley keeps squinting at him. 'do we mean the same person?' 'i want to be friends with all of you. as im sure you can tell.' but he retracts in on himself. he apologizes for violating their boundaries since people dont get so attached so fast. parsley feels awkward. 'its fine?' hes so awkward lol. parsley says nice talking to ya and he walks away lol. SP is so sad 'family broke?'

back to zen and senna! zen says 'it mustve been a lot knowing how much you mean to wheatley. i know you didnt react very well to it but i want your thoughts on it.' senna sighs. 'its not natural, not to organics. i know he wasnt lying, and that scares me the most.' 'it scares you how much he cares about you. do you feel you dont deserve it?'

senna looks at zen surprised, then looks down ashamed. 'i dont think wheatley fully understands whats happening here.' 'you can try, hes very willing to listen.' senna buries her face in her hands. 'i feel like were taking advantage of his...naivetity. he might feel compelled to be our 'friends' because of his loneliness.' 'that invalidates how he feels. he sees you as friends, being alone doesnt make his feelings anymore valid than someone you've known for longer. perhaps in time we will see how he feels later with compansionship once hes in the network. for now, dont disregard it so quickly. give him the chance, if for his sake not yours.'

senna sighs and stands up 'i know, its not fair to him.' 'what will you do now?' 'i must speak to him. its important to speak to him about. hes worth speaking to.' 'hopefully we can be friends as well!' senna snorts at this, cheering up a little.

meanwhile, wheatley and SP are pacing lol. zen and senna run into teya! she came looking for senna awww. he says teya is a good friend. senna looks so guilty and looks down she feels so bad sksksk. teya walks back with us. they get back to the path pog. parsley is patting SP on the head nice.

android asks senns if shes done with her little fit. teya sends a message to senna but she doesnt respond. wheatley hits android telling him not to be mean to senna. wheatley looks at senna but then looks away. 'h-hello, are you feeling better?' senna chews on her lip, thinking. wheatley steps back. senna takes a deep breath and steps forward. 'you and i need to talk.' she motions for him to follow and they step from the group a little.

wheatley looks so scared. 'im not angry and it was very sweet of you to share your feelings with us.' wheatley nods. 'i dont think you love me, not truly. love for me takes time, patience, work.' wheatley is stimming oh no. senna begins pacing. 'i am uncomfortable with how you feel. we havent known each other very long.' wheatley shrinks a little so senna walks forward and softens her tone. 'i do wanna be your friend, i promise. i wanna work on that with you.' senna opens for a hug and he does. 'if your ever unsure where our friendship is, im willing to connect to the network and you can feel my true feelings.' wheatley says she doesnt have to reciprotrate but she says she wants too one day.

SP trungles over and hugs senna's leg. senna smiles softly and pats them on the head. wheatley picks up SP and they go rejoin the group. (wheatley is taking the worse mental options about this oh no)

something glowing blue is coming toward us from the forest! battle positions! its spingledorf! or something that looks like him? see-through and glowing blue? he looks exhausted and asks for our assistance. senna pokes him but it goes through him. a projection! he says hes stuck oh no. he goes from super old to super young then back to normal. 'that artifact i went looking for? doesnt like me very much.' android groans and doesnt want us helping him cause crazy shit happens. lead the way spingledorf!

in a clearing is an old ruined temple. big square pyramid temple with an hourglass on top. 'i disabled the traps dont worry.' in the opening theres a bunch of broken traps lol. goddamn indianna jones. parsley teases wheatley with a dead snake. then he throws one at teya.

we get to the central chamber. a giant hourglass surrounded by giant stone rings. spingledorfs body floating next to it, glowing blue. a stasis? before spingledorf can say anything, parsley walks up and tries to smash it. it glows brightly and parsley starts floating. dumbass. spingledorf needs us to get near it as well. teya's like okie dokie. parsley is still conscious lol. teya starts glowing and floating.

zen shrugs, grabs android, and drags him into it! wheatley noticably steps back, hesistant. spingledorf assures him its safe, depending on where we end up. senna and wheatley hop in. the artifact emits an expanding field and the world changes around us. we drop to the ground.

its a burning town! people impaled on spikes! the symbol from the fish villiage! senna is gritting her teeth hard unhappily. then the world warps. its another burning place! someplace teya recognizes! firbolgs running! then scene change! suddenly in a nice wheat field. a bunch of old rusted constructs. wheatley makes a loud noise and runs forward a little. 'this is where i woke up!'

spingledorf is out of statis too hes just exhausted but normal. 'the artifact is currently looking through our personal historys for somewhere to hide. it had trouble with me since im not from here.' it cuts out of the field and now its a magical forest. the feywilds. a castle. parsley goes 'ah shit.' we see parsleys mother come out! before parsley can act the world changes again. it shines bright enough to blind us then disappears.

were in a BIG kingdom. wheatley is established to some sort of connection? just people talking not like the network. wheatley is making concerned noises. 'um hello, who is this?' someones talking to him! the city is pretty advanced. sci-fi meets medieval. bunch of constructs that look like wheatley! wheatley grabs the nearest person and just starts dragging them out of the street. its parsley. 'i dont think you should use my name here' oh no wheatley. 'follow me.'

spingledorf says this isnt wheatleys history, this is someone elses, cause he wouldnt be here if it was. time for a head count! android is gone oh no this is his history. spingledorf says nothing we do here will affect the future its in a seperate bubble. but the person whos missing will be doing their normal role as they were here and they probably wont remember. we gotta find the artifact. android wont know or remember us. wheatley says hes probably beyond our reach, cause he wasnt made here.

we hear a voice 'who are you?' oh fuck baby android. hes wearing robes. 'are you new to the city?' teya used hidden step to hide lol. senna stammers for a moment then says 'y-yes i am.' 'welcome to the holy city of the god of constructs!' senna is bewildered and shakes his hand. parsley also greets android and tries to get his name. android still knows fey trickery lol and says no. but he does tell us his name anyway. Gen. Short for Genesis.

senna side eyes zen who just shrugs. he wasnt here for this. he looks at the both of us and is surprised to see zen. 'ah another one to add to the family!' oh no! BIG HUG AAAA!!! 'theres only a handful of us right now but its good to have another to the family. and your so advanced!' zen is so awkward. gen likes the additional arms lol. senna and wheatley are blue screening lol. teya pops out, hiding behind senna a little lol. 'oh i didnt notice you! pleased to meet all of you! what are your names?' senna introduces herself and teya. wheatley manages to say his name is wheatley and says he chose the name himself.

android gives wheatley a questioning look and asks his designation. oh no. wheatley stutters he had a malfunction and cant remember anything. 'you should seek out repairs immediately, why are you out here?' 'i am a support unit, to aid my unit mates by casting spells to help their offensive abilities.' 'ah your one of THOSE units arent you?' he says he knows they need these units thanks to THEM but he doesnt like it. 'i am right here sir.' 'dont call me sir im not one of your commanders.' android says to take wheatley for repairs and to give us the tour.

