#He's such a bastard LMAO I love him | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

royalarchivist · 6 months

Text

Fit: I should warn you, Pac, [Cucuruchito] likes to flirt a lot.

Pac: W- why you say that?

Fit: C- 'cuz it flirted with me a little bit.

Pac: ... Bye Fit. [He leaves]

[ Fit's POV ]

#Pactw #FitMC #QSMP #Hideduo #FitPac #He's such a bastard LMAO I love him #Look at that smug little smile #I love Pac and I love his character #October 26 2023

475 notes · View notes

stoopidstapler · 2 years

Photo

POV KING DICE JUST MURDERED U

#the cuphead show #cuphead #king dice #WHY IS HE LIKE THAT HEEEEELPP #I HATE HIM BUT I LOVE HIM #also i really appreciate how much of a bastard he was lmao #HES LIKE A TF2 PLAYER #DOIN A TAUNT AFTER HE KILLS U

10K notes · View notes

muirmarie · 4 months

Text

honestly the funniest thing is coming across ppl who are like "bones is so mean to spock 😡😡😡" like spock doesn't go out of his way to be just as big a cunt to mccoy??? it's their LOVE LANGUAGE!!! some of y'all didn't grow up watching tv shows with old broads and old queen-coded men being as cunty as possible to each other OUT OF LOVE. spock spends half his shift on the bridge coming up with mean things to say to his dr the moment mccoy flounce onto the bridge to flirt with jim (affectionate) and spock (derogatory and bloody, there will be no survivors except for them, THEY'RE having a BLAST).

listen when the cards are down they will be thoughtful and worried and touch each other SO gently and fight over who gets to die for each other. all of that is the floor they're standing on. they KNOW that. but GOSH in the meantime they're BOTH having an absolute blast bullying the shit out of each other, bless <3

#c word #since i know a lot of ppl aren't comfortable with it #but i really don't think there's any other word i could substitute because that's THEM lmao #star trek #st:tos #spones #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #spock #mccoy will be having a genuine emotion and spock will go up for a layup and literally dunk the ball ON MCCOY'S HEAD #don't you DARE say he's a poor little meow meow he has TEETH and he will BITE and mccoy's got half-lidded eyes saying BITE MORE PUSSY #and that's LOVE!!!!!#(if you can't guess I've come across one too many spock's a poor little meow meow things recently lmao. he is.......VERY not.)#(EXCEPT when he's hurt and mccoy's trying to help and spock is literally trying to bite his hand off and MCCOY is calling him a poor little #meow meow while PROFUSELY bleeding. that's the ONLY time he's a poor little meow meow)#(if JIM is there then spock will STILL bite mccoy but JIM will be calling him a poor little meow meow and mccoy will be calling him #a sonuvabitch bastard while spock looks up at jim with sad little eyes. jim is wrong in this scenario. mccoy is right. spock is smirking.)

190 notes · View notes

evilbeing · 5 months

Text

Do you see my vision do you see it

#Since I only played Ragnarok #I didn't know how messed up Atreus was in the previous game #seeing my silly boi being a lil bastard and a hysterical kid was something💖#(((I love him even more))))#He broke the trope lmao #atreus #god of war #gow #gow fanart #gowr #atreus fanart #gow ragnorak #god of war ragnarok #gow ragnarok #evilbeing #EvilBeingArt

349 notes · View notes

panncakes · 9 months

Text

"You are obsessed with Tinn. You're obsessed with his world, with his thoughts. Are you sure you can win him over?" / "I'd like to know what kind of man can make our great lawyer so vunerable."

