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♡Sami the Fungus♡
Hi, my name is Sami, but you can call me Sam Any pronouns 17 y.o 🇮🇹🏳️🌈 REQUESTS ARE CLOSED FOR A LITTLE BIT
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Could you do a platonic relationship between the train (Honestly I don't know what his official name is) and the reader who is a child and who is treated by the train as if they were his grandchild
Thank you Anon for the request, I hope you like it <3
I write this quickly during a moment of my free time, so if it's not that good I apologize.
I honestly didn't expect anyone to request me this character and I didn't really know what to write, so I decided to make some Headcanons, I hope it's okay.
Choo Choo (apparently that's his name) x grandchild reader
WARNINGS: Nothing this time
-You are a fairly hyperactive 4-5 year old and the one thing you would like to do is play with your 'grandfather'; only he is very old...Besides he's train
-The question is more than fair; how did he find you? The answer is that you two don't remember, by now Choo-Choo is old and does not remember everything perfectly; instead you were too young to remember what exactly happened
-Nonetheless, Choo-Choo is very attached to you, as if you were his real grandchild
-He always tries to please you and make you do what you want and very often spoils you a little bit
-Once you asked him to sing you a lullaby to put you to sleep and he did, only while singing he coughed and all his 'special drink' smeared your face and bed... don't ask him to sing for you anymore
-As already mentioned you are quite hyperactive and often run around while Choo-Choo tries to keep up with you
-You were really fast and once made the old train so tired that you almost thought it was going to die
-Even though you are hyperactive you still manage to understand your limits and when you see Choo-Choo too tired you stop playing and take care of him, bringing him his medicine or his 'special drink'
-He let you try some of that once, but the fuel the special drink is not for you
-Being half-deaf Choo-Choo very often can't hear or understand what you say very well, which is why he always asks you to speak into his good ear
-You still haven't figured out which is his good ear or if he actually has ears, so when he doesn't hear what you said you just repeat it in a higher tone of voice
-Very often he calls you those silly nicknames that grandparents use for their grandchildren
-Most likely he taught you to play cards with him (my grandfather used to do it, I could not mention it)
-Sometimes he gets you into his wagon and takes you around; you like to be there, since even though you go quite slow you love traveling together with your 'grandfather'
-He keeps some your photos in his wallet and often brags about you to other teachers
-Once he even took you to actually meet the other teachers; it must be said that you were intimidated by most of them
-When you left Choo-Choo lectured everyone for not being hospitable enough and frightening his grandchild
-Sometimes Choo-Choo will tell you about something about when he was young
-And honestly, you like it when your grandfather tells you stories from his youth and you like to listen to him
-Just one thing, he can't punish you, he just can't do it, and when he had to, the punishments only last for a few minutes, Choo-Choo is too good to you; sometimes you use this weakness to your advantage, for example you mess up, get into trouble, get punished, put on a sweet face and no more punishment
-Please don't stress this old train too much, is already so much that he can keep up with you
-There's a noticeable difference between how Choo-Choo treats others and how he treats you; he's usually grumpy with everyone, but with you he's kind and calm and almost seems like another person
-He is not very good at dealing with your tantrums, so he very often gives you the upper hand
-Strangely you are not an overly spoiled child, you don't know how
-You had a tendency to yell while playing, and Choo-Choo being quite deaf, he didn't say anything to you; you realized how annoying that behavior was when some teachers explained it to you (you've been playing more moderately since that day)
-You are developing a tendency to be a bit grumpy with everyone and some teachers are afraid that you become like your grandfather
-We can tell that your grandfather's teaching method is a little bit old-fashioned
-You did that thing, you got hurt, it means you learned your lesson and you won't do it again
-Honestly it works most of the time, and the times it doesn't work the other teachers have to explain to you why that thing is wrong
-This aside, even though you two are not related by blood, Choo-Choo loves you as if you were his real grandchild and you love him as if he were your real grandfather
I hope the english was acceptable, because I was very tired when I wrote this
#x reader#x reader platonic#headcanons#don't hug me i'm scared#dhmis#dhmis x reader#dhmis choo choo#dhmis train
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Hi guys, I just wanted to tell you that school is keeping me very busy this period and that's why I'm going to publish less; don't worry, I will try to make all your requests as soon as possible, but I just ask you to be a little bit patient.
i'm really sorry about that .
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Brendon and/or Warren with reader who is a freelancer artist that does a variety of things like family portraits, illustrations for books and magazines, etc and helps them for free.
Thanks Anon for the request, hope you like it <3
Warren x Freelancer Reader
WARNINGS: Nothing this time
-You were working as a Freelancer artist and were hired by a non-profit company to redesign their logo
-The company was called "Ok, Stop!" and even though you weren't sure what they were doing you took the job
-Your current 'boss' wanted you to design at the company's headquarters so they could monitor progress; you found it a hassle, but at the time you couldn't refuse because you needed the money
-During your time working there, you met Warren
-You couldn't really call him a Freelancer because he work for the company, but in his free time he works on podcasts by himself
-Even after you finished working for "Okay, Stop!" you and Warren stayed in touch
-You were called each others almost every day, albeit briefly, since you both had to work
-You decided to help him, since you were sorry to hear that almost all of his free time was spent doing podcasts for work
-You first recommended a better microphone to him, since the one he had sometimes recorded corrupted audios and then because of that he had to record podcasts completely over again
- "Really, I can't even find the brand of microphone you use!!!" You said
- "It's the cheapest one, I don't have enough money for a professional one " He answered embarrassed
- "Well....the most recommended is the Blue Yeti, my streamer friend uses it and it's great; and don't worry about the cost, I'll pay for it" You said
-Warren I look at you really happy , honestly no one had made something so nice for him
-You also recommend him to soundproof the room, so that no background noise could be heard while he was talking on his podcasts
- "Another thing you could do is soundproof the room, there would be no more background sounds on the podcasts" You said
- "I never thought of that" He replied to you
- "Someone gifted me some panels; I don't know what to do with them, if you want I can give them to you" You told him
-After you brought the soundproofing panels to Warren's house you also helped him hang them in the room he use for record his podcast
-Warren was sincerely amazed at your kindness
-Another tip you gave him to improve the quality of his podcast is to write a text where he can refer to the information without having to imrove, as he did before
-Warren wasn't very good at writing so you tried to help him the best you could, even if writing was not your specialty
-When he works too much you stop him by saying: "Take a break, working when you are too tired doesn't lead to anything good"
-The fact that working too much is also your vice and Warren often has to stop you too; sometimes if you don't want to listen to him he will use your phrases against you, since he knows that because of your ego you would not contradict yourself
-Warren will not bother you only if you have an errand with an impending deadline; he knows you have little time to finish it and does not want to you waste it
-Thanks to your advice Warren's podcast has been much more successful than it was before, and he won't stop thanking you
-Sometimes you make some drawings for him to put as covers for his podcasts
-Warren cries with joy every time you do this
-To thank you for all you do Warren try help you, advertising you to his colleagues
-You find it very sweet of him, even though none of them have contacted you yet
-The days when you haven't too much work to do, you both prefer to sleep or stay home and relax rather than go out; this is because of the decrease of energy in your body
-Life as a Freelancer is hard, and you and Warren know it, which is why you and Warren push each other to keep going
Brendon x Freelancer Reader
WARNINGS: Nothing this time
-You met Brendon almost by chance; you met him in a café when he asked if he could sit with you since every other sits was full
-Neither of you spoke, until you noticed him writing something; you were intrigued and asked him about it
-He seemed astonished by your question; apparently no one ever asked him about his novel
-Brendon happily started talking about his novel, and he was glad that someone was interested in it
-He even let you read a part of it, and honestly you were amazed at how well it was written
-When you heard that no one wanted to publish it you were sad for him and you understood what him feels; you were a Freelancer artist, and in your early days of work it was rare that anyone would hire you and sometimes your hard work was not paid properly and very often was belittled
-You were now a fairly respected artist, thanks in part to the help of some of your friends; that's why you wanted to help Brendon as your friends did to you
-Fortunately at that time you had little work and more like easy errands, so you could help Brendon the best you could
-Brendon invited you to his house so that you could read his novel entirely and give him advice
-When you arrived at Brendon's house, the first person you met was his annoying younger brother; he was a good person, but the way he told Brendon to get a real job took you personally
-You and Brendon had to ignore Briefcase's provocations
-Brendon took his novel and gave it to you so that you could read it
-You flipped through it and saw that it was all handwritten; you were amazed at the dedication he had put into writing it, the problem being that publishers are more likely to publish a computer-written text
-You told him this a little anxiously, as you didn't want him to think you were belittling his work
-Brendon gladly took your advice and from that day began transcribing his novel on the computer
-Briefcase probably hates you, thinking you were leading his brother astray; that's why every time he saw you two together he repeated to Brendon: "It's a bad influence for you!"