SP rolls up and hugs androids leg. 'its been too long since ive had repairs.' The City Of Novis. spingledorf whispers to us that we can still die here, so behave. wheatley gives parsley a stern glare. android also tells us to behave or else security will interfere. senna asks him to tell her the history of the city.

he doesnt know much before his god took it, but it is very advanced and technological. god took a liking to the people here and decided to guide them and teach them. they made robots like wheatley, not android. theres a great church where the organics worship the god. its nice for him to watch their achievements. he was ecastatic to see them make robots. he doesnt consider them alive though. wheatley angrily shouts that hes RIGHT here. parsley comments hes an asshole.

he says they only mimic. wheatley is vibrating in rage. senna stands defensively in front of wheatley. teya switches subjects and says god must be happy to have made android. senna grabs wheatleys hand. 'so what is your god like?' android of course starts gushing. wheatley speaks up he wants to get repaired soon. we see robots like wheatley just doing various jobs. and some humans!

as we pass we hear conversations. a construct is badly damaged and is being going to be fucking scrapped. 'understood i will shut down immediately.' wheatley has a thousand yard stare. his eye has a new pattern. its fuzzy. teya sends a message to wheatley reminding him this isnt real. senna has a super fake smile plastered on. 'does it matter?' says wheatley.

android points out a big bulky robot like wheatley saying its an enforcer. 'unregistered personal detected. identify yourselves immediately.' android says they are with him. it stands down and goes back into patrol mode. yep dont cause trouble. spingledorf reminds us its not an illusion. wheatley is still watching the enforcer.

we get to a massive building. he wants to just leave wheatley here. wheatley says he was escorting us and wants to stay with us. android says he should just explain his objective, unit. wheatley says his memory got messed up. 'i cant believe they let a damaged unit escort them, but fine.' bunch of humans repairing robots and stuff.

android approaches and says wheatley needs repairs. he says wheatleys design is unusual. newer. cant believe its already damaged. HE SHUT HIM OFF! senna is gripping the wrists of teya and parsley. he hooks something into wheatleys head. 'wow thats a lot of corrupted memory wtf has it been through.' android shrugs and says it was escorting us. the human asks if we registered yet. android says were with him so its fine.

teya says he came to us this way. 'who was his handler?' hes only been around for 9 days now and id prefer if he wasnt altered too much.' parsley speaks up 'we brought him to be repaired. and its classified information.' senna speaks up and appears elegantly noble. parsley and teya are her underlings and that the info IS classified. accepted good. 'what are these time stamps?' so much is wrong. most is corrupted beyond repair. 'i would prefer you did not. any changes could make him less useful to me.' 'so your his handler?' teya speaks up that shes keeping it on the downlow. 'im surprised the military isnt on the field but whatever.'

he fixed what he could without a reset and offers to fix the eye. senna goes and inspects all the eyes. senna scoffs and says none of them are good enough. one has circuits goddamn. senna looks over at zen but he shrugs but a small thumbs up. we take the circuit eye. all done! he offers to clean it but senna says itll get dirty again anyway.

turned on! now we go on our way. teya tries to ask about artifacts but parsley elbows her in the ribs. too hard. teya gets shoved way back but senna catches her. the guy says parsley is really strong. 'handlers will you please act more professional.' wheatley is so done with us. senna gives parsley a death stare 'i will see you in my office later.'

he notices SP. parsley says its a classified experiment. wheatley says its a prototype and picks up SP. senna says he cant look at it as its not for public use. parsley tries to get the guys name goddammit. android steps in 'stop causing trouble.' senna messages wheatley what happaned.

as we walk we see cafe's and stuff. android asks why we lied, why are we here. wheatley says he didnt wanna be reset. teya says he shouldnt have to know. android says if were here to harm his god itll be a problem. wheatley pulls out his token and shows it to android. he knows his god touched it somehow but isnt sure what it is. wheatley says god gave them to us. parsley says were on a mission from god but were not supposed to talk about it. teya says were not here for a fight, we just wanna go home.

he tosses the token back to wheatley and just looks pissed. he says he would know about it. now hes circling us. parsley says we have to finish our mission first and its top secret. wheatley asks android to connect him in. oh god. but theres no connection here. welp were fucked. he pulls out a device to speak to his god. wheatley clicks his own token. it makes a ping and a projection. its a man in a lab coat. oh god robot god it works here wtf.

'who is this how did you get this connection, this isnt registered.' 'will you allow us to explain?' android is baffled. 'ill give you a chance to explain.' teya says he will know us just not yet. yep from the future, on a mission from him. wheatley keeps speaking. us champions. to fight a threat. controlling robots. he stops him. 'wait, zorbolt? your accusing the king of these crimes?' king?! wheatley says he has no memory of a king. WHEATLEY DISAPPEARS!

hes standing before robot god! parsley presses his token but no response. teya holds her crystal and faces android.

robot god asks if wheatley is speaking the truth. yep. wheatley says he doesnt remember this place at all and we got sent here by an artifact and we have to find it so we can go back home. if we dont go back then zorbolt will win and hes turning robots against him. he grabs wheatleys hand. way more intense energy. the will of god as he looks through his being. he finally lets go 'so what you say is true.' he hasnt seen the artifact but will have gen help us. wheatley thanks him and he gets a fond look awwwww. HE HUGS WHEATLEY AWWWW. and asks him to forgive android.

wheatley is back yay! senna asks if hes ok and he says he feels a little better. he turns to android and says 'well?' androids device ping and god tells him to help us. hes told its complicated and to just help for now. wheatley tells android he can believe what he wants, just dont say it to his face.

android says were gonna ask the king for help. spingledorf says it has a giant hourglass and a bunch of disks. he also says he wanted the device to help teya. and to help stabilize that rift. going back there made him realize how much he missed them awww. he will reward us for the trouble when were done.

were heading toward a big castle. a big ass antenna. android gets pinged by another robot. it says the king ordered an assault on another kingdom! the army was defensive only! against the noble ember?! we head toward the castle.

parsley turns to senna and squints at her but shes right behind android. teya and zen try to make wheatley go forward. hes freaking out. 'you cant stop this it already happaned.' he says he needs to stop her? zen tells him whoever it was they died long ago. he looks off into the distance and starts walking.

we barge into the throne room. the king looks like cave johnson lol. android yells at zorbolt. teya whispers to parsley if killing him now counts. 'oh you mean zorbolt not android.' guys please.

zorbolt is caught offguard a moment and says he has to expand his kingdom if he wants to combat the noble ember. android says the robots were for defending novis only. 'why shouldnt i dammit?! we need to take the fight to them!' 'you wont be using the constructs god showed you how to make to kill innocents!' 'the winners decide who the innocents are.'

android is pinged again. its god and hes pissed. parsley: is that god? holy shit. god yells at zorbolt. he yells back. 'im done working under you! im the damn king and we dont need you anymore! our robots are better!' parsley thinks their exes. his strange crown pulses and he commands his royal units to seize us!

android immediately manages to kill a bunch of them?! he points a sword at the king. 'how dare you defy our god?!' roll initiative!

teya sets a robot on fire. the king says their fire resistant and he calls us idiots. senna witchbolts the same robot. no effect? darn immune to lightning too. he pulls out the fucking artifact goddammit. spingledorf says he can totally use it but parsley makes him shut up. zen punches the same robot. we made raz lower the ac cause he didnt fucking see it before jesus. only one hits. parsley enters a rage and uses wild magic! whenever something hits him they take psychic damage, then he chucks a javelin into its head. missed. then sword.

the king keeps trying to make the artifact work. a blue beam goes out and hits teya and she looks smaller and alive. oh god is she a kid?! senna gets shocking bolted dammit. but they miss lol. teya is under attack! frick. wheatley casts sanctuary on teya. teya is back under attack dammit. missed tho! the king orders whoever built the robots to miss to be executed. he also asks why wheatley and SP are defective. wheatley yells he will never be one of his again. the crown pulses again dammit. wheatley resists whatever the crown was trying to do to him. 'fuck you!' yeah get his ass wheatley! spingledorf splashes acid on a robot pog.

teya does big psychic damage nice then she turns invisible. senna uses frost but its resistance. zen hits once and gives them some dents. the king crowns again dammit. wheatley resists again fuck yeah. he fiddles the artifact again and hits senna but she looks the same. elves live a long time lol. android yells at the king to cease. the king orders the assault goddamn. parsley reckless attacks cool. hit one.

spingledorf gets multiattacked but he reacts and uses multishield. android charges the king and shoots the crown! all the constructs in the castle seem to break free. the robot android is stabbing is afraid and says it doesnt wanna die. the robots we were fighting stop and drop. 'its going...dark.' android is in disbelief. senna is covering her mouth shes so sad. his regret. android is freaking out. the crown kept them alive. now android is fucking enraged. no wonder he hates organics. 'why give them feelings only to supress them?!' he wanted them to think but not freely. 'you damn organics.' oh no its starting.

wheatley picks up one of the robots greatswords and starts screaming and charges at the king! the artifact blasts at wheatley but parsley flies in to block it! failed! wheatley is rusting away FUCK. he keeps moving forward. 'this is for chell!' bits are falling off as he keeps trying to get at him. android cuts the kings hand off, refusing to let him kill another robot. a giant hand comes from the sky and all the constructs stop moving.

wheatley....also shuts off. if we get the artifact, it will be undone. but...the king vows revenge. he pushes a button and disappears. theres a big boom. theres a big army with the noble ember symbol. their assaulting the city. people screaming in the streets.

spingledorf grabs the artifact. wheatley is back to normal but hes still off. senna scoops him up, horrified. were back to the temple. android is there shocked. wheatley finally comes online. wheatley asks if we killed him, even if it didnt matter. senna lies and says yes. android is having a moment and grabs wheatley and asks if hes ok. wheatley tackles him in a hug and sobs. android apologizes to him for the words he said. then he realizes where and when he is and cuts all of that off.

senna kneels down by wheatley, unsure how to help. wheatley suddenly clicks his token. he lost connection with android and zen. wheatley is just sobbing and tries to explain, to ask about his friend. 'slow down wheatley.' zen walks over and brings wheatley into the network. god is very confused and ashamed.

