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god gives me the most pathetic battles and i still lose
#FUCKING VENDING MACHINE ATE MY DOLLAR#I HAD A SYSTEM#I EVEN HAD EVERYTHING PLACED JUST SO BUT NOOOOOOO#STUPID MACHINE DIDN'T WANT TO GET ME CHIPS#THE FUCKING COIN INSERT THINGY WAS JAMMED#I INSERTED THE DOLLAR FIRST AND THEN CAME UPON THIS BETRAYAL#THIS INSULT#THIS AMALGAMATION OF PUSHED UP COINS WITH NO CARE FOR THE NEXT PERSON WHO WOULD USE IT (me)#I HAD TO FUCKING DIG INTO THAT BITCH#I BROKE MY PENCIL#I UNSCREWED MY FUCKING PEN (which already lost all its ink i should have thrown it away a year ago) TO DELVE DEEPER#BUT NO#AFTER TWO PENNIES#THERE WAS A FUCKING NICKEL AND 2 QUARTERS#RAHHHHHHHHH#WHO PUTS IN PENNIES AND NICKELS INTO A VENDING MACHINE#i did get my chips elsewhere but now i am one dollar less than i should have been#AND IT WAS MY LAST DOLLAR BILL#ALL I HAVE IS CHANGE FOR PHYSICAL MONEY NOW
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heres my entry for the “donnies shitty terrible girlfriend” competition. wait what do you mean its not a competition
@nerves-nebula said i can do whatever i want forever so i decided to make amphibian propaganda. if amphibian doesnt win ill...ill...i dont know, throw up maybe. she doesnt have a mouth but she CAN beam words into your brain, or something.
#tazzart#to be clear i think nerves is gonna do great w whatever options win the poll#but i thought it would be a fun little art challenge#and it was fun!#pointy triangle amphibian#and i thought the name divina fit with psychic stuff#at one point designing her she had a tadpole tail#but i scrapped that </3#my first draft of her was so COMPLICATED she had so many spots#and i was like this is not a feasible comic design. i need to simplify this bitch#her clothes stumped me too#shes a frog so its gotta be breezy right#but i didnt want to go swimsuit#and i figure shes in yokai college so that wouldnt be. appropriate attire#but also shorts werent working with her big ol legs? wahhh#i DO dig the colours though#primary colours W#big ass fucking yaoi hands#yuri hands sorry. sorry
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Grelle x Reader
Meeting Y/N for the first time!
(imagine ur sebastian haha)
(Y/N uses they/them)
(THIS IS A PARODY!)
There Y/N was, at the makeup counter. They had been working there for a seasonal job. Yeah, malls are dying a tragic and brutal death but money is money. They barely knew how to use makeup outside of a couple of videos that would pop up on their favorite apps while they searched endlessly for something to do when they're supposed to be doing something actually important (cough). They look over and see a beautiful red-haired woman, her chartreuse eyes glazing over the most expensive thing in the counter. God, Y/N just HAD to talk to her, she was too gorgeous not to! Also their manager was so up their ass about "not talking to customers" and "spending too much time on that damn phone" despite the mall being empty except for the odd mall goths and maybe a birthday party about to ruin a minimum-wage worker's life for a little bit. Not their problem! They walked up to her and smiled.
"Hi there, is there anything I can help you with, miss?"
They asked with a bright smile on their face. She gave them one look before just shaking her head no and going back to what she was doing. Maybe she's just a cute shy girl! They waited for a response
"..."
She was ignoring Y/N
"Oh! So you're looking for foundation, right? The ABH concealer may work well for you? Concealer and foundation are the same thing, anyway." The woman looked at Y/N like they were insane for saying that, though they couldn't help themselves "…I wish I could learn how to do makeup as well as you can… You really know what you're doing!"
The woman was annoyed with them after showing their CLEAR lack of makeup knowledge and being in HER space while she was trying to shoplift shop! It was time to get rid of them for good.
"Maybe that would work for you... And I KNOW! So many wish they could do their face as well as me but a lady never tells her secrets!" Y/N slumped a little bit, she sighed. "Listen, darling. I could!" Y/N's face lit up. "I really wish I could! …But I only do charity-work once a year. Now get out of my sight. You might be one of those cases beyond fixing! Buh-bye!"
