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coruscantsbookstore · 2 years
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anakin: ...and so i sent fives to do research as a punishment, cause i know he hates that, and echo wasn't even allowed to help him
obi-wan: interesting
anakin: why, what do you do when your men don't follow orders
obi-wan: cody or the rest?
anakin: is there a difference?
obi-wan: .....no
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kazbiter · 1 year
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very interested in how the storyline of ronan's sexuality is developed in the dream thieves as a battle between kavinsky and gansey while adam is almost never present in these scenes, which makes it even more interesting that we found out in CDTH that ronan was set on adam the moment he saw him. i think that ronan is attracted on some level to both gansey and kavinsky (you can draw the lines of how much romantic intention you think he hold towards either of the yourself, that's a rabbit hole I would need a whole other post to go down) but more so I think he was attracted to the IDEA of both of them and certain qualities that each possessed, and that the real question wasn't does ronan want gansey or kavinsky because we know he wants adam but rather who's qualities resonate more with who ronan is, or who he is choosing to be at this critical moment in his character development. kavinsky is a dangerous thrill and often comes wrapped in ronan's other favorite self destructive attempts to outrun himself, while gansey is ronan's history and proof of his deep capacities for loyalty and love. he tells kavinsky it was never going to be me and you and that it's not going to be ronan and gansey because that was never the question- maggie was obviously always planning on bluesy and pynch. the answer to who ronan WANTS in adam. the question of who ronan IS- that's what he's trying to decide here. his self hatred is such a heavy weight on him and theme in tdt, and the kavinsky/gansey dichotomy represents the the path he will choose to take to deal with it- keep try to drive faster than his demons or accept that he can still be loved even if he isn't the person he once was. the dream thieves my beloved ronan lynch my beloved
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cool-person-yey · 3 days
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no cause like what did i meant by this
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Ajax: Bro guess what? I just found out that lesbians really do exist… shits crazy.
Xavier: What do you mean you only just found out lesbians exist? Of course they exist.
Ajax: Yeah. I had no idea. Lol.
Ajax: …also Enid dumped me.
Xavier: Because she’s a lesbian?
Ajax: Because she’s a lesbian yeah…
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incoherentsobbing · 30 days
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A. Thing. 🧍🏾
CW: Unhealthy relationship dynamics, implied drugging (a potion of some sorts), light mentions of death, Yan! reader x (character of your choice), l'm pretty sure I had someone in mind when I first wrote this, but it's been months and I have No Clue, lowkey disturbing. reader is manipulating mansplaining manwhoring this
Tell me if I miss anything :P
Heavy breathing.
The deafening sound of skin brushing against skin.
The shrill laughter coming from them made butterflies flare up in such a beautiful way in you.
"Haha! (redacted)!" They'd gleefully chuckle as you'd both roll around in the pillow fort you made together, tears forming in the corner of their eyes.
And you'd laugh right back, engulfing them in a loving hug they'd surely return.
They just loved you so, so much.
And you loved them too.
Enough to put them under a spell.
Enough to make sure all they thought about was you, you, you.
Because they loved you so much.
And you loved them too.
They'd cry and cry, but how could they be sad? When all they could feel was the tight pull on their heart when they saw you? When they heard your voice? When they tried to resist the spell you put them under?
Those were just tears of joy. What more could they be?
Their dead eyes meant nothing, so long as they gazed at you, and you alone.
They didn't mind when the people they were once close to vanished. One after the other
How could they?
They were too preoccupied with wedding plans to even think about their companions dropping like flies around them.
You'd speak, and they'd listen. Obey. Without question.
All because they loved you
And you loved them too.
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rheinight · 4 months
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R!Scott beginning: Very stressed due to being indoors, funky lil farmer rat, look at him he’s making the food
R!Scott currently: Fucking God complex, keeps tempting fate, will commit murder, *draws a knife*
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saltstuck · 2 years
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“She’s an idiot.”
“She’s not, man, she’s, like, on the honor role, or whatever--“
“Harrington.”
Steve stops. Their eyes meet. Billy’s heart kicks against his ribcage. He swallows, repeats firmly, “She’s an idiot.” 
Steve’s brows furrow. “She’s isn’t, though.”
Unbelievable. Apparently, Billy needs to spell it out for him. He lets out a sharp breath through his nose and sits up. 
“She is. Anyone who would ditch you is an idiot, Harrington. Where’s Nancy right now, huh? Not here. Off with fucking Byers. Therefore,” Billy faces him straight on, “Nancy is an idiot.”
Steve blinks once, twice. Billy pins his tongue between his teeth and waits.  Patience has never been Billy’s strong suit, but he’s learned to wait with Steve.  If he waits, Steve can hear what he doesnt--cant say--
“Oh,” Steve says, finally. He blushes. 
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sluttymickey · 7 days
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morethanwonderful · 6 months
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤪 this strain is called “tomb of the sage" 💀 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah, whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude, I think all cultivators, both orthodox and unorthodox, are slowly feeding themselves to the spiritual mountains and their ways of the heart in an ever-degrading man-made closed system
My cousin, pacing: I have never seen the real sun moon and stars
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rewritingcanon · 6 months
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i remember when i first got into the hp fandom when i was first reading the books i was forcing myself to ship drarry because i wanted to bond with everyone else who was doing it ☠️☠️ i was so excited to get up to hbp to read all of the moments harry was apparently ‘obsessed’ with draco and when i finally read the book i was so damn disappointed 😭 like i open the book expecting drarry and get smacked in the face with HINNY?? yall are actual LIARS im sayinggg
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akajustmerry · 7 months
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what you gotta understand about me is that I'm a vampire hater but when I say I hate vampires, I'm NEVER talking about them. they did nothing wrong 💕
Joseph Gilgun as Proinsias Cassidy (Preacher) | Jemaine Clement as Vladislav (What We Do In The Shadows) | Bailey Bass as Claudia (Anne Rice's Interview With The Vampire) | Jonathon Young as Nikola Tesla (Sanctuary)
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tectco · 2 months
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Creeps such as Val: (meets Charlie)
Based Christian John Brown’s Soul:
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Hi, what the fuck does this mean? Like yes I think??
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8greenstickynotes · 6 months
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describing teen superhero teams badly:
young avengers: these bitches gay, good for them
west coast avengers (2018): more queer teens and their tired baby sitter (who is also queer)
champions: we are poc + scott, but we're rolling with scott because scotts rolling with us
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jarchie as prometheus and the eagle that eats his liver is this ANYTHING
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batrachised · 2 months
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Typically people who talk about moral relativism annoy me because they use it as an opportunity to be jerks and pretend like they're on a high horse when at best they're on a Shetland pony, but i don't understand looking at two characters who make the opposite moral choice and acting as if both choices have the same worth because "everyone is different, you do you" or whatever reason; sure, everyone has different circumstances and contexts that inform their choices, but explanations are not the same thing as justifications.
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ariesbilly · 10 months
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I don’t think Nancy’s republican because her parents are
I think she’s republican because she acts republican hope this helps
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