This is God level rap
Hatin' on me is like bein' athiest
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My Favorite Themed Cocktails
My Favorite Themed Cocktails shares the cocktail recipes at the top of my list! And I have a pretty long list. After creating and drinking hundreds of cocktails I decided to share My Favorite Themed Cocktails! Slainte!
Hello and welcome to My Favorite Themed Cocktails. So far anyway! I have created and shared hundreds of cocktails since beginning this website. There are themed cocktails that stick out to me more then others and I continue to make, and drink them often. I prefer cocktails that don’t taste like alcohol. You can stop laughing now. Just to clarify, I also love bourbon on the rocks. So, one extreme…
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Okay so DuckTales (2017) has quite a few gods that exist in the ducks’ universe. We’ve seen gods from both Greek and Norse, but what about the other religions? Surely they must exist too
Anyway
DuckTales (2017) Headcanon:
Della, Donald, and Scrooge have been to both the Christian heaven and hell and are permanently banned from both after what they did.
Don’t ask what they did. They just pissed off everyone that day.
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The best kinds of farts are the kinds that sound wet and bubbly and make those little weird, quack noises when they come from between your cheeks. Like you don't even need to part a cheek or anything, you can just push it out, and it makes those loud little *flurrpt!* and *bllbbrrt!* noises. Ooh even better with just bare cheeks. you get to hear how the farts just make the cheeks flap a little🥴
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i ask this most respectfully my dude...but when are we getting those bugs and daffy reddie costumes
Maggie: Eddie honey, look over here. Richie?
Richie: What's up, doc?
Maggie: Stop moving for a sec. Hey hey hey, happy faces! Say cheese! Eddie -
Richie: What's up, doc?
Maggie: Richie.
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Common descriptors of foxes may include cunning, clever, and tricky. And all would be true for the impeccably intelligent mister Vin Dictive!
Vin believes himself the epitome of knowledgeable when it comes to his kind. A clever specimen as he is, adorning such advanced abilities not many normal animal-kind bare like speaking aloud, he finds himself a high and mighty monarch ruling over wherever he treads. Of course, following behind his tail is a line of trickery. Vin likes to make others react to his crimes, and they usually will. This fox seems to have grown far too comfortable slipping away from the consequences of his actions.
Being such a selfish and careless creature with a knack for fooling the less fortunate has landed himself a pretty hefty bounty for his head. It’s apparently held up by a certain pair of ruthless twins. And those twin bounty hunters who seem so keen on his defeat… oh, how he despises them so! Wearing his own subjects like intimidation tactics! How fickle, and how rude! Whoever would place such a resilient bounty for his execution!? But he knows he’s always bound not to let himself be bound. After all, he’s no ordinary fox like any other he’s called upon before. He’s a gray fox— one complete with a feature not many other canines have: retractable claws, perfect for things like climbing and scampering away, or even more casual things like scaling trees to collect fruits where the usual, lesser canine could only dream to reach.
And to display such impressive divinity and vanity, Vin wears his cape, headdress, and bracelets of leaves, vines, and grapes with pride. He doesn’t even have to tend to them or replace them! Because… well, they’re not real grapes along him. Just his own craft to give off a kingly approach. But he won’t tell you that. It’s possible that the falsified nature of his inauthentic gear could allude to the devious demeanor of this divine deviant. And recently, he’s heard from the grapevine that there’s a strange newcomer woman in his neck of the woods… a perfectly pathetic candidate for action in his eyes.
But don’t quote him on that… it’s only a little birdie that told him.
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Several weeks ago, me and my friends had an unexpected “character creation convention” that revolved around the possibility of a potential fox character, who would then take major inspiration from The Fox and the Grapes. Admittedly, I’ve slipped in just a little bit of Evil Queen (from Snow White) inspiration in there as well.
Vin’s name is also interesting as well; taking from the term “Vin”, which means wine, “Dictator”, as he’s a rather headstrong guy who sees himself as a feared leader, and “Vindictive”, which means to have an unreasonable desire for revenge.
Though there’s a bit to unpack about Vin, I should also note that he’s planned more as a side character with his own brief moment of plot. In terms of the whole story, he’s not the most important character, but will certainly have his importance when it’s his time to shine :)
Credit to @aggresively-doesnt-know, @vinesoy, @menthum-mint, @pazam, @shroingushour, @pizzabits, @agent-plaguemask, and @barnowlblu for helping a lot with the original idea and design concepts of Vin! Whew that is a lot of people! I hope I didn’t forget anyone! Sincerely hope y’all don’t mind that!
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Logan's behavior in large brother where art thou? (I'm totally butchering the name) completely turned me off to the possibility. He was horrible in that episode. Louise rarely cries, despite being a child. But she cried out of fear, because he was going to actually cause harm to her. But like you said people can do what they want just personally, I can't.
i totally understand where you’re coming from, anon. i can barely watch an episode of logan just because he’s so rude to louise and just kids in general. if the show just branched his personality a bit more that isn’t just annoying teenager who mocks little kids i’d probably have more heart myself.
i do like logan fanart where he and louise are kinda buddy kinda enemies still tho, i think that stuff is actually kinda sweet.
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You in a body of water where there’s bubbles. The joke pretty much writes itself, doesn’t it.
Oh right... Ummmm... yeah... hopefully it won't happen here... especially with the steam... I heard that farts stink a heck of a lot more with steam...
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