I don't think this would be NSFW because it's not mentioning anything graphic or weird like that. But if it is inappropriate I apologize.
The OC pack Teenagers are goofing off at the end of a Pack meeting. They playfully rush over to grab their stuff out of the pile they threw it to in the corner when they got there.
However, as they are leaving they hear "FREEZE!" coming from their Alpha. The group turns to see David picking something up off the floor and when the holds it up the room goes silent....
(It's a Pregnancy test. Still in the Box. Unused.)
What Chaos does this cause? Who done it?
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THE SHAW PACK TEENS ARE PREGNANT??? *NOT CLICKBATE*
It's clickbate, thank fucking God it's clickbate
Word count: 933
Proofread by: @frog-0n-a-l0g
A/n: this took wayyy longer than it should have man :/
"No! No!” Felix is aggressively shaking Sammy as they walk to grab their bags after the pack meeting, “Yoda is gay!!! It all adds up!” While talking, Alex and Shayfer look at him with disgusted looks.
“Dude, no, what the actual fuck?” Sammy turns to Felix like he's grown three heads, “what fucking information adds up?”
“HE'S GREEN!” Felix all but yells as he moves his hands around to prove his point.
“How does being green make you gay?” Alex has a quizzical look as Lorelai nods in agreement.
“What colors are in the pride flag?” Felix moves from Sammy to Alex, tightly holding his shoulder and staring deep into his fiery brown eyes, “red, orange, yellow and GREEN!”
All the other teenagers look at Felix like he's a f’cking ‘diot. “How the fuck did you come up with this?” Willow stops looking at her phone to look at Felix.
“IT'S CALLED BEING SMART,” Felix lets go of Alex and dramatically falls into Alex, sighing pathetically.
“I think we can all question how smart you are.” Shayfer chuckles and grabs his backpack, laying on the ground by the door. As they gather their stuff to leave so they can walk to 7-11, a very distraught David comes into view.
“All of you, stop, now, come sit back down.” David's voice is, as usual, gruff and stupid, but now has an undertone of concern and panic. Everyone side eye each other as they slowly walk back to the table.
“Did one of you do something?” Lorelai panically whispers to them, arms crossed as she fidgets with her jacket zipper.
“For once, I can confidently say no, shits been busy for all of us I think.” Sammy whispers back as the other hum in agreement. Coming back inside, Felix and Shayfer sit on the table as Willow and Lorelai stand next to one another, Sammy takes an actual seat at the table with Alex.
“I want to start off by saying this,” David shifts, clearly slightly uncomfortable, “I’m not mad, no one is mad, but we are concerned.” He pauses, trying to word his question. Sighing, he pulls out a box, and slides it forward, “Asher found this.”
Everyone takes in a sharp breath at the label of the box, a box of pregnancy tests.
Felix’s eyebrows raise and he adjusts how he sits, putting his legs on Alex's lap. Shayfer takes a sharp breath and looks around. Willow shifts her weight and glances at Lorelai. While Lorelais eyes widen and she stands up straighter, continuing to fidget with her jacket.
David looks between all of them, while no one speaks. “If it doesn't belong to you guys it's okay, I just need to know to make sure everything is okay.” His voice is abnormally calm.
“It's mine.” Lorelai's voice is soft as she walks forward and grabs the box to return it to her backpack. They all glance at her, before looking somewhere else, not knowing how to go about this.
Everyone stays quiet before David takes the initiative, “So… are you…?” He speaks carefully.
“No! No, oh my god, no!” Lorelai quickly answers, starting to talk quieter and look at the ground, “My period was late, and I was um… a little drunk- I'm not, I'm not pregnant, I haven't even done that in a while.”
There's a beat of silence before David speaks, “just… no one, especially you five,” he gestures to the minors in the room, “don't get pregnant right now, and use a damn condom.” He sighs as he looks at them, all eyes looking back at this like ducklings look at their mother, “You can go now.” David waves his hand dismissively.
The group leaves and begins to walk out in an awkward silence, that willow finally breaks. “You planned on taking a pregnancy test and didn’t ask if I would be the godmother?”
Lorelai laughs and looks at her, “In my defense, I didn’t think that far ahead.”
“I think we need a bridal shower.” Sammy looks at Shayfer and wacks them.
“Idiot, it's a baby shower, not a damn bridal shower, that's for people that are gonna get married.” Shayfer wacks Sammy in return, telling him to shut up.
“We should have a bridal shower for Alex.” Willow opens the door to 7-11 as she talks.
“Hold on, why Alex and not me?” Felix looks up at Willow like she just said she was gonna throw a baby out a window.
“Why do you deserve one? What have you done for me to make you deserve a bridal shower?” Willow, Felix, and Shayfer walk to the slurpee machine.
“What has Alex done to deserve a bridal shower?” Shayfer grabs a big gulp cup as they talk.
Willo pauses as she fills up her cup, “He has a good vibe.”
“AND I FUCKING DON’T?” Felix says a bit too loud as he looks at Willow, appalled.
“You have a bitch boy vibe.” She shrugs and sips her drink, walking away to find a snack.
“What's the guy equivalent of a bridal shower?” Sammy interjects as he grabs a bag of chips.
Everyone pauses what they're doing to think for a second. Shayfer quickly wips out their phone and aggressively types as Felix looks over his shoulder. There is a beat of silence before the sound of mild disgust comes from Shayfer as he answers, “A groom roast.”
“Oh my god, yall are gonna roast me.” Alex says in bewilderment, snacks and drinks in hand.
“Damn right we are.” Sammy nods as they go to check out.
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