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factual-fantasy · 5 months

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26 askss!! ✨💖🐻💖✨

@milk-powrit

XD actually, Bibi never minded being the shortest. Because Jangles and I never made fun of him for it. But he's probably happy that there's now 2 people short enough to give him proper hugs 🥺

And to be honest, I haven't thought too much out about character facts :0 other than Cici is a smarty pants and can be a lil sassy at times XD But in a harmless/charming way.

Also oh yeah, Gerald loves puns. XDD Although he hasn't had any cake before.. so idk what his favorite could be. What ever is the funniest flavor I suppose XDD

@luckyglasses

AAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :DD Happy holidays!! :}}

@deadly-skeleton123

Oh you're new to Tumblr? Ahhh word of advice then- If I may? It might be a good idea to change your profile picture. Tumblr has a big bot problem. And a lot of the bots have default profile pictures just like yours. A lot of people might see your account in their feed and just block/report on sight. Not fun.. also I suggest you do the same though, if someone with default profile picture, banner, no bio, no posts follows you... that's probaaaaably a bot and should be blocked--

ANYWAYS! So for the Captain Barnacles/Crab comic. I don't plan on finishing it. And the reason why I abandoned it was because the way I had written the comic had everyone acting out of character. The blood was over the top, it was too dramatic,, ugh.. I got tired of my own comic half way through making it. <XD

The comic was gonna end with the rest of the crew showing up, they take the Captain to the octopod, and Peso cries because "I was too scared to help the Captain.." Which is just stupid <XD

Peso would not cower in fear in this situation. Even if Captain Barnacles turned like that and became very scary. Peso has had an extended history of getting it together and braving through anything to help creatures in need. And if his own Captain/friend was hurt? Nothing would stop him. Nothing could scare him away.

In the perfect re-write, Peso would ace this situation. He would approach Barnacles perfectly and calm him down. He would patch the wound, guide him to the gups. Guide him into the octopod and into the med-bay. Expertly deal with the wound and clean up all the blood.

Sure maybe after everything was done he would cry a bit out of the stress of it all. But originally everyone else did everything for Peso because he was too scared to help the scARy CapTAIN OOOO!!

Nah, that dumb. Peso is way stronger than that. #justiceforpeso

I made one yeeeaaarrs ago when I was into Sonic. But it centered around a Sonic OC of mine. <XD I don't tend to do much insert OC stuff anymore..

I imagine Bonnie would just sigh and try to get through it on his own. And not go to Foxy for help.. Worse case scenario he gets overwhelmed and shuts down on stage and ruins the show. Which is fine by him. He'd think, "Serves them right for puttin me on that stage. Faz-bear entertainment deserves to have their show flop for how they've treated me.. for how they've treated us."

XDD Hey! That's Veggietales isn't it?

@elegysonnet

XD That's what I was thinkin! That, and they were basically fully fleshed out characters but their bodies just didn't exist yet. Since their future existence was so set in stone Jangles was able to connect to their minds..?? XD I guess??

Thank you so much!! :DD Also CAPTAIN BARNACALES FTWWW!! ✨💖🐻💖✨

@taizarack

XD New friend indeed! Cici is technically an old friend, she's existed longer than Jangles and Gerald! XD

@manybrokenquills

JOKES ON YOU I'M ALL OF THOSE THINGS XDD

Also thank you! I'm glad you've stuck around and like what you see! :DDD

@wildwitchofthewest

AAAAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :DDDDD

@smallangryartist

1: AAAA I'm glad it fooled you! When I drew it in I knew that anyone with a different Tumblr theme wouldn't be fooled.. but I'm glad I got at least 2 people! XDD

2: Also aww.. even if they were happy tears, sorry for making you cry! <XD

ALSO WAAA THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :DD Also also don't worry, I'm taking a nap and drinking water at the same time as we speak! XD

(Also also also that heart shattering might come sooner than you think..👀)

Nahh, my gnome is built different. All he needs to thrive is a steady supply of pepperoni pizza and a very large 3 inch deep puddle XD

@beryl-shade

Maybe! :0 At the very least I imagine they'd get along. My Seam is soft spoken, polite, mellow.. he's probably a nice person to share a cup of tea with! :}

THANK YOU SO MUCH!! :DDD

@coolkoaladeer @thesweetishfish

@boringa55binch

Its hard to say, I didn't ever like.. try to replicate an art style and draw something unrelated. Like- if I was drawing in the gravity falls art style, I was drawing gravity falls stuff. I wouldn't draw in the gravity falls art style and draw random ocs and stuff. If that makes sense-

But maybe one style was easier to draw hands in than another. So I.. might have adopted some stuff..?? I guess??