'so you saw.' wheatley finally breaks down. his handler. his friends. all gone. god says he had to or more would have died. hes also frustrated that zorbolt somehow survived. the place were going is the old ruins of that kingdom. 'i hate that place.' wheatley says he will kill him with his own bare hands, then hes coming home.

god apologizes for lying to us. senna barely restrains her sobs and shakes her head. teya nods in understanding. he asks if we will continue the quest. parsley says someone needs to kill the bastard, might as well be us. teya says consider him dead. senna gives a hearthy thump on the front of her armor. 'take care of him' wheatley and gen. wheatley asks android if he wants him to forget his name. he doesnt wanna be called by that old name anymore. 'were all dead anyway.' yowch. zen goes to comfort android. he tells him to forgive himself. he asks us to be kind to him. then hes gone.

parsley says he will go set up camp and walks out, kinda awkward. spingledorf puts the artifact away and says they can use his magic mansion if needed. wheatley is hesistant. turned down now hes sad. wheatley totally distrusts him sad! he leaves in the doors. teya goes to fuck off in the woods. senna says a prayer for the long departed.

elder your time is come now I am filled with sorrow weary eyes need resting heart has become grey and slow in waking sleep is freedom

we sing, rejoice we tell the tales we laugh and cry we love one more day

#senna #dnd #dnd adventures

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narcolini · 1 year

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Oh you KNOW I had to do it to em picks some of the most tormenting questions alongside some of the nicer ones

😅 What's a story or scene you've created that you're a smidge embarrassed exists?

✨ Give you and your writing a compliment. Go on now. You know you deserve it. 😉

🙋‍♀️ Do any irl people know you write fanfic?

💖 What made you start writing?

🧠 Pick a character, and I'll tell you my favorite headcanon for them. - Kitty (since he's on ur mind lately)

😅: omg.. thats a hard one a-oh no its not LMAO my first ever fanfic i ever posted ever. i despise it i hate it im mortified by it and i would delete it entirely from the internet if people didnt so frequently message me about loving it so. this is my curse to bare now ( i just dont think its good at all, it makes me cringe severely)

✨: i think i'm very good at realistic dialogue :3

🙋‍♀️: oh so many SKSKSK i gave up hiding that a good few years ago. ive found people are absolutely incapable of making fun of you for it if you talk about it in a certain way so, im always on twitter talking about my silly little stories and things + in friend groups theres regular 'what are you writing?' 'narcos fanfic' exchanges so

💖: in general ive no idea, ive been writing since i can remember, for fanfic it was literally because i didnt like any of the tommy shelby stuff i was finding so i just decided to write what i wanted to read and here we are

🧠: omg kitty... ponders.... god im such a thief because all i can think about now is how @cositapreciosa said he needs glasses but never wears them and just squints instead because i love that image so much SKKSKSSK iive no idea why i just love the thought of it. dumbass cant even read the board in lectures uno. OMG maybe those tinted sunglasses he wears are actually prescription and thats why hes always pissin wearing them lmao im snorting

#ask game #thankuuuu smooched

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z-iridest · 2 years

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thank you for the headcanons lovely! i very much enjoyed them <3 i NEED more details on the whole rivals to friends to lovers thing with Duke 👁👁 (bonus points if the reader is confident, witty, and has that “im attractive and i know it” attitude like he does… just not in a cocky asshole way like him 💀)

(You have officially exposed yourself, Riri! Lmao girl I see your emojis! Not a bad idea though, it's gonna be interesting)

Dating Duke Devlin- Confident, Witty, GN version:

Listen, this boy's hot and he knows it, darling. He revels in the attention he gets.

So, imagine his surprise when the most attractive student at his new school flat out rejects his ass.

You were attractive and you knew it, but you lived by one mantra, "I know my value. Anyone else's opinion doesn't matter."

You caught Yugi and the gang's attention on your first day, and became friends with them after a couple friendly duels (Female reader: Téa was just relieved to have another girl in the group)

Pretty much every student but your friend group was trying to get with you, love notes, confessions, the whole shebang. So, it didn't surprise you when the new kid strutted over to you to ask you out.

"Hey, beautiful, wanna feel my shirt? It's made out of boyfriend material." Cue the flirty wink... He waited with this cocky little smirk. This mf thinks he's soooo suave. Lucky for you, you had a comeback.

"Funny, it feels like it's clingy and hard to maintain."

Tristan and Joey both lost it, howling in laughter. You smirked, watching as Duke struggled to make a comeback. It was fun making pretty boys like him squirm, and it helped that it was making your friends laugh.

"Damn, baby, is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"Actually, I think it's you." You leaned in close, letting him think he'd won for a split second. Just as he leaned in to kiss you, you pressed a finger to his lips. "Because you just crashed and burned."

Yugi snorted, breaking his composure. Three down, one to go. Duke blinked before shaking it off. One more should get you...

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Nope... But it did hurt crawling up from hell."

Aaaand Téa lost it. Mission on entertaining your friends while turning down a cocky guy like Duke? Accomplished. You left with your friends howling with laughter, walking away with your head held high as Duke stared after you, dumbfounded.

Buuuut, he only took your rejections as a challenge.

For the next several months, you built up a rivalry with Duke, the whole thing kicking off when Duke put Joey in that dog costume and made him act like a dog. You were disgusted, and you actually went to charge him, but Tristan grabbed you and held you back.

You were more than a little happy when Yugi beat Duke, the whole thing being televised and showing Duke for the jerkwad he was acting like.

The months that followed were witty banter, flirting on Duke's part, comebacks on yours

In fact, you guys went back and forth so much, the gang started calling you guys and old married couple

They were mostly just teasing you, but sksksk

But, over the whole rivalry, Duke got to see what you were like.

He fell for you initially for your looks, but man, were you goregous inside too....

You were nothing like the fangirls that went everywhere with him before he met you. You were confident, you were sassy (even with Kaiba, and he thought that was just freaking hilarious seeing that 6 foot tall giraffe boy gets roasted by someone shorter/taller than him)

Duke grew to love everything about you, and after a couple years, the two of you became good friends

As much of a flirt as he was, when someone else did it to you and got aggressive with it, here comes Duke, swooping in pretending to be your boyfriend and scare the creep senseless so they'd back off.

He was there for you through everything: Cheering you on during your ups, comforting you with your downs, even making you laugh so hard some days, whatever you were drinking would come out your nose while he frantically asked if you were okay

But, about 3 years into this whole dynamic, you realized you were falling for Duke during a talk with Téa

She teased you for a solid minute before telling you to tell Duke how you felt, to trust your heart

And, risking looking like a total simp, that's exactly what you did.

"You already know how I feel about you, Y/N, that's not gonna change. More importantly, I want you to be comfortable around me, okay? You call the shots, as long as you want me, I'm staying right here."

Once the two of you started dating, you bet your ass all the fangirls got jealous, but when Duke lays down the law, he lays down the law. None of them would do anything to hurt you, and after a couple months of watching Duke with you, they actually liked the two of you being together.