She waved them off. Wow… Y/N walked back behind the counter in pitiful defeat. Of course, it was risky to shoot their shot like that but that was worse than a "no". They watched as she "sneakily" shoved foundation, eyeliner, and other beauty products into her purse. Normally, they would try to stop her but they got the memo this time.
They just needed to try again!
#black butler#kuroshitsuji#kuroshitpost#grelle sutcliff#grell sutcliff#i mean this lovingly but i dont think grelle would want any of us realistically#also this isnt like a dig at anyone. its just an idea ive had lol#this is very much non-mean spirited and just meant as a joke#though. if u are into grelle insulting you. i wont judge bc bitch!! me too!! the fuck!!#also like i love x readers so much#if this is what gets me to write them again then it will be so fucking funny#i just wanted to poke fun at the ones that make her kind to Y/N despite them definitely not being her type by a longshot
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man who thinks squinting makes him look sexy instead of simple, STOP, man who thinks squinting makes him look sexy instead of simple.
#WHEN DOES HE POSE FOR THESE ????#imagine hes just midway thru some paul george podcast wisdom and he jojo poses to the camera then continues his squabble#'yea i rlly like fishing im a moid out of containment * turns to camera & strokes chin hair *#stop playing with ur fuckin kewchie hair and leave the poor camera be#selfie of him looking fresh as fuck vs in the moment photos of sweaty disgruntled men#hes so stupid#the twinkiest himbo ive had the disdain to witness#i want to obliterate him into a fine paste#pg voice: fiooone 😳?#u still think im FIONE 😳😳??#no girl ive watched ur vines#the p in paul george#... is kawhis#actually i was gonna make a stands for pillow princess joke but#i was just digging in a goldmine apparently#i like how the video is supposed to be involving some heavy loyalty discussions#and pgs very serious take on this very serious subject is mewing at the camera while being asked if hes gonna divorce his wife#russell banging his gavel in the clippers mini divorce court trials: order! order in the court!#pg.. we all know of your simperey side switching.. me more than ever . ahem. bitch.#kawhi wearing a hoodie but instead of hoodie strings it's tightened with a tie for professionalism: ._.#russ: play with our heart strings NOW LONGER bastardly boytoy.. WILL U! or WONT U! ... rejoin.. the pacemakers#norman powell: .... *pacers*#russ: no speaking over the big cheese#norm:...judge#paul george : .... 😏#russ: defense. it's your time to testify .#pg: 😳#russ: ... your. it's. it's time to-#pg: *licks finger & strokes eyebrows*#he went to harvard law
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Have you guys ever wondered what it feels like to have your teeth shaven down by a nail file? I know 🙃
#Had to do it for my invisalign#And let me tell you#I'll take the scrapey bitch at the dentist over that shit any day#Straight up made myself bleed from how tightly I was squeezing my hands together#Didn't even realize I was digging my nails in#Wasn't fully crying but I had tears and I was shaking#Didn't hurt at all but my fucking God I felt like she was going to break my teeth
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Trying to undo the damage of Facebook w/o risking your relationship with a loved one is like defusing a fucking bomb sometimes I stg
#marquilla#i had a whole thing typed out ab this but ugh#im trying to explain to my mom that no they are not fighting to let children have sex changes. the only sex change sugery they preform on#minors are the fucked up shit they do to intersex kids at birth#that hormone therapy would be the only 'trans treatment' a minor could get and no it will not be w/o parental consent. and that hrt is#reversible.#id love to try to deradicalize the rest of my family but im sorry those motherfuckers are too far gone for me to try and keep my own sanity#like 1 went from far right to libertarian which isnt much better but it's something but im still leery of him ngl#and tra/dwife cousin's husband is full blown far right and i know it's wrong but i dont care enough ab them to want to try#ahdhdgdg i know it's bad but like they can all go to hell idc#and then theres the cousin i dont talk to who is a bible thumping freak who told his sister at her fucking lesbian wedding something#something god doesn't approve or something like that like 😬#and hes in a cult of some kind im sure but i didnt dig deep enough to find out if it's just WS flavored or full on WS shit#but theyre dead to me. i only have my lesbian cousin w/that last name sorry i dont have any [name]s in my family besides her#wouldnt put it past tra/dwife cousin's sister to be in some cult or cult adjacent beliefs honestly#i know shes being abused in some capacity and that her husband is a fucking asshole but shes a bitch so i dont talk to her at all anyway#(not that her being a bitch makes her deserving of that. those statements are two sep things. i feel bad shes being abused. AND separately#shes a bitch and her being a bitch is why i dont talk to her)#ANYWAY I Have a headache so im gonna wash the gunk off and hope i feel better