I guess that would mean my art style developed off of the different franchises I made fanart from? If that's the case it was likely Gravity Falls, Sonic x, and Steven Universe..? Mostly?? XD Sorry this answer is all over the place-

Many actually! Its just unfortunate because all of them are giant comic ideas but I'm too wiped out from my 20k celebration to really draw any of themmmm... 😩sighhhh

@funtimespringscare101

XDDD I'm glad you like them! And I can imagine that they might be shy to hug new people- but Gerald probably wouldn't mind! XD

@ayoshivader

Since that statement I have re-written the timeline.. So who's to say any of that still stuck and what her motives were/are now..? 👀

<XD I've never played the paper mario games so that's why I've never drawn them.. it sounds really cute though! :D

Taking the quilt off does nothing, the quilt doesn't bring them to life either! Remember that Bibi could talk when he was a still picture and was brought to "life" without the use of a quilt or even any glowy effects. Also Jangles had a quilt as a drawing and was "brought to life" using a pen!

The point I'm getting at is, Pen? Quilt? It doesn't matter. None of these methods actually give the characters life. I do. All these fancy ways I seem to bring them to life are just for show <XD

@housome

XD The first thing that came to mind was Freddy telling Fredbear about Gregory.

Freddy: "I'm keeping a child hidden in the basement.."

Fredbear: "...you're keeping a CHILD in the BASEMENT??"

Freddy: "LISTEN ITS TO PROTECT HIM--"

Also thank you! :DD

Naahhh he'll be fine 😉

And yay! Cici and Gerald!!! XDD

To put it simply, fanart makes me feel bad. And Comments make me feel good. So I prefer comments to fanart. 👌

To complicate it a bit, when I post artwork I'm just sitting there all giddy waiting for the first "AKSJKASAU WAAAAA 😭😭😭" comment to pop up. When I get fanart I immediately get frustrated and uncomfortable. Fanart feels like stealing and usually invokes a negative reaction from me. So if people want to show their appreciation for my work, leaving comments is 100% more effective and preferred. 👍

Also thank you! :DD

@scp-16217

XD These are great match ups!

#my response #factual fam #fnaf security breach #octonauts #undertale #deltarune #the amazing digital circus

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velvetineblue · 9 months

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Getting Taiyang a birthday present has always been a struggle over the years. It’s weird because Mana never had too much trouble with thinking of something ( sans the time she actually got him War & Peace as a present- it was a joke she said, before presenting him his actual present ) so one might think her influence would rub off on Calum.

It hasn’t, but Calum did figure out what to get Taiyang for his birthday!

“This from Sol,” he says, handing Taiyang a roll of paper tied with a blue-green ribbon. “They worked on it for the last week.” Which, for a child is a very long time.

And then Calum hands him box with a piano wire bracelet with a silver charm of a tremble clef attached. That and there's an accompanying plate of cookies beneath because he’s assuming Taiyang is also hungry… “Try not to wear it in the water.” Calum adds hastily. “…I don’t think it’s waterproof.”

( HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHARK BOI :DDDDD winter you'll be getting a few more asks from me :3 )

birthdays are a strange thing. he's caught between delight and embarrassment— embarrassment for what, he doesn't quite know; like it's an embarrassment, an inconvenience to be born. taking up so much space in a room, and in the minds of others, for a day— it's nice . . . but that same heightened significance feels a little selfish... and unfamiliar. in his childhood home, his birthdays had gradually become no big affair, but Taiyang had learned not to mind it. even to prefer it that way. because what was worse: a quiet day with a cake and a few presents, or a birthday 'party', where his friends and classmates were exposed to the sad state of affairs that was his home life? ( the memories of his father, drunk as usual, blustering around the room, telling his stupid stories to a chorus of laughs— but hovering only one escalation away from erupting the gathering into chaos? ) NO THANKS. no, he'd learned not to ask for much: if you want for nothing, then the heavy weight of disappointment could not drop down on you, like a cartoon anvil from the sky, squishing coyotes underneath it . . .

but perhaps that's why his eyes light up at the simplest thing: a rolled-up piece of paper with the crayon markings of a child. or marker, or maybe watercolor paint— whatever Sol had deemed an appropriate artistic rendering for his birthday, it would be cherished more than the most expensive gallery art piece could ever be. looking it over with the biggest grin, he can't help but laugh at the innocent imagination of the kid, put to paper. " I'm so keeping this. Sol's gonna have to look at it when they're like 15 years old, and they think it's embarrassing as hell— I don't care. it's staying on the fridge forever. " but what was 'forever' to a child, anyway? a week probably felt like a lifetime in their little hands, which made the artwork that much more precious. smile beaming, he settles for words of gratitude more within the understanding of a child: " tell Sol I love it. " Taiyang would, too, next time he sees them.