-Every time Briefcase does that both you and Brendon roll your eyes
-To help Brendon as much as possible you also contacted some of your writer friends to ask which publishers were most willing to publish a novel
-You also designed a cover for the book
-When you told Brendon all these things he was almost cried of joy
-After meeting with some publishers you finally found someone willing to publish Brendon's novel
-You were delighted, the only problem was that you two would have to work alone on the design of the book
-Brendon was a little worried about this, you reassured him and because you having some experience in designing you offered to help him
-The first thing you did was correct the text, then you divided the book into chapters, so as to give readers some reference points and finally you added a sketch you made for summarizing the chapter at the end of each ones; you did this to make the book more palatable to the audience
-This work took you a long time and some nights without sleep, but in the end you were satisfied with about it
-You sent the file to the publisher and waited for them to send you the first copy before they finally published the book
-As soon as you got the copy of the book, you went to Brendon's house to show it to him.
-When you gave it to him initially he was as excited as you were, but when he started turning the pages he started crying from emotion
-You told him you would think about design, but not that you would use hours of your time to do drawings for his book
-He asked you if he owed you any money for that, and you told him 'no'
- "I just wanted to help you, I don't want any money!" You said
-Brendon hugged you still crying from joy
-Now the next step was to rub his success in Briefcase's face
-Brendon picked up his book and headed to his brother
- "I told you I could do it!!!" You heard him shout joyfully
-You have to admit that this made you smile a little bit
#x reader#don't hug me i'm scared#dhmis#dhmis x reader#dhmis warren#dhmis warren the eagle#dhmis warren the worm#warren the worm#warren the eagle#dhmis brendon#dhmis unemployed brendon#unemployed brendon
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Coffin meets reader who actually alive but buried bc some people had knocked them out and hope they had suffocate underground. Coffin help the reader get back to the surface (and maybe a little bit of revenge)
Thank you Anon for the request, hope you like it.<3
Coffin x Buried Alive Reader
WARNINGS: Mention of Panic, Claustrophobia and Suffocation
-You were with some 'friends' in a fairly isolated cottage in the countryside
-They had asked if you wanted to stop to help with some renovations and you agreed
-As soon as you arrived you found your friends welcoming you
-When you entered the house everything seemed to be in pretty good order and you didn't understand what needed to be renovated
-You asked for explanations from your friends who said: "We'll explain it to you later, right now we've prepared tea for you, why don't you go and drink it"
-You agreed, so they accompanied you to the kitchen and gave you a cup of tea
-After a few sips, however, you felt strange; your head was spinning, and when you got up to go outside to get some air, you fell to the ground, losing conscious
-Your 'friends' picked you up, loaded you into their car and took you to the cemetery; then they buried you in an empty grave
-The headstone had the name "David" engraved on it, and a coffin was already there
-They had located that grave long ago, and what better place to hide a corpse (or rather who would soon become a corpse) than a grave in a cemetery; no one would come looking for you there
-Initially they wanted to kill you directly, but no one had the courage; so they opted to drug you and bury you alive so that you suffocated to death
-You regained consciousness a few hours later, not quite remembering what had happened
-When you opened your eyes you didn't understand where it was, and when you tried to get up you hit your head on something wooden
- "Ouch!" You heard "Be more careful!"
-You looked up, then turned your head to the right and then to the left; you were surrounded by wood...and it just spoke to you
- "Excuse me, but where exactly am I? And who are you?" You asked cordially
- "I am Coffin, and as you can also guess, you are buried under the ground" He answered you
- "Buried? But I'm not dead" You said confusedly
- "If you are here you must be dear" He answered you
-It couldn't be; you knew you couldn't be dead, you could feel your heart beating and your chest enlarging when you breathed
-This thing of being presumed dead made you anxious, the you began to shake, you felt your heart beating faster and faster, and you began to breathe frantically
-Coffin noticed this behavior and it seemed very strange to him, usually the other dead people he had hosted were not so 'active'; except for one who would not stop talking, but that is another story
-Coffin could clearly hear your heartbeat and see your chest getting bigger with every breath you took, something unusual for a dead person; maybe you were right and you weren't really dead
-But that means that if you had continued to breathe so frantically, you would run out of oxygen
-Then Coffin tried to calm you down, and strangely enough he succeeded
- "Well, now that you are calm, explain to me what happened dear" Coffin asked
- "I don't remember much" You replied
- "Then tell me what you remember" He said to you
- "Let's see...I had gone to some of my friends' house to help them with some renovations; as soon as I arrived they offered me tea, but after a few sips my head started to spin, so I got up to go outside for some air, but I fell to the ground and everything has become dark, then when I opened them again I was here"
- "Well...From this I can't tell if you're dead or alive, but I have a sure-fire method to figure it out; there should be a pair of scissors in there, take them and cut off a finger; I know it sounds brutal, but it will help, trust me"
-You looked around for the scissors, and when you found them, you cut one of your finger off
-Blood started coming out and you made a little noise of pain
- "My God, so it's true, you're alive!" Coffin exclaimed
-You started to get lost in your thoughts; you thought that those bastards you thought were your friends tricked you, drugging you and burying you so that you could suffocate to death underground, you thought that most likely there were no renovations to be done either and that was just a way to get you to an isolated place where they could carry out their plan, you thought that you would soon die there and no one would ever look for you
-You looked around and seeing yourself surrounded by wood gave you a claustrophobic attack and you started breathing frantically again
-Coffin tried again to calm you down, but this time he did not succeed easily
- "Calm down, You've run out of oxygen," he told you
- "WHAT'S THE POINT OF THINKING ABOUT PRESERVING OXYGEN IF I'M GOING TO DIE HERE ANYWAY!!!" You cried out in panic
- "You won't die, I promise, I have friends on surface who can dig you out" Coffin said
-Hearing that sentence you calmed down and your breathing became regular again; you had a hope of salvation
-A couple of hours passed, but the situation always seemed the same
-Coffin tried to keep you company as much as possible and you appreciated that, but your oxygen was beginning to run out
-Because of this you had a severe headache and were beginning to feel very sleepy
-You were beginning to feel the cramped space you were enclosed in getting tighter and tighter every minute that passed
-You began to sweat, chills were running through your body, and you felt a strong sense of nausea; your pulse was racing and you were trying to keep your breathing under control
-You felt the wooden walls as if they were clenching and were about to crush you
-You knew you were delirious, perhaps from lack of oxygen, perhaps from claustrophobia, or perhaps from both
-At some point you started to see blurry and feel heavy-eyed and you were sure you were going to die
-Suddenly you saw a light and thought you were dead and that was heaven, but when you felt fresh air enter your nose you realized that that light was the sunlight and you were finally free
-You quickly climbed out of the pit and breathed deeply; at that moment it was as if the air tasted good
-You wanted to thank Coffin's friend who had set you free, but when you turned around no one was there
- "So what are you going to do now?" Coffin asked you
- "I survived and now that only one thing to do...Revenge!!!" You answered almost indemonically
- "I'd like to help you in some way," Coffin told you
- "If you really want to...could you dig some pits please"
- "Sure dear, but what do you need them for?" He asked you
- "You'll see!!!" You replied
-Then you headed for your ex-friends' house, fortunately it was not very far from the cemetery
-You spied on them, waiting until one by one they were isolated and then hitting them in the head with a heavy object
-You didn't want to kill them, you just wanted to knock them out; and fortunately you knew where to hit to accomplish your intent
-Then you put the unconscious bodies in your car and drove to the spot where Coffin had dug the pits
-You threw the bodies one by one into the pits and then buried them
- "Did you kill them?" Coffin asked
- "No, they're just unconscious, they will suffocate to death in the pits" You replied
-There was a moment of silence, then you spoke again: "Coffin, thank you for everything; you are the best thing that has happened to me in my whole life"
-Coffin didn't expect to hear this, but honestly he was also pleased and you can tell that he even blushed a little bit
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So, my friend and I were talking, and I don't know how we got to talking about the fact that if a teacher in dhmis was a "wooden puppet" (like the ones you can see during fairs that entertain children) it would be a really cool thing.
