they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

In love with this

Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to

when the artists voice cracks in desperation 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Sick burn bro

Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree.

[ID: A tweet by Ethereal Trash Fire @/etherealraccoon that says, "look, before I work on myself, does anyone like me insane". End ID]

real

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

how r u gonna call them love handles and then try to convince ppl thats a bad thing. insane to me

i bet being a fish whips ass. smooth and wet as fuck. well except for the bears

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

"mens section"... more like where the hot women shop

my dad is so funny because if you actually asked him point blank if he's an ally i dont think he'd know how to respond but like a year ago he was talking about when he used to sell houses in the 90s and he was like "yeah we had a gay couple come in and i had to tell one of my coworkers to stop being rude to them. then they invited me to their housewarming party, i dont know why. after that i had a bunch of gay couples come in and specifically ask for me, isnt that weird?" and he legitimately had never connected the dots

sometimes you have to choose the neural pathway less traveled in your brain

im jesus

Happy anniversary to the time my mom ran into the living room because I was yelling and this was on screen