dearest may,

i’ve been Girlbossing at my very serious corporate job and nothing gives me more joy and entertainment than reading the newspapers of gossip your anons provide. i explain some of it to my casual f1 enjoying colleagues (who happen to be long suffering ferrari fans) and we had a great laugh at lunch. thank you for sacrificing your inbox and making me look interesting at work. i wish you all the best for the gossip coming your way this season 🙏🏽

- an avid reader from india

AHSHDHDKKFSTOPPP 💀 I'VE GONE INTERNATIONAL

THREE DIFFERENT UNRELATED REBLOGS ALL SAYING BALDR JUMPSCARE

Brennen Lee Mulligan: she smashes everything off of the table and hurls you onto it-

Aabria Iyengar, eyes turning black: YEAAAAAAA

THAT'S IT

With the behavior out here I'm really gonna start check some of y'all art like this because they're is nothing wrong or difficult about searching up photos for Hobie's skin color ref

If you can't do dark skin right PLEASE make him pink or newspaper colored and call it A DAY I'm begging you

Give me Nicky creating a video full of blurry photos and awkward 2000s transitions for Neil's bday (not the actual one, the 31st of March one) with the "Bitch" song by meredith Brooks.

Lyrics come up, "I'm a bitch" and it's a still of Neil roasting on press duty

"Im a lover" Neil stealing a glance at Andrew, a small smile on his face

"Im a child" photo taken from high angle of Neil looking up at the camera, indignation all over his face, a granola bar in his mouth

"Im a mother" Neil pointing at Kevin chewing him out while Kev is saying sth arms crossed on his chest (or better yet, Kevin and Jean walking to opposite directions but there's a leash around their chest that Neil is holding)

"Im a sinner" shot of Neil eating pinneaple on Pizza and Matt and Dan looking horrified and disgusted on the background

"Im a saint" meme of the cat with the dozen knifes at its throat but on the face of the cat is a poorly cropped picture of Neil raising his eyebrow

got so into my laughingstock feels that i burnt my fuckign toast

Okay as much as I love the demon brothers, I know for a FACT I would never survive in the HOL. I know myself too damn well; I am a living ball of sass, and I would be completely unable to stop myself from sassing Lucifer at every possible opportunity. In turn, he would make it his life’s mission to make me suffer endlessly for it.

Every fucking day I think about Unity Kincaid telling Mr Holdaway that she was going to get to have a life after all after sleeping all of hers away, with her great-granddaughter and -grandson. And that she gave that life up to save Rose. And, unlike in the comics, she wasn’t already dying, it was a sacrifice of time she really could have had - maybe not much of it, but all the more precious for that.

And I break, a little.

likeable vs difficult, tagged by no one! stolen from @e1igius ♡

Well, shit… This is a mood

I've been debating whether to submit this or not but. I've been playing a bit of Astro's Playroom lately and the I'm Your GPU song has been stuck in my head for a week now. Nonstop. During this time I've also been thinking about the ineffable husbands...

So rather than organically, this brainrot connection was established out of pure and utter despair.

I feel like a cat who dropped a dead mouse on your lap. Do with it what you will.

Brainrot is scared of you

the fact that i ALMOST passed the exam last time despite me only NOW understanding what even intermdiate aka bar-level IS in x-bar diagrams is doing nothing to reign in my god coplex tbh

happy pride month they made clare bisexual we LOVE to see it lmfaooooo

everybody steadily losing their entire minds in this episode is. so fucking funny

@alexis-royce I SAW THAT REBLOG BEFORE U DELETED IT

Small question! Are we able to ask where you are in ToQger? Just curious how close you are to the twist in it

Sure thing! My pal and I will be watching episode 30 next. We usually watch a few episodes a week.

He already knows what happens and according to him I've seen other shows that miiiight have had spoilers but I have a mighty pea brain and an incredible talent for dodging stuff online aaahah! I am trying to keep my pre-knowledge of anything ToQger as close to zero as possible lol!