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ALSO, and idc i will die on this hill
furina is the successful version of what they tried to do (and completely fumbled with shitty writing) with ei, and thats why theres so many parallels with inazuma and fontaine characters
#i was thinking specifically of the posts paralleling wanderer and furina but there's others if you dig#they wanted ei/raiden's story to be of an archon who took on another's identity#and they wanted her to start out opposite to the player/traveler but at the end pull off a major twist that endears her to the players#and makes her innocent of her crimes#but they completely fumbled and rushed the end of inazuma and started out ei's story quest immediately with undeserved simping#they tried to gaslight players into thinking ei was already redeemed and already had character growth like bitch what the fuck#furina tho worked because they put in more effort into building her up and giving us chances to interact with her#and her backstory was more than just some rando coming up to us and going “oh yeah shes actually nice shes my bestie so dont kill her”#actually i would love to talk about the contrasts between neuvi+yae and knave+signora as foils to furina+ei but thatd get too long
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hm, out of all of the things I was expecting when I slowly started putting myself back in fandom spaces, “unresolved trauma from being an autistic kid/teen who was always perceived as Too Much” wasn’t on the list, to be quite honest.
#ooc !#maybe I’ll unpack this more on my personal blog later. Who’s to say. not me certainly.#but yeah the amount of friendships/relationships I had from like. elementary school to high school(to even some of college)#where like. it’s suddenly revealed to me incredibly late that I’m being seen as overbearing / overwhelming / needing or being Too Much#and by then there is no fixing it yknow. by then they’re just telling you to get you to fuck off (or telling other people and not you lol)#(that happened way more often in online fandom spaces)(but tbh my hang-ups in online fandom spaces)#(come WAY MORE from like. interactions with Very Particular People)#(who self-admitted to like. actively trying to dig up dirt that didn’t exist on people ‘just in case’.)(or if they just didn’t like someone#(they aren’t around here anymore but nevertheless the few times we interacted and they tried that w me made me paranoid for ages </3333)#ANYWAYS if you read this far: hiiiiiiiii#i’m doing fine but oh god the weird nostalgic loneliness of being That Kid really hit me all at once#I’m still so bad at making friends now because of all of this naksdak#like I have to put effort into keeping up with people or else I’ll accidentally hold myself back / kind of isolate#under the assumption of like ‘oh you don’t want to scare this person away do you? you don’t want to be overbearing right?’#and it’s like. hey. hey brain. hey bitch. we gotta talk to people to actually form relationships with them. that’s how this works.#vent#anyways I gotta go build a closet now ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ...
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I think I'm about to get fired
#vent#venting#my boss is on my ass about needing to discuss my attendance all because a few sicknesses have come thru and I've been hit by them#on top of that i technically no called no showed yesterday because a coworker i trusted told me i had the day off#but i guess that wasn't the case becus now my now my boss is even angrier at me#fuck man i can't do this shit anymore. my boss is such a fucking bitch the way she treats people#i hope karma catches up with her#clyde was right. this place is a shithole and I'm the idiot who keeps digging
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idk what it is w modern depictions of ao bing and ice powers but i think it’s neat
#like am I missing some investiture of the gods lore???#was this an actual tradition or did everyone just collectively go ‘yeah this bitch has ice powers. yk bc nezha has fire powers’#anyways every time I think abt long mian i start brainworming ao bing in nezha reborn#fucked up little trust fund boy? check#possibly does not have a spine? check#would kill a cat? i think so yes for both#and it’s like it would be so funny for li ling and long mian to be absolute strangers who want to beat the shit out of each other#but i would also really dig. if their families knew each other and long mian had to babysit the little shit at house parties#and they’re kinda friends? li ling is a little guy ao bing would beat people up for#if only bc he’s the only one who’s allowed to antagonize him#and now w esperhood and all it’s like#well this is awkward#we might’ve wrestled as kids but like#i don’t want to KILL and DEBONE you#nezha and ao bing screaming bloody murder in their heads and li ling is like ‘you wanna get drinks later’#long mian: I’m not paying for you#dislyte#mumbles
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its the way I have over like 1.5k icons.. all either drawn by me or commissioned / gifted art to me ...
and that isnt even including the modern!molly stuff, too ... and the vampire!molly stuff
i really am like. so powerful.
