#Fish puns
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MINNOWS PRAWN
#Ultrakill#Ultrakrill#Ultrakill fanart#Minos Prime#Minos Ultrakill#Fish puns#Minnows Prawn#Animation#art#fanart#fan animation
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Me: (in the hospital recovering from being shot for making too many fish puns) I am sorry I made so many fish puns. I’m not pressing charges for you shooting me.
Gf: thank you, but I will break up with you if you make more fish puns.
Me: Understood. Lets change the subject. Have I ever told you about my great Uncle Matt?
Gf: No.
Me: He was a sailor, and he is the first person to capture photographs of a mermaid.
Gf: huh?
Me: Yeah, of course it wasn’t a mermaid. In the end he just took photographic proof that being at sea for too long will make you want to
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Manillo NPCs in my Breath of Fire campaign. (Please excuse the varying quality, some of these are old.)
From top left to right bottom:
Cap'n Barrcuda, Ceol Ecanthe
Mal' ABar Snapa, Rhed Hurring, Sal'Mamon
Tu'Unalasin, and Tila'Pia Frontosa
#dnd#breath of fire#manillo#dnd npc#dnd character#art#illustration#fish#fish people#fish puns#fish names
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I read lightning thief this week and Rick Riordan missed a great opportunity.
In my opinion, when Percy being Poseidon’s son stopped being a big sea-cret, Percy could’ve really broken out all his fish puns.
Like whenever he’s in a situation and he suspects something bad will happen, he could’ve said, “something fishy’s going on here and it isn’t my breath.”
Or, when something really bad happens, “it’s ofishial, i’m screwed.”
And, at any minor inconvenience, “for heaven’s hake!”
Before battling anyone: “ I don’t want to fight, i’m a pacifisht !”
Just.. fish puns. You know what i’m talking aboat ?
#fish puns#pjo#lightning thief#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo stuff#rick riordan#greek gods#greek mythology#poseidon
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me and sepias fish saga
THE FISH SAGA!!!!
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I forgot how much I loved fish puns
#meenah peixes#hs meenah#homestuck meenah#homestuck#homestuck panels#honestuck#hom3stuck#homestuck aranea#aranea homestuck#aranea serket#hs aranea#fish puns
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I am doing research for work and came across one very awesome email in a paper.
The best part of it was 'Codfather'.
Hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
i enjoyed this very much thank you
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Fish holding a knife as it flops towards a fisherman:"I clam belieel you did this I am going to krill you"
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Oh cod! Holy carp! You gotta be squiding me! Swim up to offish now. I can fishing believe this. For eel?!
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Behold
A. spatula
#please someone find this funny#just someone look up a. spatula scientific name please#puns#fish#gar#fish puns#marine biology#marine biology shitpost
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fish dating sim
#imagine bad puns in a dialtown style#art#fish dating sim#furry#fish#shark#anthro shark#shark cop#fake game#fish puns
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Thinking about that scene from the Lord of the Rings movie where Gandalf shows up to Bilbo’s house and within a hour or so starts smoking weed with him on the front lawn. The Hobbit lifestyle is crazy and I want it! Also, Gandalf is able to make a whole fucking ship with his smoke! Thats fucking awesome! Gandalf is such an
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I made Fish Pun Stickers :D
(first one was a test sticker)
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Q: What do you call a salmon whose content goes viral?
A: A fin-fluencer.
Q: What do you call it when a salmon gets paid to produce content?
A: Spawn-con.
Q: What's a salmon's favorite type of content?
A: Streaming.
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You should always make friends with sea invertebrates
Because you don’t want to be enemies with anemones
#hahhaha#fish puns#ocean life#anemone#invertebrates#there are many benefits to being a marine biologist
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