I'm a firm believer of Duke using the nicknames "Doll", "Cher" or "Shortcake" (the last one if you're shorter than him)

Duke might be flirty, but he's also a gentleman with you

Holding doors, kisses to the back of the hand, the whole deal

Hey, only the best for you

Date nights usually consist of nights on the town or just chilling at his shop playing Dungeon Dice Monsters

By the time graduation rolls around, you and Duke are still together and going strong

After all, Duke Devlin is a man of his word

#yu gi oh dating #dating Duke Devlin #Duke Devlin x GN reader #Flirts and Witty Comebacks #totally didn't look up pickup lines and witty comebacks for this

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taonpest · 1 year

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You been snorting late 90s/2000s anime since you were a wee petit enfant and now your anatomy is just like that™ but you're so cool for it. You also probably were (maybe still are?) into colored pencils and felt-tip pens, especially the neon ones.

What do you mean "your anatomy is just like that™️ but you're so cool for it".

(Affectionate)

It may come as a surprise but I don't watch anime! And the like. 4 anime I watched are from the 2010s sksk I used to read manga when I was a pre-teen but I never really took inspiration from them (except saint seiya when it comes to armors because they're cool)

But you're right about the felt-tip pens! Loved them when I was a kid. I believed in pens supremacy, hated colored pencils because the results weren't as vibrant as the pens' (especially when you're a kid that does not know how to use them properly sksksk)

#I know that my anatomy is uh. kinda quirky but hey I've been «««studying»»» anatomy for less than a year #and I've made some great fucking progress tbh *kiss my biceps as I pose*#(you did not hurt my feelings don't worry <3)

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star-mum · 1 year

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OKAY I SAW YOUR TAGS ON THAT CONNER POST AND OMG

I watched YJ before I watched Titans, so I got way more used to the YJ version of Conner before Titans - and I don't know which version I like more because they're both so different.

They way I think of it is that YJ Conner is like a 30 year old man. Wally, Dick, and Kaldur are teenagers who (while they can be serious) wanna goof off and have fun, especially Wally, so he is immediately a stark contrast to their group because being in the tube aged him fucking 20 years and he acts like he has seen things and lived through a fucking world war. He acts like your cranky, worn out dad. And I find it really amusing, because he was technically born yesterday, but he doesn't act like it.

And I was half expecting Titans Conner to be the same way. But they fucking flipped the script and made him a toddler baby. So all his peers are teens and 20 somethings (and somewhat older) and he acts the youngest and has the youngest "mind" out of all of them. (Which makes me cringe at some storylines he was given in S3) - but like, I love him. I love him making hotdog puns and literally glowing with a smile at the world. He is so fucking adorable. Him eating cereal out of a fucking giant salad bowl will never not be my favourite thing ever.

So idk which version of the character is my favourite, because the shows approach him so differently

(also, I did see the message you sent me and I was fucking snorting with laughter while reading it half-asleep this morning. I am gonna answer it later <33)

I REALLY LIKE DUMD/BABY/PUPPY CONNER !! HE MAKES ME HAPPY !!

But i also remember liking YJ!Conner being all angsty like sksksks somehow BRUCE “BATMAN” WAYNE IS A BETTER FUCKING DAD THAN SUPERMAN ?????

I can’t remember much from the show, it’s been a while since i watched it BUT honestly watching Titans makes me want to go back and pick up all the DC shit i was into (mostly TT and YJ — but also some older cartoons — mostly Krypto sksksk sorry)

AND ngl there is very little stopping me from turning my ALREADY red and black theme into a Red Hood/Jason Todd one 👀👀 THOUGHTS ARE BEING THUNK

#also absolutely no worries about the ask #PLEASE answer it whenever you feel its best

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wishful-soda · 2 years

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OKAY GIRL I REEMPHASISE: THE CHAPTER WAS PERFECT

Obviously don’t answer this too soon re: spoilers

my overall thought is that it PERFECTLY showed the progression in how they feel/think about each other without being too explicit like you just subtly showed it in actions/words and that’s what made it SO chefs kiss my GOD

my quick summary is to share the 3 moments where i went from smiling so wide while reading to jaw dropped on the floor:

1. you’re harder to hate than you think you are- DID HE RLY JUST ADMIT THAT TO HER imo that’s one step from him admitting to himself he loves her like my GOD

2. CHRISTIAN HORNER. TEAM PRINCIPAL. Ma’am i CACKLED i cannot BELIEVE u did this it’s the best thing to ever happen to me i SWEAR

3. Alright there’s a new purpose now…. THEY WAY HE JUST CHANGED THE TONE SUCCESSFULLY AND MADE IT SIGNIFICANT I DIED. how did you successfully craft this transition it was too perfect

THOSE ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVE MOMENTS

Other thoughts are:

THE FACT CHARLES WAS LIKE OH I KNOW WHO WILL MAKE HER FEEL BETTER like. 6 months ago people would have made them avoid each other to not get more pissed off but NOW they’re so damn OBVIOUS (i mean charles knows they’re fucking but to know they will bring each other a better MOOD is just SO MUCH SKSKSKS)

I know we saw the ~more obsessed with her than i am~ line in the WIP game but it still hit. SO. hard.

i laughed out loud at “that they’re a shit couple and no one thinks they’re good together” and max’s response was so max like i could HEAR it in his voice

i also snorted at daniel “it’s pretty big” at the hickey…. cocky son of a bitch… actually just that whole scene is cocky son of a bitch… and i LOVED IT esp w the whole backwards hat image going on

daniel is literally INCAPABLE of paying attention to anything but charles hands and movements like this is a NEW level of jealousy…. i wish him good luck in the coming chapters sksksks. But it hurts my physically the way he just loses all anger when she smiles at him like JESUS he is in so deep he’s gotta admit that to himself (more on this later but he pretty much has admitted it he just hasn’t SAID it to himself he is SO close to figuring it out and i for one can’t wait)

AND MAX FINALLY USED HIS EYES AND FINALLY REALISED DANIEL IS ATTRACTED TO HER!!! good on ya max :)

trying not to over comment here but i love every bit of it jsyk why i can’t stop

ok we carry on:

“you don’t need to remind me that you hate me” :(((((((((((( i cry

the WAY they’re just. chatting in the alleyway just HOLDING each other. and they’re gonna tell me they’re not in love? IDIOTS I HATE THEM I LOVE THEM

THEY TRUST EACH OTHER. that’s a HUGE deal maam i love that u included that 😭😭😭😭😭

using the blow job idea for a reassurance thing…… absolute GENIUS my GOD it was perfection

“angry rough and manly revenge fyck” IS THE FUNNIEST LINE EVER daniel laughing and giving up is so in character i love them.

THE INTERLACING FINGERS MOTIF STRIKES AGAIN AND IT HITS EVERY TIME

and lastly he ADMITTED he is trying to get her to like him…. which is admitting basically that he already likes her (not just doesn’t hate her) ITS RLY HAPPENING HERE!!! and i DIED my heart was POUNDING at this moment

ANYWAYS, final thoughts:

the way she was using their enemy start as a barrier and now he took down the first layer (their meeting) there are LESS REASONS TO NOT BE IN LOVE NOW!!!! you are perfectly stripping down the layers of the walls between them until it will be undeniable for them and that’s why you’re the best fic author on this site! i said what i said!

 thanks for another AMAZING chapter i cannot WAIT for more!!!!! you are BEYOND appreciated i hope you know that 🥹😭🤘🏼

GIRL.

Okay listen; I fucked around with the moment where he pivots the purpose of the moment for SO LONG and I literally was so anxious about it, like I felt it was too...idk meh. So when you tell me that I pulled it off? STOP I'LL CRY 😭

Also I love that you mentioned Max's response to Daniel's "They're a shit couple" comment because I stg I HEARD Max's voice in my head as I wrote that, like his laugh and the way he says 'mate', it was literally just an audio in my brain so so I'm so glad that it came across the way I was hearing it.

AND YES. Max finally opened his damn eyes. I feel like Daniel doesn't even realize how obvious he's being now, he thinks he's still playing it lowkey and that he's got everyone fooled and in reality the only person he's got fooled is himself 😏

Listen I've come to grips that girly pop just expresses lots of her emotions with blowjobs ok? She's all about that 🙇‍♀️

ALSO; when he breaks and starts laughing and gives up, omg I felt like it was so Daniel so I love that you caught that too!

Y'all are gonna get tired and fed up with the hold holding I swear because I'm obsessed with it.

