broke: eddie munson has handcuffs in his room cause he likes kinky sex
woke: eddie munson has handcuffs in his room because he was once arrested by officer Callahan for possession of marijuana at a halloween party they busted his junior year, but as soon as Callahan sat him on the pavement and turned around, Eddie jumped up and hauled ass into the forest until he reached the trailer park. His uncle had to pick the lock to get them off his dumbass nephew (making eddie swear to 1. never ask how his uncle knew how to pick locks and 2. never get fucking arrested again) Eddie kept the handcuff’s as a memoir of the night he outran the Hawkins Police Department.
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two out of three of ghost’s jokes are about terrorising dogs. soap hates dogs. his other joke is an army joke. soap is former s.a.s, an army corps. the fucking nerd was tailoring his jokes to soap’s taste
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Hey other autistic (and otherwise neurodivergent) peeps, I need to share this tip with you.
If you are (same as me) always searching for new comfort objects or things that make daily life less harsh, try and look in the baby section.
Baby stuff is made to be gentle, to be safe, and (usually) to calm them down. I always skipped it since I haven't been a baby for a very long time and also hope to not have a baby for a very long time, but I have found now multiple items there that helped me with my sensory issues.
I recently found a starprojector there, which gives off the perfect amount of light if I am overstimulated. (And has pretty stars!) I now use it every night as a night light before I go to sleep, and I love it so so much. And I bought the softest plushie, like super super super soft, who has been my comfort in quite a stressful time.
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I've seen some of the things people have cited as marks of character growth in the norse games, but honestly I don't think all of them are. I mean, yeah sure Kratos definitely was a lot more willing to be open with other people and accept help from others, but the willingness to show mercy to someone he's fighting, not wanting to kill someone unless they threaten somebody he cares about, shrugging off personal insults and and threats to himself, showing compassion to someone going through something awful, those are all pretty standard parts of his personality
He's actually consistently a pretty calm person, given the circumstances. It's also not that surprising to see him readily accept Thrud and Angrboda as Atreus' friends, since he's got a bit of a soft spot for kids
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Scug ocs!!
Waspcat, aka Skytreader. Can fly any direction, and eats a lot of meat. Very adept at survival. Her favorite meat is green lizard meat and was raised by nomad scavengers.
Mothcat, aka Lightbringer. The wings glow and have eye markings to ward of predators. Their journey is a more peaceful one, and they live off fruit. Designed by Calm Petals That Fall to bring a neuron to Blue Days
And the last.. Calm Petals herself. Sluggified. She can finally be free, at a cost. Her brain is basically a giant pearl, holding her memories and consciousness. But she didn't realize the procedure was copy and paste, not cut and paste.
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Fuck It Friday!
I was tagged by @wikiangela @giddyupbuck @daffi-990 thank you <3
I spend the week projecting my own abandonment issues writing Buck's pov of the divorced era fic so have a bit of that. Poor thing has no idea he's in for a really bad day. prev snippet
It's worse because the thing he wanted the most was to make sure his stupid feelings didn't get in the way of Eddie and him.
Now here he is because his stupid feelings got in the way of Eddie and him.
So Buck is preparing himself to endure the most awkward shift he has ever worked.
Maybe it wouldn't be that bad.
Maybe they could just be professional until the end of the shift and then Buck could ask Eddie if he can follow him home and they could talk. With no audience. Just work it out.
They can work it out.
There's no way he actually ruined their friendship.
Right?
Eddie would forgive him, and everything would be fine.
He just has to apologize, and they will be okay.
He can do that.
They can talk.
They're good at talking.
Maybe not about their feelings. At least not until something bad happens.
But, well, he's pretty sure they are past the bad threshold here, so they're due to have a heart-to-heart.
Maybe they could even make it through without Buck confessing his stupid feelings.
But they will make it through.
Eddie never held Buck being an impulsive idiot against him.
He definitely wouldn't start now, right?
No pressure tagging 🩷: @eddiebabygirldiaz @bucks118 @try-set-me-on-fire @honestlyeddie @steadfastsaturnsrings @watchyourbuck @housewifebuck @wildlife4life
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wild: brb i’m gonna mix a cup of coffee with seventeen energizing elixirs in a fishbowl and then chug it while a travelling bard sings about the story of my heroic death a century ago so i can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul
twilight: what the—
time: can i join
twilight: WHAT THE—
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You ever see a fic that you start reading and don't really like all that much, cause it just doesn't keep your attention so you keep dnfing it but you keep coming back because GOD DOES THAT TITLE JUST SLAP SO HARD
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