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fryday · 3 days

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"Can I have one more Squashie? And then I'll stop."

#i know everyone's clipped and gif'ed and talked about this moment already but i needed to make it for myself #take my humble offering bc i'll never ever ever be over this #this was more devastating to me than orange heart. than “gay”. no lie #no disrespect to those monumental moments #but this right here #holy shit #dan and phil #dnp #dpgdaily #dan and phil games #dapg #dapgames #dnpgames #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #my stuff #my gifs

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xxhellonursexx · 2 days

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At this point, it might just be easier for Armand to list who he HASN'T fucked.

#when I asked “is there ANY character that Armand isn't destined to fuck” I was being a jokester #holy shit #iwtv #interview with the vampire #armand #iwtv spoilers

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toomanyideasandfandoms · 2 days

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Death seeking creator with Zhongli idea

Whenever Zhongli remembers that it was their that the creator was hurt to this degree, he felt like he should go through the painfullest of deaths but he can't... Not right now, not while leaving the creator in such a state. So, he retired from the Funeral Palor and spend his days caring for the creator.

Today, too, Zhongli walked into the tranquil adobe of the creator as he carried the tea he personally brewed to offer the creator. The tea contained the calming effects that is very much needed for the creator's tired mind.

Maybe because of his relentless efforts or because of the effects of all the tea and medicine, the creator is becoming a bit more stable these days, meaning they are not asking him to squish them with the meteor he summon.

Relishing in the small change of the creator, Zhongli stood in front of the creator's room and asked, "Your grace, may I come in?"

What came back to him was the answer "Yes, you may," accompanied by the small giggles of the creator.

Zhongli opened the door and looked for the creator's form wondering what could make them so amused. And there they were, wearing white silk gown, sitting in the middle of the silk bed Ninggaung had presented to them. Their face bloomed into a full smile as they locked eyes with him.

The smile was so radiant that Zhongli would have liked to bath in all of its glory

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if not for the gold, gold, gold everywhere invading all of his five senses.

The gold was staining the silk bed sheet, the white gown, the marble floor and the creator's arms, and legs and face.

In their hand was a hair pin Zhongli had presented to them a week ago, contented in the fact that they stopped asking him to kill them.

Sitting in the pool of their own blood, the creator said, "Surprise!", like a child whose prank was successful.

"You...r.... Your.... Grace.... What have you done?"

Zhongli asked as he dropped the tea pot tray in his hands to run to your side.

"Hehe, I... surprised you right!" They asked as they coughed up blood.

"I got the idea... from Kaeya. The best way to disappoint someone is by making them hope and breaking that hope."

That was their last words before they disappeared into thin air and left nothing but ash.

Ah-

OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD

YOU

YOUR BRAIN, GIVE ME IT. THIS IS EXQUISITE. SO MARVELOUS. JUST ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY PERFECT.

I BOW WITH MY HEAD SLAMMING INTO THE FLOOR TO YOU, OH GREAT BRILLIANT ANON. OH HOW LOVELY THIS WRITING IS, IT IS LIKE IVE BEEN SHOWN THE WONDERS OF MY OWN MIND

GIVE THIS ANON PRAISE EVERYONE, GIVE THEM SO MANY PROPS AND HONOR. TRULY A WONDERFUL DISPLAY OF WRITING AND PUTTING FULL FORCE INTO THE IDEA OF OUR DEATH SEEKING CREATOR AU

#sagau #genshin sagau #death seeking creator #others ideas #cw death #im fucking screaming #HOLY SHIT #I WISH I COULD WRITE LIKE YOU #YOU JUST #UNHOLY SCREAMS OF ENVY

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chaos-is-fun1 · 3 days

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I'm having so many thoughts about the finale specifically Quixis as a whole so Uh

Spoilers for the finale of fable sherbs pov

I'm thinking about these things a lot now but like I really want to know now who was the Quixis before Midas? Who were the Quixixes (Quixi?) before Midas? Who was the very first Quixis? why does the title of Quixis exist like who decided like lorewise thats the name and WHY?!