#OOC#i have put so much money#blood. sweat. and tears#into Molly#for real for real#FOUR FUCKING YEARS OF CONTENT#digging and clawing and scratching to break molly outta that stupid#dumb bimbo helpless bitch#mold the fandom had her in FOR SO LONG#causation doesnt equal correlation but im js ever since i made this blog n did my thing ive been seeing#a lot better molly in art and interpretation in art/comics SO LIKE.....
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I cannot do push-ups like literally cannot unless literally the entirety of my legs are on the ground because my arms are not strong enough to do normal push-ups and the ones where you have to put just you’re knees down as support fucking hurt like hell and I can only do a few of them before tapping out and even then I’ll have extremely bruised knees for days afterwards and it’s so frustrating because I just want to be able to do one (☝️) normal push-up but nooooo my body sucks
#also all this to say is it normal that your knees hurt like a bitch when doing ‘girl pushups’#they dig into the fucking ground and like push it into my bones and it hurts#if I had to choose between bruises on my knees for days and pain for literally no gain or no pain no gain#I’m choosing no pain no gain#I’m not fucking up my knees for a sliver of arm strength#madurday night live
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Can you do little scenarios where Hazbin men fuck their girlfriend out of jealousy?
Fuck yes I can! I 100% can!
Pairing: Alastor, Lucifer, Adam, Vox, Valentino x Fem!Reader
Tags: nsfw, smut, jealousy, cunniilingus, kissing, marking, biting, deals, restraints, collars, breeding kink, possessive sex, vibrating cock, being watched, height difference
A/N: Going nuts thinking about these.
Alastor wished he could put this feeling of jealousy to rest. This wasn't like him, he wasn't usually this possessive over the people he made deals with. Your soul was already his, all that was left to claim was your heart and body. His shadows wrapped all around your body, keeping you in the air, tied up, unable to touch him while he rutted into you with force you've only seen him use when he was killing his enemies.
Lucifer was never a jealous man. He assumed he had no need to be. Yet his heart ached when he saw you happily chatting away with another powerful demon. By his side you were his soulmate, the love of his life, his Queen. His. You feel his teeth dig into your thighs as his cock pushes all the way into your mouth, silencing your whimpers and cries before he returns to your pussy, his long tongue shoved in deep, sighing as your taste overwhelms him.
Adam tells you that you're a stupid bitch if you think you could ever do better then him. You should be grateful to be his woman, to get his cock in your cunt every night, to get his seed in your womb and have the chance to give birth to his children. No other man should so much as glance and in your direction, let alone talk to you. But in case they don't get the memo he is petty enough to brag about fucking you to them.
Vox pulls you on his lap and keeps kissing you the whole time he's fucking his cock up in you. He makes it vibrate against your weak spot, watching in with a smirk as your eyes rolled back and showed you your own expression reflected in his screen. His claws dig into your thighs, keeping you from slipping off his lap, you're gonna stay there for his entire broadcast for all of Hell to see.
Valentino didn't expect any better from a slut like you. He likes you because you're a good slut, but you're also his slut. Not anyone else's, not even if they pay. Before he starts fucking you he called in the guys who flirted with you and told them to watch very closely, he'll show them all how you like being fucked. You hide your smile against his neck, clench your pussy around his cock, almost having pity for the poor souls watching what they can't have.
#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor x reader#lucifer x reader#adam x reader#vox x reader#valentino x reader#hazbin hotel imagine#hazbin hotel headcanon#hazbin hotel drabble#hazbin hotel smut#alastor smut#lucifer smut#adam smut#vox smut#valentino smut#hazbin hotel#x female reader
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gojo & geto fucking their pretty bestfriend (you guessed it, you<3) in the eiffel tower position <333
contains: fem reader, threesome, the boys are gay for each other, choking, hair pulling, dirty talk ofc, kinda rough, gojo is a brat, satosugu are switches, sub reader tho
MDNI
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"fucking christ this pussy is killing me," geto has a strong hold on your hips as he pulls you back on his dick, similtaniously knocking gojos cock deeper into your throat, making your eyes water as you gag around him
"hahaha don't tell me ur about to cum already Suguru, we jus started," gojos hand is resting on the underside of your throat, so he can feel his dick every time geto fucks you into him
"shut the fuck up satoru," geto hisses and gojo infuriatingly laughs in response, "how are you doin princess?" gojo directs his attention to you
there is no way you were responding while in the state you were currently in, coughing and sputtering spit around gojos cock while geto expertly fucked straight into your g-spot
"whats that? gotta speak up baby, cant understand you" he coos, whiping the tears and spit off your cheek with his slender fingers
if you had half a mind, you would've slapped gojo for being such a bully, but luckily for him, you didn't have half a mind, geto stuck up for you though; ever the sweetheart he is; "such a fuckin bully satoru, maybe I should fuck you next while they sit on your face, see how you fucking feel then huh?"
