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#Dhmis Warren x reader
plshugmeiluvu · 2 years
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BRUHH I love your writing style sm!! Can I please get Warren and Collin with an affectionate s/o that just wants to take care of them? <33
Warren and Collin (Seperate) X Affectionate!Caretaking!Reader
Ack thank you anon! :'0 This was literally so sweet to write.
→ Warren
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— Be careful! Warren isn't used to ANY affection, let alone how much you give him, you might just break him!
— He gets so flustered in response to literally any affection, especially physical affection. He becomes a spluttering, blushing mess hides his face under his hat.
— He loves cuddles the most though, being so close to you, surrounded by your body warmth makes him feel so loved and cared for in a way he can't even begin to describe
— He goes to you whenever he's upset or anxious, whether to rant about his problems or just have a shoulder to cry on. You make him feel safe and he knows you'll always be there for him.
— Tries to stand up for and take care of you as much as you do for him, with very limited success. Usually he just ends up embarrassing himself and needing you to comfort him again.
— He loves you so much and is so glad that you're there for him.
→ Collin
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— At first, he didn't really know what to think, so he grumbled at you and hid his face in embarrassment. Looks like you've got yourself a tsundere >:3c He almost bluescreens he's so flustered!
— Verbal affection is his favourite, you two often get stuck saying "I love you!" "No, I love you more!" "No, I love you more!" for ages because neither of you is willing to back down.
— He's still not a big fan of being touched, but sometimes he'll let you cuddle him. He's suprisingly warm and wraps his arms around you.
— He has a bit of a fear of being vulnerable, but knowing you'll be there to protect him makes him feel a bit better about it.
— He couldn't even begin to describe how grateful he is for everything you've done for him and
Sorry if this is a tad messy I'm tired
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Dating warren headcannons
(warren my beloved 🫶🏻)
this guy is a nervous WRECK around you, even after you started dating he would be way too anxious to even touch you in fear of grossing you out.
He requires a ton of love and patience, but with time he slowly starts to build his confidence and get out of old bad social habits.
He’s still 1000% a huge dork though, and even more so when it comes to you!
you’re literally his only best friend, and he treasures you more than anything! he’s always constantly telling you about anything exciting that goes on in his day.
and because he’s a freelancer, he’s basically your very own house husband! Even though he sucks at cooking & cleaning.
But he means well! even though most of the time dinner is take out, he makes up for it by showing his love in other ways!
examples include: packing some snacks for you for work, rubbing your shoulders after a hard day, or in general just lending an ear
like mentioned prior, he’s improved a lot since you’ve both started dating! not only socially, but with himself. He doesn’t feel the need to talk over everyone in order to be heard, or have those selfish tendencies.
(sorry these are short, i’ll make some more in the future if people want! allergies are just kicking my butt lol)
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gidget-claws · 2 years
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Doodles for @cyberzuzu 's fic
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Go read it it's very good for Red Guy enjoyers
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lovelybunn · 2 years
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Romantic fluff HC's with Warren?/dhmis
I AM A SIMP FOR THIS MAN IM SORRY
ㅤㅤ𝖱𝖮𝖬𝖠𝖭𝖳𝖨𝖢 𝖧𝖤𝖠𝖣𝖢𝖠𝖭𝖮𝖭𝖲 𝖥𝖮𝖱 ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝖶𝖠𝖱𝖱𝖤𝖭 𝖳𝖧𝖤 𝖶𝖮𝖱𝖬 .ᐟ.ᐟ
warning(s): swearing(?), mention of anxiety, uses of petnames
author's note: IT IS OKAY, ANON! I DO TOO, HE IS JUST A PATHETIC SOPPING WET LIL WET MEOW MEOW, WHAT MORE CAN U ASK IN A MAN?