LAWS OF ATTRACTION (2023)

#laws of attraction #laws of attraction the series #loaedit #mine*#bledit #film thanapat #charntinn #tinncharn #he laughs when people appeal to his morals and agrees when they call him a bastard #but there's a part of him that's is so starved for someone to look at him and see goodness in him #that's begging tinn to see that this was the only way for him to survive #that's so hungry for love and recognition #and tinn is already so far under his skin; he's falling for his narrative foil and it's going to change him on a fundamental level!!#salvation through self-recognition through the other!!!#im losing my mind #also adding subtitles to this show is just me going between iqiyi and youtube and cherry picking which interpretations i like the most lmao

163 notes · View notes

mishapen-dear · 10 months

Text

skeppy who?

#mishapen draws #bbh #badboyhalo #qsmp #badboyhalo fanart #basically a study of narcissus by caravaggio but bastardized (badstardized)#sketched it freehand and then laid the sketch over the painting to fix it up #had to fix the positioning of the right arm + knees but overall not a bad bad #this is from that 5 minute bit he had with foolish near the end of stream on the 11th(?) of july where he drank a love potion #and fell in love with himself #took 5-ish hours #so maybe i'll redraw it one day and see if i can get it done faster #part of it was designing him on the fly #and figuring out the physics of fucking. clothes #which turned out to be really fun actually i think im starting to like them #if i were to do it again i think i would make his face even darker and use the helmet/his eye shine to denote where his features are #but it's also dark enough rn that it's hard to see on my phone so maybe not lmao #this has been: your artly scheduled mishapendear ramble #goodbye

178 notes · View notes

thetimetravellercat · 1 year

Text

No one is talking about my favorite Pib moment from last episode where he is like "yeah, I try to hoist the mayor of this town, I place myself behind him and I hold him up" and everyone is like, aw, that's nice, and immediately Pib is like "yeah, I pickpocket him"

#i died #such a pib thing to do #shit fuck #shit #and also he only gets spider glue lmao #i love him #tiny little cat #tiny little bastard cat #neverafter #pib #puss in boots #dimension 20 #d20

304 notes · View notes

flammerouge · 2 months

Text

looking at images from tirreno-adriatico 2021

#gettyimages i love you #wout van aert #tadej pogacar #geraint thomas #tirreno adriatico 2021 #love the ones with G you can basically hear him calling tadej a little bastard in his head #while tadej literally looks like he's chilling lmao

21 notes · View notes

sweetshire · 15 days

Text

So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D

Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.

Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.

#sherlock holmes #my dearest blorbo #he’s my belovedest chewtoy basically #if i think abt how modern adaptations *looking at you bbc sherlock* have ruined his character i get so angry i have to take deep breaths #*mutters darkly* he is NOT an arrogant cold-hearted bitch like he’s portrayed; well he IS a bitch but not a cold-hearted one!!#see. the thing abt holmes is that he’s SUCH a sweet boy okay. and he’s compassionate #he cares sooo much. that’s the reason people come to him when they’re distressed. they trust him #he hates the police. he is a jester at heart. loves his watson #he’s here to help the truly desparate helpless people even if they have no money to pay him for the case. no questions asked. But-#he fucking despises obnoxious rich men. the first time he meets watson a total stranger he *very excitedly* tells him abt his experiment #it’s very adorable. he never stops trying to impress ever. infact blushes furiously when complimented by him #my guy has 0 knowledge of our solar system but he’s written several monographs abt different types of ASHES. go figure!#OH i almost forgot the most important fact he’s special to me bc holmes is an audhd gay disaster bastard. sometimes he’s even bisexual #but mostly he’s acespec and in a qpr w watson. he’s VERY adhd. behaves like an excited cat and oh so cute when he stims. everytime he does #i go SQUEEE. when he’s depressed it’s a goddamn hashtag big mood. as in many other ways he is me i am him #he’s PASSIONATE and KIND that’s all you need to know #acd stories are about just some guy who loves his job (which he invented himself btw after quitting college) that’s it #i am overcome with an almighty need to squeeze his cheeks #he’s everything to me <3 #alright if i don’t stop now i doubt i ever will LMAO bye #acd holmes #if u read till the end u get a cookie and a kiss on the nose i love u

