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delilahmidnight · 1 year

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#holy shit. holy fuck. not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god #maui #moana #genderbend #cosplay #tiktoks

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honestlyhiswife · 6 months

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oh my god.

“oh i’m a feminist. i wanna put a woman on top. and on the back, on her knees”

#honey has the mic #my god #like. holy shit #johnny soap mactavish

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baltharino · 3 months

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Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

#monty python and the holy grail #monty python #the black knight #king arthur pendragon #john cleese #graham chapman #live action #dailyflicks #filmdaily #filmedit #movieedit #cinematv #dailytvfilmgifs #filmgifs #moviegifs #gif #gifset #some of the jokes in this were a tad repetitive for my taste but god. the black knight has a place in my heart

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mutualcombat · 21 days

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SPIDERWEAVE GANG RISE UP

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cheesit-notes · 9 months

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"s'fucking small"

lieutenant ghost who has a major size kink.

tags: MDNI!, size kink obvi, manhandling teehee, fem reader, fingering, you're put in a mating press, lowkey praise?

a/n: sorry for the late post, i went to hoyofest '23 and then tumblr went down for a bit but teehee take ghost and size kink (i want him to manhandle me)

ghost likes to hold things after you hold them just to see how big his hands look on it compared to yours. does the thing where he makes you hold his phone and later compares it to his cock. (when hard, he is most definitely over 7 inches and at least 5 inches in girth, you can't tell me he can act like this if his cock was any less)

loves manhandling you 'cause god, look at you! so small next to him. he absolutely adores your hand in his, just shows him how big he is compared to you.

when he has you pinned to the bed, legs spread out showing off your pretty little cunt to him, just him. god, and you're so wet, letting him slip in a finger in so easily. one hand holding yours down, your knees pressing against your chest as he pushes himself onto you. revels in the fact he can just engulf your entire body with his larger one.

slips a few fingers in and out, seeing you squirm around trying to rub on him trying to get any form of friction. teases you by rubbing your clit, just a little. then when he's had enough, he'll stand up and let you watch as he slowly takes off his belt and let his cock spring free.

an arm to support him, your knees now next to your head because of the position, and his cock lined up with your cunt. he'll ram it in with no time for you to adjust (he's so mean). gets him all riled up seeing a bulge in your stomach. he'll grunt out your name and little comments about how you're "s'fucking small" and how you're taking him in sooo good. he'll put you in a mating press. eventually, he's just panting and moaning your name as you squeeze around him with a death grip on your hips and thighs.

god you look so cute as he fucks your brains out.

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moonlightmagical · 1 month

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once again a lou wilson reaction represents the entire audience, as this was exactly the face i was making as the last 20 minutes of episode 11 happened

#IM LIKE #HOLY FUCK #WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL #OH MY GOD #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 #fh #fhjy

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linddzz · 9 months

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Thinking about Weird Barbie and how she's the very obviously queer outsider of the Barbie world, she straddles the lines between Barbie and the Real World. She's the most aware of the performative nature of it all. She supports Barbie while also gently mocking her panic at losing the hyperfeminine perfection. Her weird house is also home to the discontinued reject weird Barbies, the outcasts (including very gay earring Ken) who never fell into either the original matriarchy or the Kentriarchy brainwashing.

The other more classically heteronormative and beautiful Barbies both pity and fear her, and at first the narrative pities her as well. She's the vessel of girls going weird and crazy and feral on their dolls and that's amazing. Weird Barbie is aware of who she is and how the world sees her and she loves it. She's Weird Barbie and She Owns It.

#i couldnt identify with a lot of the Barbies Feminine Crisis on as deep a level as other women i know #but holy shit did i see what they did with Weird Barbie aka Queer Barbie #GOD this movie did such a great job capturing the feeling of #gender is fake and but also its real #ive been having gender thoughts #mostly about how im so goddamn ambivalent about gender that i can't even identify #with the idea of thinking about What Is My Gender enough to say its nonbinary #my gender is Sure Okay #she/her yeah fine its whatever #barbie

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ventique18 · 21 days

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He is both incredibly thirsty and desperate but is somehow oblivious of it lmao

See? Desperate.

#fucking thirsty mf holy shit #my god #i cannot believe this guy #twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #malleus draconia #malleus x reader

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lazylittledragon · 8 months

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pov: they saw you from across the room and think your vibe is disgusting

#taz #taz balance #the adventure zone #taako #lup #i bet this gave some of you whiplash #i don’t have my old palette anymore so i had to guess #oh my god i think i was still a girl the last time i drew them #how the turn tables #edit: holy shit everyone’s still here 🥺🥺

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hrokkall · 3 days

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Mama gave me music lessons,

now I play the saddest songs

#ULTRAKILL #Ultrakill spoilers #<- God I hope everyone who hasn't played the update has that blocked by now #Gutterman #Gutterman ultrakill #Mother mother mother of me. Save me mother mother mother of me. Save me. Mother mother mother of me save me #Also shoutout to ME for writing a snippet that predicted this in DECEMBER of last year. That I completely forgot about.#It was not NEARLY as emotionally devastating as what was in the game though. Holy Shit. So I HAD to draw something for the real 7-2 poem #Also if you scrolled through the tags this far; caption is from an unreleased Mother Mother song that I've loved dearly for many years.#Hrokkall art #1k

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cacaocheri · 2 months

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sun's a lil shit but at least his tactics work most of the time

#dont look at me #aughh hhghguhug hghg #just take it just TAKE it #sun fnaf #fnaf sun #if you saw me post this three separate times no you didn't #holy shit tumblr is giving me the HARDEST time in the world when it comes to posting my god #finally not censoring this version dear lord #my art #charlie daydreamers #sundrop fnaf #sun security breach #fnaf security breach #sundrop #dca fandom #the daycare attendant

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andi-o-geyser · 1 year

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local gang of dnd players intimidate and viciously bully game show host sam reich, threatening to push his ass down the stairs like he's a 90-year-old grandma in a retirement home. more at 8