i actually hate house and wilson like what do you mean you talk about railing each other constantly and you live together and you’re the only people you want during the most important times of your lives and you canonically say i love you but when one of you is dying you refuse to say it unless they try everything imaginable to survive and you quite literally can’t live without each other and you nearly die multiple times because of it and you save yourselves for each other and you run away from everyone and everything to ride off in the sunset together and live out the last days of your lives just with each other. what do you fucking mean.

lover’s embrace 🌘

there's a real life version of the "samurai sheathes his sword and his opponent is already dead even though their body hasn't manifested the wounds yet" trope and it's called scurvy. i learned this by watching amc's the terror.

BREAKING NEWS: make sure this guy wins a card game competition so that he may SMILE and HUM THE VICTORY FANFARE TO HIMSELF

sub yuta okkotsu agenda 😔

no bc i got THOUGHTS, i got so many thoughts about my babygirl named yuuta okkotsu, you don't even UNDERSTAND how badly i want him

him in the movie-*aggressive eye twitch*, his big sweet innocent puppy eyes-fuck it just *short circuits*

AND THEN afterwards when he's his anxious, tired, emo self (me too fr), like he's still just my cutie patootie and it's a literal CRIME how little sub fics of him there are bc take one look at that baby AND TELL ME that he is a daddy dom in bed-you'd be lying to yourself and me-and we do not tolerate lying in this house

no but fr, he is not domming for his life. a service top-perhaps, he would still cry a lot though and if you were making HIM fuck YOU he would beg for you to just take over, his arms shaking on either side of your head as he tries to make you feel good. because it's not the same like this-he wants you to fuck him, he wants to ride you as your hands grope over his body, he wants to pinned against a wall and fucked hard and rough within an inch of his life.

babyboy just wants to be loved and taken care of by his so

What if Crowley got sick or something, but he still goes live, and everyone in his chat is trying to figure out why he's acting weird. Maybe Anathema is yelling at him to get off and rest, and she calls Aziraphale to go in and get him. All anyone can see is Crowley talking to someone out of frame and a manicured hand pressed against his forehead before the stream ends.

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Pro tip: do some research on the area before adventuring in the extremely dangerous hell forest next time

@laymedowntorest I have only you to blame for enabling me-

Taking a majority of my art off tumblr for now. Fuck AI

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Hello hi it is done, I think I managed to make Tails blue and it's not the most cursed thing to graze one's eyeballs

(for Tails' funky colors and a save for my sanity of figuring out how I want him to look cool, thank to @niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian and their epik idea of Tails possibly resembling a nebula while sonic is a shooting star)

renee rapp had one thing on her mind when on set and that was "how much of a lesbian can i make regina george?"

Solas’ grave in the fade during Here Lies The Abyss reading ‘dying alone’ as his biggest fear is soooooooo fucked up dude

Does he even know that about himself

lynne kicking ass and taking names in @thegreatbigdetectivepolll

CHARLIE CRANK THAT SOULJA BOY

Everyone on the team would agree that the most noticeable quality of Whumpee is their hair.

Despite the team's circumstances, Whumpee does their best to make sure that their hair is taken care of and gets their hands on nice products when reasonable. Their hair means a lot to them and it shows.

The rest of the team (especially Caretaker) LOVES messing with Whumpee's hair - since it's a lot to manage, they'll even help put it up/style it for missions too.

Considering this, what is the team's/Caretaker's reaction when Whumper sends them a package of Whumpee's sheared hair?

tumblr for the last fucking time i don’t want your stupid supporters badge stop showing me that banner every 5 fucking seconds if you die you die i don’t cARE

ppl keep saying tallulah is "choosing" phil over wilbur bro can you shut the fuck up seriously like yes shes upset w him bc hes not there but like thats not his fault 💀 and she literally said that hes famous too like she knows why he isnt there 💀 she has every right to be upset w him but spreading the narrative that shes choosing phil over him is so stupid and unfair to all 3 of their characters. its honestly ridiculous bc we all know he would be there if he could, and canonically he was upset when he found out she was gone. its not like he doesnt care abt her ???? like thats so fucking stupid. also the idea that hes a deadbeat is stupid too bc its canon that lovejoy is FUNDING THE FEDERATION and therefore the island like what ????????? ur ridiculous.

im not the biggest gaz fan out there (nothing against him, i’m just on a faralex and körangi kick rn) but what the actual fuck is this dawg 😭

WHO IS THATTT

it doesnt even have his body type??? gaz is a lot leaner and this mfer is built like a TANK

covering almost all of his face and changing his body type, face shape, and even his skin tone was… definitely a choice !