Bruce finds out that Steph and Cas are dating by walking in on them kissing and, as a tired dad, just sighs and asks Steph how many kids of his she plans to date

and, well, he's just sealed his fate, hasn't he.

Cue Steph going on 'dates' with everyone in the Wayne family. Dick? Of course, he's gotta take her to the next Gala and gush about her. Jason? You know the two of them are going to show up at the same fancy restaurant where Bruce has an important dinner. Tim? Cuddling on the couch ("What about Bernard?" "What about me?" Bernard asks as he comes and joins the cuddle pile as he, too, is 'dating' Steph). Dami? Steph shows up bright and early to take him to the zoo.

Duke, Barbara, and even members of the Justice League get in on the joke.

It ends when Bruce finds Alfred setting up an impressive spread for tea and is told it's for Steph.

"And whose her date this time?"

"That would be me, sir."

Bruce broods for an entire month after that and Steph, conceding that she can't top that, gives up and focuses on her actual girlfriend.