already giddy from the cute gift, he blinks in surprise when there's a box, too. ( the cookies, well, he kind of eagerly anticipated: Calum seemed like the homemade-gift type to him, and Calum knew how much Tai loved his homemade baking . . . in all the time he'd known him, Calum had probably picked up on what Tai's favorite recipes were, too; and one glance at the plates content confirmed his suspicion. if it weren't for the surprise third gift, he would have grabbed and teared into a cookie already— )

but instead, he takes the box gingerly, giving it a slight shake. ( not the best idea— what if it was something fragile? ) " is this jewelry? " a faux thoughtful look is given towards his friend; " are you proposing to me, Calum Reynolds? finally; it's about time... " jokes aside, he unwraps the item, delicate silver glinting into his eyes. as the pretty piece of jewelry unravels, he feels the warm, fuzzy static of nostalgia in his belly . . . it invokes visions of his grandmother, setting him on her lap, his little toddler feet dangling... a happy jazz-piano song filtering through the house on a summer day, white window curtains flapping gently in the warm breeze... his mom and grandmom laughing in the kitchen over the sink. it's like, all the happy memories of his childhood mixed with the slight sadness that it's gone. . . but more than anything, it's the feeling of family. Calum's voice breaks him out the momentary reverie. Tai looks up at him, and sees family. family in the flesh, standing right in front of him; not drifting through his memories. that's Calum... he registers his words slowly. " right... yeah. I won't, " he confirms, seeming a little distracted— ( but in a good way. there's a lump in his throat. ) he's not really much of a huggy person, with most people, but . . . Calum is family. so, he's gathered into a bear-hug, with an appreciative pat to his back. " thanks. for everything. " and he doesn't just mean the gifts. when he pulls back, he attaches the bracelet around his wrist, looking down with a smile. " hey, do you even like piano ... ? I should play something for you sometime— if you do. "

#SORRY I'M SO LATE TO GET TO THESE i think its bc tai-muse feels weird & awkward abt birthdays so he's like ummmmmmMMMMmmasjjaj #buT I'M GETTIN THRU THEM && also he wuvs calum sm #calum you are his BRO in every sense of the word; the u w u 's are overflowing for calum #asjajja #tenderpulsive

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hesperkat · 1 year

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HIIIIIIIIIIIIII FOR WRITER ASK GAME >:DDDDD

💭 What inspires you and your writing?

✨️ Out of the comments you’ve received on your fics, what are two or three of your favorites?

💘 Is it easier to write angst or fluff?

Oooooo

Everything is under the cut bc this is gonna be long—-

I’m inspired by a lot of people, both fanfic writers and Undertale enthusiasts. But the main ones are you— cuz I’d be damned if you weren’t on the list ;3 (the dynamic and relationship btwn Mc and Sans makes me melt into a large puddle and makes my heart to little flips)— llamagoddessofficial (her reverse harem AND single sans x readers have made me cry ;-;), capnhanbers (their Sans x Oc fic Jack of All Trades is addicting, it’s the only Sans x Oc I’ve 100% enjoyed to date and will definitely take inspo from if I make one), carlyraejepsans (their takes on canon in the UtDr universe makes me double take on all of the fanon content that somehow made itself be known as canon when it’s not, the other world theory is also great), Aka Indulgence (her Moon god Sans AU kills me in the best ways possible), htsans (It’s Just A Game is the only existentialist fic I’ve ever read and cried from— It’s too good ;0; they’re also updating it next month so I’m a happy enby), and WAYYY more Undertale fanfic writers and enthusiasts.

Comments…. Oh stars—-

Sneakyfox55 (ur obviously on here— no question— ur iconic and amazing <3):

"You could recall his amazement at Autumn, even when he was on his deathbed." THAT TOOK ME SO OFF-GUARD I. GENUINELY SAID "WHAT?" OUT LOUD REALLY LOUDLY I'M FHDJGBFDHGFHJDF

AND THE LINE "You guess losing him just topped the cake of despair a heavenly baker from above had been constructing."??????? HUH?????????????????????? EXCUSE ME THIS IS GREAT AND AMAZING AND YOU'RE SO TALENTED AND HOW ARE YOU SO, GREAT AT WRITING WHAT FDHDGFJHDFGFHJDGDHJ

ALSO I GOT DISTRACTED MAJORLY HALFWAY THROUGH THIS AND STARTED WORKING ON MY ONESHOT AGAIN BECAUSE. INSPIRATION BECAUSE OF THIS BUT ANYWAY JHDGDFJHSD

THIS IS SO GOOOODDDDD AND, ALSO AS HEARTBREAKING AS I IMAGINED GOOD JOB I LOVE IT SO SO MUCH SOBB ;;;;;;;;;;;;

Screen Grab: This concept seems really cool! Can’t wait to see what you do with it!