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⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤヽ`ヽ`、ヽ🪱ヽ`ヽ`、ヽ
CUDDLES. SNUGGLES. COZIES. ALL THAT, MY BOY LOVES IT. (he's really warm all the time bc he's in a constant state of flusteredness so that's a plus)
warren the worm EAGLE is the ULTRA PETNAMER 2000 bc he's got em alllll!! from baby to angel to POOPY-CAKES, you name it, he call you it.
this boy is SO CLINGY, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. HE NEEDS CONSTANT REASSURANCE AND VALIDATION.
and also, he's not used to people being genuinely nice to him, so anytime you compliment/praise him for something, he thinks your saying it as a joke and/or manipulating him in some way. (overthinkers, am I right? 😒)
you guys share a podcast together where you do random shit and record it for content (imagine unus annus, but w/ a couple)
your warren's go-to editor for his presentations, so he always lets you see them first before he shows it to anyone else (and bc of your help alot more people have actually took the time to actually take in what he's saying lmao)
bro sadly does not know what boundaries are, so warren will basically beg you until you give in or literally FORCE him to stfu.
warren tries so very hard to be a BIG, STRONG, MANLY, MASCULINE, M A N around you in public, but he always ends up brutally embarrassing himself where like a crowd of people are just loudly laughing at him (poor baby :( )
he's a lil crybaby. sobbing into your chest daily. :((
HEAR ME OUT, HEAR. ME. OUTTTTT! warren likes tea, so he'll make it for the two of you all the time, and it's so calming.
DINNER DATES!!! and oh em gee he takes you to the best places, bc ofc, the best deserves to be fed as such. 😌
bc he's so prone to anxiety attacks, his #1 treatment exercise is to squeeze your hand tightly (not too tight bc he obv doesn't want to hurt you) and try his very best to match his breathing pattern with yours.
this is what his text messages look like to you: ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ"hEY HONEYBUN, LOVE OF MY LIFE, MY EVERYTHINGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ILYSM, HRUUU??????💋💋💋💋💋😘😘😘😘😘😘😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚😚💌💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❣️❤️‍🔥❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍"
to sum it up, y'know how colin said that he looks like a tumor? just imagine that, but he's a ~ℒℴ𝓋ℯ 𝒯𝓊𝓂ℴ𝓇~
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warren-your-friend · 2 years
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How different dhmis teachers react to you asking them on a date & what they are like as you date them:
I'm bored and hyperfixated and I need words for NaNoWriMo.
cw: some mentions of alcohol (Time Child), obsessive and controlling behavior (Warren), and implied depression (Unemployed Brendon)
Warren the Eagle:
-Warren seems shocked at first, taken aback by your advances when he wasn't even sure you wanted to be his friend. -Hearing this, you feel a bit bad that he hadn't realized you two were friends, but as you say that to him, he starts to panic a little, thinking he's upset you. (And he really REALLY doesn't want you to change your mind) -You pull him into a hug, and it only takes half a millisecond before he is holding you back tight. -"Yes!! Yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!" He holds you tight and you can't quite back away now, so you just melt into the hug, letting him tell you all about how excited he is. -As a boyfriend, he is obsessive and no small amount of jealous. -If you don't really have anyone else, he will happily take up every waking moment you have. -He has major insomnia and may end up watching you sleep, but only when you already know that he's spending the night. -If you do have people you care about and want to spend time with (whether family or friends) when he isn't there, he'll be too afraid of losing you to outright tell you that you can't do it, but he WILL guilt you and if you do happen to fall in love with him, he will get under your skin. -If you get involved with him, its best to involve him. If the people in your life can stand him long enough to get to know him, your relationship will go a lot smoother. -This guy is also a MASSIVE cuddler and very big on public displays of effection.
Colin the Computer:
-Colin was surprised by the question, but it's sort of hard to tell from the way that he responds. -He considers it and for a moment, you think he's going to say no, but really his mind is seven steps ahead and he is looking up places that would be fun to go to, while also not being too awkward for a first date. -When he finally speaks, it's to tell you that he's found live music festival at a park near you. There's dancing and food and it'll be a ton of fun! -You feel your heart swell with joy, your face getting hot. -If you aren't so sure about how well you dance, he is determined to teach you. To him, as long as you're close, any dancing is going to be perfect. -As a boyfriend, he is a lot of fun but rather energetic. -How close you are will determine how much physical contact there will be between you, so don't expect kisses on the first date, unless you have been friends for a good while. -Once you've dated for a while, he will ALWAYS be wanting to hold hands though. -He is SO much fun, if you're an extravert. -He's an introverted extravert, though. So don't worry too much if you aren't, he'll always want to recharge his own batteries at home too.