you couldnt lie that the thought of suffocating gojo between your thighs and having him suck on your clit while geto fucked high pitched whines out of him didnt sound like the worst idea in the world, but that was for another day
reaching down between your legs you rubbed quick circles on your clit while digging your nails into gojos thigh to stabilize yourself,
"oh, i think someone likes that idea" geto smiled, feeling you squeeze and pulse around him, "you wanna help me fuck the brat outta gojo princess? bet we'd make such a g-good team" he punctuated with a particularly deep thrust, almost making you lose yoru balance, resulting in you digging your nails impossibly deeper into gojos thigh
and gojo fucking moaned like a bitch, tipping his head back, both his hands instinctly gripping your hair as he hunched over you biting his lip, taking a deep breath and slowing his hips down, it took every once of his strength not to fill your mouth with his cum at that second
you choked at the rough treatment but were grateful when gojos hips slowed, the opportunity arose to swallow air into your lungs again and you greedily took it
geto's rough treatment of your poor abused pussy bouncing you a little on gojo's cock still, but the loss of gojo also assisting was a nice change of pace
gojo looked up through his lashes at the raven haired man, he was fucking smirking
this had now become a competition, as most things did between them
abandoning one of the hands he had gripped on your hair and reaching out in front of him instead, his target? geto's hair
gripping suguru's signature bun and pulling his face close to his, lips grazing each other as he smiled against the ravens lips, geto's smile now wiped completely off his face, his jaw now slack as he stared into gojos eyes, knowing exactly what gojo was getting at
"i know kissin gets you all hot huh, you wanna kiss me suguru?" his jaw opening slightly, tipping his head back and forth as he looks between sugurus eyes and his lips
you felt geto's cock twich inside you, his pace stuttering a bit at gojo's words, gripping your hip a little harder, for his own sanity, he would apologize for the bruises later
"what do you think baby, should I let him kiss me, huh? he'll probably fill you up the second I get my tongue in his mouth."
the speed at which the roles between them keep reversing is giving you whiplash, bringing you closer and closer to your own release
you try to speak around him, wanting to tell him 𝒚𝒆𝒔𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍 𝒊𝒕, opting to just nod as your mouth was filled to the brim with gojo's thick cock
"yeah, think i will, good call baby," he rubs his thumb on the top of your head soothingly as his attention is now back on geto
"what do you say suguru?" the mans mouth is so close to suguru's own, his eyes now staring at the place theyre about to be connected at
"thank you, thank you princess." he says as gojo finally lets their lips crash together
and its soooo messy, the kiss; if you can even call it that; is all teeth and tongue, both the men moaning into the others mouth, their moans rising in pitch
geto feels like he could cum at any second, but what kind of man would he be if the one who allowed him to cum in the first place didn't get to squirt all over his pretty cock first?