UnfinishedThen: I'm crying in a hotel cause of this thanks. Great fic

Racoonman090 (if anywhere in this says rac that’s cuz I lost where my cursor was ;0;): You are evil but brilliant 😭😭😭

(couldn’t just pick two or three— :3c)

Lasttt Questionnnn—- Angst or Fluff?? Which is easier???? Depends on my mood and what I’m going for. Sometimes it’s just generally harder for me to write one or the other, so I sometimes go for a mix of both to kick myself in the ass and say do it anyways ;3

#hesperanswers #dae talks #kat #undertale #sans x reader #answered asks #sans #mutuals #sneakyfox55

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ominouspositivity-or-else · 1 year

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O_O SOMEONE BOUGHT ME SOMETHING WTF

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ANON!! I enjoy the little horse very much!!!

:DDDDD His name is Midnight Stardust! you are all invited to the christening! it's tomorrow at three. bring your own cake. I will make the tea.

#horse game #thanks for the gift!#!!!!!!#TYSM ANON #stars above why do people spend money on me <3 #tysm!!!

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kewltie · 2 years

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Hello! I didn't have a question but more like I just wanted to praise you XD my Twitter is in priv so I don't think my comment would be seen, but I feel like you deserve to know how good of a writer you are and how much I adore your ideas! I've been following your work now for some years and I really really like them. My current favourite is the Numbers AU and I'm so glad you've decided to write about them again. PS Hikaru is adorable, and I would stuff him with cake if I could XD anyways!! I

hi anon!!!!!

you caught me at a good time. im just getting ready to go to the hospital lmao when i saw this. awe, thank you very much!!!!!! i cant believe it been that long but i appreciate all your support :DDDDD. i love, love stepdad au so much and it's unfortunate i dont talk about it enough. i talk more about kasumi tho but i think kasumi gets a lot of attention bc she's the STAR of her series and she's ya know kasumi her personality is like electrifying while in the stepdad au it's the numbers and each kid take turn to shine and share the story. but what i like best about stepdad au is that it's a story of family and siblings. i think i dont write it as often because it's very hard to juggle like FOUR diff kids' voice in a scene and each vying for time and attention so when im writing them i have to constantly know what each kid is doing and what they would say and react... a bit difficult but overall interesting once everything come together because, god i hope, that they come off truly as siblings who rip into each other but would tear the world down for each other.

ahhh, thank you so much for stopping by!!!!

p.s. you're not the only one!!! hikaru is totally katsuki's fav and everyone knows it lmao. he's most similar to izuku and that's why katsuki dotes on him shamelessly and the rest of the numbers constantly abuse that knowledge to get what they want of katsuki by using hikaru.

#ask #anonymous

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lonelyvomit · 2 years

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The thing I know for sure about the wrestling video is that the two people have to be a similar height because of the proportion. In addition to that, the half naked guy has "thin" legs so he is either joel (but the only actual match in height would be tommi) or joonas. If that is joonas then the dressed guy is probably olli because his legs don't look as muscly as niko's or aleksi's (also the cuffed pants are olli's signature look). Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

see I don't think the two people look necessary the same height? imo that naked torso is pretty long compared to the other person's legs so I could easily see it being Joel and someone else.

this is where I'm at:

top: Porko or Joel - I thought it was Porko at first cus being half naked is his damn signature, but with the lack of the calf tattoo & the height & broad shoulders I've switched over to Joel.

bottom: snus says Niko, but I think his calves are bigger. not sure if there's enough cake for it to be Aleksi? cuffed pants support Olli but Olli and Joel aren't usually the closest besties (not trying to start any shit lmao I'm just saying they don't post that many selfies together etc) so idk how likely they're to wrestle each other. kind of leaves Porko and I think the curling toes have his energy but I feel like his legs are just a bit skinnier and the snus is distracting cus Porko also smokes so idk if he uses snus too.

in short I got fucking nothing bro I'm lost and I need to drop this because it's hurting my brain :''DDDdd

#asks

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violettierre · 2 years

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i donnu if you had done this but... ship your moots with tr or jjk characters :)) (if you want to)

I LOVE YOU ANON!!!!!! ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS!!!!!!!!

@vscolldooojin you're pretty sweet, sometimes an ass, but sweet. I also like your cheese cakes... that wasn't important i just wanted to point that out... so i ship you with Miwa she is the sweetest one in jjk.

@sammiecap an my asshole. A my piece of shit. The definition of my motherfucker. I ship you with truck-kun. Meh, ykw you can have your Takeomi for all i care.

@geltears i love you, you're so sweet T°T that's why you need the sweetest person so they can treat you the way you deserve, totally Mitsuya.