"the way she was using their enemy start as a barrier and now he took down the first layer (their meeting) there are LESS REASONS TO NOT BE IN LOVE NOW!!!!" BESTIE YOU'VE GOT IT NAILED. Homegirl knows that as soon as there's no more reasons to hate him she's going to fall HARD and she's flipping the fuck out.

THANK YOU SO MUCH BBY!!! I seriously look forward to your thoughts and comments every time I post and get super stoked when I see you in my notifications. I LOVE YOU AND APPRECIATE YOU MORE THAN YOU KNOW 😭😘😘🥰🥰

#sotd spoilers #speak of the devil spoilers

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dnd adventures 37

tori and cam are eeby deeby! dess is back though! suzy and inferno are unsupervised while were landing. oh no. they land on their faces. frog waves bye to tori and cam and waves hi to dess.

suzy grabs inferno and starts running, its time for chaos. undyne chases them they cant be allowed unsupervised. kris asks if this is normal and dans says "hes evil and shes prebuscent." undyne whistles and summons soupnik to swoopdown and grabs them in his claws.

suzy elbows kris and demands they get a dragon, again. kris just snorts. soupnik drops them by undyne lol. shes so mad lol. suzy books it again oh no. charity also flees lol. heres comes soupnik! they only grab inferno lol. he goes REALLY high in the sky oh no. HE DROPS HIM! before he hits soupnik catches him and sets him by undyne. frog wants to do that lol.

kris tells dans his kids are funny lol. 'their not my kids but they may as well be.' vani huffs and goes to find lil suzy. shes chilling in a tree. vani is making sad noises and climbs up the tree and tries to make her get on his back. she tries to wrestle him and falls out of the tree. we hear loud yelling lol and go over.

dans asks if lil suzy is done now. she runs off and trips on a rock and lands on her face. dans sighs and says they need to find jevil. everyone else is laughing at suzy and frog goes to help her up. inferno complains she left him. lil suzy tells inferno he shouldve gotten good. inferno walks over and tells her to say it to his face. 'git gud!' he sees undyne and walks away pissed.

vani refinds the trail and off we go. soupnik in the air. dans hands big suzy more jerky. we stumble across a bone i guess. suzy holds it up and dess takes it lol. she rubs her chin in thought like a cartoon charactor. 'well this is clearly a bone.' inferno takes it, bites, and says 'yep thats bone' suzy is mad they wanted to do that lol. inferno finds another one! dans found one too lol. inferno gives it to suzy and she eats it. dans hands it to big suzy as undyne yells at him lol. she yeets it and lil suzy runs after it, fetch!

dess tries to take the bone from suzys mouth and she yanks back lol. dess lies and says its a jevil bone the shithead. back to searching! inferno trips on his face while looking for bones. tori is out of eeby deeby! frog is trying to clean infernos bones lol. kris and dans had been talking and stuff. tori is just confused why do the kids have bones. vani happy dances around tori.

we stumble upon a clearing and theres a guy there, its jevil but we dont know but frog knows and runs over and hugs him! dess yells to not hug the murder clown. he picks up frog and spins them around "look how tall you got!" undyne and tori yell at frog to get back from him, weaponized. frog is just excited lol but jevil is silent.

undyne fucking takes frog away from him frog is so upset. undyne says hes dangerous but frog says shes dangerous cause she has a sword. hes working with steve. frog says steve probably lied to him. inferno is confused about steve and suzy says he has a lot to catch up on.

dess walks up to him and asks if hes been working with any strange men lately xD "which one?" "do you know a guy that would fuck that guy?" she points at dans and he says 'bruh'. undyne points her sword at him and asks if he works for steve. thats not his name so dans asks the real dumbass name lol. yep, oh no. dans him to not work for him and to tell us where he is and we'll leave him alone. its all part of the game? he doesnt know where he is. inferno wants his hat off to see if hes bald sksksk. big suzy also wants to see and kris punches her lol.

inferno walks over and takes off his hat. and smacks his bald head oh no. jevil fucking squeaks like a toy. undyne hands frog to tori. big suzy and kris slap dans bald head lol. jevil asks inferno if hes done lol. dans asks if he knows where steve went or what hes doing. nope frick. frog asks to slap jevils bald head. 'of course!' tori wont put them down sad.

its been 3 hours we have gotten nowhere

tori asks if hes going to work with him. he just wants to play a game, game! he can show us if we like, ummm... undyne no. dont. tori uses stone skin on frog. he leans in to frog and suzy and says its not a game for kids and they should go play somewhere else. dess makes a face thinking its an 'adults' game. tori sets frog down and tells them to go. suzy says lets go find bones and takes them away.

jevil needs more players and he summons a bunch of giant bat skeletons. suzy steps forward 'so its THAT kind of game. better watch out, your dealing with a couple of sharks!'

battle! The World Revolving! Shark To Shark!

LET THE GAMES GAMES BEGIN!

dess uses snowball storm on the center of the bad guys. jevil was barely phased lol. undyne attacks! big damage but he does negate some psychic damage. big suzy attacks! missed one her damage is shit lol. jevils turn! he missed dans lol. he also missed suzy. he does hit undyne! big damage. dans hits nice. a bat bites suzy ouch. kris attacks! good job! another bat bites suzy but misses. it hits inferno! tori attacks! she lightnings jevil! infernos turn! he failed. jevil laughs at him.

dess swings her axe at jevil! failed 2 out of 3 swings. undyne goes! so much divine smite. but hes immune to being knocked prone. somewhere in the woods we hear screaming. tori tells undyne if she kills him she has to tell frog what happaned. undyne just wants to knock him out. suzy attacks the bats and kills one of them nice. jevil attacks! he goes after dans! he crits tori! but shes immune to crits! then he uses haste on himself. dans hits big nice. kris is still kinda sucking, frick. suzy yells at them to do what undyne is doing lol. a bat misses. the other bat misses too. tori witchbolts! she crits! thats so much fucking damage wtf. infernos turn! hes fucking using fireball. poor kris they were standing right there they are on fire. jevil stumbles back.

jevil starts laughing and says they did well and he wants to play again, then he fucking disappears and the bats drop dead. he drops a scythe and a crystal. undyne picks up the scythe. dans picked up the crystal. he looks through it and briefly sees mod shade's room. he puts it away and decides he didnt see anything. then he goes and helps kris not be on fire. suzy screams demanding to know who set kris on fire. the knife disappears from undynes hands.

frog shows up and asks where jevil went. it appears in suzy's hands and frog points it out. dans points out inferno for setting kris on fire. inferno is nonchalant. she punches him and it hurts lol. dess says we killed jevil and dans has to yell no they didnt cause frog is upset. lil suzy says they found some bones. inferno takes one of the bat skulls.

#dans #dnd #dnd adventures

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Yesss I agree with that other anon the way you write Yuta is truly 😚🤌 Your posts don’t miss ever but the Daddy Yuta posts are my fav. Idk what all she said to ya but Big Brain anon’s request with Queen Andi’s writing had me eating good! Ten’s room commentary made me snort and Yuta the whole whole had me ready to be like yes daddy, whatever you say daddy 🧎🏾‍♀️ They had my back when he told me no like that 😂 And then thinking he’s awful because I cried was top tier, my man’s Yuta was like ???🤨🙄I am not a monster she needs to do her homework are y’all fckn for real rn😵‍💫😑?? Matter of fact it’s got me wondering how they, esp Haechan, would react if he heard me beg for smth like “PLEASE daddy please please PLEASE🥺🥺🥺🥺” sksksk

I'm crying!! Thank you so much! I love writing about Yuta. He's just so fun. I'm really so glad that you enjoy my work! I'll have more Yuta stuff soon! Writing about him is just such an easy thing he's amazing. It all just comes down to his energy. It's out of my hands really. It's all him. He's just the magic man.

#neoculturecollectives

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kyufiber-moved · 6 years

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i always feel accomplished when a porn blog reblog with that "click here for sexy girls" and such shit, like mom I made it

hsfjsdfksd i’m yELLING that’s so funny omfff

#asks #neocracktechnology #i SNORTED HAHAH #'mom i made it'#SKSKSK

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hazbinbargainbin · 2 years

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Blitz, do you trust being near Stolas’s plants?

"...Not alone, hell no. Won't even go near th'fuckin' garden if he isn't there. I’d rather not have “Death by man eating flower” on my tombstone.”