The Briefcase (Lucky Mo):
-Mo is all business when it comes to dating. He is dating to find someone to marry. Family means a lot, but he doesn't actually want children. -If you're rude to his brother, he is probably going to reject you immediately. -But if you don't encourage his brother or are unmotivated by the concept of working yourself, he's also probably going to reject you as well, though he will always encourage you to 'try harder', even as a friend. -If you have a job (whether or not you actually love it) and try to stay positive for Brendon, Mo will be a very encouraging lover and will want to go on as many dates as possible, as long as it works out around your schedules. -He's a very loyal boyfriend, dependable and encouraging. -He can be boring if you aren't proactive in finding things to do though, so be ready to make most of the choices for movie nights and where you go out to eat etc.
Unemployed Brendon:
-Brendon isn't sure what to say when you ask him out. -He's not used to people who love him for who he IS, rather than who he could be. -Yes, you will probably have to read his novel and if you didn't know it already, it's very sad with a very bittersweet ending. -You'll actually be surprised by how well written it is though and wonder where on Earth he got his inspiration from. He doesn't seem to want to talk about it though. -As a boyfriend, he is a bit of a nervous wreck, especially in the beginning. He doubts himself a lot, his ability, his life choices and most of all… if he is worthy of love at all. -His relationships with his parents are in tatters and his brother just keeps pushing and pushing him to do better. -His brother believes in him and while you can see the love behind it, you can also see the way that the stress of never being good enough wears down on Brendon… -But he loves you a ton, very fast. He's not as obsessive and jealous as Warren is, but he will always want to be around you. -He doesn't intentionally guilt you, but you know he can't help but feel like you're 'embarrassed' by him, if you don't take him places with you. -If you can encourage him to go to therapy, you'd actually have a healthy, loving relationship with Brendon. -You're paying for the therapy though. -And pretty much everything else.
Electracey:
-When you ask 'Tracey on a date, she had sorta been under the assumption you were either already dating or on a date, at the very least. -So she just continues conversing about whatever she had been thinking about, because of COURSE she wants to go on a date with you, silly! -She'll take you on walks through cities or late night parties in the city when everything is lit up, particularly in the summer. -Lots of life and energy comes with Tracey. -She's sort of a combination of Colin and Mo, in that she has all sorts of energy and loves to do things (she also has a great sense of humor), but she is also much less touchy than Colin and working with the electric company, she has a steady income to do just about anything. -The downside to Tracey is that she ALWAYS has energy. -She is extremely outgoing and she is a definite extrovert. -Don't expect 'downtime' with Tracey. She's up and out of the door early for a jog and likes to party hard on weekends. -She's the sort that will invite friends over for dinner on a work night, but the friends don't even show up until 8:00pm and you have to be up at 6:00am. -She's also not particularly tactile, so while she loves kisses and hugs, she's not really going to be holding your hand everywhere, or wrapping her arms around you while waiting for the bus. -Then again, she thinks you're super cool even on days you don't like yourself and she can SHRED on that guitar, so it all equals out, yeah?
Time-Child:
-It's less that you've asked them on a date and more that you found yourself on a date, unsure of where. -You only realize its a date, when T.C. wraps an arm around your waist pulls you into the VIP section of a very loud, very colorful club, introducing you to the bouncer as their date. -It's a TON of fun, but by the end of the night, you're exhausted and ready to go home and T.C. just sort of drops you off and goes back to the club and you're left kinda wondering what happened and why they thought to bring you at all. -They kinda leave you on read for a few weeks, until they show up on a long weekend, wanting to party again. -This is going to keep going until you make yourself less fun to hang out with. Oh well, looks like you're stuck with them!