he blindly reaches down between your legs, pushing your own hand out of the way as he quickly finds your clit and rubs is back and forth at a speed that has the coil in your tummy to wind faster than it ever has
"squirt on me baby," he whines into the blondes mouth obscenely "need to feel you cum all over- m-my dick, please baby" he’s whining
suguru's kisses becoming less and less reciprocating as his jaw goes slack and gojo's keeps tongue slides into his mouth
your legs snap together as your cum squirts out all over geto's toned thighs, moans muffles, choking on gojo's cock bordering on blacking out from air deprivation and sheer pleasure as you have the longest and hardest orgasm of your fucking life "m gonna cum, o-oh my god oh my god, fuck gojo fuck, 'm gunna cum, m gonna fill her up" gojo moves his hand to geto's throat, squeezing his throat, hard, tipping his head into sugurus
"m right there with you baby, gunna cum inside her pretty pussy, yeah? gonna cum inside her while I mess up her tight little throat?" hes talking geto through it
and youre trying to keep yourself awake as they fuck you from both ends into overstimulation, squeezing your pussy and swallowing around them both as you try to milk them for all theyre worth
ome of suguru's hands leaving its place on your hip to grab gojos wrist as the white-haired man tightens his grip, knowing just how to bring him to his climax
geto stills before he hunches forward over you and into gojo as he fucks rope after rope of his hot cum into your abused pussy, moans broken up by gasps as gojo tightens and loosens his grip on suguru's throat
quickly pulling out his cock from your mouth gojo pumps his cock at an inhumane pace, your heaving but you still instinctively stick your tonge out, like the good girl you are as his thick cum covers your face, he would feel bad about covering your hair and long pretty eyelashes with his cum but.. who is he kidding, he doesnt feel bad at all, his favorite girl with his seed all over your face, its the prettiest sight hes ever seen
letting your head fall against gojos thigh as your chest rises and falls rapidly, wincing as geto pulls out his softening cock from behind you, biting his lip stairing down at your ruined hole
"heh, i-," "shut the fuck up and come look at at this" suguru cuts off his best friend, gojo pouts but gently slides your head off his thigh to crawl to the other end of the bed and check out the veiw the raven-haired man is so adamant on showing him
your so red and your pussy is so puffy and angry, geto's cum has been steadily dripping out of you and down your thigh
gojo whistles as he pulls your lips apart to get a better look, he swipes his thumb on you, collecting some of your combined cum together, you whine at how sensitive and sore you already are
gojo pushes your shoulder back twords the bed so your chest is facing the ceiling as he leans over you and slips his thumb in your mouth, making you taste you and suguru's combined mess, "what do you say, pretty?" he watches your lips wrap around his finger befoer he pops it out of your mouth
"t-thank you" you say, voice hoarse
gojo giggles, starting to get up from the bed to get some towels to clean the three of you up
"so," you start "when were you guys gonna tell me you’ve fucked before?"
part 2 :p
#this is so self indulgent its insane#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen smut#jjk x reader#jjk x y/n#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk nanami#gojo x reader#gojo satoru x reader#gojou satoru x reader#gojou x reader#gojo satoru#geto suguru#jjk suguru#getou suguru x reader#geto suguru x reader#geto suguru drabble#jjk geto#satosugu#satosugu x reader#stsg#satusugu#satosugu smut#geto x reader#jujutsu geto#geto smut#jjk gojo#gojo smut
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wtf do u mean the rdr2 guide book is $250 im gonna rob someone
#vark posts#im assuming its like my fallout 76 guide book#where its like an art book that goes into extreme detail about every game aspect like enemies and locations and shit#i could be wrong but i want it SOOO BAAAAD#i need to consume every bit of info i can find on this game y'all dont understand#maybe i can save up but at that point im worried my hyperfixation will die off enough that i wont enjoy it as much as i do now#i def still would but if i had it in my hands rn i would experience such extreme euphoria i cant ever get outside of a hyperfixation#yall know what i mean???#im assuming its that expensive cause it was a release thing but fuck man#cant a bitch have merch of their fave games like ever?#im reading the table of contents and god.... this sounds so cool#just having an easily accessible source of all that info without having to dig through the internet or something sounds like a dream#i wish i found this way earlier so i couldve put it on my bday wishlist#its probs for the best anyways so i dont spoil myself cause i know my ass wouldnt be able to resist
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𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐀 𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐓, 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐓 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩
—nanami is fed up of your annoying behavior
cw: smut, rough nanami, really mean nanami, heavy degradation, use of (slut, bitch), hair pulling, cumming inside you, gagging, face fucking, desk sex
a/n: this pic + mean nanami was trending months ago ik, but this is a repost so :’)
Being Satoru’s brat of a sister. Always teasing Nanami about him not having a girlfriend. You’re constantly whining in his ears about the dumbest things. You’re as annoying as your big brother, and Nanami can only tolerate so much. Especially when you decide to catch an attitude with everybody because something didn’t go your way.
That is exactly why Nanami had you on your knees taking his cock, his hand in your hair roughly bobbing your head along his thick length. “Is this what you needed to shut up, hmm?”
“Needed to be treated like the stupid slut that you are. Fuck, you’re so much less annoying like this.” He cursed, eyes dark with rage as he made you take him deeper. Loud gags filling the empty room as Nanami fucked your face.