7 notes · View notes

catgirljaneway · 4 months

Text

everytime i see something about tuvix i am filled with inhumane rage ngl

#trek thoughts #shut the fuck UP about tuvix #i'm unconvinced anyone genuinely cared about him or wanted him to live #my conspiracy theory is that the “janeway bad because she killed tuvix” thing was started by weak little men who didn't like there being #a female captain #i can't prove this but i believe it firmly and i if someone brings up tuvix to me i will kill them with the same amount of hesitation with #which janeway killed tuvix #Read: none #so what if she killed him? if my best friend was fused into a different entity and I had to choose between her or stupid smug little tuvix #creature i'd take the creature out back and shoot it with not a moment to spare #also tuvix is fucking annoying i'm not sorry #he's a smug little bastard and I hate him and want to bite him so bad #i hate him so much and i am a lover at heart it is rare for me to hate but i hate that bastard #star trek captains have done FAR worse than this but will people shut the fuck up about him? NO #he's been dead for years get over it losers #remember when janeway made a deal with the borg? now THAT was fucked up (love her for it tho) if you're going to critizise my wife at least #do it for the actual crimes she comitted #she was right to kill tuvix #but seriously i had heard tons about tuvix before watching the episode and when i finally did i was like ??? this is what people were cryin #about??? thought it would be a bigger deal lmao

11 notes · View notes

koro-is-caffeinated · 2 years

Text

I want to see the Professor doing normal things. I want to see him grade papers. I want to see him reading a book sitting on a windowsill and swinging his little fuzzy legs. I want to see him be anatomically expressive and be able to do simple things like gesture or adjust his glasses. I want to see him hunt down little spiders and snack on them. I want to see him wander the halls of Watcher HQ. I want to see him write on chalkboards. I want to see him sitting in chairs and having casual conversations like a person. I want to see him getting carried around like a toddler. I want to see him holding a miniature mug of coffee. Like, yeah, that's a little Muppet, but he has A LIFE. It's imagining such a whimsical and stiff character doing mundane things that makes them feel alive and endearing.

181 notes · View notes

lale-txt · 5 months

Text

trying to write fluff with Naoya be like... and he did not insult you for three minutes straight... for once he let you walk next to him instead of three steps behind him... he looked at you like as if you're human and not trash below his feet...

#i'm kidding but i'm also not #that's the greenest the flag will get for him (it's still bright red and i'm here for it)#i think Naoya is best enjoyed when he's gagged and tied up #but every now and then feminism leaves my body and what can i say #and hey i mean Sukuna loves to EAT women and children #Naoya is just a little bastard man in comparison #he did NOT invent misogyny but he's definitely embracing it lmao #lale.txt

10 notes · View notes

talentforlying · 5 months

Text

also forgot to post about it yesterday, but i have designated december 2nd as constantine's official catch-up day with his niece gemma!! they don't see each other often since she "quit magic for good" (or is very good at pretending she has) but the holidays are a hard time for them both and it's too awkward to explain every year why you avoid your last living relative, so they've agreed on early december for an annual short dinner and chat. sometimes they call on christmas day, but they never meet up; neither of them wants to do christmas without cheryl.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS.#constantine's holiday timeline is very upsetting to me personally :')#his sister was his sanctuary from the life of magic and loneliness and she was taken away from him #and now not only is every holiday season this massive gap in his life where a brief moment of peace should be #but it's an active and painful reminder of what he's lost. and what he's cost his niece #and i think gemma's still resentful of john's failure to save her but she still loves him. and he still wants to be in her life #so this is their compromise. not acknowledging the anniversary of cheryl's death. not faking it through a holiday #dinner and a chat at the top of the month and a reminder that he's a phone call away whenever she wants him around #and then he fucks off to ireland for the pagan festivities until the new year #cos he only really did christmas for gemma and his sister in the first place lmao he'd rather be around the Magic #( headcanons. ) I'M JUST LIKE THE BASTARDS I'VE HATED ALL ME LIFE.