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clitorrrific · 2 years
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Hi just wanted to share my cocllection
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Hope you're all having anice day❤️
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nastymensimp · 2 years
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warren the eagle relationship headcannons ( SFW & NSFW )
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This man has a hard time distinguishing between friendships and crushes 
CRAVES physical contact no matter if its kisses, hugs, hand holding, even just touching heads he needs it to survive
Once he knows you like him in a more then friends way he feels stupid for not knowing so please reassure him 
The type to ramble for hours about nothing, especially if its something that you both like
No idea how to interact with people properly, it may seem like he’s lecturing your friends but its the only way he knows how to talk to others. 
surprisingly very good at cooking! making food with his S/O is a big stress reliever for him
NSFW
He just gives me switch energy I'm sorry
Very, very vocal whether it be with praises or moans
Blow him while he’s doing his podcast, I dare you
Part of me feels like he would want to watch someone else fuck his S/O but I also feel like he would cry
Seeing you in his hat would be a big turn on for him 
This nasty mf probably keeps a pair of your underwear with him during the day 
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sleepyone232 · 2 years
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Warren x S/O reader
-Warren would be very clingy, never really wanting to let go of you.
-One time he even started crying since you needed to buy some groceries and he needed to stay home.
-He would give you as many hugs, kisses, cuddles as he could. Everything for his dear Y/N.
-When Warren records his podcasts, he just rambles about you.
-Sometimes he asks you if you want to come help him with his podcasts. You always say yes.
-The silly worm just really loves you, you're the first person that ever did. He wants to make you as happy as you make him.
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samithefungus · 1 year
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Brendon and/or Warren with reader who is a freelancer artist that does a variety of things like family portraits, illustrations for books and magazines, etc and helps them for free.
Thanks Anon for the request, hope you like it <3
Warren x Freelancer Reader
WARNINGS: Nothing this time
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-You were working as a Freelancer artist and were hired by a non-profit company to redesign their logo
-The company was called "Ok, Stop!" and even though you weren't sure what they were doing you took the job
-Your current 'boss' wanted you to design at the company's headquarters so they could monitor progress; you found it a hassle, but at the time you couldn't refuse because you needed the money
-During your time working there, you met Warren
-You couldn't really call him a Freelancer because he work for the company, but in his free time he works on podcasts by himself
-Even after you finished working for "Okay, Stop!" you and Warren stayed in touch
-You were called each others almost every day, albeit briefly, since you both had to work
-You decided to help him, since you were sorry to hear that almost all of his free time was spent doing podcasts for work
-You first recommended a better microphone to him, since the one he had sometimes recorded corrupted audios and then because of that he had to record podcasts completely over again
- "Really, I can't even find the brand of microphone you use!!!" You said
- "It's the cheapest one, I don't have enough money for a professional one " He answered embarrassed
- "Well....the most recommended is the Blue Yeti, my streamer friend uses it and it's great; and don't worry about the cost, I'll pay for it" You said
-Warren I look at you really happy , honestly no one had made something so nice for him
-You also recommend him to soundproof the room, so that no background noise could be heard while he was talking on his podcasts
- "Another thing you could do is soundproof the room, there would be no more background sounds on the podcasts" You said
- "I never thought of that" He replied to you
- "Someone gifted me some panels; I don't know what to do with them, if you want I can give them to you" You told him
-After you brought the soundproofing panels to Warren's house you also helped him hang them in the room he use for record his podcast
-Warren was sincerely amazed at your kindness
-Another tip you gave him to improve the quality of his podcast is to write a text where he can refer to the information without having to imrove, as he did before
-Warren wasn't very good at writing so you tried to help him the best you could, even if writing was not your specialty
-When he works too much you stop him by saying: "Take a break, working when you are too tired doesn't lead to anything good"
-The fact that working too much is also your vice and Warren often has to stop you too; sometimes if you don't want to listen to him he will use your phrases against you, since he knows that because of your ego you would not contradict yourself