@virtue-and-beneviolence me. I ship you with me. lol jk jk you sometimes remind me of my sister; roast me alot playfully mean, so i think you'll get along with Koko (enjoy being the third wheel for kokonupi)

@chifuyusgangshirt TAKEMICHI!!!!!!! Hehe revenge tastes so sweet :))))))))) lmao. Anywho, im not sure whether i should ship you with Draken or Inupi, but then i settled with Sanzu for some reason lol.

@lollily you seem to like bullies ahem my sister ahem so you can have the biggest bully of them all :DDDD Hanma :DDDDD (and if it didn't work out you can have my sister as a replacement, i won't need her anyways)

@crybabylisa i just think you're neat. Im really feeling Wakasa on this. I know for a fact Waka only spend his time with the coolest of ppl :)))))

I just realised i got too many moots, so this was gonna take so long also some of y'all are too awesome for me to tag if you're a moot and i didn't mention me pls don't hesitate to tell me so i could edit this.

#tag game #?????????#maybe ??????#i guess we'll never know

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channoticedmeuwu · 3 years

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KAI HI HI HI OMG I AM FREAKING OUT

my season's greetings arrived HDUEBXJWUCHW

omg uavdhsgdusbx 😭😔✊

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD WE MUST DANCE TO CELEBRATE

⁽⁽◝( •௰• )◜⁾⁾₍₍◞( •௰• )◟₎₎

WOOP WOOP :DDDDD

CAKE AHA CUUUUUUTE

#ask kai #ella 🌿#UWUWUWU

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birthclod · 4 years

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🎥💕 AH SORRY WALKED AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER gimme the hatsworth knowledge

ITS OK!!

🎥 do you have any favorite scenes from your hyperfixation?

OOH that’s a hard one. i guess any scene’s a good scene if you have banjo kazooie dialogue noises PFF--

no but really i think the cutscene before the final boss fight is a pretty good one, it does a good job at throwing you for a loop, (spoilers i suppose) what with the whole “your rival isn’t real and has been a robot piloted by your apprentice kid who’s really bitter” surprise there, also the fight is just really raw and i love that

💕 tell us about one of your favorite characters and why you like them!

LADY DDDDD I LOVE HER SO MUCH.... it has been 11 days and i still love her very much. i Love her design and her colors... she gives me big mrs white / madeline kahn in the clue movie vibes, the mourning clothes and having a few previous husbands that she may have killed. her boss fight is also SO cool, it’s a pretty challenging first boss fight but it’s pretty fun (unlike a certain world 3 boss)! she’s on top of a giant wedding cake mech with a flower cannon that fires beans that sprout into beanstalks and block some of your puzzle board, AND coffin guns. she literally fires a bazooka that is probably one of her ex husbands like it’s SUCH a cool concept. her boss theme as well as the stage themes associated with her area are really Really good too. just... She

i like weasleby too even though all his appearances ingame are implied to just be weaslebot and he’s not like, an actual person but i refuse to believe thats real and cole just did a good job of mimicking him BUT i made a big post about that before so anyways. his boss fight’s also kinda tough but fun and his lines are kinda funny ghfkdlkj. but lady d is still my absolute favorite

#even though i still don't like the implications of her voice - but everything else is great #talk to the cookie #ask meme #word-disassociation #henry hatsworth in the puzzling adventure #hatsworth's also kinda funny too tho #also im sorry this took so long i had to both make that gif look okay and eat HFDSKF

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themagnoliaprince · 5 years

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Napoleon cake since I just ascended him to 5*

congrats!! :D

my first impression of them: knife cat

What I think of them now: he looks more like he belongs in an idol game and i send him on expeditions a lot HISADA

One thing I like about them: hes got a very cute face, i like his expression in both is ascended and default hisad

One thing I dislike about them: the “likes sweets” as a personality trait yvy

Do I prefer their Chinese, English, or Japanese voice acting?: i turned sound off for the game before i got him and never listened to his voice after yvy

What nickname would/did I give them when I pledged with them?: Borntoparty (hehe get it- napoleon bonaparte- napoleon borntoparty ;’DDDDD)

Would I wear their clothes?: im not a big fan of military style on myself ahytfjgh

send me a food soul !!

#justice-ranger #justice ranger #ask #food fantasy #kittymeow posts #fun fact i havent pledged to any food souls HIDUHSAI

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sunnysidewrites · 7 years

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Flower Boy!Jeonghan

Requested by anon: Flower boy Jeonghan!!