We thought it could teacher the main characters something about entertainment (like dancing, singing, acting, playing an instrument, etc.).
After this conversation I was so inexplicably intrigued by this teacher that I decided to draw it myself (even though I'm not I'm not so good at drawing)
Here is the final result:
(Feel free to redraw her and other things; just tag me).
Her name is "Dolcenera" because while I was drawing her I was listening to Fabrizio de André songs (I think only Italians could understand).
Anyway she is the entertainment teacher (it's horrible, but I don't know what else to call her).
I also imagined her with a slight Italian cadence, because she reminded me the wooden puppets my grandfather used to bring from Sicily.
I also have other headcanons about her:
-She moves like a real wooden puppet, as if someone is commanding her through strings.
-It is not known for certain where her strings are attached.
-She has a damaged eye and sometimes it closes or stays open without her will
-She cannot make facial expressions (because of her mouth), so you can tell her mood by looking at the position of her eyes (or her good eye) or by the tone of her voice
-She is much taller than Yellow and Duck, but shorter than Red.
So far these are it, if you would like to let me know some of your headcanons about her (or just your opinions) I would love to <3
I also imagined what her 'episode' might be like:
There are the three main characters in the living room and they are watching a Show on TV.
At one stretch Duck says, "You know, if we did something like that we would already be rich."
Red replies, "What do you mean?"
"I mean that if we were actors we would be paid just to entertain people, that would be easy money wouldn't it?"
At this point Dolcenera appears and says, "This your statement is wrong for two reasons; entertainment is not just acting, then it is not easy, you need the passion that runs through your veins."
"All lies!" says Duck.
Then Dolcenera replies, "Come with me, I will teach you the true way of entertainment."
Then Dolcenera takes the trio to a theater and looking at them says, "Each of you must find your talent, and I am here to help."
Then she starts singing (imagine a song) trying to give singing, dancing and acting lessons to the three, but failing
When the song ends, Yellow can be heard giving a trumpet solo (as in episode 2 of season 2).
Dolcenera is amazed and leaves the other two to focus on Yellow
"This sound, this harmony; would you like to stay here for a while, I want you to cultivate this talent" Dolcenera says.
The other two decide that it's not a bad idea to leave Yellow there, since Dolcenera seems kind and not dangerous.
Duck is a little upset, because he would have liked to be the "star" and that's why he keeps complaining to Red.
Meanwhile, Yellow is practicing his trumpet on the theater stage, when all of a sudden Dolcenera approaches and starts tying strings to him.
"What are they?" Yellow asks.
"Strings, like mine, will bring you luck!" Dolcenera replies sweetly.
"Oh, okay, thank you!" Says Yellow and then continues to practice his trumpet.
"You'll be the star of the show" Dolcenera then says quietly.
Meanwhile, it had become evening and Red and Duck began to worry, not seeing Yellow come home, so they went back to the theater to pick him up.
As soon as they entered the theater they saw Yellow on stage, but as they got closer and closer they noticed that his figure looked very wooden, then they noticed the strings and realized...he had turned into a wooden puppet.
Red and Duck climb onto the stage and go to Yellow.
"Guys, you also came for take part in the show," says Yellow.
"No, you idiot, we came to take you away, can't you see what that evil puppet did to you!!!" Says Duck
"I'm sorry, but he's not leaving; he's the star" Says Dolcenera appearing behind Duck and Red "but you can stay; the audience would love you"
"No, we don't want turn into wooden puppets!!!" Duck replies
"That was not a request!" Says Dolcenera and then the lights went out.
Red and Duck start running in the dark trying to find the exit.
At one point Red is caught by something that drags him away
"Red, where are you? This is no time for pranks!" Says Duck.
At that moment Duck was standing under the stage, when the spotlights come on aiming at Red and Yellow, who are tied with strings and completely transformed into wooden puppets
"Join us, the show is almost started!" Repeat the two
"NEVER!!!" Says Duck
At this point Duck is caught by Wooden Red, but by rebelling in his grasp he manages to break his strings.
Red returns to normal and begins to help Duck break the strings that bind Yellow
"DON'T TOUCH MY STAR!!!" Dolcenera screams
Duck jumps on her and after some fighting manages to break the strings that were holding her.
Dolcenera falls to the ground and can't move anymore, at the same time Yellow's strings also break and he returns normal.
Then the three return home and stand in the living room watching TV.
"You know, I think the world of entertainment is not for us" says Duck.
"I agree" Red replies.
"I don't want to play the trumpet again in my life!!!" says Yellow.
And then the episode ends.
Honestly I really like this Oc that I created, but mostly her story and I tried my best to write it well.
Hope you liked it. <3
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Coffin who is friends with reader who then died before confessing their feeling to him and proceeds to revive themself in an Frankenstein manner and confesses their love as he arrives to tell them they 'died'
Thank you Anon for the request, hope you like it.<3
(I wrote this after a long day at school and I was tired, so if there are any mistakes or it's not nice, I apologize)
Coffin x 'Undead' Reader (Idk how to title it)
WARNINGS: Death Mention
-You and Coffin had been friends for a couple of years, but you had been having feelings for him for a while
-In the end, you could no longer keep these feelings secret and decided that you would confessed that very day
-You and Coffin were supposed to meet that afternoon, and you couldn't wait
-It was morning and you were having breakfast with your favorite dessert looking forward to that afternoon
-But fate had another plan for you...
