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canyouputitonpizza · 1 year

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Ooh ooh!! Or what about pulled pork, bbq sauce, onions??

Yes, you can put pulled pork, bbq sauce, and onions on a pizza!

This is the BBQ pulled pork pizza with red onions from Dr Oetker in Germany

#pulled pork bbq sauce and onion pizza #Frozen pizza #Germany #Pizza facts #German pizza #pizza #pulled pork #bbq sauce #onions

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petermorwood · 3 months

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Flammkuchen / Tarte Flambeé / "German pizza"

This evening I found a slab of Speck (strong-smoked bacon) in the freezer that I didn't know we had, there was half an onion and a tub of Lithuanian sour cream in the fridge, so @dduane decided to try Flammkuchen.

Originally, so the story goes, it was made by bakers as a pre-thermometer way to check the temperature of their wood-fired ovens (and provide a quick snack at the same time).

Tarte flambée is the French name, but "German Pizza" or indeed any sort of pizza it certainly isn't; there's neither tomato sauce nor cheese, and no yeast in the dough.

Whether it's German or French depends on who you ask, since it originates from the province of Alsace, an area which has changed hands a lot in the past couple of centuries and whose ownership has been A Source Of Friction Between Guess Who for almost as long.

To stay neutral, the recipe DD used is Swiss. ;->

Here's the translation:

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Alsatian tarte flambée

This delicious speciality from Alsace is also ideal for an aperitif. Thinly rolled bread dough with sour cream, onions and bacon cubes!

350g flour (12½ oz) 1.25 tsp salt 2 dl water (6.7 US fl oz / .42 US pt) 2 tbsp olive oil 200 g crème fraîche / sour cream (7 oz) 2 onions (we had less, so used less...) 120 g farmer's (thick, well-smoked) bacon in slices (4¼ oz) a small grind of pepper

And this is how it's done:

Mix flour and salt in a bowl. Pour in water and oil, mix and knead into a soft, smooth dough. Form the dough into a ball, cover and let it rest at room temperature for about 30 minutes.

Preheat oven to 240 degrees (464 F). Halve the dough and roll it out into an oval shape about 3 mm thick (1/10 inch) on a lightly floured surface. Place the dough on two baking sheets lined with baking paper.

Spread the crème fraîche / sour cream over the dough, leaving a border of approx. 1 cm (½ inch) free all around. Peel the onions, cut them into fine rings, cut the bacon into strips, spread both over the crème fraîche / sour cream and season.

Baking per tray: approx. 12 minutes each on the bottom shelf of the oven.

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Since this was our first time making Flammkuchen, we baked them one at a time to check for errors. There were none (Swiss recipe!) and 12 minutes was exactly right to produce this result both times:

DD needs to be careful because of IBS so they were made with mostly bacon on one side, mostly onion on the other, and with a glass of cool white wine they made an excellent Sunday supper.

Next time, now we know how well this recipe works, we'll be more generous with the toppings. :->

Incidentally, rather than baking-trays or the pizza stone we need to replace (ceramic utensils, tile floors and gravity Do Not Mix Well) we used the cast-iron griddle which in summer often goes on the BBQ...

... and gave the oven a thorough pre-heating, then transferred the Flammkuchen in and out with a peel, all of which worked splendidly.

That tip about using baking paper is excellent, BTW: no sticking, no spillage, no washing up. I bet it'll work with other things as well.

Like, for instance, more Flammkuchen... ;->

#food and drink #Flammkuchen #“German pizza”#sour cream onion & bacon tart

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toskarin · 11 months

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#still so funny how they made a british voice actor inexplicably force the german pronunciation for pizza specifically #and you can hear him trying desperately to make it sound natural. pitzer.

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movietonight · 9 months

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Got a flyer from a new pizza place and one of their pizzas is called Klaus-Peter

#German stuff #Food #Pizza #macks musings

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disneyprincessdxminatrix · 1 year

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OMG a meme page on instagram made a post about how prince Harry and his wife Meghan revealed that Austrian musician DJ Ötzi’s “Burger Dance” is a song that gives him strength during hard times and several news pages BELIEVED IT and REPORTED ABOUT IT on the radio, the tv, and in newspapers when it was nothing but a joke lmao

#it’s that ‘mcdonalds mcdonalds kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut’ song 😭😭😂😂😂#prince Harry #dj ötzi #burger dance #austria #my stuff #I am from Austria #I just saw the news thing on orf where they said this ‘quote’ was made up and smh a lot of newspapers and websites picked it up and reporte #about it as if Harry actually said that in an interview #great way to see how much trust you can put into some #news formats #source in the source but it’s German #personal hall of fame

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newtafterdark · 1 year

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I had my chats with close friends about it, but lemme just mention it here too - I desperately want to love Pizza Tower unconditionally.

The gameplay & soundtrack fuck severely and I genuinely am so happy so see so many folks experiment with extreme expressions and poses bases on the game's art style- which is something that helps artists in their development immensely, no matter the age or skill level!

But the whole experience is soured by several enemy designs, their animations... and even names in some cases.

As folks are digging through the files & also take their time to just walk around levels to look at everything at their own pace, shit just keeps piling up and it makes me feel nauseous.

I need to stress: I am not saying folks shouldn't enjoy the game! I enjoy a good chunk of it too! But be mindful and aware, okay? And most of all: listen to what minorities have to say about it.

#newt's ramblings #I can not speak on behalf of specific minorities but I know when I see harmful caricatures that I've learned about in school & uni.#I'm German. It would be horrid if I couldn't tell what is and isn't one.#(I may be part of a minority due to family history but I'll leave the detailed talking to the folks who have a connection to their culture)#pizza tower

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andronauts · 1 year

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things i like abt the german language as someone trying to learn german

-words are pronounced exactly the way theyre spelled

-english is germanic, so many words are similar enough that u can easily figure out the meaning jst by looking at the word (Milch=Milk, Buch=Book, Bruder=Brother, Schwester=Sister, etc etc)

-other words are just word+word and german is so Literal with naming shit so if u know some words its easy to kinda figure out what smthng means (Handschuhe = literally, “Hand Shoes” = Gloves)

-vocabulary is So Easy to remember bc of these above 3 points like frfr

things i hate abt the german language as someone trying to learn german

-GENDERED NOUNS can die (DER DIE DAS)

-DECLENSIONS are AAAA (DEN DEM DES)

-CONJUGATIONS as well are horrible (especially PAST TENSE VERBS and literally every conjugation of the verb WERDEN) (its so HARD to remember and understand)

-PLURAL VERSIONS of nouns are so DUMB (it makes NO SENSE)

#ok tbh i understand declensions in Theory but im so bad at remembering the gender of nouns and also sometimes i just dont knowww #like especially genitive case makes NOOOOOOO sense to ME im so stupid!!!!!#I GET NOMINATIV AND AKKUSATIV BUT GWAAUURGH #if u ask me why its Eines Tages then erm i cant tell u. ive tried to read theory and i Still Dont Get DES. and GENITIVE.#like i think instinctually i know WHEN to use it Welches Eines Dieses….#but if u asked my Why its DES and not like just DER or DAS like i literally dont know i cant explain man #but uh other than that uhhhmmm. hmm. i think i just need to be better at rmbring gender for nouns… im so Bad…. TT #it’d help my declensions thing a lot of i jst rmbrd #Past tense conjugations r so fucked up tho i alwahs just forget tbh fhdkdd #Same with WERDEN I HATE WERDEN WÜRDEN WIRST WIRD DIEEEEEEE #Worst Verb Ever…#but past tense is Fucked i always say smthng like ich habe duschen …. NO U MORON… ITS GEDUSCHT!!!!#or ich habe Pizza essen… IDIOT!!! ITS GEGESSEN!!!!!#ok im just complaining in the tags german is actually very fun to learn #language #languageblr #german #.txt

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morethansalad · 10 months

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Vegan Tarte Flambée (German Flammkuchen)

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harpygon · 1 month

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^this thing is indeed older than "pizza hawaii" its Wikipedia pages does also include a Tab titled "Cancer developement risk" which is neat.

#meat cheese and acid doesnt mix well apparently and can cause carcinogens but not toast hawaii luckily #(i hate toast hawaii btw. I ate it once when i was like 7 it was terrible never again)#i just looked it up bc I wanted to know whether it or pizza hawaii came first. I also believed that pizza hawaii was a german invention as #well but it is not it is canadian-greek apparenlty

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adventuresinlearningfinnish · 1 year

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I asked ChatGPT for some polyglot fun sentences. Here's what it came up with.

"Ich hatte einen Traum in Roma, but it was just a pizza my mind."

"I was reading a livre about a man who had a pomme de terre for a head, it was truly un putain de roman."

"I went to Helsinki and asked for a jäätee, but they gave me a tea that was just jäätävä."

"I met a hombre who said he was très contente with his new trabajo, but when I asked him what he did, he just shrugged and said, 'C'est compliqué.'"

"Ich wollte einen pizza margherita bestellen, but the waiter told me they only had eine Margherita ohne Käse."

"Ich wollte eine pizza mit salsiccia und funghi bestellen, but the pizzaiolo said they only had uma pizza com linguiça e cogumelos."

It's a little pizza obsessed I think! :D

#languages #langblog #languageblr #puns #french #finnish #spanish #german #italian #pizza #polyglot #jokes #chatgpt

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menstits · 9 months

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Got unreasonably annoyed at some youtube comment trying to say that Mondstadt is based on the UK or the US for the fact that uhh (checking notes) they have knights which are clearly a british only thing and uhh (checking notes again) the city's main value is Freedom which is clearly not a concept known to the germans

#🗨️#like it's so funny #but it's so deranged like girl mondstadt is german because the name is german the name #and a little bit italian because. something something pizza and pasta. catholicism. and Venti as an individual #what they don't know is that Mondstadt is actually trentino alto adige

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barksbog · 1 year

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growing up in rural austria sure did things to me when it comes to the catholism of it all

#like genuinely my public schools from grade 1-8 were basically just catholic school #like we had field trips to the covenent where nuns made us pizza and we had to start every day by reciting the "our father who art in heave #prayer and i can still recite it from memory in german

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huariqueje · 2 years

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Girls III - Sebastian Friedrich, 2022.

German , b. 1987 -

Oil on canvas, 80 x 100 cm.

#Sebastian Friedrich #german artist #interior scene #double female portrait #wine bottle #girls drinken #pizza box #girls

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its-tortle · 11 months

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Do you fold your pizza?

only when it is a super floppy italian pizza that has no structural integrity otherwise

#but also i am an evil german who (when the pizza has a lot on it and i am in a restaurant) uses knife and fork like everyone else #usually though its just non folded normal slices #what on earth brought this about btw #not that i mind ily but what #tortle answers #mutuals (affectionate)

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thetimecrystal · 7 months

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/vent anyways so. i finished watching the movie for my assignment but it was by the skin of my fucking teeth

#german movie with no subtitles?#for an assigment?#kill me /lh #mica speak #i ordered pizza to make this saturday less hellish but that means i have had pizza three days in a row. love that for me #god i am so sorry for oversharing and being annoying my brain just. hurts #i'll go crawl into a hole now and i'll answer the asks when i have eaten #bc i am. exhausted

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thesolarangel · 10 months

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Okay, so, about the pineapple on pizza debate:

I know it's not originally Italian and I'd never order it if I was on vacation in Italy (I'd order Margherita or Funghi), but I actually really like pineapple on pizza. I like salty and sweet together. I also like chocolate with caramel-salt or honey-salt-nut flavour for example. Or when I cook with tofu, I always fry it in peanut oil and then add soy sauce and maple syrup. It's delicious!

#Pineapple on pizza #Hello to my fellow Germans who also know Hawaiitoast which is basically the same

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