#(Snort)#(I write a Stolas starter and y'all flock to Blitzo huh?)#(I see how it is sksksk)#The O really is silent (Blitzo)#Shady spectators (Anonymous)#The audience (answered ask)

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babyboibucky · 2 years

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Breaking Waves - Prologue

Pairing: Surfer!Bucky x Fem!Reader

Summary: You go on a summer vacation that will change your entire life.

Word Count: 5k I apologize for the length lmao

Warnings: cocky Bucky sksksk, fingering, oral (m and f receiving), unprotected p in v, a hint of angst 👀

A/N: FINALLY SURFER!BUCKY IS HERE AKJDSSKDJS this has been delayed for MONTHS and this was supposedly my entry for @boxofbonesfic Hot Girl Summer challenge because her theme was perfect for this WIP 😭 I’m so sorry for the late submission, but the prompt I chose was “That’s the kind of man you lick like a freezie pop”

Again thank you @maladaptivexxdaydreaming for the push to continue with this sksksks

Breaking Waves Masterlist || MAIN MASTERLIST

Summer vacation. At fucking last.

You couldn’t hold your smile back as you and Nat walked to the beach, matching swimsuits on full display. There was something about the sea breeze blowing through your hair and the laid-back culture of island life that just screams home to you.

Being away from the hustle and bustle of the city was such a huge relief. A vacation like this is truly an escape from a stressful job and lifestyle.

To you though, it was so much more.

It was an escape from the version of yourself that you despised the most.

“This is nice.” You said, looking at the ocean while applying sunblock all over your arms.

Nat scoffed beside you, “Nice? You’re looking at this,” she said as she gestured at the beautiful scenery everywhere, “And ‘nice’ is the word you chose to describe it?” She asked incredulously.

You chuckled, shaking your head. “You know what I mean.” You told her.

Breathing in the salty scent of fresh air, you leaned back as you sat on the sand, eyes closed as you basked in the summer heat. An audible gasp from beside you caught your attention, making you sit up straight.

“Oh my god, are you seeing what I’m seeing?” Nat asked, lowering her sunglasses as she gazed towards the ocean.

Following the line of her sight, your eyes landed on a particular adonis of a man walking back to the shore while carrying a surfboard.

Long and wet brunette locks being brushed up by a hand covered in tattoo that went all the way up to his left shoulder down to his pec, perfectly chiseled features with a sharp jawline and a muscular body to match his tanned complexion that would make any woman drop down to their knees.

Witnessing him emerge from the ocean made things move in slow motion with the way he carried himself. Even the droplets of water dripping from his hair down to his neck and collarbones moved at a very slow speed. Next thing you knew, your eyes were already trained on the line of hair leading down to his—

“You might want to pick up your jaw from the sand, honey.” Nat teased, laughing mischievously at you.

Feeling your face heat up from being caught, you cleared your throat and looked away. “That’s the kind of man I don’t pay attention to.” You lied.

An audible snort.

“That’s the kind of man you lick like a freezie-pop.” Nat stated, her tone encouraging.

“Shut up.” You said and stood up, dusting off your legs before looking down at Nat.

“I’m going to buy a drink.” You announced.

Nat smirked, raising an eyebrow at you before nodding. “I suggest you just swim and pretend to drown instead. I’ll make sure to have Mister Freezie Pop save you.” She called out.

You made a face at her, “Ha ha, you’re so hilarious. And please, that’s the corniest code name I have ever heard.” You said, ignoring Nat’s sinister laugh as you walked over to the nearest tiki bar.

The locals of the island were very kind, they all would greet you and other tourists whenever you passed them by. Their hospitality and warmth made you want to start a new life on this island even more.

Upon reaching the tiki bar, the man behind the counter greeted you with a smile, “Tourist?” He asked while cleaning a few glasses.

You nodded, “Yeah, it’s my first time visiting this island.” You affirmed. “I already love it here.” You quickly added with a dreamy sigh.

The man chuckled, “It’s easy to fall in love in this place, huh? It’s the exact same reason I left the city and stayed here. I’m Clint, by the way.” He said, extending an arm for a handshake.

You gladly accepted and introduced yourself, “Was it easy? Leaving the city life behind?” You curiously asked.

Clint shook his head, “Definitely the hardest decision I had to make, no regrets though.” He explained.

“So what’ll you have?” Clint asked before you could even drown in your thoughts.

“How ‘bout a freezie pop on the go?”

You could feel your body turn cold upon hearing the voice of the person standing next to you. From your peripheral vision, you instantly knew who he was— brunette locks, a tattooed arm and those black board shorts that did nothing to hide what he was packing beneath.

Mister Freezie Pop himself.

You made a mental note to reprimand Nat and her big mouth later. Of course this was all her doing, why were you even surprised she would do such a thing?

“Two frozen mango margaritas please.” You said softly, ignoring how your voice wavered at the presence of the man beside you

“Bucky, stop making her uncomfortable.” Clint warned but not without an amused grin. He turned to you, “I’m sorry about him, he always thinks that everyone is into to him. Anyway, I’ll go make your drinks now.”

“Didn’t expect to get ignored. I mean, your friend came up to me and said that you wanted to ‘lick me like a freezie pop’” Bucky explained, quoting his fingers in the air.

Unable to hold back, you groaned in embarrassment and faced him. “I did not say that. She said that, not me.” You defended, your eyes automatically dropping to Bucky’s abs before you could even catch yourself.

Bucky must have noticed because by the time you looked up at his face, he had a cocky smirk on as he shamelessly eyed you from head to toe.

“That’s a disappointment. I was down for some fun, you know.” He shrugged.

“And I’m not.” Lies, lies, lies.

Bucky obviously didn’t buy it, “No? Not even when you keep on glancing down at my abs? Or is it my dick you’re trying to look at?” He asked.

A scoff of disbelief escaped your lips; this man had the audacity to accuse you right away? He doesn’t even know your name and yet he was talking to you like this?

“Excuse me, I wasn’t—“

“If you want to see it, you can just ask me, you know. Like I said, I’m game for anything. Just say the word.” Bucky grinned.

“I’m not…Bucky, am I right? Whatever my friend told you, it’s not true. She’s just messing with us.” You explained.

Bucky made a face, “Is she though? She doesn’t seem like it…” he said and turned to look at Nat.

True enough, Nat was watching the whole interaction and gave you an enthusiastic nod and a two thumbs up. Why were you even friends with her? Your shoulders dropped in defeat as you heaved out a sigh.

Turning to Bucky again, you found yourself feeling all flustered when you noticed the way he was eyeing you. He was biting his lip as he watched you try not to look down at his body again.

“I’m not…I don’t—“

“Ah, I caught you looking down at my body.” Bucky said with a grin.

“I did not lo—“

“Oh there it is again!” He pointed out again, too excitedly for your liking because it was true.

Goddamn, you couldn’t even stop your eyes from giving away your thirst for this man, not even when you were right in front of him.

“Here are your drinks.” Clint finally interrupted and you wasted no time to unzip your purse.

“It’s on the house.” Clint said with a smile. “Consider it as an apology on behalf of my friend for flirting with you.” He added, pointedly looking at Bucky.

Bucky shrugged in response.

You faked a smile, “Well then, thank you both. I’m going back to my friend now.” You said and rushed back to Nat, feeling your neck grow warm from pure embarrassment.

“You bitch!” You hissed as soon as you reached Nat.

Nat took her drink from you and cackled out loud, “So will you be licking his freezie pop?” She asked.

“I fucking hate you right now.” You huffed out, grabbing your straw hat and putting it on to hide yourself from Bucky.

“I did you a favor. Anyway, you’ll get plenty of chances with him tonight.” She said, taking a sip from her drink.

You narrowed your eyes at her suspiciously, “What do you mean tonight? Nat. What did you do?” You asked.

“There’s a party at a local bar tonight. It’s a must for tourists like us to go there. Bucky personally invited us and no, you’re not allowed to refuse.”

By the time you and Nat arrived at the bar, it was already packed with locals and tourists alike. It was an open bar, complete with woven mats and low tables on one side and a counter on another; at the front was a makeshift stage for the DJ. There were colorful string lights and lanterns all throughout the place as well.