-In fact without realizing it you took a bite of your food that was too big and started choking
-You coughed as hard as you could and started beating your chest, but nothing
-After a few minutes, you felt your body turn cold and then you fell down....You were dead
-The worst thing was that you could still see and hear, but you couldn't move; that made you feel worse
-After a while you saw the wooden planks break apart and form a figure
-When you saw it you almost felt like crying; it was Coffin
-He approached you, you could see his sad look at seeing one of his closer friends dead, but the worst thing was that you could do nothing
-You swore in your head, you didn't want to accept this fate, but you couldn't do anything more
-After a few minutes of discouragement, you thought you couldn't give up without trying first
-Then you tried to move your body
-Initially there were some small movements, which felt like muscle memory, then you started moving your fingers, and then moved to your hand, then to your arm, until you could actually get up
-Coffin was confused and so were you; the question you could both ask was "How?" but it was not answered for sure
-Coffin knew you were dead, he could tell by your pale and cadaverous complexion, your dull eyes, and your cold touch; yet you were standing there in front of him
-You were sure you were 100% dead, but you were moving, as if you were alive
-Honestly, you didn't care to know how and why you had managed to revive; you took this to an opportunity to confess your feelings
- "Coffin, I really don't know how to explain this to you, but anyway I would like to tell you something...something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time!" You said taking Coffin's hands.
-You paused briefly to think about whether you really wanted to confess
-Then you thought that this is probably your last chance to do it and so you went ahead
- "I love you...I love you so much!!!" You said
-Coffin did not know what to do at first, but then he leaned close to you and softly whispered in your ear, "I love you too honey"
-You hugged him; honestly Coffin didn't expect it, but he still held you close to him
-You stayed, in silence, for a while, then you said, "And now...What about me?What will happen to me?"
- "I think you will....decompose, like all corpses do" he answered you
- "But I don't want to leave you!" You said
- "I don't want to either, but that's life" he said sadly
-You looked at him with a dull and sad look
-"I promise I will stay with you until your body fades away" He told you to try to cheer you
-Honestly you could hear the sadness in his voice
-In the end Coffin kept his promise, after your burial he stayed with you until your body had completely decomposed (Yes, he got buried with you)
-All of this was happy, but sad at the same time
-The best part in this sad story was that you were able to stay with him until your last moment
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I saw the post about Warren with an annoying older sibling reader so how about opposite with reader who like a younger sibling but I'd generally pretty nice to him but needs to be watched 24/7 or else they're going rain chaos
Thanks Anon for the request, i tried my best, hope you like it <3
Warren x "Younger Sibling" Reader (Platonic)
WARNINGS: Nothing this time.
-You and Warren had known each other since you were young, even though he was much older than you
-You were very close to him almost like siblings, and because of that you showed him affection in any way you could
-For example, during his lesson you went there just to bring him some cookies you had bought
- "The newly baked cookies taste better, and these are still warm!" You said
- "Or you were afraid to eat them all by mistake like last time" He answered you
-Apparently he knows you very well
-When you was little you seriously believed that Warren was an eagle, now that you are grown up you know he is not, but you keep pretending to believe it because you don't want to hurt his feelings
-Sometimes you call Warren "Big Brother" since you know it pleases him, being that you know he doesn't have any 'real siblings', but he always wanted some
-You can swear you've seen him get emotional a few times...although he will always deny it
-You gladly listen to his podcast, and that makes Warren very happy
-But your kind character hides a dark side...
-In fact, you are considered to be the chaos in person.
-Warren has also started to calling 'Chaos Child' and actually you don't mind
-For example, you once called Warren to ask him how to put out a fire
-Apparently you had tried to bake a cake, but 'something' went wrong
-'Something' means that you burned the cake and also the oven caught fire
-Warren had to run to your house to help you put out the small fire you had caused
-He can swear he still smells something burning in your kitchen
-Warren can no longer trust even the phrase "I have everything under control" because of you
-For example this time it was Christmas season and you were trying to light the fireplace, but the fire started to spread outside it too; as if that were not enough at that moment Warren called you
- "How are you doing with the fireplace?" He asked you
"Let's just say I made a bit of a mess, but don't worry, I have everything under control" You answered him and then hung up
-And Warren made the mistake of believing you
-After that you ran into the kitchen and opened the faucet to get some water and throw it on the flames
-Strangely you managed to put out the fire by yourself this time, but you had a feeling that something was wrong
-You decided to ignore this feeling you had and lay down on the couch to watch TV
-After about half an hour you noticed water coming out of the kitchen
-Here's what was wrong, you had forgotten to turn off the faucet
-Look on the bright side, you flooded the kitchen, but at least the house didn't catch fire
-In the end, you and Warren spent the evening drying out the water in the kitchen
-Please don't try to fix one of your disasters again, do it for Warren's mental state
- Whenever you phone Warren there is always a 50/50 chance that the phone call is either "Hi Warren, I don't need anything actually, I just wanted to see how you were doing and maybe talk a bit" or "WARREN I (insert chaotic and improbable thing) AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO?"
-You are at least 50 percent responsible for the decline of Warren's mental state
-But in the end he doesn't care, even if you very often drive him crazy he will always be there by your side to protect you like a good big brother
-Please do him a favor, stay away from flammable things for a bit; Warren can't handle another fire
#x reader#don't hug me i'm scared#dhmis#dhmis x reader#dhmis warren#dhmis warren the eagle#dhmis warren the worm#warren the eagle#warren the worm
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Hello, Can I request Electracy x reader who is a literature teacher and can switch from being an object to being a human
Thank you Anon for the request, hope you like it <3
Electracey x Literature Teacher Reader
WARNINGS: Nothing this time
-You were the literature teacher and your job was to teach the three main characters the important, but more importantly the various evolutions of world literature
-As your teaching environment you had a library; where you spent most of your time even after your lesson
-You introduced yourself to the trio with your 'human form' and because of that they had thought you were not even a teacher (you know, teachers are like objects or animals and you didn't look like any of them)
-When you had to change your form for your lesson they finally realized you were a teacher
-At the end of your lesson your library was almost completely destroyed and you had to put it back, fortunately none of the books brought serious damage
-By the way you were a fairly 'old-fashioned' person in the sense that you did not appreciate "new technologies"
-You were born at the dawn of Greek literature and grew up with it
-In the rest of your life you came in contact with other types of literature
-The one that stuck with you the most was the Baroque one, and it is as if your 'behavior' remained tied to those times (roughly late 1600s early 1700s)
-Although you lived centuries you still look quite young, as if the growth of your body had stalled at your 'golden ages'
-As already mentioned you were not a great lover of 'new technologies', which is why your library was devoid of them, as well as devoid of elercicity, in fact you still used candles to illuminate everything
-You met Electracey when she came into your library to try to convince you to install an electrical system
-Even if the other teachers had told her it was an impossible task, she was confident about it
-You declined her offer without even allowing her to explain
-But Electracey did not give up, beginning to explain the benefits of electricity to you as if you were one of the students
-To make her understand that you were not interested, you picked up a book and started walking around the library trying to ignore her
-But that didn't stop Electracey, so to get her out of the way you decided to turn yourself into a book and hide in one of the library shelves
-Not finding you Electracey dejectedly decided to leave
-You, out of your characteristic good nature, knew that saddening a lady was unacceptable, so you came out and decided to listen to her
-She was really happy about it and began to explain everything there was to know about electricity
-Not being familiar with the subject you understood half the things Electracey told you, but it made you smile to see her so excited
-When she finally asked you what you thought about the idea of installing an electrical system in the library you told her, "Give me the night to think, I'll give you the answer in the morning" hoping she would forget about it
-Obviously Electracey did not, she showed up that morning at the library, interrupting your reading of Dante's Inferno
-You decided to accept her proposal, but on one condition, if you didn't like this change, she would take everything away
-She agreed and after a day of work your library finally had an electrical system
-You were quite confused at first and Electracey had to explain to you how everything worked and stay with you for a few days so as to help you understand how used to it
-She came to check on you once and found you playing with the light switch.