-Warren will not bother you only if you have an errand with an impending deadline; he knows you have little time to finish it and does not want to you waste it
-Thanks to your advice Warren's podcast has been much more successful than it was before, and he won't stop thanking you
-Sometimes you make some drawings for him to put as covers for his podcasts
-Warren cries with joy every time you do this
-To thank you for all you do Warren try help you, advertising you to his colleagues
-You find it very sweet of him, even though none of them have contacted you yet
-The days when you haven't too much work to do, you both prefer to sleep or stay home and relax rather than go out; this is because of the decrease of energy in your body
-Life as a Freelancer is hard, and you and Warren know it, which is why you and Warren push each other to keep going
Brendon x Freelancer Reader
WARNINGS: Nothing this time
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-You met Brendon almost by chance; you met him in a café when he asked if he could sit with you since every other sits was full 
-Neither of you spoke, until you noticed him writing something; you were intrigued and asked him about it
-He seemed astonished by your question; apparently no one ever asked him about his novel
-Brendon happily started talking about his novel, and he was glad that someone was interested in it
-He even let you read a part of it, and honestly you were amazed at how well it was written
-When you heard that no one wanted to publish it you were sad for him and you understood what him feels; you were a Freelancer artist, and in your early days of work it was rare that anyone would hire you and sometimes your hard work was not paid properly and very often was belittled
-You were now a fairly respected artist, thanks in part to the help of some of your friends; that's why you wanted to help Brendon as your friends did to you
-Fortunately at that time you had little work and more like easy errands, so you could help Brendon the best you could
-Brendon invited you to his house so that you could read his novel entirely and give him advice
-When you arrived at Brendon's house, the first person you met was his annoying younger brother; he was a good person, but the way he told Brendon to get a real job took you personally
-You and Brendon had to ignore Briefcase's provocations
-Brendon took his novel and gave it to you so that you could read it
-You flipped through it and saw that it was all handwritten; you were amazed at the dedication he had put into writing it, the problem being that publishers are more likely to publish a computer-written text
-You told him this a little anxiously, as you didn't want him to think you were belittling his work
-Brendon gladly took your advice and from that day began transcribing his novel on the computer
-Briefcase probably hates you, thinking you were leading his brother astray; that's why every time he saw you two together he repeated to Brendon: "It's a bad influence for you!"
-Every time Briefcase does that both you and Brendon roll your eyes
-To help Brendon as much as possible you also contacted some of your writer friends to ask which publishers were most willing to publish a novel
-You also designed a cover for the book
-When you told Brendon all these things he was almost cried of joy
-After meeting with some publishers you finally found someone willing to publish Brendon's novel
-You were delighted, the only problem was that you two would have to work alone on the design of the book
-Brendon was a little worried about this, you reassured him and because you having some experience in designing you offered to help him
-The first thing you did was correct the text, then you divided the book into chapters, so as to give readers some reference points and finally you added a sketch you made for summarizing the chapter at the end of each ones; you did this to make the book more palatable to the audience
-This work took you a long time and some nights without sleep, but in the end you were satisfied with about it
-You sent the file to the publisher and waited for them to send you the first copy before they finally published the book
-As soon as you got the copy of the book, you went to Brendon's house to show it to him.
-When you gave it to him initially he was as excited as you were, but when he started turning the pages he started crying from emotion
-You told him you would think about design, but not that you would use hours of your time to do drawings for his book
-He asked you if he owed you any money for that, and you told him 'no'
- "I just wanted to help you, I don't want any money!" You said
-Brendon hugged you still crying from joy
-Now the next step was to rub his success in Briefcase's face
-Brendon picked up his book and headed to his brother
- "I told you I could do it!!!" You heard him shout joyfully
-You have to admit that this made you smile a little bit
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mikankinniexxx · 2 years
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I Love Shrignold sm ♡
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whaleofatjme1920 · 2 years
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Warren the extroverted buisness nerd and a shy reader!
Warren with a Shy Reader
[GN!Reader]
[Warnings: Like, none?]
[AN: I've been not entirely paying attention to DHMIS but this is that worm that reminds me of TF2's scout right. right.]