HEY HEY HEY GUESS WHO FINALLY PICKED UP THE SLACK AND WROTE THIS AFTER AN ENTIRE WEEK OF PROMISING TO :))) I’m so sorry yall this was supposed to be part of Jeonghan’s bday present but rip!!! THANKS TO @kakaotaeks FOR HELPING ME OUT WITH THIS!! who knows where this would be if i didn’t use the flower boy cafe au yIKES!! happy belated bday my angel + devil!! happy reading my children!!!

warnings: i still have 1 last super angsty piece for jeonghan, so i tried to make this p fluffy :))) and who knows when i’ll even finish that piece so :))) hang on tight to this fluff while you can! and also jeonghan is a cheesy goofball who’s bad at literature

This was originally gonna be Florist!Jeonghan but thank the heavens y’all don’t have to read the lame idea I had before elena came up w this

Shoutout to my b!!!

BASED ON OURAN KISS KISS FALL IN LUV

tHIS IS SO CUTE OK OK LETS GET 2 WORK

You’re in your usual literature class lecture hall and you’re sitting a few rows behind,,,,

The one and only, Yoon Jeonghan

Campus heartthrob

With looks like that though??? Can scREW ME UP

You’re staring at the back of his fluffy blonde locks as he studiously scribbles down his notes in his beaten torn notebook

Every time you try to refocus on the professor, your eyes just drift back to his short hair that looks a little too tempting to run your fingers through

By the time you prep yourself to focus on taking notes for the twentieth time that hour, everyone is packing their things and you’re like n OO OO NOT AGAIN

“Let me guess: Jeonghan?” Your friend nonchalantly brings up as they’re stuffing their folder in their bag

You sigh and get up to pack your things along

“I don’t even know why he’s so distracting… just something about him”

They’re shaking their head and smile knowingly bc it’s just so damn oBV I O US WHY

“You know that hot cafe that just opened everyone’s been raving about?”

“The Diamond? What about it?”

They smile even wider and are like, “do you know who got a job as a cute waiter?”

“,,,,,,,,,,,,What are you trying to say”

“Maybe you can finally get that number you’re always babbling about?”

And you’re like oh my god pl S STop but you’re right tho :/

You finally have some time off from your schedule to swing by the cafe down a few blocks from your dorm

You’re out on a lovely Saturday morning stroll and the strong scent of coffee beans wafts out into the streets

The cafe has only been open for an hour but there’s already a huge line

And if it weren’t for your curiosity, you would have just been like Gotta Go Fast

But you figured you would do yourself a favor and begrudgingly hold it out in the line that extends to almost the end of the street

Think of this as a cafe version of Ouran!!

Except add 7 more (excluding haruhi bc you take the protagonist’s place)

The cafe is so full that it makes you wait for the servers to take you to a table like in restaurants so it’s THAT big

No matter what time of day it is, it’s always co m ple te l y paCKED

8am when it just opens? Looks like a concert venue

Half an hour until closing time? All the tables are entirely occupied

It’s predominantly females but evEN GUYS SWOON i mean who wouldn’t tho???? When you have 13 pieces of f I N E????

Anyways when you finally reach the front of the line after 38 years, you’re like finALLY MY LEGS :((

And the bubbly little host is dressed in actual 5-star restaurant attire and he’s looking back at you like :DDDDD!!!!!!!!!! And you’re like :ooooo!!!!! :DDDDD!!!! What a cutie pie!!!!!!!

“Hello, and welcome to The Diamond! I’m Chan, your host, and I’ll be your go-to if your main server is unavailable! We’re currently waiting for a table to open up, so please be patient!” he perfectly recites and you’re just like clutching your heart bc of hoW CUTE HE IS!!!

Around 10 minutes pass and he’s notified that a table has been opened and you’re like okay,,,, this is it. This is where My Life Changes

He leads you to a cute little corner that gives you a nice little window view of the bustling streets

He gives you a menu once you’re seated and he’s like, “Okay, this is where I take off!!! Your main server will be with you shortly! If you need anything, just tap on this little bell!”

As he scurries away you’re just like :(((( why can’t you be my waiter flfjdldfskj wait I’m here for Jeonghan!!

You’re browsing through the menu and you’re appreciating all the aesthetics from the tableware to the graphics on the menu

You hear how the other waiters interact with their supporters customers as you’re waiting for yours and you could have sworn you heard Jeonghan’s name floating around

“What’s the special for today?”

“It’s the double chocolate cheesecake, honey~~”

*SCREAMS* me 2

His favorite pet name to call his supporters customers is “honey” uM IM WEAK B YE

And people seem to be ordering devil’s food cake a lot what a coincidence lmAO

A few minutes pass and you feel a presence nearing you and you casually brush it off as just a waiter passing by but oh boy!!!

“Hi honey~ What can I get you for today -- wait, Y/N?”

You’re about to chOKE ON YOUR SPIT

You look up from the desserts page and see the face that you’ve been mustering up the courage to talk to for months

“J-Jeonghan! I didn’t know you worked here!” the classic sentence starter

He lets out a small laugh in disbelief and you’re like aaaAAAA SO CUTE ST O P I T THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR MY HEART

“I haven’t seen you around here before. Is this your first time today?”