-At the end you got used to the change and decided to thank Electracey by writing her some poetry or reading her passages from your favorite novels
-You and she have become friends, and she often visits you in the library
-You tell her about some experiences you've had over the centuries you live, and she listens fascinated
-Honestly, she would never have thought you were so old; you were about 29 centuries old, but you looked so young; you couldn't explain why either, so you preferred to avoid this
-Sometimes she tells you about innovative technologies and other uses of electricity, but you still don't want to know about it; you prefer to use electricity only for lighting at least for now
-Very often Electracey asks you to recommend her some books to read, and every time she gets some you remind that she bring them back on time...she never does
-However, she is one of the teachers with whom you have formed a fairly solid relationship, more so because you don't get out of the library much and she is the one who mostly visits you
-Sometimes she urges you to be with others teachers, but most of the time you respond that she would rather stay and read
-A couple of times Electracey has convinced you and those times you have talked to Coffin about the Divine Comedy and other books about death and life after it; and you have read Brendon's novel and also giving him advice on how to improve his writing skills
-Aside this Electracey is the teacher you are closest with and most likely the only one who will come almost every day to visit you in the library and help you with it
-One day she even helped you put the books on the shelves, but she ended up misplacing them alphabetically and you had to rearrange them yourself
-However, you enjoy spending time with her and she also enjoys spending time with you, even if you don't have much in common; but as they say "opposites attract"
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A request for Colin x Reader
[Fluff ]
The two are online friends but never met in real life, until one day. The Reader visits Colin and the two, despite being nervous, get along great.
I hope you can do something with it and take as much time as you need. <3
Thank you for the request, I did my best and I hope you like it <3
Colin x Online Friend Reader
WARNINGS: Nothing this time
-You weren't a big fan of online friendships, in fact you only knew one person online that you were really close with, it's a guy named Colin
-You met him a couple of years ago; initially you only talked about more and less only, then you started getting closer and opening up more to each other
-You two liked talking together, plus you found that you had a lot in common...
-But you haven't met yet
-This kind of bothered you a little bit, as already mentioned, you were not a fan of online friendships
-You wanted to meet your friend, so you planned to meet him
-You asked Colin what his address was and you and Colin decided on a day when you going to visit him
-He lived quite far from you, so you had to take the train
-You decided to take the train early in the morning so that you could spend more time in person with Colin
-You arrived at the station long before your train arrived, but with your unluck it was late
-You were now at the station without the sun having risen yet waiting for the train with the anxiety of being late and making a bad impression
-After about half an hour your train arrived and you got on it
-You arrived that morning at Colin's house and knocked on the door
-Colin opened the door and you greeted each other, you held back from hugging him because you knew he didn't like to be touched
-You two walked into the house and sat down on the couch
-Neither of you said a word; it was easier for you to talk online
-There was a silence that made both of you get nervous
-You saw Colin abandoned stiffly, instead you were fiddling with your fingers when your leg trembled a bit
-You finally decided to break the silence by saying, "You know Colin, I was going to bring some board games, like Monopoly, Chess or stuff like that, would you like to play?"
- "I'd love to play Chess," Colin replied.
-So you pulled the Chess out of your backpack and you and Colin started playing
-Initially you two were a little tense about playing against each other, but then the game carried you away
-No need to say that Colin won
-You obviously asked for a rematch and it took you 7 more games to accept the fact that you couldn't beat him
-Disheartened you looked around and noticed a Console
- "Is that yours?" You asked
- "No, it's my sister's, I was going to introduce her to you, but she's not here today" Colin answered you (one of my Headcanons is that Colin and Electracey are siblings, so for here Colin's sister I mean Electracey)
- "Do you want to play it?" You said
- "Actually my sister doesn't want me to touch her things" He answered you
- "Afraid of losing!" You said to convince him and strangely you seriously convinced him
-Colin took the first video game he found and put it in the Console and you two started play
-In the end Colin beat you at every game...
-Seriously you thought you were going to win against him, he's a computer
-Anyway it got dark and you had to leave, but before you said goodbye to Colin and then said, "Bye Colin, how about next week you come over to my house?"
-Colin nodded and said that was a good idea
- "Well, then just remind me to send you my address" You replied, then left
-You ran to the station, but this time the train was early and you had missed it, so you would have to wait for the next one
-While you were waiting you chatted a little with Colin; first you sent him your address so you wouldn't forget, then you talked a little bit about random things just to keep you occupied until the train arrives
-In the end your other train was cancelled and there were no other trains that want where you lived
-You had no alternative, so you write to Colin and ask him if you could stay at his house for the night and then take the train the next morning
-He said yes and picked you up at the station
-You had planned to sleep on the couch, but Colin told you that he had an extra room for you
-You arrived at his house and Colin showed you to your room and you immediately jumped into bed and felt asleep, because you were really tired
-The next morning you woke up early and went to catch the train, managing to catch it on time
-As soon as you arrived at your house you wrote to Colin to reassure him, because when you left his house he was still asleep
-He texted you back with a thumbs-up emoji and then wrote back, "See you next week <3"
-All of this made you smile a bit and now you can't wait for next week
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Thank you for this idea, I love it and hope you might like it too <3
Briefcase saves Brendon from suicide
(I honestly don't know how title it)
WARNINGS: Mention of Depression, Suicide, and Guns.
-Brendon was locked in his room, the gun pointed at his temple, and he just had to find the strength to pull the trigger
-He thought about his life and self-loathing came over him; and besides that he also blamed himself for being too cowardly to shoot himself
-Brendon began to cry loudly as he thought back to all he had been through; he could afford it, he was alone in the house anyway and was supposed to be alone for another couple of days since his brother was on a business trip...
-But this was not the case, in fact Briefcase came home a few days early from his business trip....
-The house was silent, and when Briefcase returned he clearly heard a desperate cry
-He could clearly recognize Brendon's voice followed by sobs
-Briefcase worriedly rushed toward the source of the weeping, and when he arrived in front of his brother's room, he burst open the door
-He did not expect to see his brother sitting on the floor holding a gun to his head
-Same thing Brendon did not expect to see his brother who had returned home so early
-Brendon, at the sight of Briefcase, was so shocked that he mistakenly moved his weapon slightly and shoot
- The bullet grazed his head, but fortunately the wound was not fatal, it just started bleeding a lot
-Briefcase ran to his brother and took the gun out of his hand and then threw it away, then sat down in front of him
- "Are you okay? Do you want to talk about it?" Briefcase asked in a calm voice
-Brendon burst into tears again and hugged his brother
-"I'M A FAILURE, A COMPLETE FAILURE; I DON'T HAVE A JOB AND MY NOVEL SUCKS SO BAD THAT NO ONE WILL EVER WANT TO PUBLISH IT, AND NOW I FAILED TO KILL MYSELF TOO!!!" Shouted Brendon between tears and sobs
-Briefcase began massaging his brother's back to calm him down
- "Don't say that, you're a great writer, it's the publishers that don't understand anything; trust me, I read your novel" replied Briefcase
- "But you always told me that being a writer wasn't a job and that I should get a real job; then you constantly humiliate me and even started calling me Unemployed Brendon...NOW EVERYONE THINKS THAT IT'S MY ACTUAL NAME!!!" Said Brendon
-Now Briefcase felt bad about what he had said and done, seeing how those things had reduced Brendon; he honestly didn't want to bring down his brother's expectations, he just wanted to annoy him a bit
-Brifcase was about to start crying, too, but he decided to hold back his tears and stay strong to stand by Brendon in that difficult time
- "I'm sorry, I'm an idiot, I shouldn't have said or done anything to hurt you, I knew you suffered, but I didn't think my shenanigans would lead you to so much and.....Fuck, I don't want to imagine what would happen if I..." said Briefcase, however, unable to finish the sentence
-He started to think about what would have happened if he hadn't come home sooner and could officially tell that his eyes had started to tear
-Briefcase wiped away his tears, remembering that he had to stay strong for Brendon
- "So, do you want to talk?" Briefcase asked
-Brendon did not answer, he just let a few sobs escape; he wasn't in the mood to talk at that moment
-"Okay, do you want to stay a little longer hugging me?" Briefcase then asked
-Again, Brendon did not respond, but squeezed his brother even tighter, implying a yes
-The two brothers stayed hugging together without saying a word for another 10 minutes
-It's bad to say, but this is the closest moment they have had in years
-In the end Briefcase decided to treat Brendon's wound because it was still bleeding and he didn't want it to get infected
-After making sure that Brendon was all right finally Briefcase start crying and hugging his brother
- "Brendon, I know you won't believe me, but I love you, you are my brother, my only brother, so don't try to commit suicide anymore; any problems you had you can talk to me about it, but please don't take suicide as an option anymore!" Said Briefcase with tears in his eyes
- "I'm sorry brother, I didn't mean to make you cry" Brendon replied
- "Don't apologize, just promise me that you won't think about killing yourself anymore," said Briefcase holding his brother even tighter
- "Okay, I won't, I promise" replied Brendon
-The two brothers found again hugging together without saying a word
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Hi, I love your works and your writing style.