Mascara filled tears ran down your face as you struggled to breathe. Your nails digging into the muscular man’s thighs. You could feel the tip of his cock slamming into the back of your throat with each movement of his hips. His pace fast and hard, heavy balls slapping your chin repeatedly.
Nanami’s head fell back, a string of curses leaving his mouth before groaning loudly. Two consecutive globs of his spit falling onto your face followed by the sharp slap of his palm. The man using his fingers to spread his saliva and your tears across your cheeks. “So, so much better like this.”
He yanked you up by your hair. Bending you over his desk before thrusting into your sopping pussy with no warning.
You let out soft cries as he bullied your cunt open, stretching you out almost painfully. Nanami groaned loudly when you clenched down on him. His long fingers digging into your cheeks as your moans increased in volume. “Shut the fuck up.” he grunted. Pulling off his tie in one swift motion before stuffing it into your babbling mouth.
“Just shut up and take it. Had enough of your bratty attitude.” He growled meanly.
Nanami’s hips snapped into yours inhumanly, your tits rubbing against the hard wooden desk as your body jerked with every thrust. It felt so good to put you back in your place. He was so fucking tired of hearing your voice.
Nanami this. Nanami that. I want this. I want that. Always getting on like a fucking baby when you didn’t get your way. He was sick of it.
Nanami grabbed onto your two wrists bruisingly, holding them behind your back as his other hand found its place in your hair again. Pulling you up, Nanami held you flush against him, cock reaching even deeper than before as he fucked into your shorter frame.
You felt so tiny against him, your head rested on his broad chest as your sobs were muffled by the yellow and black cloth. Forcing your teary eyes open, you could see the anger on the man’s face. His eyebrows furrowed, hooded eyes glaring down at you and his lips pressed into a scowl.
It gave him maximum satisfaction to see you so dumb on his cock. “Maybe this was your fucking goal all along. To have me ruin you on my cock and fuck that attitude out of you.” He grunted.
“Fuck, i hate you so much baby. Look at you, where’s that annoying bitch now huh?” He laughed darkly. “Gotta keep fucking you like this to keep your dumb slut of a mouth in check.”
You let out a muffled cry, his tie becoming soaked with your tears and spit as drool ran down the sides of your mouth. Knees wobbly beneath you as your eyes rolled back, the man fucking you closer to orgasm.
“Fucking look at me.” he growled, “Look at me when i break this pussy on my cock.” He demanded, his voice rough and deep. You whimpered, glassy eyes looking up at him through wet lashes till you met his brown ones.
Your pussy clenched impossibly harder, your slick running down your thighs as he fucked out your every last brain cell. Slamming up harshly until your mind was etched with nothing but him, his name, and his monster of a cock.
You could feel his veins rubbing against your gummy spot as your body began to shake. Muffled incoherent moans of his name being spilled straight into the fabric between your lips.
“Should’ve known sooner that this is what a slut like you needed. It’s all you’re fucking good for huh baby?” You nodded in agreement with a cry. Obscenely loud squelching sounds filling the room as he sloppily thrusted into your soaked pussy.
A smirk grew on the man’s face. “Maybe I should stop right now and leave you needy for my cock for the rest of the day.” You whined in protest, your tears ready to double in amount. Nanami only smirked wider, “Teach you a real lesson.”
Nanami’s mouth hung slightly in short grunts, his abs tensing behind you. “Fuck, go ahead slut. Cum, make a mess f’ me.”
Your body trembled uncontrollably, your moans and screams going unheard as you squirted. The clear liquid gushing onto the man’s thighs and tiled floor. “Dirty fucking bitch.” he spat, teeth clenched as he contemplated pulling out. “Gonna fill you up with all my cum. Someone like you is bound to be on the pill.”
Nanami stilled deep inside you, his deep groan sounding in your ear as you felt his hot ropes of cum coat your walls. “There we fucking go.” He breathed, remaining buried in your warm cunt for a few more minutes before pulling out.
Upon seeing your messy tear stained face, Nanami’s eyes widened. Did he go too far? Shit. Taking the dripping tie out your mouth, he opened his mouth to ask if you were okay. He was taken aback when you hugged him tightly, looking up at him with a wide grin. You truly were a little slut.
You giggled, “Wanted that for so long. Wish you would have done it sooner.” you pouted. And Nanami simply blinked in surprise as you nuzzled into his chest. You really were a Gojo.
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