And you’re lowkey highkey blushing bc he,,,, noticed you?????

“Yeah,,,, it is,,,,,,, what do you recommend?”

He hums in thought and turns back to you, “We have the Devil’s food cake that seems to be really popular whenever I serve customers for some reason,” he chuckles and he grins that angelic yet mischievous smile

And you’re like huh :))) I :))) wonder :))) why :)))

You tell him you’ll try it out with a latte and give him the menu as he elegantly exits and leaves your heart painfully wanting to leap out of your chest

Some time passes and you’re taking in the decor and the view of the streets when he returns promptly with your food and drink

“Here you go, Y/N :)” he smiles and gently places the plates down in front of you

But honestly all you’re focusing on is how clOSE his face is when he did that

Do you imagine him to smell really nice?? Bc he probably smells like clean laundry and just fRESH AND SOFT AND--

Ahem

Little did you know his little fleeting glances at you to check your reaction of the mouthwatering sights in front of you!!!

Am i talking about the food or am I talking about Jeonghan always looking like a meal???? Guess we’ll never know

He nervously giggles and runs his fingers through his hair and you can’t help but to eye his movements bc,,,, those luscious locks,,,,

He’s like well!!! Try it!!! And you’re like ughsldgkdglh in front of you??? Right now????

He doesn’t seem to be budging anytime soon so you’re like rip ok guess so

You take your first bite and your eyes are about to bulge out of your sockets bc how in the name of the heavens can chocolate cake bE SO!!!!!!! GOOD!!!!!!! (spoiler alert: it is)

You’re looking back at him with widened eyes and a chocolate caked mouth as you’re mumbling,” ish sho gud!!”

And he’s like lmAO YOU’RE SO CUTE-- I mean,, yes,,, yes it is

And he gestures at your mouth and says “you have a little something uh,,,, everywhere LOL” and you’re like lsdjdfljd oh god i wanna dig up a hole and bury myself forever!!! And you hastily grab the napkin and wipe the chocolate crumbs off

And you two are so off in your own little world that both of you fail to notice the attention the other customers are directing towards you

Because Jeonghan nEVER, and I mean NE V ER, acts that naturally to a customer

It’s all a bunch of his favorite pet name, “honey,” and some winking tossed in his light flirting

But laughing? Having a really good time? Acting like friends? Joking? Not once!!!

And everyone is like Who Are You And Tell Me Your Secrets

He strikes up a conversation with you so easily and you’re so taken aback bc why would he be talking to an invisible soul like yours??? What’s happening with the world???

“Did you ever get the project turned in?”

And you’re really confused like,,,,, yes??? What???

And he sheepishly smiles, his ears a little red iM YODELING

“I just,,, overheard you worry about how much your partner was slacking off when you were talking to your friend that day,,,, that really sucks :(“

And you’re just like o H!!! Omg

“It’s all taken care of, don’t worry!!! At least i hope so,” you mutter

And you can feel his hesitance and you’re like ???? what is it??

“Maybe you need a new partner for a change? Our professor mentioned our next project can have us choose our own partners,,,, and you seem to be really good at this class,,,,,”

And you wanna laUGH bc you’re literally just there to stare at the back of his head

But he’s like you always know the answers whenever she calls on you????

“It doesn’t take a genius to know what the types of irony are, Jeonghan”

“hEY IM TRYING MY BEST THAT’S WHAT MY NOTES ARE FOR”

And you’re like,,,, do you need a tutor???

He lights up and his cheeks are stained a light pink aND IM CRYING IN THE CLUB

“yES! I mean, yes. Yes. Please. Here, I’ll give you my number”

What you feel: IM SCREAMING INTO THE ABYSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I JUST GOT YOON JEONGHAN’S NUMBER, AN ACTUAL ANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What you say: Oh, sure!

You both do a number exchange and literally everyone in that cafe is just on the floor like hOW DID YOU????? WH A T????

And Chan calls him and he not-so-subtly hints about how he’s been talking to you for way too long and everyone in line is complaining LOL

He regretfully looks at you and you nod sadly in understanding

“I’ll catch you later this week,” you say and he’s about to turn around when he stops and turns back

“Are we meeting for a study da-- sESSION?”

And you’re like what did you say--

“I said study session”

“.....I’m free Saturday”

“I’ll meet you at the library,” he gives you one last grin before winking and walking away and you’re like eXCUSE ME WHAT DOES THAT MEAN SIR

You shake your head but you can’t suppress the gigantic smile that your lips involuntarily make

You take the mug in your hands and you notice the latte art is a picture of a heart

You’re like scREAMING BC ITS SO CHEESY BUT YOU LIKE IT

And now you finally have a reason to pay attention in your literature class if you gotta tutor a potential college bf in your study da--session!!!!