Well. Well. Well. Prepare to be annoyed. He says he wants friendship, and well, it gets even deeper than that.
Is,,, he a business nerd? I'm not up to speed on things in the DHMIS fandom. So, this is going to be odd.
I don't think this is the BEST relationship. It's,,, he has a lot of growing to do before he's better as a person.
He will embarrass you. Whether intentionally or not, he will embarrass you.
Whatever shyness you have might fade away to being very annoyed and fed up.
You don't really have it in you to tell him to stop so he might, and will, run you in circles. He's a bit toxic, but you believe you can help him.
That's a very naive thought though, you can't really fix someone who doesn't think they need to be fixed.
He will monologue a LOT.
He will very annoyingly try to get you out of your shell.
It's an imbalanced relationship.
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plshugmeiluvu · 2 years
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hi!! can i rq warren w a beautician gf??
First request! :0 Thank you so much, anon!
Warren X Beautician!Fem!Reader Headcanons
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Content Warning(s) — None
Author's Note(s) — I'm a tomboy so this was an interesting change of pace from what I'm usually thinking about, sorry if I got anything wrong ^^"
— He has no idea what any of the stuff you use does but is nonetheless curious. He loves to peer over your shoulder while you're working and point at everything asking you what it's for or how it works.
— It's a little annoying, but it comes from a place of genuine intrigue.
— ...You may need to stop him from eating the lipstick though.
— If you need a volunteer to practice on, he'd be a little unsure but trusts you and your skills. He doesn't exactly have any hair for you to style, but there's always makeup!
— His skin is quite sensitive, so you'll need to be careful with what products you use, but I'm sure you can come up with something!
— He absolutely loves what you did! He feels so pretty! He doesn't want to take it off ever and you basically have to throw a wet towel at his face to get it off.
— Sometimes he'll come up to you and sheepishly ask you to do it again
Sorry it's a bit short
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n0r3ality · 2 years
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idk if you write for lesley but if you do,,, could u write lesley x reader that is absolutely a nervous wreck hcs
I gotcha 👍 as always, please keep your expectations on the floor/hj
Lesley x Nervous wreck!reader
🎹 She worries about you a lot
🎹Whenever you do something wrong, you just burt into a tearful string of apologies, and she asks you to take deep breaths with her and reassures you that its ok
🎹Makes you a lot of tea with calming herbs, and refuses to let you drink coffee or anything too caffienated
🎹Lets you sit on her lap while she plays soothing music on the piano
🎹She's very motherly in general, she'll brush your hair or read you books if you dont mind it
🎹You can come to her for advice on anything, just fair warning, she might hit you with some yoda type shit
🎹she has a lot of grounding exercises that she does with you when she can tell things are getting bad again
🎹She's willing to help you through anything, no matter how insignificant it may seem
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starleska · 2 years
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I'm caving I'm writing the goshdarn Warren x self-insert oc fic
YES!! i'm so happy for you OP, congratulations!! 🔥🔥🔥 embrace it and have a fantastic time, you deserve it. i'm so curious to know what you're writing...can we get a snippet, perhaps? 😉
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fr3aky-fand0ms · 2 years
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maybe i’ll attempt a warren x reader fic someday. might put it on wattpad too. maybe deviantArt. considering ao3
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nastymensimp · 2 years
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hi!! are ur requests open? could u possibly write some hcs of reader taking care of a sick warren?
Warrens S/O taking care of him when sick
I wish you luck if you have to take care of this man when he's sick
His clingy personality combated with the fact that you won't really touch him because he's sick? you might as well let him die
More whiney then normal but only when he's not coughing
Please use this an an excuse to tell him to stop smoking
If you make him some type of homemade soup or something your family used when sick he just falls more in love
Once he understands why you won't really cuddle with him he comes up with ways for you guys to still do things together
video games, movies, helping him brainstorm for his podcast, all things he will accept at this time
If you have pets that cuddle him while he rest he will cry
His nose is already pretty red so when he's sick the mf looks like he can guide a sleigh
When he feels better there will be a day dedicated to make up affection
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