It had a very chill ambiance to it, unlike the usual nightclubs in the cities which were always too crowded and too dark.

Nat was quick to ditch you to “get some drinks” but of course, you knew she just wanted to have her own share of fun so you decided to go straight to the counter to buy a cocktail.

You were enjoying keeping to yourself while sipping on your drink when you spotted Bucky arrive. Warmth crept up to your cheeks when his eyes quickly met yours as if he instantly knew where to find you. Just like that, you found yourself standing face to face with the surfer as you leaned against the counter.

He was clad in a black, tight-fitting wifebeater shirt and a pair of dark blue board shorts. His hair was tied into a low bun with strands of stray hair framing his face.

“I like your dress.” Bucky complimented with a smug smirk, his eyes staying on the hem of your summer dress a second too long.

“I didn’t get your name earlier.” he quickly added before nodding his head at the bartender and giving him his order.

You fought the urge to roll your eyes at him, “Who said I was going to give it to you anyway?” you retorted, looking away from him before taking another sip from your cocktail.

Bucky chuckled, “That’s not fair, you know my name. It’s only right you give me yours.” he explained.

“I didn’t ask for your name, it was Clint who blurted out your name.” you defended.

Nat really had a knack for making your life a living hell because she suddenly chimed in and told Bucky your name and your entire life story about your ex.

“I’m already apologizing for her catty attitude, but know that it’s only because her long-time boyfriend dumped her. I think it’s only right that you help her forget about the douche.” Nat said, wrapping an arm around your shoulder.

You opened your mouth to reprimand her but she was quick to shut you up, “And trust me, she would very much like to lick your freezie pop. She’s just pretending not to.” And with that, Nat left and joined another group of people partying on the dance floor.

“I can’t believe her.” you mumbled to yourself, feeling embarrassed.

When you looked at Bucky again, he was smiling at you with amusement. His eyes stayed on you as he brought his drink up to his lips, gulping it down in one go without ever breaking eye contact with you. He placed the glass back down on the counter, his thumb wiping the corner of his lips before stating your name.

“Do you want to have sex on the beach?” he asked so casually.

You sputtered and almost choked on your own spit at the question. You could feel your entire body heat up at the way Bucky was watching you lose your composure. Maybe you do want to lick Bucky’s freezie pop, but were you actually confident enough to do that?

Coming from a recent break-up from a long-term relationship, were you truly ready to dip your toes into the so-called hook-up culture? Your ex was literally your first boyfriend, you’d been with him since high school and never really experienced what it was like to flirt with someone else.

“What, cat caught your tongue?” Bucky asked again, leaning closer to tuck a strand of your hair behind your ear.

His fingers lightly brushed against your neck as he took his hand back, and you could tell that this man was used to making girls like you flustered. Bucky was confident and something about that made you wonder the extent of his confidence.

“I’ve never had sex on the beach.” you said, almost in a whisper.

Bucky licked his lower lip, “There’s a first time for everything.” he said, voice an octave lower and definitely huskier than usual.

You cleared your throat, “I’m just not sure if I’d be comfortable trying it out.” you admitted and holy shit, you were really down to have some fun.

Whatever happened to your inhibitions from earlier? Did the bartender drug your drink or were you merely high on how Bucky kept on eyeing you like you were the prettiest thing he’d seen?

Or were you just enjoying the validation you were getting from him?

Having been dumped really took its toll on your self-esteem and with how Bucky was paying attention to you, it was literally giving you a boost of confidence.

“Don’t worry, we’ll take it slow.” Bucky said, placing a hand on your waist before leaning closer.

As if on cue, you stood on your toes and lifted your chin up to meet his lips. Your eyes were about to flutter close when Bucky grinned, turning his head towards the bartender before calling for him.

“Two orders of Sex on the Beach please.” he said before looking back at you with a mischievous smile.

Your jaw almost dropped from disbelief and utter embarrassment. Here you thought that Bucky was actually asking you to have sex on the beach when he actually meant the drink. You had never felt more ashamed in your entire life and you wanted the ground to swallow you whole.

Bucky sure might have done that on purpose to ruffle your feathers, but you felt like a fool for actually falling into his trap. If you get mad at him, he would definitely turn the tables around and insist that you instantly thought of something filthy.

He must have seen your reaction and was obviously pleased by his effect on you. Bucky smirked at you before moving closer again until his lips brushed against the shell of your ear making your body shudder.

“Don’t worry, we’ll still have sex tonight if you want. Just not on the beach.” he whispered.

Two more drinks later and you were much more relaxed around Bucky and even managed to have a decent conversation with him. He was very touchy the entire time and whenever his rough palm landed on your thigh or waist, your concentration vanished piece by piece until you could no longer think of anything else but how his lips would feel against your own.

“So that’s how I ended up fracturing my left arm and it took me a while to—”

Unable to help yourself, you cut Bucky off with a desperate kiss with a hand on his neck and the other on his thigh. You almost lost your balance as you sat on the bar stool but Bucky was quick enough to keep you in place by gripping your waist.

“Are you drunk?” Bucky asked as he laughed when you pulled away.

You licked your lips as you stared at Bucky’s mouth, “A bit, but I’m also very horny.” you said and then looked back up at his eyes.

You were surprised at how easy it was for you to say that, and maybe it truly was the alcohol in your system but you weren’t that drunk either. Perhaps it was the feeling of freedom from being on an island where no one knew you; no judgments, no strict rules to follow.

For the first time in a long time, you actually felt liberated.

Bucky chuckled and took your hand, “Guess it’s time to go then.” he said and tugged you down from the stool.

His place wasn’t far from the local bar and honestly, you expected for him to be living in one of the island’s motels. Bucky actually owned a bungalow which was surrounded by a lot of greenery and palm trees. It was small but big enough for two people to live in, with tall windows and a veranda at the entrance.

“Wow, you have an amazing place.” you said, following Bucky into his house.

The interiors were mostly made of wood and it was very simple inside. A divider was placed in between the living room and the bedroom. Your awe was instantly replaced by anxiety when Bucky turned to face you with a look akin to a predator. Even fully clothed, you felt bare right in front of his presence.

“You’re very beautiful.” Bucky said as he slowly walked towards you. “But I bet you’re even more beautiful without this.” he whispered against your neck as he hooked his fingers underneath the straps of your dress, pulling it off from your shoulder until the fabric pooled around your ankles.

It’s not like you were expecting this to happen for you to ditch the bra, but you sort of regretted doing so when you realized how exposed you were, standing in front of Bucky in nothing but a pair of white cotton panties.

Both your arms moved to cover your breasts but Bucky quickly caught your wrists as he groaned, “Don’t hide from me now, baby. They look amazing.” he said and quickly bent down to lick a nipple.

The words you were about to utter died on your tongue and were immediately replaced by a breathy moan when Bucky tugged you closer, wrapping an arm around your waist as he took your nipple into his mouth, sucking on it while his other hand began to knead your ass.

Throwing your head back, you gripped Bucky’s shoulders when he sucked on your nipple so hard it had your toes curling.

It’s been a while since you last got laid and it was making your body become extra responsive. Bucky released your nipple and went straight to your neck, swirling his tongue on your skin before sucking a mark on your throat. He was merely kissing your body and yet you could feel the wetness in between your legs grow embarrassingly fast.

“Fuck, your moan sounds so good. Making me so hard already,” Bucky groaned as he pushed you against the wall, taking your hand and bringing it down to the front of his shorts, “Feel that? That’s all you, babe. Can’t wait to hear you moan my name.” he said before kissing you hard.

Your hand moved on its own, palming his erection against the fabric of his shorts. Even without seeing his cock yet, you could already tell that he was girthy. Wasting no time, you pulled his shorts down and almost gasped at the revelation that he went commando. Just as you predicted, Bucky’s cock was thick and had prominent veins underneath the shaft.

“Someone’s excited to lick my freezie pop.” Bucky commented when you dropped to your knees almost instantly.

You groaned as you looked up at him, “Please don’t bring that up again.” you whined.