15 notes · View notes

icanbeyourgenie · 4 months

Note

[ Achilles singing a moving ballad about a forgotten love ]

From the moment Achilles walked into the room, Nathaniel had not been able to focus on anything else. But when he started singing the song... It was something else entirely.

Nate was vaguely aware that he was in the middle of a conversation with Calypso, and that his sister was still talking to him, but he was unable to shift back his focus on her. He had never been good at controlling where his attention was headed, but for once he didn't care.

His mind was racing - and going nowhere - with thoughts on how to proceed. This time, he knew what was happening. Achilles didn't remember him. Not yet. It was a good thing, because it meant they had time. But it was also a bad thing because it meant the love of his life had no idea who he was. And an even more terrible thing because Nate had to make a good first impression - and judging by the previous times, it was not his forte.

The siren was still debating his strategy when he noticed something that immediately put him in movement: the minute Achilles stopped singing, Aeron went to him. And even from across the room, Nathaniel could clearly see him flirting.

He should probably take some time to breathe and to think. He did not. Instead, he raced to them.

"Prince Aeron, I'm sorry to interrupt this conversation" (he was not) "but my sister is requesting your presence."

Nathaniel was fully aware that Calypso had no desire to talk to Aeron more than necessary, and that he brutally cut her mid-sentence to come deal with the situation, but he could deal with an angry Calypso. What he couldn't deal with, however, was Aeron flirting with his man.

The same Aeron who, at the present moment, looked at him like he grew another head.

"I doubt that very much."

"And yet it is the truth." Nathaniel turned his head to look at Achilles. He tried not to let his heart rhythm quickens too much, and he failed. "Good evening. Your song was mesmerizing. Did you write it yourself?"

"I did, actually. It came to me in a dream."

Nathaniel smiled at that. "What a beautiful dream it must have been-"

"Yes, actually..." Aeron cut, and just from the look on his face, Nate understood that he revealed too much of his game, and that Aeron would be more than happy to tease him a little bit. "I invited our new bard to sing more of his mesmerizing songs in the afterwards party I'll be organizing in my private chambers. I would invite you, but I know how you princes of the Sea feel about such parties. Such a shame you'll miss out."

"Oh, are you a prince too?" Achilles asked. "I'm sorry for not greeting you properly, your Highness."

Nate would have found it cute if he didn't see red. Aeron 'innocently' put his arm around Achilles' shoulders and Nathaniel felt a violent urge to detach this arm from Aeron's body.

"I don't find this appropriate considering your engagements towards my sister. You know, your wife."

"Well, what a curious thing for you to say. It's the first time I see you advocate that I should spend more time with her. What seem to be the problem?"

"Maybe I'm just not in a mood to let you disrespect her again tonight."

Nate's anger was fueled by Aeron's nonchalance. The bastard even had the audacity to smile, like he was enjoying himself - which he probably was.

"Now, now. No need to be this hostile. We're all allies here, remember?" He smirked as he got a bit closer to Achilles, making Nate's blood boil. "If you're feeling left out, I'm sure my brother will be more than happy to welcome you in his chamber again. You want me to get him for you?"

Nathaniel couldn't tell what it was exactly that made the urge to wipe Aeron's smile. from his face so strong, but the next thing he knew, he was pushing the fae prince in the extravagant cake the High Queen ordered for the night.

The brutal silence that followed is what brought him back to reality. Silence only broken by Aeron's laugh (that little shit). But a silence that reminded him that he was still in enemy territory, and that he just disrespected the favorite son of the High Queen.

He was in for a big serment from Malachai. His brother was already walking in his direction. Which is why he quickly turned to Achilles, who seemed to have no idea how to react.

"How rude of me, I didn't even properly introduce myself. Hi, I'm Nathaniel. Please stay in the castle. I promise I'm not crazy, and I'd love to discuss about your songs."