Then I saw that in your description you have the Italian flag, so I assume you are Italian; I'm Italian too and I wanted to know which part of Italy you are from exactly?
Anyway I wanted make a request if I could...
I've read your work where Briefcase and the Reader (his boss) are dating and you mention their marriage a couple of times...
I wanted to ask if you could actually write something about their marriage, because now I'm curious
Thanks in advance
Thank you Anon for your request, I I tried my best, hope you like it. <3
Anyway yes, I'm Italian, precisely I'm from Rome.
Briefcase x Boss Reader (Part 2?)
WARNINGS: Little mention of panic, but nothing more
-By now you and Briefcase had been engaged for a long time, that's why Briefcase had decided to take ask you to marry him
-He bought the ring and did his best to keep it hidden from you until he found the right time to propose to you
-He wasn't very good at this, let's say you were able to guess that he was hiding something, but you didn't understand what
-Briefcase asked Brendon for help with ideas about how to propose, but in the end they both agreed that the classic proposal would be fine
-It would soon be your engagement anniversary, and Briefcase had arranged a dinner for the two of you
-Brendon advised him to propose there, and Briefcase found it a wonderful idea
-On the day of your romantic dinner Briefcase was really agitated and you noticed it clearly, but you thought it was because of work since you were full of things to do at that time
-At the end of the dinner he got up and stood in front of you and then got down on one knee and pulled out the ring
- "Will you marry me?" He said
-You put on the ring (implying a yes) and then you looked at him
-Briefcase, not receiving an answer, began to fidget and completely panicked
-You kissed him on the cheek and whispered, "Yes, I want to marry you"
-His eyes grew wide with joy and he blushed
-Everyone at work celebrated for your wedding
-Honestly, it bothered you a little; you knew that all this was just to work less and you would have even accepted it if it weren't for the fact that you were swamped with work at that time and in addition already behind on some deadlines
-You still decided to celebrate a bit and then send everyone back to work
-You and Briefcase decided to get married at the end of May, which was when the workload was less for the company and so your absence would not get in the way of other employees
-Brendon helped you with the organization of everything; you gave him the contacts with the people who published his novel; he owed you this a little bit
-Brendon is now an emerging writer, and that's why Briefcase can no longer call him Unemployed Brendon, so he started calling him 'Freelance Brendon'
-You scold him by reminding him that Brendon is helping you with your marriage; instead Brendon doesn't mind much, still better than Unemployed Brendon
-You and Briefcase decided to do something quiet without too many invitations
-Basically it was: you, him, Brendon (who was his brother's best man), your family, a few of your friends, and [Insert friend/family member who was your best man]
-During the bouquet toss you put too much force leaving it and because of these it ended up on Brendon's head, who was very confused about that while Briefcase started giggling
-After the cake and greeting the last guests, you and Briefcase were finally able to go and enjoy your first wedding night
-Although it wasn't a big wedding, it was the most memorable day of your life, and so was Briefcase
-After a few days you left for your honeymoon
-You and Briefcase decided to take a cruise
-Initially you wanted to go to the Caribbean, but it was not recommended at that time of year, so you opted for a cruise among the Mediterranean and Greek islands
-You visited islands like Madeira or the Canary Islands, and then went to Malta and Cyprus, making several exceptional stops in cities such as Genoa, Marseille, Valensia, Ibiza and Palermo when you visited the Mediterranean islands and then Venice, Mykonos and Santorino when you visited the Greek islands
-It was a wonderful vacation and for each place you visited you bought more than one souvenir, some that you gave to Brendon as a gift
-When you returned from your honeymoon you finally moved together in the house you had bought for the you two and now live there as a happy married couple
I wrote this after a long day of school (+ lots of homework), so if there are more mistakes than usual, I apologize. <3
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Hi, I have a request...
It might sound strange and maybe a little creepy, but I had a dream about it and now I can't get it out of my head
So, there's a depressed Brandon who can't take it anymore and kills himself.
I'd like you to write Briefcase's reaction if you want of course
Thank you Anon for the request <3
I have to be honest, this is my first time to write something like this, I hope you like it <3
How Briefcase reacts to Brendon's death
WARNINGS: Mention of Depression, Suicide, Death, Guns and Blood.
-Brendon was locked in his room, had tears in his eyes and a gun pointed at his temple
-He was going through a difficult time, no one wanted to publish his book, his brother belittled him and he felt like all his hard work was for nothing
-He felt useless
-He hated the fact that his younger brother was more successful than him, and because of that he began to hate his whole life
-He did not understand why even though he put so much effort into what he was doing he kept failing
-Brendon had been alone for a few days; his brother was away for business so Brandon was alone with himself
-These days spent alone made him think, and so he decided that he could no longer stand his life and that it would be better for him to die
-So he wrote his suicide note, took the gun and put it to his head
-He began to cry thinking back on his miserable life and then pulled the trigger
-The shot rumbled through the press and the bullet pierced Brendon's head
-Brendon remained conscious for a few seconds, and in that time he heard the front door open and he heard the familiar voice of his brother, but he didn't have time to understand what he had said, because he closed his eyes and died
-In the meantime, Briefcase had returned early from his business trip to surprise his brother
-It was Brendon's birthday that day, and Briefcase had bought a cake, eager to show it to his brother
-Briefcase opened the front door and said, "Brendon, I'm home and I have a surprise for you!"
-He received no answer, which was strange, but he just thought his older brother was locked in his room and didn't hear him
-So he set the cake down in the kitchen and went to knock on Brendon's bedroom door, but still no response
-Then he decided to go inside to find out what his brother was doing
-As soon as he opened the door he saw Brendon with a blow to his head and the gun still in his hand, all this with blood carpeted all over the floor and still coming out of Brendon's head
-Briefcase tried to keep calm, there was no way his brother had committed suicide, it had to be a joke
- "Brendon, you are joking, aren't you? Come on get up, I bought you a cake," Briefcase said in a trembling voice
-No response
-Some tears began to roll down his cheeks.
-Briefcase got down on his knees beside his brother's body and began to shake him
- "Come on Brendon, wake up!!!" He said almost on the verge of tears
-Finally he understood that his brother was dead.
-Briefcase began to cry loudly, hugging his brother's body
- He screamed, he didn't know what to say so he just screamed
-Briefcase stood up and took a breath, then punched the wall, he was angry, but he didn't know with whom
-He injured his hand he had to admit it, but he didn't care, he punched the wall another time and another and he continued like that until his hand started bleeding
-He didn't want to accept his brother's death, but he had to
-Briefcase then noticed a note on his brother's desk, so he picked it up and read it
- "I'm sorry, but I can't take it anymore, my life is useless, I'm useless; I'm just an unemployed bastard with an unattainable dream, that's why I only deserve to die."