And against the judgement of my friend who's objectively correct I will not put any of this as questions in the qna because haha ✨️No✨️

#holy shit #the finale was so cool #fable smp spoilers #fable smp finale #fable smp #icarus morningstar #fsmp #fablesmp #sherbertquake56 #fable smp icarus #fablesmpblr #quixis fable smp #fable smp quixis #quixis #Fable Smp Midas #Midas Fable Smp

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nehruid · 2 days

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I need them to interact

#dr ratio #reverse 1999 37 #reverse 1999 #honkai star rail #I JUST REALISED THEY WERE BOTH ON THE BANNER ON THE SAME MONTH #holy shit #Also theyre like super greek inspired

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miscellaneoussmp · 14 hours

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IT'S NOT A RESET IT'S A TIME SKIP!!!! WOAH!!!!!!

#qsmp #qsmp horror expedition #HOLY SHIT

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femmetay · 2 days

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message in a bottle how you get the girl iykyk

#holy shit

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horror-aesthete · 9 hours

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The Haunting of Bly Mannor, 2020, dir. Mike Flanagan

SE01E01 The Great Good Place

#horror aesthetic #horror tv #horror quotes #the haunting of bly manor #GOD this is #so maurice 1987 #holy shit #queer fear

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murphycooper · 2 days

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ARMAND IS ALICE?

#HOLY SHIT #armand x daniel #daniel x armand #interview with the vampire #iwtv #iwtv spoilers #spoilers

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monstrumpuella · 2 days

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#lore olympus #lo hades #lo persephone #hades x persephone #holy shit #my heart #they've come so far #😭#and now we're done to two chapters left till the finale!!!#im not ready!!! 😭

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dougielombax · 7 months

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I wonder what the largest shellfish is?

Edit: Okay this post is getting a LOT of traction. What is going on?

Edit: Fucking hell.

This post has set off a fucking MINEFIELD!!!

What have I DONE????!!!!!

I’ve lit the blue touch paper and found there’s nowhere to run to!

I’ve summoned a wolf only to unleash a tiger!!!!! Made of fire! And nails.

Probably….

Idk.

Edit 2: 5,000 Notes! Good god! What the HELL do you want from me. I’ve never had a post of mine take off like this until now.

Some got close like the one about homeowner associations (fucking powertripping middle aged mediocrities!) which got at least 1.5k notes but this is the most I’ve gotten on a single post so far.

Anyway.

AND this post has officially gone to hell. (6,666 notes)

Edit: 8,000 notes! Holy shit!

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WHO THE HELL TURNED OFF THE REPLY THREAD FOR THE REBLOGS?!

Okay never mind it’s back. For now at least.

Anyway.

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rabid-transcendentalist · 4 months

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#british royal family #king charles #destiel news #holy shit #commemorative meme

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emahriel · 9 months

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I am losing my mind. source: x

#i am screaming rn #she done did it #holy shit #ty to her gf for asking her to do this #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart #jennifer english #bg3actormeme

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cruell-summers · 7 months

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"your new girl is my clone" would've caused deaths in 2014 what the FUCK

#that and 'if she's got blue eyes i will surmise that you'll probably date her'#holy shit #is it over now?#📀: 1989 tv #🎤: taylor swift #1989 taylor's version #1989 tv #taylor swift #swifties #cee speaks into the void

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thebibliosphere · 4 months

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I just got access to Tumblr Patio, and oh, oh. It's like Tweet Deck but for Tumblr.

I... I actually kind of like it. I can see my activity and reply to people way easier and oh. OH.

I can customize it to see my DMs. OH MY GOD, I CAN READ MY DM'S WITHOUT THE LITTLE POP-UP THING BREAKING. AAAH, FINALLY

#no you don't understand #that function has been broken for me for years #I can only ever see the top ten messages and then it just breaks #I just scrolled through about 100 unread messages #I can finally read them #holy shit

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amnesia-filled-gardens · 28 days

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"Joel is obsessed with Etho" "Etho is obsessed with Joel" Yes, but- I wanna talk about Iskall. This man bought SIXTY-FOUR. A FULL. STACK. Of Joel stamps. And sent him not one, not two, not three, but four packages, with messages that all end with "x", aka "kisses", to Joel the same episode he got his mailbox. He also sent a ghast tear named "My tear of happiness" with a piece of paper that said "For you x"