Bucky was about to mock you again but only grunted when you caught him off guard by licking the pre-cum seeping from his tip. You continued teasing him with kitten licks until you took him into your mouth, hollowing your cheeks as you sucked. Fingernails dug into the smooth fabric of his shorts that were pulled down to his thighs, your lashes fluttering against your cheeks as you tried to take him as far as you could.

Much to your dismay, you could only take him halfway and it already made you gag on his cock. Bucky grunted and pulled his cock out immediately, worrying you that you might have done something to disappoint him.

“I’m sorry, I haven’t done this in a long time.” you quickly apologized.

Bucky frowned, taking your cheek into his palm as he caressed it gently, “Hey, don’t be sorry. It’s fine, just do what you’re comfortable doing. Don’t worry ‘bout me.” he said sweetly.

The way he reassured you was far from his attitude when you first met him this morning. You thought that he appeared self-absorbed, like the type of guy who only cared about getting off. But as you talked to him at the bar and seeing how he was treating you now, Bucky seemed like a really sweet guy.

You nodded and was ready to take him into your mouth again but Bucky seemed to have other plans. He took your arm and guided you back onto your feet, pressing a chaste kiss on your lips before letting his hand hover over your clothed mound.

“How ‘bout we make tonight all about you?” he asked as he trailed kisses from your jaw down to your shoulder. “You said it’s been a while, let’s do something about that, huh?”

A needy whine slipped past your kiss-swollen lips when Bucky slid his hand inside of your underwear, teasing your already wet folds with his fingers. Even the slight movement of his digits sliding along your slit weakened your knees and if it wasn’t for his other arm wrapped around your waist, you would have lost your balance.

“You’re so soft, fuck.” Bucky sighed against your neck before lifting his head up to look at you.

“Can I taste your pussy?” He asked and he sounded so respectful yet vulgar that it made your head spin.

No matter how much you wanted to let Bucky do so, your self-consciousness took over. Your never experienced it with your ex and even that was making you feel ashamed.

Bucky seemed to have noticed the distracted look in your face and called out your name softly, “You can say no, that’s alright.” He said.

You cleared your throat and looked down, gripping the front of his wifebeater tightly, “It’s just…I’m…I’ve never—“

“No one’s ever eaten you out?” He asked incredulously and you couldn’t tell whether he was making fun of you because of the smirk that tugged at his lips.

Frowning, you slightly pushed him away, “You don’t have to rub it in, Bucky.” You said and was about to bend down to pick your clothes up but then Bucky stopped you, caging you with his body as he pressed your further against the wall.

He let out a soft grunt as he leaned forward to press kisses against your throat and then your collarbones, “Baby, I’m not rubbing it in.” He said and the huskiness in his voice made your legs tremble once more.

“It’s just that the thought of being the first man to get a taste of this,” Bucky said as he slowly pulled your underwear down the same time he got down on his knees, “It makes me so fucking hard.”

Looking down at Bucky and seeing how he was gazing up at you made your stomach flip. He was face to face with your mound, the tip of his nose almost touching your cunt. The look in his eyes was enough to convince you, so you took in a deep breath and gave him permission with a slight nod.

It was all that Bucky needed to continue. He let out a groan when he looked down at your cunt, almost dripping with wetness. You watched him as he closed his eyes, sticking his tongue out to gently lick you.

The sensation was unlike any other and made you keen, your fingers finding purchase on Bucky’s shoulders as he leaned in for another taste. You could feel his hot breath each time he pulled back to admire your pussy and it was probably the most erotic thing you’d ever witnessed.

“God, you taste like a fucking dream come true.” He said, locking gazes with you before he dove back in but this time, with harsher and quicker licks.

His name was chanted out like a prayer as he ate you out like a famished man. All your worries and self-consciousness was now gone and all you could focus on was how his tongue was expertly flicking against your clit.

“Shit, fuck. Bucky, I’m not—“ you choked out as you lifted your hips away from the wall to feel more of Bucky’s mouth on your cunt.

He groaned against your folds, only pulling back to open your pussy up with his fingers. “Don’t hold back, I want you to cum in my mouth. Need to taste more of this pussy.” He encouraged and sucked your clit, eliciting a wanton whine out of you.

Bucky gripped your waist and pulled your hips, pushing his face further into your cunt as he ate you out. No longer caring, your moans grew louder and louder as you neared your sweet release.

Moving your hands from Bucky’s shoulders onto his head, you tugged on his locks hard enough to remove his hair tie. You felt like your entire body was on fire as Bucky continued to suck, nip and lick your pussy.

The feeling was indescribable and just seeing Bucky lose himself in your taste was elevating your pleasure until you snapped— electricity coursed through your veins as you came, moaning Bucky’s name out loud as your toes curled.

Bucky didn’t stop and urged you on, moaning against your pussy as he licked and licked until you were a quivering mess above him.

You squealed when he nibbled on your clit, pushing him away from you, “Too much, Bucky. Too much.” You breathed out, throwing your head back against the wall while heavily panting.

Bucky hummed and pressed one last kiss on your mound before getting up to catch you off guard with a kiss.

“Tastes good doesn’t it?” He said against your lips, not waiting for a response before sliding his tongue back in, letting you taste yourself.

It was odd, to find out what you tasted like. You couldn’t describe it and you don’t know why it was so arousing to have a man kiss you after going down on you.

You never thought you’d get turned on by such an act, not even in a million years and yet here you were, clawing at Bucky’s top in an attempt to get rid of it.

Bucky chuckled against your mouth and stepped back to remove it, chucking it aside before grabbing your waist. He hoisted you up easily and your legs automatically wrapped around his hips. Feeling his hard cock against your pussy, you whimpered and slightly wiggled your hips to get some friction.

“God, you really are horny tonight.” He teased, kissing your lips as he brought you to his bed.

You made a sound of protest and covered your face with your hands as you laid back, “I can’t believe I actually said that.”

Bucky got on top of you and kissed your chin, “Can’t believe I have you on my bed. How did you like my freezie pop?” He teased.

You groaned and playfully hit his shoulder, “Can we not talk about that? Like ever..” You said and bit back the smile tugging at your lips.

Bucky laughed out loud, “I gotta thank your friend for being bold about it. But I did notice you checking me out even before Nat approached me.”

You deadpanned at Bucky, “Fuck off. I wasn’t checking you out.”

“Oh you were, you definitely were.” Bucky insisted and suddenly took your wrist in his hand, slowly bringing it it up to his face to place a soft kiss on your knuckles.

It was quiet all of a sudden, with just your breathing filling up the air. Bucky continued brushing his lips against the back of your hand before he guided it down to his aching cock.

Your fingers trembled as you wrapped them around his shaft; your eyes were unable to break away from Bucky’s. Even in the dark with just a glimmer of the moonlight spilling in through his windows, you could clearly see how blue his eyes were.

They were as blue as the ocean and it was so easy to drown in them.

Bucky’s mouth was agape as you stroked his cock, slow and steady. You weren’t one to be able to hold eye contact, especially not like this which is why you were surprised at how you couldn’t look away from Bucky.

Something about this felt intimate, almost too intimate.

Bucky bent down to kiss you— it was simple, just a peck. You refused to let him completely pull back so you gripped the back of his neck with your other hand, keeping him in place with your lips barely touching.

Without a word, you aligned Bucky’s cock to your weeping entrance and guided him inside. Both of you gasped in unison, your breaths mingling and bodies pressing even closer.

Bucky moaned softly as he continued to push himself in, inch by inch until he was completely sheathed in you. He felt so big; you wondered how he was able to fit inside of you so perfectly.

Bucky visibly gulped before nudging your nose with his, smiling at you charmingly, “You okay?” He whispered.

You nodded and whispered a soft “yeah” in response, wrapping your hands around his shoulders, “I’m okay.” You repeated.

Bucky inhaled as he pulled back, leaving just the tip in before he slid back inside again. Both of you cursed at the feeling before letting out breathy chuckles.

“Tell me you’ll stay.” Bucky whispered, pressing his forehead against yours.

Your breath hitched when he pulled back again, only to slam back in but with more force this time. Your lungs felt like they were on fire, you didn’t know you were holding your breath in all this time.

“I will.” You told him.

But you won’t. You didn’t.

Because the following day, Bucky woke up to an empty bed and found out that you left and went back to the city earlier than you had planned.

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