Hold the fuck up. Wilson put a tracking device in Houses portable tv??

I??? Hello????

They are both so fucking deranged when it comes to the other and it’s driving me mad!!!!

im stealing this from my mom

DREW GOODEN WIRED INTERVIEW????

The admin handed your DSMPsona a gapple upon your first visit to the server. You still carry it with you, holding it to your lips as every conflict grows out of control. The first time you almost bit in, a mercenary stepped in to protect you. You feel like you're always waiting for him now. For things to get better. Your house is sturdy, a secret basement filled with amethyst. You don't take fall damage. You helped a bee boy plant tulips once. No president can recall your face; they've tried.

Stop why is this such a me thing

How we weigh an octopus!

I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after

GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

I love that Rosie knows LGBT+ sexualities, but Alastor is too "old-skool" to probably care

Edit: Link to Amir Talai (VA of Alastor) apologizing for calling Al aroace

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

Must be a Sugondese joke.

hello kitty

Hello Street Cat lore is crazy

anyone else uhh..... anyone else ummmm. anyone else. anyone else, anyone.. anyone, anyone. oh god anyone

new best hello street cat character