#my post #write-svt #seventeen #seventeen jeonghan #jeonghan #seventeen imagines #seventeen scenarios #seventeen headcanons #seventeen au #jeonghan imagines #jeonghan scenarios #jeonghan headcanons #jeonghan au #flower boy au #flower boy cafe au #flower boy!jeonghan

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The Lying Detective

Holy fuck. That was simultaneously the funniest and the most heart-wrenching episode of Sherlock EVER.

I’m still basically incoherent, but here are some of my initial thoughts (spoilers under the cut, obviously):

I think Mofftiss did a brilliant job moving some key pieces into play for johnlock...while keeping the surface reading of the show apparently heteronormative enough that viewers who don’t want to see johnlock can still believe that’s not where it’s going.

For example, in the het reading Sherlock saving Irene suggests he loves her, and John’s suggestion that his pal go and hit that is totally one manly dude being his bro’s loyal wingman etc etc. And Sherlock denying that he and Irene have trysts, and saying he doesn’t want to, can be interpreted (again on the surface reading) as Sherlock is het but married to his work.

BUT listen to the things John is shouting at Sherlock: “You bloody moron, she’s out there, she likes you and she’s alive, and do you have the first idea how lucky you are ... trust you to fall for a sociopath... That chance doesn’t last forever; it’s gone before you know it” etc. Christ, John, listen to the words coming out of your mouth. You’re talking about your own feelings. You’re talking about yourself. Sherlock is alive, he faked his death, he’s here now, and John has been given a second chance. He needs to take that before it’s too late. And I think he’ll realize this next ep.

omg poor smoll Sherlock feeling guilty that Mary saved his life because he doesn’t think it was worth saving *cries*

When does this episode take place i.e. what day is Sherlock’s bday? If they’re following their usual pattern of having show time correspond somewhat with real time, his bday could totally be Jan 6...

Still not sure if this is real or not, but the current info about John cheating is that he had an emotional but not physical affair. That’s still awful but not quite as bad as the physical (in my opinion). Not to mention you could argue Sherlock saving Irene and occasionally replying to her texts even though he doesn’t want to is a parallel (as, indeed, Sherlock says himself). i.e. however wrong this is, they are somewhat equally wrong. This is a relief to me because I don’t think johnlock can/should happen unless John and Sherlock are equally good/bad, equally problematic, know each other’s flaws, etc. This keeps them on fairly level ground imho.

and speaking of the affair, isn’t it interesting that the one person John was seriously tempted by, and who he absolutely loved texting...turned out to be Sherlock’s sister. John definitely loves super-intelligent rule-breakers with [apparent] sociopathic tendencies...

Interesting that Sherlock says “Isn’t that right, Mary?” to the apparently empty flat on their way out for cake. Sure, he could just be doing it because he saw John talking to imaginary Mary...or could this be a clue that she’s not actually dead?

there’s a clear time jump between THE HUG™ and John & Sherlock going out for cake, and yet it’s also clearly the same day (they’re wearing the same clothes and still talking about Sherlock’s birthday as if it’s that day). I wonder what happened between those 2 things? I do not subscribe to any of the theories that John & Sherlock are already together and the audience just doesn’t know about it yet, so I don’t think they had sex or anything...but I would love to know how the hug ended, how they looked at each other after, what if anything was said, etc.

John crying right before the hug, and seeing actual tears dripping from his eyes onto his shirt...that fucking killed me. Martin Freeman is amazing.

to me it sounds like Sherrinford is supposed to be in a loony bin or under house arrest somewhere (you know what happened to the Other One, Mycroft seems to have regular calls with her). It will be interesting to hear how she slipped her chains and went about fucking shit up. Alternatively, Mycroft’s calls could indicate he was in on whatever her plan is—either willingly or because she has him over a barrel somehow. Looking forward to seeing how this plays out.

Sherlock spelling FUCK OFF by the route he was taking—OMFG I died laughing.

I LOVED every single fucking thing in the whole episode with Hudders, but the whole handcuffing Sherlock, getting the Speedy’s boys to toss hi in the boot and dragging his ass to John via high-speed car chase...holy shit. BEST THING EVER I WAS CACKLING

I’m sure I’ve forgotten half the things I want to say, but this list is long enough to be getting on with. In conclusion EEEEEEEE

Also...I have a feeling all the casual reviewers whining about how Sherlock has totally lost the plot, and the writers and actors are just phoning it in now, are going to be doing some serious backpedaling, starting with this ep :DDDDD

#sherlock s4 spoilers #TLD #the lying detective #my thoughts #just to settle a me being wrong

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