-At the reading of that note his heart fell
-Now Briefcase knew with whom to be angry, with himself, he felt as if he was the cause of Brendon's death, as if he was the one who killed him
-He cursed at himself and began to cry again
-He felt like a horrible person
-The only thing Briefcase had wanted at that moment was to bring his brother back to life to tell him that he was sorry for everything, but he couldn't and this made him feel worse
-The first few times after Brendon's death Briefcase cried a lot and often had nightmares about what had happened
-After a few months Briefcase would slowly come to terms with it, more or less.
-He still believed that he was one of the causes of his brother's death and felt horrible because of it
-He took a little break from work and began consulting a psychologist
-Every night he go back to Brendon's room and apologize and occasionally cries while doing so
-Briefcase had published his brother's novel in to remember him and then put a copy on his grave
-Plainly Briefcase will get over Brendon's death, but he will never quite do so
I tried my best, but I understand that I'm not that good at writing these things, I hope it's good enough
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Warren with a platonic relationship with reader who tends to tease him (like bringing up embarrassing moments) in a annoying older sibling way without any real malice. (Bonus if Warren knows some embarrassing moments about the reader and teases them back.)
Thanks Anon for the request, hope you like it <3
Warren x Reader (Platonic)
WARNINGS: Nothing this time
-You've known Warren since you were little
-Your parents were friends, so you basically grew up together, as if you were brothers
-You are older than he and these makes you remember a lot of embarrassing things he did when he was young
-You used this to your advantage to tease him
-Once you followed him when he was supposed to teach the trio and in the middle of his lesson you said, "Hey Warren, if you're an eagle why don't you show us how you fly?"
- "I haven't my wings yet, so I can't fly" he replied.
-That's what you wanted him to say, so you said, "That's not what you told me when you tried to fly by jumping off a low wall and falling face to the ground ."
-You caused a little laughter and saw Warren blush and shout at you, "I WAS 10 YEARS OLD, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT I NEED WINGS TO FLY!!!"
-You could tell Warren was a little hurt, so you treated him to a restaurant-style meal to make it up to him.
-Sometimes you like to remind him that he's not an eagle just to annoy him, and the conversations are like:
- "Hey Warren, you know you're not an eagle" you say.
- "Yes I am" he replies to you.
- "No, you're a Worm" you say again
- "Eagle" he replied.
- "Worm" you counter.
-And you continue like this until one of the two gets tired, generally it's you since because Warren is really determined to consider himself an eagle
-You have an embarassing picture of him when he was in elementary school and sometimes, when you remember that this picture existence, you send it to Warren without saying anything just to annoy him
-Once you left your phone unattended and he deleted it from the gallery, fortunately you managed to retrieve it and once you got home you spammed it to him in your chat
-Doing a calculation you must have sent it to him about 100 times that night; Warren had to beg you to stop
-Plus when you two were little you were taller then Warren and now.....You're still taller than him, that's why you enjoy teasing him about it
- "Warren, where are you? I can't see you!" you say while Warren, visibly irritated, stands a few centimeters below you
-Sometimes you rest your elbow on his head just because you know he doesn't want you to.
-There is a reminder....Warren might get his revenge and sometimes he does.
-In fact, he also knows some embarrassing things about you.
-For example, one night you were teasing him a little, as usual....
- "Warren, do you remember that time you wet your pants twice in one day," you said.
- "At least I didn't do that during the school play," he replied.
-You pretended to feel offended about it only to make him feel bad, and you do it
-Warren apologized 10 minutes later almost in tears for touching your 'sensitive moment'
-You felt guilty and then you apologized too.
-Sometimes when you're teasing him and he's had enough he starts saying "Okay, Stop!" and then continues with phrases like "Real friends don't say/do these things," just because he knows it annoys you
-But other than that you love each other.
-You're best friends...You consider yourselves almost brothers
-You two has a set of nicknames for each other that can be either cute or mean
-You know everything about each other...And in sometimes this can seem a little 'creepy'
-When one of you is feeling sick or down, the other will do his best to make him feel better
-Once you got sick and Warren, in order to take care of you, got sick too.
-You are obliged to listen to his podcast, but if you don't want to, that's okay.....Don't worry about poor Warren's feelings
-Please listen that podcast
-You spend a lot of time together, which is why some people think you are a couple
-Both of you deny it by saying, "Ew no, he's like a brother to me" or something like that
-Even though you tease each other you two have a great relationship of friendship and brotherhood and neither of you imagine your life without the other
#headcanons#x reader#x reader platonic#don't hug me i'm scared#dhmis#dhmis x reader#dhmis warren#dhmis warren the eagle#dhmis warren the worm
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I love your writing style sm :0
Could I please request headcanons of an energetic tomboy reader who's friends with the main dhmis trio? "One of the guys" energy if that makes sense. Ty ^^
Thanks Anon for your request. <3
I don't know if I understood your request correctly, but I tried my best and I hope you like it. <3
Energetic Tomboy Reader Friend With The Trio (Headcanons)
WARNINGS: Nothing this time
-You met the trio when you moved a couple of houses after theirs
-You were excited to finally live alone
-The first thing you did, even before setting your things up, was to introduce yourself to your new neighbors
-Arrived at the trio's house you rang the bell and when it was opened you energetically introduced yourself, expecting an equal amount of energy from the three
-It wasn't like that, the three looked at you suspiciously and asked you if you were a new 'teacher'
-You tilted your head; at this moment you were very confused, but you didn't even have time to ask for explanations that the red guy slammed the door
-You thought it was strange, but at the same time you set yourself a goal: 'become friends with the trio'
-You continued to visit them every day and so you started to get a little closer to them
- The first one you really made friends with was Yellow
-One day you went to the trio's house, but there was only Yellow
-You started talking outside the door (the trio still won't let you into their house)
-You asked him if he wanted to spend some time at your house and Yellow accepted
-You two went to your house and then sat on the sofa and you kept talking
-At one point Yellow asks you: "I didn't understand if you're boy or girl; you have a female voice, but you look like a male"
-"I know, many people say I'm a Tomboy" you replied
-"I see...So you're a boy and your name is Tom" Yellow replied
-You laughed thinking he was joking...
-He's not joking
-You had to explain to him what the term 'Tomboy' meant, and even after you did Yellow still think that your name is Tom, but at least he understood (or you think he understood) that you are not a boy
-Anyway, Yellow will introduce you to the other two
-Even Duck and Red were confused about your gender at first, and Yellow, who introduced you as 'Tom', didn't help
-You also had to explain to them the meaning of the word 'Tomboy' hoping they would understand and.....they do; they understood that you are not a boy, but you have behaviors considered typically male
-Anyway, Duck and Red weren't sure they wanted to be friends with you at first, but they changed their minds
-However, you hadn't kidnapped Yellow forcing him to order a bowl of chicken when he went to your house, so you were a nice guy
-It took a while to fully get close to you
- But in the end Yellow was really exited to have a new friend, Red seemed to have accepted the fact of having one more person in their group, Duck however seemed not to have fully accepted it yet... 'THERE'S ONLY THE THREE OF US'
-But Duck hasn't slaughtered your throat with a shovel yet, so it's fine
-Very often you invite the trio to your home, for dinner, lunch or because you just want to see them
-And every time they come to your house, you tell them about your many hobbies or your strange 'obsessions of the moment'
-One day you spoke almost all the time, making the three spoke only to receive opinions
-Another day you showed them your drawings, played your new song on the guitar, talked about the books you had recently read and discussed with the three of your musical tastes; all this in just 2 hours
-Very often you convince them to do the craziest things
- For example, during one of their 'nothing days' you managed to convince them to take an 'impromptu travel'
-You all planned to be away for less then one day, but you came home three days later
- Sometimes you are afraid that these behaviors can push them away from you; they make you understand that it won't be like that
- But they still won't let you get into their house
-You didn't understand why, so one night you decided to try to sneak into their house
-You found the kitchen window open, so you entered through it
-As soon as you entered you find a Clock and a Sketchbook arguing
-You've decided to walk out the window and want nothing to do with it
-Now you understand why they didn't want to let you in the house...