As he was dragged away by Malachai, watching the guards try to control the chaotic mess he created and looked at Calypso's shocked expression, he realized one thing: After all these times, after all his meetings with Achilles, he was still terrible at first impressions...

#i love the idea that all achilles/nate meetings have been chaotic #bc nate doesn't know how to react to seeing the love of his life who doesn't remember him #so yeah there was many tries #and it's always this bad #but funny af #also aeron is a bastard (affectionate)#so ofc he'd mess with nate #i love to think that it's a little bit cause he has xanthe's interests at heart #but who am i kidding?#it's just cause he loves the drama lmao #and messing with people #writing prompt #nathaniel writing prompt #nathaniel x achilles #nathaniel blackwater #likeafairytale

11 notes · View notes

yenforfairytales · 11 months

Text

Love Potion No. 9 (1992) was on TV before I went to bed, so of course I have the ACCURSED thought of, 'Hmm. What if Terry bought a love potion?'

(Basically in this au, anyone who drinks the potion falls in love with the first person they see.)

So, early 90's Terry buys a love potion from a gypsy, as one does, in an attempt to finally win over Daniel, but Kreese accidentally drinks it instead and becomes infatuated with Daniel. I'm talking full-on homicidal Pepé Le Pew lmao.

Daniel is like 'wtf is happening' the entire time, meanwhile Terry is internally screaming because this is a nightmare.

It quickly turns into one of those TIG action movies where he's gotta protect a tiny brunette from the dangers.

Or in this case, from the Kreese who can suddenly recite poetry while snapping bones of anyone in his way.

Becomes Rambo vs. Rambo as they fight over Daniel-- who might've been more grateful to have a Green Beret on his side if it wasn't the guy's fault that a second Green Beret was after his ass to begin with.

Daniel: 'One psychopath at a time! Everyone's gonna get a turn!' D8<

Terry: 'I'm sorryyy.' T_T

Alternatively:

We can follow the movie's potion premise and make it so that whomever drinks the potion has people falling in love with them just from the sound of their voice. (They become little lovestruck robots and have to do whatever the potion drinker says.)

Imagine Terry buys the potion, planning to drink it and speak in front of Daniel so that the boy will fall in love with him and bend to his will, but somehow the potion ends up in Daniel's drink instead. And Daniel has to keep his mouth shut lest he have hundreds of people(or anyone around the sound of his voice) chase him up and down The Valley.

Chatterbox Daniel having to stay quiet? Unable to speak? Lmao

He'd be so pissed. But he and Terry can speak with just a look, so it isn't really a problem for them to communicate. Daniel's main concern is trying not to speak in front of Terry, but little does Daniel know that the potion wouldn't work on Terry anyway, because Terry's already legitimately in love with him.

Blah, blah, stuff happens and at the end, Terry does manage to get his hands on another potion and proceeds with his original plan, but wait a sec-- Why isn't Daniel fawning over me and doing whatever I ask? Why is he still standing there yelling at me, completely unaffected?

Daniel: 'Because I was already in love with you, you idiot!'

*proceeds to beat with fists*

🕊💕

#terry is enough of a bastard to do this #you know he would #bastard terry #ngl this is basically Daniel's life anyway #not a huge difference lmao #kreese has more jumpscares left in him i just know it #lakreese #silverusso #love potion au #my post

20 notes · View notes

mushroom-for-art · 10 months

Text

@seasidemew the fuckin!! Lad of all time!including get smooched idiot versions

#my art #@seasidemew oc #@seasidemew syn #The bestest boy and biggest bastard ever #I love him so much #He was so fun to do lmao if hard to replicate #Me squinting at his ref like >- > is that the right color and pattern #Ft Tan #Like Sin Cos Tan dumb joke is done #Only @seasidemew will understand #By popular demand Tan has had his kiss license restored #And also a mew eyed boy just to fuck with Syns head

13 notes · View notes