we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

Frens, homies, tumblymen

Me: "I see a song of past romance! I see the SACRIFICE of man! I see PORTRAYALS of BETRAYAL and a brother's final stand. I see you on the brink of death! I see you DRAW YOUR FINAL BREATH! I see a man who gets to make it home alive, but it's no longer you..."

My cat, being waltzed around the living room in my arms: 👁_👁

Actual image of Odysseus on his way back to Penelope (he’s got to get through the suitors first)

the underworld in a nutshell

*through gritted teeth* normal. normalcore

Fan fic writers act like they’re a marginalized class and not tumblr search result terrorists

the state of US politics is really something

which is definitely not an omen

it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please

while I’m empathetic to the struggles of families who rely on dual income. It’s only my second day in the school system as a fieldwork student and I’m vowing to commit to the strain of a single income if it means any children of mine wouldn’t be in the public school system.

Annoying that dairy products are demonized as Unnatural and Disgusting when it's actually kinda neat that humans figured out a way to fulfill omnivorous nutritional requirements without killing any animals (and populations historically dependent on dairy even evolved lactase persistence!). This is biopunk to me

In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble