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90ekz · 1 year
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dear god, keigo fucking loves eating pussy.
he was never a huge fan of giving oral until he met you, but the first time that your plush, thick pussy pushed against his tongue and he struggled to breathe? he’d gripped the sheets with a strangled “oh fuck-” and came right in his pants.
you pulled off him, slightly alarmed from the choked off noise, but you found yourself grinning as he whined at the loss of contact of your wet cunt to his lips.
“mmm, fuck—nah don’t run away, take my tongue like you want to baby..”
and now keigo refuses to fuck you unless he’s made you cum on his tongue at least twice. it’s so annoying, cause he’ll interrupt you at any time with that gentle smile, annoying you until you humor him.
“cmon ma, i’ll make it so good, you know i will.”
keigo really does it more for himself than he does for you. it makes his cock throb deliciously, and his head fill with fog. your pussy does insane things to him, he’d kill to have his tongue lapping at your clit 24 hours a day.
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kojitheopossum · 2 months
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the neighbors and future post office workers o77
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doctorsiren · 6 months
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Shut up we’re combining the fixations once again
OKAY BUT MILES AS THE DOCTOR?? He definitely would have watched Doctor Who with Gregory and then would have started watching it again when the new series started in 2005 as a way to think about his dad now that his dad’s been gone for 4 years
AND BAD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN ON CHRISTMAS IN DOCTOR WHO AND THERE’S DL-6 SO
And hey he can have a British accent in this :)
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spoiledskullz · 4 months
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Goofy little valentine's outfits
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dwtdog · 1 month
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Someone needs to pull out the MULTIPLE clips of George in among us lobbies saying to chat that he feels shy and awkward in lobbies when he doesn’t know people. I clearly remember that.
:(( poor georgie like it's just further confirmation that these ccs don't fucking see them as human. like if u said hey sophie do u get overwhelmed being in big vcs? i'm sure they'd be like oh yeah 😌 and then if u were like okay so do u think george may also get overwhelmed? she'd be like erm no?
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cherrysmokesaconha · 9 months
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2004 TORD IN A FUCKING DRESS LOOK HOW LOVELY THIS BITCH LOOKS /POSSS
(he looks so cute in that dress IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE JUST KILLED 5 PEOPLE)
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gunthermunch · 11 months
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[Transcript under the cut]
WG: Yuki
Yuki: hi
WG: almost didn't recognize you
Yuki: mhm. grew out of my teal head
WG: and Morgan didn't… tag along? weird
WG: i uh- not gonna lie, the idea of her being here already got me all nervous
Yuki: yeah, that’s why she isn’t here. even though she was dying to come
WG: …ugh.
Yuki: i think i prefer being outside now
WG: wait, Yuki-
WG: you still like chess?
Billie: idc im calling international emergency over this
Billie: eternal sunshine?
Pierce: what
Billie: of a spotless mind?
Billie: babe cmon
Billie: cmon
Lucas: hmm i haven't watched that one either. if it makes you feel any better
Pierce: jesus christ dude one day you'll regret peeking
Lucas: it's not my fault you're always glued to your phone!
Pierce: fair. also i did watch it, i just like messing with her
Lucas: Pierce!!
Pierce: alright alright! so…
Pierce: is Strawberry any better?
Lucas: she is! but… i'm still afraid. [sigh] she's so old.
Pierce: don't worry man, we have some 14 year olds at the shelter that are as good as a pup
Lucas: …i don't even want to think about it.
Pierce: right.
Pierce: hey! i'm just having ideas but-
Pierce: wouldn't it be nice to go on vacation or something? Elsa, Max, Billie? all of us
Lucas: yeah, i would love to
Lucas: i'm always thinking about that but it's impossible to get everyone to- agree on a day or- place. time.
Pierce: yeah… well. one day
Lucas: yup. one day
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dontheckinswear · 1 month
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someday i swear i will write the fic that’s been bouncing around in my head for the past 8ish months where the cang qiong peak lords are all theatre department faculty at a university together. and logically yes i know that shen yuan would probably fit best as the dramaturgy professor but i’m actually going to make him the costume shop’s tailor/draper. because i’m a biased costume design person. also because measurement/fitting scenes with luo binghe.
like what’s the point of getting a degree and gaining niche knowledge about a professional field if you don’t use it to put gay fictional dudes into oddly specific situations??
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panicsimss · 1 month
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🎶I'm in love with the looking glass girl🎵
Juniper made her first real friend
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rosefires20 · 9 months
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I love the talent of the QSMP fanbase.
I love that the admins and ccs go out of their way to celebrate the fan creators.
They literally spent like an hour and a half watching fan animations and clips. I'd seen a lot of them but there were also ones I had never seen that have made me absoutely insane because holy shit it's all so good.
Also. I just love animations and animatics. I watch so many for every fandom I go into and I will rewatch them over and over and over again. They bring back all the joy and excitement I have over the server without fail every single time. Like Regret makes me insane. Genuinely. The details. The story telling. The original story itself that happened on the server. The talent of the artist too. Like it's just so good all around
GRAHHHHHH
I LOVE FAN ARTISTS AND CREATORS. MINECRAFT SMPS GIVE THEM SO MUCH CREATIVE POWER SINCE ITS LITERAL PIXEL CHARACTERS AND THE ARTISTS TAKE IT AND RUNNNN. THE EGG DESIGNS FROM THE QSMP >>>>>
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mail-me-a-snail · 3 months
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hi old man 😊
SHUTUPPPP SHUTUP IM YOUTHFUL AND INVIGORATED MY KNEES DO NOT CLICK WHEN I SQUAT
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overleftdown · 3 months
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saltburn and lo real maravilloso
bare with me.
lo real maravilloso, in its direct translation, means "the marvelous real." in english language, this is more commonly said as "magical reality." magical reality is (arguably) a genre of fiction.
lo real maravilloso is a genre which defies definition. it is the inexplicable, the absurd, the ironic, the whimsical, the manifestation of dream and abstraction. lo real maravilloso is also the mundane. if this is confusing, that's entirely understandable. let me quote alberto rios; "first things first. nothing so important and nothing at all unimportant." this is the essence of magical realism. the absurd and unbelievable in a constant dance with the mundane, creating nothing so important and nothing at all unimportant.
to quote un señor muy viejo con unas alas enormes (a very old man with enormous wings) by gabriel garcía márquez, "his huge buzzard wings, dirty and half-plucked, were forever entangled in the mud. they looked at him so long and so closely that pelayo and elisenda very soon overcame their surprise and in the end found him familiar." in the story about un señor muy viejo con unas alas enormes, the absurd and unbelievable (a winged man crashing to the earth) becomes the mundane (the winged man is flightless, and those that found him are quickly annoyed by his pathetic presence). a winged man becomes nothing so important, and the drag of every-day life is nothing at all unimportant.
now, saltburn. i'm fascinated by emerald fennell's choice of using the aristocratic english as her metaphor for the untouchable. in a lot of ways, i'm grateful this is what she chose. while the ultimate inspiration for saltburn was less the materialistic class commentary that it came to be, the aristocracy becomes so many things throughout the movie. what i wanted to talk about is how the aristocracy, the cattons, are lo real maravilloso. the essay i quoted before by alberto rios is spectacular, because it delves into not just the ironic nature of magical realism, but the rhetoric, as well; what it means to think we understand something, how language deludes us into believing we know something, how our own reality is mistaken for reality itself. saltburn and the cattons live in their own reality, which to the outsider, is absurdity. when watching the film, what we find ourselves thinking throughout it is essential to understanding the rhetoric of the movie.
when we see the grandeur and wealth and think how impractical, how unreal, how hilarious. the humor that saltburn taps into is near-identical to the core of magical realistic irony. "to use classical terminology, tone so often derives from the delivery of the narrative as litotes—understatement—in the middle of hyperbole-- overstatement. If it is not humor, then it comes off as flatness of treatment, non-reactivity, deadpan almost, which is the great comedian’s trick..." (rios). think back to the casualty of the cattons' absurdity. the sincerity in which elspeth delivers the most appalling, unreal anecdotes and additions. magical realism places culture, sincerity, normativity uncomfortably close to what we could hardly fathom. a winged man falling from the sky, kept in the chicken coup because it is quickly understood that he is hideous. finding your winged son dead in the middle of an elaborate maze, sprawled out beneath a minotaur statue, and the knowledge that lunch is about to begin.
the longer we experience the world emerald has created, the more we understand the reality in which the cattons live, the more we find it familiar. the absurdity is forgotten, until it's once again realized, until it's once again forgotten. this is the act of interacting realities; ours, and then another, and then back to ours. what's so fun about exploring wealth is this clashing of reality. believing that it's so absurd to be so rich, then succumbing to the normativity of richness, then once again finding yourself laughing at the idea of it. "what do you mean it's almost lunch? how could you say that? your son is dead. and beyond that, he's dead in the middle of a maze. he's dead in the middle of your estate maze, with your estate statues and your 179 bedrooms, one of them being the king's." and when lunch begins, we're dragged back into foreign reality. we feel the grief that pollutes the air, pulls at each of the cattons. we understand that our reality is not reality, nor is their reality. we're submerged in the tone of the film, the tone of the writing. a well-written character is a character who has their own reality; not that they're right or wrong, but that they are.
there is also the clashing of culture. the aristocracy is more familiar to the english. the emotional repression visualized throughout the movie is more familiar to the english. the culture of british boarding school is more familiar to the english. the longer we experience, the longer we stare at the unreasonable, the more familiar it becomes. our reality is not reality. we stand amidst billions of others, who have millions of preconceived notions, derived from millions of alternate cultures, experienced through thousands of languages, interacting with another billion people. what this all boils down to is how little we understand.
how does oliver interact with this foreign reality? how does farleigh? how are felix and venetia interacting with each other, as well as this life that so little experience? how do we understand it? how do we react to it? how do we react to the sex throughout the movie, which exist in its own absurdly real world? at what point in watching saltburn did you forget how stupid it was? at what point did you forget that having a maze in your backyard is ridiculous? having gargoyles? having footmen? having 200-person parties in your own house? at what point did you lose yourself in this foreign reality, and when did you remember that it's all ridiculous? have you remembered? have you realized that the sex was absurd? have you realized that felix catton is absurd? have you realized that oliver is blind to the absurdity as well? hm. hmmm.
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fugaciousgloom · 6 months
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I DIDN’T KNOW FOREVER WAS BACK UNTIL TODAY AND ONE OF THE FIRST THINGS HE DID WHEN HE SAW BAD WAS GIVE HIM A FLOWER???? THEY MAKE ME SICK. I WANT THEM OBLITERATED. GRAHHH.
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vicariousscrolling · 17 days
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if this post gets 15 notes i’ll ask my aunt if i can go to lempicka with her
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bisapnap · 1 month
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it's a little insane how "trust" has become such a big word in this community.
i don't "trust" any content creator, including the ones i put a lot of faith in. im not here for that, im not relying on this creator for anything, i don't know them, im not their friend, i don't want to be their friend. im here for entertainment, but for some reason i have to keep justifying that by explaining that i think dehumanizing people and participating in smear campaigns isn't cool! i don't want to have to defend my favorite content creators, i shouldn't have to, that's not my job! i shouldn't have to be forced to decide if i think some person ive never met in my life is a good ir bad person just so people treat me with some semblance of respect!
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benjikthedud · 3 months
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i know im super inactive but. i cooked something up.. haha..
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