-A few days later they will offer you to enter in their house
-You accepted excitedly, of course, and once inside you found other talking objects
-You didn't quite understand if them and the trio were friends or enemies or something else and you honestly didn't want to known
-Besides this little detail, you and the three have become very close, so much so that they consider you almost the fourth of them
-Sometimes Duck still threatens you because 'THERE ARE ONLY THREE OF US' , but nothing more
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My friend sent me this...
And now I can't unhear him...
please tell me I'm not the only one who hear his voice
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Request for Shrignold x Reader fanfic?
Shrignold tries to convince Reader to join his love cult. He thinks they are mean to be each other’s special ones, he’s not overly pushy but persistent.
Thanks Anon for the request; hope you like it <3
Shrignold x Reader
WARNINGS: Nothing this time
-You loved being outdoors and in the last few days the weather was perfect for picnics
-You didn't have friends and so what you did was spread the tablecloth on the floor and eat alone, then lie down, enjoy the outdoors for a bit and go home; it was relaxing for you
- For a few days has been showing up a guest, if we can call it that, during your picnics.
-It was this butterfly, who said his name was Shrignold
-You found it every day in the place where you had your picnics
-Initially you didn't pay much attention to it, there were so many butterflies there
-Then one day he approached and he intruduced himself
-You smiled and politely you told him your name too
- Shrignold had been staying with you for a picnic for a few days
-You ate and talked and relaxed together, then before you left he always said one thing to you:
-"I don't know if I told you about Malcolm, he is the king of love, my group and I pray to him and we feed him with gravel; if you stay here a little longer I can explain you about him and may I introduce you to the other members of my love group"
- You promptly refused; this all sounded like a cult and you didn't want anything to do with it
-But Shrignold believed...indeed he knew that you were his Special One, it was Malcolm who told him
-You kept refusing his offer, but Shrignold didn't give up, Malcolm would get a new follower and he would finally get his Special One
-As usual the day before you had refused to convert to Malcolm, but today Shrignold was more confident than other days, he had a good feeling
-He showed up at the same place at the same time to meet you, but you weren't there
-Shrignold thought you was just late
-He waited 10 minutes, but you still didn't arrive
-Waited 20 minutes and still nothing
-After half an hour Shrignold began to despair; he had lost his Special One and doesn't know if he will ever meet it again
-But while he was lost in his thoughts you came running
-"Sorry, I forgot my picnic basket at home and I had to go back to get it!!!" You announced
-Shrignold lunged at you and hugged you (more or less)
-"I thought you weren't coming" He said worried
-His behavior seemed a little strange to you, but you decided to ignore it
-As always you ate and chatted and when you were about to leave he asked you to stay to talk to you about Malcolm
-You wanted to refuse, but to make you forgive for being late you decided to accept
-Shrignold took you to a place in the clouds, apparently was there his strange cult of love.
-You looked around and the only adjective that came to your mind to describe this place was 'bizarre', but honestly you liked that place a bit
-Shrignold and the other members of the cult started singing to tell you their thoughts about love
- You honestly felt like someone cared about you, like you were at home; plus they sang well
-Suddenly they explained (singing) what they meant by Special One
- And Shrignold shouts: "And you are my Special One Y/N!!!"
-You were quite,you can't believe what you just heard and now you wanted some explanations
-You stopped the song and turned to Shrignold: "What do you mean?"
-"You are the person I am meant to be with, you are my Special One!" Shrignold responded enthusiastically
-"What makes you think so?" You asked
-"Malcom revealed it to me; he told me that soon I would find my Special One and then I met you, this means that you are my Special One!" Shrignold replied
-You didn't know what to do, it was nice to know that someone wanted to be with you for the rest of their life and you always wanted this kind of relationship, but at the same time you needed time to decide
-"So, will you stay with us and be my Special One?" Shrignold asked
-This question confused you even more, you didn't want to join a cult but at the same time the idea of hurting Shrignold's feelings made you feel bad
-《And if that all means that Shrignold really is the one I'm meant to be with》you thought
-What if Malcom was right, and you and Shrignold were really meant to be Special Ones
-You has finally made your decision
-"I think I'll stay, Shrignold" You said
-Everyone celebrated and Shrignold hugged you
-You don't know if you made the right choice, but now you can't go back
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Hi, I would like to know if the requests are open?
if they are you could make a Briefcase x Reader, but the Reader is also the new boss of the place where Briefcase works (headcanons pls)
Thanks Anon for the request <3
(Please make me more requests)
Briefcase x Boss Reader (Headcanons)
WARNINGS: Nothing this time
-The first time that Briefcase saw you was when you were walking around introducing yourself to your employees
-When he saw you he blushed, but he'll never admit it; indeed, he will blame the heat in the office.
-He seemed like a peculiar guy and you wanted to know him better, but whenever you wanted to talk to him, Briefcase was ALWAYS busy with work
-You must admit that from this point of view he was a good employee, but from your point of view the fact of not being able to talk to him because he was busy working was quite frustrating
-Quite often Briefcase got overworked and this made you worry about his health
-You had the occasion to talk to him during a weekday when you met him in a bar
-You were dressed casual, very different from the elegant style you had to wear in the office and this made it difficult for people who know you only at work to recognize you
-You noticed Briefcase at a table alone and thought this was a good opportunity to talk to him.
- You approached and said: "Hi Briefcase, we can talk?"
-From the expression he made you could tell he was quite confused
-You ignored that and sat down
-"I'd like to talk about how you work; you know it's nice to see employees so devoted to work, but sometimes you exaggerate and overwork yourself, that's why I'm seriously afraid for your health" you told him
- Briefcase looked even more confused
-"Excuse me, do we know each other???" He said politely
-He seriously didn't recognize you...
-You sighed and said: "I'm Y/N, your boss"
-He immediately blanched and blushing and started to apologize
-You chuckled a bit
-After that little moment of "panic" had passed you and Briefcase started to converse
-Initially you two only talked about work then you started having a more personal conversation
-You talked to him about your life and he about his life
-So you found out that he has an older brother
-At the end of the evening you left him your non-working number so that he could contact you outside work
-You and Briefcase dated for a while
-You liked him and he liked you, that's why you two decided to get engaged
-Briefcase knew that even being the boss's boyfriend he wouldn't get any benefits
-The only thing he got are kisses during the lunch break or winks during work shifts
-On both of these occasions Briefcase blushed a lot
-After a while you and Briefcase were engaged he finally decided to introduce you to his brother
-Initially Brendon didn't like you very much, but when you showed interest in his novel he started to adore you
-When you told him that you know a friend who could publish his novel he started planning the wedding between you and his brother
-You and Brendon will become very close friends and this makes Briefcase a little a lot jealous
-Please have patience with him and make him understand that he's the one you love and that Brendon is just a friend to you.
-Besides this; you and Briefcase are made for each other and you two are a beautiful couple (Brendon ships you together and he's just waiting for the wedding)
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